George Santos Demands $20,000 from Jimmy Kimmel, Trump Bails on Court & Clooney Christmas Surprise
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- čas přidán 10. 12. 2023
- Matt Damon was unfortunately nominated for a Golden Globe, Shohei Otani signed a $700 million deal with the LA Dodgers, federal prosecutors have charged Hunter Biden with nine crimes, Donald Trump didn’t show up to testify today in NY after saying he would, he had plenty to say on Saturday at the gala for the New York Young Republicans, George Santos is on Cameo and claims to have made more money in seven days than he did in Congress for a year, Jimmy sent him a bunch of crazy requests just to see what he would read and George is now demanding $20,000 from Jimmy saying he wants to be paid a commercial rate, we release two more of the videos we had him record, and we surprise a lucky family with a Christmas card photo starring George Clooney!
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Crazy to live in a country where one political party is expected to hold their incumbent responsible for his son’s actions while the other refuses to hold their own front runner accountable for his own actions.
exactly! everything is turned upside down these days!
Or the first, third party contender, with real polling results and traction, getting denied for Secret Service protection.... with two assassinated relatives
It's almost as if it is all in bad faith on the Republicans part...
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Accountable for what?
Between George Santos and Trump I can’t believe this is real life.
It isn't. The US has entered some kind of dystopian future. Let's just hope that someone anchored a bookmark so that we can pull on it and return to What-Was-USA some day.
George Santos is the perfect POSTER BOY for today's Republican party.
Republicans have caused this chaos by voting in criminals.
I'm so over both of them 🤮
Please don't discriminate the rest of the republican crime mob
I’m so happy Jimmy can afford to troll George this hard.
Yeah, but at the same time, he's also funding him to the tune of hundreds of dollars :/ That's way more than George Santos deserves in his wallet.
😂
That money would have been better spent helping the children in Gaza.
he just got sued for 750K and it looks like an absolute winner for Santos JK Show screwed up bigtime
@@soccerguy325
Well, maybe that's how he pays the rent for a month or two. It's entertainment after all.
A true sign of the apocalypse.
Whatever writer came up with the Santos skits deserves a big raise.
I was crying with laughter.
Jimmy trolling George Santos is 100% genius and funny!
I think George is great at Cameo!trump would be too…
It would give them what they need, without being part of the government
How is it a troll when he is getting paid , I think he is winning if Jimmy KEEPS PLAYING HIM.
@@malcolm6107it's a small price to pay to make a fool out of him
@@malcolm6107I’m really worried about never getting to vote for another party and that our actions of voting out of fear of having dudes like this and Nazis in office is going to cause an irreversible corruption that we won’t be able to come out of. For example, I still can’t believe Nancy Pelosi used her government paycheck for a fridge just for her ice cream yet there is still no cure for cancer.
@@malcolm6107Beava-pus
Jared and Ivanka have left the country with around 3 billion in cash. Hunter certainly isn't in their class of criminality.
Weird, I wonder how the customs check went
Their customs check was easy..a small "gratuity" can get a rich person in-and-out in record time.
@@caronstout354 I figured as much, now if only it would be confiscated when they land...
House Republicans are like Sargent Schultz when it comes to the Kushners... "I see nothing, I see nooothing!!"
If it's true that Jared sold the identity of US informants to the Saudi prince for those 2 bn, causing them to be executed, he should be charged with treason asap.
Imagine walking down the street in LA with your family one minute & the next minute walking onto Jimmy Kimmel’s stage & meet George Clooney - only in America.🎄❣️🤣🎅 loved it.
Doubt it's only in America.
@@tyrellanderson4722 More likely here. He's an alumni of my school and his family is local. But to meet King Charles or Xi Jinping? Your odds are better abroad.
Oh Jimmy, I can't believe the George Santos actually replied to those emails. That is absolutely hilarious! I'm going to be giggling about this all day long! Thank you so much for bringing laughter into my day, as you always do!
George Santos is even more shameless than he's already proven to be (over and over).
You are right. Although, dare I say his good vibes for these ridiculous fictional people is almost a redeeming quality? I hope he sticks to being a hype man. And does literally nothing else.
@@LD-mo6xw Santos is showing compassion only because he's getting paid. I would like to believe he is capable of any redeeming quality, but, sadly, he is still a fraud.
I think Santos has found his true life's calling. I actually think he's doing an amazing job at this - I just wished he had known to put his talents at work in this field way earlier
This is about the voters who elected him. There should be a time out when you send someone this corrupt to Congress.
