Meanwhile... The NFL Is Down With Psychedelics | Pumpkin Spice Oreos Are Back
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- čas přidán 10. 08. 2022
- Meanwhile... Stephen celebrates the return of a seasonal Oreo cookie flavor, and the National Football League will not punish players for using psychedelics like ayahuasca. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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Aside from the biting and hilarious monologue… how good is it for the band to have James Taylor and now Joe Walsh sitting in ? Louis looks like he hit the musician's jackpot ! Great stuff !
Agree!
Who’s next BillyJoel?
Hey, don't forget St. Vincent! She's just as iconic as Joe in my heart.
I know, right!! ✅️ The band is amazing on their own, but all James T & Joe W and it's over-the-top talent!! Fantastic!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I have enjoyed watching Louis's face as he fanboys out.
Joe's Fast Lane riff was priceless! I was at Paul McCartney's concert at Dodgers Stadium a few years ago. Paul brought out Ringo! Ringo brought out his brother-in-law Joe Walsh! Seeing those 3 legends play together was beyond incredible. Not a lot of people seem to know that Ringo and Joe are married to the Bach sisters.
EXCITING! Lucky you!
Thank you..i collect random information
Not a lot of people seem to care that Ringo and Joe are married to the Bach sisters.
Louis's reaction to Walsh's Life In The Fast Lane riff was like watching a kid's reaction on Christmas morning.
I'd also love to see Don Henley's reaction. He's probably apoplectic that no one asked his permission first.
I saw Joe with the Eagles on the Hell Frozen Over tour. Magnificent!
“The official serpent god of the NFL” 🤣
Joe Walsh is of course a legend in the music industry. Love that guy!
Can't believe they have him there and they don't have him play Funk 49. WTF???
@@UberLummox Walk Away
Domino's in Italy... Reminds me of when a national fish and chips restaurant came to my hometown, a small fishing village... You go in and you could hear the customers saying things like "I asked for cod and I think I got a mud guppy", "They might have got it this week but it was fkn caught last year", "Some price for a bit of fish, sure I got a million dollars in my deep freeze according to them", "Nice decor".. was the only good thing I heard lol They lasted about as long as this video.
Right? He said Dominos is closing in Italy, and I said when and why did they *open* in Italy?
"Feel 100 different hands on your body." I swear that's line straight out of my nightmares. "Unforgettable" indeed.
I've said it before, and I'll forever say it, Joe Walsh is an absolute legend!!!
Yes, I saw him open up for Tom Petty a few years ago. One of the best shows ever.
@@dmercury292 WOW!!! Tom Petty and Joe Walsh, awesome
Can't believe he can still function!
@@UberLummox He may sound like Buffalo Bill, Ted Levine, but he can still play like a god
@Baba Ganush well a legend is a 10, but an absolute legend goes up to 11. That's 1 better than 10 🤣🤣
Damn man. I'm totally cut out for professional napping. I take a nap at work every day. Most of my coworkers eat food, I sleep. I'm out with 15 minutes. I have to set an alarm to wake myself up again. I love my 15-20 minute power naps.
my dad used to do the same - his 'lunch' was coming home and sleeping. start of 2020 I was diagnosed with severe sleep apnea & now 100% believe my dad had the same. as much as I love napping (nothing like a good nap) - maybe you want to look into your sleep... just saying (with respect & compassion)
As a teenager and young adult in the 70's and 80's, not going to lie, did drugs with the best of them. It blows my mind that psychedelics are coming back and not illegal, especially when Marijuana is still not legal on most states. What's up with that?
@@juliaconnell i've always loved to sleep more than the average person I'd say. Same with my dad. I could sleep after a pot of coffee, people think it's crazy. I wondered about the sleep apnea thing but people laugh at me when I say this, they think it's just the new trendy health thing. I'd have to do a sleep study I guess.
