Lunatics Think The Vaccine Has Them Magnetized, de Blasio Gets Roasted & Amazon’s Buying Everything

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  • čas přidán 17. 05. 2021
  • The state of California is not planning to lift the mask mandate until June 15th, people have forgotten how to drive during the pandemic, a new vaccination pop up site is opening this week in Las Vegas, a new line of lunacy from the anti-vax nation called “the magnet challenge” is making waves on social media with claims that people got vaccinated and their arm now has magnetic properties, Andrew Giuliani (son of Rudy Giuliani) is running for Governor of New York, Mayor Bill de Blasio showed up for a press conference dressed in Brooklyn Nets apparel, Twitter is exploring the possibility of offering a subscription service, Amazon is reportedly in talks to buy MGM, one of our writers shows off some strange items he bought to make sure they’re tax deductible, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd for a round of “On the Money!”
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  • @houseofhairUK
    @houseofhairUK Před 3 lety +103

    I done it on my client in the salon yesterday and the magnet stuck on her arm and no one else

  • @lukmankarlia8058
    @lukmankarlia8058 Před 3 lety +322

    Seen the magnet sticking to a friend with my own eyes

    • @jeranism
      @jeranism Před 3 lety +65

      Yup. Me too. And yet they just deny

    • @Cartmanbraaaaah
      @Cartmanbraaaaah Před 3 lety +6

      How is it able to stick?

    • @MyJerzz
      @MyJerzz Před 3 lety +10

      Me too! My wife, put one on both her arms where she received the vaccin

    • @coriejones8725
      @coriejones8725 Před 3 lety +12

      jeranism this clown and all other celebrities are told to push this LIE to the masses

    • @ericak6841
      @ericak6841 Před 3 lety +7

      My dad, uncle and a few other co workers too.

  • @OnePieceTractor
    @OnePieceTractor Před 3 lety +753

    Hey Kimmel why don't you get those people on your show and prove them wrong?

  • @valdesigns1346
    @valdesigns1346 Před 3 lety +260

    They actually SHOWED people with the magnet sticking to their arms, and the audience laughs as they say they're idiots. They're WATCHING IT HAPPEN but still calling them "crazy" as if it's not happening. This is a new level of gaslighting.

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 Před 3 lety +8

      Are you for real. It bullshit. Wtf

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 Před 3 lety +3

      @@magog6852 ok, whatever. It's bull though.

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 Před 3 lety +7

      Ok then, explain it. I'm listening. O, I know what you are thinking, the government put something in the vaccine so they can track us. Sure ok. One thing that the pandemic showed me is the magnitude of the stupidity in the world. Unbelievable!!

    • @valdesigns1346
      @valdesigns1346 Před 3 lety +13

      @Benney nice strawman argument ya got there. We didn't say anything about "tracking device". Simply pointing out that some (not all) people can have a magnet attach to their arm at the injection site. A bit odd, no?

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 Před 3 lety +5

      @@magog6852 I've had vaccine. Magnets just won't stick. Lol

  • @quintistuta
    @quintistuta Před 3 lety +359

    Just did the magnet challenge with a bunch of vaccinated friends. It worked, the magnet was sticking. I guess we’re all lunatics now

    • @hadassahimmanuel1727
      @hadassahimmanuel1727 Před 3 lety +31

      He such an antichrist demon that is my christian friend hes persecuting n making famous

    • @smak387
      @smak387 Před 3 lety +16

      You are all Trump supporters now. Congrats.

    • @-._.-KRiS-._.-
      @-._.-KRiS-._.- Před 3 lety +25

      It doesn't work for me. I was vaccinated in both arms, nothing sticks.

    • @Cartmanbraaaaah
      @Cartmanbraaaaah Před 3 lety +9

      Why are the magnets sticking?

    • @Natalia-hf3et
      @Natalia-hf3et Před 3 lety +2

      WHOA!

  • @joalltaeuber8065
    @joalltaeuber8065 Před 3 lety +485

    Instead of scientifically explaining why magnets are sticking to injection sites, he subverts and mocks the people.

    • @davidaijuka1108
      @davidaijuka1108 Před 3 lety +5

      What's the explanation being provided?

