But he is Speaker. He gets a portrait in the gallery, a 50K/yr raise and when he retires (or more likely primaried next year) his speaking fees are slightly higher.
That couplingo bit was SO tight, who wrote that one? I lost it at the Swedish chef. Stephen and crew has been on fire this year! I'm feeling an emotion like hope LOL
"We learned how to govern" wait... aren't you supposed to already know how to do that? I swear every gop seat is paid for, not a single one of them really knows what they're doing.
Michael Dykel you could not possibly account for what the rightwing members of the house do & do not know and even then, just because YOU do.not like what they do, does not mean they do not know what they are doing, unlike your pervert Leftist butt-screwin'' AND gluin'
JJ Jim Jordan is a prime example, even misrepresenting our founding fathers intentions. JJ is trying to cover up GOP dissension, despite video evidence. If Democrats acted like this, the GOP would be all over it.
Reminds me of Orrin Hatch's campaign slogan in his last campaign..."It's Utah's time to lead." You had SEVEN TERMS in office, Orrin. What did you do for forty-two years?!!! I guess it's a Republican thing...
"I don't know if men should be allowed to hold political office...they're just too emotional." THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT. It was running through my head literally the entire time this fiasco was going on: "If this was a chamber full of women doing the exact same thing, having the exact same reaction...men all over the USA would be calling for these women to be removed from office for putting their emotions ahead of their obligations."
It doesn't matter if the farce of a system is literally moulded for white supremacy. It is not funny for those that sensed it earlier.Like hundreds of years earlier
@@redspiralray2880 That was the point. Men have been saying "women are too emotional to run things" for literally centuries, while men are just as emotional if not more so.
You seem like a highly emotional individual with little control over your own cognition more broadly; given such recurrent and invasive thoughts. Perhaps your projecting your unstable emotionality onto others?
You know what I don't understand? If a group of people commit armed robbery and someone is killed during that act, everyone involved in the commission of the robbery (even the getaway driver who never touched a weapon) is charged with the murder of that person. So why is it that everyone involved in the commission of the January 6th Insurrection hasn't been charged with the murder of the fallen police officer, or in the assaults of the 140 or so other police officers who were injured during the commission of the crime?
HSHA An unarmed "insurrection" AND no one has been charged w/what YOU falsely state as fact but is mete Leftists alkegations of hyperbole as Leftist LIARS AND homoSodomites degenerates LIE..!
Usually some will get no sentence or a reduced sentence for testifying against their co-defendants.. . Aslo their might have been between 5 thousand and 20 thousand people at the Jan 6th riot , we can't be locking up 20 thousand people🤦♂️
You guys have all the power because you see me in the past, I am always in the present and just a man really freaky man but just a man. I wish I could show someone I think with everything around me.
being brazilian, you should be proud your country shows to the world you know how to handle this stuff. the us patted them on the head and sent them home, looking weak as fuck
Nah Brazil is thouroughly corrupt. It's just the that guy who tried the coup didn't have the full support of the military and police. Coups fail when the wannabe head of state doesn't secure the full military support. You can have a few hardliners or some yahoos in a crowd but if you don't have Capcom and your air forces jets you ain't taking but jack and shit
Hahaha the FBI lead Jan 6th. You're living in a delusion. FBI text messages have been leaked. And the WEF stated McCarthy as the majority leader on their website even though it is Scalise. And they posted this before he was elected as Speaker... it's almost as if sheeple still believe that their politics are real and that there aren't any false flags, propaganda, or controlled opposition. Must be nice being so damn ignorant. You're a pawn for Klaus and the WEF. You actually believe the mainstream media narrative. You're disconnected from reality.
Well yes because they've had more practice than we have with coup attempts. And maybe Lulu talked to Joe and he said, "Don't let them get away with it like we did here. Arrest their asses and remember we have our military if need be! FYI: Rumors online called for a repeat today or tomorrow but thus far nothing more has happened.
@@jofi4580 No, they don't. They get Epsteined. All these people -- Trump and his whole inner circle -- will be mysteriously fallen out of windows over the next few years.
Agreed! 2:14 I loudly said "yes!" (startling cats and my husband), and then 2:24 the Band's reactions. 💖 Now I'm going to go look up Jon Stewart's montage; it sounds amazing!
I was nearly in tears when you mentioned the Bannon photo... thankfully you didn't show it otherwise I may have been in tears for a different reason. To borrow from George Takei... Oh my!
How does Stephen Colbert keep getting more excellent every day? How is this possible? : ) Of course, the crack writing staff and amazing band help, but still... Two of my favorite human things are smart and funny, and together they are the best. Thank you. : )
Its funny because its true... Audio would be to disturbing. Matt : No, No, let him go he has some perky milk duds... You can have me if you dump 14 and go back to 12 !!! Just add it to the rubber underpants consessions...
Since one of the main concessions Kev gave up to get his speakership was giving the right for a single representative to call for a vote of removal, it is my sincerest hope that it just becomes part of the House’s daily ritual that they start each and every day with a vote to see if they still want him as speaker. Even if they never take the job off of him, I want him to have a daily reminder of how replaceable he is.
@@mediarare2386 I don’t think anybody has given Kevin McCarthy airbags for the out-of-control car he thinks he is in charge of right now. It’s pretty clear that someone will definitely get hurt. Let’s just hope it is not the American public.
