Senate Republicans Block Abortion Rights Bill, Trump vs Wind & Newly-Leaked Lindsey Graham Audio
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- The Senate failed to pass an abortion rights bill on a shocking and unfathomable day in our nation’s history, Jimmy uses some visual aids to explain how dumb some of the arguments were, Republican candidates want to make sure everyone knows they are pro-life with a few notable exceptions, Trump reportedly asked his national security team if China was creating hurricanes and shooting them at us, newly-leaked audio of Lindsey Graham recorded just after the attack on the Capitol reveals that he was looking forward to the calming presence of Joe Biden, Mike Pence is on the road complaining about the high price of gas, Bill Gates announced that he tested positive for COVID, Mattel is rolling out a Barbie that comes with hearing aids, and our in-house movie critic Yehya reviews Marvel Studios’ Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
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Guillermo's deadpan face when he sidled in with the Mitch on a stick was perfect.
yeah quite a statement i agreed
I don't think Mitch's chin pouch was quite prominent.
I literally lol'd!🤣
@Candice Lynn That made me LOL, Thanks!
@Candice Lynn Don't forget to erase your browser history. 😆
Somebody gonna break it to Daines where his omelets come from?
If he's so worried about turtle eggs. Tell him to talk to McConnell.
"We shouldn't have let the host of Celebrity Apprentice pick three Supreme Court judges..." I thought that was a joke until I realized IT WASN'T.
And Americans thank God, Trump appointed three of them. Left has now decided that if we can not abort our unborn, we will starve them to death after their birth.
Scary hu?
"navy pilot, son in law" "unworthy", WTF.
Machin is the best republican ever.
He sure is
The best Repugnant-can.
This just in, Susan Collins is completely shocked at how Susan Collins voted
I hate the fact that she is a fellow Mainer; we as a state do NOT agree with her
@@melissadelehanty3616 vote her out. She doesn't know anything, and she lies about what she says she knows!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂😂
Jay Gatsby: I bet she is deeply troubled to find out.
So let me guess: Susan Collins clutched her pearls over the SCOTUS vote, and then followed along in the senate and voted against codifying Roe. Of course, I never listen to a thing she says anymore.
Susan Collins wears Lindsey Graham's flip-flops.
I can’t believe she was re-elected to her seat.
No one can be that stupid and gullible, it is malevolent intent and deceit and idiots still give her the power to ruin everybody's lives
You guys attacked and continue to attack SCOTUS and their families, and commit treason daily by unprecedented leaks and attacks on Federal government😃Good luck ever winning a SCOTUS decision again😆😆
What the heck is wrong with Susan Collins....please voters....get her out
There should be a limit of one Justice appointment for each term.
You could force the Supreme Court judges to retire at 75 or an appropriate age, as is the case in Australia
Why? It's not like the justices are mentally degrading like Biden. Our supreme court Justice are life sentences so that their decisions are not influenced by turn overs. They are doing what's right
In the US in the 1790's average life expectancy for men was about 47 years. Turnover of justices was much more possible.
you can't force people to retire because of age lol
You could also brace for impact at the age of 75 for the police to tackle you for not wearing a mask OUTSIDE, as is the case in Australia.
@@xxxJACKGxxx Generally not, but there are several exceptions including " certain industries and occupations that are regulated by law, and are often part of the government."
A number of state contitutions have established mandatory retirement ages for judges. In Gregory v. Ashcroft, the U.S. Supreme Court held that state judges were not "employees" under the ADEA.
"No Sir, China has a Magic Sharpie that they use to direct hurricanes."
That would certainly explain the hurricanes appearing on the east-cost, which doesn't exactly has a good line-of-sight looking from China.
@@Shuizid knowing how excellent Americans are with geography, most right wing Americans think China is Greenland.
😳
LMFAO From BC Canada
NASA demonstrated control of weather a couple years back. It's been reality since WW2, and there has been many disclosure documents and reports from BBC and other big media companies, even chemtrails have been admitted to be a geoengineering project. The question that remains is why there still is a pretend climate crisis with DEW and HAARP as tools. Not a real question though, we know the only thing that exists to most people are things sensationalized and repeated at least 40 times by the legacy media.