He doesn’t dare say anything under oath. Because he never tells the truth,
Trump had Jury Duty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you again Jimmy for exposing this man's behavior... I am a life-long, 3rd generation, moderate republican, and am sickened by Americans who think that this is what they want to lead our country. I am ashamed by these Americans and by Trump. George Santos would make a great mirror candidate as Trump's V.P. pick ~ two peas in a pod.
Trump must ALWAYS be the center of attention. He wouldn't like competition for that.
Sure you are.
Controlled opposition comments will not be tolerated, fellow white person.
Jimmy Kimmel never gets old, he just keeps getting better and better. And kudos to George Clooney for being such a good sport!
"People who are afraid, cower".
Exactly, Alina! You sure got that right!
Like in his "bunker inspection".
“Only cowards lie”
Trump: "only crooks take the 5th" guess who took the 5th 440 times? XD
Right?! I miss “the old America 🇺🇸” too… the one without DJT in office or in politics at all !
I can only smile as I imagine how angry Trump gets at Jimmy Kimmel.
What about Biden, he did call Hunter Trump's son?
I KNOW! I ❤ it 😂
his insecurity is so lame. like he thinks he's immune to criticism. jimmy is just trying to make people laugh, and boy does donnie make it easy.
Me too, he probably can’t even talk straight he gets so angry. Oh wait… he can’t talk straight regardless.
@@molls127 i agree Joe Biden is pretty insecure
George Clooney is just the best! I couldn't stop smiling through that. I love what you're doing to Santos, couldn't happen to a more accomplished person. After all, he did invent ALL of modern medicine as we know it. And he did it all on a single 30 minute lunch break doing his regular job of shoveling manure on his brother-cousin's farm...James Comer!!! 😂😂😂
As someone who has taken care of the elderly for 40 years, I can honestly say, trump has dementia. He has all the hallmark symptoms
Agreed. I often (half) joke that by the time my granddad sounded like that, we’d already decided to take away his car keys.
Ahhh...as an Australian with no horse in this race, have you heard your current president talk?! 😂
@@danilea4633 an “Australian,” sure. Our current president has had a diagnosed stutter since birth (which you would know if you watched anything but Fox News). He’s not ranting about “Obamna” and how you spell “US.”
@Rugelacharugula you do realise that the infamous, "we can summarise America in one word...(proceeds to have incoherent verbal diarrhea)" went viral round the world, right? Nor to mention all his other gaffes. Get out of your bubble.
I love when TrumpleThinSkin gets trolled by late night comedy and the Lincoln Project..I can't stop laughing!!!
Well, let's not forget the people behind the Lincoln project are part of the reason the republican party is as bad as they are now. They are trying now to undo why they did when they should have never been on board in thw first place. They are grifters just like trump.
If it just were not taken so seriously and then when thoe same people continue voting for Trump or continuing to support that Trump! How can they rationalize, justify, or have any grip on reality?
A guy getting paid 70 million a year to play the game of baseball. Teachers earning 30,000 a year to educate our children. There's no doubt that America has it priorities straight.
Supply and demand. There's only been ONE baseball player in the last 80+ years that can pitch AND hit at an elite level. That's ONE person on Earth. By comparison, millions of people can qualify to become a teacher. Don't get me wrong, teachers probably deserve to get paid more, but the comparison to Ohtani is invalid because no teacher can claim that they're the only person on Earth who can fill that teaching role. So again, supply and demand.
@@bradleywalker8642and ticket sales.
@@bradleywalker8642. Who contributes more to society? Let me guess, you would place YOUR entertainment over your child’s future.
Can I just say I believe in both of these opinions? 😂
... how much does a baseball - teacher make 🤔
This show only gets better and better!!!
Jimmy has the best gags ever. The George Santos gag has to win some kind of award.
That people are willing to pay 500 bux for a George Santos cameo is insane to me 💀
Wish I could give you thumbs up 500 times, because you are so right. It's almost like sending money to trump's legal defense fund!
Especially when you can get a photo with George Clooney for free
“A fool and his money are soon parted!”
That people are willing to vote for Trump is insane to me.
George will need it for his peni-tentiary account for treats to cheer him thru those very long, long year's
You have to remember George Santos's defining characteristic is that he will do ANYTHING for money.
And if no $$$, you just steal your roommate's scarf and wear it on TV!
GEORGE SANTOS MUST SERVE JAIL TIME. He knows the evidence is very very strong against him. They should give him no less than 10yrs.
He's mad that he did some work for a few minutes..
