Trump Returns to Tighten Tiny Grip on Republican Party

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  • čas přidán 22. 02. 2021
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  • @lion2535
    @lion2535 Před 3 lety +71

    The way Guillermo laughs is too contagious 🤣

  • @r8chied770
    @r8chied770 Před 3 lety +205

    "The reason your family doesn't talk anymore..." so true, so sad.

    • @cherisharmendariz7492
      @cherisharmendariz7492 Před 3 lety +10

      Me and my dad don't talk because of this. He swears by Trump. My mom even told him off lol

    • @seymourbutts9085
      @seymourbutts9085 Před 3 lety +13

      Family friends co workers strangers pedestrians you name it.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 3 lety +2

      Where is the lies? I know we have family members that are not talking because of Donald Trump.. One Group of the family can't stand him and One group of the family loves him.. Pretty messed up scene right now..
      Edit: It's a reason why it was 74 Million people that voted for Donald Trump and it was a reason why it was 81 million people who voted for Joe Biden..

    • @Lorangebeatrice
      @Lorangebeatrice Před 3 lety +8

      sTrumpets are lost and too far gone to help. It’s sad and frustrating. I wish they would stop procreating and wither away.

    • @cherisharmendariz7492
      @cherisharmendariz7492 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Lorangebeatrice It would be cool to see these ppl come back to reality. We can all still be Repubs, Dems, and Libs; but we cannot have a sitting president challenge his constituents to fight our democratic process. He set us back a good 50+ years with that stunt. Smh.

  • @ytk_1129
    @ytk_1129 Před 3 lety +17

    LET MY BROTHA YOUNG PHARAOH DRAIN THE SWAMP YALL IS SCARY💪🏾✊🏾🙄😂

  • @johnburt1172
    @johnburt1172 Před 3 lety +5

    You do NOT have to touch the recipient of a document in order to "serve" them. All that is required is to confirm that they are aware that you have brought the document. After that, you can drop it on the ground if you need to.

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 Před 3 lety +181

    Jimmy Kimmel you have once again nailed the jokes, as well as maintained the seriousness of the topic

    • @jpx793
      @jpx793 Před 3 lety +9

      A true artist of talk show hosts! Proud to be a fan :)

    • @Simon-Simon-Simon
      @Simon-Simon-Simon Před 3 lety +4

      He nailed ?
      He reads off a teleprompter and just does what he is told

    • @jaisu9134
      @jaisu9134 Před 3 lety +6

      He hearted ur comment too.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 Před 3 lety +3

      no way, Jimmy just hearted your comment, first time i have ever seen that!... I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @uksteam7865
      @uksteam7865 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jaisu9134 Was that him tho or someone who works for him

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Před 3 lety +40

    CPAC needs to come clean, and rename itself NUTSAC!!
    Feel free to come up with your own version of what the new one means.
    My version is far tamer than the naughty acronym might suggest!
    (Neoconservatives Under Trump's Sordid, Asinine Control)

  • @h34vydu7y9
    @h34vydu7y9 Před 3 lety +77

    Things have gotten so crazy I can't tell when Jimmy's joking or talking about a real thing anymore.

    • @deannahelmick9259
      @deannahelmick9259 Před 3 lety +2

      i was thinking that EXACT same thing but u kinda know when hes serious he quits smiling and looks a bit pissed at time

  • @Araza119
    @Araza119 Před 3 lety +6

    As Michael Franseze said: corruption in the government is way worse than it used to be, we allow politicians to say one thing one day, and contradict themselves another. They lie to our faces, and we allow them to get away with it. We can't keep shouting corruption when we're the ones permitting said corruption to take place.

  • @highwayknight6488
    @highwayknight6488 Před 3 lety +303

    I will have no faith in this countries body of government until someone holds Trump accountable for just one god damn thing!

    • @generalyellor2187
      @generalyellor2187 Před 3 lety +4

      Sure, buddy, hold your breath for that one.

    • @lukeharshbarger2332
      @lukeharshbarger2332 Před 3 lety

      I disagree

    • @stephanfiebich1561
      @stephanfiebich1561 Před 3 lety +8

      It won’t happen because we have half the country that believes his constant lies

    • @TheyoshiYoshi123
      @TheyoshiYoshi123 Před 3 lety +7

      @@stephanfiebich1561 they don't believe it but they're more than happy to lie and lie, whether it be for cheap political clout, power, or otherwise.

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 Před 3 lety +9

      I know, right?! Just one thing! Anything!

  • @craigcampbell1843
    @craigcampbell1843 Před 3 lety +107

    Lindsey looked like he had a gun pointed at him from behind the camera.

    • @craigcampbell1843
      @craigcampbell1843 Před 3 lety +1

      @The Maelström i don’t know what was happening before or during the taping of that video but it definitely seemed like he was saying those things against his will

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Před 2 lety

      The SLA mayb??

  • @thisbushnell4824
    @thisbushnell4824 Před 3 lety +93

    Lindsay saying he's never felt better while looking as though he is in a break between weeping jags.

    • @forgotten1s
      @forgotten1s Před 3 lety +6

      He looks...genuinely bad like im concerned

    • @1432b
      @1432b Před 3 lety +4

      @@forgotten1s I am doing a dance that he REALLY is!

    • @suddenimpulse030
      @suddenimpulse030 Před 3 lety +8

      He needs to come out of the closet already instead of letting them blackmail him lol

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 Před 3 lety +3

      It almost seems like he's at gunpoint.

