Jan. 6th Attack Followed A Campaign Of Subversion By GOP | A Song To Save Broadway

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  • The insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th came after a half dozen Republican lawmakers developed a blueprint to publicly hammer home the idea that the election was tainted, and plotted to disrupt the certification of Joe Biden's victory. Elsewhere, Stephen Colbert performed a special song to cheer up theatergoers who missed their Broadway shows last night due to Covid closures. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    Had Trump just accepted his loss like a man, January 6th would not have happened.. Trump can be such drama queen when things don't go his way...And they said women were too emotional to be president.. Trump's the biggest Karen!!!😁😂

    • @jonjensen2524
      @jonjensen2524 Před 2 lety +84

      He's a narcissist, he can't accept a loss or that anything he does is less than the world's best. It's a mental illness, and his family won't do an intervention to get him treated. And a political party undergirds him. Truly unbelievable.

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Před 2 lety +24

      Are you two insane? Who the hell describes a fascist coup attempt as, "he is just too emotional"?!

    • @debbiestinnett2987
      @debbiestinnett2987 Před 2 lety +13

      The biggest one yet.

    • @payten8103
      @payten8103 Před 2 lety

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    • @infonimfo
      @infonimfo Před 2 lety +15

      @Dittz33
      Couldn't have said it better myself!

  • @May-kc9cv
    @May-kc9cv Před 2 lety +81

    Stephen's love for Evie is SO SWEET

  • @raldrid
    @raldrid Před 2 lety +6

    Lock them up! What are we waiting for???

  • @scottrowe533
    @scottrowe533 Před 2 lety +238

    "Jim Jordan, Scott Perry, Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert, Mo Brooks, and Andy Biggs - also known as Steal Team Dicks!"
    Bravo, Late Show writers! You hit that one out of the park. 👏❤

    • @poohgettc
      @poohgettc Před 2 lety +19

      They should all be behind bars facing treason

    • @williep200707
      @williep200707 Před 2 lety +19

      Don’t forget spineless Cruz

    • @poohgettc
      @poohgettc Před 2 lety +15

      @@williep200707 Yes thank yo William How could I forget that trumpturd, and Ron de Santos, Rudy Giuliani, and fox news creeps,

    • @UTubekookdetector
      @UTubekookdetector Před 2 lety

      @@poohgettc Steph Colbert leaves a lot of items out. Was Hillary suggesting the 2016 election was stolen, a coup? Was Hillary joining a Jill Stein lawsuit in WI back in 2016 a coup attempt? John Lewis suggested more than once that Trump was "illegitimate" -- was he banned from social media? Was he guilty of a coup? Did you see ~100 people were arrested on Inauguration Day 2017? Some were throwing bricks & 6 cops were injured. Was that an Insurrection? How about a Bay Area freeway being blocked by mentally-ill protestors election night 2016? How about the 2016 election night violent in Portland & Minneapolis.
      The lesson is free Sal, I am glad to correct your misconceptions. PS see the 5th link in my channel banner, Steph Colbert is fake news.

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr Před 2 lety +4

      Whatabout whatabout whatabout whatabout whatabout whatabout.

  • @noaht3087
    @noaht3087 Před 2 lety +1500

    Time to get rid of all the people that were rooting for the riot, we have names, places, and times. Time to start rounding up the insurrectionists!! Gym Jordan is a good start!

    • @plaguender
      @plaguender Před 2 lety +13

      All right there francis

    • @InsomnoManiacal
      @InsomnoManiacal Před 2 lety +34

      I mean, it’s time, but I don’t think that necessarily means anything is gonna happen

    • @Shipley002
      @Shipley002 Před 2 lety +30

      i think going to the gym is a good start too

    • @joeymurdazalotmore6355
      @joeymurdazalotmore6355 Před 2 lety +42

      Agreed those who went in should be swiss cheesed n those organizing them. Guantanamo bay. That's it.

    • @danburnes722
      @danburnes722 Před 2 lety +30

      1/6 was an inside job by the Creep State

  • @Digitalhunny
    @Digitalhunny Před 2 lety +63

    _Why_ can't they be tossed out on their asses? If what they did _was_ treason, then fire them & put them in prison.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 2 lety +4

      The issue is that they people who are in charge of tossing people out, are the ones commiting treason. See the problem?

    • @FreedInPieces
      @FreedInPieces Před 2 lety +1

      Because they have to toss themselves out... We need a new system. The boomers have let this thing fall apart, and now it's the job of the rest of us to fix it. However, they need to pass the torch first, but they seem content on steering us towards the iceberg while calling us 'entitled' (severe projection.) They are also in denial that they have run the country into the ground, thus the doubling down.
      Time to wrest control of the country from them. Then things WILL get better. Younger generations (ALL of them) have more common sense, authenticity, and are infinitely more resilient.