    • @Hashashin_Fidayin
      @Hashashin_Fidayin Před 3 lety +68

      @@davidaijuka1108 The explanation Jimmy provides is : "They are Lunatics" The 'know it alls' provide 1 of 2 answers : "You aLrEaDy HaVe a CeLl PhOnE TrAcKeRR!!" OR "ChIpS ArEnT MaGnEtIc! IF yOu CaNt ExPLaIn iT, It dOeSnT ExiSt!!!11" The Sane Explanation is "If This is happening, we need to confirm and investigate this.". Personally, I dont have 1st hand experience with the magnetchallenge, but I am open minded and dont think people are making it up for clout. It seems too wide spread to be a coordinated effort or flash mob. And most people in the video dont seem to be in the age demographic for those kind of 'stunts'.

    • @Natalia-hf3et
      @Natalia-hf3et Před 3 lety +3

      👏🏽😊

    • @CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul
      @CrixusTheUndefeatedGaul Před 3 lety +52

      @@Hashashin_Fidayin finally, an actually thinking person. It aamazes me that the simple question of why, is being ignored by the media. Doesn't surprise me though.

    • @MyAngrySanta
      @MyAngrySanta Před 3 lety +25

      Explain the spoon magically attached to my nose

  • @cjhards
    @cjhards Před 3 lety +437

    Trust these puppets to poke fun of a serious medical issue

    • @billjoe39
      @billjoe39 Před 3 lety +5

      We live in a huckster society and deceit is it's main "value"

    • @taylorbarry7733
      @taylorbarry7733 Před 2 lety +9

      Welcome to earth where the rich control social figures to make sure they don't lose money or their plans. Why didn't jimmy test the magnetism on himself live on air? He has the vax

    • @billjoe39
      @billjoe39 Před 2 lety +8

      @@taylorbarry7733 so he 'said' he has it.......no proof

    • @taylorbarry7733
      @taylorbarry7733 Před 2 lety +1

      @@billjoe39 this proves jimmy doesn't have it tbh cuz he won't be jimmy and try it on himself. If he was really calling the guy crazy he would prove it.

    • @jeremybentham3313
      @jeremybentham3313 Před 2 lety +1

      You're a looney conspiracy nutter. Why should ANYONE take you seriously?

  • @PIXELSURPRISE
    @PIXELSURPRISE Před 3 lety +247

    I bet this is gonna age pretty bad

  • @dominiquedupouy9331
    @dominiquedupouy9331 Před 3 lety +188

    Their will be mokers in the end times.People will mock the truth.

    • @SgtD85
      @SgtD85 Před 3 lety +2

      Truth based on belief or proof based on evidence?

    • @lesleyedgley8371
      @lesleyedgley8371 Před 3 lety +3

      Doncha hate people who moke...........

    • @SgtD85
      @SgtD85 Před 3 lety

      @@lesleyedgley8371 no, I don't hate *mockers.* Only people who dont like it are because the insults are true.

    • @DoctorTurdmidget
      @DoctorTurdmidget Před 3 lety +2

      @@lesleyedgley8371 I haven't moked in days. I need to do some good old-fashioned moking soon.

    • @lesleyedgley8371
      @lesleyedgley8371 Před 3 lety

      @@DoctorTurdmidget 😆

  • @richardbrown7834
    @richardbrown7834 Před 3 lety +146

    This is not the "anti vaxer" that are saying this, it is people who have had the vaccination.

    • @erikb8877
      @erikb8877 Před 3 lety +14

      gas-lighting is what it is. That’s when you find the most ridiculous person that believes some crazy conspiracy about the vaccine and then ridicule anyone who has any reservations about taking it as the same as the conspiracy nut.

    • @trinasmith4326
      @trinasmith4326 Před 3 lety +24

      Makes you wonder why they have to bend the truth so much to convince people

    • @soundchild6428
      @soundchild6428 Před 3 lety +22

      @@trinasmith4326 exactly. They are losing grip on their web of lies. They can't keep up with it anymore. More and more people are seeing what is going on and they are scrambling trying to cover their tracks. This skit is so off putting and evil its hard to comprehend. The laughter in the audience is so forced and poorly timed, nothing he is saying is objectively funny, and everyone on stage looks very very uncomfortable. Even Jimmy It's all a big game.

    • @noryep608
      @noryep608 Před 3 lety +3

      Lies and mainstream by media censor by media why laughing for people everyone has got this jab can verify by himself so you don’t have to tell is true or false and the truth is gona be shown

    • @richardbrown7834
      @richardbrown7834 Před 3 lety +3

      @Hearts Do absolutely and that is the trick the mainstream media and 'fact checkers' use, they focus on a claim that is rarely made because it detracts from the truth of the matter.

