Trump’s Sweaty Chat with Piers, Giuliani's the Most Vomitous Masked Singer & MyPillow Mike's Plea

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  • čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
  • Jimmy’s son Billy turned five today and is doing great, Queen Elizabeth turned 96 and Mattel commemorated the event by releasing a doll of her, Donald Trump squatted down for what appears to be a contentious chat with Piers Morgan, we play a round of Trump or Glazed Honey Ham, Sarah Palin told the Associated Press that she would be open to being Donny’s running mate in 2024, Rudy Giuliani was revealed as “The Masked Singer” and two of the hosts Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke were so upset they walked off stage, MyPillow man Mike Lindell is close to releasing all his evidence that proves the election was fixed and wants to get Jimmy involved, masks are off at the airport now and an intoxicated person thought it would be a good idea to annoy Mike Tyson on a flight, a new study shows that the result of more people keeping cannabis around the house is an increase in animals overdosing on pot, and we bleep and blur the big TV moments in “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.”
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  • @sierra7202
    @sierra7202 Před 2 lety +539

    Wow, I had no clue that The Masked Singer was having such a serious predicament finding people willing to perform, that they are now digging through the trash & sewers!

    • @AlexSeverinski
      @AlexSeverinski Před 2 lety +27

      They had Caribou Barbie on. It's not beyond the real of impossibility that they'd take Rudy Colludy.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Před 2 lety

      They're republican cucks now.

    • @vilebrequin6923
      @vilebrequin6923 Před 2 lety +24

      And the cemeteries, apparently 🙄

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 2 lety +15

      even from Transylvania.

    • @ekibirigeable
      @ekibirigeable Před 2 lety

      They just want the controversy and the publicity that goes with it. In show business, ALL publicity is good publicity 🥺, unfortunately. Don't be surprised if you see tRump on there some time soon. Nothing is beneath him...or any of his kids

  • @alfonsogarcia8601
    @alfonsogarcia8601 Před 2 lety +90

    In behalf of all the Mexicans in Las Vegas, thank you for keeping Guillermo on the show, he makes us proud.

    • @generaltso6914
      @generaltso6914 Před 2 lety

      Really? Proud of Mexicans depicted as drunk, stoned, stupid, lazy. Not me. My family is part Mexican, we have more pride.

  • @imatugwaddle2291
    @imatugwaddle2291 Před 2 lety +23

    Curse you, Jimmy Kimmel!! I will NEVER be able to enjoy a honey-glazed ham AGAIN!!! 🤮

  • @SarahSmith-el9cu
    @SarahSmith-el9cu Před 2 lety +117

    I'm Irish and I was so shocked when my mam and dad explained to me that Rudy Giuliani was once highly regarded, respected and well liked, even internationally... he really chose the dark side in the end, didn't he.

    • @eargasm1072
      @eargasm1072 Před 2 lety +6

      Boozing didn't pan out in a positive way for Ghouliani

    • @alibarnett408
      @alibarnett408 Před 2 lety +6

      Neither did trumping

    • @jljaxn
      @jljaxn Před 2 lety +2

      Rudy was the Governor of New York during 9/11… So his involvement and outrage was when “United We Stand”

    • @adolfryan1930
      @adolfryan1930 Před 2 lety

      It’s funny how you Irish Americans have signed up for the new world order replacement. Liberals. You will be the death of humanity . So wrong yet think your so right

    • @bandit4915
      @bandit4915 Před 2 lety

      Obviously your thinking is entirely upside down . You should listen to your Daddy

  • @jimmybuffet4970
    @jimmybuffet4970 Před 2 lety +105

    You think Guillermo ever thought he'd be on national TV? How surreal to be working parking one day and then your life changes

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +645

    Watching Morgan interview Trump is as unappealing as watching Giuliani sing on The Masked Singer.

    • @souglas
      @souglas Před 2 lety +59

      I'd rather watch paint dry than a show called The Masked Singer

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +43

      @@souglas Watching grass grow is good too, but I feel an actual dumpster fire can be quite exciting to watch!

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před 2 lety +16

      Exactly.

    • @kingjay1628
      @kingjay1628 Před 2 lety +21

      Donny is in his feelings as we speak.

    • @ronhunt9396
      @ronhunt9396 Před 2 lety +20

      Glad I don't watch that show

  • @donna8243
    @donna8243 Před 2 lety +372

    The airlines letting those banned passengers to fly again is a mistake. It shouldn't matter why they were banned, they were acting like assholes and didn't follow the rules. No backsies.

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 Před 2 lety +16

      They may be allowed to fly but some still face federal charges, and if found guilty may face imprisonment and heavy fines. The ones that are given probation will think twice about reoffending.

    • @tomillakockingbird1754
      @tomillakockingbird1754 Před 2 lety +7

      Agreed but money talks and the airlines want those passengers in their money.