@@larry6601 probably because THERES NO PROOF of child molesters. Remember Pizza gat? YUP guy with an AK drive to Washington went to “ the” pizza restaurant Hilary ate at ONCE to free ALL THE CHILDREN 😭😭😭 held in the back room … THERE WERE NONE… but the guy got 5 years for believing what he heard. Not the FACTS from a court/ lawsuit. Yup you can say anything you want BUT in court you better back it up. Or you and your case are tossed ( GAETZs’ friend plead GUILT to the offense and GAETZ paid $300 to 3 girls through VENMO , with school tuition in the memo.
@@larry6601 first my friend I’m not a lib. I believe EVERYONE has the right to make decisions that affect their life and nobody else’s. Including “ the RIGHTeous “ with their holy then thou positions. As long as what others do doesn’t affect my life I don’t give a phque. In regards to pedos they NEED to be put in general population! The special units their put in so they don’t GET HURT OR MORE is beyond my comprehension. Their victims LIVES will never be what it would have been , all because some freak wanted their twisted satisfaction for one day. In the dumbz vs Republicans It doesn’t matter who someone votes for. ( A or B -one Republican or one democrat, that’s choice?) Many people don’t understand the basics of the parties directives ( Republicans BIG military HALF the budget that was passed is going to the Pentagon / 780 BILLION , the other half for U.S. we pay into S.S. But politicians who are owned want to cut S.S. So Corporations will pay into ( they have to contribute a percentage in relation to the employee. ) less Or increasing wages to $15 an hour, that’ll effect the quarterly dividends. Ever been told, we can’t give raises this year, it’s not in our budget to be able to do so, it was a difficult year!?Google what companies profits were for 2022, under the guise of inflation they increased prices and increases profits. WE no longer are a real Democracy . Citizens United /dark money has BOUGHT Congress Senate and Supreme Court. The President is just a puppet for the big donors. A 22 trillion national debt and instead of an infrastructure bill… because Trump was a “ developer” the only legislation that he passed was TAX CUTS , yup $27 a week for me YET the top 10% got $72,000 , enough to buy a BMW for their kids 16 th birthday. All that’s on MSDNC CNN Faux is things that don’t effect you or I laptops and classified documents. Why? Oh so no one pays attention to corporations consolidate ur power over our economy. How many food processing companies? Slaughter houses? Oil companies? Nowadays if your not born into it…. $$$$$…..You get to swim in the RIPtide……with. the falsehood of blaming the victim ( American workers) your. Not trying hard enough to make it to shore 🤬)
@@larry6601 I meant to say it, for the reason I stated. Their not put into general population IN PRISON…. Their put into a segregated unit with others LIKE them …. Because their safety is at risk.don’t want a lawsuit that they were treated unfairly 🤯 Side topic….. The immigration B.S. will never be solved… some World agreement that when someone steps foot in “ your country” ( again most anywhere in the World predominantly in the West, )they have “THE RIGHT “to claim asylum. Not until their helped off the desert given a warm meal and asked What country are you from? Oh El Salvador… GREAT the bus will bring you to the airport, your plane leaves at 8 so you should make it home by 11. 😏
@@larry6601 you have a FANTASTIC DAY 🫢 your comprehension level is a zero READ AGAIN! I know what I said what I believe, seems you should get in a plane and go to Epstein Island sir.
The original business model of CZcams stank, but at least the ads were reasonable. New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL. Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable. And censoring complaints, too.
Can we just take a minute to appreciate how far Louis has come as the leader of the Late Show Band? Of course it was a bittersweet moment to see John Batiste take his leave, but Louis has really put on his own shoes and it's awesome to see him having so much fun 🤘
@@sophiophile Yup Baptiste is an absolute beast and I can't wait to see what he has in store for us. At least with Louis, the lineup of guitars/basses behind him is a hint at his range and I hope we eventually get to see a highlight/spotlight on him when he hits the 1 year mark as full-time bandleader
"Oh My God, I don't know if men should hold political office; they're just too emotional. *Shrug* Hormones, i guess.." 😂😂😂😂😂 THANK YOU, STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!! That comment has kept me going! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. I LOVE IT!!!
Democracy is a messy business with Republicans... ...ousting it just a bit more messy with tic tac toe poop addition on the capitol walls... ...Trump thought they were an unprofessional looking mail order mob however they could doo addition... Michael And Jello could only paint on the cieling... You need more fiber than Jello to get your DNA to stick to the wall so the cops can nail your ass toot sweet the next day... ...Marge has an alibi although the first one about not being able to find the bathroom in the capitol doesn't mean she couldn't have given this group some pointers... ...some might absolve her because she doesn't know squat. Then again they were probably standing erect to pooh on the wall. Its not really clear where they learned that. It was never considered a Republican thing. Next thing you know they will be using flint to drive a car... ...company out of the state and off some cliff chasing a herd lemmings out of a pizza parlor fox framed up with McCarthy isms.
@ Patrick Inbred Drunken Pumpkinhead! That is YOUR Leftist party of perverts that want to indoctrinate children into deviate sex via BBC GROOMER LEFTIST union goon sex pervert "teacher" Leftisms...!
The thing Mike Rogers said to Gaetz right before he was pulled back was, "Matt, you're finished." The fact he got prevented from saying more is probably what spooked Gaetz in the end as he must have thought it wasn't just an empty threat. Smart move on McCarthy's part if that was planned. Therefore, it definitely wasn't planned.
Poor Harry. There isn't a sibling alive who hasn't been ignored by their older brother / sister in high school. Poor, poor little rich boy. I bet they had to party with their friends on separate yachts too. Oh the cruelty, the inhumanity!!