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu Před 2 lety

      @@FreedInPieces Everyone just needs to be patient. They only have a few years left on them milage wise. Do what you can in the meantime and when they _finally_ fucking die, swoop in and take over.

    • @elroy8272
      @elroy8272 Před 2 lety

      Goggle 18 US Code 115..treason

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před 2 lety

      @@BeckyNosferatu Careful with that. Because their base is radicalized, they are liable to be martyred.

  • @grob318
    @grob318 Před 2 lety +66

    Mo Brooks Speech while wearing body armor under his coat.
    “Today is the day American patriots start taking down names and kicking ass.” Brooks also noted how “our ancestors” sacrificed their “blood, their sweat, their tears, their fortunes, and sometimes their lives” before asking the audience if they were “willing to do the same.” “Are you willing to do what it takes to fight for America?” Brooks yelled before telling rally attendees to “carry the message to Capitol Hill” and that “the fight begins today.” “Will you fight for America?”
    Why is he not in chains?

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 Před 2 lety +122

    “Other people in the world have their own spouses. Although, sucks for them, I did get the best one.”
    We all need a spouse like Stephen.

    • @Bimtavdesign
      @Bimtavdesign Před 2 lety +11

      And the faces he did afterwards!!😍

    • @bossgandy
      @bossgandy Před 2 lety +3

      Absolutely

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 2 lety +1

      yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's taken, time to find the next best thing

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ilovefunnyamv2nd I’m not gay. I’m saying everyone should find someone as great as him.

    • @luisnieves8242
      @luisnieves8242 Před 2 lety

      @@ImAFatNerd90 yea, but he is.

  • @latriciacagle4873
    @latriciacagle4873 Před 2 lety +117

    I love that you’re still not saying the name of creepy old man lurking around Mag-a-Lardo.

    • @joefitzpatrick7563
      @joefitzpatrick7563 Před 2 lety

      I think you are talking about Donald Trump who most believe is the real president and a true American hero!

    • @Joe-fx2pz
      @Joe-fx2pz Před 2 lety +2

      @@joefitzpatrick7563 You are a funny guy.

    • @Matri_Man
      @Matri_Man Před 2 lety

      LOL Heck: I don't even like thinking of it. :-)

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 Před 2 lety +1074

    Daily Reminder: "A president isn't a king and the plaintiff isn't the president." - 11/09/2021 D.C. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan

    • @josephnotoempire2949
      @josephnotoempire2949 Před 2 lety +25

      I like you and your choice citation. Season's Greetings

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Před 2 lety +2

      Get - the effin quote - RIGHT. For crying out loud.

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    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před 2 lety +10

      @@sergeant_salty any evidence to support that claim.

    • @joshuawilson5434
      @joshuawilson5434 Před 2 lety +9

      @@MrJimheeren They never have evidence, but they love to talk bull.

  • @gourdtube
    @gourdtube Před 2 lety +6

    I'm so glad they stopped saying his name. It really makes the show better. good on so many levels.

  • @NWRIBronco6
    @NWRIBronco6 Před 2 lety +29

    "Longer than the first time you attend a catholic wedding" hit so true.

    • @stevewalston7089
      @stevewalston7089 Před 2 lety +2

      First and last ... need to know in advance. Try going to an Indian wedding, it could last for days.

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 Před 2 lety +1

      @@stevewalston7089 true! Hope that couple never fight or get divorced. The preparation and wedding ceremony alone should make them want to stay together. 😊😊

  • @xmen9916
    @xmen9916 Před 2 lety +885

    The scariest part about all of this is these people are still serving in congress right now and they will try again.

    • @eliseh.7474
      @eliseh.7474 Před 2 lety +25

      Exactly. And they're really determined, now.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun Před 2 lety +24

      @@eliseh.7474 But now, we've seen what they really want, and so our side is determined as well, and we outnumber them.

    • @monarch-black
      @monarch-black Před 2 lety +7

      I agree. EVERYONE in congress should be replaced. The people on the right and the people on the left who pretend that day wasn't tame compared to what was unleashed on many cities in the year prior. The whole situation and this follow-up is an embarrassment to the nation.

    • @neolaciss
      @neolaciss Před 2 lety +40

      @@monarch-black Nope. The Right was much much much more at fault.

    • @monarch-black
      @monarch-black Před 2 lety

      @@neolaciss Nope. Both sides are equally bad. (See how that isn't an actual rebuttal?)
      If people of either side are going to riot, DC is where it should happen.

  • @australien6611
    @australien6611 Před 2 lety +75

    "Shmuck a larange" thanks to whoever came up with that one , made my day 😂

    • @priscillachapman9145
      @priscillachapman9145 Před 2 lety +1

      There is an Astrologer/Tarot reader that calls him Duck a larange (sounds like la orange).

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 Před 2 lety

      These names have been excellent. He should keep it going.