    • @88happiness
      @88happiness Před 3 lety +1

      It's getting abit scary.

  • @alsswim
    @alsswim Před 3 lety +10

    That kid is a freaking genius I think it was totally worth not having TV for five days

  • @Aman.0100
    @Aman.0100 Před 3 lety +139

    These senators lie so much that they forget what they said yesterday and contridect their own statements the next day

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Před 3 lety +7

      Ted Cruz is pretty high on that list. Same with Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell, they’re the 3 worst.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 3 lety +4

      But they get away with it, every single time

    • @Aman.0100
      @Aman.0100 Před 3 lety +1

      @@silverblue73 they do everything in the name of first amendment. They are making 200k a year, but they cant see you getting a check during pendimc, its ur own hard working money u give away each year, that why u pay tax when there is crises ur taken care of but these goons care about their power and money

    • @georgenichols7718
      @georgenichols7718 Před 3 lety +1

      Sounds about right.

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, but Donnie is pretty much number one on that list, to his fans he was the Holy Donald who knew the right answers to everything.

  • @meganesenpai
    @meganesenpai Před 3 lety +232

    No, Jimmy, please tell him don't leave Eric here. We don't want him either.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 3 lety +3

      He was going to leave him in Vietnam - I'm good with that.

    • @meganesenpai
      @meganesenpai Před 3 lety +3

      @@pdoylemi I am not. We don't want him here.

    • @dancerforlife0545
      @dancerforlife0545 Před 3 lety +2

      well he was close to russia he could have left eric there

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 3 lety +3

      @@meganesenpai
      I should have noted the name - sorry. But does any remnant of the old "Hanoi Hilton" survive? Maybe you could fix him up with a comfy cell there and "gently" extract some information about his family crimes for us. We don't deserve the favor, but a lot of Americans would appreciate it!

    • @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8
      @bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8 Před 3 lety +2

      I doubt he could handle the spicy food. He'd have a blown out colon within weeks, come on...do us a solid

  • @kiskaloo6843
    @kiskaloo6843 Před 3 lety +8

    The letter shows Sophie really does need school when she spells it 'skool'

  • @aaaannakarina
    @aaaannakarina Před 3 lety +8

    This little girl is very eloquent for an 8 year old. I cannot imagine being on TV with my 8 year old son, I would never know what could come out of his mouth 🤣

  • @Bigglesworth78
    @Bigglesworth78 Před 3 lety +89

    Thanks for saying we deserve a "Sorry" Jimmy - xoxo 🇨🇦

    • @vernb64
      @vernb64 Před 3 lety

      🇨🇦

    • @nataliehitchcox3705
      @nataliehitchcox3705 Před 3 lety +2

      I agree.... we definitely need that sorry. Thanks Jimmy!

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Před 3 lety +2

      I'm still waiting for the U.S. to apologize for trying to invade us 190 years ago. And not just once, but THREE times. :D

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +212

    That kid has learned more than enough to get by in today's world.

    • @MarquisYourBrotha
      @MarquisYourBrotha Před 3 lety +4

      Yep she even got the apology down pack

    • @jonathanlindsey8864
      @jonathanlindsey8864 Před 3 lety +2

      Your on everything I watch.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 3 lety +11

      I was quite annoyed that they gave her a platform and instant fame as a reward for refusing to go to school - they should have grounded her and taken her tv privilege instead. Well, at least, as a poorly educated person, she'll make a great future Trump supporter...
      Edit: Just watched the end of the segment - at least she was punished. Though I can't believe she still kept doing it after she watched her mum go to so much trouble to get it fixed.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 3 lety

      @@jonathanlindsey8864 , yes, New Message is literally on everything I watch - I wonder if they are a group of people?

    • @jillyburt
      @jillyburt Před 3 lety +5

      @@lenkacfk7155 That's what I thought. Jimmy, tell that kid that we want SMART veterinarians who study and don't skip school.

  • @tauileimcpherson5023
    @tauileimcpherson5023 Před 3 lety +6

    Jimmy is amazing and gets us to laugh when there is no other way to cope. Thanks Jimmy!

  • @princellasmith7562
    @princellasmith7562 Před 3 lety +4

    That little girl is SO adorable. Also super intelligent. I hope her mom finds way to help her use those smarts and creativity.

  • @milk1112
    @milk1112 Před 3 lety +1139

    Lindsey looks like a hostage being forced to read statements written by his captors

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +34

      blackmailers. he's allowed to roam freely.

    • @tthom2459
      @tthom2459 Před 3 lety +57

      the orange turd has dirt on poor miss lindsey. he knows all about "the rentboys"

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 Před 3 lety +21

      She's blinking S.A.D. with her eyes, is miss Lindsey.

    • @geraldmorain3166
      @geraldmorain3166 Před 3 lety +5

      He may have to answer to a before John McCain ,

    • @geraldmorain3166
      @geraldmorain3166 Před 3 lety +5

      Lindsey Graham hostage? For What? Where and why ,,secret bucket of worms,behind ,the ?

  • @ANAMARTINEZ-jc1qk
    @ANAMARTINEZ-jc1qk Před 3 lety +16

    WATCHING JIMMY IS LIKE A THERAPY FOR ME, MAKES MY DAY 👍👍👍😂😂😂

  • @redstarrising4576
    @redstarrising4576 Před 3 lety +12

    If there is one thing Graham knows how to do it’s how to flop like a fish.

