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  • Omicron cases are soaring and researchers at Oregon State University believe they may have found a natural way to fight off the virus, a lot of teachers have been calling in sick and schools are asking parents to come in as substitutes, United Airlines announced that 3,000 of their employees tested positive, the Premier of Quebec is going to start taxing people who refuse to get vaxxed and Canada has some travel recommendations of their own for Americans, Trump stopped by OAN, to vax poetic, slam Joe Biden, and even take shots at his fellow Republicans, Novak Djokovic violated Australia’s vaccine mandate ahead of the Australian Open, Pope Francis was seen out and about in Rome buying a CD at a record shop, and with so many Americans playing doctor these days we took to the street to ask men what they know about women’s bodies.
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  • @Clyde
    @Clyde Před 2 lety +248

    Just watched Seth's Closer Look..watching Jimmy..after this Colbert's monologue!😁

    • @orangesporanges9949
      @orangesporanges9949 Před 2 lety +42

      The perfect trifecta! ✌🏼

    • @DMBmusicfan1
      @DMBmusicfan1 Před 2 lety +23

      I do that too, only Colbert is in the morning when I get ready for work

    • @chriswood7798
      @chriswood7798 Před 2 lety +43

      I do the exact same thing every weeknight.. hate it when one of them takes time off lol

    • @insanitystrains967
      @insanitystrains967 Před 2 lety +11

      Same

    • @mirzapa
      @mirzapa Před 2 lety +15

      Literally identical viewing order to my daily night-time pooping activity. Guess where I’m at as I type this??

  • @AngeloTheTurd
    @AngeloTheTurd Před 2 lety +6

    Isn’t this guy ever tired of talking about Trump

    • @gregpeterman1102
      @gregpeterman1102 Před 2 lety +1

      He can't help it, sick with TDS disorder. Biden couldn't cure it for them.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety

      You people are that scene in the Naked Gun where the fires and explosions are happening and Frank Drebbin is standing in front of it shouting "move along! Nothing to see here" while dodging flaming debris

  • @emmaanne1229
    @emmaanne1229 Před 2 lety +42

    Massive props to our two Aussie presenters. You said exactly how we all feel here about Novak and the whole situation. Follow our rules like all of us or go home.
    Yours sincerely, one of MANY Aussies who feel the same.

    • @brettjohnstone696
      @brettjohnstone696 Před 2 lety +2

      I bet Novak supporters will instigate violent protests if he 100% gets deported. I hope I'm wrong, but it wouldn't surprise me.

    • @parzivalwaite3066
      @parzivalwaite3066 Před 2 lety +2

      He did follow the rules and the court case will prove it.

    • @jayantsingh658
      @jayantsingh658 Před 2 lety

      "rule me harder, daddy" mentality

    • @brettjohnstone696
      @brettjohnstone696 Před 2 lety

      @filthy animal yep & too far to swim.

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie Před 2 lety

      @@brettjohnstone696 Yeah there's a huge protest here today, there's currently about 6 people, two are Police standing around laughing, and one is a bystander just enjoying the entertainment and chatting to the cops. The other three are waving upside down incorrectly spelt signs and ranting incoherently.

  • @soniclab-cnc
    @soniclab-cnc Před 2 lety +7

    Canada appreciates you. From a distance 🎈

    • @MB-gy1xx
      @MB-gy1xx Před 2 lety

      Canada should build a wall. If I was Canadian I would want to protect the country from those south of the border. You know the criminals that the US wants to send. You know they don't send their best people!

  • @F_Karnstein
    @F_Karnstein Před 2 lety +14

    We do NOT call a speculum a "Scheidenöffner" 🤣 We call it a... *drum roll*... SPEKULUM 🙈

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před 2 lety +3

      Which is the same in English for those who don’t know,.. ☺️
      (Edit: This comment of yours really should have more likes,..)

  • @NathanCroucher
    @NathanCroucher Před 2 lety +18

    Im in AUS the vast majority of people are furious he has'nt been kicked out of the country.

    • @fauziachoudhry5312
      @fauziachoudhry5312 Před 2 lety

      Vast majority! Speak for yourself! Team Novak

    • @NathanCroucher
      @NathanCroucher Před 2 lety +2

      @@fauziachoudhry5312 Of course there's the crazies, but yes vast majority.

    • @fauziachoudhry5312
      @fauziachoudhry5312 Před 2 lety

      @@NathanCroucher because you were forced to comply, you and others like you are begrudging him for standing up to the absurd and unscientific rules being perpetuated by the govt.

    • @NathanCroucher
      @NathanCroucher Před 2 lety +1

      @@fauziachoudhry5312 He lied on his visa form. And its looking like he may have lied about when he got covid. Those reporters are spot on.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +1

      @@NathanCroucher who are these nutbags who will die on a hill for some entitled jock who thinks he's above all rules and wouldn't cross the road to pee on them if they were on fire? Get yourself some real heroes, Stan.

  • @bsing2u
    @bsing2u Před 2 lety +79

    They should put that chart up in congress and ask them the questions.

