Say It Ain’t So, Joe! | George Santos’s Resume Full Of Lies

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  • čas přidán 17. 05. 2024
  • President Biden spoke out for the first time today about the discovery of classified documents at his private office and residence, and con man George Santos said he’d resign if everyone who voted for him wants him out.
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  • @darellboddie9784
    @darellboddie9784 Před rokem +269

    Can i get 142 likes to call for his resignation ?

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Před rokem +1

      Do they all have to be from elected officials? You know what never mind, doesn't seem like it will be much for a problem.

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones Před rokem +2

      69 likes, nice. 😂

    • @SeppelSquirrel
      @SeppelSquirrel Před rokem +1

      Double that, 284, and counting!

  • @linwoodnymph6113
    @linwoodnymph6113 Před rokem +1043

    The people did NOT elect Santos! The people elected a fictitious character created by Santos!

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před rokem

      Right-wing Conservative Christian Republicans elected someone who said that he is gay, Black and Jewish.
      Sometimes I really believe that I am dead, and this is Hell, because nothing makes any sense at all.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před rokem +10

      most politicians have that flavor... But this one is all wind... Most of them have a shred of decency and/or honesty left which you can bet on.

    • @cathynewyork7918
      @cathynewyork7918 Před rokem +21

      This is a perfect description.

    • @crocglox7797
      @crocglox7797 Před rokem +5

      Exactly

    • @rooroob
      @rooroob Před rokem +13

      The people elected George Costanza!

  • @shelceyhampton5253
    @shelceyhampton5253 Před rokem +5

    Why do I picture Obama feverishly combing through every document in his house yelling for Michelle to help....MICHELLE!!!

  • @StoneE4
    @StoneE4 Před rokem +709

    Everyone needs to give Santos a break - it's the least you can do for the man who single-handedly cured cancer.

    • @thepalerider9635
      @thepalerider9635 Před rokem +31

      Not just cancer but also the bubonic plague and heart disease truly an inspired man

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před rokem +15

      Don’t forget heart transplants!

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds Před rokem +42

      I thought he built the James Webb Telescope but named it after someone else because he's so humble.

    • @sharonmores8697
      @sharonmores8697 Před rokem +8

      Lol

    • @PC-kd7dj
      @PC-kd7dj Před rokem +10

      While being a pyramid!

  • @timothyyoung2962
    @timothyyoung2962 Před rokem +256

    Santos tripping into his office... not often you see someone slip in their own bullshit.

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 Před rokem +9

    The self righteous NY GOP spent years having no issues with 45's lies.
    But George has to go.😅
    Whatever.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Před rokem +1

      It was the Holocaust lie that set them over. A lot of descendants of the Holocaust live in New York.

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 Před rokem +15

    At this point I am about ready to check MY CLOSET for top secret documents random politicians may have left behind

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Před rokem +2

      Hahaha you should be writing for Stephen

    • @Humongous420
      @Humongous420 Před rokem

      @@danarzechula3769 believe it or not I just found some papers from Abraham Lincoln! Honest Abe say it ain't so...

  • @paulstelly213
    @paulstelly213 Před rokem +12

    Stephen, great show BTW. You are exactly right. As a military clearance holder when getting a classified documents, from a secured safe, I had to initial and date stamp a signature card to sign it out. At the end of the day someone was responsible for making sure all documents were logged back in or dispositioned. Where is the chain of custody!!!This is a VERY BIG problem!

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Před rokem

      Me too. And I had to go looking for documents that were "overdue".

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton Před rokem +1260

    Poor George Santos. He hasn't been under this much pressure since the Apollo 13 mission.

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 Před rokem +26

      😂

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Před rokem +55

      Or how he managed to resolve a Cuban missile crisis.

    • @penandsword4386
      @penandsword4386 Před rokem +16

      😄

    • @dan7564
      @dan7564 Před rokem +33

      true but if you think Apollo 13 was stressful just ask him how apollo's 1 through 12 went.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +27

      Or when he had to declare Civil War against Tony Stark.

  • @DayTukErrJawbs
    @DayTukErrJawbs Před rokem +656

    Trump walks into a bar...and lowers it.

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +21

      Hands down, I'm taking this. This is, by far, my new favorite joke. Hats off to you, Sir... or Ma'am. 🎩👒🧢

    • @michaelrobertson4896
      @michaelrobertson4896 Před rokem +8

      I totally thought that joke would go in a different direction.
      Trump walks into a bar and he says ow and the bar says “ew it touched me and now I’m orange” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Před rokem +2

      Trump walks into a bar and is immediately stuck in a Blue Moon.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash Před rokem +3

      🤣

    • @unknown5150variable
      @unknown5150variable Před rokem +1

      Santos owns the hottest new bar in Florida.

  • @betweenthepoles
    @betweenthepoles Před rokem +76

    Forgetting documents may happen a lot, but deliberately taking them, stockpiling them and refusing to return them does not.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Před rokem +6

      Neither is acceptable though

    • @anewleaf6847
      @anewleaf6847 Před rokem +2

      Your assessment is biased as helllll

    • @metalroofing6708
      @metalroofing6708 Před rokem

      Copium. JB is done. Clinton, Obama and Bush all did the same thing - because as President they had the authority to declassify docs at will. Veeps like JB was at the time do not have that authority. For him it is a HIGH CRIME. Punishment includes PRISON.