  • @cadebritt8001
    @cadebritt8001 Před 3 lety +3

    The kid learned how to skip school on line. She should run for Senate. Obviously smarter then any of our politicians.

  • @Bowiepainter
    @Bowiepainter Před 3 lety +59

    I love Jimmy, but I’m really here for Guillermo’s adorable laugh. I love it, it makes it day.

    • @sarablueshoes6950
      @sarablueshoes6950 Před 3 lety +6

      I love Jimmy but I almost didn't watch this monologue because Trump was in the title. I'm so sick of that guy lol

    • @jraeflowers8300
      @jraeflowers8300 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes! Guillermo is the man & he really does have an adorable laugh!! If you havent watched the episode from a couple weeks ago of his bday you need to! Im pretty sure the thumbnail is him in a red dress lol hes sucha good sport

    • @jsl8461
      @jsl8461 Před 3 lety +3

      As a new Jimmy fan, initially I didn't understand who Guillermo was or why he was on the show. But now I'm starting to understand, his smile and laugh are so endearing and his candid personality is really heartwarming. It perfectly offsets Jimmy's sarcastic and sometimes caustic style.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jsl8461 He is the straight man. In comedy acts there is often the funny guy and the straightman. The straight man gives the funny guy someone to bounce off of. Of course Guillermo is funny too though.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Před 3 lety +2

      @@icecreamhero2375 The amazing thing is G used to be some sort of maintenance employee in the building or something.

  • @lukeamato2348
    @lukeamato2348 Před 3 lety +543

    Lindsay Graham looks like he's about to have a panic attack has he aged like 10 years in the last month

    • @ellieivan
      @ellieivan Před 3 lety +13

      Wishful thinking 🤦‍♀️

    • @mikiohirata9627
      @mikiohirata9627 Před 3 lety +22

      He's looking more and more like Voldover ( or whatever his name is ) A SLIMEY SNAKE !!!

    • @Buffypoodle
      @Buffypoodle Před 3 lety +19

      @@mikiohirata9627 Voldemort? 😆

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +10

      She Panicked and then went groveling back to DjT's feet, simpering whimpering forgetting that Lowendowski silences Lindsey's under-age boys.....

    • @LtNduati
      @LtNduati Před 3 lety +5

      I genuinely don't care, 10 years in a month seems insufficient at best, I wish it were 50, so long as it meant the stress off'ed him in the next week and a half, but the good never die young so we're screwed.

  • @amylmoquin519
    @amylmoquin519 Před 3 lety +26

    "If he runs again, you guys are you on your own. I'm gonna go live in the woods with Hilary." 😂👍

    • @richarderic4170
      @richarderic4170 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello Amy how are you doing hope you and your family are staying safe..?

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 3 lety +2

      He lost by 7 million and the Republican Party is bleeding voters. No one is buying the maybe a business man will be good for the country, he's proven he only talks about he working class, while the only ones who benefited from the experiment are the very rich. The bigots had a day in the sun on the 6th, then he left them out to dry. If they run him again the Republicans will pay down ballot. 😉

    • @BadWolf002
      @BadWolf002 Před 3 lety +1

      If Donald Manson runs again and wins, then American's have absolutely devolved. Remember evolution? Yeah! Now we are going backwards meaning getting more dumbererer.

  • @limericksfinest4680
    @limericksfinest4680 Před 3 lety +2

    Why does it feel like Lindsey Graham is holding a newspaper with today's date on it just below camera level

  • @divineawareness2529
    @divineawareness2529 Před 3 lety +54

    He’s CPAC back but soon he’ll be “SDNY indicted” so in words of “ treason graham” of South Carolina STAY TUNED 😅

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 Před 3 lety +120

    Conman Trump will never abandon his cult, as long as he can still make a quick buck off of them.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +8

      And they love him too, no matter how hard he shits on them.

    • @susanallen430
      @susanallen430 Před 3 lety +6

      They just can’t get enough of that orange face..

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 Před 3 lety +2

      The grift that keeps on grifting.. sigh 🙄

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Před 3 lety +3

      Looks like he doesn’t have much choice looking at his debt. Don’t forget grifting people is his only skill.

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah, a bunch of stupid people is pretty scary, in any other time on U.S. history Biden would have won an undisputed landslide, and Trump wouldn't even have gotten half of the votes he got, but Trump has built himself a cult, and we are all suffering because of it - cough cough Capitol Riots. If I could, I would travel back in time to 2016 and prevent Trump from ever launching a camapign, the world would be a better place.

  • @mandarinxi5516
    @mandarinxi5516 Před 3 lety +51

    Young pharaoh just did a video exposing Kimmel !

    • @Rossini12
      @Rossini12 Před 3 lety +10

      The mainstream media’s tryna play him, by calling him a rapper.

    • @renadahines9994
      @renadahines9994 Před 3 lety +10

      He isn't a rapper

    • @lindajokensinger8690
      @lindajokensinger8690 Před 2 lety +4

      Young pharaoh extols every conspiracy theory the ignorant can concoct. Who cares what he has to say about Mr. Kimmel.

    • @gentlemensacademy4420
      @gentlemensacademy4420 Před 2 lety

      Tiny grip? Yeah right.

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 Před 3 lety +6

    Graham is definitely on something that is affecting his eyes; his mind went months ago.