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 Před 2 lety +23

      Prosecute them for criminal offenses but also ban them for life as matter of company policy. They're not fit for flying.

    • @elainstill1671
      @elainstill1671 Před 2 lety +19

      I don't trust psychos on planes,
      No thanks, I'll drive.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 Před 2 lety +2

      @@elainstill1671 Drive to a Biden rally, genius.

  • @KimmieWrangler
    @KimmieWrangler Před 2 lety +19

    Of course Fox thought it was a great idea to put Robert Duvall, Oh sorry I meant Rudy Giuliani on the Masked Singer! I wouldn’t have given him a spot on a wall more less on a game show!! But that’s Fox for ya!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @darlenedavis5214
    @darlenedavis5214 Před 2 lety +410

    Deep and sincere apologies to the great Robert Duvall

  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange Před 2 lety +103

    A pumpkin slathered in margarine is hilarious an accurate 😂

    • @jameskonzek8892
      @jameskonzek8892 Před 2 lety +3

      That took me comedically off guard. 😂👍

    • @email4664
      @email4664 Před 2 lety +2

      Margarine will never be in my fridge.....ever....

  • @jerometaperman7102
    @jerometaperman7102 Před 2 lety +28

    The joke way back in 2012 was that, if they had a Trump-Palin ticket, it would be the "You're fired-I quit" campaign.

  • @titaniumteddybear
    @titaniumteddybear Před 2 lety +80

    Anyone who says Bernie Sanders shouldn't run because "they won't let him change anything" is admitting that America's politicians don't care about the opinion of America's voters.
    Which means a Sanders presidency is even more vitally important than people think.

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 Před 2 lety +3

      It may be, I'd vote for him but socialism is a dirty word in America.
      He'd be better off just calling himself a democrat. Also, that Brooklyn accent is like nails to chalkboards for some people.

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Před 2 lety

      Bernie shouldn’t run because, if by some miracle he won - he wouldn’t - he’d make a horrible president. He’s done zero as a senator. I’m a staunch Democrat, btw.

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Ceerads He would never win in the 1st place. I'm afraid a Dem
      Socialist would wreck the economy worse than Trumps final few months in office and Biden's problem ever since. What I do like about him is I think he'd tell the truth. Good or bad. Plus he's so anti-war I think oir adversaries would try to walk all over us.

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 Před 2 lety +6

      I think Trump had the amphetamine sweats during the whole interview with Piers Morgan.

    • @suzanneyoung1729
      @suzanneyoung1729 Před 2 lety

      Hmmmm...

  • @micregil
    @micregil Před 2 lety +105

    I came across the comment, "I wish they would stop electing people that were teenagers when the lightbulb was invented" that's a good one.

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 Před 2 lety +5

      Yo that is stupid funny and sad cuz Bernie wants to run again

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 Před 2 lety

      @@ryanricks3002 No, no, please, God, no...

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 Před 2 lety

      @@czechmate784 yup get ready it’s the age of the Dinosaurs , next will be senator fianstene dementia riddled mind

    • @reggiedunlop5167
      @reggiedunlop5167 Před 2 lety +2

      I always say, "We elect people to run our country that we wouldn't let drive a car".

    • @badtoad6865
      @badtoad6865 Před 2 lety

      There are alot of young smart people, yes please take over!!!

  • @martithornton241
    @martithornton241 Před 2 lety +6

    Happy birthday Billy! 🎊🎉🎈🎊🎉

  • @randallforeman3143
    @randallforeman3143 Před 2 lety +47

    Donna is right. When there are no consequences for bad actions, those bad actions will continue. Anybody who has kids knows that.

  • @sugarcookiecube
    @sugarcookiecube Před 2 lety +12

    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Jimmy slays it!!! He keeps America sane. Thank you Jimmy.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @tfcooks
    @tfcooks Před 2 lety +192

    He still calls Jimmy "Jimmy Kimble" so f-ing funny.🤣🤣🤣

    • @ricksaunders8074
      @ricksaunders8074 Před 2 lety +2

      Thats by design

    • @tomillakockingbird1754
      @tomillakockingbird1754 Před 2 lety +6

      Of course it is. DJT never loses an opportunity to try to demean someone.

    • @ricksaunders8074
      @ricksaunders8074 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tomillakockingbird1754 Demean someone They take a shot He takes one
      He knows how to push a button

    • @tomillakockingbird1754
      @tomillakockingbird1754 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ricksaunders8074, true but that's a very childish attitude. Why waste energy and time doing something like that? What's to be gained?