It does happen all the time but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. He can't just state how he feels. I know my sister was hurt when I did the same thing to her. It just proves that the royal family is human. The good bad and ugly. That is the end of it.
@@Montevideo2313 - We've been thinking about learning Spanish, as well (final goal: Japanese)...right now, we've been using 'English subtitles' and then trying to recognize the more common words as they're spoken in the original languages. 😅
LOL it's been one hundred years since a vote on the first try wasn't completed I don't think he should be proud of that fact! It appears that the GOP was "just not into him!"
McCarthy got 14 kicks to the crotch and a voluntary neutering in order to get the job of trying to herd a bunch of insane rabid cats. I hope the little gavel brings you great solace, Kev!!
We laugh but this is scary stuff. These are crucial times in America and the fact we have unhinged "politicians" with such power makes it hard to sleep at night.
The Sharkster.....Plastic Puppet man Steven Colbert who targets the easily persuaded and weak minded liberal mindset. Those who lack the capacity for critical thinking. Just to receive their political information from a plastic puppet for the progressive Globalist elite. Lmfao.
Bannonwas more of a man at 20yrs old in the military than Stevie Weevie Colby cheese ever wilk be esp when the little four eyed butt cheek freak drops on his knees to transgender please..!
So you didn’t scream at the TV when Fauci said there was no “gain of function” when question by Paul? Hmm.. and I’m guessing you didn’t scream at the TV when the riots of 2016 stormed the Capitol and burned down the church across the street.. and of course you didn’t scream at the TV when Hunter was issued his honorable discharge from the military even tho he had no discernible skills, was too old and never passed a drug test.. but you screamed at Bannon.. 😂 we’ll, I guess that’s how THEY want you.. impulsive and ignorant so.. great job🤷♂
Funniest segment yet! It's probably because he and the writing team are getting better with age and experience, but they also have more and more great material to work with.
@@Stacy- well, from the rest of the world. We actually see no difference between either party. Your coming war with china will be only an excuse to distract from the civil war you would otherwise end up in
My older brother also instructed me that he did not know me at school when I finally joined him in highschool. I admit that I also took it personally and was hurt by it. Older siblings often suck.
McCarthy agreed to a one-legislator Motion to Vacate where it used to take five. That means anytime he said anything Boebert doesn't like, she could unhinge her jaws and ruin this man's whole career. Welcome to the new circus, boys!
You do realize it’s been that way up until pelosi changed it when she took over speaker last term right? For over 160 years they just changed it back….. moronic comments from people who obviously don’t know what they are talking about always make me laugh… I don’t like the guy either but don’t be an idiot
Imagine how fuming The Former Guy was when he saw Greene offering that phone and people from his own Party refusing to take his call. Imagine how many plates got thrown at the TV that night.
Absolutely LOVE you here in the UK ❤We don’t have your equivalent on late night TV - so could you come here for a spell and shake things up - and make us laugh as much as I’m laughing now 🤩
@@H1ghland That Was The Week That Was (1962 - 63), Not So Much a Programme, More a Way of Life (1964 - 65) and BBC-3 (1965 - 66), all produced by Ned Sherrin. There were imitations in many other countries.
Joe Biden has Classified and Highly Classified Documents in his house .. This has just been exposed ...Democrats ,FBI ,Merrick Garland'S DOJ and the Fake MSM are all dirty F%cking Hypocrites ..When is the FBI going to raid his house?
The whole McCarthy thing is actually quite brilliant. One of the concessions he made was that it only takes one person to call for ousting the Speaker. They install him, swear in the new members, THEN work an booting him out.
It was ever thus... That's what you get when you vote in people who are self-aggrandising carreerists . The lunatics really are running the asylum. That part is not funny, unfortunately...It's actually quite scary given the state of the world economy & effects of climate change. This is why watching horror movies rarely effects me, real life (the fact people like them have so much power) seems scarier than anything the screen writers could EVER conjure up...
How anyone can possibly have watch what happened last week in the House and still vote Republican is beyond me.
Yes, they said: Never Kevin….I say, never Republican. Ashamed
I ask that question many many times through the tump area
Confirmation bias, or simply Dunning-Kruger?
Most of their voters are old people. That's why.
Meth
Matt Gaetz made him wait 15x because it’s his favorite age-I mean number
3 more and it would've been too old
eeeewwww sick. only cuz it be true
Put them in jail and throw away the key
😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
That’s what the Bible says… 😄
What the guy lunging at Gaetz was really saying was: "You stay away from my granddaughter!"
and most likely the grand-daughter said it too.
How about Harry describing any older brother like it's some sort of rare situation LoL
It's ironic that he fought so hard to be their leader, when he is openly their puppet.
👍 truth
Yep!
But he is Speaker. He gets a portrait in the gallery, a 50K/yr raise and when he retires (or more likely primaried next year) his speaking fees are slightly higher.
No lies detected.
They basically got his spine and balls all neatly tied up in a bow!
“Omg, I don’t know if men should hold political office they’re just too emotional.” Priceless.
Absolutely beautiful.
Truth ❤
Not only perfect, also sadly accurate.
@@Waffleboy123ify Very!
Cliché joke. Do better.
"I don't know if men should hold political office, they are damned too emotional.... hahahaha the best remarkt ot the year 2023. Love it!!
That couplingo bit was SO tight, who wrote that one? I lost it at the Swedish chef. Stephen and crew has been on fire this year! I'm feeling an emotion like hope LOL
"We learned how to govern" wait... aren't you supposed to already know how to do that? I swear every gop seat is paid for, not a single one of them really knows what they're doing.