    • @gordon-1
      @gordon-1 Před rokem +2

      @@anewleaf6847 "It's not theirs, it's mine." --The Orange Buffoon

    • @DownUnderDigitals
      @DownUnderDigitals Před rokem

      We can't whine about Trump taking classified documents and completely ignore Biden's mishandling of classified documents. We don't want to be hypocrites like those Republican Christians who voted for baby killer, Herschel Walker.

  • @mrsr003
    @mrsr003 Před rokem +74

    It’s not just the jokes, Stephen, it’s your amazing delivery!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +96

    142, 142,000... virtually no difference.
    And George should know, having tutored Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein in math all through high school.

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +4

      Pretty sure he traveled in order to continue working with Al when he went off to community college.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +6

      Don't forget he knows Euclid and Archimedes too!

    • @karolawatches
      @karolawatches Před rokem +2

      The span of his alternative facts is stunning. Someone might wind up doing a paper on his “reality” and the response from the various people he is supposedly for and with. Way to make waves in 2023. What has happened to our government?

    • @Mopesil
      @Mopesil Před rokem

      142 is a dog whistle for Brazilian fascists

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před rokem +4

      Pretty sure 142 MILLION people could be found that agree he needs to go. 😆

  • @SpazzyPaz
    @SpazzyPaz Před rokem +18

    I work in IT. I am soooo not surprised replacing one file broke all Flights. Most huge systems are held together by the electronic equivalent of duct tape and prayers.

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus Před rokem +3

      ROFLMFAO! You forget to put ONE semi-colon and you'll be spending hours looking for the error in the code... Then you ask someone else to look at it and they see it in a matter of minutes...

  • @justinwheeler5614
    @justinwheeler5614 Před rokem +29

    At this rate, it might be time for all government officials to check their closets, trunks and storage units for anymore "misplaced" documents.

    • @lethalenoki
      @lethalenoki Před rokem +4

      This is precisely what is about to happen. I guarantee it

    • @justinwheeler5614
      @justinwheeler5614 Před rokem

      @@lethalenoki Really? I mean, do you really believe we can trust the government to hold the government to account? We can't even trust the police to police themselves.

  • @McCoysActionKarateAuburn
    @McCoysActionKarateAuburn Před rokem +40

    I wanted to thank you guys. My wife and daughter were there last night. Magically their tickets were upgraded to row 4. Wow. They own a business that you mentioned during the worst of covid. It made a business difference but mostly a human difference. Last night was the same degree of positive. Their #1 takeaway, past laughing the whole time, was Colbert is human and makes everyone else more human. So thank you. You are more than a group of people on TV. You are changing lives.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Před rokem +1

      The original business model of CZcams stank, but at least the ads were reasonable.
      New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
      Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
      And censoring complaints, too.

  • @rabidsamfan
    @rabidsamfan Před rokem +174

    I love the idea of library cards for secret documents!

    • @wkahn1005
      @wkahn1005 Před rokem

      We also need ones for Hunter's LAPTOP FROM HELL

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +7

      @@wkahn1005 🙄 Come up with some new material, will you!? This same old used-up song and dance had already grown boring months ago.

    • @wkahn1005
      @wkahn1005 Před rokem

      @@justinlibby-perry1601
      It is in all Democrats DNA including Colbert to always LIE and DENY
      Joe Biden's House is s Crime Scene where is the FBI ? Joe Biden was hiding Classified and Highly Classified Documents in his garage ..Biden had no right to have these documents in his possession..We all know it was to do with Ukraine and China ,Hunter Biden's money supply chain so the Big Guy Joe can get his 10%.....The LAPTOP FROM HELL is real and not Russian misinformation ,it has been proven and Hunter never disputed it ..Garland is just as corrupt as Joe Biden he hid this scandal for months because he got exposed when the first batch was discovered and leaked to the Press..The Second garage batch threw him under a bus so he called a Special Council because he was also backed into a corner

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem

      @@wkahn1005 Aww... all those hammer-fisted keystrokes for nuthin'. What a limp noodle. 🤣

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Před rokem +1

      That would be an odd flex.
      "Hey Carol, I heard your husband got that account with Coca Cola. Good for him. But do you know what he doesn't have? One of these!"

  • @davidkinsey8657
    @davidkinsey8657 Před rokem +663

    I bet they could get 142,000 voters from Santos's district to sign a petition for him to resign.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před rokem +40

      No, he said 142 million. The tripping cut him off. He didn't trip though, he clearly said Tim Cook from Apple.
      "Who's this George Santos guy everyone is talking about anyway, never heard of him." - George Santos probably

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Před rokem +13

      @@solvseus While he does have at least 2 known aliases so..... if not yet probably soon.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +21

      I'm gonna laugh my ass off if that actually happens! Come on, New York! Surprise me!

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Před rokem +18

      @David Reynolds Are you honestly under the impression there aren't people who voted for him that regret the decision after they found out everything hes lied about?
      142,673-121,094=21,579
      That's how many people who would have to change their mind to get the number required. Under normal circumstances the concept would be absurd, this is not normal.

    • @mikesommers1068
      @mikesommers1068 Před rokem +10

      @@MajorHenryL It's actually half that. If 11,000 defected from Santos AND voted for his opponent he loses.