@@nadiamccall4311 well your friends are idjits 🙃 - sleep apnea is a genuine medical issue - and can have serious side effects (esp, but not limited, to your heart)
I was shocked when the sleep clinic staff told me my 'score' - ie the frequency when I would just stop breathing (no breathing, no oxygen - kindof essential to living, and, ya know healthy brain function...) something ridiculous like every 4 minutes - no wonder I woke exhausted all the time & really craved naps
don't want to alarm you, obviously I don't know you, just something to think about...
Me too! Then I found out I have sleep apnea 😂
When I was a kid we got stuck on the "It's a small world" ride for four hours! They never turned the music off. I still feel like I'm going to start twitching when I hear that song. Noting - not even an apology when it happened.
Freaking PTSD
I had to sing that thing at a school function... rehearsal burned that horror into my mind forever and hearing it conjures a hell I cannot describe to others. Seeing the joy on their faces just gives me the urge to flee.
That’s how I feel about battle hymn of the republic and sleigh ride. 😵💫🥴😖 thanks high school choir.
I had a similar experience on that ride when I was like 4 or 5, but we were only stopped for around 10 or 15 minutes before they turned on a bunch of overhead lights and got us moving again a few minutes later. I was too young to remember if there was any kind of apology, but I do remember going to the Tiki Tiki room and the then new Pirates of the Caribbean ride after that, so my parents must not have been too upset about it all.
@@FifthAveAtFive That's how I feel with Rocky Top thanks to Pep Band.
That Joe Walsh guy is truly a master at playing guitar, those two tunes he did especially the one at the end ,pure magic.
Eagles, Life in the fast lane!
@@jcoopes5604 ,thanks , I'll check it out
@@oloem268 The riff at the end was "Life's Been Good"; "Life in the Fast Lane" was the first one.
Joe Walsh Huge fan and this is so awesome that he’s actually there life in the fast lane I keep the records on the wall
OMG OMG OMG. I am turning into a teenager. Did you see this sh*t? Joe Walsh's guitar riff for "Life in the Fast Lane"? Damn that was a great moment in guitar history. This guy is incredible. These 7 seconds were incredible. A true moment of guitar history. Thank you, Joe Walsh, for giving us this one of a kind moment in guitar history.
I literally got chills-imagine not knowing he was there when you got your tickets?!?
@@robertscarola4517
Back in the 60s, before I knew who Eric Clapton was, I knew about and had heard Joe Walsh on guitar. I never could figure out why more people didn't include Joe Walsh in the line-up of legendary rock guitarists. Truly up there with Clapton and Harrison, Hendrix, and many others.
Absolutely wish they would upload more footage of Walsh playing with the band. A LEGEND!!!! ❤️
As far as the football thing, thats not a performance physical thing, but a metal one.
They have helped me with my emotions and particular issues I was facing and have given me my life back. For that I'm grateful and be kind, because you don't know whats going in in others.
Am sure (some) people are aware of that; this is a snarky show… makes fun of Biden’s age & stutter, Trump’s weight, hair, etc. etc. etc. Can’t take things personally.
"thats not a performance physical thing"
Absolutely correct. And neither is it a drug habit. It may only need to be used once to achieve its benefits. The Colbert joke makes it look like the guy plays throughout the season while tripping.
Psilocybin microdosing has nothing to do with getting high, but rather helping your mind feel at peace, and allows you to deal with anger, pain and put your house in order so to speak . The dose is designed to be sub-perceptual, and in my case only need to take a 100mg capsule every 3 days . It has given my mental life back, and now I can enjoy life most days . Compared to being being turned into a literal zombie by the 'big pharma' ssri/snri/tricyclic drugs - humanity is yet again being done a major disservice by the 'war' on medicine by big money interests in politics .
America legalized "Marihuana" to win World War II.
Watch the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp for Victory.*
The federal permit to grow Cannabis that is shown in the video reads, "Producer of Marihuana."
Think about that while you're on mushrooms.
Aygf
it’s surprising that there ever WAS a domino’s “pizza” in Italy
Considering that someone recently got big fine for 2 mcmuffins while trying to enter Australia it is surprising Italy doesn't try to keep our junk foods out too...
If I ever found myself on a Disney ride of any kind, and it got stuck, I'd spend the whole time telling myself I deserve it.
