Meanwhile... Chicken Thighs Are The New Chicken Wings

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  • čas přidán 22. 06. 2021
  • Meanwhile... With chicken wing supply costs skyrocketing, restaurants including Wingstop are trying to tempt Americans with other parts of the bird. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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  • @AlinaProbably
    @AlinaProbably Před 3 lety +371

    every time he says "meanwhile" instead of "quarantinewhile" now it catches me by surprise

  • @seanreidy2584
    @seanreidy2584 Před 3 lety +176

    I keep thinking in my head he’ll say “quarantinewhile” and this will take some getting used to

    • @CuriousCritter17
      @CuriousCritter17 Před 2 lety +2

      Wait a few weeks once the reality of the delta variant sinks in

  • @mortuos557
    @mortuos557 Před 3 lety +300

    I'm really glad they finally talked about the elephant in the room...

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ChineduOpara is it me or does anybody that use emojis like that automatically think the person using them is like a minor lol. no respectable adult uses those emojis i swear.

    • @Deddolo
      @Deddolo Před 3 lety +11

      @@steverogers6572 "is it me or does anybody that doesn't know how to write a proper sentence automatically looks like a minor to everybody else? lol. no respectable adult lacks grammar knowledge like this, I swear."
      what you said doesn't make sense, unless you are implying people using emojis think of themselves in the third person and that they are indeed a minor.

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Deddolo do you go around and correct everyones grammar? because having bad grammar online is a common thing. no one takes it seriously and thats the difference you dont see. my opinion is that most people who use emojis gotta be young. seems like a fair assumption.

    • @smoothrocky1847
      @smoothrocky1847 Před 3 lety +7

      And the elephant in this room is: why do people concern themselves with the perceived maturity of someone's communication skills based on what they use for CZcams comments?

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 Před 3 lety

      @@smoothrocky1847 why do people concern themselves with other peoples opinions? this can go all day pointdexters my opinion still stands, and thats all it is, an opinion. didnt mean to insult the emoji users jesus.

  • @filhodarosa7512
    @filhodarosa7512 Před 3 lety +183

    Like the fishing vessel, the doll was also full of seamen.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 3 lety +316

    Jon Batiste's award shelf is getting crowded... he should definitely grace the cover of many magazines!

    • @TreebeardsHome
      @TreebeardsHome Před 3 lety +8

      Does he have PEGOT? EGOT w a Peabody?

    • @lertmelernyers8672
      @lertmelernyers8672 Před 3 lety +2

      That there boy slower than a premature tortoise with 3 legs

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 3 lety +6

      Looking like that he should. That man is a feast for the eyes and ears.

    • @TWFydGlu
      @TWFydGlu Před 3 lety +2

      I was kind of hoping for him to lift up his Oscar's and place on the piano when Stephen asked about the Peabody.

    • @fademusic1980
      @fademusic1980 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TreebeardsHome he does not have a Tony yet

  • @noobicorn_gamer
    @noobicorn_gamer Před 3 lety +154

    NOOOOO NOT MY THIGHS While everyone was going for the wings I always had them thighs to myself THEY ARE DELICIOUSSSSS I DON WANNA SHARE EM D:

    • @xXneoshadow
      @xXneoshadow Před 3 lety +4

      Nice pfp

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Před 3 lety +16

      This is exactly what I thought! Growing up, I was always the only person I knew who liked thigh meat (and darker meat, in general). It's mine, and I want to keep it all mine. In one way, I'm hopeful that people will come around and see what we've been enjoying for years, but it's also our little secret. I don't want half-hearted wing eaters to move in and rally around my beloved meat just because it's "trendy." Leave the thigh meat to the true thigh meat lovers.
      And yes, I am gatekeeping chicken meat. This is serious business.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 Před 3 lety +3

      I’ve wondered about that too. I’ve always looked at the breast and thigh as the best chicken meats.