  • @ItIsWhatItIs8120
    @ItIsWhatItIs8120 Před 2 lety +43

    Now that was a truthful news cast.

  • @elvia3068
    @elvia3068 Před 2 lety +215

    That was so funny how that guys wife was actually an OBGYN.😂😂😂😂

    • @Roanmonster
      @Roanmonster Před 2 lety +11

      There was an attempt at pronouncing 'obstetrics' hahaha

    • @dirkdiggler2430
      @dirkdiggler2430 Před 2 lety

      Jk

    • @busolaak
      @busolaak Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣 yo!

    • @Silvana716
      @Silvana716 Před 2 lety +2

      I think I would be so turned off by him.

    • @mysunnybird
      @mysunnybird Před 2 lety

      Funny and sad at the same time. The worse thing that people can have is ignorance, specially on such a basic stuff.

  • @cerka27
    @cerka27 Před 2 lety +112

    Can you find these men and ask them about the male body parts. I feel like they wouldn’t know that either 😂

  • @traceyholt8223
    @traceyholt8223 Před 2 lety +168

    As an Aussie, I'm proud of these presenters!

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 Před 2 lety +2

      I like ya men, ya animals, how much is rent ? Lol

    • @somethingelse9535
      @somethingelse9535 Před 2 lety +12

      @@RedButtonTV1 They're paid to read the news, not to opine on it. That wasn't live anyway, it was taped and someone leaked it.

    • @kerensabirch5214
      @kerensabirch5214 Před 2 lety +7

      Same here. They were only saying what most of us were thinking.

    • @vivaking3433
      @vivaking3433 Před 2 lety +2

      Stick with the problems in your own country you have no say in this nor do you understand the entirety of the situation

    • @MarceloRomero360
      @MarceloRomero360 Před 2 lety +8

      In the U.S. we call them anchors. I, too, am proud of your presenters, and I am especially proud of your prime minister's response to our embarrassment of a state senator, Ted Cruz.

  • @maltedmilk6888
    @maltedmilk6888 Před 2 lety +144

    Finally! News reporting that is fair and accurate. Thank you Australia we need more of that

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Před 2 lety +3

      We want all news to be reported the way Jimmy reports it---Fairly inaccurate and ridiculous always favoring our beloved President Biden.

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 Před 2 lety +1

      Just not on Sky News.

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 Před 2 lety +2

      Aussie's not fackin around with this covid shite!

    • @kenrdavis2266
      @kenrdavis2266 Před 2 lety +1

      How anyone can support Biden is beyond me! He’s more dangerous than Covid-19 to the Nation. His policies have only hurt and will only get worse as his term progresses.

    • @rooklink808
      @rooklink808 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kenrdavis2266 Biden truly is dangerous, I mean this is the guy that calls unemployment people that choose not to work and stay home. Seriously they are unemployed because they were fired you ignorant fool.

  • @briandonald689
    @briandonald689 Před 2 lety +110

    As a Canadian... I agree!!! Stay safe 😎✌️🇨🇦

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Před 2 lety +3

      Good Day, Eh - you's as well.

    • @wayneburton8168
      @wayneburton8168 Před 2 lety +9

      I was just enjoying a legal Canadian Cannabis cigarette, and now it's clear why Canada has one third cases and deaths. Have a great night.

    • @DylanPattyn
      @DylanPattyn Před 2 lety +6

      As a fellow Canadian I agree too.. I didn't want anyone travelling since March 2020... If we'd all locked down for a month this whole thing would have been over before summer of 2020

    • @billy-joes6851
      @billy-joes6851 Před 2 lety +5

      Saskatoon in the house!!

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Před 2 lety +3

      @@wayneburton8168; Hell Ya, Eh! -I'm just across one of those large lakes from you. Thanks so much for moving that forward up there, as I think it persuaded a few not to be so hesitant of its legalization in Michigan.

  • @darrylcarnell9095
    @darrylcarnell9095 Před 2 lety +197

    I have smoked 2 grams a day for 10 years, (medocinally), that's about 15 lbs of pot and I was just saying I think I should cut down, but not after hearing that, in fact, I'm gonna smoke another bowl!
    Thanks Jimmy!

    • @squid_fish
      @squid_fish Před 2 lety +17

      Medocinally for sure

    • @chriswilliam6751
      @chriswilliam6751 Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah, weed bro, lmao

    • @danielp7394
      @danielp7394 Před 2 lety +18

      I have been smoking that way for a decade...besides not having covid I don't need antidepressants or Xanax ...that's cool too lol

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 Před 2 lety +9

      I smoke daily and have had COVID twice.

    • @winstonsmith8597
      @winstonsmith8597 Před 2 lety +9

      That is a weird coincidence. For 10 years I have been smoking 15lbs a day and that's about ummmm..... I have no idea how much.
      But A LOT !

  • @caryd67
    @caryd67 Před 2 lety +75

    I’m Canadian and I approve this message

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV Před 2 lety +9

      @George Morenstein I´m not canadian and i thing you should change your surname to "Moronstein"

    • @teresacorrigan3076
      @teresacorrigan3076 Před 2 lety +1

      Hi from London Ontario 😊🇨🇦🍁

  • @martymcshroom5693
    @martymcshroom5693 Před 2 lety +188

    As a Canadian, Jimmy, well done.