  • @BigDawg-if7ti
    @BigDawg-if7ti Před rokem +14

    Not only was the number in middle of the sentence, the elevator closed and he still finished his sentence 😂

  • @domilontano
    @domilontano Před rokem +13

    It's a shame that Santos is being so harshly treated. I mean, he's the man who discovered the moon!

  • @robthegod9062
    @robthegod9062 Před rokem +19

    The elevator cut me off is hilarious. It’s like he isn’t capable of telling the truth. His lies are huge and small alike.

  • @donnacsuti4980
    @donnacsuti4980 Před rokem +33

    Uhoh, I'm no spring chicken and I still have my elder dad's stuff which includes some of those jars full of nuts, bolts and screws in the basement. It's a symptom of having parents that raised me that grew up during the depression .

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před rokem

      I'm older and have been working on my house for about a decade. At this point, I could open a hardware store (though for some reason, every time I need a screw, I never have the right size) Just this summer I started trying to get rid of paint that was here when I moved in because I had a hazmat incident in my basement. My nephews will probably inherit enough building materials to build their own houses...but no chemicals

    • @emnurse2056
      @emnurse2056 Před rokem

      🙋‍♀️

  • @sophierobinson2738
    @sophierobinson2738 Před rokem +6

    On a silly side note, I have all 50 Nancy Drew mysteries. A few are the original 1930s editions. P.S. Nancy had the bumper on her roadster repaired for $5.

    • @21anusha
      @21anusha Před rokem +2

      That's awesome 👍🏼

  • @bethrichardson7335
    @bethrichardson7335 Před rokem +49

    Honestly, handling the docs like library books might not be a bad idea. That way, Joe’s people could also have a list of what is currently “checked out” and what has been “returned”. Could be helpful on moving day.

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 Před rokem +2

      I agree. When adults act like irresponsible children who misplace valuable items, the system needs to step up and treat them as such.

  • @ricardogamis9527
    @ricardogamis9527 Před rokem +11

    At least those not in the Cult want their leader held accountable, no ones screaming about witch hunts

  • @Denbub
    @Denbub Před rokem +112

    Santos was the first man to walk on the sun 🎸🎶🎵🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +1

      💀

    • @grizzlynad
      @grizzlynad Před rokem +8

      and he did it barefoot 🤪

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Před rokem +2

      "Brilliant idea George!" They said

    • @TAMUThrowaway
      @TAMUThrowaway Před rokem +4

      He is the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger! He is the terror that flaps in the night! He is the legendary SUPER SAIYAN!

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Před rokem +1

      He managed to eat just one potato chip.

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Před rokem +8

    George is a legend. First Jewish Pope, swam the Atlantic (twice), wrote the Constitution. It’s all there on his resume.

  • @Gastel
    @Gastel Před rokem +3

    George Santos needs to do the Colbert Questionnaire

  • @starrdust13
    @starrdust13 Před rokem +364

    We need librarians in charge of these documents! 😂😊

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +14

      I swear to God! Nobody wants to piss off a librarian!

    • @rparl
      @rparl Před rokem +5

      Maaaaarian, madam libraaaaarian, ....

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před rokem

      Punk-ass book jockeys!

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 Před rokem +5

      Exactly ..... most honest and diligent lol
      I blame the records people; they never sent the Library Cop (.Seinfeld )...

    • @OscarSommerbo
      @OscarSommerbo Před rokem +3

      Who do you think NARA hires?

  • @billyakin3301
    @billyakin3301 Před rokem +110

    Bruce Springsteen!? Herschel Walker is George Santos' dad...everybody knows that🤣

    • @TAMUThrowaway
      @TAMUThrowaway Před rokem +1

      No it’s clearly Todd Chrisley. He looks like Todd Chrisley boned a Filipino

    • @billyakin3301
      @billyakin3301 Před rokem +1

      @@TAMUThrowaway 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před rokem +4

      That's the first thing that's made sense in the GOP for years. 😆🤣😂

    • @billyakin3301
      @billyakin3301 Před rokem +1

      @@cc1k435 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CallMeGailyn
    @CallMeGailyn Před rokem +9

    George Santos has done ONE great thing; given all of us a chance to be funnier than ever!

  • @silverdragon4344
    @silverdragon4344 Před rokem +11

    I'm pretty sure George Santos and Herschel Walker are in direct competition to get into the Guinness Book of Records for "Most Lies Told".

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 Před rokem +2

      They would have to live to a ripe , old age to outlie the orange maroon !

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před rokem +1

      @@roni6215 His record will never be beat.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 Před rokem

      @@lizardog Yup

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 Před rokem

      Trumps the king in that game.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před rokem +279

    this is the equal of a kid who stole a candy bar from 7/11 vs the psychopath who burned down the 7/11 then denies it while holding the flamethrower AND STILL SETTING STUFF ON FIRE

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +24

      👆 That. Exactly that.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Před rokem +12

      Good analogy

    • @TAMUThrowaway
      @TAMUThrowaway Před rokem +7

      Stole a pack of Stroh’s from the 7-Eleven but you’re spot on with the second part.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před rokem +37

      Not even that. Like Stephen implied, more like a guy who checks out a bunch of library books, but a couple get missed during checkout. So no one notices when 1 gets left in his old office, another in his garage. Someone finds 1, then looks for more, returning them voluntarily when found and he agrees to pay the fine.
      Vs a guy who purposely stole a bunch of expensive books, mixed them in with his stuff, kept them in a basically public place, lied about returning them multiple times, claimed they were planted when cops find them, despite watching on surveillance, then that they were his, then that he checked them out with his mind, among other excuses.