🤭🤭🤭I can’t stop giggling at your comment
I have been this person 😳
This is the kind of comment I always hope to find. 10/10
🤣🤣🤣Right there with you buddy!
This actually happened to me. I am not sure about how long I was in there as there is a time dilation effect inherent in psilocybe cubensis consumption. The HORROR!
May all someday have access to plant medicines and and fungi medicines ❤️
It would happen a lot sooner if Americans would watch the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp for Victory.*
But no one cares about anything, so the film just sits online at an official government website, day after day, for decades.
No one cares. Nothing matters. People are too busy buying corporate weed from "legal" dispensaries while climate change gets worse.
There are microplastics in the rain. The human race has completely failed.
Steven Colbourbon’s flavored Oreos. A lovely snack choice to complement any happy hour
Love the slowed-down approach with this Meanwhile, the jokes really popped :)
Quetzalcóatl was an Aztec God, it was the Inca's that used ayahuasca. Not that it matters but the more you know 🌈
It matters , Incan history matters to some of us. 👀💕
@@wakeupstylellc for the purposes of the joke i mean, obviously I care as well
"Whalers on the Moon" beats "It's a Small World", even without harpoons.
Toto - Africa - on loop - altho Whalers on the Moon makes me cringe just reading it.
I'm gonna build my own theme park. With Blackjack. And hookers.
We're whalers on the moon, we carry our harpoons, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing our whaley tunes.
That was uncalled for. 🤣😭
Louis' reaction at Joe's riff. You know he's good when the band leader can't stand straight! Haha!
Haha _"Life's been good to me so far!"_
(I had a feeling he'd play that tonight! 👍)
LOVE the expression on Walsh's face as he cuts it. A short show within a show. 😆
4:52 Oh, come on, Oreo. Pumpkin twist is not a good idea for a cookie flavor. Mint is. That's why your mint creme sandwich cookies are such a perennial hit.
Never tried ayahuasca, but magic mushrooms have really opened up my best self and have helped me deal with a lot of personal stuff. Hope they get legalized soon as well.
Amen
I hope to try ayahuasca some day I think the experience would be worth it. I've been micro dosing mushrooms through the week and trying to reach the spirit realm at least once a weekend. Legalization cant be too far. I've been buying from my local reserve and they started selling cannabis just before it was legal, so I have high hopes.
Also nvm legalization.... decriminalization would be best. I dont wanna pay taxes on my mushrooms.
Have you been micro-dosing or using them in full doses? I’m not familiar with them either way, but I’m intrigued with the recent research studies around micro-dosing.
@@diamond215chick I've done both.
Sounds a bit like when Starbucks brought their shit coffee to Australia and got surprised no one liked their coffee here.
I went once, just to see what all the hype was about. I'm still in the dark.
Theory: any superior taste was due to filtering the water.
Never liked Starbucks coffee from when they first appeared in LA,
Never got the appeal, it's really bitter, and the canned stuff is even worse.
Hard pass.
My boy Quetza is thriving. I'm so happy for him
Life's been good to me sooo faar
Great job on the NFL Ayahuasca promo! The writers really nailed the bullet points! 🤩💜😍🌿
Shout out to psychedelics for being a solution hidden in plain sight and whispered about in circles for so long
I know. When it's rainy, mushrooms magically appear and seem to be giggling all the time. So adorable.
Psychedelics haven't been hidden at all, their health benefits have been known for a long time. It hasn't been whispered.
Shout out to yet another day when millions of pampered American consumers ignore the 14-minute 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* that legalized Cannabis Sativa to save the world from the Nazis.
@@Marijuanifornia what are you really angry about though?
@@luckycatdad8369 you are somehow avoiding that there has been a war on these drugs stating there was no medical benefit whatsoever from the government. I’d consider that hiding.. and yes, whispered- telling people you’re incurable depression and PTSD has been finally helped they will call it bullshit and just getting high because of the specific false propaganda peddled by our government. It was pushed they killed and made people crazy when really like you tried saying they HAVE been used for a very long time in the evolution of human consciousness
What a blessing to have Joe Walsh on your show!!! I wish I could have been there!!! I wish there was more footage of him and the band too!!! Go Colbert!!! ❤️
People don't make enough Quetzalcoatl jokes anymore.