    • @KingMe1
      @KingMe1 Před 2 lety +10

      I guess you voted for Castreau and his tyranny

    • @ariaebrahimi3629
      @ariaebrahimi3629 Před 2 lety +2

      @@KingMe1 damn, I'm from iran and even without seeing this clip i know jimmy Kimmel saying only lie, trump is the best. Also I'm sure u r right without even knowing what u talking about

    • @larryshaw4694
      @larryshaw4694 Před 2 lety +13

      @@ariaebrahimi3629 I agree trump is the best crook

    • @fitness2008
      @fitness2008 Před 2 lety +1

      my dealer caught Covid lol

    • @brblack2007
      @brblack2007 Před 2 lety +1

      as a comedian Jimmy sucks.

  • @Joey-JoJo-Jr.64
    @Joey-JoJo-Jr.64 Před 2 lety +11

    🇨🇦 “Stay the fook oout “ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jirom71
    @jirom71 Před 2 lety +304

    I’m an Aussie and I agree with the news presenters

    • @coldwynn
      @coldwynn Před 2 lety +7

      Hahahahaha!

    • @Mark-gg6iy
      @Mark-gg6iy Před 2 lety +12

      Those newscasters besides being low-class shite are stupid AF. Doesn't surprise me they have their supporters. Here in the USA 10's of millions of Americans continue to buy Trump's BS. The same level of intelligence and class.

    • @Tim_Shu
      @Tim_Shu Před 2 lety +27

      Me too! They need to bloody kick him out

    • @anopoabednego6173
      @anopoabednego6173 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Mark-gg6iy It's really sick.

    • @joelhammer3538
      @joelhammer3538 Před 2 lety +5

      Hellz to the Y

  • @cheryl8280
    @cheryl8280 Před 2 lety +24

    As a Canadian, I LOVED this video. Couldn't have said it any better myself. Thanks, Jimmy.

  • @kakman1958
    @kakman1958 Před 2 lety +135

    I think most Aussies would be happy to see the Joker depart. He's now being investigated in Serbia for breach of COVID regulations. It was originally reported Spain were pursuing him for COVID breaches but from what N V says they're unconcerned about him travelling there even at a time he was likely infectious. If he was any other traveler admitting they falsified their travel documents he would have been denied entry and been on the first plane home.

    • @cassandrakarpinski9416
      @cassandrakarpinski9416 Před 2 lety +17

      Not to mention being barred for 3 years

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP Před 2 lety +4

      Serbia will do nothing to him.

    • @dejancvijanovic7085
      @dejancvijanovic7085 Před 2 lety

      Speak for yourself

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dejancvijanovic7085 - Yeah, that what he is doing.

    • @nv2605
      @nv2605 Před 2 lety

      Please stop spreading false information. Spain almost instantly made a statement that that is incorrect and there is no investigation.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +322

    That last guy who points to himself? Yeah, he's the only guy who was forgiven by their angry spouses at home.

    • @mind_of_a_darkhorse
      @mind_of_a_darkhorse Před 2 lety +27

      Worse, he was married to a gynecologist!

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 Před 2 lety +19

      Because he the only one who knew he messed up :)

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Před 2 lety +15

      @@watcher1258 *how badly he messed up

    • @TigDegner
      @TigDegner Před 2 lety +1

      He was probably coached to do that by the interviewer. In his defense, that means he was the person they figured was cool enough to do it, and he delivered a great closing to the segment.

    • @plo8monster113
      @plo8monster113 Před 2 lety

      @@TigDegner *Spoiler alert^^***

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack Před 2 lety +128

    The women's anatomy lessons were hilarious! I didn't know there were men who didn't know this about us. I almost fell off the couch, laughing! The lady who IS a gynecologist was so funny! They were an adorable couple. I bet she'll bring home one of those 3D models of our reproductive organs, just for a lesson or two! 🤣

    • @rd-lw4td
      @rd-lw4td Před 2 lety +2

      She won't be bringing in 3d models...

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 Před 2 lety +4

      Maybe she already carries a live model around, who knows

    • @rd-lw4td
      @rd-lw4td Před 2 lety

      @@FinneousPJ1 I think he does

    • @RomanJockMCO
      @RomanJockMCO Před 2 lety

      I don't think he will look at hers the same way 🤣🤣🤣

    • @G0DofRock
      @G0DofRock Před 2 lety

      You didn't know men were stupid?

  • @rabbit1769
    @rabbit1769 Před 2 lety +59

    Senators and congressmen should have to take this quiz before even think about laws regarding the female reproductive system.

    • @jamipereira7987
      @jamipereira7987 Před 2 lety

      Since they want to make decisions about women body and yet know nothing about it. I agree. Hell I don't think half of them good pass a test on Government either.