    • @cjlindallas7749
      @cjlindallas7749 Před 3 lety +1

      Thighs are the only part I eat. ☹️

    • @aceofspades9503
      @aceofspades9503 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm with you! Also, thighs tend to cost less at the store

  • @klauskelvin5697
    @klauskelvin5697 Před 3 lety +32

    To get successful in your life, most importantly, you need to set your objectives, those things which will help you in making progress.

    • @stellamaxwell7791
      @stellamaxwell7791 Před 3 lety

      When you invest you're buying a day you don't have to work.

    • @kahalidmoscow2331
      @kahalidmoscow2331 Před 3 lety

      Assets that can make you rich

    • @kahalidmoscow2331
      @kahalidmoscow2331 Před 3 lety

      Bitcoin
      Stocks
      Real estate

    • @bryanmyqel278
      @bryanmyqel278 Před 3 lety

      You're right sir, it's obvious a lot of people remain poor due to ignorance
      It's better to take risk and make sacrifices than to remain poor.

    • @elizabethmark410
      @elizabethmark410 Před 3 lety

      It's not ignorance but due to some unprofessional expert in the market.

  • @sluttymctits4496
    @sluttymctits4496 Před 3 lety +240

    Jon is just as smooth as the silkiest gourmet butter. That guy can put a smile on anyone's face with his charisma alone. Add to that his musical chops and no one can resist his charms.

    • @13christbane
      @13christbane Před 3 lety +4

      his smile is all thats right in this world.

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 Před 3 lety +5

      He is adorable! Seems like a truly, sweet man. 🥰

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 3 lety +1

      He's pretty damn adorable. I love his energy and personality!
      I think it's so amazing he worked with one of my long long long time heroes and loves, Trent Reznor too. How cool they won a freaking Oscar together too!

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ChineduOpara He isn't married but he does have a long term girlfriend and yes, she is totally lucky.

    • @travisreynolds1329
      @travisreynolds1329 Před 3 lety

      I'd like to say OPs name is relevant but as a straight guy, shit I can barely resist him myself.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 3 lety +77

    The way Meloni stands, with right leg forward, tenses his butt and makes it stick out more. It’s a more stable butt - some might even call it a Stabler Butt! (thunk thunk)

  • @kinenai
    @kinenai Před 3 lety +54

    Speaking of the elephant, Stephen should have said that the creature was walking home from a Ba-Bar.

    • @clueless4085
      @clueless4085 Před 3 lety

      That's a good one lmao

    • @Maja-Danmark
      @Maja-Danmark Před 3 lety +3

      ...walking home from a Ba-Bar in Thighland craving a chicken wing, but they only had thaistop

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 Před 3 lety +1

      Bahaha that’s a good one 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @s.o.3753
      @s.o.3753 Před 3 lety

      Haha, good one, but would have sadly been lost on the American public

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried Před 2 lety +1

      @@s.o.3753 not this American. :)

  • @Saguna1993x
    @Saguna1993x Před 3 lety +299

    “Authorities were relieved when the apparent corpse turned out to be a sex doll” … maybe relieved is not the right word in this context

  • @gryphonberlin
    @gryphonberlin Před 3 lety +37

    Quote of the Day - "what's wrong? I'm lickin' the Dinosaur."

    • @joeloffing2113
      @joeloffing2113 Před 3 lety +8

      Open the door, get on the floor.
      Everybody lick the dinosaur.

    • @stone1andonly
      @stone1andonly Před 3 lety +1

      @@joeloffing2113 Thank you Was (Not Was)!