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Před 2 lety +1

      @@debbieedwards420 yep people can be pretty funny 🙂 the orange schmuck really cracked me up

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith Před 2 lety

      À l'orange*

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Před 2 lety

      @@whispersmith ahh the spelling police have arrived

  • @catherinejohnson1354
    @catherinejohnson1354 Před 2 lety +3

    As a Catholic Stephen nailed the wedding length!!! Thanks you

  • @benbrown8258
    @benbrown8258 Před 2 lety +6

    I wonder how much money it would take for Stephen Colbert to agree to be in a musical. The man is so freaking good.

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před 2 lety +2

      He actually was in a Sondheim musical. I don't remember which but Fresh Air had a clip of him talking about it last week when they were doing a tribute to Sondheim

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 Před 2 lety +18

    Isn’t there a quote that says: ‘Violence is the first resort of the incompetent’ ?

  • @concordep2504
    @concordep2504 Před 2 lety +41

    No wonder Gym Jordan wanted to be on that committee so desperately. I feel so sorry for the decent Americans who believe and freedom meaning democracy.

  • @laureltown9929
    @laureltown9929 Před 2 lety +1

    😂✌ I love your show! Thankyou for the laughs💕
    Peace and Joy to All💕
    Hugs, it's going to be better.
    Hope, Love. and Peace to ALL. Good Will toward Men, Women, and Children. 💝💝💝

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 Před 2 lety +1

    The way Stephen loves Evie 😍❤️ I pray to have that in my life one day!

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 2 lety +65

    I hope the USA can get its act together.

    • @michaellyczak9337
      @michaellyczak9337 Před 2 lety +12

      So do we. So do we.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před 2 lety +7

      Until the Trump Problem is solved, they are paralyzed.

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ferox965 So true. I am whating to see what the public hearings bring. They will play like a soap opera. We have to rid ourselves of the trump virus 🦠

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 Před 2 lety +4

      ferox965, not just the orange turd but the whole damn gqp needs " fixing" or just to go away!!!

    • @brandonhurrera6604
      @brandonhurrera6604 Před 2 lety

      @@evatripp7788 haha you call yourself a American citizen ? If not I say you call yourself a "citizen of the world" globalists all want a piece of the power- pie. You want to belong somewhere and you chose a group who is filled with hipocrisy, delusional logic and disrespectful to everyone's liberty and freedom. A group of people who think complete control over everything is the road to peace. It is not. It is a road to war and of course history proves this. It is actually in human nature to fight for one's liberation. No one likes to be the "bitch" or "slave". What the nation of America was founded on were the principle's of freedom. Sure, there were a few slave owners who were apart of the first Congress of the United States, but as soon as those principles were established in literature and beliefs then the slavery began eroding away little by little.
      However, in the last decade or so those principles began eroding away. Today, with what all Congress is doing is a foundation for the complete opposite of those principles. The next generation will once again have to fight for their liberation again and might be the last fight in account of all the technology that has erupted in our face.

  • @nicomoreno5028
    @nicomoreno5028 Před 2 lety +4

    😄😄Steal Team Dicks... I love how much Steven reminds me of Jon Stewart from time to time. These 2 clowns will always hold a special place in my heart.

  • @sariew8853
    @sariew8853 Před 2 lety

    I was so lucky to have been able to see Mrs. Doubtfire, Ain't Too Proud, and Jagged Little Pill in October. They were so good. Sending my best to everyone affected.

  • @maxryder995
    @maxryder995 Před 2 lety

    Behind Every Great Man is a Great Woman ...with very Large Hands!..TKQ

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +30

    "Steal Team Dicks" is the greatest Christmas gift this channel has given me, and I thank you for it.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 2 lety +189

    Thank you so much Stephen and your lovely wife Evie in helping us get thru this difficult year with your humor. Your last monologue of the year is hilarious.
    Still looking hot in that grey suit.😍

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Před 2 lety +12

      Evie definitely deserves a lot of credit for this past year..What a class act!

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheUluxian absolutely 👍🏻

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před 2 lety +4

      The Uluxian, When he said he got the best spouse, I think we all agreed

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl Před 2 lety +2

      @@cathywethington5913 absolutely 👍🏻

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Před 2 lety

      Gross

  • @cindyhidalgo4977
    @cindyhidalgo4977 Před 2 lety

    Thank You Mr. Colbert.
    For caring about yours and my country.

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo420 Před 2 lety

    I wouldn't have survived this year without Stephen.... Thanks!!!!

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 Před 2 lety +22

    We love you Stephen!!!!

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Před 2 lety +41

    It’s weird how offended the fascists are of the anti-fascists 🤔

    • @loraldinp2624
      @loraldinp2624 Před 2 lety +5

      The funniest thing I hear lately from the tangerine toddlers cult is how the democrats are fascist. So republicans are Antifa now??? 😂 I’d like to hear anyways how democrats are a far right authoritarian group? I thought they were “the radical left”?

    • @theeviloverlord7168
      @theeviloverlord7168 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, it’s almost as if they’re… snowflakes..?

