GOP Lawmakers Subpoenaed Over Jan 6th Insurrection & Everything You Need to Know About Grindr

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  • čas přidán 11. 05. 2022
  • The Republic of North Korea reported their first case of COVID-19, the Spanish government is expected to pass a law that would give women three days of “menstrual leave,” Republican Senators and Joe Manchin nixed a bill that would protect a woman’s right to choose and President Biden believes that the next target for conservatives will be same-sex marriage, the January 6th Committee took the extraordinary step of sending subpoenas to five House Republicans, the GOP has been trying to shift focus by blaming Joe Biden for the nationwide shortage of baby formula, a young couple that was married last month in Bucks County, Pennsylvania received a terrifying surprise, a new edition of “This Week in Florida,” and one of our writers Louis Virtel tells us everything we need to know about Grindr.
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +2287

    Any sitting member of Congress who refuses to answer a subpoena should lose his/her seat.

    • @augustagajoshestep
      @augustagajoshestep Před 2 lety +182

      That's up to their bosses-- the voters..I'm just kidding, they work for corporations.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před 2 lety +124

      And spend some time in jail!

    • @sunnyside9273
      @sunnyside9273 Před 2 lety +131

      Imagine that lawmakers not obeying the law.

    • @fdrstan
      @fdrstan Před 2 lety +57

      Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

    • @jacovawernett3077
      @jacovawernett3077 Před 2 lety

      You are not Prophetic. You are a lonely woman Leonza.

  • @andyorwig
    @andyorwig Před 2 lety +642

    I don’t understand how lawmakers can ignore subpoena and nothing happens but if we do it we go directly to jail.

    • @edwardrispolijr1917
      @edwardrispolijr1917 Před 2 lety +21

      Money

    • @sal26
      @sal26 Před 2 lety

      The only Big Lie in the US is Justice for all.

    • @vj5225
      @vj5225 Před 2 lety +36

      Privilege. Sometimes we forget we own our politicians. All we have to do to fire them is vote.

    • @jeffeaston6908
      @jeffeaston6908 Před 2 lety +23

      Two different systems of justice.

    • @karllieck9064
      @karllieck9064 Před 2 lety +17

      We have a two-tier justice system in the U.S. The laws only apply to the middle and working class and the poor. This country needs to finally balkanize.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Před 2 lety +405

    No Lawmakers should be able to break any laws and still be "Lawmakers" every again!
    Fire their a$$es... if they refuse to comply with the subpoenas!!!

    • @davidclark573
      @davidclark573 Před 2 lety

      Republicans are for big government that can control everyone but republicans.

    • @markreynolds9135
      @markreynolds9135 Před 2 lety +4

      Unfortunately, you do not seem very familiar on how electors can lose their jobs.

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 Před 2 lety

      What do you mean by "fire" them? They aren't employees but elected officials. You cannot fire them. It would be up to their constituents to elect someone else but their constituents like what they are doing so that won't happen. If we had a president with any balls he might have the DOJ arrest them, but we don't have that.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Před 2 lety +1

      @@filonin2 I blundered... I really meant us firing them.

    • @mikeximenez5285
      @mikeximenez5285 Před 2 lety +2

      Fine??? I get arrested.

  • @nathanbrehm1085
    @nathanbrehm1085 Před 2 lety +558

    If the congressmen don't comply with the congressional subpoenas, it means they don't even respect their own authority.

    • @davidclark573
      @davidclark573 Před 2 lety

      The 5 that were subpoenaed are the worst in congress. They do not even follow the laws they enact.

    • @johntuohy1867
      @johntuohy1867 Před 2 lety +5

      What respect do they have for what?

    • @andrewhall6401
      @andrewhall6401 Před 2 lety

      You're not a biologist

    • @robertglass3944
      @robertglass3944 Před 2 lety +8

      They are all above the law. The law is for chumps like you and me, not for lawmakers.

    • @bryanluntz1603
      @bryanluntz1603 Před 2 lety

      @@andrewhall6401
      A Meteorologist

  • @stevebaker2890
    @stevebaker2890 Před 2 lety +161

    If government officials ignore subpoenas with impunity why would anybody else take them seriously?

  • @cirella1064
    @cirella1064 Před 2 lety +111

    If I don’t report to court I get a warrant for my arrest. So why should senators be any different? ARRRGH!!!! What the hell?!!!

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 Před 2 lety +3

      Good question why should they be any different. They shouldn't be any different.

    • @mainman1783
      @mainman1783 Před 2 lety

      because the subpoena is not from a judge still b.s.

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile Před 2 lety

      Because there are citizens that Are, and citizens that Aren't.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 Před 2 lety +403

    Punishment for contempt of subpoenas should be swift and harsher otherwise these Criminals will throw it in trash.

  • @jasperhayes-klein2929
    @jasperhayes-klein2929 Před 2 lety +321

    They ignored the subpoenas, but you KNOW they would answer almost *anything* on their Grindr!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +7

      So, people should issue subpoenas over Grindr?