    • @brandondavidson4085
      @brandondavidson4085 Před rokem

      Not even, there is no indication that Biden took these documents or hid them on purpose.

  • @orringould7367
    @orringould7367 Před rokem +186

    I think the archives need to be investigated and find out how documents are being taken out and are not returned. I mean they should have a list all documents the president checks out and whether they have been returned. And once a president is packing up to leave the White House they can require them to be returned

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Před rokem +13

      We had to write on a clipboard whenever we had to use any additional accessories (headphones, digital pens, etc.) when working in a computer lab at an art college 😆
      Maybe they need something similar for classified documents?

    • @TheRealDeal130
      @TheRealDeal130 Před rokem +6

      Common sense is not common.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Před rokem +13

      You are suggesting accountability in Washington DC? 😅

    • @AbsurdTV1
      @AbsurdTV1 Před rokem

      playing volleyball with George Santos - czcams.com/users/shorts3QUXsUxsRsI

    • @hanszlh6522
      @hanszlh6522 Před rokem

      @@Dbb27 - unheard-of ,,, disgusting !!! !!!

  • @thebasketballhistorian3291
    @thebasketballhistorian3291 Před rokem +147

    I want Santos to resign due to being a liar but... the constant jokes have been comedic gold. 😂

    • @GHinWI
      @GHinWI Před rokem +4

      Honestly, I don’t even want him to resign. The GOP should refuse to seat him, and since they didn’t, they should have to live with him as their mascot.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před rokem +1

      @@GHinWI Yes, this is what I don't understand. Why is the GQP asking Santos to step down. Why don't they just unseat him? Is it because they don't really care that he'd lied his way into office? Yeah, that's probably it.

    • @loranelizabeth9148
      @loranelizabeth9148 Před rokem +1

      I saw a meme that had George standing with an electric guitar. It said, "I taught Jeff Beck everything he knew about playing guitar!" Made me wanna puke- cuz it was probably true. Sicko shit…

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Před rokem +1

      Taxpayer money is being wasted. He's yet to even show up for work. If I don't produce for my employer, I would be fired. He's supposed to be working for us but it turns out he's not even qualified for the job!

    • @JohnPenn77
      @JohnPenn77 Před rokem

      He drove a big rig to go get his professorship. His coal miner daddy was so proud.

  • @weehudyy
    @weehudyy Před rokem +2

    ' See ya round ... ' an old friend of mine used to say ... ' like a pyramid '

  • @plainbagel9192
    @plainbagel9192 Před rokem +43

    If Santos tells you it's sunny outside it's actually raining

  • @kinnugroho
    @kinnugroho Před rokem +121

    6:02
    Santos : If 142 people ask for me to resign, I'll resign.
    142.000 voters : Vote him to resign
    Santos : I didn't say resign. I meant "RE-SIGN".

  • @savedsole3848
    @savedsole3848 Před rokem +4

    Thanks for the chuckles! I love how you talk about Joe. Only you!

  • @Warlock_UK
    @Warlock_UK Před rokem +4

    "As it's known in England, bangers and mash, bubble and squeak". They should've have added "Toad in the hole" :D

    • @rightwinggo9694
      @rightwinggo9694 Před rokem +1

      And washed down with a nice cup of Rosey lea. Yes, I have watched a few eps of Minder.

  • @sunnymacduffee6849
    @sunnymacduffee6849 Před rokem +23

    What happened to his background check by the FBI?????
    Apparently there was never one done😑

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +213

    How do they plan to kick Santos out after dismantling the ethics committee?

    • @edge918
      @edge918 Před rokem +5

      Leonaza7, death lol

    • @bikingal4283
      @bikingal4283 Před rokem +12

      they don't simple as that.. funny part is seems they had already decided to dismantle it b4 the news about santos came out... they don't want ANYBODY being checked out... soon the whole house will be asking for pardons, you know... just in case (all those perfect phone calls, I guess)

    • @robvangessel3766
      @robvangessel3766 Před rokem

      They use every gotcha moment big and small - like Biden's classified documents in his garage - to remind us that "they're ALL corrupt, they're all the same"; absolving the Trumps and every NeoNazi out there who continue to try taking down our democracy. They'll protect seditionionists and deny election outcomes that don't favor a MAGA or QAnon drone, but - wow - they gonna get Biden but GOOD!

    • @LoriCurl
      @LoriCurl Před rokem +2

      Point.

    • @hannahpumpkins4359
      @hannahpumpkins4359 Před rokem +14

      Santos will not be kicked out, and he stated he is not resigning - he basically said 'f you people, I ain't goin' anywhere". I suspect in 2 years he'll probably get re-elected...