    • @briaginter4837
      @briaginter4837 Před 2 lety +1

      You wast to see fascist go to our colleges it’s down right terrifying

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Před 2 lety +14

    You and your writers have literally made this nightmare sufferable with a smile. Thank you Stephen
    P.S.
    Oh, and that 🥃🍷

  • @UpsonPrattJr.
    @UpsonPrattJr. Před 2 lety +1

    Here's to all the lives lost, property destroyed and businesses burned to the ground on that fatal, tragic day in American history.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool Před 2 lety +501

    “Jacket Off” Gym Jordan, betrayed his wrestlers like he did our country

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před 2 lety +10

      He found a jacket for the criminal contempt vote. He was on his best behavior bc he knew that Liz Cheney knew. MTG was actually green. She was sitting behind Gym. Jim Banks laid an egg. He had Steny Hoyer's remarks scrubbed from the record. I am from MD. I was proud.

    • @mossydog6968
      @mossydog6968 Před 2 lety +15

      That's the problem with Gym... That doctor jacket offed all those underage wrestlers, and Gym covered up the jacket offing....

    • @rhiannonrede
      @rhiannonrede Před 2 lety +4

      Brilliant!

    • @honeypot-pd2oc
      @honeypot-pd2oc Před 2 lety +10

      you are referred to the scandal at ohio state univeristy, that was pervert jim

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 Před 2 lety +5

      @@payten8103 Stop spamming.

  • @denisemcadams4045
    @denisemcadams4045 Před 2 lety +15

    Thank you Stephen for being more honest than most news stations!!! You're wonderful!!!#

  • @mefford67
    @mefford67 Před 2 lety +21

    *I sincerely appreciate all of the efforts of Colbert and his staff to keep us informed and still, somehow, hopeful.*
    *I think it’s saved my sanity more than once…* 🙏🏻

    • @kamala7101
      @kamala7101 Před 2 lety

      'informed', how is someone from a diametrical dimension able to communicate through youtube 🤔

  • @SagacityLost
    @SagacityLost Před 2 lety +1

    He was on fire for this one! 🔥

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 Před 2 lety +24

    Stephen Colbert is the CUTEST when he shows how smitten he still is with Evie!
    Awwwwww.....
    I am so sad that this is the last show until 2022, yet so gratefil to Stephen, Jon, et al for helping me to hang on during these rough times.
    💙

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 Před 2 lety +6

    Stephen Colbert for President in 2024!

  • @cocochanelthesharpei3167

    No deals. No pardons. No quarter! JUSTICE!!!

  • @cindyhodges4766
    @cindyhodges4766 Před 2 lety

    Prayer that our Country comes back the way it was in 2022. Merry Christmas 🎄☃️ and Happy New Year to all people who are for our democratic Country.

  • @kronicpain7357
    @kronicpain7357 Před 2 lety +71

    Amazing year from the Late Show team. You are all awesome sauce!!
    Your hobbit friends in New Zealand

  • @MarkCrimson
    @MarkCrimson Před 2 lety +161

    For a non-bleeped version, I would call it 2021: The Year That Should Have Been Better.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Před 2 lety +8

      Fitting, it was the year right after "The Year That Should Not Have Been"

    • @kevinstrong8265
      @kevinstrong8265 Před 2 lety +4

      The year they should've locked up the traitors.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 2 lety +3

      @Rike S. nope 2022 will be "why's everything on fire, drowned, and/or destroyed?"

    • @TheFinalChapters
      @TheFinalChapters Před 2 lety +1

      2021: 2020-2

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 Před 2 lety

      But wasn't allowed to be.

  • @misshebardmakesmusic6245
    @misshebardmakesmusic6245 Před 2 lety +11

    I will always respect Stephen Colbert for his adoration of his wife which he proclaims publicly often and his deference to his luck for finding such a wonderful partner.

    • @two-sense
      @two-sense Před 2 lety

      He's not the only one. I had the incredible good luck to end up with my wife. Thank my lucky stars every day.

  • @NPak-cw1ny
    @NPak-cw1ny Před 2 lety +2

    The six soulless cockpits should resign.

  • @CountryMusicMann
    @CountryMusicMann Před 2 lety +102

    God, that Catholic wedding line got me! I remember as a kid attending a wedding for one of my distant cousins, it went all day, and I was SO BORED!

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 2 lety +1

      But the food. The food made it all worthwhile.

    • @barkasz6066
      @barkasz6066 Před 2 lety +5

      As someone from a majority Catholic country I don’t get this joke. 😂 Do you mean other weddings are shorter? I’m always so confused when there is no church ceremony at all, it all feels so fast.