    • @mylittlekittens
      @mylittlekittens Před 2 lety +3

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Good idea

    • @soniainnit3773
      @soniainnit3773 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @hoss188
      @hoss188 Před 2 lety

      What kind of porn does the left watch??!!??

    • @wolfcloud8735
      @wolfcloud8735 Před 2 lety +3

      Wouldnt matter all they have to do is say "I dont recall" or "I dont remember"

  • @moe6906
    @moe6906 Před 2 lety +159

    If they ban inter-racial marriage does that mean Clarence Thomas has to separate from his wife? 😂

  • @vj5225
    @vj5225 Před 2 lety +174

    I am so proud of Kimmel. He uses his platform to educate his audience of what's going on almost daily with our politicians. Thank you.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před 2 lety +4

      You mean he makes fun of Republicans for his Democrat audience

    • @jonathanleitch6176
      @jonathanleitch6176 Před 2 lety

      @@danmcgriff1421 if only republicans would make it harder. And the audience is Democratic because the right ignores or denies the truth. Not our problem.

    • @andrewhall6401
      @andrewhall6401 Před 2 lety

      @@danmcgriff1421 exactly....Jimmy is a soulless puppet

    • @gameboypunk660
      @gameboypunk660 Před 2 lety +10

      @@danmcgriff1421 its so goddamn easy you have all these Republicans who are clowns, Matt Gatz, MTG, Abbott, DeSantis and their piemaster general Trump

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před 2 lety

      @@jonathanleitch6176 that's because they're sick of hearing you make fun of trump and the rest of the Republicans they've moved on you haven't you might have noticed CNN's ratings or should I say lack of ratings people moved on they got lied to for three and a half years remember the whole Russia hoax Don Lemon every night the camera one inch from his face as he stared you in the eye and lied to you about Russia collusion that's right it was all a lie I don't blame him I don't know him he just goes to work puts on the suit sits in the chair and reads off of a teleprompter he's not a investigative reporter digging deep got the facts he reads what someone else wrote it's not his fault he works for a network like CNN

  • @ROZDAB
    @ROZDAB Před 2 lety +248

    If they don’t agree to the subpoenas why would anyone take a future one seriously?

    • @robvangessel3766
      @robvangessel3766 Před 2 lety

      You beat me to it. They give out subpoenas like peanuts, and if you don't like it you don't have to take it. Our system is so riddled with holes, fallacies, and a profiteers' Utopia.

    • @Sharyk808
      @Sharyk808 Před 2 lety

      Judge getting dufus off the hook for contempt, says it all right there. He’s gotten away with it, so can everyone else. Some are lawyers too.

    • @catwitdabigdog1642
      @catwitdabigdog1642 Před 2 lety

      Whoever agrees to a subpoena?

    • @Sharyk808
      @Sharyk808 Před 2 lety +8

      @@catwitdabigdog1642 law abiding citizens.

    • @davidclark573
      @davidclark573 Před 2 lety +1

      Jordan and McCarthy have been obstructing the investigation of insurrection from the beginning. They should be charged for that alone.

  • @createallow3126
    @createallow3126 Před 2 lety +22

    Having a period shouldn't be treated like a dirty secret. Finding a way to honor it in society is a thoroughly healthy thing that is long overdue.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před 2 lety

      it isn't a dirty secret, the main problem was and is that some women become very grumpy and irrational due to stress. They stick out ;)
      Gays and black people have had similar problems... And social media now have it too... All you see is extremes - normal people don't get to have a voice.
      Likewise, a period is very normal for most people...

    • @TheAccidentalViking
      @TheAccidentalViking Před 2 lety

      @@corbeau-_- The only thing irrational about my work when I've gotten my period is my use of pi to calculate the area of a circle. Get off.

  • @catherinefisher8534
    @catherinefisher8534 Před 2 lety +71

    If a politician cannot remember ANYTHING...while under oath...their memory is not good enough...to make them competent enough to hold office...it might be early onset senility...you know, man, woman, camera, TV, I plead the 5th 😏

  • @dylanturner3216
    @dylanturner3216 Před 2 lety +183

    Here’s the thing, the congress has the power to oversee itself…there was a time not too long ago that a congressman/senator was forced out of office by his/her own party, if need be. We are in a different situation now. The DOJ has the power to indict these fools. Failing that we ether have a government for and by the People or we do not… be afraid.

    • @dylanturner3216
      @dylanturner3216 Před 2 lety +4

      @@scottharrison699 I didn’t say I was enthusiastic about it. I’m drawing a contrast. That said, they only take over if we don’t vote.

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 Před 2 lety +1

      their*

    • @sergeant_salty
      @sergeant_salty Před 2 lety

      nothing says dictatorship like a President instructing his DOJ to indict his political opponents just months before the election so he can expand his power

    • @denillefleming2942
      @denillefleming2942 Před 2 lety +1

      Like Liz Cheney?

