Senate Republicans Block Abortion Rights Bill, Trump vs Wind & Newly-Leaked Lindsey Graham Audio

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  • The Senate failed to pass an abortion rights bill on a shocking and unfathomable day in our nation’s history, Jimmy uses some visual aids to explain how dumb some of the arguments were, Republican candidates want to make sure everyone knows they are pro-life with a few notable exceptions, Trump reportedly asked his national security team if China was creating hurricanes and shooting them at us, newly-leaked audio of Lindsey Graham recorded just after the attack on the Capitol reveals that he was looking forward to the calming presence of Joe Biden, Mike Pence is on the road complaining about the high price of gas, Bill Gates announced that he tested positive for COVID, Mattel is rolling out a Barbie that comes with hearing aids, and our in-house movie critic Yehya reviews Marvel Studios’ Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
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  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +420

    Guillermo's deadpan face when he sidled in with the Mitch on a stick was perfect.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +31

    Somebody gonna break it to Daines where his omelets come from?

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 lety +2

      If he's so worried about turtle eggs. Tell him to talk to McConnell.

  • @robertplatt1693
    @robertplatt1693 Před 2 lety +103

    "We shouldn't have let the host of Celebrity Apprentice pick three Supreme Court judges..." I thought that was a joke until I realized IT WASN'T.

    • @angelobasso8096
      @angelobasso8096 Před 2 lety

      And Americans thank God, Trump appointed three of them. Left has now decided that if we can not abort our unborn, we will starve them to death after their birth.

    • @marciabraga1111
      @marciabraga1111 Před 2 lety

      Scary hu?

  • @EdA-bz3bu
    @EdA-bz3bu Před 2 lety +3

    "navy pilot, son in law" "unworthy", WTF.

  • @vjmappy
    @vjmappy Před 2 lety +45

    Machin is the best republican ever.

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 Před 2 lety +100

    This just in, Susan Collins is completely shocked at how Susan Collins voted

    • @melissadelehanty3616
      @melissadelehanty3616 Před 2 lety +10

      I hate the fact that she is a fellow Mainer; we as a state do NOT agree with her

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před 2 lety +10

      @@melissadelehanty3616 vote her out. She doesn't know anything, and she lies about what she says she knows!

    • @kathykyle9319
      @kathykyle9319 Před 2 lety +2

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂😂

    • @macforme
      @macforme Před rokem +1

      Jay Gatsby: I bet she is deeply troubled to find out.

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 Před 2 lety +88

    So let me guess: Susan Collins clutched her pearls over the SCOTUS vote, and then followed along in the senate and voted against codifying Roe. Of course, I never listen to a thing she says anymore.

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 Před 2 lety +9

      Susan Collins wears Lindsey Graham's flip-flops.

    • @lizannewhitlow1085
      @lizannewhitlow1085 Před 2 lety +9

      I can’t believe she was re-elected to her seat.

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity Před 2 lety

      No one can be that stupid and gullible, it is malevolent intent and deceit and idiots still give her the power to ruin everybody's lives

    • @tynao2029
      @tynao2029 Před 2 lety

      You guys attacked and continue to attack SCOTUS and their families, and commit treason daily by unprecedented leaks and attacks on Federal government😃Good luck ever winning a SCOTUS decision again😆😆

    • @kathrynmeetz7275
      @kathrynmeetz7275 Před 2 lety +5

      What the heck is wrong with Susan Collins....please voters....get her out

  • @sambarker4357
    @sambarker4357 Před 2 lety +5

    There should be a limit of one Justice appointment for each term.

  • @brendanhart1065
    @brendanhart1065 Před 2 lety +93

    You could force the Supreme Court judges to retire at 75 or an appropriate age, as is the case in Australia

    • @dsimmons8954
      @dsimmons8954 Před 2 lety

      Why? It's not like the justices are mentally degrading like Biden. Our supreme court Justice are life sentences so that their decisions are not influenced by turn overs. They are doing what's right

    • @glenysserslev2550
      @glenysserslev2550 Před 2 lety +7

      In the US in the 1790's average life expectancy for men was about 47 years. Turnover of justices was much more possible.

    • @xxxJACKGxxx
      @xxxJACKGxxx Před 2 lety +1

      you can't force people to retire because of age lol

    • @WAAAAAAGH
      @WAAAAAAGH Před 2 lety

      You could also brace for impact at the age of 75 for the police to tackle you for not wearing a mask OUTSIDE, as is the case in Australia.

    • @jons9621
      @jons9621 Před 2 lety +1

      @@xxxJACKGxxx Generally not, but there are several exceptions including " certain industries and occupations that are regulated by law, and are often part of the government."
      A number of state contitutions have established mandatory retirement ages for judges. In Gregory v. Ashcroft, the U.S. Supreme Court held that state judges were not "employees" under the ADEA.

  • @ThnkCmdyFeelTrgdy
    @ThnkCmdyFeelTrgdy Před 2 lety +222

    "No Sir, China has a Magic Sharpie that they use to direct hurricanes."

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 2 lety +9

      That would certainly explain the hurricanes appearing on the east-cost, which doesn't exactly has a good line-of-sight looking from China.