Now we need Robin Williams and George Carlin and Jim Henson back and be on Jimmy Kimmel show doing some puppets wit Jimmy Kimmel. Lol!! 🤣🤣🤣
That clip of Trump endorsing the pro-choice position in juxtaposition to how we’ve watched him clumsily convince evangelical Christians that he’s one of them is such a confrontation of how stupid people can be in choosing a leader.
They chose well. Biden, Obama, and Hillary voters obviously didn't
And biden is a genius? 🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩💩💩
@@tmgmagdalena4138 Hate to say it and I'm not a biden fan, but yes, compared to trump, biden is a genius.
We can't forget that trump paid for an abortion when he impregnated one of his side women. What a shining example of white nationalist christianity.
@@tmgmagdalena4138 He didn't mention Biden? You lot are so obsessed with him
Lindsey Graham is definitely being blackmailed and being told what to say or otherwise...
What could explain his behavior other than having a weak spine?
There's probably a video out there showing this isn't Lindsey Graham's first rodeo.
Professional Sycophant
Russia's got something on him.
Flimsy graham
Nah, he just travels whichever way the dollars $$$ are blowing in from.
I wept because the puppets had the most intelligent political discourse I've heard today.
Guillermo was clutch coming in with the MacConnell face!
@@laurafay2796 McConnell on a steek!
Maybe those are the two new parties we could adopt.
Sea turtles are not human
The puppets were intelligent political discourse?
Calling a navy pilot who serves his country unworthy is typical of the gop.
The Eric and junior jokes are hilarious 😂😂😂❤️
“Unworthy son in law whom is a Navy pilot.” How can we expect him to respect Service Members when he doesn’t respect his own family. What a pillar of church and society.
I found it to be unsettling, too. In an attempt to be funny? He presented himself as disrespectful and cringe-worthy.
I'm sure he didn't mean it, but the AWFUL delivery made it seem like he did 😂
I think he meant it as a joke. But his delivery was aweful.
Grammar? Whom is?! 🤦🏻♀️
Why was his son in law who is a Naval Service Member unworthy? That is an awful thing to say 🧐
Guillermo's deadpan face was the most hilarious moment on the show today
u people clown a latino for his stupidity and think you are antiracist? u are real intrinsic racists
Agree
nailed it
Wait was that MaMaw?? Roll tide. Well played.
Also Guillermo just popping up with Mitch slayed me
He hates "windmills" because they built wind turbines 5 miles offshore from his Scottish golf course after he sued then to stop.
They should have built it on his golf course.
Exactly!
America has become dumber over the last 5 6 years. SAD 😢
Maybe because people watch Comcast msm and Hollywood slime like Jimbo?
Ugh. No wonder our country getting laughed at...and or doing better than USA
We deserved to be laughed at... we're a death joke
Not all of us, just a squawky minority.
The wind footage was a work of art!
"Joe Manchin voted with his fellow republicans" that right there is why we don't have a "build back better" plan
Thank God
@@themistero
I agree.
@@themistero right?!? God forbid putting money INTO the country! Despicable!
That's why gas isn't $8 per gallon. YET!
@@robertfrapples2472 Ya, Trump ran everything into the ground like he always does, while riding off the coat tails of his predecessor, then handed the turd he's been cooking to the next guy. He's a bankrupted business con man, a rancid pile of marmalade, the kitten clutching kumquat commander with cheese. And his supporters really are puppets.
He was for choice then, because he paid for a few back then.
Lol, that's probably true.
The bit about the wind had me dieing in laughter.😂 Wind.
Hilarious.Yes,the former weaklings traitor is indeed terrified by wind among so many other issues
I don't think I'll ever forgive Jimmy for that one. Most I've had to hear that orange windbag, blowing hot air in months. 🌬😵
“200 miles an hour (wind)” BRO he woulda been blown away😂
I'm not surprised, wind has been killing Trump for decades, of course you're dying of laughter
Laugh now, but wait until you get hit with a Chinese Tornado Cannon!
We also don't lay eggs...
"No step too high for a high-stepper" is gonna be my new catchphrase 😆
The explanation with the turtle is hilarious 😂😂😂
How does half a nation actually go out and vote for such an unintelligent person?
Have you seen the maga rallies. You think the people of Walmart are bad.
I know Biden is not all there!
That's what we're trying to figure out. Now he wants you to fight Russians on behalf of Ukraine
2000 Mules, why do you think all these illegal aliens are here?
@@bfun4615 yeah right Trump was and is beyond stupid.