Michael Dykel you could not possibly account for what the rightwing members of the house do & do not know and even then, just because YOU do.not like what they do, does not mean they do not know what they are doing, unlike your pervert Leftist butt-screwin'' AND gluin'
_"Government_ is _the problem ... it'll take us another_ forty years _to claim we've solved it."_
JJ Jim Jordan is a prime example, even misrepresenting our founding fathers intentions. JJ is trying to cover up GOP dissension, despite video evidence. If Democrats acted like this, the GOP would be all over it.
Reminds me of Orrin Hatch's campaign slogan in his last campaign..."It's Utah's time to lead."
You had SEVEN TERMS in office, Orrin. What did you do for forty-two years?!!!
I guess it's a Republican thing...
@@douglasknoll3500 Jesus, what is your obsession with gay sex?
“Mika Pensa mur-der mur-der mur-der” was way funnier than it had any right to be.
You and Your writers r Genius😍😍😍
The Swedish cook is brilliant! Stephen Colbert and team, please never leave us!!
Thank you for sparing us a visual of Brazilian Bannon. I'm not sure my stomach would take that tonight...
So we got THREE fascists in Florida right now! Drumpf, DeSantis, and Bolsonaro.
With the same folks behind it. Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller & Trump. Scary ain't it?!?
Trust me, it's not fun for me either.
Four! You forgot about Gaetz!
So sorry
We should put them all on an island!
Thank you for the reversal of hormone rage. Loved it!!!!
Colbert is at the top of his game! 🤣🤣🤣
"I don't know if men should be allowed to hold political office...they're just too emotional."
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT.
It was running through my head literally the entire time this fiasco was going on:
"If this was a chamber full of women doing the exact same thing, having the exact same reaction...men all over the USA would be calling for these women to be removed from office for putting their emotions ahead of their obligations."
It doesn't matter if the farce of a system is literally moulded for white supremacy.
It is not funny for those that sensed it earlier.Like hundreds of years earlier
@@redspiralray2880 That was the point. Men have been saying "women are too emotional to run things" for literally centuries, while men are just as emotional if not more so.
@@PaperbackWizard Red Spiral is a "all lives matter"-reply type of person xD
@@redspiralray2880 ever heard of whoosh?
You seem like a highly emotional individual with little control over your own cognition more broadly; given such recurrent and invasive thoughts. Perhaps your projecting your unstable emotionality onto others?
You know what I don't understand? If a group of people commit armed robbery and someone is killed during that act, everyone involved in the commission of the robbery (even the getaway driver who never touched a weapon) is charged with the murder of that person. So why is it that everyone involved in the commission of the January 6th Insurrection hasn't been charged with the murder of the fallen police officer, or in the assaults of the 140 or so other police officers who were injured during the commission of the crime?
Unfair justice system
Justice for we but not for thee
HSHA An unarmed "insurrection" AND no one has been charged w/what YOU falsely state as fact but is mete Leftists alkegations of hyperbole as Leftist LIARS AND homoSodomites degenerates LIE..!
I keep asking the same thing!!!
Usually some will get no sentence or a reduced sentence for testifying against their co-defendants.. . Aslo their might have been between 5 thousand and 20 thousand people at the Jan 6th riot , we can't be locking up 20 thousand people🤦♂️
Could not have gotten through all of it, Jan 6, COVID without Steven and his team!
Ty.
I'm dieing over here, trying not to laugh loudly and wake up anyone in the house!🤣🤣 Colbert and Seth Meyers have the best writers!!
As a lifelong fan of the Muppets and Stephen I was worried I was going to wake my kids after the Swedish Coupolingo example 😂
"Now we know how to govern." - Speaker Kevin McCarthy
🤣🤣😂😂🤪
Completely not self aware those guys.
😂😂😂😂😂🤬🤬🤬
The cynic in me thinks he means like how they're not got to let anything pass for the next 2 years, even their own stuff.
McCarthy gave them everything they wanted
You guys have all the power because you see me in the past, I am always in the present and just a man really freaky man but just a man. I wish I could show someone I think with everything around me.
Being Brazilian, everyday we feel more and more like an American knock-off. In a couple of years we'll have our own My Pillow Guy
being brazilian, you should be proud your country shows to the world you know how to handle this stuff. the us patted them on the head and sent them home, looking weak as fuck
Oh, man, I hope you're spared that at least. Hang in there!
Do you have your own Giuliani? For your sake I hope not.
I think our version of that is the Véio da Havan
O Meu Pilão
At least Brazil has their sh!t together enough to immediately investigate and prosecute the participants and funders of their insurrection.
Nah Brazil is thouroughly corrupt. It's just the that guy who tried the coup didn't have the full support of the military and police. Coups fail when the wannabe head of state doesn't secure the full military support. You can have a few hardliners or some yahoos in a crowd but if you don't have Capcom and your air forces jets you ain't taking but jack and shit
Hahaha the FBI lead Jan 6th. You're living in a delusion. FBI text messages have been leaked. And the WEF stated McCarthy as the majority leader on their website even though it is Scalise. And they posted this before he was elected as Speaker... it's almost as if sheeple still believe that their politics are real and that there aren't any false flags, propaganda, or controlled opposition. Must be nice being so damn ignorant. You're a pawn for Klaus and the WEF. You actually believe the mainstream media narrative. You're disconnected from reality.
Well yes because they've had more practice than we have with coup attempts. And maybe Lulu talked to Joe and he said, "Don't let them get away with it like we did here. Arrest their asses and remember we have our military if need be!