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres Před rokem +17

    That air traffic software incident is actually shocking. Backup systems do indeed have their own backups, and corrupted data is something that shouldn't exist on that level of service. Even small and medium companies follow the basic rules of system backups, and those include a bare minimum of security for data preservation and data integrity that should be imperative on something as complex as software used by airlines. This is an infrastructure problem, likely already present for many years, but it should alert people to the fact that this needs some proper funding to fix.

    • @peterbonucci9661
      @peterbonucci9661 Před rokem +3

      I wonder what will happen if the root cause is "underfunded and understaffed."

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před rokem

      Jesus, my calculator is running more smoothly than that!

  • @SuiLagadema
    @SuiLagadema Před rokem +4

    We all have lied on our resumes. I said I could type at around 280 words per minute when I can only do around 220.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +12

    Someone give T****** a Golfing Polo Shirt that says “I’m With Stupid ⬆️”.

  • @EmilyBltz
    @EmilyBltz Před rokem +152

    Honestly there should be a checkout for documents. There should be an auto trail for anything deemed "classified"

    • @coragoodwin344
      @coragoodwin344 Před rokem +3

      The employees are not doing their jobs. It's the " I got a government job and am set for life"! It's hard to get fired from a government job, so they do just enough to get by. FACTS! GOD IS GOOD 🙏😊.

    • @Becky_Cal
      @Becky_Cal Před rokem +1

      Audit trail…😊 but yes,

    • @yakbutterfly1
      @yakbutterfly1 Před rokem

      There is.

    • @cyndihill1243
      @cyndihill1243 Před rokem

      Just a classic case of incompetence….

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Před rokem

      There is...

  • @juliaj1069
    @juliaj1069 Před rokem +4

    "The Former Boris Johnson"😂

  • @ElGordo1959
    @ElGordo1959 Před rokem +12

    As an ex Brit I spat my tea out on that last segment, and nearly choked on my deep throated guffaw! Even that sentence sounded mildly erotic when I read it back 🤣

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Před rokem +768

    I think the most irritating thing is having a very thorough understanding of how vastly different the two documents debacles are available to us, and watching right wing media blatantly leave out the differences and their audience laps it up without a shred of critical thought.

    • @panicandfreakout-
      @panicandfreakout- Před rokem +70

      GOP = DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH THE FACTS

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +1

      First, they would need to have a thought. Then they can start working on dialing up the criticality of their thinking. Right now anything a Republican says sound uncannily similar to a bleating sheep.

    • @madaemon
      @madaemon Před rokem

      And their audience doesn't realize the reason they lap it up is because Fox lied to them about the reasons for the Mar-a-lago raid in the first place. It's just one continuous cycle of lies becoming the evidence for more lies.

    • @bosco2023
      @bosco2023 Před rokem

      142 Colbert watchers don’t have the IQ to pump a tank of gas. But can toggle the charger into their pathetic ev.

    • @matenzo
      @matenzo Před rokem +25

      Yeah this is just incredible negligence and stupidity

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard Před rokem +162

    There really should be a sign-in, sign-out system for classified documents. It reminds me of an episode of "The West Wing" where Charlie notices that copies of the president's private schedule keep getting leaked so he has to "crack down" by making people sign for every copy they receive. It's such a simple solution that I'm not at all surprised we don't do it.

    • @bruincatjove24
      @bruincatjove24 Před rokem +4

      They have one and remains unused.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +6

      Nothing will ever be funnier or more embarrassing than American politics!

    • @sonkeschmidt2027
      @sonkeschmidt2027 Před rokem +8

      The problem with all security measures ever conceived is, that they are a hassle.
      That is why most security breaches will go through people who prefer convenience.

    • @sarcasticat6979
      @sarcasticat6979 Před rokem +4

      They need those school library cards that we used in the late 1990s lmao. Imagine grown adults who run the country needing a system akin to 3rd grader reading a book

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem

      They won’t do anything that makes any sense!

  • @courtney5796
    @courtney5796 Před rokem +24

    What a train-wreck Santos is. I hope this goes on and on. 🍺🍺🍿🍹

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Před rokem

      I don't. Taxpayers deserve better with our dollars. Every single day I see a road, a school or a public park whose repairs didn't get funded because there wasn't enough money to address the problems. We're too busy wasting that money on this liar.

  • @batou1468
    @batou1468 Před rokem +2

    This makes no sense... I was in the military and we had strict daily logging and accountability protocols and periodic inspections for secret (not even top secret) documents. 🤯

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 Před rokem +653

    If ONLY there was a system to hold everyone accountable for their criminal actions. Government employees included.

    • @sankhabhattacharya718
      @sankhabhattacharya718 Před rokem +2

      Even the real laptop "smartest person" ???

    • @pixiebells
      @pixiebells Před rokem +1

      I'm sorry are you saying that doesn't currently exist? What do you think the two separate special counsels for each of them are for.

    • @Olsenator
      @Olsenator Před rokem +18

      @@pixiebells yeah that’s great and all but that happens when it’s too late. What we need are mean old librarians keeping track of this. You check out a document. If it’s overdue. The angry old librarian corners you in the halls of congress and takes your lunch pass

    • @pixiebells
      @pixiebells Před rokem +7

      @@Olsenator if you think that should be a *better* system in place I 100% percent agree. Yes those mean librarians know how to strike fear in the heart of grown men 😂

    • @VGAstudent
      @VGAstudent Před rokem +12

      ...There's an ethics committee, but it's got republicans on it, so it's kind of messed up.