    • @jasonkluge8669
      @jasonkluge8669 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Shuizid knowing how excellent Americans are with geography, most right wing Americans think China is Greenland.

    • @emjay2045
      @emjay2045 Před 2 lety

      😳

    • @sheiladodds4186
      @sheiladodds4186 Před 2 lety

      LMFAO From BC Canada

    • @iamthenrone
      @iamthenrone Před 2 lety

      NASA demonstrated control of weather a couple years back. It's been reality since WW2, and there has been many disclosure documents and reports from BBC and other big media companies, even chemtrails have been admitted to be a geoengineering project. The question that remains is why there still is a pretend climate crisis with DEW and HAARP as tools. Not a real question though, we know the only thing that exists to most people are things sensationalized and repeated at least 40 times by the legacy media.

  • @roberthartmann782
    @roberthartmann782 Před 2 lety +3

    Now we need Robin Williams and George Carlin and Jim Henson back and be on Jimmy Kimmel show doing some puppets wit Jimmy Kimmel. Lol!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @boardhead6720
    @boardhead6720 Před 2 lety +53

    That clip of Trump endorsing the pro-choice position in juxtaposition to how we’ve watched him clumsily convince evangelical Christians that he’s one of them is such a confrontation of how stupid people can be in choosing a leader.

    • @tynao2029
      @tynao2029 Před 2 lety

      They chose well. Biden, Obama, and Hillary voters obviously didn't

    • @tmgmagdalena4138
      @tmgmagdalena4138 Před 2 lety

      And biden is a genius? 🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩💩💩

    • @someguy4911
      @someguy4911 Před 2 lety +10

      @@tmgmagdalena4138 Hate to say it and I'm not a biden fan, but yes, compared to trump, biden is a genius.

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie Před 2 lety

      We can't forget that trump paid for an abortion when he impregnated one of his side women. What a shining example of white nationalist christianity.

    • @Joe-fn9mi
      @Joe-fn9mi Před 2 lety +2

      @@tmgmagdalena4138 He didn't mention Biden? You lot are so obsessed with him

  • @renegade44040
    @renegade44040 Před 2 lety +234

    Lindsey Graham is definitely being blackmailed and being told what to say or otherwise...
    What could explain his behavior other than having a weak spine?

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 lety +13

      There's probably a video out there showing this isn't Lindsey Graham's first rodeo.

    • @brianmcmanus4690
      @brianmcmanus4690 Před 2 lety +22

      Professional Sycophant

    • @queenofidlis
      @queenofidlis Před 2 lety +13

      Russia's got something on him.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Před 2 lety +19

      Flimsy graham

    • @kyliepechler
      @kyliepechler Před 2 lety +25

      Nah, he just travels whichever way the dollars $$$ are blowing in from.

  • @blackthornsloe8049
    @blackthornsloe8049 Před 2 lety +494

    I wept because the puppets had the most intelligent political discourse I've heard today.

    • @laurafay2796
      @laurafay2796 Před 2 lety +21

      Guillermo was clutch coming in with the MacConnell face!

    • @georgesbrodeur9608
      @georgesbrodeur9608 Před 2 lety +14

      @@laurafay2796 McConnell on a steek!

    • @healthy2202
      @healthy2202 Před 2 lety +6

      Maybe those are the two new parties we could adopt.

    • @MrsC3053
      @MrsC3053 Před 2 lety +3

      Sea turtles are not human

    • @cfife1924
      @cfife1924 Před 2 lety +5

      The puppets were intelligent political discourse?

  • @tonib5899
    @tonib5899 Před 2 lety +4

    Calling a navy pilot who serves his country unworthy is typical of the gop.

  • @Freepalestine.Laurie
    @Freepalestine.Laurie Před 2 lety +1

    The Eric and junior jokes are hilarious 😂😂😂❤️

  • @julionebarres6981
    @julionebarres6981 Před 2 lety +344

    “Unworthy son in law whom is a Navy pilot.” How can we expect him to respect Service Members when he doesn’t respect his own family. What a pillar of church and society.

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Před 2 lety +68

      I found it to be unsettling, too. In an attempt to be funny? He presented himself as disrespectful and cringe-worthy.

    • @queenofidlis
      @queenofidlis Před 2 lety +40

      I'm sure he didn't mean it, but the AWFUL delivery made it seem like he did 😂

    • @rohitr9400
      @rohitr9400 Před 2 lety +36

      I think he meant it as a joke. But his delivery was aweful.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +11

      Grammar? Whom is?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @HeadNtheClouds
      @HeadNtheClouds Před 2 lety +38

      Why was his son in law who is a Naval Service Member unworthy? That is an awful thing to say 🧐

  • @kryscopeland2556
    @kryscopeland2556 Před 2 lety +145

    Guillermo's deadpan face was the most hilarious moment on the show today

  • @Monicaerikarita
    @Monicaerikarita Před 2 lety +2

    Wait was that MaMaw?? Roll tide. Well played.
    Also Guillermo just popping up with Mitch slayed me

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 Před 2 lety +41

    He hates "windmills" because they built wind turbines 5 miles offshore from his Scottish golf course after he sued then to stop.

  • @charlesbridges3991
    @charlesbridges3991 Před 2 lety +31

    America has become dumber over the last 5 6 years. SAD 😢

    • @thomasjohn6041
      @thomasjohn6041 Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe because people watch Comcast msm and Hollywood slime like Jimbo?