FYI: Rumors online called for a repeat today or tomorrow but thus far nothing more has happened.
I hope so. This is getting a LIIIIITTLE RIDICULOUS! I wish Lula well and wish Bolsonaro to jump into a trash compator.
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ been there, done that. poverty, loss, and pain is what I got. I don't kneel to apathetic sky wizards anymore
"I don't know if men should hold office... they're just too emotional. " never gets old... or less true....
Oh Stephen I will not be watching tomorrow. Why on earth would you have Harry on?
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Apparently, the Late Show has the same financial advisors as all the dinks who try to sell you cryptocurrency in the CZcams comments section...
It's almost like, after Bannon was sentenced to prison, it would have been better to actually put him there
YES, and keep him there.
Ah but he's on parole, which means he can't go around doing stupid..... Oh wait
The rich and powerful don't go to prison
@@jofi4580 No, they don't. They get Epsteined. All these people -- Trump and his whole inner circle -- will be mysteriously fallen out of windows over the next few years.
Bannon was lucky that his best buddy is americas worst traitor.
The Brazilian Liz Chaney left me speechless 🤣😂😅
That line about men and their emotions - respect! 💯
Stewart did it first. Had a montage of all these politicians and commentators crying like babies.
Agreed!
2:14 I loudly said "yes!" (startling cats and my husband), and then 2:24 the Band's reactions. 💖
Now I'm going to go look up Jon Stewart's montage; it sounds amazing!
I was nearly in tears when you mentioned the Bannon photo... thankfully you didn't show it otherwise I may have been in tears for a different reason. To borrow from George Takei... Oh my!
How does Stephen Colbert keep getting more excellent every day? How is this possible? : ) Of course, the crack writing staff and amazing band help, but still... Two of my favorite human things are smart and funny, and together they are the best. Thank you. : )
I busted a gut laughing when he dragged himself off camera by the mouth. 😂
hahaaa executed perfectly!
Its funny because its true...
Audio would be to disturbing.
Matt : No, No, let him go he has some perky milk duds...
You can have me if you dump 14 and go back to 12 !!!
Just add it to the rubber underpants consessions...
Since one of the main concessions Kev gave up to get his speakership was giving the right for a single representative to call for a vote of removal, it is my sincerest hope that it just becomes part of the House’s daily ritual that they start each and every day with a vote to see if they still want him as speaker. Even if they never take the job off of him, I want him to have a daily reminder of how replaceable he is.
So after 14 car crashes, Kevin McCarthy learned how to drive on the 15th try!
Given how much concessions he made he's driving on autopilot in a simulator surrounded by airbags with 20 people holding the wheel.
Government is more art than science.
@@mediarare2386 I don’t think anybody has given Kevin McCarthy airbags for the out-of-control car he thinks he is in charge of right now. It’s pretty clear that someone will definitely get hurt. Let’s just hope it is not the American public.
@@Two-for-One_half-off I don't think either art or science would like to be linked to that.
thank you for covering the events on brasil!they never talk about us!
We LOVE you, Stephen! Hubby said this was the funniest monologue ever, and we watch them ALL. 😂😂😂
That guy was telling GAETZ that he’s going to prison for child trafficking 😂😂😂😂
@elmerfudd5193 You're assumption makes a lot of sense when you look at the facts. 👍
@@larry6601 probably because THERES NO PROOF of child molesters. Remember Pizza gat? YUP guy with an AK drive to Washington went to “ the” pizza restaurant Hilary ate at ONCE to free ALL THE CHILDREN 😭😭😭 held in the back room … THERE WERE NONE… but the guy got 5 years for believing what he heard. Not the FACTS from a court/ lawsuit.
Yup you can say anything you want BUT in court you better back it up. Or you and your case are tossed
( GAETZs’ friend plead GUILT to the offense and GAETZ paid $300 to 3 girls through VENMO , with school tuition in the memo.
@@larry6601 first my friend I’m not a lib. I believe EVERYONE has the right to make decisions that affect their life and nobody else’s. Including “ the RIGHTeous “ with their holy then thou positions. As long as what others do doesn’t affect my life I don’t give a phque.
In regards to pedos they NEED to be put in general population! The special units their put in so they don’t GET HURT OR MORE is beyond my comprehension. Their victims LIVES will never be what it would have been , all because some freak wanted their twisted satisfaction for one day.
In the dumbz vs Republicans
It doesn’t matter who someone votes for. ( A or B -one Republican or one democrat, that’s choice?) Many people don’t understand the basics of the parties directives
( Republicans BIG military HALF the budget that was passed is going to the Pentagon / 780 BILLION , the other half for U.S. we pay into S.S. But politicians who are owned want to cut S.S. So Corporations will pay into ( they have to contribute a percentage in relation to the employee. ) less Or increasing wages to $15 an hour, that’ll effect the quarterly dividends. Ever been told, we can’t give raises this year, it’s not in our budget to be able to do so, it was a difficult year!?Google what companies profits were for 2022, under the guise of inflation they increased prices and increases profits. WE no longer are a real Democracy . Citizens United /dark money has BOUGHT Congress Senate and Supreme Court. The President is just a puppet for the big donors. A 22 trillion national debt and instead of an infrastructure bill… because Trump was a “ developer” the only legislation that he passed was TAX CUTS , yup $27 a week for me YET the top 10% got $72,000 , enough to buy a BMW for their kids 16 th birthday. All that’s on MSDNC CNN Faux is things that don’t effect you or I laptops and classified documents. Why? Oh so no one pays attention to corporations consolidate ur power over our economy. How many food processing companies? Slaughter houses? Oil companies? Nowadays if your not born into it…. $$$$$…..You get to swim in the RIPtide……with. the falsehood of blaming the victim ( American workers) your. Not trying hard enough to make it to shore 🤬)
@@larry6601
I meant to say it, for the reason I stated. Their not put into general population IN PRISON….
