House GOP Shows Off Diversity | The Many Aliases of George Santos | Will Gas Stoves Be Banned?

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  • Members of the House GOP went on Fox News last night to boast about the diversity of the party, Rep. George Santos refuses to resign despite being outed as a serial liar, and Stephen is not interested in switching to an electric stove.
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  • @plcmts17
    @plcmts17 Před rokem +101

    The gop covers every spectrum of the color wheel from white to eggshell to pearl to ivory to pale.

    • @Stuckinabucketagain
      @Stuckinabucketagain Před rokem +15

      🤣 bandaid with glasses

    • @bradnorman7535
      @bradnorman7535 Před rokem

      No, there are people of colour in the GOP. Because who else is going to serve the food and clean up after the white people when they have their low IQ (almost) think tanks and destroy democracy conventions.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Před rokem +9

      You forgot tangerine orange like trump.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +4

      Don't forget Pence!

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem +1

      Welcome to the discussion panel entitled "Bringing Diversity into Your Workplace is Not a Matter of Buying Everybody Slightly Tinted Colored Jacket Suits." Please allow me to begin...
      ...and we'll go ahead and break for lunch.

  • @CHEERSMEOW
    @CHEERSMEOW Před rokem +277

    Colbert was my family's waiter at the Italian restaurant Scoozi in the 1990's in Chicago. He was my late Dad's favorite waiter. Thank You Stephen for the nice memories. Cheers 🍺😻

    • @MrBobochow
      @MrBobochow Před rokem +7

      He probably should have stayed a waiter……

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +33

      Aww, that's genuinely adorable!

    • @nik-ev3eh
      @nik-ev3eh Před rokem +58

      @@MrBobochow are you related to Jorge santos

    • @Shaunks86
      @Shaunks86 Před rokem +52

      @@MrBobochow yeah. I'm not sure if this Stephen Colbert guy has what it takes to make it big.

    • @wanakone33
      @wanakone33 Před rokem +12

      @@MrBobochow where are your rewards? Your national late night show.

  • @BigBoogookie
    @BigBoogookie Před rokem +284

    "And that's just George Santos" - that joke was completely solid all the way around. Well done to whomever wrote that one.

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 Před rokem +16

      Lost it at "bandaid with glasses"

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Před rokem +2

      Wish we all were as pure, honest, intellectually stellar, and without malice as Biden and his administration are. We are so lucky they are in power. Just ask Colbert.

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 Před rokem +3

      @@sharongamble9854 From your mouth to God's ears. Amen

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před rokem

      @@sharongamble9854 - I suppose you'd rather have the lying narcisstistic crooks of today's GOP.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Před rokem +2

      @@shirleyrombough8173 Absolutely!! For sure!!

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 Před rokem +51

    The Lou Bega song joke is perfect, Stephen, how dare you 😂
    There's one thing about Santos I really need to applaud; I'm particularly motivated to look into my own country's laws to see if someone here could do what he's doing, and to lobby for preventative laws if it currently is.

    • @Mark-gg6iy
      @Mark-gg6iy Před rokem +1

      What country if you don't mind me asking?

    • @nicolebragg1171
      @nicolebragg1171 Před rokem +1

      @@Mark-gg6iy Canada. Our laws are often similar to the blue states, but we do have stronger influence from British law which may mean we're more strict about certain things.

    • @Mark-gg6iy
      @Mark-gg6iy Před rokem +1

      @@nicolebragg1171 So is there a process in place to vet political candidates?
      From what I am reading in the US it is up to the Democratic or GQP party officials.

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 Před rokem +132

    "Man puting air quotes around his entire life." 😂😂😂😂

    • @wrestlo
      @wrestlo Před rokem +1

      That took me out 😂

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před rokem +1

      @@Eliteswanteverything - At least Nixon had the decency to resign.

    • @jyhsia
      @jyhsia Před rokem

      &’m

    • @joaofreitas1438
      @joaofreitas1438 Před rokem +1

      @@shirleyrombough8173 In fairness with George Santos (I never thought I'd say that), Nixon held a much higher position. Also, I'm adamant that the House is in great part populated by crooks, Santos was just bad at hiding it

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +684

    George Santos: "I will not resign."
    Everyone: "We don't believe you!"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +20

      People like him scare me.

    • @oliverkirkland6541
      @oliverkirkland6541 Před rokem

      He will be bankrolled to resign! Hes got the GOP over a barrel. Pay up or he will stick around! Opportunitie of a lifetime!

    • @MausMasher54
      @MausMasher54 Před rokem +27

      He'll resign while enroute back to Brazil under extradition....

    • @SirBlot
      @SirBlot Před rokem +2

      God said a perpetual motion machine was possible yesterday. The devil said not possible. I found that interesting will GS run forever?

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 Před rokem +2

      😂

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah Před rokem +227

    I think in the long run we're going to find out that Santos is just a college prank they didn't think would get this far. When I was at Nasson we colluded to create an entire person, Edna Snet. She had academic records, a signed application, a letter of acceptance, medical records and a class schedule, as well as dorm room assignment. The professors used to ask us if she was ever going to come to class (as she was on the roster). Good times.

