Prominent Republicans Speak Up About Vaccines As Delta Infections Soar

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
  • America's latest surge of covid-19 infections is so concerning that even vaccine holdouts like Republican Congressman Steve Scalise are getting their jabs. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 Před 2 lety +371

    I respect Pelosi's insistence on not letting the people who very publicaly and very obviously did the crime sabotage the investigation.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/video.html

    • @JT26blue
      @JT26blue Před 2 lety +15

      Agreed. Its kind of like letting the accused sit on the jury!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +5

      It would be like letting OJ be part of the jury.

    • @JohnHoffman65
      @JohnHoffman65 Před 2 lety

      Yes!💯!!!

    • @pamelafeeney8086
      @pamelafeeney8086 Před 2 lety

      Thank you for a rational comment.

  • @jembozaba4864
    @jembozaba4864 Před 2 lety +833

    I can only wish that the vaccine was as widely available here in Australia as it is in America

    • @dappppppppt
      @dappppppppt Před 2 lety +16

      It is here across the ditch in Aotearoa, I would have thought oz would have enough?

    • @jennymacallan9071
      @jennymacallan9071 Před 2 lety +264

      I can only wish that common sense was as widely available here in America as it is in Australia.

    • @Mikathedog100
      @Mikathedog100 Před 2 lety +90

      I'm glad that covid isn't as widely available here as it is in America!

    • @RaptorGoesRAWR
      @RaptorGoesRAWR Před 2 lety +71

      @@dappppppppt If you guys are in the sharing mood, can we have Ardern as well? I think our Prime Minister might be defective.

    • @anti-classist
      @anti-classist Před 2 lety +17

      Thank capitalism for that... Money to be made.

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh Před 2 lety +72

    "Conspiracy auctioneer" - brilliant.

  • @KatieGray1
    @KatieGray1 Před 2 lety +132

    "Conspiracy auctioneer." I don't know who's been writing on this show lately but I don't ever want it to change it is literally the best it has been.

  • @robertgotschall1246
    @robertgotschall1246 Před 2 lety +78

    And I (completely vaccinated) went to the store today wearing a mask because I can't trust tourists coming here to Vegas to have basic common sense.

    • @egrace3738
      @egrace3738 Před 2 lety +6

      Same...

    • @nadiavoun7137
      @nadiavoun7137 Před 2 lety +4

      Same here in Denver.

    • @BrainwashedBot
      @BrainwashedBot Před 2 lety

      Imagine hindering your ability to breathe...over a virus so deadly you have to take a test to know if you have it.

    • @LasseGreiner
      @LasseGreiner Před 2 lety +1

      @@BrainwashedBot Is that irony? Losing the ability to breathe is actually what happens in severe CoViD cases. That is what kills people.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 Před 2 lety +2

      I’m in Reno. We don’t have the mandate (yet), but I don’t leave the house without a mask. 40% vaccination rate, 80% unmasked gaggers and coughers in the places I frequent.

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco Před 2 lety +436

    Liz Chaney's got more balls than Kevin McCarthy and his five off-brand bleached whites. Kudos!

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 Před 2 lety +8

      To be fair at that point even if they wanted to offer some diversity for their commitee picks, I don't think they have much, if any, to choose from.

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 Před 2 lety +6

      Sorry Liz Chaney is the only republican with balls.

    • @ERen-tj6jg
      @ERen-tj6jg Před 2 lety +7

      She may not have a dick chanyey...
      But she definitely had balls..I can't stand her or her politics but give credit where credit is due.
      America truly first.

    • @blacklupus
      @blacklupus Před 2 lety +9

      If you have to root for any Cheney in the US Congress, you know your country is in deep sh*t. You guys over there are truly f*cked.

    • @jailstuff6757
      @jailstuff6757 Před 2 lety +1

      Liz is not a republican lol

  • @goodmorninggilw2836
    @goodmorninggilw2836 Před 2 lety +30

    The cop with the hand thing😂 bboy oh boy it doesn’t get any better than that. That shit was just gold

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 Před 2 lety

      How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?

  • @paulkeith5000
    @paulkeith5000 Před 2 lety +110

    "Unless the jury includes people who were members of the crime ring we will not participate!" - Kevin McCarthy

  • @ihcterra4625
    @ihcterra4625 Před 2 lety +660

    Jim Jordan should be the first suspect investigated.

  • @bryanw374
    @bryanw374 Před 2 lety +461

    McConnell: "Oh no, my voters are dying. Better start telling the truth for a change."

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 Před 2 lety +21

      Naw, it’s cos the stock market’s tanking

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember Před 2 lety +26

      GQP doesn't care whether people live or die. But if the economy begins to suffer, particularly in red states, they start to sound the alarm.

    • @rossvaneldik3562
      @rossvaneldik3562 Před 2 lety +1

      @@12thDecember Hmm...let's see, Sherlock. A poor economy makes for a poor country. Poverty leads to sickness, starvation, and death. Caring about the economy IS caring about people's lives. Anyway...
      There is only good and evil, right and wrong. Get out of your Republican/Democrat paradigm.

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember Před 2 lety +21

      @@rossvaneldik3562 Caring only about big business is not the same thing as caring about everyday citizens, trumper.