Keep them coming Jimmy..... We need to laugh 😂 so we don’t cry over the sad state our government is in.
Overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control.
In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.
Kimmell has an obsession with trump and it’s hatred
@@kevin2400 It’s not just Trump he has been talking about. It’s these idiotic republicans whom keep their names in the media with their stupidity.
How can you be pro life and pro guns at the same time? Quite a conundrum...
Well put Jimmy
Dark times as we hurdle towards minority, theocratic rule.
I know Black Lives Matter movement is ruining this country!
Overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control.
In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.
Absolutely correct, and well said. Unfortunately.
Is that what we want? Minority and theocratic rule?
And if we end up having an autocracy, you can kiss some of your freedoms goodbye.
Including, but not limited to guns, a woman's bodily autonomy, free speech, and of course freedom of religion and freedom FROM religion.
Hello. Overturning Roe puts this issue back in the hands of the voters of each state, and federally if a bill with proper support is out forward. It literally restores democracy whereas the original Roe decision was the result of a handful of judges subverting the will of the people with a ruling that invented an abortion right out of thin air.
@@damienthorne861 they hang rapists on crosses in Saudi Arabia .
Lindsey Graham doesn't go where the wind blows Lindsey Graham is Gone with the Wind Trump looked at him one day and said frankly Lindsay I don't give a damn
Loose Lips Lindsey and Donald McDoody are both blowing hot air. Butt only one is top secret.
Didn't Trump throw Lindsey under the Bus??
Thank you for my first laugh æg today
Oh Damn, now you have me picturing Miss Lindsey in his best southern belle drag, posing in front of an old south plantation big house.
@@lanceypants9 When is he not throwing his “supporters” under the bus?
I can’t stop laughing at the wind section until my belly hurts
Jimmy Kimmel is the best talk show host.
The intern that has to comb through T**** rallies to find all those sound bites is the hero we didn't know we needed.
Yes, combing his hair piece
Did that guy from Montana hatch recently?
People don't like expensive gas yet we have had a fleet average of 27 MPG that hasn't changed in nearly 50 years. Which party constantly blocks changes to the CAFE standards? Why hasn't engine fuel efficiency improved in 50 years?
It would've been nice if the gun ad showed a picture of Stewart Rhodes.
And stuff like this is why I always get confused by yanks saying they are the leader of the free world or land of the free.
It's always been far from perfect, but we're becoming more and more of a. banana republic with each passing day. Be glad you don't live here.
We're going down the fascist drain in India as well. But we're dying very quietly. Like MH370.
As someone who lives in Africa we have more rights in my country than a woman there will have.
Don't think Montana is a Yank State
"Why do we have laws protecting the eggs of a sea turtle and the eggs of an eagle?"
Pretty sure there are punishments if you destroy a human embryo without getting their consent, too. However, regardless of the fact that eagles and sea turtles obviously aren't humans, the situations aren't equatable. If a Eagle chooses to kick an egg from their nest, we don't arrest them or force them to raise the chick.
Thank you. I appreciate this explanation. It would be a different case if there was a clinic or doctor that force women to abort their fetuses without their consent.
@@bokani79 Ask a native.
"a Eagle"
The eagle doesn’t Have rights. A innocent baby should. It’s a human goofy
@@kaws3076 so, an eagle isn't as important as a fetus?
"My unworthy son in law" the Navy pilot.
Seriously?!
Brilliant Monologue as usual 👏👏👏👏 Love Jimmy!
Voting matters, now we have 3 justices chosen by a man who thought nuking hurricanes and injecting disinfectants were real options...
A man chosen by the electoral college and not popular vote, so no voting doesn't really matter but where you live does.
Half the Supreme Court was selected by dudes who lost the popular vote. I say, if you lose popular vote...YOU GET ONE PICK ONLY ! GOP or Dems , does not matter who
Yeah and now we have $5 gas and double digit inflation because of Biden
2 of those had nothing to do with trump it was Mitch the b..... doing the 180 on judge appointment, this kind of thinking is beyond Trumps ability. It has nothing to do with him personally after all water pressure in showers & toilets is far more important. His biggest talking point over 4 yrs.