    • @ricksaunders8074
      @ricksaunders8074 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tomillakockingbird1754 You mean like a every night monolog bashing Trump
      There's more to make fun of
      Like Joe Kamala Hunter etc....
      you maybe right

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Před 2 lety +94

    Billy's question about the Amazon guy was the cutest thing that I've heard lately. The last adorable thing was my 7 year old granddaughter after overhearing a conversation her Mom and I were having asking, "Do I have an inner child?".
    Happy Birthday Billy! God bless.

  • @quincyfowler671
    @quincyfowler671 Před 2 lety +25

    When you have to declare that you are honest, you probably have something you're hiding. Truly honest people let their deeds display the truth.

    • @gemineye76
      @gemineye76 Před 2 lety

      when you are consistently battling against fraud claims that take a long time to be exposed, you get agitated quickly. No politician is honest, good thing that guy wasn't a politician. Granted, an ego type alpha who over-inflates but definitely more honest than the current or last bunch going back to at least '88 if not sooner.

  • @chessdad182
    @chessdad182 Před 2 lety +85

    Trump is a gold mine of comedy. Maybe Piers would have been better off interviewing the honey glazed ham.

    • @bellaventimiglia1111
      @bellaventimiglia1111 Před 2 lety

      You’re pretty funny yourself! 😂🤣😂

    • @SammySam316
      @SammySam316 Před 2 lety

      I was just about to say that the late night hosts secretly miss Trump.

    • @ruthhenderson5413
      @ruthhenderson5413 Před 2 lety +1

      Or even the crazy badass honey badger Trump wears on top of his head. Honey badger don't care.

    • @joaquinvaladez2070
      @joaquinvaladez2070 Před 2 lety

      Honey Glazed Tangerine 🍊 face is not funny in any shape or form. He a danger to Democracy because he constantly lies. A public Influence Peddler and a evil doer.

    • @lucyrickard9182
      @lucyrickard9182 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      That's hilarious!!

  • @MrIz1978
    @MrIz1978 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm never going to be able to enjoy some honey glazed ham again 😩

  • @andrewseow7791
    @andrewseow7791 Před 2 lety +8

    G’day from OZ🍻🥂💕Slava Ukraine 💪🏻🇺🇦👏😘🙌🇺🇦

  • @brandonclark6431
    @brandonclark6431 Před 2 lety +63

    “No it’s definitely not Robert Duvall” lol I admire the level of disappointment the good Doctor was able to emote there.

  • @carlychamberlain4237
    @carlychamberlain4237 Před 2 lety +45

    Omg Ken Jeong's "no that's not Robert Duvall" is perfection, poor guy just trying to pay his bills with a fun silly show.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean Před 2 lety +5

      You can just hear the joy draining away in his voice

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 Před 2 lety +180

    Love to your son and family Jimmy. I remember the heart breaking news after his birth. So glad that he's healthy and being a normal 5 year old. Happy Birthday to him ❤

    • @desireeespinosa3954
      @desireeespinosa3954 Před 2 lety +6

      I literally just heard about that today and watched it…. Heartbreaking and beautiful

    • @selah71
      @selah71 Před 2 lety +7

      What happened to his son?

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 Před 2 lety

      @@selah71 his son was born with a heart defect requiring multiple surgeries and led Kimmel to be an advocate for the Affordable Care Act republicans were trying to dismantle for over 8 years. The ACA protects people with pre-existing conditions like his son from being kicked off their insurance. The ACA or Obamacare has been a life saver for millions of Americans and it boggles the mind why republicans want to eliminate it with no replacement.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Před 2 lety +11

      @@selah71
      He was born with a congenital heart defect which required multiple surgeries. So terrifying having to go through that as a parent.

    • @anneheimburger3186
      @anneheimburger3186 Před 2 lety +12

      @@selah71
      It was an emotionally difficult time for any family, luckily kimmel had insurance and the money to pay for what could have been a tragedy for many families who didn't have the means to help their child. Mr. Kimmel expressed that he hoped all Americans would be able to care for their children and expressed that all Americans be insured.

  • @lisaholmes8881
    @lisaholmes8881 Před 2 lety +21

    I will never eat ham again!

  • @danmbogosian
    @danmbogosian Před 2 lety +32

    I'm looking forward to hearing Trump sing YMCA as the Masked Singer

    • @maxmoon2254
      @maxmoon2254 Před 2 lety +1

      Even better a biographical “I Fought the Law”.

    • @americanbulldog2015
      @americanbulldog2015 Před 2 lety

      What is it with him and his obsession with the Village People?

  • @ianmccombie2476
    @ianmccombie2476 Před 2 lety +10

    I love that Jimmy is giving Guillermo more screen time, even tho he’s always drunk🤣

  • @daniel_wilkinson
    @daniel_wilkinson Před 2 lety +13

    Best way to interact with Mike Tyson is from 50 meters away, and with a head start.

