Trump’s Heaping Helping of Trans-Paranoia, Supermodel Santos & MyPillow Mike STILL in Claw Machine
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- čas přidán 31. 01. 2023
- President Biden made an official proclamation declaring it Black History Month, no one is more astonished that it is February than our nation’s newscasters, after 21 seasons Dr. Phil has decided to hang up his mustache, Tom Brady announced that he has decided to retire again, George Santos has been having another doozy of a week, his longtime campaign treasurer has resigned, ABC News interviewed one of his exes that said Santos bragged about dating supermodels and claimed those models begged him to become a supermodel, Donald Trump is trying to rev up the MAGA outrage machine with a heaping helping of trans-paranoia, the FBI searched the vacation home of Joe Biden for remaining classified documents, a genetic engineering company raised $150 million to “de-extinct” the Dodo bird, and Mike Lindell (James Adomian) is still stuck in the claw machine from his appearance last night.
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The funniest part of this monologue is Donald Trump pretending he could pass a bill.
I don't think tRump could pass a convincing fart!🤣
@@sheilawilliamson6327 he talks out of his arse anyway.
@@sheilawilliamson6327 Lindsey does it on his behalf.
@@ukm37 bills from his wallet no doubt.
The only thing that trump can pass is gas 🐖💨
They can't believe it's February? Leap years will make their heads explode.
For the past few decades they've made mine explode. Leap years are the year we have presidential elections.
The Mike Lindell impersonator is SO GOOD!! I cant tell the difference sometimes
"Time flies when you're slowly suffocating" is definitely a t-shirt I want.
Wow, who knew February first follows the last day of January!? 🧐
Can you believe it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No duh, Democretin
R u drunk karen..can I help you
I can't believe it's not butter.
Sinclair media anchors didn’t know. 🤦🏼
Really impressed by Santos. Can't imagine how he handles being a congressman while also training to defend his Boston marathon win, writing his acceptance speech for the Nobel prize, hosting SNL and starring in the sequel Showgirls 2
You forgot running for King
As well as being People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Live"!!!!!!
He's also currently coding Half Life 3. Single-handedly.
Now he's a Kenyan too?
He came up with "Cash me outside. How bout dat?"
I give Mike props for coming and interviewing from the claw machine yesterday. Lol
Every time Trump says "Nobody ever heard of this" it really means "I have never heard of that".
very true.
It's true though, there was no such thing as 'transgender' untill very recently
@@om-qg7ju Google transgender history, the first link will be Wikipedia.
@@om-qg7ju That's 100% not true
@@om-qg7ju You truly embody the essence of Dunning Kruger.
This Mike Lindell is so good, I don’t even recognize the difference between him and the real one.
The same guy does a better Bernie Sanders impression than Bernie himself.
Will the real Mike Pillow Man please stand up?
i know right at first i thought it was the real Mike Lindell cause he's so good
The difference is the fake one isn't STILL trying to overthrow a fair election.
@@NightBazaar But he can't, he's still stuck in the claw machine!
The MyPillow Guy impressionist is brilliant.
Jimmy makes the best jokes about Trump.
Trump Best
That guy who plays Mike Lindell is hilarious.
He did a great Bernie too. His Bernie and Anthony Atamanuik’s Trump had hilarious debates
James Adomian
@@cleverusername9369 He's so good, and he has a ton of other characters, too. He's often on shows on the Earwolf alt-comedy podcast network.
That guy playing Lindell deserves an Oscar. Or a Razzie. At any rate, he’s funny as hell.😊
Stop skipping the Emmy's and Tony's lol
So unbelievable that that one month begins after another ends 🤣
Same thing happened last year I’ve been told🙈
@@senanshortt5521 the audacity
@@randomrangoon5476 can you believe it🙀
You just wait a few weeks...... Rgr
Mar A Lardo must be upset DeSantis was out-MAGAing him on the trans issue.
A crackhead in a claw machine is the best thing about 2023.
I’ve met more white crackheads then black ones. Happy black history month lol 😂
That's a great book title.
I'm impressed that Jimmy Kimmel managed to talk Mike Lindell into being on his show two nights in a row!
He didn’t talk him into it. He’s been begging to come on the show. So this was the only way he would let him on the show. He didn’t figure he would except that because most adults wouldn’t. He loves attention and he’s entertaining
I feel like he’s show up to the opening of an envelope…
When does he run his pillow empire ?
@@kellykerr5225 I think you missed something and took what I said at face value. Either that or the two Lindells really can't be told apart. 😉
@@kingjamos2422 In general, most people really don't pay attention.
How can you not miss Betty White? R.I.P.