    • @nubianprincess2771
      @nubianprincess2771 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joeloffing2113 That's one for next summer's family reunion.
      Right after "Electric Slide"🤣

  • @TooLittleInfo
    @TooLittleInfo Před 3 lety +379

    It was some years ago that I learned that Americans don't like chicken thighs. I was amazed by this, because where I'm from everyone fights over the thighs and drumsticks because they're much juicier and more flavourful

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus Před 3 lety +73

      At my family tables everyone always scrambled for the breast meat, which was fine by me cuz the thighs are just better across the board. I'm assuming they're really bad for you somehow because I can't think of any other reason why we were all convinced that white meat is superior. Wings, on the other hand, pure propaganda to get people to buy the dang things. Worst part of a bird. Nothing but sauce delivery vessels at this point.
      I just want it on record that I had to work really hard to make that anecdote as PG as possible. The first draft came across distressingly suggestive.

    • @tselengbotlhole750
      @tselengbotlhole750 Před 3 lety +1

      I also prefer where there is less meat. For example, I prefer the back because there is little meat there. By the way, the head is also very nice. Especially the brains

    • @TooLittleInfo
      @TooLittleInfo Před 3 lety +27

      @@Taurusus They're not bad for you at all! They are higher in fat than breast meat, yes, but that's not inherently a bad thing and that's also what gives you the moisture and flavour. Also, I don't really like wings either lol

    • @nadir1378
      @nadir1378 Před 3 lety +6

      The breasts and thighs are the best parts in my opinion. Chicken burgers or patties are made using the chicken breasts mainly

    • @Ayeshteni
      @Ayeshteni Před 3 lety +8

      Yup, best part of the chicken!

  • @tania2897
    @tania2897 Před 3 lety +143

    "Amateur Appendectomy": two words you would rather not hear together.

  • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
    @BrianSmith-ez9kj Před 3 lety +139

    I grew up on the West Coast, so it was some time before I even Learned "Chicken Wings" aka "Buffalo Wings" with sauce was a thing, Like well in to the 90's when I was around 25- everyone I knew thought the wings were the smallest afterthought of the chicken- Drumsticks, Breast, and Thighs went before them --- it shows some Marketing Genius that someone in the Buffalo, NY region bought a bunch of inferior wings, dumped tons of sauce on them, and now "Chicken Wings" are so popular there's a shortage of them, and restaurants have to convince people much meatier Thighs are just as good, when they're really a better cut of meat!

    • @brassholio
      @brassholio Před 3 lety +7

      Wait, you Americans have restaurants that just serve chicken wings? WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME!?!

    • @loudaddy2001
      @loudaddy2001 Před 3 lety +6

      @@brassholio it isn't as good as you're imagining 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @ginnyweatherbee7941
      @ginnyweatherbee7941 Před 3 lety +3

      Theresa Bellissimo and John Young were the “PR geniuses”, you should look them up

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, years ago chicken wings used to sell for almost nothing, now they're easily the most expensive part of the bird, go figure. But, they're not really selling wings for the meat, the secret to wings is the skin, which gets all the crispiness and fat and flavor.

    • @drachenmagus1604
      @drachenmagus1604 Před 3 lety +11

      Same... I hated the wings because it was so much work for so little meat. I thought there was something wrong with my friends family because they would do BBQ chicken wings and then criticize because I didn't eat all the "meat" and I am like WHAT MEAT... Even today I prefer boneless chicken wings to regular wings.

  • @johnmesser3278
    @johnmesser3278 Před 3 lety +30

    Ty Stephen and John.
    And God Bless Evie!
    😀

  • @aesclap21
    @aesclap21 Před 3 lety +53

    That’s not strictly what I imagine, when someone is addressing the elephant in the room 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 3 lety +4

      This deserves way more likes, but it's only been 8 minutes.
      I'll wait :-)

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Před 3 lety

      I have not yet watched the video.
      If I don't see Stephen Colbert speaking to an elephant, I will be disappointed.