Their put into a segregated unit with others LIKE them …. Because their safety is at risk.don’t want a lawsuit that they were treated unfairly 🤯
Side topic…..
The immigration B.S. will never be solved… some World agreement that when someone steps foot in “ your country” ( again most anywhere in the World predominantly in the West, )they have “THE RIGHT “to claim asylum.
Not until their helped off the desert given a warm meal and asked What country are you from?
Oh El Salvador… GREAT the bus will bring you to the airport, your plane leaves at 8 so you should make it home by 11. 😏
@@larry6601 you have a FANTASTIC DAY 🫢 your comprehension level is a zero READ AGAIN! I know what I said what I believe, seems you should get in a plane and go to Epstein Island sir.
I never would have made it through the last 6 years without you Stephen and writers and band, etc.
Love Stephen and the whole Late Show staff for always putting on good show! Thank you for making me laugh today 🥰
The original business model of CZcams stank, but at least the ads were reasonable.
New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
And censoring complaints, too.
So funny I forgot to laugh
Can we just take a minute to appreciate how far Louis has come as the leader of the Late Show Band? Of course it was a bittersweet moment to see John Batiste take his leave, but Louis has really put on his own shoes and it's awesome to see him having so much fun 🤘
Yes! I agree!
It's good to be black on the moon
I was just thinking that last week. He looked SO nervous just weeks ago, now he looks like he's been doing it forever.
It's a shame we don't get to see his musical chops the same way we did with Baptiste. As a keyboardist, his skill always blew my socks off.
@@sophiophile Yup Baptiste is an absolute beast and I can't wait to see what he has in store for us. At least with Louis, the lineup of guitars/basses behind him is a hint at his range and I hope we eventually get to see a highlight/spotlight on him when he hits the 1 year mark as full-time bandleader
Stephen Colbert for President🎉
He did actually run some years ago! I think he even came in 6th as a write- in.
RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💪🏾💪🏾
I'm just happy he is "present."
@@susankeith326
So did Pat Paulson.
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"Oh My God, I don't know if men should hold political office; they're just too emotional. *Shrug* Hormones, i guess.." 😂😂😂😂😂 THANK YOU, STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!! That comment has kept me going! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. I LOVE IT!!!
Nancy's "poo poo" will never cease to be funny. I love the way that Stephen always responds with "Thank you Madam Speaker". This skit will never die.
Democracy is a messy business with Republicans...
...ousting it just a bit more messy with tic tac toe poop addition on the capitol walls...
...Trump thought they were an unprofessional looking mail order mob however they could doo addition...
Michael And Jello could only paint on the cieling... You need more fiber than Jello to get your DNA to stick to the wall so the cops can nail your ass toot sweet the next day...
...Marge has an alibi although the first one about not being able to find the bathroom in the capitol doesn't mean she couldn't have given this group some pointers...
...some might absolve her because she doesn't know squat. Then again they were probably standing erect to pooh on the wall. Its not really clear where they learned that. It was never considered a Republican thing. Next thing you know they will be using flint to drive a car...
...company out of the state and off some cliff chasing a herd lemmings out of a pizza parlor fox framed up with McCarthy isms.
He finally sided with the Right
@@michaelraimondi324
WRT "...He finally sided with the Right..."
well nobody's perfect.
“The Real House Guys of DC” LMFAOOOOO!! No one will be my friend 🤣🤣😆😂 Thank you Stephen… you really keep me sane 💖
I'd watch that!
@@couragekarnga8735 All you have to do is tune into CSPAN for the next two years & you can. 🤣
Yes! When the craziness breaks out, I stay sane by looking forward to Stephen's monologue!
It’s the only way I can watch the news and not cry.
Should have let that congressman go after Gaetz.
Thanks for the men being too emotional jab!! Luv u!!!!!
2:15 that’s a ‘world class’ line…. With so much meaning behind it. Well done, Colbert!
Jared: "they just arrested a Brazilian"
Donald Trump: "wow, that's a lot of people"
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Solid GOLD sir!
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🤣🤣🤣 took me a minute to get it. I guess I am not a stable genius
I believe Colbert meant to describe Gaetz as “going in for his first kiss with a middle schooler”
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LMAO! 👍 bravo.
…I didn’t think that joke could get worse, yet here you are… 😂
@ Patrick Inbred Drunken Pumpkinhead! That is YOUR Leftist party of perverts that want to indoctrinate children into deviate sex via BBC GROOMER LEFTIST union goon sex pervert "teacher" Leftisms...!
Good one!
As most of the time, you nailed it sir Stephen😄
"I don't think men should hold office, they're really emotional." Priceless!
I thought DT stood for delirium tremens...🤔
Or maybe she’s a fan of Dream Theatre
@ Walter Faltered Wimpy Wrist ! I heard FW stands for Fece Worm Fsnny Wuss !
They are equivalent in brain malfunction
Thank you for showing dump's attempt to say "anonymous". It never gets old, just like the eagle attacking him.
I forgot about the eagle 🤣🤣🤣 and the way he said annoymoussss.