    • @megladon6
      @megladon6 Před rokem +43

      My workplace had people constantly coming and going recently. We are a small team but since multiple managers can do the hiring it leads to some confusion.
      We seized the moment and invented Craig. He participated in open polls, had an employee number, and was terminated for failing to show up. The general manager had just figured Craig was a lazy sob who never shows up, that was hired by an outgoing manager.

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Před rokem +28

      Reminds me of 'Captain Tuttle' from M*A*S*H. Hawkeye's make-believe friend who got drafted when Hawkeye got drafted....

    • @ichijofestival2576
      @ichijofestival2576 Před rokem +10

      @@itsjustme8947 Now there's a deep cut. Hey, remember when Harry Morgan played a visiting, insane Major General in Season 3, just one season before returning as Colonel Potter?

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Před rokem +15

      @@ichijofestival2576 Well, of COURSE! I'm old enough I used to watch new episodes every week!! I used to record the audio on cassettes with a plug in mic hanging on the channel knob!! I still have that massive collection of cassettes btw! 🙂

    • @canadianperspective3731
      @canadianperspective3731 Před rokem +12

      At this point I think Santos is just punking the election process.

  • @digydog205
    @digydog205 Před rokem +178

    Love how the audience laughed at what hannity said like he was telling a joke 😂

    • @katprince5528
      @katprince5528 Před rokem +25

      Hannity IS the joke.

    • @patricksanders858
      @patricksanders858 Před rokem +3

      Imagine the money he'd make as a comedian!?

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 Před rokem +6

      It WASN'T a joke?

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před rokem +2

      ​@@patricksanders858like good ol "Stephen Colbert", but unironically...

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před rokem +1

      There are no comedians on the Right...
      ...Not on purpose, anyway.

  • @artemmandrob
    @artemmandrob Před rokem +212

    I met George Santos back when I worked on a rodeo. He would talk about his adventures on a whaling ship - even going so far as to claim he invented the harpoon! The man is a legend... many legends, in fact.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před rokem +51

      Everyone also forgot his pivotal role in the D-day landings. How he was the first man to storm Omaha beach. & how he helped Captain America take down Hydra.

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 Před rokem +32

      Did he tell you he signed the Declaration of Independence?? He totally did. He also cured Polio, shortly after he single handedly ended WW2!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 Před rokem +12

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 I'd have ignored Hydra and said he was REALLY the one who told Cap "On your left" when he helped defeat Thanos instead! 😂🤣😂
      I like the way you think though!! 😉😉

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem +16

      I think he'd be better off a fiction writer. ...or a dungeon master.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss Před rokem +7

      In his own mind at least.

  • @paulsillanpaa8268
    @paulsillanpaa8268 Před rokem +53

    “It’s an audio book about Hitler’s top generals.”
    I know so many Dads who would totally get this...from the library... 😂😂😂

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Před rokem +6

      I just became a dad, and I definitely would.

    • @mrjack08722
      @mrjack08722 Před rokem +8

      That joke hit me like a truck. I was like "How does Stephen know my dad?".

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Před rokem +1

      I don't get it. what is it with this kind of book?

  • @maetay1256
    @maetay1256 Před rokem +11

    That Mike joke was freaking hilarious 😂

  • @michaelnoonan352
    @michaelnoonan352 Před rokem +15

    Amongst all his other spectacular achievements and accomplishments, George Santos was a highly decorated Kamikaze pilot in the Second World War, who flew nine successful missions.

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 Před rokem +8

    Stephen! I cannot believe you forgot off-white, ivory, cream, and dirty socks.

  • @fallfestivities486
    @fallfestivities486 Před rokem +25

    Air quotes around his entire life.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 Před rokem +21

    It's a well known fact, George created NOMAD and came up with There She Blows. Then he was selling popcorn at the 1st Super Bowl when Lombardi wanted him to catch the winning touchdown instead of Max McGee. He liked pro football so much George went back to college and was awarded the past 44 Heismans when he played lacrosse.
    He is such an awesome individuals.

    • @EastSider48215
      @EastSider48215 Před rokem +2

      True, Santo’s football career is legendary, but I don’t think we should overlook that time he defeated George Foreman in the Rumble in the Jungle. Yes, he was using a different name for his boxing career, but doesn’t everyone?

  • @erikschaepers
    @erikschaepers Před rokem +16

    ...watching this in my kitchen and next to my ceramic induction field, I am thrilled to see the proposed change from gas to electric. Exactly what my grandmother did 50 years ago, over here in Europe. LOL

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +562

    I'm callin' it... This Santos guy is gonna be tapped as Donnie's pick for Press Secretary. He's clearly the most qualified person for the job.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před rokem +20

      I was thinking something similar. I see the GOP making this clown the nomination for the presidency in the future.

    • @OhHollyO
      @OhHollyO Před rokem +26

      I think they’ll make him Ethics Czar! 🤣

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 Před rokem +16

      ...and then down the road he can run for governor of Arkansas ! He can say Clinton stained his sweater, once ! ( I think I'm gonna be sick.)

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před rokem +14

      I thought he'd be chosen by the Orange to be his running mate in 2024.😉👍❤

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 Před rokem

      @@katiehettinger7857 Not so sure. Have u seen the orange stains on Kerry Lake's face? (Sorry for that mental image).