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 Před 3 lety

      Hello Molly
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 Před 3 lety

      @@tylerjakes5651 --That sounds like a threat, W.R. That your business? All's well.

  • @mustafaishafi
    @mustafaishafi Před 3 lety +11

    This guy sounds like he is about to burst into tears any moment!

  • @SeniorWhoopyIRL
    @SeniorWhoopyIRL Před 3 lety +6

    Like the marijuana segment 🤙

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines Před 3 lety +5

      Same 💚

    • @SeniorWhoopyIRL
      @SeniorWhoopyIRL Před 3 lety +1

      @@budsnvines hell ya, do you seriously make marijuana infused meals for CZcams channel? That's a automatic subscribe from my angle

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines Před 3 lety +5

      @@SeniorWhoopyIRL aw man.. I appreciate the subscribe. I actually pair cannabis&wine (most of it on Insta) & when Im a little lit I record my friend who's an amazing cook. I want to learn more about infusing so I could make videos though. 💚 it's not much now but I hope to keep producing more cannabis&wine content 🙏💚🍷🌿🔥💨

    • @SeniorWhoopyIRL
      @SeniorWhoopyIRL Před 3 lety +2

      @@budsnvines a good homie of mine is trying to start up a business doing the same thing. Bring to your house style catering. Fancy fancy. Very cool🤙☮️

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines Před 3 lety +1

      @@SeniorWhoopyIRL that sounds awesome! 💚🤟🔥

  • @GraphicdesignforFree
    @GraphicdesignforFree Před 3 lety +79

    In 2016 Lindsey Graham wrote: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 Před 3 lety +5

      He wants to be the next VP if Trump wins again

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 3 lety +6

      Funny how he has flipped, but the prophecy may well come true.

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 Před 3 lety

      @@katiehettinger7857 what prophecy? 🤔

    • @GraphicdesignforFree
      @GraphicdesignforFree Před 3 lety +1

      @@emmybecaley0729 at this moment the Rep.'s fight like hell to avoid the truth being to visible (damage control). Will this strategy be a successful one?

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 Před 3 lety +1

      @@GraphicdesignforFree I assume, by Rep's you mean Republicans. I'm not a political pundit. But here's what I think. As long as there are people who are happy and proud to believe in lies, and will vote for GOP, it will work, sadly 😔. What do you say?

  • @leebatt7964
    @leebatt7964 Před 3 lety +11

    “Schools broken and its not getting fixed”, from the mouth of babes. That pretty much sums up the american educational system.

  • @tuxedotservo
    @tuxedotservo Před 3 lety +241

    Lindsey Graham looks like someone starring in their own hostage video.
    Donald and Co. must have some really bad kompromat on him - everytime he tries to put some distance between himself and Donald, he gets reeled back in.

    • @jorgesoler7753
      @jorgesoler7753 Před 3 lety +15

      must be juicier than golden showers!

    • @khoey4840
      @khoey4840 Před 3 lety +21

      If Miss Lyndsey Graham's 'big secret' is what I think it is, I'm pretty sure we already know

    • @bellaventimiglia35
      @bellaventimiglia35 Před 3 lety +9

      He’s just a scared little man! 🥺

    • @lukeharshbarger2332
      @lukeharshbarger2332 Před 3 lety

      I disagree

    • @charlied5953
      @charlied5953 Před 3 lety +9

      Sadly, when Graham's friend John McCain died, he took Miss Lindsey's spine and whatever balls he may (or may not) have had with him.

  • @Zeldas_Lullaby
    @Zeldas_Lullaby Před 3 lety +80

    I always end my days winding down with Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @refutable2026
      @refutable2026 Před 3 lety +3

      I use to do that...doing it again

    • @natelewis79
      @natelewis79 Před 3 lety +5

      The end of night trifecta: Kimmel, Meyer & Colbert. (edit: they all hate MAGAts nearly as much as I do)

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 Před 3 lety +1

      Same here.

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 Před 3 lety

      @@natelewis79 And also the update on the recent Capitol Insurrection arrests that's also fun to watch.

    • @MH-nz4mv
      @MH-nz4mv Před 3 lety +1

      I always start my days winding up with Jimmy Kimmel. ✌️🇩🇪

  • @joelk3329
    @joelk3329 Před 3 lety +11

    If I'd pulled off a stunt like that when I was 8 years old the TV would have gone through the window and I sure wouldn't have been interviewed and praised for being a duplicitous little imp.

    • @c.rutherford
      @c.rutherford Před 3 lety

      I would still be hearing about it 30 years later lol

  • @teklyfe2013
    @teklyfe2013 Před 3 lety +10

    If I did this as a child my mom and I would not be on Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 Před 3 lety

      Hello 👋
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 Před 3 lety +41

    Kim Jung Un on Air Force One with the President of the United States? Is Donald Trump insane!?

    • @Finnec123
      @Finnec123 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes.

    • @cyanchaos4490
      @cyanchaos4490 Před 3 lety +1

      But if Kim doesn't have enough guards to put match the guard on airforce one, can't you technically kidnap him?

    • @phaysyk
      @phaysyk Před 3 lety +4

      Yes for the 3rd time lol

    • @linrob1312
      @linrob1312 Před 3 lety

      They could've dropped Kim off...by parachute from 20,000 ft..

    • @mrtoocranky56
      @mrtoocranky56 Před 3 lety

      Look at his looks, you have to ask?