    • @DemonKing2k8
      @DemonKing2k8 Před 2 lety +1

      Ugh. No wonder our country getting laughed at...and or doing better than USA
      We deserved to be laughed at... we're a death joke

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 Před 2 lety +1

      Not all of us, just a squawky minority.

  • @sydneyevans2637
    @sydneyevans2637 Před 2 lety +33

    The wind footage was a work of art!

  • @milodelcampo2971
    @milodelcampo2971 Před 2 lety +89

    "Joe Manchin voted with his fellow republicans" that right there is why we don't have a "build back better" plan

    • @themistero
      @themistero Před 2 lety +4

      Thank God

    • @marylamb7707
      @marylamb7707 Před 2 lety +2

      @@themistero
      I agree.

    • @boycottdisneyoruhatekids
      @boycottdisneyoruhatekids Před 2 lety +2

      @@themistero right?!? God forbid putting money INTO the country! Despicable!

    • @robertfrapples2472
      @robertfrapples2472 Před 2 lety +1

      That's why gas isn't $8 per gallon. YET!

    • @thomasmichael2766
      @thomasmichael2766 Před 2 lety

      @@robertfrapples2472 Ya, Trump ran everything into the ground like he always does, while riding off the coat tails of his predecessor, then handed the turd he's been cooking to the next guy. He's a bankrupted business con man, a rancid pile of marmalade, the kitten clutching kumquat commander with cheese. And his supporters really are puppets.

  • @phanticee
    @phanticee Před 2 lety +22

    He was for choice then, because he paid for a few back then.

  • @sterling8298
    @sterling8298 Před 2 lety +146

    The bit about the wind had me dieing in laughter.😂 Wind.

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 Před 2 lety +7

      Hilarious.Yes,the former weaklings traitor is indeed terrified by wind among so many other issues

    • @squeaky7798
      @squeaky7798 Před 2 lety +4

      I don't think I'll ever forgive Jimmy for that one. Most I've had to hear that orange windbag, blowing hot air in months. 🌬😵

    • @ianmccombie2476
      @ianmccombie2476 Před 2 lety +6

      “200 miles an hour (wind)” BRO he woulda been blown away😂

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 2 lety +1

      I'm not surprised, wind has been killing Trump for decades, of course you're dying of laughter

    • @mpaczkow
      @mpaczkow Před 2 lety

      Laugh now, but wait until you get hit with a Chinese Tornado Cannon!

  • @b.l.fisher8230
    @b.l.fisher8230 Před 2 lety +6

    We also don't lay eggs...

  • @Acemancello
    @Acemancello Před 2 lety

    "No step too high for a high-stepper" is gonna be my new catchphrase 😆

  • @Freepalestine.Laurie
    @Freepalestine.Laurie Před 2 lety

    The explanation with the turtle is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @pishedbloke
    @pishedbloke Před 2 lety +279

    How does half a nation actually go out and vote for such an unintelligent person?

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 lety

      Have you seen the maga rallies. You think the people of Walmart are bad.

    • @bfun4615
      @bfun4615 Před 2 lety +34

      I know Biden is not all there!

    • @erinralston
      @erinralston Před 2 lety +8

      That's what we're trying to figure out. Now he wants you to fight Russians on behalf of Ukraine

    • @larrymaulsby1711
      @larrymaulsby1711 Před 2 lety

      2000 Mules, why do you think all these illegal aliens are here?

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 Před 2 lety

      @@bfun4615 yeah right Trump was and is beyond stupid.

  • @elizabethwade9615
    @elizabethwade9615 Před 2 lety +82

    Keep them coming Jimmy..... We need to laugh 😂 so we don’t cry over the sad state our government is in.

    • @bryanjackson8917
      @bryanjackson8917 Před 2 lety +1

      Overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control.
      In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 Před 2 lety

      Kimmell has an obsession with trump and it’s hatred

    • @elizabethwade9615
      @elizabethwade9615 Před 2 lety

      @@kevin2400 It’s not just Trump he has been talking about. It’s these idiotic republicans whom keep their names in the media with their stupidity.

  • @cheechwizard60
    @cheechwizard60 Před 2 lety +8

    How can you be pro life and pro guns at the same time? Quite a conundrum...

  • @rodlamont3736
    @rodlamont3736 Před 2 lety +1

    Well put Jimmy

  • @guthrie_the_wizard
    @guthrie_the_wizard Před 2 lety +55

    Dark times as we hurdle towards minority, theocratic rule.

    • @bfun4615
      @bfun4615 Před 2 lety

      I know Black Lives Matter movement is ruining this country!

    • @bryanjackson8917
      @bryanjackson8917 Před 2 lety

      Overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control.
      In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.

    • @damienthorne861
      @damienthorne861 Před 2 lety +3

      Absolutely correct, and well said. Unfortunately.
      Is that what we want? Minority and theocratic rule?
      And if we end up having an autocracy, you can kiss some of your freedoms goodbye.
      Including, but not limited to guns, a woman's bodily autonomy, free speech, and of course freedom of religion and freedom FROM religion.