  • @jeffreydilallo18
    @jeffreydilallo18 Před rokem +53

    We got an electric induction cooktop. Works like gas, no particulates, and cools down as soon as you remove the pot or pan. It’s awesome!

    • @memory-card
      @memory-card Před rokem +8

      Any you are saving 2/3 of the energy a natural gas stove would consume^^

    • @gmamagillmore4812
      @gmamagillmore4812 Před rokem +1

      After the storm we were without electricity for five days,

    • @jeffreydilallo18
      @jeffreydilallo18 Před rokem

      @@gmamagillmore4812 that could be a problem

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Před rokem

      Cooking anything releases some particulates... Depends on what you're cooking, what you're cooking it in/with (pans & utensils), cooking oils, etc. Your best bet is to have a quality hood and make sure the hood is actually vented correctly and on when you use it.

    • @nitro6002
      @nitro6002 Před rokem +1

      @@jeffreydilallo18 It's a valid concern for sure, I think the upsides outweigh the downsides but nothing is perfect. I wish they included generators as part of the tax credit items to help people with electrification.

  • @whatsupinspace854
    @whatsupinspace854 Před rokem +4

    "an electric stove goes from cold to as hot as the surface of the sun"
    .....dude.... The alternative is LITERALLY FIRE

  • @rachelzellem828
    @rachelzellem828 Před rokem +7

    Not only did the Lou Bega joke work, I rewound and watched it multiple times.

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 Před rokem +841

    George Santos is the perfect example of today's Republican. They should have made HIM Speaker.

  • @Molikai
    @Molikai Před rokem +132

    I just feel like mentioning this: Lying in any way shape or form about your campaign finances in the UK can get you prison time.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Před rokem +8

      The British are sensible.
      Here in the USA, we’ve taken entertainment to the extreme!

    • @lorenehensley1012
      @lorenehensley1012 Před rokem +1

      UK's alright by me 😊

    • @edmundooliver7584
      @edmundooliver7584 Před rokem +2

      @@patlynch6517 yes, that's why they worship king and queen picked by GOD

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Před rokem +1

      @@edmundooliver7584
      Do you mean inbred gene pool picked by God?

    • @wecandoit2488
      @wecandoit2488 Před rokem

      @@edmundooliver7584 Even that is better than having a Government Opposition Psychopaths group of thieves, liars, accomplices to murder, insurrectionist and the United States Domestic Terrorist.

  • @ClassicGuy1982
    @ClassicGuy1982 Před rokem +10

    Always a favorite to watch and listen too, since I am in Sweden to laugh with him.

  • @tinamcbride7937
    @tinamcbride7937 Před rokem +1

    Stephen The planet's on fire - NO MORE gas!

  • @sberryscake
    @sberryscake Před rokem +162

    I am still very confused as to how Santos was allowed to be sworn in to begin with to even be able to resign.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Před rokem +30

      When you and your political party have no ethical standards at all, it's actually quite easy to understand.

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish Před rokem

      Easy. Republican voters are gullible and don't do facts checking.

    • @martinacrosby5259
      @martinacrosby5259 Před rokem +24

      If he resigns, a special election could elect a democrat.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Před rokem +16

      Kev needed his vote silky.🤗

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Před rokem +7

      @@martinacrosby5259 that would be fantastical

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +12

    Ex-Astronaut George Santos was the first Man on the Sun (he went at night).

    • @divinewon73
      @divinewon73 Před rokem +2

      Brilliant, blinding observation!

  • @carriechauhan3700
    @carriechauhan3700 Před rokem +6

    Induction stovetops are awesome and safer than electric. I was hesitant but love mine.

  • @virginiahall6549
    @virginiahall6549 Před rokem +3

    Someone needs to tell Stephen about induction stoves, which are safer and more energy efficient that gas stoves.

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Před rokem +82

    George Santos has admitted that he’s the real Keyser Soze.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +1

      Without the sly intelligence, of course.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Před rokem +1

      Keyser Söze called. He's sending Kobayashi to your place with an envelope.

    • @rudyardganuelas6254
      @rudyardganuelas6254 Před rokem

      so... we're pretty sure it's not him then?

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 Před rokem

      Republicans should take him of the late night comedy committee

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem

      What about the real Shady?

  • @virginiaf.5764
    @virginiaf.5764 Před rokem +10

    Last ham cube at the salad bar ... that's hilarious.

  • @gbprime2353
    @gbprime2353 Před rokem +5

    I love the Incredibles shout out. Stephen and his writers rock.

  • @candidwings5609
    @candidwings5609 Před rokem +3

    The rug cleaning videos. The weirdest thing I ever loved watching LOL

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 Před rokem +7

    "one man who's POSSIBLY not named Mike, George Santos"... hilarious.

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 Před rokem +155

    Imagine being so hated that your own party wants you to resign from your duties. OOF!

    • @small3687
      @small3687 Před rokem +1

      Specifically the REPUBLICAN PARTY!
      They normally only do that if you spill the beans about their coke orgies.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Před rokem

      Sadly the RepubliQans in Congress want him to stay and refuse to force him to resign.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +15

      Thing is, they only want him to resign because of public pressure.