And that's why your friend Quetzal threw on his coatl, called an Uber, and went to the club.
Dominos in Italy 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine going to a place that knows how Pizza should taste and where almost everyone knows how easy it is to make, then comes Dominos which is the US chemical version of Pizza... lets face it, a lot of people in the USA have never tasted or made real pizza.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but pizza, in its modern form at least, was created in the USA. By Italian immigrants, yes, but it qualifies as American food. That said, I'll admit that Domino's is not exactly the pinnacle of the art form.
@@davidlundquist1979 I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But pizza, as a thing, was invented way before the USA even existed
@@davidlundquist1979 Quote Wiki:
"Pizza (Italian: [ˈpittsa], Neapolitan: [ˈpittsə]) is a dish of Italian origin "
Even the "modern" ones are italian.
The terrible "remakes" and "ripoffs" are american, that's for sure and Domino's is the pinacle of this...with pineapples.
@@Aaackermann
One. Must. Never. Mention the aforesaid abominable "topping" whilst discussing pie of any type.
It belongs on a grilled ham steak or a banana split. Period.
😉
I felt that way when I lived in the United Kingdom. So many people there were flocking to KFC or McDonald's on a daily basis. I could not figure out the weird attraction. Firstly, going to a local pub in the UK and buying a meal was always tastier and far less pricy than purchasing American junk food in the UK. Secondly, it's KFC and McDonald's..... hardly gourmet or healthy to begin with.
Big love for Joe Walsh. Loving the music guest been on for a while. MEANWHILE. Waiting for John Bastist.
He'll be back in the fall! He's caring for his sick wife 😕
@@rainecormier2935 I know, I read about it. Can't wait till his return. I love music.
Love the guest musicians. But look forward to Jon's return.
When I think 'Daryl', I think 'France'.
The US is getting very close to legalizing all psychedelics and I hope we do
maybe the average fox viewer could gain insight
@@peterbathum2775 only if they watch another channel, fox probably wouldn’t say anything good about it, they’ll just say it’s stuff that turns you into liberals.
Which might be a new leaf for them, since that’s not entirely false…
I didn't like Aaron Rodgers very much until I read his comments about his experience with Ayahuasca.
They need it lol
I still say we should legalize all drugs.
cannot get over frickin Joe Walsh right on your set !
Meanwhile continues to be phenomenal! 😂😂😂 I'm also really enjoying the legend that is Joe Walsh joining the band!
Joe Walsh 🔥
Joe Walsh! Would love to see a Show Me More of the musicians from this summer 👏
One of the best meanwhiles in a while
Steven has finally got back into his comedic stride with this episode. The last few weeks have been hit and miss, but this was pure comedy gold.
I wish he and Jon Stewart would run for president. It doesn't make any difference which one is Prez or VP. The country would instantly become a better place.
A stand up comedian becoming an inspirational president. Stranger things have happened. Case in point, President Zelensky of Ukraine.
Both are residents of New Jersey and therefore ineligible to run on the same ticket.
@@NickGalemore mmm, equating a sociopathic narcissist loser with 2 brilliantly funny empathic successful entertainers seems a bit of a stretch
@@davidyohalem629 That didn't seem to stop Chimpy Bush and Darth Cheney.
@@NickGalemore I reread your comment. It still sounds like you deserved it. Part of someone misunderstanding your intention is you not clearly communicating it.
*Tap phone to check time.*
Notification: Meanwhile
Me: "HOT DAMN!"
Who tf opened a dominoes in italy?? Lol
Ayahuasca makes for great football.
If you get to the point where you're hosting a show and you can get Joe Walsh to guest with your band, you know life's been good.
These Meanwhile intros are getting too funny and crazy!!! Love it!!!
Steve, if you spent any time in Florida, you'd know alligators are found in any body of fresh water. I'd stay in the ride until someone comes to rescue me.