    • @jeffreywestphalen2331
      @jeffreywestphalen2331 Před 2 lety +2

      Hello. Overturning Roe puts this issue back in the hands of the voters of each state, and federally if a bill with proper support is out forward. It literally restores democracy whereas the original Roe decision was the result of a handful of judges subverting the will of the people with a ruling that invented an abortion right out of thin air.

    • @dagothur5595
      @dagothur5595 Před 2 lety

      @@damienthorne861 they hang rapists on crosses in Saudi Arabia .

  • @kevlar12345
    @kevlar12345 Před 2 lety +119

    Lindsey Graham doesn't go where the wind blows Lindsey Graham is Gone with the Wind Trump looked at him one day and said frankly Lindsay I don't give a damn

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 lety

      Loose Lips Lindsey and Donald McDoody are both blowing hot air. Butt only one is top secret.

    • @lanceypants9
      @lanceypants9 Před 2 lety +3

      Didn't Trump throw Lindsey under the Bus??

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you for my first laugh æg today

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin Před 2 lety +4

      Oh Damn, now you have me picturing Miss Lindsey in his best southern belle drag, posing in front of an old south plantation big house.

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lanceypants9 When is he not throwing his “supporters” under the bus?

  • @thepowerofpositivity8075

    I can’t stop laughing at the wind section until my belly hurts

  • @louispeddiltton47
    @louispeddiltton47 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy Kimmel is the best talk show host.

  • @daniel_wilkinson
    @daniel_wilkinson Před 2 lety +85

    The intern that has to comb through T**** rallies to find all those sound bites is the hero we didn't know we needed.

  • @laurie6123
    @laurie6123 Před 2 lety +6

    Did that guy from Montana hatch recently?

  • @jeffnelson3791
    @jeffnelson3791 Před 2 lety +1

    People don't like expensive gas yet we have had a fleet average of 27 MPG that hasn't changed in nearly 50 years. Which party constantly blocks changes to the CAFE standards? Why hasn't engine fuel efficiency improved in 50 years?

  • @ericwandless7966
    @ericwandless7966 Před 2 lety +1

    It would've been nice if the gun ad showed a picture of Stewart Rhodes.

  • @ProfessM
    @ProfessM Před 2 lety +32

    And stuff like this is why I always get confused by yanks saying they are the leader of the free world or land of the free.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před 2 lety +10

      It's always been far from perfect, but we're becoming more and more of a. banana republic with each passing day. Be glad you don't live here.

    • @queenofidlis
      @queenofidlis Před 2 lety +3

      We're going down the fascist drain in India as well. But we're dying very quietly. Like MH370.

    • @sandyn3384
      @sandyn3384 Před 2 lety +2

      As someone who lives in Africa we have more rights in my country than a woman there will have.

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 Před 2 lety

      Don't think Montana is a Yank State

  • @Gildedmuse
    @Gildedmuse Před 2 lety +134

    "Why do we have laws protecting the eggs of a sea turtle and the eggs of an eagle?"
    Pretty sure there are punishments if you destroy a human embryo without getting their consent, too. However, regardless of the fact that eagles and sea turtles obviously aren't humans, the situations aren't equatable. If a Eagle chooses to kick an egg from their nest, we don't arrest them or force them to raise the chick.

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 Před 2 lety +21

      Thank you. I appreciate this explanation. It would be a different case if there was a clinic or doctor that force women to abort their fetuses without their consent.

    • @kellygrant3074
      @kellygrant3074 Před 2 lety +3

      @@bokani79 Ask a native.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před 2 lety +2

      "a Eagle"

    • @kaws3076
      @kaws3076 Před 2 lety +11

      The eagle doesn’t Have rights. A innocent baby should. It’s a human goofy

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před 2 lety

      @@kaws3076 so, an eagle isn't as important as a fetus?

  • @anaperez5442
    @anaperez5442 Před 2 lety +1

    "My unworthy son in law" the Navy pilot.
    Seriously?!

  • @evaadams8298
    @evaadams8298 Před 2 lety +9

    Brilliant Monologue as usual 👏👏👏👏 Love Jimmy!

  • @Someaddress555s
    @Someaddress555s Před 2 lety +396

    Voting matters, now we have 3 justices chosen by a man who thought nuking hurricanes and injecting disinfectants were real options...

    • @heyheytaytay
      @heyheytaytay Před 2 lety +57

      A man chosen by the electoral college and not popular vote, so no voting doesn't really matter but where you live does.

    • @karlosanthony5976
      @karlosanthony5976 Před 2 lety

      Half the Supreme Court was selected by dudes who lost the popular vote. I say, if you lose popular vote...YOU GET ONE PICK ONLY ! GOP or Dems , does not matter who

    • @AvengingOttsel
      @AvengingOttsel Před 2 lety

      Yeah and now we have $5 gas and double digit inflation because of Biden

    • @timbuckingham6734
      @timbuckingham6734 Před 2 lety +1

      2 of those had nothing to do with trump it was Mitch the b..... doing the 180 on judge appointment, this kind of thinking is beyond Trumps ability. It has nothing to do with him personally after all water pressure in showers & toilets is far more important. His biggest talking point over 4 yrs.