    • @ayusoenaryo6809
      @ayusoenaryo6809 Před 2 lety +5

      @@barkasz6066 i'm a javanese catholic from indonesia. Weddings here can take all day (and more) because aside from the religious ceremony, most people also perform traditional wedding rites.
      My cousin's wedding this past August was 2 DAYS long:
      1. Wedding eve prayers held separately by both the groom's & bride's respective families
      2. Wedding mass
      3. Traditional wedding ceremony, hosted by the bride's family
      4. Wedding party
      My uncle's wedding had a separate traditional ceremony held a week after, where his family 'formally' accepts the bride into their family home.
      In comparison, my sister married a brit. She & her husband did not want any of the hullabaloo, so they only had a wedding mass & family lunch.

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann Před 2 lety +4

      @@elenachristian9860 Not for a seven-year-old autistic kid. It was all this fancy stuff I'd never heard of before, when all I wanted was eggs with cheese and hotdog bits mixed in.

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann Před 2 lety +3

      @@barkasz6066 I think the point is that to those on the social periphery of a Catholic wedding, it seems to take forever, because it is an all-day event.

  • @MaggieMorrissey1916
    @MaggieMorrissey1916 Před 2 lety +5

    "I got the best one". I 'awwwwww'ed so loud nearly woke the dog.

  • @sakarakit5835
    @sakarakit5835 Před 2 lety +1

    High Treason should be punished accordingly.

  • @Ngwadaka
    @Ngwadaka Před 2 lety +2

    Hey Colbert, you might not know where Zimbabwe is, unless ofcourse you googled it, but from Zimbabwe: you are the best!!!

  • @edge918
    @edge918 Před 2 lety +568

    I am truly over the pandemic. We are about to enter our third year? Seriously? Moving closer every day to 1 million deaths? C'mon people. This is avoidable. We can beat this if we all work together. Please ...

    • @GryphinHusky
      @GryphinHusky Před 2 lety +65

      Unfortunately, this will never end. It'll become like the flu, where you get a shot that'll hopefully protect you from infection (or just from getting seriously ill) every year, and maybe it'll become less deadly as time goes on. There's no way to get out of this hole we're in now...

    • @edge918
      @edge918 Před 2 lety +18

      @@GryphinHusky damnit. I'm gonna have to get a house dude so I don't get too isolated ..

    • @pennywells9824
      @pennywells9824 Před 2 lety +55

      You're looking for an intelligent educated thought process well it's all up to the shallow end of the gene pool. These people are not capable of thinking for themselves. They just continue to do what they're told by probably the stupidest people who have ever managed to swindle their way into our Congress

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 Před 2 lety +35

      A 5 month old video of an AstraZeneca clincial trial participant saying she got MS after the vaccine showed up in my YT feed. Comments were full of antivaxxers. Not hopeful about the odds of avoiding 1 million deaths from COVID.

    • @gentrykoda
      @gentrykoda Před 2 lety +75

      Good luck. Anti-maskers, & anti-vaxxers are too entitled, and selfish to care about the health of anyone else. The stupidity is strong. 😒

  • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976

    Lock Trump up and throw away the keys.

  • @marthaharnish178
    @marthaharnish178 Před 2 lety +1

    You are absolutely smokin' tonight! Steal Team Dicks is one of the best new puns I've heard in years. Bravo to the writers for an especially funny monologue.

  • @gracevalentine1666
    @gracevalentine1666 Před 2 lety +3

    Does anyone doubt the essential need for our court jesters? Mr.C, you’re a national treasure, King of the Foolers.❤️TY

    • @berlygirl123
      @berlygirl123 Před 2 lety

      Stephen Colbert is part of the media manipulation. Very sad.

    • @gracevalentine1666
      @gracevalentine1666 Před 2 lety

      @@berlygirl123 Amy Goodman is a media product too, but in America we get to see nobility wherever we want. Freedom, dude.

  • @pjbiggleswerth8903
    @pjbiggleswerth8903 Před 2 lety +165

    Just like to remind everyone: Melania said "f*ck Christmas". So she's the war lord?

    • @GHinWI
      @GHinWI Před 2 lety +10

      To be clear, I think she said “who gives a fuck about that Christmas stuff?”, but yeah, thanks for the reminder.

    • @sheepheard483
      @sheepheard483 Před 2 lety +2

      If someone followed you around with a tape recorder for four years imagine the crazy shit that they can come up with. If that’s the worst thing she ever said or even the worst thing she ever said about Christmas she’s doing a hell of a lot better than I am

    • @sheepheard483
      @sheepheard483 Před 2 lety

      @Sinkpehna RossFire English as a second language, huh? You’re getting it, but maybe use google translate until you’re completely fluent.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 Před 2 lety +111

    The more we know about what happened in the days surrounding Jan 6th, the more I'm surprised at how little accountability these people have actually faced. And I doubt time will ever bring that accountability closer to any of them.
    Justice may be blind, but it shouldn't be stumbling in the dark. Sad.

    • @shrimuyopa8117
      @shrimuyopa8117 Před 2 lety +2

      Take your firearm to the closest pawn shop.