  • @desireeespinosa3954
    @desireeespinosa3954 Před 2 lety +87

    I listened to your interview with Kara on Sway…. I have a new found respect for you Jimmy. And I want to say I’m embarrassed that you get a bunch of death threats. I personally wish nothing but the best for you and your family and friends

    • @syman4047
      @syman4047 Před 2 lety +7

      I'm only half way through the video, but who's Kara on Sway? Jimmy has grown to be Hollywood's true treasure, spreading fair criticism and sharing his views from the heart. He is Hollywood's talkshow host. I'd argue Seth is New York's. Stephen is a diva, preferring interviews to focus on him VS the guest. See: Any video where the guest is not a politician, or associated with LOtR. He dismisses John Oliver's wit a lot in his interviews, and talks over the audience's applause. I noticed that, and then I noticed it with other guests. Fallon also prefers attention, but is open to riffing it up. Anyway, Jimmy and Seth laugh with YOU, and the GUESTS... So whos Kara on Sway?

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 Před 2 lety +2

      @@syman4047 check out Stephen's interview with Andrew Garfield from November 2021

  • @generosembe6951
    @generosembe6951 Před 2 lety +16

    😂😂😂😂I like the title “Trump’s sweaty chat with Pears Morgan “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣and I’m here for it lol!

  • @maryelizabeth6797
    @maryelizabeth6797 Před 2 lety +20

    Watching the ‘Masked Singer’ is like watching a car crash on the highway.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před 2 lety +70

    It's so heartwarming to hear Jimmy talk about his kids and happy birthday to his son 🥰 it's so heartwarming to hear about it takes a break from all the craziness.

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff Před 2 lety +9

    TRUMP or honey glazed ham, love it!

  • @plz1277
    @plz1277 Před 2 lety +38

    I can’t stop laughing!!! “Trump or Ham?” 😂😂😂😂
    I seriously may have peed a little on this one 🤭

  • @daisyterry9508
    @daisyterry9508 Před 2 lety +6

    Was guiliani paid for his appearance?? What a fall from grace for ",America's mayor"!! "You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas"!!

  • @boondocksdragon8959
    @boondocksdragon8959 Před 2 lety +28

    Alrighty, so I'm off ham forever. 😂 Thanks, Jimmy.

  • @annsanse2935
    @annsanse2935 Před 2 lety +57

    i love how you announce that your son is 5 years old and hold up your hand and say, "yeah, he's this many."

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 Před 2 lety +5

      That's for the 5 right wing viewers

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety +2

      @@KNR90 Because math turns out to not be their thing lately. 🙄

  • @aesopsinspiration4716
    @aesopsinspiration4716 Před 2 lety +11

    I must admit that I rewound several times trying to figure out if that was a suit or a very uninhibited male model with a very small...member. I'm still not sure, but I still laughed each time I watched!

  • @jorenthar9186
    @jorenthar9186 Před 2 lety +27

    I saw an interview with Mike Tyson recently, he said he's not an angry person, unless you threaten his wife, his kids or annoy him. Not that I'd ever meet him, but I took those words to heart.

    • @eddylorenzo5033
      @eddylorenzo5033 Před 2 lety +1

      Facts we have to respect the words of a heavy weight boxing champ 😆 🤣 don't take his words kindly

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Před 2 lety

      Tyson should sue that guy for assault. It was clearly self defense.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Před 2 lety

      He is easily annoyed though.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety +130

    So wonderful
    to hear Jimmie's son is ok. Love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo for bringing the laughter!

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY 🎉🎊🎈🎈💖🌹🦋

  • @jack-a-lopium
    @jack-a-lopium Před 2 lety +11

    To be fair... Morgan is essentially just the modern equivalent of a 19th century carnival barker... he has to get as many people into the tent as possible: 'Step right up folks, see my explosive new interview' and it's likely nothing of the sort.

    • @melodiephillips3514
      @melodiephillips3514 Před 2 lety

      I don’t care how he does it, anything to expose Trump for the low life he is!!! Let’s remember something people, Trump Actually believes in his little pea sized brain that he is the most honest man in the country. That’s how delusional he is

  • @chillywillie6283
    @chillywillie6283 Před 2 lety +7

    MyPillow Mike is the new Unknown Comic from the old Gong Show. He knows how to keep idiots in suspense.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 Před 2 lety

      You gonna watch "2000 Mules"? Biden did not get 80+ million votes...Trump did.

  • @gweppner4006
    @gweppner4006 Před 2 lety +58

    "Jimmy Kimbell" 😂😆🤣 Mike Pillow is a total maroon!

  • @AnnieWarbux
    @AnnieWarbux Před 2 lety +44

    Ex-President Mr.50,000 LIES, claims to be an Honest man?!
    Lie #50,001!!🙄

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 2 lety +6

      Bing, bing, bing, we have a winner. 😄

    • @michaell2496
      @michaell2496 Před 2 lety

      Actually, everything he said ended up being true and the state media was found to have lied. Russian collusion for 3 years has brainwashed you.