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember Před 2 lety +23

      @@rossvaneldik3562 Poorest states in the U.S.:
      Mississippi
      West Virginia
      New Mexico
      Louisiana
      Alabama
      Kentucky
      South Carolina
      Arkansas
      North Carolina
      Oklahoma
      Every single one of them is a red state, the outlier being New Mexico. Clearly their representatives and Senators are not looking out for their best interests.
      Also, nine out of the ten least vaccinated states voted for trump in 2020, with the exception being Georgia, which narrowly went to President Joe Biden. Responsible leadership is sorely lacking in those states.

  • @Mugdorna
    @Mugdorna Před 2 lety +63

    I love the female Ben Shapiro doing the “talk really fast to try to appear incisive” technique.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Před 2 lety +8

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees through this dumb tactic. Ben's like a first year college student trying to sound smart. Same for these money and attention whores in Congress.

    • @juancana457
      @juancana457 Před 2 lety +2

      Why can't we shut off their mike, and say, "OK, now provide FACTS to prove, or admit you DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna Před 2 lety

      @@juancana457 in fairness these events do allow any residents to make a statement

    • @juancana457
      @juancana457 Před 2 lety

      @@Mugdorna To respond, means that rational consideration was employed, 'before' speaking, not simply ranting as a result of a feeling. The later is merely a reaction, not worth much with regard to long-term thinking.

  • @vincesmith9507
    @vincesmith9507 Před 2 lety +9

    We all love Stephen because he is super talented AND has the greatest writers on tv.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 Před 2 lety +41

    That cop was trying to put out the flames from that overheating Karen. She was revved up beyond specifications.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Před 2 lety +4

      I expected him to put on his flashers and pull her over.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +5

      I legit thought she was going to explode!

    • @LL-gf2hs
      @LL-gf2hs Před 2 lety +2

      I expected steam coming out of her ears at least.

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html .

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory Před 2 lety +350

    “We will run our own investigation” “And we concluded we did nothing wrong.”

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 Před 2 lety +12

      It's not unprecedented. Hermann Goring made that argument from his cell in Nuremberg. Of course in the end his only recourse was to shoot himself before the real tribunal ordered him hanged. Let McCarthy take his football and go home and try and pretend they're all innocent. The guilty will be found and locked up no matter what his impotent whiney melty snowflake ass says or does.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug Před 2 lety +10

      Oh yeah, the police do the same thing too.

    • @twix7745
      @twix7745 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣

    • @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
      @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz Před 2 lety +12

      “My fellow crooks and I will serve as judge and jury for our criminal investigation, as well.”

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle Před 2 lety +13

      Just like cops investigating police brutality.

  • @redhex__1738
    @redhex__1738 Před 2 lety +11

    This is one of the best monologues I've seen in a bit.

  • @elchefreedom5063
    @elchefreedom5063 Před 2 lety +14

    Best part of this show, nightly, the names intro follow up… I’m dying over here! Mitch, baby food stuffed condom? It looked just like one, too 🤣🤣🤣 🤙🏽

  • @ZYX261
    @ZYX261 Před 2 lety +141

    "She's not [Gym] Jordan in the showers at Ohio State"....I laughed out loud!
    From a current resident of the land of poisonous nuts (Buckeyes) whose "Block O" is just a big zero...because they keep reelecting a wrestling coach who allegedly allowed a sexual predator to prey on young men. Disgusting slimeball...

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 Před 2 lety +18

      I just made the same comment. I'm pretty sure that was the most EPIC burn ever!!! Jim Jordan makes me ashamed to be a Buckeye AND an Ohioan 🤮🤮
      Thank God I don't live in his district anymore!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/video.html

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Před 2 lety +7

      Hey Linda, 100% agreed! I BELIEVE the athletes. Simeball is an appropriate adjective for ol gym. v

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jessicak2811 , *gym!

  • @BoringTroublemaker
    @BoringTroublemaker Před 2 lety +794

    “That f*cking guy, Jim Jordan” I feel like we’ve all said that at LEAST once in the last two years.

    • @karimaogden3875
      @karimaogden3875 Před 2 lety +34

      "GYM" Jordan.

    • @mysterymayhem7020
      @mysterymayhem7020 Před 2 lety +19

      I say that at least once every hour of so.

    • @ChrisAlbertH47
      @ChrisAlbertH47 Před 2 lety +38

      Those athletes that were molested under his watch certainly did.

    • @zazzyz4558
      @zazzyz4558 Před 2 lety +3

      Not me. I feel like Jim J is a hero.
      Oh, and no, masks actually don’t work, if you check actual science, as opposed to the usual leftist propaganda.

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease Před 2 lety +54

      @@zazzyz4558 Unclear on the meaning of big words like “science”? You, too can join the official Trump Flying Monkey Brigade. And who in their right mind would adore a pedophile enabler?

  • @imranhossain7627
    @imranhossain7627 Před 2 lety +12

    "Good old fashioned conspiracy auctioneer" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mushroommcfarmer1766
    @mushroommcfarmer1766 Před 2 lety +185

    "Dangerous pathogen know as the republican party..."
    😂🤣😅 It's funny, but horrible and true.

  • @gnarlow996
    @gnarlow996 Před 2 lety +312

    Wyoming resident here. I never thought I’d like Liz so damn much.

    • @solomongrundy6584
      @solomongrundy6584 Před 2 lety +23

      Don't you dare vote for her. She voted with Tump 96% of the time.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 Před 2 lety +1

      Same here.