  • @jazzyj819
    @jazzyj819 Před 3 lety +230

    The laugh track is too heavy.

  • @gigigreen6931
    @gigigreen6931 Před 3 lety +336

    I got the shot and a magnet does stick to my arm as well. Thats weird

    • @looselipssinkships333
      @looselipssinkships333 Před 3 lety +16

      Get it ripped out quick

    • @MindStrider34
      @MindStrider34 Před 3 lety +123

      I guess you're a lunatic now, according to this puppet

    • @seeing2087
      @seeing2087 Před 3 lety +17

      Don’t get anymore

    • @lpawl89
      @lpawl89 Před 3 lety +34

      @@looselipssinkships333 you can’t “rip” it out, it’s permanent. Goes into your bloodstream etc.

    • @andym7333
      @andym7333 Před 3 lety +14

      wait u will become magneto

  • @ollyollyoxenfree1337
    @ollyollyoxenfree1337 Před 3 lety +183

    How is magnets sticking to people for unexplained reasons funny. It may not be a tracking device but that shouldn't be happening. Why are people laughing it off. I dont get it.

    • @mrs.nesbitt5301
      @mrs.nesbitt5301 Před 3 lety +7

      I have no vaxx but got a coin to stick to my arm, check my vid

    • @photostudio5861
      @photostudio5861 Před 3 lety +10

      The blonde woman with the magnet stuck to her arm staged that. Those little disk magnets have a sticky side so you can use them to stick things to places like refrigerator doors. She probably didn't even get the vaccine.

    • @forma3426
      @forma3426 Před 3 lety +17

      @@photostudio5861 There are thousands of people reporting this around the world. Want a link? Certainly they are all liars and the snake oil providers are to trust.

    • @photostudio5861
      @photostudio5861 Před 3 lety +20

      @@forma3426 There are also thousands of people who think that the earth is flat. They even have a convention.
      Yes, they are liars.

    • @thelatentsexualfreak
      @thelatentsexualfreak Před 3 lety +20

      I think people are in denial.they don't want to believe that the government hates them

  • @53philp
    @53philp Před 3 lety +7

    UMMM the magnet thing works on me

  • @geoffreyg.n4503
    @geoffreyg.n4503 Před 2 lety +252

    People are raising serious public health concerns and all we can do is call them lunatics? What has become of humanity?

    • @epictetushasepictiddiez2615
      @epictetushasepictiddiez2615 Před 2 lety +2

      We are learning :)

    • @bitbot9834
      @bitbot9834 Před 2 lety +11

      OK look im just curious, why tf would the government want to make us magnetic, use common sense

    • @surreal4972
      @surreal4972 Před 2 lety +13

      @@bitbot9834 They don’t. It’s bullshit. It’s all bullshit. The government literally can track us with our PHONES, if they want to track us.
      There is absolutely 0 evidence supporting the conspiracy theory that vaccines make you magnetic. And no, putting a spoon on your skin and making it stick to you is not proof. ANYTHING can do that if you’re sweaty enough, which I’m sure all these antivaxxers and dumbasses are, thus being the reason why they believe this batshit conspiracy.

    • @planktonlover5687
      @planktonlover5687 Před 2 lety

      @@epictetushasepictiddiez2615 yo Anasui

    • @simplydee4113
      @simplydee4113 Před 2 lety +4

      @@surreal4972 umm…the arbitrator of truth and all that is rational and yet you’re subscribed to all gaming channels like Nintendo, Sonic the Hedgehog and iBallisticSquif. Yup let’s all take advise from this intellectual.

  • @stephenenders2066
    @stephenenders2066 Před 2 lety +22

    Japan just confirmed it does have magnetic qualities lol
    I am so sick of being lied to.

    • @glossygloss472
      @glossygloss472 Před 2 lety +1

      Magnetic qualities =\= actual pieces of metal sticking to your skin from the vaccine 😂😂😂. A door knob can have magnetic qualities, doesn’t actually mean a magnet will stick to it.

    • @urmothermia
      @urmothermia Před 2 lety

      Lmao shut up

    • @janpaweii3115
      @janpaweii3115 Před rokem +1

      Why i cant see comments to your comment

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown Před 3 lety +578

    “Ah. Just wear a ******* mask.” Guillermo is the best. 😆😆

    • @Luvarby
      @Luvarby Před 3 lety +31

      It should be a national slogan. Should be on T-Shirts everywhere.