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh, believe me, I am scared.

  • @spankywzl
    @spankywzl Před 2 lety +17

    @6:28 Most frying pans come with an anti-fire device.
    They are called lids.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 2 lety +28

    They all need to go to jail

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 Před 2 lety +151

    My understanding of the baby formula shortage is that one manufacturer had to do a massive recall because they spent an assload of money on stock buybacks instead of maintaining and upgrading their factories. But capitalism totally works.

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 Před 2 lety

      Because everything you've ever been taught.... for instance, that cutting ALLLLLL taxes for corporations...... means that those corporations will ALWAYS re-invest that money back into better value for the consumer, rather than enrich themselves..... is an outright, audacious, and maliciously fabricated LIE. If you DON'T think it's a lie? You ARE the problem.
      It's the fundamental lie of conservative economics, and the reason why Reagan-era "trickle-down" theory was the biggest economic con EVER pulled on the American public.

    • @jewsco
      @jewsco Před 2 lety +13

      Sadly that is what these corporations are doing nowadays

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 2 lety +4

      Abbott’s place in Sturgis. Coronabacter something-or-other and Salmonella. Made thousands of babies sick, killed 2.

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 Před 2 lety

      But of course, it's all Bidens fault.

    • @thomascattington1660
      @thomascattington1660 Před 2 lety +2

      Totally works - for the capitalists. (Insert emoji of monopoly man)

  • @maddox418
    @maddox418 Před 2 lety +296

    Kimmel's political commentary and satire in recent times has been exceptionally brilliant and entertaining!!

    • @MrMadBaggins
      @MrMadBaggins Před 2 lety +7

      And I'll bet you think this country is in a better place now right???

    • @Mister_Listener
      @Mister_Listener Před 2 lety

      @@MrMadBaggins shut up.

    • @taroka1119
      @taroka1119 Před 2 lety +13

      Good writers!

    • @homerunenterprisesllc109
      @homerunenterprisesllc109 Před 2 lety +1

      The guy is a "Pie Hole" If you think the country is in a better place.......please leave!

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Před 2 lety +1

      Garbage person of the week?
      Marjorie Taylor Greens mother!
      For not aborting Marge 47 years ago.

  • @brandielliott4208
    @brandielliott4208 Před 2 lety +105

    I love the “Virtel it like it is” segments….he is just a burst of realness and bluntness to me that i cant help but love

  • @tiffany4934
    @tiffany4934 Před 2 lety +207

    I would rather everyone in the office know it’s “my time of the month” than go to work in pain. Normalise talking about periods! Half of the population menstruate why do we act like it’s embarrassing?

    • @astrorad2000
      @astrorad2000 Před 2 lety

      The next ad we will see on television is for a service that will deliver your period in a plain brown wrapper to avoid embarrassment.

    • @michaelhughes9278
      @michaelhughes9278 Před 2 lety +18

      for the same reason that people don't like to let others know about their pooping habits. that is just my guess.

    • @johnnyc.3261
      @johnnyc.3261 Před 2 lety +9

      Because we don’t share our bodily functions with everyone. “I have painful gas. I’m not coming into work today.”

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 Před 2 lety +4

      @@johnnyc.3261 you should tho...get healthier, and then go back to work . 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @amberwolfe1917
      @amberwolfe1917 Před 2 lety +8

      Problem is if you have ever been around a bunch of girls or women on regular basis they tend to sink their period. You would have many out around the same time. I am for it but after awhile the business may not lol

  • @hybridce99
    @hybridce99 Před 2 lety +29

    That "thief that knows geography" line killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Před 2 lety +108

    Innocent people talk, guilty refuse to go! When they refuse and are in contempt..throw them in jail until they change their minds! I am sick of nothing happening to these corrupt politicians!

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie Před 2 lety +8

      Amen!

    • @dontcancelmebro593
      @dontcancelmebro593 Před 2 lety +1

      Ohhh like the VP refused to go to the border, I got it now.

    • @jaynorris3722
      @jaynorris3722 Před 2 lety +5

      Any regular people would have already in the grey bar hotel. Rich are not held to account. Best justice money can buy

    • @bimiup1
      @bimiup1 Před 2 lety +6

      @@dontcancelmebro593 oh yeah! I remember when the VP was subpoenaed to show up at the border! I DO get it now,

    • @davidray4793
      @davidray4793 Před 2 lety

      Yes so If the DOJ does nothing the Republicans will still play dirty politics anyhow
      It's their MO.

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Před 2 lety +6

    Doesn’t the Congress and Senate members take an oath the uphold to law???