    • @MrBayspring
      @MrBayspring Před 2 lety +8

      If you ask any serious theologian where is America in the future, they will tell you that she will have no influence in the world, she will be seen just like the Roman empire, something that was great and is no longer relevant, and what will cause her demise you ask? If you are powerful, obviously your enemies can't bring you down, it has to be from inside, if this division and hatred between us continues, we the American people are going to be the downfall of this great country.

    • @calvin99991
      @calvin99991 Před 2 lety +2

      You want to talk about accountability? Let's talk about Hillary.
      Nope, you'll just bury your head in your ass.

    • @jenniferrowlett8842
      @jenniferrowlett8842 Před 2 lety +9

      @@calvin99991 Lol she was never a president that tried to destroy democracy. Although she should have been president, after winning the popular vote. Get your head out

    • @MrBayspring
      @MrBayspring Před 2 lety +4

      @@calvin99991 Listen I'm a Democrat who did not vote for Hillary because I felt like it was picking between the lesser of two evils. But as bad as she would have been, she would not have attempted to overthrow the government.

  • @GregAkers
    @GregAkers Před 2 lety +15

    Stephen, Evie, Jon, and the stay human band, Merry Christmas, and for God's sake stay safe...we need you in these troubled times !!

  • @rickniu4153
    @rickniu4153 Před 2 lety +6

    i would buy a pay per view of our politicians having an MMA fight

  • @blakesun
    @blakesun Před 2 lety +881

    Thank you Stephen Colbert, for bringing a little humor into some very dark times.

    • @peterrimmer567
      @peterrimmer567 Před 2 lety +6

      Humor????

    • @blakesun
      @blakesun Před 2 lety +21

      @@peterrimmer567 lighten up, your political ideology has made you one dull sob.

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      @payten8103 Před 2 lety

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    • @ninabee5007
      @ninabee5007 Před 2 lety +1

      @@peterrimmer567 yes.

    • @siberfangz555
      @siberfangz555 Před 2 lety

      Opinions aren't comedy.

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 Před 2 lety +27

    I think this SH*T has been going on long enough, I wish they start charged and putted all these clowns in jail already.

  • @evianpullman7647
    @evianpullman7647 Před 2 lety +1

    GIVE The guy a LIFETIME OSCAR Already !!!< full stop, period !!!:)

  • @sandyarmstrong6511
    @sandyarmstrong6511 Před 2 lety

    SO LOVED STEVEN COLBERT 2021! HAPPY BLUE YEAR!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +166

    And the most interesting thing to me is that while congress and the VP were under attack/being whisked away to secure locations, the same was not done to Trump. Isn't that odd? It's almost like he was in no danger because he was the one who orchestrated the attack.

    • @ceciliac2225
      @ceciliac2225 Před 2 lety +23

      Bunker boy knew he wasn’t in danger.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan Před 2 lety +12

      He was pre-whisked. His original plan really was to go to the Capitol with the crowd, but Secret Service wouldn't permit it due to the danger.

    • @stevewebber707
      @stevewebber707 Před 2 lety +13

      Um, while I believe he instigated the attack, why would his supporters be after him?
      The only reason they might go after him is if they actually learned what T-rump actually said and did in office. Small danger of that though.

    • @infonimfo
      @infonimfo Před 2 lety +5

      (Metaphorically stroking my beard)
      Hmmmmm...

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 Před 2 lety +11

      He was safe watching his 'coup' unfold from the Whitehouse. So are all the secret service agents around him: Trump deaf dumb and blind???

  • @CoffeeCookieCrumble
    @CoffeeCookieCrumble Před 2 lety +9

    You have obviously never attended an Indian wedding then...days...not hours!
    Have a wonderful Christmas, to you and your team, and see you in the new year. We will miss you.

  • @elorine5682
    @elorine5682 Před 2 lety +4

    Merry Christmas and happy holidays to the late show cast and crew. Thanks for the laughs💐💐💐
    And anyone who reads this have a great day, weekend and holiday 💕💕💕

  • @warrenjones376
    @warrenjones376 Před 2 lety

    To all My fellow Americans,"Gloria in excelsis Deo", Merry Christmas.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 lety +442

    Stephen has made getting through this year easier with all the laughs. Thanks so much Stephen.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 Před 2 lety +2

      @@payten8103 Please stop spamming.

    • @saythankyou111
      @saythankyou111 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s all robots……..🐀

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 Před 2 lety

      God bless

    • @jasonbauer1345
      @jasonbauer1345 Před 2 lety +2

      313 PEOPLE WITH THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF A GARDEN SLUG WITH THUMBS UP

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 Před 2 lety

      Omicron virus hitting america really bad! What new joke is colonel bert coming out with next?

  • @infonimfo
    @infonimfo Před 2 lety +108

    Not quite sure that I would have gotten through this train wreck of a year without you--
    but what I am sure of is that you most definitely made it a whole lot more bearable.
    Stay well, rest up, make the most of your time off, and come back next year better than ever--
    We're all gonna need it.