  • @Ruth.Handler-Jr
    @Ruth.Handler-Jr Před 3 lety +47

    I want chicken right now but it’s 4 in the morning and I’m not 21 anymore lol

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 Před 3 lety +37

    I worked once with a man named Tim who resented chicken wings. He looked back fondly on a time when they were cheap meat you could score in bulk for making soup stock. Then the power of marketing swooped in and made the wing in to a major seller as a delivery means for breading and dipping sauces.
    This has been Lex Rambles On A Related Topic. Enjoy your evening and remember that while there's nothing technically wrong with a billionaire buying their own space program and going in to space, there's no morally justifiable reason to let them come back to Earth afterwards.

  • @GildaLee27
    @GildaLee27 Před 3 lety +33

    Poor elephant must be hungry.

    • @aka_Locke
      @aka_Locke Před 3 lety +1

      I was thinking the same thing :( That story was funny... but mostly sad to me.

    • @scarletletter4900
      @scarletletter4900 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm worried about the plastic bag that poor creature ate

  • @vanessaraices8389
    @vanessaraices8389 Před 3 lety +3

    MEANWHILE 😆🤣 IS THE BEST WHEN YOU WAKE IN LOOK UP ON CZcams. . Congrats and the Award you deserve I whole year WORRIES and Laughing at the same time. THANK YOU STEVEN COLBERT.🙂

  • @wildshadowstar
    @wildshadowstar Před 3 lety +17

    Is Christopher Meloni going to fight Chris Evans for the title of America’s Ass?

  • @Ironic-Social-Phobia
    @Ironic-Social-Phobia Před 3 lety +14

    Beak Stop, for when you're feeling peckish...

  • @marylynne9104
    @marylynne9104 Před 3 lety +375

    I’m conflicted, I miss the intimacy of Stephen and Evie in the closet, but so happy to see Jon and the band in the studio.

    • @Ashod00
      @Ashod00 Před 3 lety +24

      i for one am cringing at the ridiculous audience claps and woo's.
      loved it when it was just his producer genuinely laughing on his own behind the cameras.. (i think he's Chris?)

    • @tuckerzenski7828
      @tuckerzenski7828 Před 3 lety +10

      Ya. I would rather just hear Evie laugh. I got to like her. Maybe she should sit on the couch and tell the audience to shut up.

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef Před 3 lety +8

      I know they called it a closet, but when you say "Stephen and Evie in the closet," it sounds like "Late Show: After Dark" to me. 😏

    • @colaboytje
      @colaboytje Před 3 lety +11

      I hate the audience

    • @reginarice21
      @reginarice21 Před 3 lety +9

      The only good parts are the band and seeing the absolute joy on Colbert's face. Some people really need am audience and I think he's one of them.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +71

    P-Body would be a great rap name.

    • @Gamefreak8112
      @Gamefreak8112 Před 3 lety +10

      R Kelly tried but was talked out of it by his manager

    • @autumbreeze1129
      @autumbreeze1129 Před 3 lety +3

      I know it’s the name of a dog who adopted a human child

    • @arthurhe5398
      @arthurhe5398 Před 3 lety

      next in line for Dicky ... Dilly ... what's that guy called as of now?

    • @davidhouston4810
      @davidhouston4810 Před 3 lety

      Please NO, just......NO!

    • @A._is_for
      @A._is_for Před 3 lety

      Already taken by donnie

  • @DracoMagnius
    @DracoMagnius Před 3 lety +12

    "Americans prefer other parts of the chicken..."
    Me who has always preferred chicken thighs and legs: "this is news to me."

  • @Lock2002ful
    @Lock2002ful Před 3 lety +7

    This gives the phrase “Aren’t we gonna talk about the elephant in the room” a literal meaning. xD

  • @gillygillyyt55
    @gillygillyyt55 Před 3 lety +5

    Band so very smart tonight 👌

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx Před 3 lety +12

    What?!?!? My entire family and extended family have fought over the dark meat of chickens for decades at dinner party's.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 3 lety +1

      Parties. Plural, not possessive. And haven't you heard, THERE IS AN APOSTROPHE DROUGHT ON? Flagrant waste of apostrophes is killing our culture and poisoning our environment!