  • @HankChinaski27
    @HankChinaski27 Před 2 lety +130

    With Jim Jordan's history he should probably stay away from anything involving "erections."
    ...and before I die I want to smoke pot with Guillermo. lol

    • @moralfortitude...2217
      @moralfortitude...2217 Před 2 lety +3

      Smh, lol 😆 😂 you are silly BUT correct !!! Only about the first part... hahaha😁😄🙃🙂😉😛😋😝🤪😜🤭😵😲😳

    • @ERen-tj6jg
      @ERen-tj6jg Před 2 lety +11

      Gym jordan won't abide..he's terrified of the possibility of being questioned about what he knew was going on at Ohio state.

    • @ronlewis9757
      @ronlewis9757 Před 2 lety

      Smoke his erections

    • @justin3947
      @justin3947 Před 2 lety +8

      @@scottharrison699 they have no problem ignoring the truth and repeating the lies.

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh, yeah, wouldn't that be fun? Guillermo and Jimmy, too. Good idea!.

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 Před 2 lety +78

    *"If we can't get laid, nobody else is gonna have any fun either."*

  • @isidrocobena4224
    @isidrocobena4224 Před 2 lety +86

    Virtel never disappoints, he's an awesome comedian.

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli Před 2 lety +6

      he is an icon !

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion Před 2 lety +3

      He's a boring.

    • @thomasd4738
      @thomasd4738 Před 2 lety +6

      His timing isn't great, but somehow that just makes me like him more!

    • @daquekenfor6901
      @daquekenfor6901 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah I like how he had to wait for the crowd to applaud, and what little applause it was.

    • @psu7276
      @psu7276 Před 2 lety +1

      Newsflash. He's not funny at all. He has to wait for the audience to laugh, as they are forced to do.

  • @twillyspree3759
    @twillyspree3759 Před 2 lety +8

    "Electile dysfunction!" 😂

  • @ems3376
    @ems3376 Před 2 lety +43

    Is it mortifying to have your coworkers know when you're menstruating? Absolutely. Is it very difficult to perform your job when you're in excruciating pain? Also yes.
    And I also take under my allotted days off. I don't want to be viewed as not a team player. While it is 2022, I still know that people will judge me as less for taking my rewarded time off.
    Women aren't here to exploit exceptions. We're just tired of being misjudged as weak. If your body is causing you excruciating pain, take the day off. It isn't a treat. It isn't a benefit. You're coping with a basic human challenge.

    • @wendydarling5790
      @wendydarling5790 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm not sure why coworkers would need to know the reason that you're off. People take off for a variety of reasons.

  • @JRPerez-cu5zr
    @JRPerez-cu5zr Před 2 lety +3

    Louis had me rolling!!! If you want to hear more from Louis, listen to the podcast Keep It. He is awesome!

  • @joshDammmit
    @joshDammmit Před 2 lety +61

    DOJ needs to wake up, and start subpoenaing Republicans

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 Před 2 lety +25

    The Grindr bit was very funny.
    I love their community's honesty on their dating app.
    If only straight apps were this honest.

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 Před 2 lety +2

      If only straight people could be this honest with themselves!

    • @dasboot211221
      @dasboot211221 Před 2 lety

      Honesty ….. on Grindr? lol 😂

  • @TighelanderII
    @TighelanderII Před 2 lety +17

    Gives the term, "work flow" a whole new meaning.

  • @annaclairevlachova1801
    @annaclairevlachova1801 Před 2 lety +6

    If anything in your kitchen catches on fire like this, put a lid on it. Or throw some thick towel on it, something like that. The idea is to starve the fire of oxygen. No oxygen = no fire. Do NOT try to pour liquid on it! Usually, it is liquid like oil on fire, and pouring water in could make the oil spill over and spread the fire further. Also don't try to move it (like she did in the video). There can be aerosol around that can catch on fire and create a blast that could hurt you and spread the fire further.
    Be safe! :)

  • @cherylmccloud8709
    @cherylmccloud8709 Před 2 lety +8

    Now all USA needs is an Attorney General to indict those who are in "Contempt of Congress" etc & etc ..!😉*Try it USA -having an AG works well in other countries!😉😂😜🤪

  • @RRyan-pq5xd
    @RRyan-pq5xd Před 2 lety +2

    Thanks Jimmy...please continue to be a 'thorn in the side'of these idiots !! Keep calling 'em out.

  • @JUST_ONE_ID10T
    @JUST_ONE_ID10T Před 2 lety +19

    I work for a bank and after the insurrection I had people calling us wanting to know if we were going to turn over our ATM transactions that happened around the capitol. I just told him I couldn't answer that question. But I'm guessing they were there and went inside. Not going to mention which bank I work for but they were worried.

    • @robertdraper5782
      @robertdraper5782 Před 2 lety +6

      Knowing it keeps them up at night is really satisfying..

  • @barbaraolson600
    @barbaraolson600 Před 2 lety +6

    Absolutely hilarious ! Much needed humor ! Thank you to Jimmy Kimmel and the team, you are very needed !