    • @moresnacksplease526
      @moresnacksplease526 Před 2 lety +1

      Well now that we know those hurricanes were shot out of a gun by China, nuking them makes a lot more sense. :-/

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 Před 2 lety +4

    If it costs you $6k to fill the tank of whatever you bought to drive, it's time to re-evaluate your life choices.

  • @marierosario2773
    @marierosario2773 Před 2 lety

    You’re awesome for speaking on this!

  • @johnransom1146
    @johnransom1146 Před 2 lety +19

    Pro life? Yeah, what about after the kid is born to a poor single mom. Then you couldn’t care less if they starve. Also, sea turtles and eagles are endangered, people are not. Great puppeteer Jimmy, dad skills?

    • @ViolinistJeff
      @ViolinistJeff Před 2 lety

      Yes, people are all over the world. There are about 8 billion of us, so let´s legalize killing people after they´re born too. Question: How low does the human population have to get in order for it to be considered an endangered species too?
      The answer to the abortion problem is reforming the adoption system so that a pregnant woman can find willing parents for her child quickly and easily.

  • @BlackWater_49
    @BlackWater_49 Před 2 lety +21

    2:30 Remind me please, what are the severe punishments for eating (and thus destroying) chicken eggs?
    Mmmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe because chickens aren't an endangered species (and neither are humans).

    • @talk3194
      @talk3194 Před 2 lety

      It's only the WHITE humans that the GOP care about.

    • @corky3550
      @corky3550 Před 2 lety +3

      To say nothing of sheep, cattle, goats etc etc

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose Před 2 lety +6

    Americans complaining about gas prices are HILARIOUS!! Here in Vancouver, B.C. we're paying $6.50 USD per US gallon for Regular.

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd Před 2 lety

      Some one commented that a gallon of coca cola is more expensive than a gallon of gas. Is that true?

    • @bs4real
      @bs4real Před 2 lety

      Ahhhhh...

    • @katrinalee2148
      @katrinalee2148 Před 2 lety

      @AnnoyingMoose • What do you mean "regular?" You still have a choice of leaded and unleaded in Canada?

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 Před 2 lety

      I heard it was about 6.00 a gallon a little while back.

  • @heatherleighartistry
    @heatherleighartistry Před 2 lety

    That’s the worst thing I ever heard anyone say about Twizzlers 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @JohnHoffman65
    @JohnHoffman65 Před 2 lety

    Wind montage was amazing!

  • @UberNoodle
    @UberNoodle Před 2 lety +8

    Dear America,
    Welcome to the start of your new theocracy. I wish you all the best. You're going to need it. Part of the delivery of your new theocracy includes the safe disposal of your secular democracy and any associated rubbish, such as unwanted constitutions etc.

  • @tamzinbrown9384
    @tamzinbrown9384 Před 2 lety +6

    I am from MT and I APPROVE this msg re insane Daines!!

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987

    I don't understand how people can hear what's coming out of his mouth and still think he's intelligent.

  • @robtimothyfletcher5957
    @robtimothyfletcher5957 Před 2 lety +2

    So funny. Thank you

  • @snowcattish
    @snowcattish Před 2 lety +26

    OMFG!! 😂 I literally doubled over laughing when Guillermo popped in with McConnell's head on a stick!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Před 2 lety +107

    I like it when they post the monologue on CZcams before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +7

      I'm central time. It's nice to hv the show early...🌹💖

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Před 2 lety +6

      Thanks for reminding us daily

    • @weatherornotheresmike9303
      @weatherornotheresmike9303 Před 2 lety +4

      Same here in Kansas City

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin Před 2 lety +2

      I like it when you post this comment saying you like it when they post the monologue on CZcams before the actual air time on television. (You are in the eastern time).

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 2 lety

      @@FrankBenlin I'm not and they still show early.

  • @thegeekifiedgirl2797
    @thegeekifiedgirl2797 Před 2 lety

    “You might say ‘don’t do it, wind. Leave these poor people alone. But I’m a prankster, tee hee hee heeeeee.”

  • @traceykoontz2868
    @traceykoontz2868 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh I like what Jimmy says and a thanks stay safe peace

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator Před 2 lety +180

    I love Yehya’s movie reviews
    Keep ‘em coming!!

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Před 2 lety +6

      i Know ! i kinda forget him - boomer here, my last time in the movies was the Clint E lady boxer, very good - so when jimmy pops a yehya on us is great, and as close as i get . ps loved guillermo's mitch-face.

    • @shawnuel
      @shawnuel Před 2 lety +11

      Honestly, I fast-forward anytime Yehya comes on. He ceased being funny to me long ago.

    • @Starclimber
      @Starclimber Před 2 lety +5

      @@shawnuel Double-speed isn't fast enough, though it does make his gibberish extra gibberlicious.

    • @marilynnstephens4643
      @marilynnstephens4643 Před 2 lety +1

      Outlook

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 Před 2 lety

      I hate them - I turn off the second they come on.