Oh u mean like the people on the internet? 🤣
I'll give him a dollar if he walks out into traffic blindfolded...😀
Omg the Santos and Cameo situation is hilarious...he's mad and wants to sue? I bet he does 😂😂😂
Jimmy trolling George Santos is 100% genius and funny!. This made me vote for Biden even more.
Why?? Biden is literally dragging us into wars. Your tax dollars are being spent on things that are collectively bad for the world / Americans.
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😅😅😅 of course Santos was gonna freak out over the Cameo prank 😂😂😂😂
Comedy gold!!
Right!!😂😂
I hate the idea of Santos making any money at all, especially when so many good people struggle.
As he hasn't been convicted of big crimes, he's allowed to cash in on stuff (son.of Sam laws)
In the immortal words of H.L. Mencken: "nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public"
That was the most adorable family. And a great Christmas memory for them.
Hunter's mum and sister were killed and then when he was an adult his brother died. The kid would have been traumatised and would have needed a lot of support in a time when mental health was an after-thought. After what he went through, I feel like it would be more surprising if he didn't turn out damaged and didn't engage in poor behaviour. I feel really, really sad for him in a couple of ways.
Jimmy Kimmel you are a star ⭐✨... the George Santos cameos are hilarious... just confirming what America already knew... Santos will do anything for money 🤣😂😎
But even sex workers have their limits!
The Jimmy Kimmel/Matt Damon "feud" has to be the longest running recurring gag in television history by now, yet it never gets old. Especially when you know that in reality, they're actually great friends.
thats always a funny bit with them two!! classic comedy styles
It got old years ago
the conan/paul rudd mac and me bit might be older. maybe?
@@JMwhocareswho cares
I was 16 when the feud started, now I am 33 😂
"Uncle George" in the Langley Family Pic is absolutely the best. So cool and so cute.
That was really adorable with the family! Thanks Jimmy and team for bringing some joy. We were at last week's show with Ray and Sebastian and loved being in person.
How can anyone stomach to listen to Trump talk for five minutes let alone vote for him?!
Keith Richards nearly stabbed him
Losers are drawn to losers.
I fast forward when Trump shows his mug on videos and opens his yap to spew some other nonsense.
Only a masochist can listen, or vote, for Trump.
Most of his support exists only online and originate from Russian bot farms.
Pretty nice gift to an unsuspecting family Jimmy, you rock!
George Clooney!!! Christmas photo!!! How cool!!!
yeah that was a sweet hing to do
This family is blessed. Three lovely kids. Happy Xmas from Germany to all of u on the other side of the pond.
1. I pretty much knew Santos was gonna freak out about the cameo prank
2. I missed Guillermo Friday night! So glad he's ok!
😂😂 right
My comment: *MY GOD I HATE TO SAY THIS* but you DO owe Santos the commercial rate as you monetised his work and if he sues you you WILL lose...
And if he joined an acting union the union will pay for him to sue you... Oh my God
At the same time, they boosted his sales and rates, so....@@piccalillipit9211
@@piccalillipit9211 Yeah, I thought Santos was in the wrong and would not get a penny more. But it turns out he might actually be right in demanding commercial rate.
Jimmy would be HAPPY to pay him after he sues him publicly.
Kimmel said, “The idea that Mr. Santos would claim we shortchanged him and used credit card purchases improperly proves once and for all that the man is a comedy genius.”
@@yuri-6385 I mean it is utterly ludicrous that this man should get any money. But 2 wrongs don't make a right...
He was contracted as a famous person to do private work not for you to profit from, if you use that in a commercial context, you owe him commercial rates. I bet the "previously on Jimmy Kimmel" clips at the beginning the people have been contacted and the rights purchased...
OMG. The George Santos Cameo bits are a riot. Kudos to Jimmy for submitting all of those goofy requests.
I've been laughing for an hour now.
Jimmy: "Do you know who this is?"
8yo: "Uncle George?"
That was the most wholesome thing 😆🎄
Awesome Christmas present for the Langley fam! You da best Jimmy!❤🎄
Hunter pays his taxes. He was late is all. Leave him alone, we have actual psychopaths to make fun of
And Hunter is one. I always said they need to do a DNA test to prove he's not Trump's long lost son....
Read up on just about everything else he's done in the last 10 years - he may not be a psychopath, but he's most definitely a nut-job
KJD, I kind of agree.
Addicts can recover @@ryanfraser167
Hunter is an absolute legend, what a lifestyle 😂
George Santos isn't just a tool; he's the entire toolbox!
LMAO !
That's a good one 😂
😆🤣
Precisely, lol!