I believe that the people who created ayahuasca are too far south of the domain of the god Quetzalcoatl to relate the two of them in any way.
You're right. Ayahuasca is a preparation of Banisteriopsis caapi and Psychotria viridis, two South American lianas. In Mexico, where Quetzalcoatl was the feathered God, the common hallucinogens were Psilocybe cubensis, P. mexicana and (farther north) Lophophora williamsii (peyote).
Loving the colour combo of the shirt, tie, and suit! Actually lovely
Can I just say that Joe Walsh is the coolest?! Always loved that man and his music. 🤘
I love “It’s a Small World”. I’m 70. I go to Disneyland somewhat regularly and I always go on that ride.
The oreos are manufactured in Indonesia that we receive here in New Zealand, strangely enough our own biscuits are 10 time's better.
Tearful applause for the tiny harmonizing Belgians🙌🙌😁
Hello from up here in Nova Scotia , Canada!!! thank you for all you do! So Nice to hear Mr. JOE WALSH play a bit of 'LIFE'S BEEN GOOD'!!!! oxoxoxo Loved it!
Hahaha my family and I got stuck on the Its a small world ride in 2007 for about an hour. When they got it unstuck they asked if we wanted to jump the line and go again. Uhhhh noooooo! Thanks for the memory!
Stephen: "that's all we can afford."
We consumers need to start fighting back against seasonal creep. Pumpkin spice shouldn't be a thing in august.
We've got Halloween candy in August at my Kroger store.
if halloween and fall stuff didn't start creeping into summer, they would be absorbed into the Christmas section though!
Just don't buy stuff you don't want. Spending time telling other people not to enjoy pumpkin shit is petty.
@@luckycatdad8369 im not telling people not to enjoy it. I'm telling them not to put the cart before the horse. let's live in the moment and enjoy each season as it's happening. I live for the seasons. living in western pa i get to experience all of them. I like some of that pumpkin spice stuff but I like it in Fall when it's supposed to be eaten and drank and by the time fall actually rolls around it's all gone. Try finding a pumpkin beer that came out on August 1st on like dogfish head punkin ale on Halloween night or platform brewing's pecan yammy around thanksgiving. This isn't just about oktoberfest and pumpkin beer in august. this is about christmas ale and winter beers in october, spring beers like lambic in february and summer ales in april. im a huge seasonal beer drinker and this is a pet peeve of mine in case you can't tell. lol.
@@rustyshackelford312 Nah I don't like any of that pumpkin shit. But people who do can have it whenever they want as far as I'm concerned.
arohanui (an abundance of love) to Joe Walsh - reminding myself of his massive & impressive career I discovered he was briefly in Herbs, an iconic New Zealand band - between this & Hotel California (which means a lot to me, and a whole community of people here, 'you can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave!" - both a promise & a warning lol) -
anyway - Herbs - a iconic band from Aotearoa/New Zealand - it's true, at least according to wiki
"in 1989, Walsh briefly joined New Zealand reggae band Herbs. Although he had left by the time of its 1990 release, he still appears as lead singer on two tracks, "Up All Night" and "It's Alright". The album includes the first recording of his "Ordinary Average Guys" (sung by late Herbs bassist Charlie Tumahai), which subsequently became a solo hit for Walsh as "Ordinary Average Guy" " - so arohanui (an abundance of love) and much respect to you Joe - ❤
Glad we know more about French zombies! 👍 Meets my expectations.
Joe Walsh yes!!! He played on the new Rosanne show as Darlene's daughters boyfriend's dad lol. He was so funny.
What do we at home need to do to get the tunes during the commercials? I'd pay a package of pumpkin spice Oreos to see it!
With Joe Walsh being the brother in law to Ringo Starr, imagine the jam session of music made between the two of the greatest musicians in the world. WOW.
Cool, who's the third guy?
(Just kidding!)
Joe crushed that riff
I love the setups for meanwhile 😂
Joe Walsh! Wow! Thank you ☮️💜
How cool is Stephen who has two musical legends such as Joe Walsh and James Taylor??? !!!!! Absolutely love it!!!