Well now that we know those hurricanes were shot out of a gun by China, nuking them makes a lot more sense. :-/
If it costs you $6k to fill the tank of whatever you bought to drive, it's time to re-evaluate your life choices.
You’re awesome for speaking on this!
Pro life? Yeah, what about after the kid is born to a poor single mom. Then you couldn’t care less if they starve. Also, sea turtles and eagles are endangered, people are not. Great puppeteer Jimmy, dad skills?
Yes, people are all over the world. There are about 8 billion of us, so let´s legalize killing people after they´re born too. Question: How low does the human population have to get in order for it to be considered an endangered species too?
The answer to the abortion problem is reforming the adoption system so that a pregnant woman can find willing parents for her child quickly and easily.
2:30 Remind me please, what are the severe punishments for eating (and thus destroying) chicken eggs?
Mmmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe because chickens aren't an endangered species (and neither are humans).
It's only the WHITE humans that the GOP care about.
To say nothing of sheep, cattle, goats etc etc
Americans complaining about gas prices are HILARIOUS!! Here in Vancouver, B.C. we're paying $6.50 USD per US gallon for Regular.
Some one commented that a gallon of coca cola is more expensive than a gallon of gas. Is that true?
Ahhhhh...
@AnnoyingMoose • What do you mean "regular?" You still have a choice of leaded and unleaded in Canada?
I heard it was about 6.00 a gallon a little while back.
That’s the worst thing I ever heard anyone say about Twizzlers 🤦🏻♀️
Wind montage was amazing!
Dear America,
Welcome to the start of your new theocracy. I wish you all the best. You're going to need it. Part of the delivery of your new theocracy includes the safe disposal of your secular democracy and any associated rubbish, such as unwanted constitutions etc.
I am from MT and I APPROVE this msg re insane Daines!!
I don't understand how people can hear what's coming out of his mouth and still think he's intelligent.
In the kingdom of fools, the loudest fool is king.
So funny. Thank you
OMFG!! 😂 I literally doubled over laughing when Guillermo popped in with McConnell's head on a stick!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like it when they post the monologue on CZcams before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
I'm central time. It's nice to hv the show early...🌹💖
Thanks for reminding us daily
Same here in Kansas City
I like it when you post this comment saying you like it when they post the monologue on CZcams before the actual air time on television. (You are in the eastern time).
@@FrankBenlin I'm not and they still show early.
“You might say ‘don’t do it, wind. Leave these poor people alone. But I’m a prankster, tee hee hee heeeeee.”
Oh I like what Jimmy says and a thanks stay safe peace
I love Yehya’s movie reviews
Keep ‘em coming!!
i Know ! i kinda forget him - boomer here, my last time in the movies was the Clint E lady boxer, very good - so when jimmy pops a yehya on us is great, and as close as i get . ps loved guillermo's mitch-face.
Honestly, I fast-forward anytime Yehya comes on. He ceased being funny to me long ago.
@@shawnuel Double-speed isn't fast enough, though it does make his gibberish extra gibberlicious.
Outlook
I hate them - I turn off the second they come on.
I migrated from a country where abortion was a criminal act. It was recently decriminalized as of start of 2021. (This was in South Korea)
So I do understand burden of not having bodily autonomy...
Our family migrated to this wonderful nation for freedom & opportunities..
Therfore, it's REALLY heartbreaking to see other nations progress, while many parts of America regress..
To point out a HUGE difference --- in some of these countries, like South Korea, actually believe in life starting at conception; unlike America.
To elaborate.. how people age is different..
In South Korea --- you begin to age from the moment of conception. Upon birth, your 100th day indicates 1yr of age (which is one of the biggest celebration of one's life, other than 60th birthday). However, Koreans do not age on their birthday.... rather the nation ages together on New Year's day.
i.e.
I am 42yrs old in America. However, I am 44 yrs old in South Korea.
Despite this HUGE difference, other nations are still striving to progress for the better....
So what the GOP is doing --- it's really really really difficult for me fully "digest"...
Please vote progressively
Be thankful your parents chose to have you.
As president Reagan said...Ots ironic that those who support abortion were actually born.
@@vittorioluchi2134 typically if folks claim to hear voices from non-born people, they are assumed to be mentally ill.