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz Před 2 lety +11

      She's better than the worst.

    • @stephanies2239
      @stephanies2239 Před 2 lety +1

      @@northernpunx1978 don't they provide that friendly fire when going out with shooting buddies?

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Před 2 lety +7

      On one hand, I think of that line from ‘The Merchant of Venice’;
      “And so shines a good deed in a weary world.”
      On the other hand, I think of that line from the first ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie;
      “One good deed is not enough to redeem a man for a lifetime of wickedness.”

  • @shawnnewell4541
    @shawnnewell4541 Před 2 lety +140

    It's like suddenly they realized they're killing off their base!

    • @iscovidoveryet7828
      @iscovidoveryet7828 Před 2 lety +16

      Suddenly? I've been accusing them of negligent homicide since trumps' pandemic plague began. "Gone by Easter", "Democrat Hoax" Huh.!

    • @reflectivemuse1223
      @reflectivemuse1223 Před 2 lety +4

      Yup & themselves and their own families and their friends and the friendly person who was a good assistant ...

    • @twix7745
      @twix7745 Před 2 lety +1

      Yup...isn’t it delicious

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html .

    • @lindajones4849
      @lindajones4849 Před 2 lety +2

      In addition , some networks might have finally realized that they could be held criminally liable for passing on disinformation regarding COVID.

  • @bonnierobinson8684
    @bonnierobinson8684 Před 2 lety +24

    Damn Liz, God bless you for telling the truth!

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar Před 2 lety +68

    McCarthy: If you're not gonna accept these two, we're not taking part!
    Pelosi: Bye Felicia.

    • @ladydeerheart1
      @ladydeerheart1 Před 2 lety +4

      McCarthy: If you're not gonna accept these two, we're not taking part!
      Pelosi: Well, Bye.

    • @JR-playlists
      @JR-playlists Před 2 lety +2

      Whats up with Ohio anyway? Ritter did you do this?

  • @imdatbitch83
    @imdatbitch83 Před 2 lety +389

    Liz smacking Jim's hand and dropping the F_bomb several times brings me so much joy!

  • @CheersNE
    @CheersNE Před 2 lety +512

    I don't agree with Liz Cheney on much of anything but I respect her standing up to the crooked Republicans. Go Liz!!!

  • @electric8668
    @electric8668 Před 2 lety +17

    Why is law enforcement having such a hard time wrestling with whether or not to charge Gym Jordan for his collegiate exploits?

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 Před 2 lety +3

      White, male, wealthy Republican combined with racism, sexims and classism.

    • @electric8668
      @electric8668 Před 2 lety +3

      @@creativedesignation7880 It was rhetorical and you are right.

  • @paulhellewell8762
    @paulhellewell8762 Před 2 lety +34

    Best I've seen in a while. Laughed and smiled through out. Liz Cheney kicks ass of the aholes around her.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Před 2 lety +1240

    Delta Airlines: "Wow, we really got a raw deal with this Delta variant."
    Corona Beer: 🙄

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease Před 2 lety +19

      👍😂

    • @hrhtreeoflife4815
      @hrhtreeoflife4815 Před 2 lety +26

      Me: so I can have a Corona (beer) on DELTA (airlines).
      Cool 😎...so chill.

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton Před 2 lety +27

      As bad as the AIDS diet pills company.

    • @paulklp8262
      @paulklp8262 Před 2 lety +15

      Can't wait for the Southwest and American variants.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +13

      I'll take Delta Airlines over United any day. Fly the friendly skies my ass.

  • @MsBlackdeath13
    @MsBlackdeath13 Před 2 lety +666

    “Unless pelosi changes her mind, we will not participate.”
    That’s such a Karen response.

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 Před 2 lety +82

      Let's get real. They never intended to participate, only obstruct and delay.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius Před 2 lety +43

      It's also a toddler response. "If you don't include these guys then I DON'T WANNA PLAY!!!!!!"

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 2 lety +32

      Kevin doesn’t need to demand to see the manager, he sees him regularly at Mar-a-Lago.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Před 2 lety +45

      KC Exactly. Jordan was put on the list because McCarthy knew he would be rejected. Now the GOP can complain, yet again, over something that they set up.

    • @michelemiller3798
      @michelemiller3798 Před 2 lety +15

      Same combo of arrogance & ignorance! The entitled ones...

  • @bmos02
    @bmos02 Před 2 lety +5

    "It is not at all unclear"
    Great job Mitch, I'm sure your base will understand that one.

  • @gregvondare
    @gregvondare Před 2 lety +72

    The last time I saw Jim Jordan, he was dragging a slice of pizza down the steps of a New York Subway stop.

    • @gms888
      @gms888 Před 2 lety +4

      Way too cute to be Jim and that rat had way higher ethics.

    • @jimodonnelly7762
      @jimodonnelly7762 Před 2 lety +3

      Mad applause for subway rat shout-out!

  • @jocosus3
    @jocosus3 Před 2 lety +28

    7:19 "It's an ad for inferior bleach because those are a bunch of dull whites" - Stephen Colbert
    LMAOROTF

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 Před 2 lety +366

    I just woke up to the best private message ever--my online buddy who I've been trying to convince to get the shot for weeks has FINALLY decided to do it!!!!!