She was a rare gem, a truly beautiful inside & out. That includes Doris Day. Same brilliant talent, a generous & compassionate hero for animals!
I have never thought kindly of Mike Lindell, but I appreciate a fellow who is prepared to be laughed at. Both Jimmy and Mike are bigger men for their quasi friendship. 👍🏻
Exactly. At the end of the day this is comedy nobody's exempt. If only these emotional right wingers in the comments would learn to laugh. That right wing media ruined everything for them. That's why fox news has such high ratings, that's all they watch!
Did you know that Mike the pillow guy only received 4 Votes for the Republican GOP?
Messy and destructive people can be really fun.
If you have ever known an active cocaine/crack addict, you will notice that they are either extremely charismatic and fun or that they are being awful to other people (taking their anger out on them, stealing from them, etc.).
Lindell may not be actively using anymore, but he has replaced his drug addiction with a conspiracy addiction.
He is fun and funny as he destroys himself and tries to destroy democracy.
Cheap pillow doesn't care where publicity comes from; long as he doesn't have to pay.
I agree!! That was a great bit!! Takes a tough guy to agree to put himself in a comedy bit that is that silly!!!
Mike Lindel sounds crazier than the fake Mike Lindel 😂
He's a good fake !! Could be his twin!
😅👍
Crack is a helluva drug...
His is crazier!
Don't you think Liddell would have at least one good friend who would stop him and say" Mike, enough"?
Mike Pillow in the Claw Machine is one of the funniest, entertaining and enjoyable things I’ve seen. It is now a classic!
You know SNL is gonna have to parody it 😂
Pillow's greatest hit.
Jimmy kinda withered in that bit tbh. I can understand the sheer disbelief at the absurdity of the thing, but he didn't really make any jokes worth a dang the whole time. Should be a sequel with a real size crane and better jokes imo. 🤷♂️
@@swaslaukinonome I think that because Jimmy isnt a bad guy, and honestly, while i dont believe people like Mr. Lindel should have anything to do with out political institutions in any way, the bit left a bad after taste. You know who else makes funny of those with mental health issues of one kind or another? Maga supporters. did that compairison upset anyone else? Cause as soon as I thought of it, it pissed me off. And when something makes me angry, i tend to ask myself why. And in the end, Im kinda sad jimmy didnt begin his show today with an apology to Mr. Lindel. because.... in the end, I dont believe this is comedy. That passed the line into bullying the kid who had learning disabilities in the name of "oh we are just having fun." In the end, Mike handled that entire situation with far more grace then most of us did laughing about it.
And to anyone who wants to say that Lindel cant have disabilities because he is a good business man, one of the richest men on the planet during the last several years has openly talked about growing up with Aspergers. I live with a guy with that, and it makes it impossible for him to understand social ques and jokes, And he can never tell when someone is joking or just being crule. And so when people are being cruel, he just keeps going. Thats exactly what i saw last night.
We have to act better then this. And I dont think Jimmy went into this thinking it would even happen. once it did, how could he say no even had he made the connection. I probably would have caved to the pressure from all around. Today though.... I could see it in his face. I think he is having second thoughts too.
sorry.... been on my mind. I dont wanna act like those who live for power and control, and who get a kick out of hurting people.
I hear you. Thank you for sharing your thoughts!
I want to see the reaction of the four people who voted for Mike Lindell after they watched him be interviewed in the inside of a claw machine
I was hoping someone would nominate him for speaker of the house. I think he would have had a pretty good chance. They should keep him in mind in case McCarthy doesn't work out.
Bad publicity is good publicity, or so they say.
It doesn’t matter they all have the same mentality
Sad part about a narcissist is they don’t mind being humiliated the more the marry!!!!!!!
🤣
The sad part of the humor is there is so much truth to how he is demonstrably imitating a lot of some of the Trump followers☹️
Jimmy should have a daily segment of Mike in the claw machine. 😂 👏🏼
It seems sad though, cuz he does seem mentally challenged…
*Richard Nixon: I'm Not a Crook*
*Donald J Trump: "I'm Taking 5th , Because I'm a Crook*
Why would Trump give anything to these Trump haters, don't you think he's just about had enough of this crap
@@danmcgriff1421 trump said himself your a crook if you claim the 5th. .
@@karltodd7313 well Biden said he wouldn't raise your taxes. Joe Biden said he didn't know anything about his family's business dealings
Do you want to go on the internet and talk about that? Or do you just say bad things about Trump just another one of those guys
@@karltodd7313 .. many recordings with many witnesses that trump said such things Pleading the Fifth make u look guilty..