  • @JasonJordan198
    @JasonJordan198 Před 2 lety +23

    The guy pointing at himself when she asks "where's the a$$hole?" is priceless. 😂

  • @babilabub
    @babilabub Před 2 lety +343

    Full marks to the quiz lady. She's good. More of this please !!!!

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl Před 2 lety +316

    The results of that quiz are pretty horrifying. To be fair I'd like to see how women answer. AND we need a round with Republican politicians.

    • @rd-lw4td
      @rd-lw4td Před 2 lety +3

      The last time it was taught to me was 27 years ago. Why would I know this information?

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety +5

      Ya esp w the ones over 70+. They know NOTHING about it. Or running the country...at least that guy admitted. But then again his wife was rite there 🤣😹🌹💖 ty Jimmy ❤️🌹🦋💖

    • @triggSerable
      @triggSerable Před 2 lety +6

      To be fair, information about internal reproductive anatomy is absolutely useless to anyone who isn't a healthcare pro. Not saying it isn't scary that some people don't even know how many ovaries a woman has. But it has literally zero added value besides from knowing things for the sake of it.

    • @rd-lw4td
      @rd-lw4td Před 2 lety +5

      @@triggSerable I did know the one on ovaries. However, it's perfectly normal for humans to forget information they don't use. It's called memory pruning. It's simply an indicator that they don't use that knowledge and have an efficient brain. It's not scary at all.

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k Před 2 lety +13

      To be *actually* fair, they are out there for hours and only show the worst. If you don’t realize this, you are as bad as the guy who thought that the guy who thought that the colon was a baby.

  • @aliciachristopher6506
    @aliciachristopher6506 Před 2 lety +22

    Those Austrailian newspeople were so right about that tennis player. Good for them!

  • @Nymeria0
    @Nymeria0 Před 2 lety +346

    The Female body quiz was just hilarious and horrifying 🤣🤣🤣. Maybe more quizzes are needed so they get to learn some of the basics?

    • @JacobNorwood1
      @JacobNorwood1 Před 2 lety +12

      They never get the answers right. I'm a dude and I knew most of the questions and what those IUD are.

    • @rd-lw4td
      @rd-lw4td Před 2 lety +3

      @@JacobNorwood1 I don't know the answers. Why would I know them?

    • @rowdybme4584
      @rowdybme4584 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JacobNorwood1 its because only the idiots are funny

    • @conniec7552
      @conniec7552 Před 2 lety +23

      Do you remember the quiz about Obamacare & the ACA? Just about everyone said they don't want Obamacare but don't take away the ACA.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦

    • @wordsmith451
      @wordsmith451 Před 2 lety +31

      @@rd-lw4td because you should have at least a very basic understanding of the reproductive system which literally half of our species possesses.

  • @Najolve
    @Najolve Před 2 lety +3

    Hmm, that stormtrooper was rather random.

  • @Buddzzy
    @Buddzzy Před 2 lety +18

    OH CANADA!!!! 🇨🇦 TY Jimmy! Nailed it! 💪🏻😂👊🏻🍻

    • @Buddzzy
      @Buddzzy Před 2 lety +2

      Bloody spell check got me!

  • @BreezeDaDon
    @BreezeDaDon Před 2 lety +179

    We need news journalists like them!

  • @alxm1271
    @alxm1271 Před 2 lety +24

    Not an Aussie, but I'll move there if they hire all presenters like those two 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelbee1
    @rachelbee1 Před 2 lety +11

    Shout out to the stormtrooper walking by during the anatomy quiz 😂

    • @oliverbuckley5121
      @oliverbuckley5121 Před 2 lety +1

      I scrolled down through a lot of comments to see if anybody mentioned that guy! Hilarious that he was barely even noticed.

    • @oliverbuckley5121
      @oliverbuckley5121 Před 2 lety

      I just spotted Spider-Man at 10:42!

  • @bobleung8
    @bobleung8 Před 2 lety +6

    Novak Djovokic? Novax Djokovic more like it. Am I right? lol

  • @gcharb2d
    @gcharb2d Před 2 lety +31

    Being a French Canadian I approve of this message!
    Thanks for the laugh, Jimmy! :)

  • @7thMack
    @7thMack Před 2 lety +3

    OMG, the Gynecologist and her willfully clueless husband. Those two had me rolling.

  • @stevenspmd
    @stevenspmd Před 2 lety +50

    The last couple was awesome! I bet she is making him learn what is what now! or no nookie for him.

  • @DeanofSmoking
    @DeanofSmoking Před 2 lety +11

    3:13 "I AM CANADIAN!" And I find that hilarious!

    • @DeanofSmoking
      @DeanofSmoking Před 2 lety +1

      And the metric system. LOL

    • @kimberly8695
      @kimberly8695 Před 2 lety +2

      I'll learn the metric system if you guys let me in!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +32

    As a born and bred Canadian, I gotta say.. we've were thinking that lonnnng before covid.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +1

      New message; it's you! 👋 Hey

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +2

      Don't blame ya....

    • @pamelaporter4750
      @pamelaporter4750 Před 2 lety

      New Message, Hey, that's not the typical Canadian friendliness we're accustomed to. Happy New Year from Texas!