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux Před 2 lety +4

      🇺🇦💛🇺🇦

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux Před 2 lety +10

      Trumps for Prison 2024!😁

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 Před 2 lety +6

      Trump is a Taritor 🤣

  • @kimberlyrice4294
    @kimberlyrice4294 Před 2 lety +13

    I’d never even heard of The Masked Singer. Maybe guests like Rudy Giuliani is the reason why.
    I kept comparing Trumps sweaty face with Morgan’s, who did not appear to sweat at all. Knowing Trump likes his own image, I’m surprised he sat still under such hot lights. Reminded me of Nixon’s presidential debate with Kennedy, where Nixon looked like he’d just walked out of a sauna, dripping through his clothes, and JFK was - well, JFK at his best! There was quite a bit of talk about it since these debates were new to television.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical Před 2 lety

      It's a FOX show, so they're ok with random money ghouls, seditionists, and enemies of truth and democracy participating in their lil train wreck.
      They just try to pass em off as regular people.
      Disgusting.

  • @alottocash6875
    @alottocash6875 Před 2 lety +3

    As far as Palin is concerned. "You can put lipstick on a HAM, but it's still a HAM"

  • @shawnat8799
    @shawnat8799 Před 2 lety +50

    Ken walked off. Hella newfound and immense admiration for him.

    • @FjS-GLY
      @FjS-GLY Před 2 lety

      The chap that's famous for putting on a stertypical Asian accent on and getting naked a movie 10 years ago ?

    • @email4664
      @email4664 Před 2 lety +1

      @@FjS-GLY more significant than yourself

    • @charzanboo9940
      @charzanboo9940 Před 2 lety +1

      Walked off from a guy who brought New York City together during 9/11. Quite revealing of Ken's character indeed.

    • @cleffa173
      @cleffa173 Před 7 měsíci

      @@charzanboo9940Um, you’re omitting some PRETTY important details there, pal.

    • @charzanboo9940
      @charzanboo9940 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@cleffa173 You're right. Rudy also cleaned up New York by taking on the mob when he was a federal prosecutor in the 1980s. Thanks for reminding me.

  • @4charmie
    @4charmie Před 2 lety +236

    Hey Jimmy, Your show got me through the 4 long years of trump and now the war in Ukraine. Thank you for making me laugh.

  • @harrowgateguy
    @harrowgateguy Před 2 lety +58

    There’s no one under 80 proven to be as committed to the American people as Bernie.

    • @robinwashington4948
      @robinwashington4948 Před 2 lety +1

      I KNOW RIGHT 🥺WHY HE COULDN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT???WHY, WHY, WHY??? I LOVE BERNIE.

    • @beaupianiste3738
      @beaupianiste3738 Před 2 lety +1

      @@robinwashington4948 Bernie's the best! A lot clearer headed than folks 1/2 his age.

  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 Před 2 lety +1

    A crazy passenger thought it was a good idea to annoy Mike Tyson!!? I had to pause just to say Thankx Jimmy, now THIS..... this is good TV!!!!

  • @MaybeGodwillsaveMe
    @MaybeGodwillsaveMe Před 2 lety +158

    Does anyone tell him he looks orange? I just don't understand how someone could look so orange and not realize it.

    • @billybobwombat2231
      @billybobwombat2231 Před 2 lety +29

      The emperor has no clothes.

    • @stellawynia9542
      @stellawynia9542 Před 2 lety +8

      Have you been living under a rock?

    • @anilachar323
      @anilachar323 Před 2 lety +9

      Maybe T doesn't like his natural 'diluted rosemilk pink' complexion...?

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 Před 2 lety +10

      He blames it on the "new lightbulbs", the modern, efficient ones.

    • @tm13tube
      @tm13tube Před 2 lety +4

      Yes and blend around the edges.

  • @blkcatzette
    @blkcatzette Před 2 lety +12

    Happy birthday to your son and blessings to you and your family!!! Peace and Love!!!

  • @toniroberts8117
    @toniroberts8117 Před 2 lety +4

    Omfg. I literally spit up dying in that Trump interview 😂😂❤️
    The scene when he got up and his pants fell omfg 😂😂😂
    As far as Trump melting.. I thought all those camera people had makeup girls that powder people’s face?
    Trump needs to hire a makeup girl. I’d consider but I’d want to actually get paid.
    I don’t have time to get in line between all the others who sue him for non payment.

  • @all_day309
    @all_day309 Před 2 lety +5

    Extra points for Mike Tyson for beating that annoying dude down...