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Před 2 lety +19

      Wonderful news, a good deed saves lives

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah!!!

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 Před 2 lety +15

      Congratulations. Hopefully your friend does a service by convincing others to get vaccinated

    • @laurakuhn8743
      @laurakuhn8743 Před 2 lety +7

      That's fantastic!!! Please start a Tic TOC challenge!!! Nominate/Call out two people!!!

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html
      .

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 Před 2 lety +55

    My stars, the impossible has happened; I cheered for a Cheney.

    • @shadow92992
      @shadow92992 Před 2 lety +2

      LOL! Me too, for the first time ever.

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster Před 2 lety +3

      Since I didn't hear anything about it in this show, I must have heard it on the news. But someone said about her running for president. And I could think "Sorry, but she's a woman, and I believe, according to the republicans, one of the qualifications for being president is that you can't be a woman.

  • @janedmunds4218
    @janedmunds4218 Před 2 lety +8

    “...lifetime supply of life and time!” 🤣 I love you guys ❤️

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain Před 2 lety +134

    "It is not at all unclear..."
    Mitch, everything is unclear with you. Why did you use a double-negative? To give yourself some wriggle room?

  • @frankiejean6517
    @frankiejean6517 Před 2 lety +198

    You have to admire the Republicans. They change as the wind blows. They are good at that. Blowing.

    • @eloytoston5249
      @eloytoston5249 Před 2 lety +7

      Hagahahahaha this is going to be a Classic in the comments

    • @MariaFerguson
      @MariaFerguson Před 2 lety +3

      That is true and so FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes. Specifically Donald Trump.

    • @qua9
      @qua9 Před 2 lety +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @dawnoceanside7300
      @dawnoceanside7300 Před 2 lety

      When they're pissed, they take to the streets. As embarrassing as the teapotty was, at least they got OFF their arses!!!!
      Dem constituents? NFW!!!! Too comfy🙄

  • @patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558

    Damn dude you were on fire 🔥, helps tremendously when you have so much material to work with, a small something to thank the Republicans for 🤣

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 Před 2 lety

      With all the trouble they've caused? With due respect to Mr. C, I'd be really grateful if he had a little less material.

  • @gregvondare
    @gregvondare Před 2 lety +91

    "Pepperoni and Fascism" -- sounds like a bestseller action/adventure cookbook.

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 Před 2 lety +1

      "Pepperoni Fascists" sound like a band name to me. Nirvana years type. l like blues/rock so idk the updated version of what a grunge band is called now. Maybe a garage band name, do musicians still do that? ☮

    • @Ahtraihue
      @Ahtraihue Před 2 lety +1

      I'd might read that, depending on what the synopsis says on back.

    • @XXX3155
      @XXX3155 Před 2 lety +2

      Starring Samuel L Jackson
      Just before someone takes this the wrong way, it's an old joke about how he used to be in everything

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 Před 2 lety

      @@XXX3155 lsn't it exhausting having to quantify every little thing you utter/type? lt used to be a lot easier to have a conversation w/o having to either explain a Samuel L.Jackson reference or that you weren't TRYING to exclude anyone or a group, it's a big world to have to acknowledge. The spoken language has gotten more cumbersome each passing year. I'm ready to give up! ☮

    • @bkdmode
      @bkdmode Před 2 lety

      "Pepperoni and Fascism" - wasn't that the main course at last month's buffet @ CPAC?

  • @kathyboschen6719
    @kathyboschen6719 Před 2 lety +806

    “And just a complete tool.”
    “I demand pepperoni and fascism”
    So much truth 😂

    • @M0oranshi
      @M0oranshi Před 2 lety +28

      I love it when the writers are blunt like that, long overdue

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Před 2 lety +17

      @@M0oranshi - OMG! I was just thinking... FINALLY someone said it out loud! I loved the trucker connotation too. When a loaded 18 wheeler is behind you on a hill... you do NOT apply the breaks.

    • @jonasp6043
      @jonasp6043 Před 2 lety +11

      But tools are supposed to be useful?

    • @Eranderil
      @Eranderil Před 2 lety +11

      @@jonasp6043 I hate to admit how much this cracked me up. You pose a fair point- why DO we refer to the scuzziest and most useless of humanity as probably the only thing that sets us ahead of animals? Maybe we should start using the phrase "welcome mat" instead.

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil Před 2 lety +12

      @@Eranderil Tool as used here is a euphemism for dick. Plus, English has words that are their own antonym. Eg, sanction. It can mean _impose a penalty_ or _declare approval._

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny Před 2 lety +174

    "Nancy Pelosi cannot just look the other way ... she's not Jim Jorden in the showers of Ohio State." 🔥🔥🔥

    • @ashandwit
      @ashandwit Před 2 lety +8

      KILLER! I wondered if Colbert was gonna go there..... !

    • @janedmunds4218
      @janedmunds4218 Před 2 lety +3

      Time to google!

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html .

    • @dogo5255
      @dogo5255 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html ?

  • @quinnsinclair7028
    @quinnsinclair7028 Před 2 lety +6

    That woman talking that fast reminds me of people's first time running lines.