    • @HORNGEN4
      @HORNGEN4 Před 2 lety +1

      @@pamelaporter4750 can you blame them? At least they are polite about it.

    • @susieq9801
      @susieq9801 Před 2 lety +1

      I live near the border and we've had the two quietest and most peaceful summers I've experienced in my 72 years without the Americans invading the place.

  • @matlight9593
    @matlight9593 Před 2 lety +4

    the aussie news anchors lmfao they should get a prime time show XD

  • @randomname4726
    @randomname4726 Před 2 lety +49

    I hope they screened out all the non idiots otherwise I fear for humanity even more than I did already. I'm a man and I knew every single question without any hesitation. In New Zealand we learnt all of this in school.

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Před 2 lety +4

      Grade school

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo Před 2 lety +1

      We do in the US too. And it's a comedy bit, so they screen out those people because they aren't funny.

    • @DeMesstados
      @DeMesstados Před 2 lety

      Half are pretending not to know so they get on TV

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Tracymmo but they ARE funny, at least in the eyes of the people who refer to them as nerds, geeks or weirdos for attaining basic general information.

    • @cp-chipheo9528
      @cp-chipheo9528 Před 2 lety

      If they don't need to know them in their daily life why remember them. It doesn't mean they didn't study in school.

  • @NMew
    @NMew Před 2 lety +8

    '& the metric system..' That just killed me, good one Canada.

  • @KaraZiasapiens
    @KaraZiasapiens Před 2 lety +129

    Honestly, I thought it was simply a joke about most men not being able to find the clitoris. After this segment, I now know that that's simply a statement of fact. Wow.

    • @handyvickers
      @handyvickers Před 2 lety +12

      Yeah... That was scary... 😳

    • @caram227
      @caram227 Před 2 lety +35

      Exactly why men should keep their mouths shut about what we can and cannot do with our bodies.

    • @IWantToBelieve1
      @IWantToBelieve1 Před 2 lety +5

      @@caram227 So, if men were better with the female anatomy , they could tell women what to do with their bodies, makes sense.

    • @KaraZiasapiens
      @KaraZiasapiens Před 2 lety +15

      @@IWantToBelieve1 I'm pretty sure we're safe from men leaping that hurdle, lol.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety +6

      Not so much "not being able to" as "not caring to". Literally 2 seconds on the phone everyone is surgically-attached to would give them answers. They just don't bother looking.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest Před 2 lety +103

    The Djokovic case is hilarious. All of Serbia decided they wanna die on the hill that is their national sports hero and his nutcase family threw itself under the bus for him... it turns out he so blatantly made up the positive test after the fact that he himself can't explain it so he turns to "mistakes were made, not by me...sorry i guess"
    Imagine having a full PR team and nobody is smart enough to come up with something better!

    • @IAmKAZMO
      @IAmKAZMO Před 2 lety +20

      Deport Him!

    • @janewilson2421
      @janewilson2421 Před 2 lety +16

      Yep I'm sure Australia is shaking in their boots...oh no Serbia's pissed off at us, what shall we do??

    • @sinchula1
      @sinchula1 Před 2 lety +18

      Just deport that entitled Djokovic.. Australia can do without him...why should he be an exception? What has he done for Australia ?

    • @brettjohnstone696
      @brettjohnstone696 Před 2 lety +6

      @@janewilson2421 yep, that's what we think 😊 Novak supporters are making him out to be almighty & entitled.

  • @idget600
    @idget600 Před 2 lety +42

    Those responses were just as terrifying as Leno's old "Jaywalking", which neither gives me much hope for America. Pay attention in school - the first time!

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 Před 2 lety +7

      Also why condoms are only 97% effective. These people have no idea where it goes.

    • @rd-lw4td
      @rd-lw4td Před 2 lety +2

      I'm a software engineer. Why would I know female anatomy? It was taught to me like 27 years ago.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety

      What school? That's the real problem now.

  • @Me-wk3ix
    @Me-wk3ix Před 2 lety +15

    Cannabis. Hmm, well, it beats urine by a long shot!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +1

      Yes,also beats drinking bleach,horse dewormer etc......✌️

  • @pmbluemoon
    @pmbluemoon Před 2 lety +9

    I had such a great abs workout while watching this! I had tears and am definitely going to share this with my friends *PRICELESS* Thank you Jimmy! 👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @joramponi249
    @joramponi249 Před 2 lety +1

    "Can you point to the a** h*le?
    🤣🤣🤣
    great question... and the guy was such a good sport!

  • @BAEwing1
    @BAEwing1 Před 2 lety +15

    Thanks for keeping your promise about naked Trump. Cracks me up every time.

    • @owenmersk4626
      @owenmersk4626 Před 2 lety

      Rich white klan leaders make you laugh?

    • @cloudcovercreations
      @cloudcovercreations Před 2 lety

      @@owenmersk4626 When was Trump a Klan leader lol? If anything, Biden would be. Especially after Joe said "you can't walking into Dunkin without hearing an indian accent" or "if you don't vote for me, you ain't black".