  • @avokedesigns2109
    @avokedesigns2109 Před rokem +48

    I really only feel sorry for all the OTHER people named George Santos.

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro Před rokem +2

      What about all the women named Karen?

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb Před rokem +1

    i can see how not all "Presidential documents" get to the National Archives, because they don't KNOW what exists. But shouldn't "Classified SCI documents" have a place they SHOULD BE?! others would need them too.

  • @edaycock3505
    @edaycock3505 Před 5 měsíci

    LOL! You, sir, are sharp as a tack!! Don't miss a thing! 🙂

  • @laurabealmear9293
    @laurabealmear9293 Před rokem +31

    So they are there and now they are being returned! Not covered up, get over it ! There is a difference between a few and 10,000!

    • @davidd.8519
      @davidd.8519 Před rokem +2

      That's like saying stealing $1,000 is different from stealing $10,000 no it's the same thing

    • @lynnjacobs2091
      @lynnjacobs2091 Před rokem +4

      @@davidd.8519 No! Criminal Punishment is directly proportional to the amount of money involved!!

    • @davidd.8519
      @davidd.8519 Před rokem

      @@lynnjacobs2091 but I'm saying it's still theft it's not right

    • @lynnjacobs2091
      @lynnjacobs2091 Před rokem

      @@davidd.8519 Of course it's Not right! That goes without saying!!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem

      Um, did you not heat? They found MORE documents. Stop being an apologist

  • @elsierodgers4874
    @elsierodgers4874 Před rokem +98

    Santos was tripping over his own lies. He knows damn well he has no business having a key to that door.

  • @TheSalMaris
    @TheSalMaris Před rokem +3

    Thank yo for all the musical nods to Jeff Beck.

  • @pixiebells
    @pixiebells Před rokem +6

    That flossing analogy is too real 😂😂😂

  • @pollytiks3885
    @pollytiks3885 Před rokem +508

    First, I can’t believe there isn’t a law prohibiting the removal of classified documents from a government facility. Second, why wasn’t Santos fact-checked before he was allowed to run? 🤔

    • @bikingal4283
      @bikingal4283 Před rokem

      no one including the repugs thought he had a chance of winning, so no one, even dems, did oppo research on him....sad thing is his district does not have recall rules

    • @markrhodes1717
      @markrhodes1717 Před rokem +28

      Because journalists don't do their jobs anymore and investigate.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan Před rokem +37

      Because facts and truth are irrelevant. The only thing that matters is political power for the people with an (R) by their name.

    • @LMVG2233
      @LMVG2233 Před rokem

      The Democrats did opposition .research, but the media would not run with it because they never imagined Santos would win the blue dustrict!

    • @caffrey1100
      @caffrey1100 Před rokem +6

      Exactly

  • @traviscecil3903
    @traviscecil3903 Před rokem +41

    George Santos has never told a single lie. He told me so.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před rokem

      That would be the only time he's ever told the truth.

    • @traviscecil3903
      @traviscecil3903 Před rokem

      @@viddork And yet.....I'm sure he'd find a way to make it a lie.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před rokem +1

      @@traviscecil3903 I guess he could claim one of his lies is unmarried?

    • @jalabi99
      @jalabi99 Před rokem

      But he told plenty of married ones!

  • @patrickhenri6739
    @patrickhenri6739 Před rokem +1

    “George Santos seeing here talking to his dad Bruce Springsteen “😂😂😂😂

  • @Dbb27
    @Dbb27 Před rokem +1

    Maybe it’s time Washington DC put a better system in place for documents?!!

  • @kimberlycornelius7911
    @kimberlycornelius7911 Před rokem +49

    So the #Nationalarchives needs to hire a real #librarian to keep up with this b.s.

  • @Handleisstoopididea
    @Handleisstoopididea Před rokem +56

    I bet Santos don't even need glasses to see.

  • @meinjapan
    @meinjapan Před rokem +6

    as a Brit, I approve of all the British jokes in this episode👍

  • @philipmclaughlin9636
    @philipmclaughlin9636 Před rokem +1

    George Santos discovered fire.

  • @Moon_Dyes
    @Moon_Dyes Před rokem +791

    It's hilariously sad that Santos thinks he can lie as much as Eric's Dad and get away with it

    • @Glathgrundel
      @Glathgrundel Před rokem +25

      There is only one political party where this sort of thing could happen ... not mentioning any parties in particular ... any Grand Old Parties in particular.

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile Před rokem +27

      I'm just confused why Eric's Dad doesn't just lie about being his dad.

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +5

      @@Glathgrundel I see what you did there... you're not foolin' anyone, mister! 🤨

    • @sally-2-suzi352
      @sally-2-suzi352 Před rokem

      Well, in fairness, almost 1/2 the country voted for a 2nd term with that lying orange manchild AFTER he was exposed as the scheming, narcissistic con that he is, so...

    • @auntypha5958
      @auntypha5958 Před rokem +5

      he's actually lying more, somehow.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +25

    Pharaoh George Santos says he’s not running a pyramid scheme when he Madoff with some money.

  • @thedeejaeebee5babee
    @thedeejaeebee5babee Před rokem +6

    "We just need to find 142,000 ...votes...which is one more, than we have. C'mon, fellas, it's 142,000 votes, give me a break."