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ericminch And yet, two thousand years ago, some Jewish guy named Jesus walked around with a dozen apostrophes!

  • @samoshea2059
    @samoshea2059 Před 3 lety +4

    That intro was CRAZYYY. Jon Batiste and Stay Human are soooo good.

    • @jideafolayan
      @jideafolayan Před 3 lety

      I tell you!
      It's a tune from way back in my childhood days and I neeeeeed the artist name and song title pleeeease!

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jideafolayan "He's The Greatest Dancer" by Sister Sledge. That was my junior high years!

    • @jideafolayan
      @jideafolayan Před 3 lety

      @@lisagulick4144 Thank you thank you thank you..

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose Před 3 lety +3

    Stephen could have won that Peabody on the Meanwhile intros alone!

  • @stephenjames2951
    @stephenjames2951 Před 3 lety +16

    The jokes write themselves sometimes.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 3 lety +65

    Note: There is a real 'Peabody Magazine', but it's affiliated with the Peabody Institute at John Hopkins not the College of Journalism and Mass Communications at the University of Georgia.

    • @jsh365822
      @jsh365822 Před 3 lety +9

      You where First. Nice

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 3 lety +1

      Aw, I was hoping it was about time travel.

    • @nicolem3215
      @nicolem3215 Před 3 lety +2

      Tell Jon!

    • @ERMeeks-md5gh
      @ERMeeks-md5gh Před 3 lety +2

      This is the kind of quality content for which I come to the comments section!

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 3 lety +1

      @@BeeWhistler I always turn to Sherman's column first.

  • @SuperlativeCG
    @SuperlativeCG Před 3 lety +15

    The dipping a chicken breast/thigh in egg part of breading a chicken is the one of the most commonly overlooked morbid ironies.

    • @jonc8074
      @jonc8074 Před 3 lety +1

      chicken with egg and veal parm with cheese are some serial killer shit

  • @craigburghardt8604
    @craigburghardt8604 Před 3 lety +4

    I love Jon Baptiste's mannerisms.

  • @MulrySquare
    @MulrySquare Před 3 lety +4

    Love Stephen's tie tonight. And oh yeah, he's ON FIRE now that he's back on stage in the ES theater!

  • @stone1andonly
    @stone1andonly Před 3 lety +9

    "She sells sex dolls by the sea shore!"
    What the story doesn't tell you is the new craze that's sweeping the world, 'Sex Surfing'! All you need is the sea, your favorite "doll" and your birthday suit! In a couple months, we'll have a rockin' new Beach Boys album that will remind America (and the world) that its ok to "ride the swells" again!

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu Před 3 lety +26

    I normally have to get really really drunk before I start seeing elephants in my kitchen.

  • @traviscecil3903
    @traviscecil3903 Před 3 lety +72

    I don't trust one of your stories. There's some glaring holes in the 'rescued' sex doll story.....
    I'll see myself to the door, now.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +16

    Thighstop is gonna wreak havoc on my thigh gap.

    • @adrianaheiler9794
      @adrianaheiler9794 Před 3 lety +1

      Thigh gaps are ridiculous! I remember when I first saw a woman in a commercial with a thigh gap in the late 80s. I was a kid and thought something is wrong with her because her legs are 'not properly connected'. She looked like a kid had painted her with those legs so far apart from each other. I was floored to find out some people see it as a beauty ideal?!

  • @malisalavis2239
    @malisalavis2239 Před 3 lety +11

    I have t seen a meanwhile since the rotten orange 🍊 man held the reins
    Deep relaxing sigh 😎❤️😎

  • @brianloper6669
    @brianloper6669 Před 3 lety +2

    Them offering thighs would actually get me to go to WibgStop. Thighs are the best part.

  • @krokodyl1927
    @krokodyl1927 Před 3 lety +5

    Ah yes! Get your bucket of beaks at ‘Beakstop’. 😁

  • @krejados1
    @krejados1 Před 3 lety +10

    "You fry it long enough, I'll eat a beak" Better watch it, Stephen. In some parts of the world, the beaks actually do make it to the table...