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 Před 2 lety

      She exhausted me from trying to grasp that much info - and weeding out the crazy - AND give what she had to say consideration. I don't think she had an opinion. She appeared glued to her phone while just listing a bunch of random topics of interest -in rapid-fire delivery- that she held. More like a litany of grievances rather than having something to add to the discussion. No thoughts, just performance? ☮

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster Před 2 lety

      Excuse me, but what was her name again? She was talking so fast I missed it.
      Also, if you change the speed of the video to 2.0, you don't hear any difference.

  • @horseplay53
    @horseplay53 Před 2 lety +9

    "Pepperoni and fascism' best line EVER - well there were lots of good lines but that was up there.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před 2 lety +512

    The GQP forming a committee?
    Imagine the Nazis forming their own Nuremberg trials...

    • @joanies6778
      @joanies6778 Před 2 lety +29

      Exactly! They will be wasting our tax dollars looking down rabbit holes for tourists and antifa to fry. What a waste of time, energy, and tax dollars!

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Před 2 lety +17

      I imagine it'll look similar to the McCarthyism trials.

    • @2l84t
      @2l84t Před 2 lety +17

      The gop committee....a life form with six or more heads and no brains.

    • @paulahik211
      @paulahik211 Před 2 lety +28

      Why should they run their own investigation? They're the ones that voted against an investigation in the first place. The Repug committee will be a farce and yet more lies, lies, lies.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Před 2 lety +24

      It’s practically the equivalent of Osama Bin Laden being asked to assist the 9/11 investigation

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 Před 2 lety +42

    That future cat lady reading fast from her prepared statement off her phone, wow, cocaine is a hell of a drug. And one can do stupid fast.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 Před 2 lety +5

      She supports Joey Gilbert, the right wing, kangaroo-boxing personal injury attorney, for governor. (This progressive Nevada cat lady renounces her.)

    • @Shyster099
      @Shyster099 Před 2 lety

      Actually she strikes me as one of those weirdos with ferrets

    • @guardrailbiter
      @guardrailbiter Před 2 lety

      Cocaine is too classy for her. Meth is more like it.

  • @healingasthmaacasestudy9851

    This monologue was savage!

  • @yoquierotac0bell
    @yoquierotac0bell Před 2 lety +62

    Is it just me, or is Kevin McCarthy starting to act and sound a lot more like Trump? It's very scary.

    • @kathyhudson6525
      @kathyhudson6525 Před 2 lety +1

      Good fun: Watching KM and RonnyD battle it out for the nomination!

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 Před 2 lety +1

      They're falling over themselves trying to fill the vacuum left by Orange Führer getting kicked out of both the White House and social media.

    • @jimodonnelly7762
      @jimodonnelly7762 Před 2 lety +1

      He's one of the ones running for Trump's v-p - along with Rand Paul (an eye surgeon who pretends he isn't a doctor), Texas Gov. Abbott, and (or course) Ted Cruz.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 2 lety +202

    Stephen on point today with the jokes, burns and that fast speaking.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/video.html

    • @fredbarney2119
      @fredbarney2119 Před 2 lety +3

      He drove a bus over Jordan! I luv u Stephen 👍

    • @todddouglass870
      @todddouglass870 Před 2 lety +3

      Agreed, he was on fire with a lot good shotgun zingers!

    • @carmenblackwell963
      @carmenblackwell963 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html .

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html ..

  • @buttercxpdraws8101
    @buttercxpdraws8101 Před 2 lety +172

    I probably disagree with most political views which Cheney would hold. But I genuinely respect her for speaking her truth when it seems to be so difficult for the rest of the GOP. At least she has a modicum of integrity.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +16

      She's what a Conservative is supposed to be.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před 2 lety +5

      This will be the *ONLY* time that I will say this - I F🤬cking *LOVE* Liz Cheney!

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 2 lety +5

      Don't turn your back on her. She's still a lying warmonger.

    • @tealtown4083
      @tealtown4083 Před 2 lety +4

      I disagree. She is just using common sense. Nothing hard about that except for Tr**pTards.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 Před 2 lety +2

      @@y_fam_goeglyd No one is perfect. Sadly, in politics, the best you can do is too often the least imperfect.

  • @ukporkpie7829
    @ukporkpie7829 Před 2 lety +1

    One of his best monologues for some time

  • @denisecrawford5289
    @denisecrawford5289 Před 2 lety +3

    You keep me sane Stephen Colbert 😂

  • @warlordsquerk5338
    @warlordsquerk5338 Před 2 lety +78

    You're on fire today Stephen, that was awesome!

  • @DresdenShuffle
    @DresdenShuffle Před 2 lety +566

    You know hell has frozen over when Turtle McConnell says something correct and right.

    • @paulklp8262
      @paulklp8262 Před 2 lety +33

      Their followers are so brainwashed, they won't listen even to them.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +20

      It might be the only thing he's said that I can agree with.

    • @mr.nobody9697
      @mr.nobody9697 Před 2 lety +25

      Hes saying it now because he isnt up for re election in 22`. If he was you can bet your sweet ass he`d be keeping his mouth shut and playing the "i dont have to answer, hippa!!!" card.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 Před 2 lety +8

      Really sad to see a man as upstanding as moscow try to save some of his base to save his nuts in the next election :( he must feel like total crap trying to help people stay alive OMG

    • @michaelmiddleton3311
      @michaelmiddleton3311 Před 2 lety +15

      This guys a hell of a strategist. And he has NEVER done what is RIGHT for the American people. I'd be suspect of his sudden moral integrity.
      Very suspect!!!