  • @yorkbizz
    @yorkbizz Před 3 lety +11

    As parents we really shouldn't reinforce "break it, so you don't have to do it."

  • @Kurzula5150
    @Kurzula5150 Před 3 lety +6

    An Asian version of that Zoom kid story is inconceivable:
    1. My parent's rage
    2. The shame that I would bring upon my family's name
    3. I loved school

  • @maryjones3178
    @maryjones3178 Před 3 lety +2

    I said it when I first seen it and I’ll say it again when he was hugging the flag .......he has Americans in a chocked hold ....and he prove it

  • @whackbag3606
    @whackbag3606 Před 3 lety +137

    Graham's voice is nails on a chalk board but the way he says "Sundeee" is infuriating.

    • @MegaMrWomanizer
      @MegaMrWomanizer Před 3 lety +8

      I’m in Arizona and southern accents are unbearable to me. I’m sorry but can’t stand them they annoy the crap out of me

    • @TheExplorder
      @TheExplorder Před 3 lety +1

      @@MegaMrWomanizer its almost Scotish

    • @kathleensposato5529
      @kathleensposato5529 Před 3 lety +3

      Don’t get into a conversation about creeks with him. Now, THAT’S infuriating.

    • @eileenboles8645
      @eileenboles8645 Před 3 lety

      The English pronounce it like that too which i find infuriating! Blame the Brits!

  • @colleen3107
    @colleen3107 Před 3 lety +95

    Hey Linsey Graham, it’s FORMER President Trump.

    • @markrodriguez4879
      @markrodriguez4879 Před 3 lety +9

      Or just “Donald”.

    • @workingmamma5342
      @workingmamma5342 Před 3 lety +11

      Better: 'the former guy'. I think it's Joe's best shot.

    • @tuneaddicted
      @tuneaddicted Před 3 lety +3

      @@markrodriguez4879 Or just "Daddy"

    • @sneppss
      @sneppss Před 3 lety

      @@dcrGentleman you understand what aquttied means right?

    • @alexcordero8432
      @alexcordero8432 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sneppss I think Daryl's right... we can say, in a nutshell, that tRump was twice impeached, twice acquitted, and never convicted.

  • @defox5019
    @defox5019 Před 3 lety +2

    Ngl I would definitely watch a movie with Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump called Seoul Plane

  • @ThePinkBinks
    @ThePinkBinks Před 3 lety +14

    That blonde girl has the morality of a Trumpster, plus she got caught, is proud of it and she's rewarded on TV for it.
    This is definitely the real America.

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 Před 3 lety

      Oh- take it back. She may have learned her lesson and will benefit from the experience as a productive adult. She has already proven herself smarter than a Trumpster.

    • @ThePinkBinks
      @ThePinkBinks Před 3 lety

      Teresa WastingTime No. "Taking it back" is the same kind of thinking.

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 Před 3 lety

      @@ThePinkBinks you are funny. But pretty big disgrace to be compare to Trump or his zombies.

  • @resaboutb.9566
    @resaboutb.9566 Před 3 lety +38

    Lindsey Graham looks like he's been sampling Bud-A-Bing.

    • @budsnvines
      @budsnvines Před 3 lety +2

      Hahah maybe too much

    • @lisachaput2952
      @lisachaput2952 Před 3 lety +1

      No, more like Trump Jr's stash...

    • @nicolepsy
      @nicolepsy Před 3 lety

      He is definitely on something and has been for a while. Most likely the only way he knows to cope with doing the horrible things he's done.

    • @markkness8829
      @markkness8829 Před 3 lety

      Lindsey's looking a little doughy.

  • @M3Busssin
    @M3Busssin Před 3 lety +13

    Every weeknight I look forward to these monologues

  • @alisong14
    @alisong14 Před 3 lety

    My favorite line was "barfing up Grapenuts"!!!! Thank you, Jimmy!

  • @y3_888
    @y3_888 Před 3 lety +11

    i BET you won’t invite pharaoh to your show

  • @dmblum1
    @dmblum1 Před 3 lety +14

    I feel sorry for the teacher who had to deal with this crap.

    • @resaboutb.9566
      @resaboutb.9566 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kellygrant3074 That letter is proof-positive the kid doesn't need to be skipping school.

    • @resaboutb.9566
      @resaboutb.9566 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kellygrant3074 I didn't ditch school because I was terrified of my belt-swinging mother. "Dentures in 1987?" Thirty-four years ago. You must be "varicose veins" now, huh?

  • @GPLP335
    @GPLP335 Před 3 lety +836

    I miss the days when an outgoing president would disappear like a fart in the wind, now we just can't wash off the trump stink.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +35

      combination of McD's onions and Olde KFC grease.

    • @carterfamily5006
      @carterfamily5006 Před 3 lety +20

      Fart in the wind🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love it!!

    • @bobbyramsey6874
      @bobbyramsey6874 Před 3 lety +15

      It’s been 4 years and Obama still hasn’t shut up.

    • @randymcmullen538
      @randymcmullen538 Před 3 lety +19

      You can’t even Shout AND pre-treat that orange stain out...