    • @archive881
      @archive881 Před 3 lety

      No you don't want fried beaks, some of the most succulent meat is on the head, especially the eye sockets!

    • @scarletletter4900
      @scarletletter4900 Před 3 lety +1

      Waste not, want not

  • @malisalavis2239
    @malisalavis2239 Před 3 lety +5

    Congratulations to you Stephen, Mr Batiste & All associated Crew for your well deserved 🎶 🎺
    Pea Body 🥇 🏆 🥇
    ✌️

  • @abhinavsrivastava9909
    @abhinavsrivastava9909 Před 3 lety +76

    Chicken thighs are delicious and nutritious, Americans are missing out

    • @Aldermeeer
      @Aldermeeer Před 3 lety +7

      American thighs are delicious and nutritious, chickens are missing out

    • @saber1epee0
      @saber1epee0 Před 3 lety +8

      Not this american!!
      I am THRILLED that thighs are half the price of white meat.

    • @AlleyTrashBoards
      @AlleyTrashBoards Před 3 lety +9

      Thighs are the best part of the chicken!

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 Před 3 lety +1

      BUT - why do they have that slightly slimy texture - love the flavour, hate the texture.

    • @Coni2009
      @Coni2009 Před 3 lety +2

      @@saber1epee0 and twice as tasty and juicy … yum!

  • @seanpeterson2296
    @seanpeterson2296 Před 3 lety +5

    “Everybody get off the floor! Colbert was licking’ the chicken dinosaur!”

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před 3 lety +98

    Oh, I’m sure the Japanese authorities were, “relieved”…

    • @shigeminotoge4514
      @shigeminotoge4514 Před 3 lety +5

      underrated

    • @Bodhi_Music
      @Bodhi_Music Před 3 lety +4

      Hello sir, my name is irrelevant what you need to know is that i journey the internet for the greatest and most clever comments of 2021… congratulations sir please accept this medal 🏅

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 3 lety +1

      priceless!

    • @apurvapatel1013
      @apurvapatel1013 Před 3 lety +1

      Shame on Colbert for not dwelling on this excellent opportunity.

    • @joewilliams4607
      @joewilliams4607 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm glad someone made that joke. Colbert missed a good one

  • @tonyb3203
    @tonyb3203 Před 3 lety +51

    The tender is an actual cut. Short for tenderloin.

    • @tzvikrasner6073
      @tzvikrasner6073 Před 3 lety +3

      Umm... wrong animal

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 3 lety +13

      @@tzvikrasner6073 no, they are indeed called chicken breast tenderloins, to distinguish them from the part of the breast that tends to dry out

    • @vrooota
      @vrooota Před 3 lety +3

      @@tzvikrasner6073 no

    • @joecrowaz
      @joecrowaz Před 3 lety +5

      Also, a really fun part of San Francisco!

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef Před 3 lety +1

      @@joecrowaz I've heard. 😏

  • @jeanneratterman4174
    @jeanneratterman4174 Před 2 lety

    Love Jon! Great fun banter with Stephen. They make me smile! 💞

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 Před 3 lety +7

    I mean, come on... the thigh is easily be best piece of meat on a chicken.

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 Před 3 lety

    Absolutely LOVE Jon. What a positive, kind, man! With talent.

  • @pacmanshooter247
    @pacmanshooter247 Před 3 lety +2

    Strangely enough I miss Quarantinewhile...

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains Před 3 lety

    Woot woot Bathtub Coughsyrup!
    "What's wrong, I'm licking a dinosaur!" MY MAN.

  • @AllPileup
    @AllPileup Před 3 lety +6

    Unfortunately, the elephant ate PLASTIC BAG.

  • @WhiplashSL
    @WhiplashSL Před 3 lety +12

    Still waiting for the Meanwhile sub-segment: Memewhile.