  • @Jin420
    @Jin420 Před 2 lety +58

    I migrated from a country where abortion was a criminal act. It was recently decriminalized as of start of 2021. (This was in South Korea)
    So I do understand burden of not having bodily autonomy...
    Our family migrated to this wonderful nation for freedom & opportunities..
    Therfore, it's REALLY heartbreaking to see other nations progress, while many parts of America regress..
    To point out a HUGE difference --- in some of these countries, like South Korea, actually believe in life starting at conception; unlike America.
    To elaborate.. how people age is different..
    In South Korea --- you begin to age from the moment of conception. Upon birth, your 100th day indicates 1yr of age (which is one of the biggest celebration of one's life, other than 60th birthday). However, Koreans do not age on their birthday.... rather the nation ages together on New Year's day.
    i.e.
    I am 42yrs old in America. However, I am 44 yrs old in South Korea.
    Despite this HUGE difference, other nations are still striving to progress for the better....
    So what the GOP is doing --- it's really really really difficult for me fully "digest"...

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 Před 2 lety +12

      Please vote progressively

    • @vittorioluchi2134
      @vittorioluchi2134 Před 2 lety +6

      Be thankful your parents chose to have you.
      As president Reagan said...Ots ironic that those who support abortion were actually born.

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 Před 2 lety

      @@vittorioluchi2134 typically if folks claim to hear voices from non-born people, they are assumed to be mentally ill.

    • @bonniea.1941
      @bonniea.1941 Před 2 lety

      Thank you for this information! It’s interesting. ❤️ Welcome to the USA. 🇺🇸 I had some friends, when I was a child, that were from Korea and they told me Koreans are the best people. 😊 I’ve wanted to be Korean ever since. 😂

    • @jerryjerry7561
      @jerryjerry7561 Před 2 lety +10

      @@vittorioluchi2134 he also gave us the trickle down fantasy.

  • @yeetiesandwheaties
    @yeetiesandwheaties Před 2 lety +2

    He's really obsessed with slandering his political opposition

  • @stemikger
    @stemikger Před 2 lety +8

    Jimmy's monologues are genius!!

  • @Brainhoneywalker
    @Brainhoneywalker Před 2 lety +22

    Can you write off a fetus as a dependent? No? Does child support kick in at conception? No?

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +1

      These guys hope they can count on the vote of a fetus...

    • @socialliveview7698
      @socialliveview7698 Před 2 lety

      Am sorry but this argument doesn’t make much sense to me , you also can’t write off a 39 month old baby who is still unborn 🙄 does that make them less human

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 Před 2 lety

      Is the fetus a living, innocent, human being? Because those are the questions that actually f ucking matter.

  • @pamelac81
    @pamelac81 Před 2 lety +67

    Sea turtles Eagles are endangered species while Humans are endangering them. This argument was so ridiculous!!

    • @sr0917
      @sr0917 Před 2 lety +4

      Not to mention the pushback when animals are put on the endangered species list. Perhaps we should look at his voting record on endangered species in Montana.

    • @AD-bb9np
      @AD-bb9np Před 2 lety +5

      Turtles are more important than humans.

    • @kitten52647
      @kitten52647 Před 2 lety

      Because of policies protecting corporations we are also endangered it doesn't help that democrats don't give a damn Either they don't have the balls to stand up to Republicans. THEY even joined Republicans in approving filthy Supreme Court nominees who are helping Republicans destroy this country. We have to fight back ourselves, can't depend on either party to help.

    • @sonali9207
      @sonali9207 Před 2 lety

      Yeaa

    • @davidmitchell7183
      @davidmitchell7183 Před 2 lety

      @@AD-bb9np Sorry about your self image.

  • @lashannonmorris9762
    @lashannonmorris9762 Před 2 lety +1

    I needed that laugh.Thanks

  • @mizuozman2028
    @mizuozman2028 Před 2 lety

    That Egyptian guy is a GOD 😂🤣😂😂 what’s his name? Adam Sabre?! 😅🤣😂

  • @joshwilson9981
    @joshwilson9981 Před 2 lety +21

    Wow, I didn't know I needed that spoiler alert warning until the third one. Thanks Yehya!

  • @bryonkidder6199
    @bryonkidder6199 Před 2 lety +39

    If the mother sea turtle destroyed her own eggs, would Republicans want to put that sea turtle in jail?....lmfao!

    • @mountairyforjesus
      @mountairyforjesus Před 2 lety

      Comparing a turtle to a human is what we call a category error…

  • @meridithgreen4873
    @meridithgreen4873 Před 2 lety

    Right on Jimmy!!

  • @brotherfax930
    @brotherfax930 Před 2 lety

    Fing CLASSIC. A xx (From London, UK)

  • @angeladansie4378
    @angeladansie4378 Před 2 lety +105

    I'm so embarrassed that Steve Daines is my Senator.

    • @alanpettibone
      @alanpettibone Před 2 lety +16

      Me, too. So many stupid politicians here in MT for such a small population.

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 lety +13

      When he mentioned the turtles. I thought he was talking about Mitch McConnell and his chin pouch flapping in the water.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před 2 lety +2

      Evidently you should be?! 🤔

    • @Najolve
      @Najolve Před 2 lety +11

      I can sympathize, especially since my Senators are Scott and Rubio...

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv Před 2 lety +6

      Maybe he thinks humans are an endangered species.

  • @knowledgeapplied
    @knowledgeapplied Před 2 lety +5

    6:14 T**** is obsessed with wind for one simple reason... because he's full of it.