  • @garyoa1
    @garyoa1 Před 2 lety +14

    Interesting that they crucified Paterno for the same thing as Jordan.

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 Před 2 lety +1

    Your show simply gets better every night! I am so glad to hear you speaking for sanity!

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 2 lety +50

    10:29 _“We will run our own. 'Investigation'. Sort of like that Arizona. 'Audit'.”_

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette Před 2 lety +4

      I had that exact same thought. And what's going on with that. They took the ballots to some disclosed location and there has been no word of if the so called audit is on going or complete.

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html .

  • @chrishayes6288
    @chrishayes6288 Před 2 lety +147

    That double negative at the beginning of Mitch's plea is going to confuse a lot of people, probably by design.

    • @amyelizabeth529
      @amyelizabeth529 Před 2 lety +20

      He clearly didn't want be clear.
      GOP: eschew obfuscation
      Me: espouse elucidation, please!

    • @chrisperez1004
      @chrisperez1004 Před 2 lety +9

      That’s exactly right, totally meant as a back door escape, he can always claim he meant the opposite of what he said.

    • @BartMassee
      @BartMassee Před 2 lety +1

      the delta is out to get the Q

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 Před 2 lety +1

      @@amyelizabeth529 😂 👊🏼

    • @jstravelers4094
      @jstravelers4094 Před 2 lety +1

      @@chrisperez1004
      He thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
      He's not.

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr Před 2 lety +8

    At 10:33, because when the Nazis “investigated” the Reichstag Fire that went well…

  • @samueladams1711
    @samueladams1711 Před 2 lety +3

    "I wanted to always play it down," the president said in a March interview, the audio recording of which was made public in September. "I still like playing it down, because I don't want to create a panic."

  • @JenMistress
    @JenMistress Před 2 lety +24

    That one lady is talking so fast, I had to double check my speed on my CZcams. Thought I bumped up to 2X again. 😉😂🤣

    • @b1k2q34
      @b1k2q34 Před 2 lety

      Well, I didn't think I did it. Thought maybe the show did it.

  • @nadinadi8385
    @nadinadi8385 Před 2 lety +274

    “A Dangerous pathogen scientists are calling the Republican Party. “. 🤣😂

    • @soupsgord
      @soupsgord Před 2 lety +11

      I ruined it for myself! I read the comments before watching the show!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +22

      Republicans are a tumor on the body politic.

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux Před 2 lety +5

      👏👏👏👏

    • @aetch77
      @aetch77 Před 2 lety +1

      Sadly, the GoP is largely devoid of republicans. It mostly has RINOs.

    • @gentrykoda
      @gentrykoda Před 2 lety +5

      I refer to them as parasites.

  • @gkramer1292
    @gkramer1292 Před 2 lety +7

    Nothing like cracking open a nice, cool Colbert...

    • @thecreamman3527
      @thecreamman3527 Před 2 lety

      Yes specially if you like misinformation from a shill puppet

  • @toodlesoops7761
    @toodlesoops7761 Před 2 lety +3

    Perhaps the singularly most incredible Colbert Late Show EVER! thank you -

  • @cleanasdirt6832
    @cleanasdirt6832 Před 2 lety +213

    I wonder if she could talk that fast when she’s hooked up to a ventilator?

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux Před 2 lety +10

      She is in the Delta Age Group...😪

    • @williamraffen5941
      @williamraffen5941 Před 2 lety +13

      @E E
      Meth

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +9

      She's going to talk herself right into a grave.

    • @BrainwashedBot
      @BrainwashedBot Před 2 lety +2

      Not when the ventilators are purposely cranked up to blow out lungs causing death and boosted covid numbers.

    • @robertl4824
      @robertl4824 Před 2 lety +18

      @@BrainwashedBot living up to your user name?

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy Před 2 lety +412

    "Get away from me. You fucking did this!"
    God damn, queen.

    • @erikaswanson7072
      @erikaswanson7072 Před 2 lety +30

      I feel like that has been heard in every delivery room...

    • @jacklovejoy5290
      @jacklovejoy5290 Před 2 lety +27

      She's still Liz Cheney, she's definitely not a queen

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 Před 2 lety +24

      LADY BALLS!.... she slapped his hand away as she said it !

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 Před 2 lety +35

      @@jacklovejoy5290 If you can't see the difference between Liz Cheney and the Nazis who have infiltrated the GQP then you're as bad as the Nazis who think the Lincoln Project are a bunch of Communists. Pro tip: at least she believes in democracy and free elections.

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 Před 2 lety +50

      @@jacklovejoy5290 She's no friend of left-wingers, that's for sure. But with 90%+ of the Congressional GOP being out-and-out fascists or just feckless, we take what we can get. I don't agree with Liz Cheney's positions, but at least she can be reasoned with. Kinzinger of Illinois is another anti-Q conservative.

  • @Grateful4Today
    @Grateful4Today Před 2 lety +3

    That was awesome Stephen apart from being truthful and incredibly smart, no to mention your linguistic skills ! You just made my day, loved it Lol

  • @mjf8897
    @mjf8897 Před 2 lety +11

    I'm not sure if Jordan looked the other way.
    he might have stared longingly.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +145

    "I agree with Mitch McConnell."
    I fully expected a thunderclap, and the sound of a million evil spirits escaping Hell there.