    • @lorikennedy1127
      @lorikennedy1127 Před 3 lety +19

      Love it. But trump is like a turd

  • @iwantme1234
    @iwantme1234 Před 3 lety +17

    Young Pharaoh is hip to your games

    • @ytk_1129
      @ytk_1129 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah if yp gets on there say goodbye to corruption

    • @manifesting.inner.g
      @manifesting.inner.g Před 3 lety

      They can kiss corruption goodbye!🗣

  • @kittiwhieldon4329
    @kittiwhieldon4329 Před 3 lety +12

    Trumps tiny hands? In my family, we call them “Princess hands”. He just need to master the “Princess Wave” and he’s all set.

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 Před 3 lety +1202

    That eight year old is smarter than the entire Republican party!

  • @Faith_First
    @Faith_First Před 3 lety +59

    Guillermo needs his own late night show
    It’ll be like Cinco de Mayo every night!!
    ♥️🕺🏻💃🏻🍷🌯 🌮♥️

  • @ryanroese7179
    @ryanroese7179 Před 3 lety +1

    As someone who lives in New Jersey I fully agree with how weird our flag is.

  • @Xo2wavyoX
    @Xo2wavyoX Před 3 lety +28

    5:40 Come on yall....make Young Pharoah noticeable he's on to something more then cultural

  • @loveiverwashereasherself4803

    I feel like that’s possibly not the greatest piece of info to share to kids in America... just my personal opinion

    • @Serendipity629
      @Serendipity629 Před 3 lety +2

      I totally agree.

    • @lisachaput2952
      @lisachaput2952 Před 3 lety +2

      This plays late at night. Generally, most kids are not into politics anyway.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Před 3 lety

      Children are going to figure these things out anyway, and quite often share those discoveries with their friends.
      The key to dealing with such situations isn't to try everything to prevent the violation, but rather to make clear the consequences of doing so. Exhibit A: The Garden of Eden.

  • @rohana351
    @rohana351 Před 3 lety +16

    That kid is going places. Not college, but places.

  • @marissamendez122
    @marissamendez122 Před 3 lety +1

    She should’ve been grounded for a month mom you’re disappointing

  • @tonyjames5444
    @tonyjames5444 Před 3 lety +11

    It would appear spineless Republican Senators now have to attend Mar-a-Lago to 'bend the knee' for Trump.

  • @perryf.5844
    @perryf.5844 Před 3 lety +82

    Lindsey Graham looks like he’s been slowly turning into Emperor Palpatine since Trump left office

  • @Gigi-fv9ky
    @Gigi-fv9ky Před 3 lety +34

    Oh man, really don't think Sophia should have been rewarded with a TV appearance. And, only 5 days without TV?

    • @andeeaye
      @andeeaye Před 3 lety +2

      You sound fun :/

    • @Gigi-fv9ky
      @Gigi-fv9ky Před 3 lety +3

      @@andeeaye the kid skipped school for 3 weeks. Lied repeatedly to her parents, deliberately sabotaged her connection, lied repeatedly to multiple teachers, including the IT teacher brought in especially to help resolve the issue, and lied to the Zoom support...and you are worried about whether she's having fun? That is illuminating.

    • @andeeaye
      @andeeaye Před 3 lety +1

      @@Gigi-fv9ky YOU sound fun (sarcasm). Maybe you skipped school?

    • @c.rutherford
      @c.rutherford Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah the story was cute, but its really not only a bad message to the kid but to all the kids watching the Kimmel Show. Cheat lie & you're clever and smart. But it never works like that in the long run.
      As far as 5 days without TV, she appears to have her mom tricked again. Kids don't care about TV these days like Gen-Xers did. They can get everything on the Internet...... including all the TV programs she 'missed'.
      That said I could definitely see me trying that as a kid lol

  • @MarilynMonday
    @MarilynMonday Před 3 lety +85

    Sophia's mom Kirsten was like if Mandy Moore was a ventriloquist. She was totally moving her lips!!!!

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine Před 3 lety +8

      I noticed that too. Scripted apparently 🧐

    • @014daddy
      @014daddy Před 3 lety +8

      She looked so camera struck and tense lol

    • @richarderic4170
      @richarderic4170 Před 3 lety

      Hello marilyn how are you doing..?

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday Před 3 lety +1

      @@lemongavine oh, maybe she was reading?? That would explain it! I think the kid jumped a page then when she blurted out that school was broken, because Jimmy asked a moment later what she told her mom lol

    • @j.c.phoenix8683
      @j.c.phoenix8683 Před 3 lety +5

      Súper scripted and creepy

  • @nutrl
    @nutrl Před 3 lety +10

    You should invite Young Pharaoh, who is a biblical scholar, educator, rapper, and more, you guys just awoke the beast, it's funny he talked about the Christians they had no problem, he now exposing the origins of the Jews, and hey what do you know, Go get Ben!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 3 lety +58

    His ego got him here. If he didn’t have to be a big man, he might have gotten away wit it. No wonder he was so desperate to stay in office and out of the courts reach.

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 Před 3 lety +3

      I laughed a WHILE when I saw that Ghouliani was trying to dodge those papers Dominion's trying to serve him with! Is it just me, or does Linsey Girl look a little bit peaked....? Those peppermint-colored pelican pouches (say THAT fast 3 times😁) under his eyes look like they could hold his cosmetics💄

    • @jeanriley2348
      @jeanriley2348 Před 3 lety

      @@arhafrench5319 nhinhi

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 Před 3 lety

      @@jeanriley2348 I don't understand what you mean, ma'am

  • @laurakuhn8743
    @laurakuhn8743 Před 3 lety +68

    Lindsey Graham looks shell-shocked in that speech it reminds me of pows who were forced at gunpoint if not actively drugged to get on camera and read formalized statements condemning us involvement in that war.