    • @jasondauenbaugh9060
      @jasondauenbaugh9060 Před rokem +1

      Trump did it.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před rokem +9

      Would have been great if they felt the same way throughout 2015 and 2016. And on Jan 7th 2021.

  • @Justanotherconsumer
    @Justanotherconsumer Před rokem +2

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Mike Drop.”

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 Před rokem +5

    Writers of the George Santos jokes need a raise!

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121

    I laughed a lot more than I probably should have at, "Admiral Sleorge Gantos" 🤣

  • @Thurston86
    @Thurston86 Před rokem +161

    Thanks, Colbert for getting that one hit wonder stuck in my head. When I’m singing it for the next 3 days, I’m sure my husband will thank you as well!

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem +8

      Colbert has the best joke writers in late night comedy!

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 Před rokem +2

      THIS!!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem

      Just remember it was a Perez Prado hit first, without the cheesy lyrics.

    • @KristenRowenPliske
      @KristenRowenPliske Před rokem

      Didn’t he have a second hit? Something similar, of course…I’ll have to look that up. BRB

    • @KristenRowenPliske
      @KristenRowenPliske Před rokem

      I was thinking of his song “I’ve Got a Girl”. The only other thing of his I heard on the radio. The two songs are very similar but great to dance to if you do indeed mambo or cha-cha.

  • @Ben-ut1xb
    @Ben-ut1xb Před rokem +4

    Congratulations to Stephen Colbert on completing the Hero's Journey. RIP Dad & The Boys

  • @MichaelTBalonek
    @MichaelTBalonek Před rokem +3

    About the TikTok thing. I am an American living in India. India actually banned TikTok in all of India before Covid due to security issues. So USA is catching up in that realm, slowly, at least

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 Před rokem +15

    I would like to see a health study on plug-in air fresheners and scented candles.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před rokem

      Why? Cars and trucks are doing more harm to our lungs than everything else combined. Your Teflon coated products. Aka PIFAs, have already poisoned every living creature on the planet. Even the little cardboard under little Debbie snacks, and under bday cakes. Are PIFAs

    • @robertnewhart3547
      @robertnewhart3547 Před rokem

      And idiots who huff glade or the industrial can't stand yourself spray at businesses. Or back their cars into their garage and clam bake CO as they finish that song. Then get out and het the kid out of there carseat and open the door to the house and let that shit in there to degrade the body etc.

    • @oldpossum57
      @oldpossum57 Před rokem

      So long as the study isn’t printed on scented paper.

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone Před rokem +91

    It wouldn't surprise me if Santos claims he survived stage four cancer. His lies keep getting more absurd.

    • @terryvlunsford1610
      @terryvlunsford1610 Před rokem

      Kinda like Al Gore inventing the internet.

    • @toddboughn5168
      @toddboughn5168 Před rokem +14

      He did claim he had a brain tumor and had radiation treatment. You can't make this stuff up!

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem +14

      @@terryvlunsford1610 IIRC, he essentially streamlined the internet for commercial use. It was essentially a tool used by the government (for prolly Cold War stuff) and certain universities for sharing research materials with other universities. My late father had access to both types when he was completing his PhD at UCSD and eventually landed a job at NOAA/NODC, being the old school computer nerd that he was. Since he essentially telecommuted, I wouldn't be surprised if my family was the first few to install internet capabilities in the mid to late 90s WAY BEFORE the pandemic forced everyone to do so.
      So, no, Gore didn't invent the internet, but we owe it to him (and blame him) for having internet be a thing for us.

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 Před rokem +1

      Like "I never had any dealings with my sons' business in china"? ukraine? Those kind of claims?

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před rokem +9

      "It wouldn't surprise me if Santos claims he survived stage four cancer" - It wouldn't surprise me if he claimed to survive the Titanic and the Hindenburg.

  • @happysmith6666
    @happysmith6666 Před rokem +1

    We need an Inventing George. Somebody make it happen!!

  • @davidwoods7408
    @davidwoods7408 Před rokem +9

    Sean Hannity actually said that, in that room, with those people, with a straight face! Incredible!

    • @GHinWI
      @GHinWI Před rokem +2

      It was a leading question, so the representatives present could respond forcefully and inform him how diverse the party in fact is.

  • @mikebockey4125
    @mikebockey4125 Před rokem +207

    another few moments of comic relief in a world gone mad
    thanks stephen

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +5

      Oh, honey, the world's always been mad. It's just more noticeable now.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před rokem +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 Oh, honey, it's not appropriate to call strangers by pet names.

    • @mikebockey4125
      @mikebockey4125 Před rokem +3

      @@HOTD108_, i’ll be ok, but thanks for your concern 😁

    • @Glitch_in_the_Matrix
      @Glitch_in_the_Matrix Před rokem

      You are thanking the Main Stream media and big pharma shill Colbert

    • @vincentbaca790
      @vincentbaca790 Před rokem

      Yeah thanks for nothing
      ..

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Před rokem +16

    Diversity is not just a river in Egypt.

    • @GamerbyDesign
      @GamerbyDesign Před rokem +5

      But Denial is.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor Před rokem

      Brilliant!

    • @vincentbaca790
      @vincentbaca790 Před rokem

      Uh, I thought the joke was ( about Bill Clinton, when confronted with accusations of sexual assault, ) " He thinks denial is a river in Egypt."