But, seriously, he still has quite a few screws missing !🤡🤯
I'm dying watching these George Santos Cameos. And then the Langley family with another cameo, this one by George Clooney! Jimmy Krimble, yours is the best late night show of all!!
What a great treat of a family Christmas photo with Uncle George!
When I’m listening to George Santos doing those ridiculous cameos I almost feel sorry for him. Then I remember that vet and his dog that santos scammed and I laugh and laugh.
And he laughs all the way to the bank. Gurl has no shame!😆
@@gary-rr7jp 😂
Yip yip yip 😂
Please don’t feel sorry for Santos, LOL! He invited all of this. He DESERVES all of this and more. 😂
@@Erin-Thor I don’t feel the least bit sorry for him. That’s why I said the rest of it. What he did to that veteran who was trying to save his dog is, to me, the most deplorable, disgusting thing out of all the things he did and that alone is enough for him to deserve anything and everything that comes his way
Yet we have yet to see any of trump's or his family's tax records.
Actually, we have seen them. He paid a miniscule $750.00 in two different tax years!!
Dump paid $20,000 to China and $0 to USA . Dump has paid $0 in 18 out of the last 20 years to the USA. Cheating on his taxes is nothing new to Dump.
Can “yet”be used 2 times in one sentence and be grammatically correct?
@catdaddy2643 try googling it. Or were you just trying to be condescending?
Apparently “be” can be used twice. ;-)
Jimmy, thank you for helping George Santos, the humiliation is a hilarious side effect...lol
This show is so funny and so creative. The Santos bit was incredible!
Love the family photo! If Uncle George came in and I was there, I'd have fainted with joy! That's great! 🎉
Bro…. Jimmy has set the bar high on professional trolling!
Funny that, now he's no longer in Congress, George Santos has stopped wearing his glasses -- which leads me to think he never needed glasses; they were only props.
The George Santos bit was absolutely amazing🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy: A reboot of “To Tell the Truth” hosted by George Santos would be comedy gold.
Make it happen!
to tell the truth was literally just cancelled a year ago and it was obviously a joke
George is more like Trump than I thought. He’s got absolutely no shame and will do anything for money 😂😂😂
He's a better actor. Those messages being delivered sound heartfelt. Donald could never deliver a heartfelt message about someone else's situation. He'd put himself in there. George can act.
The message to a legally blind driver 😂😘😎 too freaking funny!
By the way were you referring to the NFT Trump cards? Well those are the visual equivalent to reading what Santos was.
>He’s got absolutely no shame and will do anything for money
First time with the MAGA crew?
They all do. He just does it on camera.
The Cameo bit with Santos is one of the funniest, best ones I've seen! And very cute with the Langley family, how fun was that!
The Santos bits are killing me. Keep them up.
The Hannukah party was actually beautiful and President Biden gave a beautiful speech but you'd never know it from the media.
dude chill it's a joke??? as a jew i would say that people who genuinely care and think that jimmy was telling the truth instead of making a very obvious joke would look it up themselves.
The media often isn’t fair to President Biden
I don't think this person is claiming Jimmy Kimmel is the media..
Except of course that the Chanukah story is the second version of the tale....go read what a rabbi had to say about it on Slate. The original story was of warriors defending the temple, no divine intervention making oil burn for 8 nights....
Yeah I’m really sick of Bashing Biden. Even on Kate night comedy let’s stop with the ageist cheap shots please. Our democracy is at stake this next election.
Love how the family barely acknowledges that George Clooney is in their Christmas pic 😂😂😂 I’m sure I’d do the same suddenly being put on national television. Those kiddos were so cute!
THAT WAS GEORGE CLOONY?!? I didn't frigging recognize him, maybe they didn't, either. Boy, he looked like some old dude! 😳
Watch again, the woman got a huge smile on her face as soon as she saw him.
@@RPGreg2600oh, yeah..."Merry Christmas to Mama!"
Dad and the kids were oblivious, Mom was wondering if she could leave the fam in the green room and have a little 'conversation time' with Uncle George.
@@lenkacfk7155 Ohh that's just cause he's old.
Keep those Santos cameos coming. 😂
The conman Santos gets conned and it's priceless.😂😂😂
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
Welcome back from what? The weekend? 😂
Santos Claus is the grift that keeps on grifting! 🤣
Hahaha 😂
👏👏👏
Nice one!
Unbelievable how low Santos will go for easy money.
Jimmy is a genius with the George santos videos 😂
This made me vote for Biden even more😊
👏👏👏❤❤❤❤
You must be joking? Nikki 2024!
A talk show influenced your vote? Smh
@@marcespinoza5901 that's like getting legal advice from Rudy Giuliani.