    • @markwalter1050
      @markwalter1050 Před 2 lety

      and to think that it happened on a Jet Blue flight... I'm shocked 🙄

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 2 lety +12

    Let’s not rehabilitate Giuliani

  • @mamapetillo8675
    @mamapetillo8675 Před 2 lety +17

    I just got the hugest smile when Tyson just decided that “f this sh*t. I’m Mike Tyson.”
    And taught some fool what happens when you mess around

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety

      Tyson is a thug who needs to go to prison. Again.

    • @mystyguitarmusic
      @mystyguitarmusic Před 2 lety +1

      When I was a kid, people called what Tyson gave that jerk an "attitude adjustment". Too bad though that now that guy will sue Tyson for a million dollars, Tyson will have to settle out of court for probably many thousands, and that guy will go around bragging to anyone who will listen about how he got beat up by Mike Tyson and took him for $$$.

  • @davidmckendry7684
    @davidmckendry7684 Před 2 lety +3

    I will never be able to unseen and hear Trump vs Piers. Brilliant.

  • @kepler186f4
    @kepler186f4 Před 2 lety +10

    "He's like a pumpkin slathered in margarine..."... his facial pores are like a topographical map of the lunar surface.

  • @oilyoily2959
    @oilyoily2959 Před 2 lety +38

    Jimmy you've made me not want to eat honey glazed ham ever again!

  • @phoenixlight1111
    @phoenixlight1111 Před 2 lety +38

    It might be the dumbest game you've ever played, lol, but it was funny AF. 😄 And, it's actually disgusting how much he really does look like a greasy chunk of ham......nearly identical. And my autocorrect suggested unethical, so yeah....he IS that too. Lol. I'm glad I can come here to laugh in unity about him. Thank you! 😊

  • @BobMacNeal
    @BobMacNeal Před 2 lety +173

    "He's like a pumpkin slathered in margarine." No one punks private bone spurs like Jimmy Kimmel. I tip my hat to Jimmy's writing team.

    • @PrometheusZandski
      @PrometheusZandski Před 2 lety +12

      That almost knocked me off my chair. I'm going to be using that in the future.

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 Před 2 lety

      Trumplethinskin’s pixelated mushroom, his pumpkin head slathered in margarine, his orange peel, cheetos complexion, ear of corn hairdo, and his ham face…he’s the most disgusting thanksgiving dinner.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 Před 2 lety

      Hey Bob...you going to watch "2000 Mules"?

    • @kevinconboy7387
      @kevinconboy7387 Před 2 lety

      You miss trump so much.

    • @markz9190
      @markz9190 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kevinconboy7387 So do you. Let's Go Brandon.

  • @jamesobrien4013
    @jamesobrien4013 Před 2 lety +5

    Trump or Ham? Absolutely brutal.
    I'm sure there are some of those that will not be to happy with this getting made.

  • @csldc
    @csldc Před 2 lety +12

    "He's like a pumpkin slathered in margarine..." 😂

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Před 2 lety +128

    I thought you were always going to show him naked and I was just about to ask about that till I saw the last part of your clip on that interview, and I almost lost it, lol. 🙌🏻 I did not see that coming but it was perfect, lol! 🤣 Thank you for making us laugh during these crazy times. I love Guillermo, 🥰😍.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Před 2 lety +1

      in that promo,* There! FTFY 😑

    • @palmereldritch7777
      @palmereldritch7777 Před 2 lety +8

      Guillermo is a treasure, effortless funny. Kind of like the zen state of just being funny.

    • @micregil
      @micregil Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, I sure laughed about that, it was hilarious.

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi Před 2 lety +1

      @@palmereldritch7777 He really is❣️🙌🏻

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi Před 2 lety +1

      @@micregil 😉🙌🏻💞

  • @JosephNordenbrockartistraction

    You know about now Bernie Sanders is looking and speaking pretty good. I'll vote for him this next time 2024.

  • @felixdelrosario6122
    @felixdelrosario6122 Před 2 lety +27

    nothing pisses Donald Trump off more than attacking his vanity. calling him "Old Man Trump" will trigger the "excuse me, excuse me "which he interjects when a question gets on his nerve.

  • @nathanielvashaw2328
    @nathanielvashaw2328 Před 2 lety +126

    Rudy being on the Masked Singer show was a big mistake

    • @ronleight9341
      @ronleight9341 Před 2 lety +12

      Did Rudy have to readjust his Mic while he was on the show?? Just curious

    • @carlosalvex
      @carlosalvex Před 2 lety

      His mistake was too try to destroy Democracy for a treason ex Orange clown President who is running the Republican Circus

    • @sierra7202
      @sierra7202 Před 2 lety +14

      Wow, I had no clue that The Masked Singer was having such a serious predicament finding people willing to perform, that they are now digging through the trash & sewers!