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 Před 3 lety

      Hello 👋
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

    • @richarderic4170
      @richarderic4170 Před 3 lety

      Hello Laura how are you doing..?

  • @BigFluff
    @BigFluff Před 3 lety +1

    So a little girl who essentially figures out a tactic just so she can’t go to school, and we’re cool with that? Guess what guys just figure out a clever way to get out of class, and they make you a viral sensation. That’s just such a low bar

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank Před 3 lety +6

    Lindsay Graham is possibly the most spineless politician ever

  • @jenniferwilcox9759
    @jenniferwilcox9759 Před 3 lety +2

    Awww, so cute. Keep encouraging kids to find new ways to skip school. It's even better when they start so young! Of course, it's great that she had such a wonderful mom who recognized her daughter's behavior by finding a way to get her on national tv. It's not like teachers were already having a hard enough time before COVID. COVID made a tough situation worse. No mention was made about how disrespectful her behavior was to the teachers and how much of their time was wasted trying to figure out why her Zoom wasn't working. Ooooo and oh no!! Her punishment was five days of no tv. How horrid!

  • @TonesDroneVisuals
    @TonesDroneVisuals Před 3 lety +10

    I got CPAC mixed up with CPAP and thought it was a sleep apnea conference

  • @WO2411
    @WO2411 Před 3 lety +16

    The Jews scared of Young Pharaoh 💯🔥

  • @howamilooking5952
    @howamilooking5952 Před 3 lety +1

    She's a sweetheart. ❤ Loves animals and is going to be a vet. You got it!

  • @borctree5481
    @borctree5481 Před 3 lety +60

    Policy? The election was 4 months ago! Now he’s gonna start with policy....

    • @missbee3618
      @missbee3618 Před 3 lety +6

      Only platform he had before was general hate in many directions to his perceived enemies. Literally no platform other than that 😂

    • @Marcin-pr2sz
      @Marcin-pr2sz Před 3 lety +1

      I would bet he only talks about stolen election & how the new administration is canceling his old policy. If you have a repub in your circle guess at the speach + preemptively tell it to your repub. They will scoff. Once they hear the orange deuche say the same they will deny any similarities, but maybe they might take something away from the situation.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 3 lety

      Where is that healthcare program will it be ready in two more weeks. 😳

  • @livinlikelevii3314
    @livinlikelevii3314 Před 3 lety +23

    I would love to see a strain called jersey snore 😂

  • @conradstanley1027
    @conradstanley1027 Před 3 lety +2

    As a teacher I am dumbfounded that we applaud gaining ignorance. WTF

    • @vonakenyon7981
      @vonakenyon7981 Před 3 lety

      As a teacher would you be able to appreciate brains and creativity ? She probably would have learned more reading a few interesting books than she would have in online classes.

  • @pajetskimedia
    @pajetskimedia Před 3 lety +1

    That was by far the cutest thing in 2021 for me. Thank you Jimmy and fam. :)

  • @ronaldthacker4127
    @ronaldthacker4127 Před 3 lety +34

    Damn! Lindsey Graham looked like he may have partook of one of those Jersey cannabis samples.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Před 3 lety +26

    Guillermo has the best, most infectious laugh around. Love hearing that chuckle and seeing his smile.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +1

      his laugh is very funny, like a pica giggling. google pica they're almost as cute as Guillermo

  • @JoseSilva-hy4pr
    @JoseSilva-hy4pr Před 3 lety +14

    Every time that I think ok this is it , there is not way the Republicans party can go lower than this , they always surprise me 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @Whodey-AJ
    @Whodey-AJ Před 3 lety +1

    How weird that in the US, a girl who lied to her parents trying to avoid school is highlighted ones TV show and it's considered funny. Like.. why? And that the mum is willing to go on TV and be proud of it all. This is.. so weird.

    • @Liljoozy
      @Liljoozy Před 3 lety

      I completely agree. 5 days of no TV seems pretty lenient as a punishment. At the very least she is remarkably well spoken for am 8 year old.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +168

    Whatever Donnie has on Lindsey must make a pee-pee tape look like a 80's lawn sprinkler commercial.

    • @terrier53
      @terrier53 Před 3 lety +5

      The song School Boy Blues aka Cocksucker Blues by the Rolling Stones must be included on Graham's playlist.

    • @bellaventimiglia35
      @bellaventimiglia35 Před 3 lety +2

      Lindsey is scared of all the psychos in his party! 🥺

    • @JasonSmith-se1jg
      @JasonSmith-se1jg Před 3 lety +1

      @@bellaventimiglia35 If that were genuinely the case, LG wouldnt expose himself to them...its gotta be dirt/$$ related

    • @mirandawells9348
      @mirandawells9348 Před 3 lety +1

      😂 So true though....it’s weird that he’s still supporting him like this.

    • @kevingrace7428
      @kevingrace7428 Před 3 lety

      Trump has proof Lindsey is gap. What Lindsey doesn't accept everyone already knows that

  • @ahmettugay6546
    @ahmettugay6546 Před 3 lety +10

    It’s 5.57 am at the moment in Finland. I don’t watch the show on air, but I enjoy these clips after.
    👍🤩

    • @jdemo7167
      @jdemo7167 Před 3 lety

      It's now 10.24 pm in Pensacola Florida USA...Goodnight sir! And good morning to you.