@@danmcgriff1421 you want to talk taxes? Who paid more tax to China than US?
Kimmel is one of the only things that keeps me sane in today's world.
Truth
This is how I get all my news without getting depressed 😃
Says so the Chinese bot 🤦🏻
@@BarbaraMatteau Take your meds
In 1975 the TV show Medical Center starring Chad Everett had a two part storyline about gender reassignment surgery. The patient was played by the dad from the Brady Bunch. Saw this as a kid and considering the time period it was told better than you might think.
I was a kid in the '70s, and the idea of gender reassignment surgery was a popular topic among kids in my neighborhood. As I was told by other 8 year olds, some people feel like they were born in the wrong body, and they can go to Mexico to get it fixed. 50 years later, the medicine has presumably advanced, but the story still checks out.
I remember that show! I always liked the other show, "Emergency" even more.
The 1st large n*zi book burning was at the Berlin Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, which was researching gender and sexual identities, and performed some of the first GRS procedures. A trans woman was also murdered that night. We've always been here
@@jimuicker4731 no kids were talking about gender reassignment surgery in the 1970s
@@tvviewer4500 We called it a "sex change operation" back then.
Gotta give it up for Mike pillow. He’s more than a bit delusional but was a good sport, especially when his evil twin appeared. When Guiermo retires to his tequila farm Mike p is your new side kick
I have to say, I thought MyPillow should leave politics and become a comedian. I mean really I thought that.
@@lydias2012 Sadly he’s going to go down with the trump Titanic. Don’t know how someone smart enough to create a worldwide successful co could be so gullible. I think Jimmy likes him and would love to snap him out of this stupid funk he’s in
I thought the same thing. If he wasn't batshit crazy he would he a cool guy to be friends with. &as of the day before seeing that interview I wished he would just vanish.
@@mikewarker4445 jimmy is the only human that has cared for mike p And not tried to rip off his money. deep down mike perceives that.
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Jimmys the best, followed closely by Stephen C and Jimmy F
Well Hello Jimmy and writers! Keep voting blue America. 💙
💙🗽🇺🇲
George Santos is a national hero for being the first American to go to space.
George Santos is a hero of humanity for being the first human to step on Mars.
So inspirational.
Don't forget his trips to Venus and Saturn, at the same time!
The only thing more embarrassing than DT having been President, is …..well nothing.
Gotta open up your perspective to international politics, the world is much bigger. ;)
Your mom not choosing the other option?
*Biden Administration has entered the chat.*
The fact that he might do a second round. That's embarrassing af!
Obama was the worst biden has him beat go back to the world of make believe Mr Rodgers
M
The orange clown face is how BBQ face
George Santos as a super model. I spit out my coffee.
thanks Jimmy for covering Trump's trans phobic and inflammatory comments.
Honestly, the fact that Trump was once the President of the United States baffles me. He was, and still is, the laughing stock of the world!
I am not into President Trumps Personality, but the Administration as a whole making us energy independent and a net exporter? We would not be struggling as much nor would the world. I am an Independent, so, we need a new Administration that does the same and is sensitive to all peoples rights. My 2 cents.
May always be too🤣 Just think what someone will have to do, to be worst than tRump!!!😬
Meanwhile in the U.S. where "Trump is a laughing stock" we have a brain-dead president🤡🤣
And some folk want him back in the White House. They’re nuckin’ futs!
Trump Admin Sold Largest U.S. Oil Refinery to Saudi Arabia
In the news anchors’ defense, January felt like it had about 1001 days.
That doesn't make any sense
🤣🤣👻
January always feels like it will never end. March too.
Mike Lindell skit was comedy gold on a MadTV level.
I know that I'm supposed to be laughing at the My Shitty Pillow Guy in the claw machine (crane game), but I'm too busy geeking out over the girl to the left of him playing Golden Axe
I’m shocked the little girl has been playing that game next to lindel since yesterday!😂😂
she sucks at Golden Axe
Except that yesterday it was a completely different girl.....
And now she is a Qanon follower and 9/11 truther
If you look at the screen of the game she's playing, that's an actual game, Golden Axe.!
AND why are they NOT searching ALLLLLL of Trump's properties ?????????????
Too busy smoking crack with Hunter. Duh.