  • @68craigbarrett
    @68craigbarrett Před rokem +1

    Yes Stephen, thank you for pointing out that Librarians are essential.

  • @shirleyrombough8173
    @shirleyrombough8173 Před rokem +281

    I love when Stephen is careful where he places his invisible props.

    • @Teaniinja
      @Teaniinja Před rokem +18

      I do too. He always follows through with his pantomimes.

    • @ianw0ng
      @ianw0ng Před rokem +7

      what invisible props? they are real.

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Před rokem +7

      @@ianw0ng phew... I was starting to think I was the only one that could see them! 🤪

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před rokem

      Was funny the first two times, but after many years now it's too corny.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před rokem +4

      @@ianw0ng no..... When the props really are real, he just chucks them, or drops them. He's only supercareful with imaginary props, which is hilarious!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před rokem +2472

    Unwritten rule: 9 out of 10 times a Republican accuses a Democrat of either lying or doing something illegal, they are doing it themselves.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před rokem +181

      11 times out of 10

    • @darellboddie9784
      @darellboddie9784 Před rokem +104

      Yea it's called "deflection "

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Před rokem +23

      Yeah, because Clinton never lied. lol.

    • @constanceshaw9450
      @constanceshaw9450 Před rokem

      It's been 10yrs and now these accusations is totally BS and baseless about the president!

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před rokem +135

      @@johnbrowne3950 Not as much as Bush Snr, Bush Jnr, Reagan, and …. _CHUMPY HUMP!_ (30 lies a day and counting.)

  • @Ho-opono
    @Ho-opono Před rokem +4

    Thank you for keeping me sane sir Stephen ❤️

  • @TehLucario
    @TehLucario Před rokem +720

    Not defending joe for holding onto those documents but he handled it like an adult. Unlike Baby Not-a-Genius

    • @makeit.primetime99
      @makeit.primetime99 Před rokem +3

      Totally not a bot bro, but bro ill tell you whuat bro, bro.

    • @URTheTableImTheWall
      @URTheTableImTheWall Před rokem +1

      You do know what was done to both men right?

    • @LD86
      @LD86 Před rokem

      President Biden is completely cooperating and his rectifying the mistake. Citrus Caligula not only didn't cooperate he lied about it all and is demanding said documents back because "they belong to him" LOL!

    • @mikejones5364
      @mikejones5364 Před rokem

      Like an adult? He had them for 6 years, and then tried to read a statement and sounded like an mumbling idiot, sure you are defending him.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Před rokem +1

      Yes, unlike the "Waste Man" that occupied the White House and masqueraded as President during 2017 - 2021....

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před rokem +56

    It's just really insane that the GQP is not going to get rid of George Santos. I can remember a time when former representative Katie Hill got removed quickly because what she did it was unfortunate and the same thing with Al franken but with the GQP they just leave the representative who does wrong doings and they don't care.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Před rokem

      As long as he has a pulse and votes the party line, they don't care if he's a mass-murdering cannibal.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před rokem

      Every time.

    • @dianemitchell1717
      @dianemitchell1717 Před rokem

      Corporate dems have little in common with progressive dems. So taking away a committee assignment bc Katie asked embarrassing questions to some Wall Street Bankers was a godsend. Also, Al Franken had a bulls eye on his back the moment he was elected to the Senate. It was a total setup and just in time.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Před rokem

      They have no other kind of representative

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Před rokem

      They cant afford to get rid of him this late in the game. It would cost them the majority...

  • @lone6523
    @lone6523 Před rokem +1

    It took nearly 2 years to appoint a special council on trump and days to appoint one for Biden.

  • @deniseh6540
    @deniseh6540 Před rokem +6

    enjoying louis as the band leader his arrangements are awesome and he is clearly having fun as is the rest of the band!

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos Před rokem +203

    I know politicians lie, but Santos is taking this to border on parody.

    • @PC-kd7dj
      @PC-kd7dj Před rokem +3

      😂I think Santos crossed the border a long time ago! (Can he be extradited?)
      His lying would make sense only if he’s an alien among us like “Third Rock from the Sun.”
      (Oh! that’s also on his resume?)

    • @tuffg.5469
      @tuffg.5469 Před rokem

      In the end Russia and China will be vindicated about all they've been saying about America's fake government of the people and by the people. We're all been brainwashed starting from elementary school

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Před rokem +3

      Remember when he built the great wall of China and saved the borders from the Mongolian hordes?

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd Před rokem

      at least someones going to the border.

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d Před rokem +52

    Santos is going to become a swear word in the Republican party.

  • @raymondleung9271
    @raymondleung9271 Před rokem

    They need Mr. Bookman to be in charge of classified documents.

  • @celestedemure9800
    @celestedemure9800 Před rokem +8

    Stephen that was how we stored and checked out documents in the financial aid office of my university. You cannot expect the federal government to be that organized.

    • @laurahoward5426
      @laurahoward5426 Před rokem

      At my University, we were so strict with historical photos....people were not left alone with them

  • @Hailstormand
    @Hailstormand Před rokem +22

    "If we are to believe GS and I don't recommend it" is brilliant.