@@disastermaster1413Nimrata won’t even use the name her mother gave her😳 she needs a real job & stop working for government bc she wants term limits to 5-6 years & she’s been in government for 13 years 😢 it’s always limit someone else right Nimrata 😮😢
That random family and photo thing went remarkably well, my heart was warmed. Guillermo got to sit on a father's knee. Just lovely. And Uncle George arrived, at last!
But these names...they sound so made up on the spot. Never heard of Lenix, Brenna, Duke or Elita
Such a sweet family! How the little boy said he was 3 and the father corrected him; 'five' - priceless 😃!
Love the Langleys!! How lucky for them! Uncle George from Kentucky was there for them!
What a kind cameo from GC. Pretty sure the family will treasure that photo through the decades...
I could feel myself grinning even before he showed the first George Santos cameo. 😅
George Santos is the perfect POSTER BOY for today's Republican party.
Leather suit and jackboots he could be the Republifascists mascot.
Just when I'm discouraged about the state of things- thanks Jimmy
The George Santos Cameos are unbelievable and as they are hysterical.
His sincerity is frightening.
They can't get rid of Scamtos, he was anointed by the Pope after all. I realize that's after his 10 year career as a NASA astronaut and 17 tours in Vietnam, but his 29 Olympic gold medals surely make up for that. No, this holocaust survivor and original settler of the Wild West should be given some leeway since he rescued so many from the Titanic disaster. I mean after he jumped from the flaming Hindenburg completing 43 somersaults and landing on one finger from 800 feet, he deserves a break in my opinion.😀
😂
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was kinda funny when somebody elsewhere posted it last week.
Don't forget the time he swam from Tokyo to Buenos Aires. Then there was the time he raised the dead.
I guess the sky’s the limit after all of that!!
Everytime Duke sees a Clooney movie he's going to yell out "There's Uncle George!"
You all, meaning the writers, producers, the whole team (Love Lou and Guillermo) are in your own category. You have created the category and you have excelled at it. Its like watching a meteor shower. Congratulations!
Now that I've briefly met George Clooney, I can totally see him doing this! He was so nice and down to Earth.
omfg Jimmy you got me! I was like, why are you paying him money!! Laughing so hard. I needed that 😂💙
Wow! That was one of the best street scenes yet! Good for Clooney!
George Santos is really great at these Cameos! He's found his calling in a highly unusual and round-about way but he's winning!
I know, and he's not stealing or affecting people's lives.
wow jimmy. that santos bit is just top notch entertainment. Bravo sir.
That was pretty cool to get a Christmas photo with George Clooney. Jimmy always finds something!
Awesome photo of the Langley family!
I so want the job of finding clips for "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel"!!!
OMG!!!!! George Clooney!
Best Christmas card EVER!!!!
❤🎄❤
Jimmy makes me laugh every night, I really thank him for cheering me up😄
If Kimmel makes you laugh every night, then you need to get a life.
Sometimes laughter is the best medicine
Thanks Jimmy
George Santos cameos were so funny and I can definitely believe that he would say even weirder things for money. 😄 He is a tool. That being said, he low key did a good job with these 😅
it might be easier to ask instead of "what will Santos do for $200" what WON'T he
Up to $500 now….smh
Well, he likely won't tell the truth...
Love you Jimmy! Smart and funny, and quite the ball buster! Impressive 😅
Love the family shot... Thanks for the laugh. Such a lucky family 😄
LMAO dude Jimmy trolling George Santos is the best thing this year! "Jesus and President Trump" WTF?
This made me vote for Biden even more😂
Which is of course illegal and unconstitutional....one man one vote
George is gonna ride this 'sassy bad gurl' thing right to the bank.
70k a day.. 500 a pop.
Still can't buy class lol
You know what P.T. Barnum said!
@@Faesharlyn - And it doesn't seem that he has ever been able to hold onto any $$$ that has come his way. He might be on an 'adult entertainment' DVD soon!
@@douglasdavis8395 I'll bet he already is
Fantastic cast! Richard Vernon, Charles Collingwood, Roger Sloman all bit parts! Terrific. Everyone loves PGW
Every time I watch Jimmy Kimmel ...I have a perma smile 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦
Those Santos cameos are comedy gold.
Lmaooooo these George Santos cameos are giving me life!!!!!
This man was in politics. Somebody voted for this man 😢
Hilarious JIMMY!!🤣 Lil' georgy: "yiff, yiff, yiff!"😂😂😂
we love Matt Damon ... big hugs to MD
shhh don't tell jimmy