They just now got around to searching Biden's beach house my God if you had anything don't you think he got rid of it by now. Maybe that was the whole idea
Cause he ain't guilty of anything and Joke Bidumb is 🤣🤣🤦🏻 DEMOCRETIN TEARS ARE SUPER DELICIOUS 😋
The Mike Lindell impersonator is just brilliant 😂🤣
Boy after listening to that it's quite obvious that the great orange diaper boy has gone absolutely and totally psycho. By the way did you know that the Giant Donald diaper balloon is in a London Museum? What a wonderful Legacy Donald
Jimmy's Mike Lindell is better than the original 😂
At this point Don the Con has become a walking talking Onion article
Does anyone else know what that means? Or am I the only idiot
The Onion is a satire newspaper.."Black man
seen going from city to city
asking for change...
sometimes
blabering on some non sensible
things about health care"
Pre- Obama Onion headline
"A concept that was never heard of". Yeah they didn't know about Cheetos or could imagine electing a thing that looked, and acted, like a Cheeto turd.
Burger Kings and Dairy Queens 😂😂😂😂
Perhaps Phil will actually go and get Phd after this....🤣🤣🤣
I never watched his show but I now see why it was my late mother's favorite show. She was as nuts as those people he had on his show. Still loved her though.
Trump will just make one up in his mind for him and Oprah will have a 1 hour special to present it to him with special guest star George Santos singing his Tony Award winning song "Stupid in the fall, dumber in the spring!" from his smash Broadway hit "Murica, can you believe it!" Soon to be a major motion picture.
"February 1st -- can you believe it?" If only we had a paper document that hung on the wall, reminding us of what day it is and which dates are coming up!!!
😂😂
What's paper? Can I download that?
Neil Sadaka had a song about that.
@@kingjamos2422 🤣😂
🤣😂🤣😂
"Annie from Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal" - Hahahahahaha I haven't laughed this much in while!
I can't imagine February 1st coming again next year, that would be crazy 🤪
The weather reporters are mindless clones
Sinclair media
Can you believe it?
@@rcpilot179 that's over 250+M heads
@smoked halibut I agree.. that was a crazy video going around back in the day, watching 100 reporters saying the exact same words, coast to coast.
They don't do anything.
Can you believe I was Feb 1st?
Can you believe I do not care its February 1st
When?!
It is now 5:05 am in the morning here..does that mean it is now Feb.2nd?
As Miss Universe, surely becoming a model is a backward step for George.
Oh brother, I have huge concerns for ourRepublic. Thank you the Repubnuts and the Orange Dumpster. If they have their way we will soon be ruled by something resembling the Taliban.
That skit just gets better and better!
I’m a fan from florida I love the jokes about trump 🥹🥹
Well then you're watching the right show that's half of his act every night night after night after night
@@danmcgriff1421 when you have so much content to go after...why not?
I am shocked that Donald Trump still walks on this Earth.
He stopped us being obliterated by nukes, just as President Obama told him when he entered office? " My biggest concern is North Korea". At least he chilled that out. I am an Independent, but world affairs are far more complicated than a night time comedy show designed to entertain the dumbed down masses. Best. e
DJT will never go away till the day he dies.
@@mikekirk1513 Putin will tire of him and escort him out window of tall building.
IKR..I've heard sheet splatters.
He is the virus
The actor who does the pillow guy is hilarious man. 😂
Jimmy, awesome monologue.....Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Trump isn't coloring his frizzy old man hair gold anymore..he isn't spraying orange on his face anymore, it's now brown. He's definitely getting crazier.
Maybe with all the lawsuits Trump can't afford his favorite concealer 🎃desperation🤷
Mister stay Brown making fun of a multi-billionaire ex president of the United States look at you
Trump Best
@Can Mcgriff making fun of a failed reality TV personality and election loser. There, fixed it for ya.
Magazongas! 😂😂😂
You would think February 1st is the single most unbelievable day in history! 😹
FUN FACT 014: NY (R) George Santos told me while at a BBQ at Alexander Fleming's house he topped his hamburger with a unique combination of condiments and discovered penicillin.
I heard he furiously makes his own condiments which are now a best seller in Texas.
When he heard how bad the drought was in California he saw all the dried up vegetation and couldn't help but to shed a tear... that ended the drought
Heeey! No dissin’ on the dodo bird! They can’t help tasting good. We ate ‘em into extinction.
Jimmy, quit taking Fridays off!!
I just love these YTsegments, Jimmy! Thank you
Irony is.....he's saying all the right things just like last time...to rile up the evangelical base with their beliefs...and he knows they will fall for it.
Amazing Show Jimmy Kimmel. Congratulations on all of your success. I hope your show is on forever.
Are you eduardo lopez the sex offender from maryland we used to beat up ? Or are you telling me there are TWO eduardo lopez's out there
Jimmy should invite Kari Lake to be interviewed inside the claw machine!
Except she is humorless. At least Mike Lindell had a sense of humor about the whole thing. Kari would just whine like trump.