Anymymous. God Bless the United Schhhates
hamberders
Throat Sensual.
The eagle understood he’s dangerous
The thing Mike Rogers said to Gaetz right before he was pulled back was, "Matt, you're finished." The fact he got prevented from saying more is probably what spooked Gaetz in the end as he must have thought it wasn't just an empty threat. Smart move on McCarthy's part if that was planned. Therefore, it definitely wasn't planned.
native Washingtonian here…keep DC outta that hot mess
As soon as you said "Steve Bannon has gone Brazilian", I said "DON'T YOU DARE" like five times in a row. Thank Zod for the Geneva Convention.
usa and uk,rats pushed 1964 brazil coup,lula should not trust them
I held my breath for a moment thinking it might appear. 😂
I swear I think we all did because that is a very disgusting thought
@@ritadmn3824 I literally did the same thing
The words were bad enough. Formed a disturbing mental image I'm now trying to get rid of.
Poor Harry. There isn't a sibling alive who hasn't been ignored by their older brother / sister in high school. Poor, poor little rich boy. I bet they had to party with their friends on separate yachts too. Oh the cruelty, the inhumanity!!
It does happen all the time but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. He can't just state how he feels. I know my sister was hurt when I did the same thing to her. It just proves that the royal family is human. The good bad and ugly. That is the end of it.
So McCarthy had to go to the Gaetz of Hell to become Speaker.
Just a minor deviation
I heard one of Matt's concessions was Karen McCarthy has to wear a training bra.
This monolog was the best I have heard in a long time!
"The real house guys of D.C" Pure Gold. It is very sad / scary that the state of the American Democracy is living up to this title.
No one gave a damn Harry was gonna be on the show😂
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The 'Coupolingo' skit made my hubby and I openly snort with laughter (especially when the "Swedish Chef" arrived)... 😂
As a person who uses Duolingo to learn French and saw the skit, I was laughing so hard. Duo...you became famous
@@Montevideo2313 - We've been thinking about learning Spanish, as well (final goal: Japanese)...right now, we've been using 'English subtitles' and then trying to recognize the more common words as they're spoken in the original languages. 😅
Biggest laugh of the year now! Funny show, really great!
LOL it's been one hundred years since a vote on the first try wasn't completed I don't think he should be proud of that fact! It appears that the GOP was "just not into him!"
McCarthy got 14 kicks to the crotch and a voluntary neutering in order to get the job of trying to herd a bunch of insane rabid cats. I hope the little gavel brings you great solace, Kev!!
..if not, he could always wear it backwards, not unlike his 'principles'.
He sold his soul for that little gavel.
Hard to neuter someone when they already surrendered his balls.
It was neutered anyway, due to their pathetic majority.
@@RevLeigh55 Oh The Mango Mussolini took that from him back in 2016, along with his cojones.
Stephan, you were born for this! ❤️
That's the funniest Mike Pence joke yet.
SOOOOOOOOOOO many BIGGGGGGGG LAUGHS tonight!
That writing room was on fire!
We laugh but this is scary stuff. These are crucial times in America and the fact we have unhinged "politicians" with such power makes it hard to sleep at night.
Knowing that turdump has put targets on the backs of American citizens is more than disturbing.
The Sharkster.....Plastic Puppet man Steven Colbert who targets the easily persuaded and weak minded liberal mindset. Those who lack the capacity for critical thinking. Just to receive their political information from a plastic puppet for the progressive Globalist elite. Lmfao.
They'll make a mess, but don't have power in the senate, and with bidens veto power, the damage should be minimal.
Problem is not the politicians it's the idiots that keep voting for them nobody thinks their guy is the problem so they keep voting for him or her.
I agree and i can't even get my guy to pay attention!
I've never screamed at the TV "NO! OH MY GOD! PLEASE NO!" before but that Bannon in a thing bit had me like 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
He can give the graphic to John Oliver, he'll show it.
Bannonwas more of a man at 20yrs old in the military than Stevie Weevie Colby cheese ever wilk be esp when the little four eyed butt cheek freak drops on his knees to transgender please..!
@@jeffs6090 I don't know, HBO is cable, but even they have some red lines.
@@Pecisk - Who would want to willingly cause their audience to suffer 'hysterical blindness'...?
So you didn’t scream at the TV when Fauci said there was no “gain of function” when question by Paul? Hmm.. and I’m guessing you didn’t scream at the TV when the riots of 2016 stormed the Capitol and burned down the church across the street.. and of course you didn’t scream at the TV when Hunter was issued his honorable discharge from the military even tho he had no discernible skills, was too old and never passed a drug test.. but you screamed at Bannon.. 😂 we’ll, I guess that’s how THEY want you.. impulsive and ignorant so.. great job🤷♂
Thank you Stephen for the full belly laughs.
Funniest segment yet! It's probably because he and the writing team are getting better with age and experience, but they also have more and more great material to work with.
Thanks Stevie and all. Laughing is better than crying.
Amazing example of US democracy. “He lost the vote? Nah, we won’t select someone new, we’ll just keep repeating the vote until everyone gives up”
The Republican way...
Their only consistent about their inability to learn from the past.
Incorrect:
We are simply selling our souls, principles and dignity and corruptly buying everybody into the deal.
Yup. "I'm vehemently against this, but... * yawn * I'm also tired, so, sure, whatever you want."
@@Stacy- well, from the rest of the world. We actually see no difference between either party. Your coming war with china will be only an excuse to distract from the civil war you would otherwise end up in
Yep. This’s why I just DON’T GET stupid US politics. Why the hell then wasn’t the opposition person elected???