  • @isaacsmom9772
    @isaacsmom9772 Před 2 lety +85

    I've been wondering for a long time- when is someone gonna tell trump what the "YMCA" guys really represent? I don't think it's what he thinks it is🤫

    • @VandelayIndustries61
      @VandelayIndustries61 Před 2 lety +10

      How would he know? America's biggest draft dodger was never "In the Navy."

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Před 2 lety +9

      And neither do a yuge(sic) portion of his fanbase, many of whom are racist and/or homophobic.

    • @ninetendopesaitama2107
      @ninetendopesaitama2107 Před 2 lety +3

      Tweetolini thinks they are young christian guys doing good ol american Jobs. 😂 😂 😂

    • @belikewater420
      @belikewater420 Před 2 lety +2

      Honestly, I've tried to laugh about that (among many things) since it happened, but unfortunately the ignorance is so strong, it's more concerning and sad than funny.

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 Před 2 lety

      he plays it all the time at those rallies, it cracks me up big time. 🤣☮

  • @r-platt
    @r-platt Před 2 lety +2

    "It's an ad for inferior bleach 'cause those are a bunch of dull whites."
    ROFL!
    Uh-oh... I laughed so hard I peed myself a little.

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 Před 2 lety

      Hello how are you doing today

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 Před 2 lety

      How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?

    • @r-platt
      @r-platt Před 2 lety +1

      @@richardkandle4289 I am well, thank you. And how are you?
      I have a good job with great coworkers and an amazing family full of support and love... it's not ideal but it's FAR better than most. For that reason I count myself extremely lucky.

    • @r-platt
      @r-platt Před 2 lety +1

      @@richardkandle4289 The weather is a bit humid but comfortable.
      The red and orange sunset was something special! It's being caused by fires in California.

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 Před 2 lety

      @@r-platt wow that’s nice to hear that you’re comfortable... I’m good and thanks for asking....do you mind me asking if you’re married ?

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess Před 2 lety +1

    That YMCA joke landed like a smooth sea plane. 🤣

  • @janetskelley2198
    @janetskelley2198 Před 2 lety +63

    Jim Jordan is and always has been a clown.

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 Před 2 lety +2

      The murdery kind.

    • @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
      @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz Před 2 lety +1

      That is putting down clowns, and I won’t have it! He is much worse. He is an enabler of criminals, including rapists and 45.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Před 2 lety +214

    Jacket Off Jordan is a material witness & needs to be interviewed UNDER OATH

    • @DaveGIS123
      @DaveGIS123 Před 2 lety +17

      Jack-it-off Jordan is a material witness & needs to be interviewed on a WATER BOARD.

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Před 2 lety +10

      @@DaveGIS123 - I don't agree. Anyone would say anything under those conditions. HOWEVER, it was clever and made me giggle.

    • @jordanrangel2027
      @jordanrangel2027 Před 2 lety +9

      He's just gonna lie. It's the republican norm.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +6

      He's just an all-around douche.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 Před 2 lety +1

      needs to be put in a room with a bunch of his students armed with baseball bats

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 2 lety +2

    HOLY SHIT. I thought that Liz Cheney quote was just another joke!!

  • @cristinalaird5824
    @cristinalaird5824 Před 2 lety +1

    this was your best monologue inquite a while Stephen. F... brilliant!

  • @bial12345
    @bial12345 Před 2 lety +112

    I would have let that psycho ranting Karen spew out her pre-prepared Twitter post and then at the end just say "Sorry I didn't catch any of that you were speaking too quickly. NEXT."

  • @geordiedynes2088
    @geordiedynes2088 Před 2 lety +6

    That quote from Liz Chaney got my thumbs up 👍

  • @zirokl
    @zirokl Před 2 lety +1

    Praying for wisdom for all of us. Sending metta...

  • @heathheath123
    @heathheath123 Před 2 lety +2

    Ok but I lost my shit at "those are a bunch of dull whites" lmaoooooo

  • @johnrogers8836
    @johnrogers8836 Před 2 lety +34

    “It is not at all unclear that a way to avoid....” good god... what a way to mush up of a statement!

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 Před 2 lety +1

      lt took me a minute to figure out what he was saying after that beginning! l thot l was well-versed in political mumbo-jumbo but I had to BELIEVE - not actually UNDERSTAND as l do with most people. He meant something positive because, in the end, he said to get the jab, but he did a terrible job of articulating it. l'm still unsure if, what he said, was proper American English. Any English teachers out there? HELP! ☮

    • @joedellinger9437
      @joedellinger9437 Před 2 lety +1

      That contorted phraseology was quite deliberate. He can now say he told people to get vaccinated, but his target audience will have heard whatever they wanted to hear. Very clever actually.

    • @chrisperez1004
      @chrisperez1004 Před 2 lety

      Diabolical tortoise

  • @DonShitzInPantz
    @DonShitzInPantz Před 2 lety +13

    Minority House: Just a complete TOOL! 🤣

  • @saileshkoemar1857
    @saileshkoemar1857 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for being so honest and funny Stephen, your truth is going to bring us humans closer.

  • @segifford1
    @segifford1 Před 2 lety +1

    Great opening, Stephen!