  • @sweett2185
    @sweett2185 Před 2 lety +21

    Gym Jordan was on Hannity tonight talking about fusion GPS & John Durham. Never mentioned his subpoena.

    • @stephanie511mb
      @stephanie511mb Před 2 lety +5

      Daddy trump hasn’t told him & the other stooges what to say yet via aol Instant messenger 🤨

    • @lindahoh87
      @lindahoh87 Před 2 lety +2

      Such freaking lovers 😡🤬

    • @lindahoh87
      @lindahoh87 Před 2 lety

      Freaking LOSERS 🤬

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 Před 2 lety

      Of course not.

  • @WestonDion
    @WestonDion Před 2 lety +39

    Imagine a segment dedicated to Grindr even like, 3 years ago. I love Jimmy 😭

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli Před 2 lety +2

      this !!! lgbt pride !!!!

    • @pridhvin7355
      @pridhvin7355 Před 2 lety +1

      Man, conan o brien did that 4-5 years ago

    • @WestonDion
      @WestonDion Před 2 lety

      @@pridhvin7355 Did not know this. But we already knew Conan was king I guess

    • @pridhvin7355
      @pridhvin7355 Před 2 lety +1

      @@WestonDion No doubt about that

  • @morenofranco9235
    @morenofranco9235 Před 2 lety +18

    Electile Dysfunction! That really describes the Grifting Ole Partisans.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 2 lety +49

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗😉❤💙❤💙

    • @jbarton1541
      @jbarton1541 Před 2 lety

      Jimmy hits the nail on the head when he says the Right Wing Idiots that are taking away women's rights are just mad because they can't get laid. I strongly believe the same of the Jan. 6th RIOTERS. Most of those guys looked like they couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons and who can blame women for not wanting to be with these jerks. Most look like they gave up personal hygiene in their late teens.

    • @johnnyringo8312
      @johnnyringo8312 Před 2 lety

      So sure you have watched more than 5 minutes of his show
      It is unbearable

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 Před 2 lety +10

    Jimmy meant to say "Republican Senators INCLUDING Joe Manchin"

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 Před 2 lety +1

    Of all the bits on recent shows where the writers come out and try their luck, Virtel was my favorite.

  • @aperturemichelle
    @aperturemichelle Před 2 lety +59

    I was expecting the grinder bit to Segway in to how the GOP loves grinder. (According to data from the social networking app, the biggest trend during RNC was "the over-representation of white males." and "more than a thousand guys have used the app near the Quicken Loans Arena." XD

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk Před 2 lety

      You spelled GQP wrong 😁

    • @jalabi99
      @jalabi99 Před 2 lety

      * I was expecting the Grindr bit to segue

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 Před 2 lety +1

      Closet cases ready to dismantle equal rights, nuts!

  • @eargasm1072
    @eargasm1072 Před 2 lety +17

    I've been proposing that American society is regressing and de-evolving, as opposed to progress and moving forward for over a decade...so I was right on the $$, except now the mental illness has also infested the GOP as well as society in general. Keep backtracking America...so much for the future!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +114

    Wouldn't have to do this if these Republicans had an ounce of decency and took their oath of office seriously. If you did something bad, own up to it. If you did nothing wrong, be upright and honest about it. Easy.

    • @BillySBC
      @BillySBC Před 2 lety +6

      Wait...
      Republicans?

    • @joannedevine2473
      @joannedevine2473 Před 2 lety

      No souls, no values on a religious platform position, go figure.

    • @waseem8710
      @waseem8710 Před 2 lety +11

      @@BillySBC she talkin specifically bout republicans but this apply to all politicians 😂😂

    • @johnpurdy3336
      @johnpurdy3336 Před 2 lety +8

      @@BillySBC Not just Republicans. Everyone in our govt.

    • @dontcancelmebro593
      @dontcancelmebro593 Před 2 lety +1

      Interesting perspective, when do you think the president will be honest about his sons laptop…

  • @Malcadon
    @Malcadon Před 2 lety +23

    Its a well known fact that Grindr-usage goes way up during Republican conventions. "Log-cabin" indeed. 😉

    • @bagelbenji
      @bagelbenji Před 2 lety +1

      Now this would have been funnier way to connect them

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto Před 2 lety

      Nice one, Macedon! Lincoln Logs, baby!

  • @Mark_Brooks
    @Mark_Brooks Před 2 lety +7

    Louis is great and deserves more success.

  • @waynetec13
    @waynetec13 Před 2 lety +14

    I'm so tired of this whole thing. It would surprise me less to see an actual little green man alien than to see actual consequences for any of these rich bastards.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +5

    Oh no! Jimmy’s show will not be shown in Florida because of the Grindr segment.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +1

      Ironic that it's not because of the "This Week in Florida" segment.

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 Před 2 lety

      @@karlfoster5129 Wow. You're really fixated aren't you?