  • @lilubirb3211
    @lilubirb3211 Před 2 lety +1

    His comment about Evie was my favorite part ✨

  • @teetimewisdom90
    @teetimewisdom90 Před 2 lety +6

    Omg the Mrs Doubtfire song is absolutely hilarious 😂 Thanks Stephen for getting me through this year! Merry Christmas 🎄 to you and Evie the family and friends! 10:18

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 2 lety +32

    Happy last show of the year! Thanks for helping us cope, LSSC!

    • @ocsrc
      @ocsrc Před 2 lety

      Bring back TSCC !!!!!!!!!
      The greatest part of the franchise

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +39

    "this is our last show of 2021."
    * audience cheers *
    *I panic a little *

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před 2 lety +3

      Two weeks. I know that's a long time, but I have a suggestion, turn off all news during that time, limit internet to only a few hours a day and use that time to watch music videos. Also draw the curtains, lock your doors, turn off your phone. Oh and make sure you have plenty of chocolate and popcorn, movies and books. Maybe we'll survive

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 Před 2 lety +1

      On and if you've never watched Randy Rainbow, check him out. He's hilarious

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Před 2 lety

      @@cathywethington5913 Already a fan of Randy.. who isn't?

    • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 Před 2 lety

      @@cathywethington5913 Are you kidding me? Gotta follow the news - It's Jan6AdventCalendar time! (New proof of corruption every day!)

  • @nickmorgan1690
    @nickmorgan1690 Před 2 lety +1

    Bring on the fights!!!

  • @zaaz1471
    @zaaz1471 Před 2 lety +1

    We're laughing ourselves to death.

  • @catherinepeloton4446
    @catherinepeloton4446 Před 2 lety +105

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Stephen Colbert and Jon Batiste and all the members of the show from Paris France.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Před 2 lety +6

      Salut l'ami, Merry Christmas from Oklahoma! 🎄🎅
      Also, please report spam (like the sockpuppet account above me keeps posting.)

  • @seandees3028
    @seandees3028 Před 2 lety +10

    This whole group of traitors proves the old adage, "Evil has the best toys, but Evil will always lose since Evil consumes itself."

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn Před 2 lety +20

    My Christmas gift to everyone will be a bottle of "Listerine to avoid contracting Covid" courtesy of Ron Johnson.

    • @geriroush8004
      @geriroush8004 Před 2 lety +2

      That's a great gift idea for my anti vaxxer nephew! And not just any Listerine, the old original flavor!

  • @youtube_user
    @youtube_user Před 2 lety +1

    The Mr. Doubtfire song ... 😂👍🏻

  • @Anonymousxxiiii
    @Anonymousxxiiii Před 2 lety +13

    Last show of 2021. Time flies.

  • @lhourigan1
    @lhourigan1 Před 2 lety +13

    Yay Australia 🇦🇺 watching. Merry Christmas 🎄, have a great break.

  • @audbertovelez130
    @audbertovelez130 Před 2 lety

    love you guys, god bless us all.. and the best it yet to come!! lol... lol.. thank for everything❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🙏😎✌👍❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @robertbobby2837
    @robertbobby2837 Před 2 lety +1

    At least Jim Jordan is helping the congressman you need a lot more people like him come on wake up

  • @amcmartin
    @amcmartin Před 2 lety +97

    With the way the world is spiralling out of control, we'll probably one day look back fondly on 2021 as "the good old days". Merry Christmas everyone!

    • @willuexwilluex6241
      @willuexwilluex6241 Před 2 lety +6

      Ahh. Nostalgia..the most toxic of emotions.

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows Před 2 lety +9

      That's honestly a bit terrifying 😳

    • @mmartinezPhysics
      @mmartinezPhysics Před 2 lety +7

      We will never forget... Fox's $500 000 Christmas tree, celebrating the birth of Jesus, in a humble abode, surrounded by humble sheep pastors...

    • @amcmartin
      @amcmartin Před 2 lety +11

      This is the first year I've wanted an underground bunker for Christmas

    • @stacyneuman8619
      @stacyneuman8619 Před 2 lety +3

      Merry Christmas.And I totally agree.

  • @beez1717
    @beez1717 Před 2 lety +44

    Steven has a really really good voice. I'd buy an album of him singing and I'm serious.

  • @magnum8264
    @magnum8264 Před 2 lety

    Thank you, Stephen!

  • @olympiaskye2324
    @olympiaskye2324 Před 2 lety +4

    Oh that Christmas special was AWESOME and so on point! A Sign of the justice hammer to come! Thanks for being our beacon of hope, light and happiness through our year long fog of war and misinfo. Happy Holidays everyone at Colbert Show and to all our REAL Americans that support Democracy....you make being an American A LOT easier...instead of embarrassing and mortifying! THANKS!!! 🥰🙏🎉✨🎊🎄💝

  • @laurawatters914
    @laurawatters914 Před 2 lety +7

    Stephen Colbert your on 🔥 like always!! Love your show!! 😊💓✌️

  • @annadunwell3237
    @annadunwell3237 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you for shepherding us through this year. Enjoy your well deserved vacation with your family.