👆👆👆 look up the handle above & Inbox him📥📥📥 he got you covered LSD, DMT, Shrooms & other psychedelic products too he got a sick page😵🍄🍫
Absolutely LOVE Joe Walsh!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I'm more amazed that Domino's even had locations in Italy, let alone 29...
Who the f**k was living in Italy, home of the pizza, and thought to themselves "I'd like pizza, but only it's bastard son"?..
That Caspet job is right up my alley
Joe Walsh is a God on the guitar! I miss Jon Batiste but having St. Vincent, James Taylor and of course Louis is been amazing!
This NFL clip is one of the funniest things i've seen, thanks xD
steve's got the best jews, i mean, writers.
I still miss quarentinewhile 😁
Had a friend who worked in a Disney office where she had to hear it's a small world from the ride next door all the time she worked. Workman's comp won't cover that.
The Life in the Fastlane riff was such a treat!!
Holy crap ! that second riff took me back to the quick stop and see baby Jay and Silent bob !!
"Small World" is the ride you go on to take a break from the endless standing in line in the hot sun for the E-ticket rides. So, they got an extra hour of down time! Although, I will admit that the usual 15 minutes of that song is a reasonable price to pay for a no-ticket break, but an extra hour? The employees could have shut the sound off, but maybe they'd have to shut off the lights, too?
I've been saying that for years, as a veteran of the original Anaheim Disneyland. "Small World" is a chance for exhausted adults to sit in a boat in a cool dark room for 15 minutes while the kids are entertained. Also, it's fun to watch the big outdoor clock chime the quarter hours.
@@gardnerhill9073 Loved the clock. ❤ My Disneyland years were 1970 to 1985 more or less. So many exhausted people trying to have fun! 😃😏😬🙄 So were you a veteran employee, or patron? I'm a veteran employee of Six Flags Magic Mountain in Virginia. Just the one summer in high school, but that was enough.
@@gardnerhill9073 We moved to So Cal when I was 10, so I always had a level autonomy. As I recall, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride and Alice in Wonderland also made for a good break, but my favorite was Inner Space.
Awesome Steve...love set
😂 what is the document that goes by in the background, as he’s announcing each segment? All I saw was, “It’s like, no glove, no love. No poke, no joke” 🤣
Best cutaway ever…Joe Walsh. The licks are copious.
I've loved all the guest musicians but this week has me wanting Joe to be permanent 😫
Professional nappers with exceptional sleeping ability?? Looks like I’ve just found my calling in life!
Love this show. Facts with humor. Cable media hosts are not as honest as you.
No bashing It's a Small World. Something's are off limits! 😂🤣😂
‘Just a rifffff…’
Got a Joe Walsh sound byte, complete with F- - - - face.
For Domino’s to come to Italy is a balllsyy move
Who else remembers when Stewie Griffin was kidnapped at Disney Land and was forced to sing, It's a Small World?
I do
Pepperidge Farm remembers
I think I have the season with the episode where that happened
I'm addicted to pigger nussy 🤠
@@redneckshaman3099 you’ve never had consensual sex with someone you didn’t pay for first.
Love Joe Walsh! This was wonderful! I always love Meanwhile!!!
I was just looking for this at 3 in the am lol
Good to see a hear Joe Walsh
The Confessor is one of my favorite songs if all time
Hearing that Joe Walsh song get cut off. Dang. I hope they managed to get that into the commercial break series.
I just wanted to inform the colbert team. Today was the first time I heard about the show in MY LOCAL GERMAN RADIO.
Great job🤘🏻
Dear Casper, find Marines. They can fall asleep standing. Ooh-rah!
Those Dominos jokes were so well executed lol
Stephen: "Domino's is shutting down in Italy. Oh no."
Audience member: "Whoo~"
"We were somewhere around the 30 yard line, 1st quarter, when the drugs began to take hold"
LOL I got stuck on It’s a Small World with my grandpa in the 80s :) To this day, I love animatronics 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe Walsh, the James Gang. Oh yes!