    • @ahmettugay6546
      @ahmettugay6546 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jdemo7167 Sleep well! 😴😁

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 3 lety +1

      it was 8,57 pm in Denver when you posted that comment.
      I love Finland, I want to go back for a longer visit than just a week.

    • @ahmettugay6546
      @ahmettugay6546 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RIXRADvidz You should. It’s always peaceful and beautiful throughout the year.

  • @DiarmuidOhibicin
    @DiarmuidOhibicin Před 3 lety +1

    Sophia is so clever she doesn't need school. She is a li'l legend!

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano Před 3 lety +1

    Why don’t citizens of states that legalized marijuana push for the release those that have been jailed simply for possession, but were non-violent?

  • @TNDRAV
    @TNDRAV Před 3 lety +63

    As far as thoughts, republicans shouldn’t follow any of the ex president’s thoughts!

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 3 lety +11

      As far as thoughts go, republicans don't have them

    • @mrtoocranky56
      @mrtoocranky56 Před 3 lety +5

      No one should...ew

    • @TNDRAV
      @TNDRAV Před 3 lety

      Agreed. We should all love everyone.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Před 3 lety +1

      Can anyone follow T****'s thought process, he can't get through a cohesive sentence. As for a platform he speaks in vague generalities. 😏

  • @DRNT940
    @DRNT940 Před 3 lety +149

    I don't think everyone understands the threat trump represents to both our country and the world.

    • @lukeharshbarger2332
      @lukeharshbarger2332 Před 3 lety +3

      I disagree

    • @debbied.1682
      @debbied.1682 Před 3 lety +5

      How can he be a threat to your Country when half of your Country agrees with him? He's only a threat to your half silly.

    • @roseblake5803
      @roseblake5803 Před 3 lety +1

      @@debbied.1682 - Only thing he threatens is a bucket of chicken with his bloated @$$.

    • @joer8064
      @joer8064 Před 3 lety +3

      They've been saying since since he first announced he was running for office. Unfortunately.

    • @ms.reonalove9408
      @ms.reonalove9408 Před 3 lety +2

      They understand very well! Their own selfish self serving interest is why they don't care! It's a captain of the titanic mentally solidarity code of ethics without morality!

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 Před 3 lety

    They reserve the rights to manage what sorts of reprehensible things can be said at CPAC.

  • @scottlochans4180
    @scottlochans4180 Před 3 lety

    Just over 40 years ago, got a couple of puffs of a joint,, with Grass, giggled, and laughed, for no reason. HAPPY GRASS. Nice.

  • @Stuie417
    @Stuie417 Před 3 lety +119

    "You're skipping school at a ninth grade level" LoL

    • @Lyle_K
      @Lyle_K Před 3 lety +1

      Last year skipping school at a 12th grade level meant doing nothing from March on. And before Covid, I'd just leave sometimes.

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA Před 3 lety

      @@Lyle_K OK, as long as you can graduate ..... LOL

    • @JRoss-zxzx
      @JRoss-zxzx Před 3 lety +3

      I don't think I would be grinning over the fact that my kid skipped 3 weeks of school. Why wasn't she more aware? Summer school for next 2 years!

  • @wmichel8919
    @wmichel8919 Před 3 lety +10

    Why do they keep calling him president

    • @richardjones2455
      @richardjones2455 Před 3 lety +1

      For some reason, (unknown to me) politicians and military folks are still referred to by their previous title.

    • @derry667dingo
      @derry667dingo Před 3 lety

      Because they’re in denial?

    • @suegraham5299
      @suegraham5299 Před 3 lety

      It’s traditional: just because one individual & his enablers have disrespected the Office there is no reason for others to do so.

  • @playboigio5256
    @playboigio5256 Před 3 lety +8

    Young pharaoh

  • @jamilahana1728
    @jamilahana1728 Před 3 lety

    Jimmy, your are as indispensable to my morning as my coffee! I'm watching from Marrakech, Morocco! Loads of love to all! 😊😘❤👏🌹

  • @dollinterrupted
    @dollinterrupted Před 3 lety +7

    I feel like Guillermo chuckling alone is a suitable laugh track

    • @tylerjakes5651
      @tylerjakes5651 Před 3 lety

      Hello 👋
      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe?

  • @JRandaII
    @JRandaII Před 3 lety +105

    Republicans:
    - privatize the gains
    - socialize the losses

    • @coronavirus5045
      @coronavirus5045 Před 3 lety +8

      Also Republicans: “sNoW doSeNT mELt”

    • @helloim3j
      @helloim3j Před 3 lety +2

      It's the Grand Ol' Socialist Party. No coincidence it's the red party.

    • @tamaralee7455
      @tamaralee7455 Před 3 lety

      Yep

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 Před 3 lety +2

      Haven't heard that one since the
      W. Bush days. Thanks for reminding me.

    • @tjmiron2203
      @tjmiron2203 Před 3 lety +3

      @@helloim3j not socialist. FASCIST..

  • @Cascader
    @Cascader Před 3 lety

    “No TV for 5 days” what utter stupidity. Imagine being coddled that hard. Had I done that I would have had nothing for 6 months.

  • @SKK-ih2gx
    @SKK-ih2gx Před 3 lety

    Guillermo has the most endearing laugh!!