  • @Livingthedream333
    @Livingthedream333 Před rokem +4

    Santos on the trump NFTs;
    “I had all those jobs too”

  • @sopranoatlarge5112
    @sopranoatlarge5112 Před rokem +1

    Induction, baby! It’s the future, and the future is *now*

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Před rokem +673

    Congratulations to Republicans for increasing their black membership from 2 to 4

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 Před rokem +13

      Aren't they elected?

    • @d.e.7467
      @d.e.7467 Před rokem

      @@FutureCommentary1 yes, placed there by (mostly) republican voters.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Před rokem

      Yeah they 4 black congressmen are in white districts.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +47

      Would've been more if they'd let Herschel and all his kids in!

    • @mark-ish
      @mark-ish Před rokem +6

      @@couragekarnga8735 that doesn't make any sense does it.

  • @ChazzleDazzleVideos
    @ChazzleDazzleVideos Před rokem +110

    I appreciate that he is humble enough to say I owe someone an apology after the joke with the little bit of song. Shows alot when you hear stories of people on TV being terrible to work with alot. There are alot of people who have a really hard time apologizing or admitting when they are wrong.

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie Před rokem +7

      He is the exact opposite of Ellen.

    • @voutolliC22
      @voutolliC22 Před rokem +4

      why do many americans struggle with the concept of "a" and "lot" being separate words

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie Před rokem

      @@voutolliC22 They confuse 'a' and 'lot' with 'allot' even though the meanings are quite different.

    • @voutolliC22
      @voutolliC22 Před rokem +2

      @@Anne--Marie I'm positive that the ones that spell it "alot" have no clue of the existence of 'allot'

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie Před rokem

      @@voutolliC22 You could be right!

  • @cameroncurrie7208
    @cameroncurrie7208 Před rokem +2

    From Canada I love your gas stove ban perposal. Until about 125 years ago everyone was burning wood and or coal in thier house with no ventilation its a big improvement..

  • @bsing2u
    @bsing2u Před rokem +1

    Awe....Stephen that's what a kettle is for, to protect you from touching a hot burner.

  • @grantsdaboom576
    @grantsdaboom576 Před rokem +91

    Electric stoves could mean induction, I lived in a historic house with a gas stove and I swore it was causing me all kinds of health issues. Glad to know my gut was right.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před rokem +14

      I have been cooking with gas for over 30 years & haven't had a single health problem with it. But then I do make sure the kitchen is well ventilated. & keep open the window next to the stove when I'm cooking.

    • @patrickcorcoran4828
      @patrickcorcoran4828 Před rokem +34

      Induction is far superior to gas or electric resistance. I'm coming up on 3 years with an induction stove and I would never go back.

    • @patrickcorcoran4828
      @patrickcorcoran4828 Před rokem +21

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Ventellation is the most important thing. I got carbon monoxide poisoning as a kid when my dad was making a Boboli pizza. The apartment was really air tight and the snow piled up over the hood fan vent.

    • @JW-mx3qg
      @JW-mx3qg Před rokem +2

      I second that!

    • @bryanspindle4455
      @bryanspindle4455 Před rokem +20

      My first apartment had a gas stove. I could smell it whenever l came into the apartment. I never felt it was safe. Every stove l have had since has been electric.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před rokem +188

    With Stephen Colbert here, these next two years will be at ease. Thank you Stephen for being here ❤️

    • @freeman960
      @freeman960 Před rokem +2

      👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @vincentbaca790
      @vincentbaca790 Před rokem +3

      Really?

    • @betweenyellowan_dred
      @betweenyellowan_dred Před rokem

      Do you think Stephen the vax pusher has enough bodyguards?

    • @nevermindlaughs
      @nevermindlaughs Před rokem

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ what’s the part of the bible that told people to sexually abuse kids, hoard wealth in the Vatican and kill defenceless kids in indigenous schools? I can only assume there was a couple chapters on that since it’s majority of what is talked about these days when it comes to this sort of thing with Jesus and all….#prayforabrain

  • @marshhen
    @marshhen Před rokem +3

    I am surprised, bit disappointed that he did not mention the most concerning finding about gas stoves - the study found them to be responsible for 15% of child asthma. Asthma in children is growing exponentially and parents deserve to have this information. I wish he had at least included it. Nobody is happy to hear that gas stoves and wood burning stoves are bad for health, but we should at least have the facts about it and decide for ourselves.

  • @roberthullings5142
    @roberthullings5142 Před rokem +1

    Will the real George Santos please , stand up !

  • @Pitbabe2Obsession
    @Pitbabe2Obsession Před rokem +20

    George Santos is a gift that's keeps on giving or lying🤣🤣

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Před rokem +75

    I remember when George Santos walked on the sun with no shoes.

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 Před rokem +6

      Yeah,but he said he did it at night.

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Před rokem +1

      Sizzle!

    • @myrnaavalos6
      @myrnaavalos6 Před rokem

      😑😂🤣😅

    • @HelmutRockstroh
      @HelmutRockstroh Před rokem

      Ye Gads! He‘s better than Chuck Norris!

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před rokem

      "I remember when George Santos walked on the sun with no shoes" - That was obviously after the painstakingly brutal research and development hell he went through when he was perfecting Icarus' wings.