Thank you for this information! It’s interesting. ❤️ Welcome to the USA. 🇺🇸 I had some friends, when I was a child, that were from Korea and they told me Koreans are the best people. 😊 I’ve wanted to be Korean ever since. 😂
@@vittorioluchi2134 he also gave us the trickle down fantasy.
He's really obsessed with slandering his political opposition
So are the republicans
Jimmy's monologues are genius!!
Can you write off a fetus as a dependent? No? Does child support kick in at conception? No?
These guys hope they can count on the vote of a fetus...
Am sorry but this argument doesn’t make much sense to me , you also can’t write off a 39 month old baby who is still unborn 🙄 does that make them less human
Is the fetus a living, innocent, human being? Because those are the questions that actually f ucking matter.
Sea turtles Eagles are endangered species while Humans are endangering them. This argument was so ridiculous!!
Not to mention the pushback when animals are put on the endangered species list. Perhaps we should look at his voting record on endangered species in Montana.
Turtles are more important than humans.
Because of policies protecting corporations we are also endangered it doesn't help that democrats don't give a damn Either they don't have the balls to stand up to Republicans. THEY even joined Republicans in approving filthy Supreme Court nominees who are helping Republicans destroy this country. We have to fight back ourselves, can't depend on either party to help.
Yeaa
@@AD-bb9np Sorry about your self image.
I needed that laugh.Thanks
That Egyptian guy is a GOD 😂🤣😂😂 what’s his name? Adam Sabre?! 😅🤣😂
Wow, I didn't know I needed that spoiler alert warning until the third one. Thanks Yehya!
If the mother sea turtle destroyed her own eggs, would Republicans want to put that sea turtle in jail?....lmfao!
Comparing a turtle to a human is what we call a category error…
Right on Jimmy!!
Fing CLASSIC. A xx (From London, UK)
I'm so embarrassed that Steve Daines is my Senator.
Me, too. So many stupid politicians here in MT for such a small population.
When he mentioned the turtles. I thought he was talking about Mitch McConnell and his chin pouch flapping in the water.
Evidently you should be?! 🤔
I can sympathize, especially since my Senators are Scott and Rubio...
Maybe he thinks humans are an endangered species.
6:14 T**** is obsessed with wind for one simple reason... because he's full of it.
The Republican Party
They love the fetus
Starve the child
They love the soldier
Abandon the veteran
They love Corporations
Fleece the workers
They love the Bible
Ignore the verses
Lpl. What administration is sending veterans doctors to the border for illegals.
@@JohnDavis-ez9jl I would say an administration that protects the needy!
@horace sheffield lol . A Christian one.
@horace sheffield No I do love the bible and its teachings. Do I agree with sending veterans doctors do the border instead of taking care of our sick veterans. So the teaching of Christ also says he is the only way to the Father if people dont accept this shake the dust from your feet and leave.
Obama stacked the VA coverup
Gates bought the Farm land
Corporations employ uninvested/no risk workers
“…that if any would not work, neither should he eat.” 2 Thess 3:10. This verse?
lmao at the spoiler alert, Bravo 👏 🤣 😂
I'm so sorry MT sent Daines to Washington. I think he lets interns write all his stuff. I can't fathom how he thinks he knows so much about sea turtles - we don't have any here.
One of the first clips from you that I actually laughed out loud through the whole thing! Well done and THANK YOU!!
"actually"
Absolutely one of your finest monologues yet, a great production with endless laughs. The hand puppets were hilarious and timely.
Turtle: we aren't human beings
Law: exactly, you guys are protected
ook at the silver lining... who do you think are doing most of those abortions? milky white, Jesus loving, right wing conservative trad. wives ? - LOL. so rise a glass for all the future welfare queens payed with your tax money ! - I guess we will have a rise of BLACKS, and MEXICANS in all those beautiful red states... always a good thing in my book !
Yes!
You are right!
"he must've shot that before eric was born"
spoken so casually, but jesus christ does that hit
Speaking of birth control, overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control.
In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.
I personally think Don Jr is worse but yeah
The reason the supreme court republican Nazis have outlawed abortions It because none of them can get it up. A bunch of losers.
I’ve been saying we need to stack the court for two years I think Biden is in a coma. I hope the Democrats have someone that’s better than him.