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 Před 2 lety +1

      Rudy is a coward and a Taritor 👍👍👿👹💀

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před 2 lety

      rudy being on earth was a big mistake.

  • @justagirlsd3000
    @justagirlsd3000 Před 2 lety +110

    Mike should be on every flight to deal with the drunks. Jet bouncer

    • @BeastNationXIV
      @BeastNationXIV Před 2 lety +5

      Mike Tyson and Brock Lesnar would be great to handle the drunks. Messing with either proves you're not of right mind. 😂

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 Před 2 lety +6

      You know, maybe it's just an American thing, but I've never seen ANYONE have a drunken fight on an Air Canada flight. 🤔

    • @justagirlsd3000
      @justagirlsd3000 Před 2 lety

      @@ArtGirl82 I have never seen it either. I flew down to Cabo and Guadalajara last year full on covid19. Everyone wears a mask, every building your temperature taken, hand sanitizer and some mats with alcohol to step in then dry off. I never saw any Vaxholes or maskholes or karens acting like fools. None of this crazy nonsense going on.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety

      Pretty sure we can hire non-unrepentant rapists for such positions.

  • @petercarroll3977
    @petercarroll3977 Před 2 lety +1

    Ppl will never be able to eat honey glazed Ham EVER Again without vomiting 🤮

  • @athenak4666
    @athenak4666 Před 2 lety +10

    We do need an age limit for presidents, governors, supreme court justices, senators, and House rep. And 75 should be it!

  • @janelacher9234
    @janelacher9234 Před 2 lety +28

    Happy Birthday Billy! So glad he is healthy!!

  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 Před 2 lety +7

    Happy Birthday Billy!

  • @rebeccahenderson7761
    @rebeccahenderson7761 Před 2 lety +18

    I LOVE Bernie!! He may be old, but the man is brilliant, can complete a full sentence intelligently each & every time, has a lifetime of integrity in serving the people and is a pitbull for the People, Business & our environment!!! Feel the Bern!

  • @Me-wk3ix
    @Me-wk3ix Před 2 lety +1

    So glad his son is happy and healthy!

  • @davidarbuckle7236
    @davidarbuckle7236 Před 2 lety +4

    A Pumpkin slathered in margarine. Hysterical. I am going to save that.

  • @myrlekelley7610
    @myrlekelley7610 Před 2 lety +19

    I used to love honey glazed ham,not anymore

  • @shampoojones5447
    @shampoojones5447 Před 2 lety +7

    Seems like old news. I have dreamed about them walking offstage when Giuliani appeared 😆

  • @carterobrien2958
    @carterobrien2958 Před 2 lety +1

    75 yrs. old maximum for all Senators, Congressmen, SUPREME COURT, Judges. (I am 92). We need younger men and women who are more capable for today's world!

  • @1fristad
    @1fristad Před 2 lety +33

    Love your show Jimmy - my wife and I watch every night!

  • @johnsmith-ds5yt
    @johnsmith-ds5yt Před 2 lety +35

    Keep on making us laugh Jimmy. Love your show 😃

  • @lovemonstera4144
    @lovemonstera4144 Před 2 lety +1

    Could never look at Pumpkin and honey glazed ham ever again😝 Thanks Jimmy Kimmel 🤣

  • @creamysauce5351
    @creamysauce5351 Před 2 lety +49

    I’d have respect for our country, those serving and the politicians (and politics) if there wasn’t so much damn dishonesty, egotism and greed in the system but I guess that is just how humans act

    • @luciustitius
      @luciustitius Před 2 lety +1

      Not necessarily.

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 Před 2 lety +7

      Greed for the wrong thing(s) yet still call themselves Christians. Generosity is Christ like.

    • @creamysauce5351
      @creamysauce5351 Před 2 lety +3

      @@newyawkgiants5877 lol so true true

    • @kathleenjohnson867
      @kathleenjohnson867 Před 2 lety +1

      +Listening to pre-elected People, who serve on the local level, are a lot easier to really see who they are, what they represent (self or others). People who intend to vote need to ask more questions and not just listen to hype during campaign season.

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 Před 2 lety +3

      @@newyawkgiants5877 exactly right

  • @amarius9738
    @amarius9738 Před 2 lety +4

    the, “Trump or ham” was hilarious! 🤣

  • @AyeCarumba221
    @AyeCarumba221 Před 2 lety +23

    Jimmy; man thank you, thank you, thank you for staying on top of trump, klan mom, gaetz etc. in all seriousness, there is not a lot standing between democracy and fascism. Sorry to lay that responsibility at your feet. But we thank you.