  • @zazooplazz
    @zazooplazz Před rokem +1

    Dad's travel advice: Hartford is represented! 😂🚗🛫

  • @tina1908
    @tina1908 Před rokem +10

    Stephen is getting better by the night 😂

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Před rokem +35

    Santos has even claimed that Pele once played for his own football team too.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Před rokem +5

      Santos was Pele's first coach. He taught him everything.

    • @mhlomabaso5049
      @mhlomabaso5049 Před rokem +2

      Pele did play for Santos.

    • @emmett.francis7894
      @emmett.francis7894 Před rokem

      @@mhlomabaso5049 well spotted. Of course Santos football team is named in honour of it's founder G. Santos.

  • @azuman7
    @azuman7 Před rokem +1341

    The House GOP has plenty of diversity: The are a lot of flavors of lunacy and selfishness.

    • @johnarnold893
      @johnarnold893 Před rokem +25

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrishei3111
      @chrishei3111 Před rokem +78

      They've got people from different realities!

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před rokem +62

      Hell Santos is at least 4 races and multi religious.

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 Před rokem +24

      Once in a while, MTG takes off one of her shoes,and makes everyone call her Eileen.

    • @ivanvillamil2764
      @ivanvillamil2764 Před rokem +28

      How GQP caucus can say they have the most diverse group since when? Maybe they meant the most diverse liars caucus but not ethnically diverse.

  • @Aerospace_Education
    @Aerospace_Education Před rokem +7

    You seriously have the best Media Arts team in late night!

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R Před rokem +1

    Mambo No. 5 is a classic...

  • @XDSDDLord
    @XDSDDLord Před rokem +9

    I can't believe TikTok is allowed on any government phone in any municipality on the globe.

  • @Karajorma
    @Karajorma Před rokem +188

    When they say they want more diversity what the GOP means is that they've taken a look at Majorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert and thought "We need more of that!"

    • @emmett.francis7894
      @emmett.francis7894 Před rokem

      Yeah vote Conservative Sex Dwarf.

    • @jefflebowski8470
      @jefflebowski8470 Před rokem +6

      *Boebert
      But yes, wouldn’t be surprised if she had a relation to John Wayne Bobbitt.

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma Před rokem +3

      @@jefflebowski8470 Funny, I spelt it correctly. I guess my autocorrect thought the same. Fixed it. Thanks.

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 Před rokem +6

      @@Karajorma "Bimbo" works for me concerning that twit. As close to zero-content as you can get.

    • @devalarees9987
      @devalarees9987 Před rokem +10

      I mean, they may have a point - the severely mentally handicapped are historically underrepresented in Congress, but the GOP is making great strides.

  • @dv6165
    @dv6165 Před rokem +2

    Electric cooking was the only option in our new house. We got a beautiful induction stove. Never want to go back. So much cleaner, easier, faster and, yes, safer.

  • @leonestello8519
    @leonestello8519 Před rokem

    4:03 Yeah that Joke worked🤣
    "A little bit of MIKE..." 😂 THANKS NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD!🤫

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +228

    Laughter is the best medicine and Stephen is the perfect prescription.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +36

    At this point, I'm not even surprised if George Santos is actually D.B. Cooper because sure! Why the fuck not!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +4

      Hell, we live in a world where Dr. Dre had to send a cease and desist letter to a member of Congress!

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Před rokem +1

      Wouldn't surprised if he is DB Cooper's son.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor Před rokem +4

      I still want confirmation he's even in the US legally. I has my doubts.

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před rokem

      "At this point, I'm not even surprised if George Santos is actually D.B. Cooper because sure! Why the **** not" - The "why not" is because D.B. Cooper was smart. Immoral, but smart.

    • @rblover2466
      @rblover2466 Před rokem

      Way too young to be DB Cooper.

  • @dianewilliams1125
    @dianewilliams1125 Před rokem +1

    And that's just George Santos! EPIC!

  • @veoveomazmorreo
    @veoveomazmorreo Před rokem

    I have never have seen a better description of the NOTAM! Hahahahahahaha

  • @anaus7926
    @anaus7926 Před rokem +160

    Stephen is absolutely awesome as always, the writers are exeptional, the band is fantastic .. such a pleasure to watch the show .. thank you for making scary news less frightening

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem +3

      IMO, he has the best joke writers of all late night shows… and his delivery is tops

    • @yendisoak
      @yendisoak Před rokem

      and thank you for making buttholes less frightening😂

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 Před rokem +1

      THIS!!

    • @rohankurian5641
      @rohankurian5641 Před rokem +1

      💪🇺🇸💪🇺🇸💪🇺🇸

    • @djenkins555
      @djenkins555 Před rokem

      🤮

  • @johngage5391
    @johngage5391 Před rokem +92

    Stephen, you should check out induction stoves. The gas companies will love your stove joke, but electrifying heating, cooking and transportation is part of addressing climate pollution.

    • @Jonathan-px9oz
      @Jonathan-px9oz Před rokem +15

      Yes, induction is superior to gas in almost every way. Once you go induction, you’ll never go back. The ONLY thing gas is better for is cooking with a round bottomed wok.