  • @user-nw2sj7rn1q
    @user-nw2sj7rn1q Před 2 lety +104

    Man, Stephen Colbert has been on fire this week. Love it.

  • @Nefilum
    @Nefilum Před 2 lety +28

    "It's a dry doom"
    He sneaked that one in at the end, had me cracking up.

  • @shanesawyer5103
    @shanesawyer5103 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg that crazy lady was talking REALLY fast! 😆

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh Před 2 lety +2

    "Full warning, Mark's in the lifestyle" 🤣👏

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 Před 2 lety

      Colbert was on fire! What a monologue!☮ l don't even know what "in the lifestyle" means but the gist was enough. l think it means alternative sexual tastes that include multiple partners at the same time... but l don't need the details. ☮

  • @fckthepolice8916
    @fckthepolice8916 Před 2 lety +193

    Gymnasium "JoePa Jr" Jordan should be in prison not Congress.

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Před 2 lety +83

    They told “Speedi-Jenni” she had 2 minutes and she had brought 10 minutes of ‘killer’ material.
    Or so she thought.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/video.html

    • @todddouglass870
      @todddouglass870 Před 2 lety +14

      Scary thing is she probably thinks that she is smart and everything she says is the truth. Very scary indeed.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 Před 2 lety +1

      She mentioned Joey Gilbert, the right wingnut, kangaroo-boxing personal injury attorney who’s running against our Democratic governor next year-like Saul Goodman, but shorter.

    • @carmenblackwell963
      @carmenblackwell963 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html .

    • @todddouglass870
      @todddouglass870 Před 2 lety

      @@carmenblackwell963 What does Riverside Cooking have to do with this discussion? I fail to see any connection...

  • @arliewilliams6596
    @arliewilliams6596 Před 2 lety

    Honor to the writers on your show ! And the delivery is great !

  • @jdepaul87
    @jdepaul87 Před 2 lety

    Referring to Mitch as a condom filled with baby food may be the greatest joke I've heard from this show.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor Před 2 lety +56

    "ventriloquist dummy who wishes to become a real dummy" damn Stephen you and your writers are on fire since you got back to live shows :-D

    • @ClaytonBigsby01
      @ClaytonBigsby01 Před 2 lety

      I missed that ? Was he talking about Biden ? Lul . This show is shit and not funny at all. He’s a political hack . If he was a comedian he would have been masking fun of that town hall where Biden made a complete fool of himself

    • @kaal2820
      @kaal2820 Před 2 lety

      LAWSUIT against CDC for cover up of 45000 jab deaths leohohmann.com your welcome! this guy is too concerned about pushing vaccines it is creepy beyond

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Před 2 lety +4

      @@kaal2820 keep wasting your time and money. At least while you're doing this you're not invading government buildings.

    • @conniefrank6895
      @conniefrank6895 Před 2 lety

      @@ClaytonBigsby01 such a shame that you're being forced to watch this political hack shit show. My heart bleeds for you, really it does. Have a nice day

  • @abb0tt
    @abb0tt Před 2 lety +86

    McCarthy: “we are going to investigate ourselves.”

    • @karmz1986
      @karmz1986 Před 2 lety +3

      😂

    • @alcozar5905
      @alcozar5905 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alfa1134
      @alfa1134 Před 2 lety +1

      So, that's enough to for everyone to automatically accept that the "investigation" is nothing but a bunch of lies and conspiracy theories?

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html .

    • @dogo5255
      @dogo5255 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/video.html ?

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 Před 2 lety

    Thanks Stephen Colbert Et Al.🙂

  • @stecky87
    @stecky87 Před 2 lety +2

    We've DONE the encouraging part already. They didn't listen We tried the carrot, now we go to the stick

  • @rastaN1PPL3S
    @rastaN1PPL3S Před 2 lety +178

    I find it hilarious that before, McCarthy and the GOP said that the commission would be superfluous, and that it would distract from all other committee assignments. Now, all of a sudden, they have the time to do their own “investigation.” These people are about as consistent and palatable as pigeon shit.

    • @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
      @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz Před 2 lety +4

      Unfortunately I know what that tastes like….

    • @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
      @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz Před 2 lety +2

      Just never look up when you walk under rafters covered with pigeons.

    • @buckeyeginny
      @buckeyeginny Před 2 lety +2

      #trumpsucks

    • @jimodonnelly7762
      @jimodonnelly7762 Před 2 lety

      I was eating a slice of pizza when I read your pigeon shit comment. FYI: you cannot snort cheese from your nose. You can come close,, but it won't happen.
      .

    • @patdohrety2940
      @patdohrety2940 Před 2 lety +5

      @Tyg Rahof The only way we remove republicans is by getting as many people to vote as possible. If we can all get five people registered to vote, we can knock out the republicans. Don't even bother waiting for republican voters to be outraged because it's never going to happen. Republicans and trump cultists will never find the bottom of morality, they'll just keep sinking lower and lower. VOTE!!!

  • @summersnow9721
    @summersnow9721 Před 2 lety +140

    Ah, yes "Gym" Jordan . . . Needs investigation.

  • @rankat1841
    @rankat1841 Před 2 lety +1

    Hilarious!! I see another round of Peabody's Awards coming!

  • @lpcamargo
    @lpcamargo Před 2 lety +1

    "I agree with Mitch McConnell"
    My computer froze