  • @nancydrew1882
    @nancydrew1882 Před 2 lety +2

    What?! The masked singer is digging through porto potties for contestants now?!😳

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows Před 2 lety +6

    Mask mandates on planes only got lifted on domestic flights. And airports still follow state rules and can still make mask mandatory. Like New York and LA airports still require them.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 2 lety +139

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙

    • @coreygarnett5826
      @coreygarnett5826 Před 2 lety +5

      I agree

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 Před 2 lety +5

      @@coreygarnett5826 👍😇

    • @Winecone
      @Winecone Před 2 lety +2

      I like the creativity

    • @CRHE
      @CRHE Před 2 lety +1

      🤣

    • @wowwowwow8765
      @wowwowwow8765 Před 2 lety +1

      Jim we talked about this. You can’t keep pretending you are someone else on the internet. Listen bud you have to actually be funny. Dont just do stuff and pretend it’s funny and rely on the applause sign.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +37

    Photos of Trump wearing a diaper from the interview looks real. That’s a Big Caboose on the Trump Train!

    • @ronleight9341
      @ronleight9341 Před 2 lety +11

      Many people are saying he is incontinent.

    • @michaell2496
      @michaell2496 Před 2 lety

      None of these wars would have happened under Trump. Dems have blood on their hands, afghanistan blood, ukraine blood and soon, Taiwan blood. These are the facts.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ronleight9341 He is. He wears depends.

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 Před 2 lety +6

      @@TheDarkness1 🤣👍🤣

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 Před 2 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxhesh2632
    @maxhesh2632 Před 2 lety +16

    I was less shocked by Fox having a Traitor to his Country on the Masked Singer, and more shocked by what happened to Nicole Scherzinger's face.

    • @karinneeskens
      @karinneeskens Před 2 lety

      That was nicole??
      I dont watch masked singer, but damn.

  • @rachelcarson7119
    @rachelcarson7119 Před 2 lety +4

    “God never intended for one group of people to live in superfluous, inordinate wealth, while others live in abject, deadening poverty.”
    -Martin Luther King Jr.

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 Před 2 lety

      I totally agree wrong for so many people to be in dire poverty.Why a few in this country have all the wealth .It is morally wrong.

  • @31emxof
    @31emxof Před 2 lety +152

    Klepper recently made a discovery about why he sometimes is actually popular at Trump rallies, and I imagine it's the same reason Lindell wants Jimmy to stick around. He's the heel! We're talking about crowds that love the bad soap-opera-worthy storylines of the WWE. It only increases the popularity and fun of following a Trump or a Lindell if they have recurring "villain" characters to play against in their crazy fantasy worlds. They're showmen...without a foil or some drama to stir, they're just bland, insane morons.

    • @vstarr77
      @vstarr77 Před 2 lety +7

      Nailed it!!

    • @ST-xg3gy
      @ST-xg3gy Před 2 lety

      Do what?

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani Před 2 lety +13

      You have nailed it perfectly! I've been saying since the 80s that everything in modern-day America is essentially professional wrestling. I've even talked about that to visitors at an NYC art gallery. in 21st Century America, EVERYTHING is performative, nothing is sincere. It's all a show for the marks.
      By the way, I only wish the storylines on WWE programming were as good as bad soap opera plots.

    • @suzanneyoung1729
      @suzanneyoung1729 Před 2 lety +2

      Well said!!

    • @suzanneyoung1729
      @suzanneyoung1729 Před 2 lety +1

      That was to Mark F..

  • @STierLuck
    @STierLuck Před 2 lety +319

    Trump or ham was hilarious and I loved how the whole crowd participated

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Před 2 lety +17

      ... ham and eggs ruined forever 🤧

    • @Me_G.
      @Me_G. Před 2 lety +7

      @@Mondfischli Yep. 😕

    • @infinitysteppingstone331
      @infinitysteppingstone331 Před 2 lety +7

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @cindykaywebster4643
      @cindykaywebster4643 Před 2 lety +1

      Me too!

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 Před 2 lety +15

      @DPG what are you whining about, trump gets publicity, and the show is a COMEDY show. And what's a bigger joke than the orange oaf...

  • @patjcoan
    @patjcoan Před 2 lety +12

    Trump or Ham may have been the greatest bit in television history

  • @holyspirit606
    @holyspirit606 Před 2 lety +27

    It's pissing trump off so bad, you hurt his feelings. It's the best game ever. 🥰🥳😘👏

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R Před 2 lety +42

    Congrats Jimmy on your son's 5th Birthday

  • @ems3376
    @ems3376 Před 2 lety +56

    I'm really glad his kid is healthy. Congrats to the Kimmel family. I hope they all stay healthy and happy.

  • @livenewstvdotcom6748
    @livenewstvdotcom6748 Před 2 lety +2

    Can I just say Jimmy made me laugh my head hurt 🤕 too bad 🤣🤣🤣👏

  • @realityjunky
    @realityjunky Před 2 lety +1

    The ham gag was brilliant!!