  • @yellowbird2157
    @yellowbird2157 Před 2 lety +18

    🌟💖 Whoever is reading this - wishing you a wondeful New Year full of love and laughter, health and happiness! 💖🌟

  • @Craighetfield2024
    @Craighetfield2024 Před 2 lety +4

    Omg I'm canadien and the Wayne Gretzky bit killed me 😂😂😂

  • @ciaragallagher646
    @ciaragallagher646 Před 2 lety +18

    I can guarantee, the parents complaining at board meetings are not the ones volunteering at the schools, and the kids are already running wild.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +4

      THANKU, just what the future needs....more "adults" who r bullies,uninformed,selfish,money hungry,lazy turds running wild denying everything that PopPop never told them while sitting in a broken down pick up,chawing,throwing back Coors.....yep,just what the future world needs,uneducated kids.
      😧😷✌️

  • @johnhart3480
    @johnhart3480 Před 2 lety +23

    Parents subbing as teachers, was that not a "Simpsons" episode a few years back? 😄

  • @karendeitrick6508
    @karendeitrick6508 Před 2 lety +14

    Oh Dear God, my eyes are burning! Thanks Jimmy!

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 Před 2 lety +15

    Some people actually prefer CDs over streaming music, Jimmy.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +3

      True....I still love my albums.....✌️

  • @Sara-zx2wm
    @Sara-zx2wm Před 2 lety +24

    As a Canadian I approve this message! 🇨🇦

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 Před 2 lety +27

    LOL - I love the comment about Canada building a wall... and you just know that if it was actually proposed, that politician would claim that we here in the USA would pay for it.

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy Před 2 lety +2

      South park did it and it was funny af

  • @aprilblackregentart6647
    @aprilblackregentart6647 Před 2 lety +12

    That Female Body bit was hilarious 😆

  • @JRussellRetroGaming
    @JRussellRetroGaming Před 2 lety +1

    Mike Amore and Rebecca Madden from Channel 7 Melbourne is now famous after this. LMAO
    I'm an Aussie and love their honesty. 🤣🤣

  • @sarthakpatel3080
    @sarthakpatel3080 Před 2 lety +4

    The guy that didn't know his wife was an OBGYN is about to be in a whole lot of trouble when he gets home lol.

  • @m.coleman
    @m.coleman Před 2 lety +10

    Can'tada!!!!!!!! 😆 Sorrey, that was funny! Can't wait 'til they let us back in! 😂

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před 2 lety

      Sending love from Sweden - would love to visit your country one day. I’ve only met friendly Canadians so far!,..

  • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
    @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před 2 lety +15

    9:14 Our local district health board in 🇳🇿 sent me one of those kits (along with everyone else in my age group, I guess). The instructions are a bit fiddly, but I was able to do it and send it back.

  • @notconvinced
    @notconvinced Před 2 lety +2

    11:11 😁 Wtf! A stormtrooper and a guy getting dressed behind this Dude! Only in Hollywood brah🥰

  • @brettstover1850
    @brettstover1850 Před 2 lety +1

    LOL the black storm trooper casually walking by. 11:10

  • @erikhirschfelt5066
    @erikhirschfelt5066 Před 2 lety +44

    The fact that people failed middleschool level health classes

    • @vokasimid5330
      @vokasimid5330 Před 2 lety

      First world problems

    • @pro-choicemom
      @pro-choicemom Před 2 lety +5

      They then go on to think they have any business commenting on women's bodily autonomy.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 2 lety +31

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best Talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇💙❤️💙❤️

  • @yoursubconscious
    @yoursubconscious Před 2 lety +61

    i have a "perfectly" fine life, but I admit, it's a bonus to see Kimmel to fill in some laugher in my life for a few moments! Thanks Kimmel and the team behind the scenes to make it seem so "easy" for the rest of us.

    • @genethharris3894
      @genethharris3894 Před 2 lety

      Trump u going to hell not the country more money for u can't help

  • @blakksabb
    @blakksabb Před 2 lety +1

    I'm getting a kick out of the Imperial trooper that walked past the questionaire 😆😆

  • @katiehettinger7857
    @katiehettinger7857 Před 2 lety +15

    NO NO NO, the compounds from hemp, not cannabis. Auggg.....doesn't anyone do their homework anymore.😞

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Před 2 lety +4

      From hemp, hemp is the fiber used for cloth and rope.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +3

      Sure we do, and hemp and cannabis are related...

    • @jaybird6905
      @jaybird6905 Před 2 lety

      ‘hemp’is a subset of the cannabis family. of course, colloquial use of these words is predominant, and that usage is not precise. specifically, its the (i think?) cbdA compound the prevents covid from infecting, which is present in varying levels among different cannabis species, not necessarily just “hemp” or “marijuana”. in any case, it gets destroyed from burning the plant, so yeah, smoking weed for covid is not a thing

    • @vancouverviking4652
      @vancouverviking4652 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 lol what.. you definitely a kimmel kid

  • @futureglobal7258
    @futureglobal7258 Před 2 lety +14

    I'm a man & I was able to correctly answer most of those questions. I do not know why. I wasn't even guessing.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +3

    Please, please, please, America.... send those samples. We need this. We NEED this!!!!