  • @Prettygirlsdopoop
    @Prettygirlsdopoop Před 2 lety +3

    Virtel is awesome. I was laughing so hard at the Grindr bit! He nailed it!!!

  • @iOS6Fan1
    @iOS6Fan1 Před 2 lety +8

    Can't believe louis didn't mention the "blank profile" on Grindr. That's the biggest category 😂

  • @biteth3hand585
    @biteth3hand585 Před 2 lety +3

    My nephew set the same exact fire. He came running to me. So naturally i finish what i was doing. Got up with a sigh. Walked into the kitchen. Grabbed a pan lid and put it over the skillet. Looked him in the eyes and said "dont use the good towels cleaning this sh it" the entire kitchen was black from smoke, lol.

  • @adamclifton29
    @adamclifton29 Před 2 lety +5

    What do subpoenas matter when they just ignore them and nothing happens as consequence? But Im sure if the shoe was on the other foot there'd be arrests

  • @robertbruce2840
    @robertbruce2840 Před 2 lety +2

    "Till the Toe Tags" is the name of my kids garage band!

  • @VirtualkitchenwithLaura
    @VirtualkitchenwithLaura Před 2 lety +5

    @jimmykimmel you are the best.

  • @NicolasGodon
    @NicolasGodon Před 2 lety +17

    1:25 it's not odd. I live in Spain and my spanish co-workers that didn't feel too good and I barely knew would tell me openly "I'm on my period". It's just not considered taboo or that intimate talk. Just... Normal life stuff. Makes sense. Not the case at all right across the border, in France, though. Cultures.

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness Před 2 lety +2

      Same in England :) periods aren’t a thing to be ashamed of or to laugh at. Just a normal function!

    • @NicolasGodon
      @NicolasGodon Před 2 lety

      @Jibba Jabba well I just took the TV host language. They were talking in Spanish 😅 they used to say "tengo las reglas" which is what you say... In Spanish.

  • @michaelhughes9278
    @michaelhughes9278 Před 2 lety +14

    that female cooking was hilarious! I wonder if that was what trumps first day in office was like? that is of course how i would imagine it. of course for trump there would be several smart people around yelling for him to grab the fire extinguisher or poor baking soda on it and he would just say, oh i never listen to those people.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Před 2 lety +4

      Salt also works well.

    • @cuttwice3905
      @cuttwice3905 Před 2 lety +3

      A lid or sheet pan works a treat.

    • @banjarqueenee
      @banjarqueenee Před 2 lety +3

      People who have cooking shows needs know how to control fire.🔥

    • @michaelhughes9278
      @michaelhughes9278 Před 2 lety

      @Chris Wen yeah definitely, before she poured water over the chemical fire. I learned in first grade not to do that.

  • @alisonfowler8193
    @alisonfowler8193 Před 2 lety +11

    My goodness. Do we have to make a special jail for representatives and people in the Senate now? Cause nobody wants to talk except on tape🤭Lindsay Graham's tapes about Biden are hilarious... "Who could be mad at Biden? I mean come on." Freaking hilarious...

  • @8088I
    @8088I Před 2 lety +2

    Florida has "Duhhh"Santis,
    the Disney "Duhhh"mbo.

  • @squirrelcovers6340
    @squirrelcovers6340 Před 2 lety +5

    My boss told me he kept his wife's and my period schedules on his calendar. So he'd know when to lay low.😂😂

  • @BillySBC
    @BillySBC Před 2 lety +21

    All you need to know is three little words... "I DON'T RECALL".

  • @rzone1286
    @rzone1286 Před 2 lety +3

    Why are these politicians allowed to get away with ignoring the subpoenas?

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Před 2 lety +18

    I like it when they post the monologue on CZcams before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +17

    Man, she's set on giving you have a toe-tag long before she gets one, though.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety +14

    I love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo for bringing the much needed laughter!! 🤗💙💕💕💕💙

  • @MrHarleyBear20
    @MrHarleyBear20 Před 2 lety +1

    Great to hear now! Be well now!

  • @WaywardVet
    @WaywardVet Před 2 lety +11

    As a cavalry veteran who wears a stetson, I do not appreciate the slander on Carmen SanDiego. That fictional character has fictional feelings that were hurt. THE HAT IS OK!

  • @Saidwhatisaid4077
    @Saidwhatisaid4077 Před 2 lety +27

    As elected officials and lawmakers, the GQP have an obligation to the American people to testify under oath. They should not have NOT be allowed to use the "I don't remember" as an excuse or to take the 5th. They have an obligation to honor subpoenas from Congress just as they would expect from anyone else. It's really irritating for reporters to call these subpoenas unprecedented!!! It was unprecedented for an ex-president to incite a violent attack against his own nation's Capitol! It was unprecedented for members of Congress to participate in planning a "rebellion against the government" which they were elected to serve and took an oath to protect.