  • @thomasmoriarty7881
    @thomasmoriarty7881 Před 2 lety +80

    The Republican Party
    They love the fetus
    Starve the child
    They love the soldier
    Abandon the veteran
    They love Corporations
    Fleece the workers
    They love the Bible
    Ignore the verses

    • @JohnDavis-ez9jl
      @JohnDavis-ez9jl Před 2 lety +2

      Lpl. What administration is sending veterans doctors to the border for illegals.

    • @thomasmoriarty7881
      @thomasmoriarty7881 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JohnDavis-ez9jl I would say an administration that protects the needy!

    • @JohnDavis-ez9jl
      @JohnDavis-ez9jl Před 2 lety

      @horace sheffield lol . A Christian one.

    • @JohnDavis-ez9jl
      @JohnDavis-ez9jl Před 2 lety +1

      @horace sheffield No I do love the bible and its teachings. Do I agree with sending veterans doctors do the border instead of taking care of our sick veterans. So the teaching of Christ also says he is the only way to the Father if people dont accept this shake the dust from your feet and leave.

    • @jamesmoeller9366
      @jamesmoeller9366 Před 2 lety +1

      Obama stacked the VA coverup
      Gates bought the Farm land
      Corporations employ uninvested/no risk workers
      “…that if any would not work, neither should he eat.” 2 Thess 3:10. This verse?

  • @anidiquaojala1804
    @anidiquaojala1804 Před 2 lety

    lmao at the spoiler alert, Bravo 👏 🤣 😂

  • @Lisatruck
    @Lisatruck Před 2 lety +40

    I'm so sorry MT sent Daines to Washington. I think he lets interns write all his stuff. I can't fathom how he thinks he knows so much about sea turtles - we don't have any here.

  • @Tavis1910
    @Tavis1910 Před 2 lety +64

    One of the first clips from you that I actually laughed out loud through the whole thing! Well done and THANK YOU!!

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před 2 lety +1

      "actually"

    • @ThyLiquor
      @ThyLiquor Před 2 lety

      Absolutely one of your finest monologues yet, a great production with endless laughs. The hand puppets were hilarious and timely.

  • @nmarbletoe8210
    @nmarbletoe8210 Před 2 lety +1

    Turtle: we aren't human beings
    Law: exactly, you guys are protected

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo Před 2 lety

      ook at the silver lining... who do you think are doing most of those abortions? milky white, Jesus loving, right wing conservative trad. wives ? - LOL. so rise a glass for all the future welfare queens payed with your tax money ! - I guess we will have a rise of BLACKS, and MEXICANS in all those beautiful red states... always a good thing in my book !

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Před 2 lety

    Yes!
    You are right!

  • @slamarchy
    @slamarchy Před 2 lety +158

    "he must've shot that before eric was born"
    spoken so casually, but jesus christ does that hit

    • @bryanjackson8917
      @bryanjackson8917 Před 2 lety +11

      Speaking of birth control, overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control.
      In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.

    • @beachvacay3184
      @beachvacay3184 Před 2 lety +3

      I personally think Don Jr is worse but yeah

    • @DaDansinBear
      @DaDansinBear Před 2 lety

      The reason the supreme court republican Nazis have outlawed abortions It because none of them can get it up. A bunch of losers.
      I’ve been saying we need to stack the court for two years I think Biden is in a coma. I hope the Democrats have someone that’s better than him.

    • @tynao2029
      @tynao2029 Před 2 lety

      You guys attacked and continue to attack SCOTUS and their families, and commit treason daily by unprecedented leaks and attacks on Federal government😃Good luck ever winning a SCOTUS decision again😆😆

    • @beachvacay3184
      @beachvacay3184 Před 2 lety

      @@tynao2029 Peaceful protest is not an attack. It is a constitutional right. Treason is a daily practice of Republicans. As in the January 6th violent attack on the capitol.

  • @SonyEnthusiast
    @SonyEnthusiast Před 2 lety +33

    Jimmy is my main talk show host who I watch daily 💪

  • @hoboogre8023
    @hoboogre8023 Před 2 lety

    "Ow, my bladder!" Lost it right there...

  • @deehadden284
    @deehadden284 Před 2 lety

    Thanks Jimmy for mentioning the sea turtles and the national bird lol

  • @NikkiTrudelle
    @NikkiTrudelle Před 2 lety +142

    If men had babies there would be more abortion clinics and commercials than there are Starbucks

    • @hannah1948
      @hannah1948 Před 2 lety +23

      exactly!! you could get an abortion at a drive through.

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 Před 2 lety

      If men had babies they would be women and the entire dynamic would be mirrored.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety +11

      And they really would try to use it as birth control. 🙄

    • @laur8961
      @laur8961 Před 2 lety +9

      And it would be federally funded along with birth control 🙄

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 lety +2

      I wonder what the back alleys would look like.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +134

    Hopefully that explanation about endangered species goes through to Steve Daines. You know how he will only be in favor of an issue when they're spoken through puppets.

    • @JAT-qr8eq
      @JAT-qr8eq Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, thanks Jimmy. HOPEFULLY This will explain to the GOP that endangered species needs to be protected from humans (poachers). Even if puppets had to be used.