Always love seeing the women in the band!! ❤️✨🌟✨❤️
Especially the bassist!
My older brother also instructed me that he did not know me at school when I finally joined him in highschool. I admit that I also took it personally and was hurt by it. Older siblings often suck.
McCarthy agreed to a one-legislator Motion to Vacate where it used to take five. That means anytime he said anything Boebert doesn't like, she could unhinge her jaws and ruin this man's whole career. Welcome to the new circus, boys!
That actually sounds good. Some speakers were pedophiles and protected real scumbags. The speaker should be easy to remove.
*Fučík’s Entrance of the Gladiators plays*
He deserves it.
You do realize it’s been that way up until pelosi changed it when she took over speaker last term right? For over 160 years they just changed it back….. moronic comments from people who obviously don’t know what they are talking about always make me laugh… I don’t like the guy either but don’t be an idiot
@@alexmartinez5859 For everybody not knowing: It's the circus theme.
"Coupolingo"!!! That got me good! 😂😂😂
You never fail to make me laugh, Mr. Colbert. Thanks!
Imagine how fuming The Former Guy was when he saw Greene offering that phone and people from his own Party refusing to take his call. Imagine how many plates got thrown at the TV that night.
he doesn't throw food at the TV, he throws it at the help.
You're confused w/Slippery Hillary Cunton the lamp and ash tray thrower..!
Or ketchup on the wall.
They don't deliver those cold, congealed hamburders on plates.
Thank you for that truly joyful image to start my day! :D
They must be on their "cycle."🤣😅
100 points to House Colbert for "pluperfect"! 😆
Love u Stephen. Ur the best.
Thank you and your staff for all your hard work 👍 Laughter is the best medicine 💪
lol thank god for the CBS lawyers I like my eye's in my head not melting too the floor.........
OMG "Forrest Dump" 😁
The GOP Dumpster Fire! lol
I'm a US expat living in Portugal and thanks to Stephen I now know a Portuguese word that somehow never appeared in any of my lessons.
Can we take a moment to really appreciate his "deja coup" pun. That is friggin hilarious and it did not get the laugh it so absolutely deserved!
I think because the joke was made in the past already
That’s a bot account
If you actually think Colbert is funny you need vitamins
Because the violence is not funny?
Fantastic joke. Sometimes it's the throwaways you think of later and laugh.
Definitely will not watch any show with Harry!!
William told Harry to act as if they didn't know each other at school? That's exactly what my brother told my sister and me. Scarred me for life 🤣
Heck, my Sis didn’t have to tell me anything, we ignored each other quite effectively.
Thank you! Needed the laugh.
My favorite: His Harryness
Absolutely LOVE you here in the UK ❤We don’t have your equivalent on late night TV - so could you come here for a spell and shake things up - and make us laugh as much as I’m laughing now 🤩
We used to, but the politicians kept forcing the BBC to cancel it. So they just gave up.
@@faithlesshound5621 That's sad.
I am watching From Spain and Loving It!!!❤️
@@faithlesshound5621 what are you talking bout? what shows?
@@H1ghland That Was The Week That Was (1962 - 63), Not So Much a Programme, More a Way of Life (1964 - 65) and BBC-3 (1965 - 66), all produced by Ned Sherrin. There were imitations in many other countries.
Stephen is a brilliant comedian, but ya gotta give an enormous amount of credit to his writers💯
He always give them a spotlight, in some hilarious side gags and when rewards pour in.
Wow you must be a genius to express the most obvious, like it means something.
Hahaha, this is lame asf
@@ADUAquascaping Awww - Did Colbert hurt your feelings by making fun of the scum bags you like??
The Swedish Chef… 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for that!!!
Thank you, CBS lawyers. You've saved us all
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Except for the poor schmucks in the graphics department. They were so young...
Quite right, because Bannon would probably be wearing two thongs. It's a shirt thing.
@Resik chanel = UNWANTED SPAM.
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Thank you, CBS lawyers for saving us from years of trauma recovery. 😳
Poor graphics guy who had to create it though... 😞
Joe Biden has Classified and Highly Classified Documents in his house ..
This has just been exposed ...Democrats ,FBI ,Merrick Garland'S DOJ and the Fake MSM are all dirty F%cking Hypocrites ..When is the FBI going to raid his house?
Even that sentence should never be spoken again
Yeah the lawyers mean something before the fact
The stuff of nightmares
Thank you Steven for the comment on men holding office!
Real house guys of DC? Priceless
Congrats, Kevin! 15th time's the charmless!
The whole McCarthy thing is actually quite brilliant. One of the concessions he made was that it only takes one person to call for ousting the Speaker. They install him, swear in the new members, THEN work an booting him out.
How do you go about replacing a speaker when 15 rounds of voting show the party refusing to gravitate around anyone else?
@@takatamiyagawa5688 I _doubt_ they will think that far ahead.
@@takatamiyagawa5688 They don't care who replaces him or how long it'll take. They've never cared about anything other than themselves.
@@takatamiyagawa5688 when you swim in a fish bowl of linear thinking, you never notice the bigger bowl beside you, that offers better conditions.
It was ever thus... That's what you get when you vote in people who are self-aggrandising carreerists . The lunatics really are running the asylum. That part is not funny, unfortunately...It's actually quite scary given the state of the world economy & effects of climate change. This is why watching horror movies rarely effects me, real life (the fact people like them have so much power) seems scarier than anything the screen writers could EVER conjure up...