    • @thomasword5762
      @thomasword5762 Před 2 lety

      It's te for the people to get smart and vote those crooked SOB'S out. They can cry voter fraud but they can never prove it. It's time for the people to get off the fence waiting for someone to lead them. We are as weak as the people we elect. 2022 is the time to get started or forget it! Strong people elected Elizabeth, AOC, Katie, Bernie, and a whole host of others. We are not shoppers, we ate voters. If you don't know, just vote for anyone who doesn't say or agree with what the GOP says and get being fair out of your mind or just get used to getting your butt kicked.

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Před 2 lety +3

      I know...I'm so sick of hearing unprecedented that I could scream. Then why not make jail time unprecedented?!? Guess they're stupidly awaiting for Cult 45 to regain power and retaliation. Then let's see who's sitting in jail !!!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety

      🤦🏻‍♀️ everyone has the right to apply the 5th amendment to the Constitution. That's why it's there...

    • @thomasword5762
      @thomasword5762 Před 2 lety

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Even your leader Trump has said it was an admittance of guilt before he tries to use it himself. It has been used many times before by criminals and they have been prosecuted, why not now?

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Před 2 lety +19

    I was laughing like crazy at that girl who burned the food. My god, the smoke was so bad. And when she put it in the sink 😂

    • @ThomasNeal
      @ThomasNeal Před 2 lety +2

      My sis burned up her apartment because she left with something on the stove and the neighbor smelled smoke and proceeded to pour water all over a grease fire making the situation much much much much worse than it would’ve been if they knew the flour trick 😩

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Před 2 lety

      I was yelling at my phone: Lady, haven't you ever heard of a loud?!!

    • @banjarqueenee
      @banjarqueenee Před 2 lety +2

      People who have cooking shows should know how to control fire!🔥

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress Před 2 lety

      @@greeneyedlady5580 I think you meant "lid".

    • @robertdraper5782
      @robertdraper5782 Před 2 lety

      She's just like my wife, I didn't marry her for her culinary skills.

  • @rachelcarson7119
    @rachelcarson7119 Před 2 lety +3

    “In some Native languages the term for plants translates to “those who take care of us.”
    ― Robin Wall Kimmerer

  • @Sandrae7560
    @Sandrae7560 Před 2 lety +2

    The average person who refuses a subpoena would have a warrant out fir them. What makes these members of congress any different 😏 two laws, one fir us and one fir them🤬🤬🤬

  • @Wildstar40
    @Wildstar40 Před 2 lety +53

    I realize what the republicans did was ignorant towards women's rights but on the other hand it is good to see the republicans seal their loss in 2024.

    • @godhandninja
      @godhandninja Před 2 lety

      Lol the only way there going to lose is if the democrats cheat again. But this November will be an indication on how much the Republicans will seal there loss as you say.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 Před 2 lety

      @@godhandninja
      Really ? They spat in the face of female rights. Females vote. you really think they will win ?

    • @godhandninja
      @godhandninja Před 2 lety

      @LincolnTek they uplifted the rights of unborn children. And last time I checked 70 percent of the population agrees with this. Dems and republican both. And then you have the centrists. Who don't care about woman using abortion as birth control. Sorry the writing is on the wall

    • @justin3947
      @justin3947 Před 2 lety +2

      Because the democrats have a good record to run on?

    • @brando7266
      @brando7266 Před 2 lety +6

      How could any women vote republican?

  • @alhiggins5154
    @alhiggins5154 Před 2 lety +4

    Pour salt on a grease fire. That's my PSA.

  • @cha0sniper
    @cha0sniper Před 2 lety +1

    "Virtel it like it is is" my new favourite segment on any talk show ever xD
    Luis (Louis?) better get more screen time from now on xD

  • @The_NYC_Dracula
    @The_NYC_Dracula Před 2 lety +11

    I love this show

  • @THMILLER
    @THMILLER Před 2 lety +103

    The 3 days off sounds like something we would do here in Europe, always looking forward and going forward to the future while the USA is going backwards thanks to the Republicans.

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 Před 2 lety +5

      I need to get married out of here

    • @Admiralty86
      @Admiralty86 Před 2 lety +2

      @@joannajamerson35 Where to? Europe? Or somewhere more exotic like Asia or anywhere in the southern hemisphere?
      So do you think people will always be allowed to leave the USA at will?

    • @bdp8102
      @bdp8102 Před 2 lety +2

      Well, define "Europe" 😅

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Před 2 lety +1

      @@Admiralty86 lot of Americans retire in Portrugal, due to how low the cost of living is and how beautiful it is.
      I'd recommend going there.

    • @pepegalego
      @pepegalego Před 2 lety

      Guys, it's YOUR country. You only have the crazy s**t you have because you vote for it.
      Universal Healthcare
      NO-guns policy
      Fair legislation
      They are all possible if you vote for them...