    • @jacklittle1624
      @jacklittle1624 Před 2 lety +1

      Actually Haines argument was on point. Even though I am pro-choice, abortion should always be the last choice.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před 2 lety

      Eric is the Garfunkel of the Trump sons.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 2 lety +12

      @@jacklittle1624 The argument was stupid though.
      Anyway, abortion IS the last choice. No sane person uses it instead of contraceptives.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 2 lety +2

      No wonder he’d be in favor of an issue when spoken through Trump.

  • @erwinpatio8160
    @erwinpatio8160 Před 2 lety +1

    also Steve Daines: Why do we have laws that protect the eggs of sea turtles and eagles but not the eggs of chickens I used for my omelette.

  • @MD-oy4gv
    @MD-oy4gv Před 2 lety

    Our very own Caesar Flickerman? All he needs is a purple ponytail?

  • @PlanetRylosIV
    @PlanetRylosIV Před 2 lety +4

    Holy crap! That’s the ONLY friggin reason for the MAGA hat!!! His hair! 😂
    It keeps his hair from flying all over!

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire Před 2 lety +32

    Abortion was legal in America until 1910.
    Ben Franklin had recipes for an abortion medication.

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 Před 2 lety +15

      The bible does too. "Bitter water."

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety

      Everyone had a home 'remedy', I would guess. It's not exactly a new concept, and really a fairly recent widespread controversy. The GOP realized school segregation wasn't exactly a Christlike message to get people to the polls, so they had to find a new pet cause. 🙄

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove Před 2 lety +7

      That's what the five justices need to drink.

    • @bfun4615
      @bfun4615 Před 2 lety

      Well Ben Franklin was a womanizer so no wonder.

    • @joshabercrombie2485
      @joshabercrombie2485 Před 2 lety +3

      And Nirvana wrote a song about it ‘Pennyroyal tea ‘

  • @maxinemcclurd1288
    @maxinemcclurd1288 Před 2 lety +7

    Thank you Jimmy for making me laugh without fail !

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Před 2 lety

    Gracias Jimmy y Gillermo

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety +13

    Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo, for bringing the laughs when we need them the most!! 🤗💕💕💕

    • @jragon9215
      @jragon9215 Před 2 lety +1

      I shouldn’t be ridiculed for being pro life this is ridiculous.

    • @katrinalee2148
      @katrinalee2148 Před 2 lety

      @@jragon9215 However You Are Also Pro Death penalty, I'm sure.

  • @KarenHewson
    @KarenHewson Před 2 lety +33

    What happened to that man!?!? He must have hit his head! That was an intelligent comment that came out of the mouth of trump. How did we get from pro choice to hurricane cannons?!?!?

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 Před 2 lety +3

      It's called drugs and getting senile

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před 2 lety +6

      The passage of time, and political ambition will do that to an opportunist.

    • @nathanpetrich7309
      @nathanpetrich7309 Před 2 lety +1

      He didn't really believe in the society of spectacle until later in his career. He used to think he had to conform with what society wanted, but eventually he realized he only had to conform with what society wanted /to watch/.
      Maybe.

  • @ep4115
    @ep4115 Před 2 lety

    Why wait 50 years to put this into law? Makes no sense.

  • @gertrudelaronge6864
    @gertrudelaronge6864 Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant.
    Loved the puppets.
    Jimmy & Guillermo too of course.

  • @parrisprice5892
    @parrisprice5892 Před 2 lety +77

    Great show Jimmy! Loved the expose on turtle eggs( endangered species) much like Americas democracy, and womens rights

    • @polypolar
      @polypolar Před 2 lety

      Margaret Sanger, the founder of the nation’s leading abortion supplier, Planned Parenthood, once said: “We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the negro population.” Perhaps not coincidently, nearly 80 percent of Planned Parenthoods are located in black and Hispanic communities today.

    • @dsimmons8954
      @dsimmons8954 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmao what? Jimmy and democrats like him can't even define what a woman is.. so how can you advocate for their rights?

    • @parrisprice5892
      @parrisprice5892 Před 2 lety

      @@polypolar pure bs. The racism lies in the right wing religious fanatics magats. White girls having abortions at higher rates than blacks. Its NOBODYS BUSINESS what a womans healthcare rights are

    • @parrisprice5892
      @parrisprice5892 Před 2 lety

      @@dsimmons8954 joined 10 months ago. Another wannabe magat terrorist who deleted his account after 1/6 .magat troll

    • @tynao2029
      @tynao2029 Před 2 lety +3

      LOL!!😀calling Kimmel a comedian is like calling Biden awake!😁

  • @Gaballufix
    @Gaballufix Před 2 lety +32

    Someone should explain to him that turtles and eagles aren’t born. They’re hatched.

    • @kyliepechler
      @kyliepechler Před 2 lety +5

      I can't believe someone didn't tell him that, before he did his presentation.
      Did his staff want him to look like a fool, or were they too afraid to criticize him?

  • @Tom.788
    @Tom.788 Před 2 lety +6

    Here it comes…Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves (R) on Sunday refused to rule out the possibility that his state would ban certain forms of contraception, sidestepping questions about what would happen next if Roe v. Wade is overturned.

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 Před 2 lety

    “Victory and Bert!” Wow, where did that come from?