  • @lisalisa1435
    @lisalisa1435 Před 3 lety

    The band must be thrilled to be back at it!
    Welcome back! 🎼🎵🎹🎷🎸🎶🎼🎙️

  • @carlaaudroing3344
    @carlaaudroing3344 Před 3 lety

    “Head through the wall for Thai food “ yessss!!!

  • @richo1410
    @richo1410 Před 3 lety +1

    Elephant making a trunk call!

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 Před 3 lety +2

    So amazing to see the energy and relief of normalcy in NY, especially Colbert and his crew. For some of us, normalcy is a long way off.

  • @ShovelChef
    @ShovelChef Před 3 lety +2

    An elephant just ate a whole bag of uncooked rice.
    I don't even know what to say to that.

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers Před 3 lety +18

    I’ve never understood the popularity of wings and drumsticks. It seems like, beyond the ability to hold the bit(s) you don’t eat, they’re just stringy meat and gristle. Barely a step up from chicken necks or feet. I’m not chicken-shaming, just baffled by something which is clearly very popular.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 Před 3 lety

      I imagine part of the appeal of the wing is the surface area you have to apply herbs or sauces to it. Because it’s all folded up and there’s not much meat, the ratio of meat to sauce is a lot more even to, say, a chicken breast, which would be 95% meat to 5% surface area.

  • @corbeau-_-
    @corbeau-_- Před 3 lety +1

    oh no, now the elephant is going to explode!

  • @moonbeanification
    @moonbeanification Před 3 lety

    Jon Batiste !!! Ohhhh that man is pure magic ♥♥♥

  • @smilingface8118
    @smilingface8118 Před 3 lety +2

    That cell phone joke at the end was underrated

  • @iyeetsecurity922
    @iyeetsecurity922 Před 3 lety +5

    Segment begins at 2:00

    • @FiferSkipper
      @FiferSkipper Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, skip ahead to 2:00 if following the intro is too difficult for you to understand.
      ...for the rest of us, we enjoy laughing at the word/metaphor play that actually requires an attention span of greater than a minute.

    • @iyeetsecurity922
      @iyeetsecurity922 Před 3 lety

      @@FiferSkipper OH, I'm _soooo_ sorry that I find the *Meanwhile* intro to be played out. How dare anyone have a difference of opinion than you! You're _definitely_ right to attempt to insult someone that doesn't! Great job policing the comments section! I don't know what the world would do without your invaluable skills!

  • @gameglitch3686
    @gameglitch3686 Před 3 lety

    Paint the elephant red and you can call it the Kool-aid man "OH YEAH!"

  • @timmo971
    @timmo971 Před 3 lety +1

    Ground beaks are already in nuggets

  • @maimonaalsharif8505
    @maimonaalsharif8505 Před 3 lety +3

    Colbert: Meanwhile
    Audience: hahahahahah
    I miss no audience show 😐

  • @OnyxLee
    @OnyxLee Před 3 lety +1

    A plastic bag in the poor elephants belly... Oh no!

  • @dudeomfgstfux
    @dudeomfgstfux Před 3 lety

    I literally gasped soo loud when I saw that elephant I woke up my 2 sleeping cats.

  • @cbjfan44
    @cbjfan44 Před 3 lety +1

    I want to know why the builder of that home didn’t build to elephant code? Somebody slipped on the job. LOL

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 3 lety +1

      The left their copy of the code in the trunk.

  • @hbeachley
    @hbeachley Před 3 lety +4

    I like it better w no audience. The laughs sound so coached, now.

  • @gerbmcnuggets5466
    @gerbmcnuggets5466 Před 3 lety

    0:50 This man won an Oscar and he’s patronizing Stephen Colbert like a champ.
    “Oh? That’s adorable, I remember when your go-to line was ‘I work with an Oscar winner!’ now we get lumped into your Peabody-Pity-Party…”

  • @milfordcivic6755
    @milfordcivic6755 Před 3 lety +1

    Chicken thighs are the new craze. Better to just buy a whole bird and cut it up yourself, WAY CHEAPER!