  • @dwaynehendricks7842
    @dwaynehendricks7842 Před 2 lety +28

    You see, when Hillary was subpoenaed 68 times, well, that was warranted. When it's a republican on the defensive, well, that's different.

  • @radiokarla
    @radiokarla Před 2 lety +1

    Louis is hilarious! 😂😂😂❤❤❤ He really could do an hour special 😊

  • @davidbower9802
    @davidbower9802 Před 2 lety +8

    If I once answered I do not recall at work I would be out the door no questions asked. Must be nice to pass ownership with no consequences

  • @Totsamiyfilin
    @Totsamiyfilin Před 2 lety +4

    Jimmy you cool

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa Před 2 lety +13

    Wait, grindr lets you know when people are 150 feet away? That's kind of creepy

  • @orangechicken3408
    @orangechicken3408 Před 2 lety +1

    JKimmel is my only source for news

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 Před 2 lety +2

    Fourteenth Amendment
    Section 3
    No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 2 lety +9

    Ladies need to move to a state that protects their Rights. Think of what their reactions will be when they have nobody left to screw...literally 😳🤯

    • @racindaze3450
      @racindaze3450 Před 2 lety

      So.....every single American woman is pro abortion?
      Is that what you're saying?
      And when you speak of a "women", what do you mean? Bidens last Supreme Court pick couldn't clearly define one.

    • @akydo7070
      @akydo7070 Před 2 lety

      seek help

  • @Lanwarder
    @Lanwarder Před 2 lety +3

    You cover the pan with another one to cut the oxygen supply.....but I know it's hard to think about it when the whole thing is happening. A good friend of mine got some serious burn in a similar situation.

  • @couchpotato6270
    @couchpotato6270 Před 2 lety +2

    The January 6th committee, needs to do their duty and “pull out their Lawful weapon of “inherent contempt of congress” to arrest those members of Congress.”
    Follow Glenn Kirshner, who is a former prosecutor of DC. He lays out the law what congress and the DOJ can do. I follow him on CZcams.

  • @pakcokok88
    @pakcokok88 Před 2 lety +2

    Love Jimmy

  • @normanatoli980
    @normanatoli980 Před 2 lety +15

    Jimmy kimmel is the best talk show host with the best late night talk show! Watch him every night!!

  • @lizabelle8957
    @lizabelle8957 Před 2 lety +17

    Jamie what’s going to be even hotter is the fact that in a situation where there’s a bunch of women working together they generally match cycles so you’re gonna end up with like Half of your office gone for three days every month at same time.🤣😂

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind Před 2 lety +3

      research has overwhelmingly disproven the idea of menstrual synchronization.

  • @saltdaemon4453
    @saltdaemon4453 Před 2 lety +2

    @6:55... YOU COULD DO WHAT YOUR GOOD AT, YA KNOW...NOTHING.(or throw some flower yo!)

  • @thomascattington1660
    @thomascattington1660 Před 2 lety +1

    "She's a witch! She's a witch!"
    "Brother, how do you know she's a witch?"
    "She turned me into a newt." Pause "I got better" -Monty Python

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion Před 2 lety +3

    I love the Virtel segment. Why haven't I seen HIM fill in when Jimmy is sick or off work? I would love a whole week of Virtel!

  • @gregrice1354
    @gregrice1354 Před 2 lety +10

    All best to Jimmy, good health. Your humor is about the most intelligent, well considered, humor on TV and web. I think you include numerous smart jokes that sweep over many in audience. I think this gives your videos a longer life and source for more laughs and thought for people who do check them again.

  • @edghar7995
    @edghar7995 Před 2 lety

    Tqvm! You guys rocks and fantabulous!

  • @annakaricole9368
    @annakaricole9368 Před 2 lety +1

    OMG I LOVE Virtel.... amazing, funny, and completely adorable!

  • @kevinklei3005
    @kevinklei3005 Před 2 lety +11

    I agree that North Korea is a bit of a laugh about just reporting Covid . However they know what to do with traitors and the world is still waiting for Americas response on that since Jan 6th 2021 and I think their actions would be more positive. Cheers from Australia

    • @user-no7yh5xi4m
      @user-no7yh5xi4m Před 2 lety

      Yeah, you much prefer being locked down by the police like your Country. Good thing you gave up your guns so that the government can protect you. Losers.

    • @andrewhall6401
      @andrewhall6401 Před 2 lety

      Omg .....they have to deal with blm riots first.....you know the unemployed people.....and plus theirs proof coming out everyday about them cheating the election.

  • @joelbuchanan471
    @joelbuchanan471 Před 2 lety +9

    Louis Virtel needs his own special. Jeeze that man is talented. Clever, great comic timing and wonderful expressions. Love that!! Thank you Jimmy!

  • @JonesJr876
    @JonesJr876 Před 2 lety +2

    Luis, great segment! Keep coming with the standup.

  • @65avo65
    @65avo65 Před 2 lety +1

    Loved the virtel segment!