Oh yes, that would be interesting. Please ask Kari for an interview, please Mr Kimmel. Thanks
@@MsWarriordiva I’d love seeing one of those kids come up a give her the “Claw”! Lol
The machine would tilt, all by itself... Rgr
Nah. Drop her over in North Korea after telling her she's the new ambassador to South Korea. Hilarity ensues.
Can you believe that . . . I swear I thought it was January 32, but no, it is actually February 1st. I just can't believe it.
if the news casters can't believe what the date is then how can we believe anything they say!
George Santos won “Song of the Year” tonight at the Grammy Awards, beating out not only
I'd like to see this Mike Lindell impersonator in SNL!
Much love and respect for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and crew!! 🤗🩷🩷🩷
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 take your meds Democretin
The dodo birds are like the trump of birds ...ooo jimmy u funny 😂🤣🤣😆😆
jimmy when you go off on Uncle Donnie it brightens my day! Puts a smile on my face bro.
for the record, gender variance has been recorded throughout human history.
Better chop up little kids and feed them pills then, I guess. That's what you're advocating. That's what you condone. That's what you love.
Who cares that it's February first! The day we are dreading is February 14th; Damn It!; Some of us recently survived December 25th. But, today's economy has encouraged all local merchants to price gauge across this country and take advantage of the situation.
It's almost like the media is all told what to say by one particular group. So strange
He is so uneducated!! This has been going on in all of history
I talking about TRUMP - not Jimmy
Yes of course...Why do you think the French and British aristocraticy wore all of those wigs, powder, stockings, flowery clothing..why would they want to look like and out do women?
Wonder if Kaitlyns still onboard the MAGA train?😂
Of course
Lindell in a claw game is priceless.
it's still so weird to me that february 1st appears so suddenly once january is done.
Sumerian and Akkadian texts from 4,500 years ago document priests known as gala who may have been transgender. Likely depictions occur in art around the Mediterranean from 9,000 to 3,700 years ago. In Ancient Greece, Phrygia, and Rome, there were galli priests that some scholars believe to have been trans women.
And if that's not enough for Trump and his cult. Michael Dillon, transgender, born in 1915.
LGBTQ+ people have always existed in cultures around the world since the beginning of human history.
And yet Trump seriously expects us to believe that they are simply an invention of the Democrats.
Trump is clueless. Babies are absolutely born transgender. This occurs when the SRY chromosome attaches to the XX gene
You're right, I guess we should keep chopping up and medicating pre-teens. Thanks for your historical insight! More pills and surgeries ahoy! Woohoo!! Chop 'em up!!!!
@@user-zk1tb1yx2e wtf are you talking about. Kids can't have surgeries. Or be on hormones. You sound like a f'n moron 🤣. You must be part of Cult 45. They are our country's village idiots. You have to be over 18 and have a mental health care provider to recommend it after treatment. Republicans will seriously believe anything even though it's really easy to look laws up.
@@user-zk1tb1yx2e Neither of those things have been happening, in this context. What on earth do you consider a credible source of information?
The jokes jimmy made about G Santos need to be the jokes of the century and the stupidity of Donald trump is simply hilarious
I think Lindell should voice the swedish chef. Bork bork bork.....🤣
The Donald Trump of birds. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Geez with all these reporters asking if I can believe it, I don’t think I can believe it anymore💀
What I can't believe, is that not one single one of them know how to pronounce "February".
@@petercoo9177 💀💀 didn’t realize that quite the oof
The "catch me outside" girl got memed so hard. Bring that back please.
How bout dat
Dump is clueless when it comes to world history! 🤣
Mike Lindell impression is amazing!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😉 ❤️ 👍
❤❤❤👍👍👍👍
Lmao. I was driving today and pulled up behind a truck that's license plate read SANTO. I wonder if they're related to Santos. 🤣
I like how the little girl is just tapping the buttons on the Arcade machine while the game clearly shows the demo mode of Golden Axe.
She barely even touches the joystick! It's like she never played a game before! Props to classic Golden Axe, tho.
Can you believe it’s February 1st? The last time it happened was 12 months ago!
Yea that’s weird! It always seems to take a year?
It's a once in a year celebration
I thought it was July
:(
You know what Jimmy, it took me some moments to distinguish whether it was the nuty, cooky, hilarious Lindell, that we sometimes see on your show, or whether it was his spot on impersonator.
They literally had an episode of American Dad where the FBI had a cloning machine and had used it to resurrect a dodo.
Matt Damon
Wonder if Bruce Jenner is still a Trump supporter after those statements.
Of course