You guys attacked and continue to attack SCOTUS and their families, and commit treason daily by unprecedented leaks and attacks on Federal government😃Good luck ever winning a SCOTUS decision again😆😆
@@tynao2029 Peaceful protest is not an attack. It is a constitutional right. Treason is a daily practice of Republicans. As in the January 6th violent attack on the capitol.
Jimmy is my main talk show host who I watch daily 💪
"Ow, my bladder!" Lost it right there...
Thanks Jimmy for mentioning the sea turtles and the national bird lol
If men had babies there would be more abortion clinics and commercials than there are Starbucks
exactly!! you could get an abortion at a drive through.
If men had babies they would be women and the entire dynamic would be mirrored.
And they really would try to use it as birth control. 🙄
And it would be federally funded along with birth control 🙄
I wonder what the back alleys would look like.
Hopefully that explanation about endangered species goes through to Steve Daines. You know how he will only be in favor of an issue when they're spoken through puppets.
Yeah, thanks Jimmy. HOPEFULLY This will explain to the GOP that endangered species needs to be protected from humans (poachers). Even if puppets had to be used.
Actually Haines argument was on point. Even though I am pro-choice, abortion should always be the last choice.
Eric is the Garfunkel of the Trump sons.
@@jacklittle1624 The argument was stupid though.
Anyway, abortion IS the last choice. No sane person uses it instead of contraceptives.
No wonder he’d be in favor of an issue when spoken through Trump.
also Steve Daines: Why do we have laws that protect the eggs of sea turtles and eagles but not the eggs of chickens I used for my omelette.
Our very own Caesar Flickerman? All he needs is a purple ponytail?
Holy crap! That’s the ONLY friggin reason for the MAGA hat!!! His hair! 😂
It keeps his hair from flying all over!
Abortion was legal in America until 1910.
Ben Franklin had recipes for an abortion medication.
The bible does too. "Bitter water."
Everyone had a home 'remedy', I would guess. It's not exactly a new concept, and really a fairly recent widespread controversy. The GOP realized school segregation wasn't exactly a Christlike message to get people to the polls, so they had to find a new pet cause. 🙄
That's what the five justices need to drink.
Well Ben Franklin was a womanizer so no wonder.
And Nirvana wrote a song about it ‘Pennyroyal tea ‘
Thank you Jimmy for making me laugh without fail !
Gracias Jimmy y Gillermo
Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo, for bringing the laughs when we need them the most!! 🤗💕💕💕
I shouldn’t be ridiculed for being pro life this is ridiculous.
@@jragon9215 However You Are Also Pro Death penalty, I'm sure.
What happened to that man!?!? He must have hit his head! That was an intelligent comment that came out of the mouth of trump. How did we get from pro choice to hurricane cannons?!?!?
It's called drugs and getting senile
The passage of time, and political ambition will do that to an opportunist.
He didn't really believe in the society of spectacle until later in his career. He used to think he had to conform with what society wanted, but eventually he realized he only had to conform with what society wanted /to watch/.
Maybe.
Why wait 50 years to put this into law? Makes no sense.
Brilliant.
Loved the puppets.
Jimmy & Guillermo too of course.
Great show Jimmy! Loved the expose on turtle eggs( endangered species) much like Americas democracy, and womens rights
Margaret Sanger, the founder of the nation’s leading abortion supplier, Planned Parenthood, once said: “We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the negro population.” Perhaps not coincidently, nearly 80 percent of Planned Parenthoods are located in black and Hispanic communities today.
Lmao what? Jimmy and democrats like him can't even define what a woman is.. so how can you advocate for their rights?
@@polypolar pure bs. The racism lies in the right wing religious fanatics magats. White girls having abortions at higher rates than blacks. Its NOBODYS BUSINESS what a womans healthcare rights are
@@dsimmons8954 joined 10 months ago. Another wannabe magat terrorist who deleted his account after 1/6 .magat troll
LOL!!😀calling Kimmel a comedian is like calling Biden awake!😁
Someone should explain to him that turtles and eagles aren’t born. They’re hatched.
I can't believe someone didn't tell him that, before he did his presentation.
Did his staff want him to look like a fool, or were they too afraid to criticize him?
Here it comes…Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves (R) on Sunday refused to rule out the possibility that his state would ban certain forms of contraception, sidestepping questions about what would happen next if Roe v. Wade is overturned.
“Victory and Bert!” Wow, where did that come from?