  • @summercase1874
    @summercase1874 Před 2 lety +1

    Your pipes are primo! 😂

  • @ryangreen4824
    @ryangreen4824 Před 2 lety +1

    This dude is the funniest dude in tv. Like the time he said trump was bad. Hilarious. Then the time when he said trump was bad. Omg funny. Then the time when he said trump was bad. So innovative.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +224

    Jim Jordan is wrestling with his conscience and his brain has pinned itself to the mat!

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Před 2 lety +21

      He had no conscience, as was proven when he ignored pedophilia.

    • @11cabadger
      @11cabadger Před 2 lety +2

      Was that ironic or a sardonic burn 🤔

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před 2 lety +2

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Exactly.

    • @joshuawilson5434
      @joshuawilson5434 Před 2 lety +5

      He's never had a conscience, or a brain.

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 Před 2 lety +2

      nice! hah. and it's so obvious from the look on his face, his countenance, which is often full of fear. also, sure looks like he doesn't get much sleep

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 2 lety +8

    Bow chicka wah.. Stephen gettin' some from Evie tonight 😂

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 Před 2 lety

    Stephen & Late Show Team: 'Glass of Manischewitz & Chicken Shwarma'...SPOT ON!
    Thank you, Sei gesund!

  • @demeraragold4644
    @demeraragold4644 Před 2 lety +1

    The MMA announcement was everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loriallenbaugh35
    @loriallenbaugh35 Před 2 lety +19

    Stephen just reminded me of attending my first and only Catholic wedding. I had to wake up early and ride in a very quiet car for an hour to my Aunt's wedding after being delivered to my Mother on our doorstep by the police at 3:00 a.m. I was 16 and felt as though that wedding with a hangover was all the punishment I deserved. 🥺

    • @sallys4872
      @sallys4872 Před 2 lety

      Just

    • @7drunkenmermaids431
      @7drunkenmermaids431 Před 2 lety

      I don't even know what you did to get the police escort the night before, but the punishment was most definitely more harsh than the crime🤣🤣

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 Před 2 lety +929

    I'm a little bummed this is the last show of the year, but you guys earned it. I look forward to seeing you guys again in 2022. Have a good Christmas and a happy new year.

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    • @gravethebeyond
      @gravethebeyond Před 2 lety +6

      Happy news year!! And merry x-mas.

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 Před 2 lety +10

      I wish the late shows would all stagger their holidays (ie vacations, I'm British!). I've just caught up on tonight's shows after catching up on today's (international & UK & US) news & have a deep sinking feeling about news minuses teams of comedy writers to help lift us up.
      Don't get me wrong, they absolutely deserve time off, but I'd appreciate some sort of rotation deal to infuse a little humour into this impending darkness. I don't care if it's via zoom... ! They can get xmas & new year off & then between then all host one show a week - easy!
      (I'm kidding, I know it's not easy...)

    • @johnnygoodman2003
      @johnnygoodman2003 Před 2 lety +5

      Colbert is signed to host the show for the next 5 years, so stop your bitching!

    • @sharonnagle5782
      @sharonnagle5782 Před 2 lety

      And you as well!

  • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
    @MikeBrown-ex9nh Před 2 lety +5

    When the tangerine tyrant said that everyone loves Christmas, I guess he forgot that there is a recording of Melania expressing her views about it. But he conveniently forgets a lot of things.

    • @janaschwehm3059
      @janaschwehm3059 Před 2 lety

      Mike Brown: I call him the Tangerine Tw*t and Mango Mussolini!

  • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

    thank you, monsieur Colbert (am now into the 35 yrs Later of dumas' Les trois mousquetaires, where Colbert is «en charge») thanks for helping in the on-going emergency.

  • @LuCKyDuCKy881
    @LuCKyDuCKy881 Před 2 lety +11

    I will miss you all. Happy Holidays & New year! You have been and always will be one of my favorite late night. Can’t wait for you to come back! Please stay safe & healthy.

  • @ravenstag5434
    @ravenstag5434 Před 2 lety +12

    how is no one commenting on how shockingly good that "Mrs. Doubtfire" song was lol

  • @bigbiff38
    @bigbiff38 Před 2 lety +5

    Very good, SC, but I have to inform the writers that Mrs. Doubtfire didn't do "her" bit to "get back at" their mom. He did it so that he could see his kids. Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

  • @naujaral2131
    @naujaral2131 Před 2 lety +5

    Happy holidays to you and you the whole crew and thank you for the laughs and helping me digest the news with your humor, cant wait to see you guys back !