  • @ElSantoLuchador
    @ElSantoLuchador Před rokem +245

    Herschel Walker's fake resume is more impressive than George Santos' fake resume.

    • @cinnyminnie
      @cinnyminnie Před rokem +21

      'cuz he wants to be a werewolf, not a vampire. That's gotta count for something 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Před rokem +5

      @@cinnyminnie what, is he afraid of being both?

    • @sandragibson7352
      @sandragibson7352 Před rokem +8

      Don’t agree. But regardless, Herschel Walker’s lies were well known before the election and the people voted accordingly. Whereas, lies told by Santos extend far beyond his resume to his race, religion, wealth, address, charities, possible criminal activities in Brazil, and the great unknown as more of his deceit is unveiled daily. This information was not publicly available until after the election. Hence, voters were not able to take his lies into consideration when they cast their votes.

    • @katherineneagle7521
      @katherineneagle7521 Před rokem +3

      Yeah at least he is a 100% real cop

    • @marybravado6787
      @marybravado6787 Před rokem

      @@sandragibson7352 Corruption continues to veil over the GOP

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb Před rokem +1

    Santos went from being unemployed (yet somehow worth $11 million) to makin $170k a year as a Congressman. resign?! "HELL NO!!"

  • @timhyatt9185
    @timhyatt9185 Před rokem +1

    had a network instructor in school tells us: There are two types of system admins: those who are prepared for a crash, and those who haven't had one yet.....

  • @stevenlord5730
    @stevenlord5730 Před rokem +84

    I can’t believe Stephen and the writers didn’t complete the British food euphemism with Toad in the Hole and Spotted Dick 🤣

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před rokem +2

      Yep, I was waiting for the Spotted Dick reference.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před rokem

      Spotted Dick is what you get *after* sex

  • @fonnyjootball512
    @fonnyjootball512 Před rokem +16

    george santos invented the question mark

  • @shanelanier8740
    @shanelanier8740 Před rokem +1

    I thought my secretary was awful at filing...I am going to have to give her a f*#king raise now. Good lord. How hard is it to put old documents where they are suppose be?

  • @user-ft7fq4ou4v
    @user-ft7fq4ou4v Před rokem +2

    So, Santos said he's not going to resign. That probably means the paperwork's already filled out and is just waiting to be filed.

  • @stellabella8224
    @stellabella8224 Před rokem +15

    Does Santos have a Birth Certificate, how about his finger prints to find out who he really is.???

    • @chaosmarklar
      @chaosmarklar Před rokem +1

      His driver's license says his name is Anthony Devolder

  • @GavinusMaximusMaster
    @GavinusMaximusMaster Před rokem +49

    I almost feel bad for George Santos, its mal-adaptive to lie that much and be THAT bad at it.

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Před rokem +1

      Apparently practice does not make perfect

    • @jewetts
      @jewetts Před rokem

      Typical for Republikkons and although any of his crap was just as verifiable prior to the election, nothing was done. Now that it's out, they still don't care.

  • @meatyochre9135
    @meatyochre9135 Před rokem +2

    "For the record, the Ed Sullivan holds about 450 people..." *thunderous applause*
    "Aaaaaannnd, I'm gonna guess at least 142 of them would make a better congressmen than Santos" *muted applause*

  • @robertgarriott5958
    @robertgarriott5958 Před rokem +1

    the WINNING GOAL😅🤣😂

  • @DJTaPEDOaCREEPlustForIvanka

    Santos said it’s not a scheme because he is a pyramid 😂

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +288

    Being a liar is not an exception but a requirement to be a Republican!

    • @davidd.8519
      @davidd.8519 Před rokem +18

      You mean a requirement to be a politician

    • @vinceedwards3978
      @vinceedwards3978 Před rokem +4

      Once again, there should never be a career politician. Because if folks were paid what they should, our country would work great.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Před rokem

      Or if you lie like Clinton and Biden.

    • @sakura7431
      @sakura7431 Před rokem

      Sure, dems never lie

    • @wkahn1005
      @wkahn1005 Před rokem

      It is in all Democrats DNA including Colbert to always LIE and DENY
      Joe Biden's House is s Crime Scene where is the FBI ? Joe Biden was hiding Classified and Highly Classified Documents in his garage ..Biden had no right to have these documents in his possession..We all know it was to do with Ukraine and China ,Hunter Biden's money supply chain so the Big Guy can get his 10%.....The LAPTOP FROM HELL is real and not Russian misinformation it has been proven and Hunter never disputed it ..Garland is just corrupt as Joe Biden he hid this scandal for months because he got exposed when the first batch was discovered and leaked to the Press..The Second garage batch threw him under a bus so he called a Special Council because was also backed into a corner..

  • @stevenh.5181
    @stevenh.5181 Před rokem +1

    Is there no one, who is paid? To fallow, keep track, and or know were
    These papers are at all times??? Define TOP SECRET!!!

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Před rokem +53

    “No say it ain’t so Joe. I know your retirement age. Are you starting a collection? They’re classified documents, not spoons from the Delaware train museum” Bah hahaha

  • @grumpykat2909
    @grumpykat2909 Před rokem +1

    PolitiFact added a new category just for Santos:
    (1) True, (2) Mostly true, (3) Half true, (4) Mostly false, (5) False, (6) Pants on fire and *(7) Extreme Santos*