  • @philnight9563
    @philnight9563 Před 2 lety +1

    Every single Karen would get involved and want to be in line to be a teacher! Ha ha ha ha

  • @Lock2002ful
    @Lock2002ful Před 2 lety +24

    omfg how do american men not know the female body
    I know all these terms and what they are and English isn’t even my first language.🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety +6

      Worse yet, there are American WOMEN who don't understand female anatomy either. 😕

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před 2 lety

      OBGYN is one term I don’t know though, not being English myself.

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před 2 lety +8

      @@cc1k435 They do these street interviews all the time on Kimmel and make fun of people, but really it’s a testament to how much they’d benefit from improving the education system and if more education was free. So many things could have been improved then,..

    • @matsetizar65
      @matsetizar65 Před 2 lety

      They probably asked 20 men and 16 got it right.

    • @learntocrochet1
      @learntocrochet1 Před 2 lety +3

      @@JustussonSometimes shown as OBGYN or OB GYN or OB-GYN and stands for Obstetrics and Gynecology.

  • @Greybush
    @Greybush Před 2 lety +3

    Shadow Stormtrooper just havin a stroll in the background

  • @vonniedemers5683
    @vonniedemers5683 Před 2 lety +3

    It's amazing our species hasn't gone extinct..... I see alot of men getting anatomy books for valentines day.

  • @timothynugent7133
    @timothynugent7133 Před 2 lety +3

    I love Jimmy's mocking of Gov. DeathSentence at 5:28! Very funny!

  • @liliacampos71
    @liliacampos71 Před 2 lety +8

    My dad needs an artery unlocked so he can get some other procedures but he has to wait until the end of February if cases slow down.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +2

      I'm sorry.😔...good luck to u and dad....

  • @luvlyleo2836
    @luvlyleo2836 Před 2 lety +18

    And we are allowing men make our reproductive choices 😳

    • @kimbellabella348
      @kimbellabella348 Před 2 lety +5

      If men wanna take away our choice, then we should choose a vasectomy when we see fit👹

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kimbellabella348 no, I vote full castration

    • @BK-nx7rc
      @BK-nx7rc Před 2 lety

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Lol calm down.

  • @tomdelonge3114
    @tomdelonge3114 Před 2 lety +5

    Hey Jimmy, it’s wonderful you’re paying attention to important global issues such as Paul Rand’s hair and the Pope buying a CD as well as calling out that unhealthy individual Djokovic, instead of addressing unimportant stories such as that of Maddie de Garay or the 3 tennis players who dropped out of the Australian warm up tournament due to sudden chest pain and breathing difficulties.
    It’s equally wonderful this differently worded comment got posted unlike my previous boring, fact soaked one that mysteriously disappeared several times. Funny thing the Internet.

    • @LuckyNumberNick
      @LuckyNumberNick Před 2 lety +1

      You gotta love a challenge, right? I’m sure he does that in order to encourage all of us to read more literature and popularise authors such as Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

  • @RaPtOr9600
    @RaPtOr9600 Před 2 lety +1

    11:08
    Just random stormtroopers walking by

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +115

    How embarrassing for the gynecologist that her husband doesn’t know anything about her body!

    • @classicsciencefictionhorro1665
      @classicsciencefictionhorro1665 Před 2 lety

      He might be trans.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 2 lety +18

      @@classicsciencefictionhorro1665 If he IS he and trans, I'm pretty sure he'd know about AFAB anatomy...

    • @MartaWomack
      @MartaWomack Před 2 lety +12

      Oh, I imagine she'll be schooling him at home after this. 🤣

    • @thefourshowflip
      @thefourshowflip Před 2 lety +16

      That’s not true!!! He got the last one right 🤣
      12:57

    • @MahanFan1
      @MahanFan1 Před 2 lety +2

      I think she called a divorce attorney after that. Hard to watch really 😂

  • @andyelmaleh5129
    @andyelmaleh5129 Před 2 lety +6

    Haha quebec we are famous 2 times in one week on this show

  • @dbplaypen
    @dbplaypen Před 2 lety

    Thanks for your 13 month continued coverage of this patriot. You kept the coals hot for us 🤗 45 / 47 🇺🇸 Let's geaux Brandon!

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop Před 2 lety +1

    He said “she’s thick”!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GalactusOG
    @GalactusOG Před 2 lety +7

    Merry Christmas and happy New Year! 🌲

  • @tonyboese143
    @tonyboese143 Před 2 lety +58

    Man said 'at least' once a year. Technically accurate.
    Overall embarrassing though.

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 Před 2 lety +3

      Well no, it's not accurate. Not all women even menstruate.