    • @IbouHourri
      @IbouHourri Před rokem

      THANKS

    • @sevresblue
      @sevresblue Před rokem

      If you have EVER cooked on one of those, vs. gas..... you will know. Gas is superior. Let's just FIX the gas stoves.

    • @johngage5391
      @johngage5391 Před rokem +9

      ​@@sevresblue - I have a gas stove now...and my child has asthma. Is it due to the stove? Who knows, but we know gas stoves make asthma more likely. I'm looking at induction cooktop stoves now. I've used them in other places. They work great with my iron griddles and skillets. I'll have to replace some of my pans (they don't hold a magnet, so they won't work on induction). Induction takes some getting used to, but there is no exhaust going into the living space and it is cheaper to use because it's more efficient.
      There's no fixing gas: the exhaust goes straight into the air from the burners or escapes out of the oven. You can improve matters with a fan and good air ventilation...but who cooks with the fan on all the time? It's loud.

    • @johngage5391
      @johngage5391 Před rokem +1

      @@Jonathan-px9oz - check out the Lodge Cast Iron 14" Wok (with built-in flat bottom). :)

  • @charlotteb6450
    @charlotteb6450 Před rokem +2

    i didn't realise gas stoves could be so personal to someone lmao

  • @chilibeans7772
    @chilibeans7772 Před rokem

    And that's just George Santos!!!!😂🤣😂🤡

  • @moravine1040
    @moravine1040 Před rokem +37

    Just shows you what kind of Speaker Mccarthy will be self serving

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 Před rokem

      Just like pelosi right?

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +2

      @@JohnPenn77 Aww, look at you trying to think of something.

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 Před rokem

      @@Tao_Tology Inside trading ring a bell?

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +2

      @@JohnPenn77 You forgot to put forward an actual defence of mccarthy.
      Don't worry, Fox will tell you what to say.

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 Před rokem

      @@Tao_Tology I watch the senate and house judiciary hearings. I don't even watch this horseplop, fox or cnn. I just swing in here to see what the left is talking about. I simply study American history along world history via the library of congress. Amazing how it's all about to repeat itself yet once again the collapse of a once great society as it has time and time again. Do you?

  • @geraldineclarke5434
    @geraldineclarke5434 Před rokem +32

    I used to feel that way about gas stoves until I got an induction cooktop. You can raise and lower the temps as quickly as on a gas stovetop and coo up a storm.

    • @robertnewhart3547
      @robertnewhart3547 Před rokem

      I guess he uses gas stoves lmao. Not a damn think wrong electric.

    • @patrickcorcoran4828
      @patrickcorcoran4828 Před rokem +5

      @@robertnewhart3547 I've used all 2 and I agree with @Geraldine Clark Induction stoves are far superior to gas or old electric resistance stoves.

    • @q.e.d.9112
      @q.e.d.9112 Před rokem +4

      @@patrickcorcoran4828
      Yep, way, way better. The smart ones will let you boost up to temperature quickly, then hold automatically. You can slide pans around and the heat setting will follow the pan.

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před rokem +7

      @@robertnewhart3547 "I guess he uses gas stoves lmao. Not a damn think wrong electric" - It depends on the type. If you're talking about normal, resistance electric (what people think of when they hear "electric stove"), then yes, there absolutely *IS* something wrong with it. Aside from the safety issues, it's a massive waste of energy due to its horribly inefficient heat transfer.

    • @Worldbuilder
      @Worldbuilder Před rokem +8

      To boot, induction is both kid and pet-safe. My cats often turn on my stove, but with nothing magnetic on it, it just turns itself off quietly. :)

  • @Sdewebb
    @Sdewebb Před rokem +2

    My little girl had asthma a few year ago and we thought it was brought on by dairy so we cut off the dairy. However her asthma went away about the same year that we switched our gas stove for an electric glass top.

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original Před rokem +3

    i confess to having watched a youtube video of a guy cleaning a rug. and being so satisfyingly enthralled by it that i immediately watched another, and another.
    then, sensing the verge of senseless addiction, i refused to allow myself to ever go there again.
    i had a similar bizarre brush with driveway pressure washing videos.

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben Před rokem +1

      Check out cow hoof trimming videos. Your world will never be the same! 😆

    • @lindaj5492
      @lindaj5492 Před rokem +1

      Rug cleaning videos helped me get through first lockdown 😊

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws Před rokem +1

      There's also a guy who goes around mowing and pruning overgrown yards.

  • @glyakk
    @glyakk Před rokem +13

    It has been forever since I have heard the term NOTAM. Where I worked we pronounced the word kind of like 'NO-tum' with the stress on the first sylable. The biggest issue from what I remember is not that the airport cannot communicate issues to aircraft or ground support, but that its considered the offical system so pilots and ground support personel heavily rely on it.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +4

    How big is the 1947 FAA Computer? The size of a warehouse and it still uses vacuum tubes?

  • @luciakarakitsios3792
    @luciakarakitsios3792 Před rokem +1

    I love the captions Steve gives to pictures of people "last ham in the refrigerator section"

  • @yvettekosta7994
    @yvettekosta7994 Před rokem +2

    Your comedic writers skills and your impeccable delivery in a truly hilarious way is a healing experience which seems to get better and better, unlike the other late night comics .