  • @kellypond9377
    @kellypond9377 Před 3 lety

    Jon is so full of soul, so talented and precious, he oozes Cool 🆒😎

  • @TF_Tony
    @TF_Tony Před 3 lety +1

    "Visual approximation" of the CEO of Wingstop.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 3 lety +6

    Popular Opinion: Every single one of ya'll agrees that Dr. COLBERT's sunny side made our day:

  • @jaives
    @jaives Před 3 lety +5

    only found out now that the thighs are the cheapest part of the chicken in the US. The leg and thigh are usually the best piece in Asia. Wings not so much since they're less meaty and too bony.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Před 3 lety

    Oh that Jon is handsome .. and his music is just so uplifting 💜

  • @machkeznho8692
    @machkeznho8692 Před 3 lety +3

    I got so used to seeing you from home that the audience noises are weird now :O

  • @neohippe1
    @neohippe1 Před 3 lety +1

    So happy for Johnny B and the Boyz

  • @summerlea06
    @summerlea06 Před 3 lety +2

    When the metaphorical elephant in the room becomes literal 😅

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice

    Picture of the chicken with a tie has „visual approximation“ written under it 😆

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 Před 3 lety

    Great show, good to have you back at the theater! Evie needs a segment too!! Love you All ❤️ Jody 😘

  • @jorgealfy
    @jorgealfy Před 3 lety +1

    The thighs is the best part, I always do my chicken curry with thighs.

  • @nathanwilkowski3131
    @nathanwilkowski3131 Před 3 lety +8

    Noooooooo! Thighs are awful, terrible, no good trash bits that you shouldn't eat...please don't take my delicious chicken thighs.

    • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
      @tammystockley-loughlin7680 Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly if you don't want it...more for me!! Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself

    • @jenniferpatterson4964
      @jenniferpatterson4964 Před 3 lety +2

      Thighs are indeed the best part. Let those philistines have their precious wings…I’ll take all the thighs I can transport safely on my own!

  • @Laura-wb8zt
    @Laura-wb8zt Před 3 lety

    Love you Jon you are so game with Stephen

  • @BJG253
    @BJG253 Před 3 lety

    Where did that elephant 🐘 come from 😂😂😂 omg

  • @christelheadington1136

    Get your fingers OFF MY THIGHS ! They're my favorite part, now they'll raise the price.

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula Před 3 lety

    Jon Stewart's lab joke showed Colberts true colors

  • @anthonydunn729
    @anthonydunn729 Před 3 lety +1

    ...Is the elephant gonna be okay?

  • @patrickcaprood6284
    @patrickcaprood6284 Před 3 lety

    Jon is so suave, what a great personality.

  • @AvidCat5000
    @AvidCat5000 Před 3 lety +1

    Can't wait to get my hands on that new "Breast Stop" chain.

  • @ryanspengler4877
    @ryanspengler4877 Před 3 lety

    "Visual Approximation" 🤣🤣🤣 🐔 👔

  • @dubginkxx
    @dubginkxx Před 3 lety

    I would love some Dino Bites rolled in the wing stop garlic parmesan 😃

  • @audbertovelez130
    @audbertovelez130 Před 3 lety

    Alright Batist.. looking sharp.. love it.. my blessings to all.... 🙏🙏❤️😎✌️

  • @mguitarhero89
    @mguitarhero89 Před 3 lety

    Jon batiste and the band with the sister sledge cover. Love it!

  • @highstimulation2497
    @highstimulation2497 Před 3 lety

    5:05.... that guy from 'a' late show laughing again! yay

  • @Robert-mls
    @Robert-mls Před 2 lety +1

    I remember a time when we got wings for free from the butcher.