    • @tonyboese143
      @tonyboese143 Před 2 lety +1

      @@FinneousPJ1 I was affirming the existential quantity claim, not a universal claim. :-)

    • @tonyboese143
      @tonyboese143 Před 2 lety +1

      @@FinneousPJ1 oh! I see what you are saying. That would apply to actual PMS, not what the gentleman said. :-)

  • @THEdjpluto
    @THEdjpluto Před 2 lety +3

    6:28 Thanks Jimmy for sending me to the bathroom to throw up 🤮

  • @thewatching6504
    @thewatching6504 Před 2 lety

    Last couple was funny 😄 on female quiz show.
    Husband and wife are so cute together.
    Pointing to himself was priceless 🤣 👌

  • @Filmkid3000
    @Filmkid3000 Před 2 lety +110

    Man I’m a pothead and I got covid and it wasn’t fun.

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 Před 2 lety +23

      Me too. Was in hospital for 7 weeks. And just got it again.

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před 2 lety +27

      Stay safe now, hope you (both) are well!,.. 🤞

    • @cheerbearsue
      @cheerbearsue Před 2 lety +7

      This is just a guess based on what I already know about COVID and how weed gets into your system but maybe keep your blood levels very high for 2 weeks with no brake or down time. It’s the ace 2 receptors which the COVID spike plugs into in order to reproduce and you need to give it lots of strong competition. Eat the stuff instead of smoking it. If you can find CBD oil that would probably be good. The door in which marijuana could become legal in this country needs to be kicked open really hard. This doesn’t mean that it will always work though.

    • @camerondavis8356
      @camerondavis8356 Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @adonis6193
      @adonis6193 Před 2 lety +3

      pot gives you heart disease, do yourself a favor and quit.

  • @PainRack
    @PainRack Před 2 lety +5

    The wife staring in horror was the best part !!!!!

  • @tanrose8645
    @tanrose8645 Před 2 lety

    THAT was FUNNY!!😂😂🇨🇦👏👏👍✌️
    (The last segment!!😳OMG! "...Mortified..." said the gynecologist. I AGREE!!😂😂😂)
    Hugs from London, Ontario 🇨🇦 lol
    PLEASE Stay 'safe', & warm, everyone❣️Blessed be ✨💫🌟🌛🌹🌜

  • @bonnieskilton3247
    @bonnieskilton3247 Před 2 lety +1

    WAIT A DOG DERN MINUTE. Darth Vader walks through the street questions and nada is mentioned?

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 Před 2 lety +29

    Drunk lady: "Did you get the booster?"
    DeSantis: "Duhhhhhh, Which way did he go, George. Which way did he go?"

    • @rachel9508
      @rachel9508 Před 2 lety +5

      LMFO😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 Před 2 lety +3

      "Let's go Brandon, I agree." --Joe Biden🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GhostOdyssey
      @GhostOdyssey Před 2 lety +3

      Hahahah! LOL @ Drunk Lady, remark!

    • @southsider9638
      @southsider9638 Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@GhostOdyssey I can never remember Maria Bartoromo's name. XD

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp Před 2 lety +5

    South Park called it. Tegridy weed.

  • @nameunknown007
    @nameunknown007 Před 2 lety +1

    Aww that husband is super cute at the end admitting jokingly

  • @jackily86
    @jackily86 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm from Slovakia and I agree what they said about Novax Djokovic

  • @jamespeninger6550
    @jamespeninger6550 Před 2 lety +24

    As a man I could have answered all of those questions correctly. That’s insane that so many men are so ignorant of basic human anatomy/biology.

    • @melbatoast667
      @melbatoast667 Před 2 lety +4

      Do you want a cookie, James? It's a comedy show.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety

      Women are no better. I had a health teacher whose brain melted when she realised her female friends had no idea how many openings the female body had "down there"

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 2 lety

      what kind?

    • @LeviathanArts
      @LeviathanArts Před 2 lety +4

      And yet, abortion laws are primarily written by men

    • @thesingerintheshower
      @thesingerintheshower Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you!! Maybe you could hint to male counterparts that it might be worth learning...

  • @saltysleigh7838
    @saltysleigh7838 Před 2 lety +24

    I call BS I'm 60, been smoking weed since 15 and I've had covid twice now. Not bad enough to stop smoking weed tho.

    • @Tata-iu3fy
      @Tata-iu3fy Před 2 lety +2

      Same with my son.

    • @classicsciencefictionhorro1665
      @classicsciencefictionhorro1665 Před 2 lety +1

      I think your dealer's been selling you some oregano or something else fake.

    • @clwindecker
      @clwindecker Před 2 lety +2

      That's called a high tolerance. If you have been taking pain killers like you smoke weed since you were 15 they wouldn't be as effective for pain either. And why would you need to stop smoking weed? They didn't claim weed causes Covid...just that it can help deter it...?

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 Před 2 lety +1

      I agree. Smoke daily had COVID twice.

    • @janzebuski3559
      @janzebuski3559 Před 2 lety

      Maybe it has something to do with other behaviors .. smoking or ingesting weed can't prevent COVID if you're flagrantly avoiding other preventative measures. Just a thought.

  • @etos2
    @etos2 Před 2 lety

    The best street quiz I’ve seen to date!! No wonder so many can’t find the Clit… they don’t even know what to look for!

  • @SilverLiningMiner
    @SilverLiningMiner Před 2 lety +2

    Recirculated Air...funny.