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +16

    I switched to induction cooking last year. It heats up quite fast, and safer than gas or traditional electric.

    • @keithboatright3325
      @keithboatright3325 Před rokem +1

      It doesnt work when electricity is out keeping my gas stove

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem

      @@keithboatright3325 I still have my gas stove, but it serves as a backup now.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Před rokem +1

      @@keithboatright3325 Seriously how often is your electricity out? I live in Minnesota and it's been over a year since we had a power outage. It wasn't even because of a storm, it was because of tree removal.
      You won't die from having to eat dry cereal and pb&js for a few days, unless you're allergic to grains, peanut butter or fruit.

    • @keithboatright3325
      @keithboatright3325 Před rokem

      @@christinebenson518 in last 2 months 10 times global warming is real lived in Tahoe since 1963

  • @Belial-jg8rp
    @Belial-jg8rp Před rokem +3

    I mean I wish those electric stoves had some type of warning light that said "Caution Hot Surface"

    • @lindaj5492
      @lindaj5492 Před rokem

      Mine does: shows ‘H’ when pan is first removed, then ‘h’ when it’s cooled enough to touch.

  • @michaelbeaver4650
    @michaelbeaver4650 Před rokem

    "Blah, blah, blah who cares?" LMAO! 😆

  • @serious_in_seattle6917
    @serious_in_seattle6917 Před rokem +10

    Get an induction stove. Only the pot gets hot. You can touch the cooktop surface immediately after removing the pot.

    • @erikparker
      @erikparker Před rokem +3

      Exactly! Thanks for calling that out and suggesting. Induction stoves are the future!

    • @svenvaltik5657
      @svenvaltik5657 Před rokem

      No, you can't, and when it tries, the heat is so inconsistent, nothing cooks right...

    • @patrickcorcoran4828
      @patrickcorcoran4828 Před rokem

      @@svenvaltik5657 Your stove is broken. Some models have split induction coils and half the coil can go. I've never had any trouble with mine and as a former restaurant prep cook I feel that its much better than a commercial gas range.

    • @opsataa
      @opsataa Před rokem +2

      Came here to say this. And it heats just as fast as a gas stove: instant. All of the benefits of gas and none of the drawbacks.

    • @svenvaltik5657
      @svenvaltik5657 Před rokem

      @@opsataa Disagree. My wok will never touch a primitive induction.

  • @ChainReactionsProductions

    Unrelated to the video but RIP Jeff Beck, what a legend he was 🎸🕊️

  • @reinerjung1613
    @reinerjung1613 Před rokem +2

    Steve there is a solution to your stove problem. Use induction plates. The plates stay relatively cool and most of your cookware will work with it. The rest can go out on the next garage sale. Induction stoves can be handled like gas stoves, but they are way easier to clean.

  • @beasley417
    @beasley417 Před rokem

    No true skill other than being a liar required.

  • @viktoriagrath2375
    @viktoriagrath2375 Před rokem +11

    As a European I wonder what kind of electric stoves you have in America 😅 most of them here have a little light indicating if it's still warm and there are definitely various steps of heat 😅🔥

  • @athichanalak7137
    @athichanalak7137 Před rokem +31

    I love how he goes all in on the owners and chefs but always stays respectful towards the waiters

  • @chefRyan38
    @chefRyan38 Před rokem

    "FIRE...BAD!!!" - Phil Hartman as Frankenstein

  • @wrinklebrian5387
    @wrinklebrian5387 Před rokem +1

    I love it when he wears that tie

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Před rokem +8

    Notice to Airmen= NOTAM
    They publish weather conditions and ground conditions to help pilots prepare, reduce workload.

  • @JenMistress
    @JenMistress Před rokem +82

    Wait, a Politician lying?! Wow, shocking! 😉😂🤣😂🤣

    • @darylthomas4522
      @darylthomas4522 Před rokem +3

      Compared to some,Santos is an amateur,ham fisted doofus of a conman wanting to roll with the big boys

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před rokem

      As sure as grass being green, politicians lie

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před rokem +9

      There's three degrees of lying for a Republican politician, each is a bit worst than the last. The GW Bush level. The Mango Mussolini level. & finally The George Santos level.

    • @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm
      @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm Před rokem

      @@darylthomas4522 Hey friend, Brazil elected a president with these characteristics and he's in Florida now.

    • @darylthomas4522
      @darylthomas4522 Před rokem

      @@MatheusFernandes-xf4zm he should take time to learn from proper con artists frequenting all levels of washington politics on both sides and ignore santos' playbook as he has been exposed as a low rent wannabe,who will ,if he hangs on in congress be used as a flunky,a bitch, by the real gangsters

  • @mtadams2009
    @mtadams2009 Před rokem +1

    I am never giving up my gas stove.

  • @NeilBlanchard
    @NeilBlanchard Před rokem +2

    Stephen! Get yourself an INDUCTION STOVE! It is faster and more controllable than a gas stove, and more efficient than a conventional electric stove! There are no fumes or poisonous gas emissions! And very hard to start any accidental fires - you can have a piece of paper in between the pan and the stove - and it will not burn the paper.

  • @F8Tributo
    @F8Tributo Před rokem +19

    There were a few real good jokes tonight!
    Good on ya, writers!