    • @ninij9692
      @ninij9692 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Luvarby or put "Just Do It" on a mask.... but that would probably go over their heads.

    • @LL.Johnson
      @LL.Johnson Před 3 lety +8

      I'd welcome a Guillermo into my home over a magabilly anyday.

    • @jaimedelgado7529
      @jaimedelgado7529 Před 3 lety

      the only time I seen him say something smart

    • @demeraragold4644
      @demeraragold4644 Před 3 lety +3

      He is. Best wing man to Jimmy

  • @nodiggity8497
    @nodiggity8497 Před 3 lety +10

    jokes on you bro, magnets are sticking! Why?

  • @tysonbiornstad2205
    @tysonbiornstad2205 Před 3 lety +188

    I expected Jimmy to debunk the silly magnet thing. Kind of weird how he just made fun of that black guy and called him crazy, but didn't give any explanation.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 Před 3 lety +41

      Now you’re getting it. This is plain and simple trying to cover their tracks and cast doubt. Psychological warfare.

    • @mchantloup5
      @mchantloup5 Před 3 lety +13

      Why would he "debunk" something so whack. Should he debunk my assertion that giant man-eating bats will fly out of my butt and devour my neighbors? LMAO

    • @tysonbiornstad2205
      @tysonbiornstad2205 Před 3 lety +24

      @@mchantloup5 No, because you've provided no evidence of your bat assertion to have to debunk. It's just a wild claim with nothing to support it. But in this case, there are lots of people posting videos who appear to be replicating the same electromagnetic phenomenon. This is the whole point of it becoming a popular issue worth Jimmy debunking on the show. But instead of addressing it and providing a counter explanation, he just called the people crazy without giving any scientific explanation for what's actually shown in the videos. This is called an ad hominem logical fallacy.

    • @Extraterrestrialhighway
      @Extraterrestrialhighway Před 3 lety +2

      @@mchantloup5 I'm glad we can agree it is wack. Now you know why so many people want to know why tf metal is sticking to them

    • @shaec3405
      @shaec3405 Před 3 lety +4

      Hey stud finder against his arm. Stud finders go for density. Like wooden studs in the wall. You know what your bone in your arm is denser than the soft tissue around it.
      GEEZUS.

  • @caoimhetreacy7692
    @caoimhetreacy7692 Před 3 lety +58

    Jimmy how much were you paid to sat this?? I know of five people who had the V and magnets are sticking to their arm!!! What is going on!!!!!!

    • @vikinglife6316
      @vikinglife6316 Před 3 lety +5

      This is called magnetofection and is published in medical journals regarding lipid nano particles nothing fake about the technology.

    • @nelisiwegwebu556
      @nelisiwegwebu556 Před 3 lety +8

      his definitely getting paid to manipulate the masses who think everything is a joke

  • @Christy-mw9sc
    @Christy-mw9sc Před 3 lety +251

    If Jimmy the Luciferin is mocking this, then it's probably real.

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety +1

      Jimmy is a firefly?

    • @vincentmontgomery9770
      @vincentmontgomery9770 Před 3 lety

      I definitely loved jimmy because he was anti trump but now he’s definitely selling out

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety +1

      @@vincentmontgomery9770 selling out to who?

    • @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear
      @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear Před 3 lety +6

      @@vincentmontgomery9770 we don’t elect our governments-they are selected for us...if you haven’t woken up yet....go to: shaking my head productions here on CZcams. Lots of truth videos. Have you ever seen the strange coincidences between Abe Lincoln and JFK? Google it or CZcams it. They write the scripts of our history. And if you are asking “who are they”?? Watch: x-factor winner reveals secret religion.
      It’s time for you to wake up to the truth and what’s really happening. They are playing mankind and try to keep us divided & distracted-they especially use race that’s why there is so much going on with BLM. I’ll give you a hint as to what they are distracting you from and it’s the last book of the Bible and it’s playing out right before our eyes but they want everyone distracted so you won’t realize it and it’s no coincidence that they are playing the alien agenda right now either. Blessings to you my friend.

    • @JesusChrististheonlyway777
      @JesusChrististheonlyway777 Před 3 lety +2

      He is.

  • @sofia2018YT
    @sofia2018YT Před 3 lety +359

    The fact they're covering this means it's probably true. Calling people lunatics or crazy is ad hominem and not debunking anything.

    • @greenfairy4894
      @greenfairy4894 Před 3 lety +9

      💯

    • @jerickzane
      @jerickzane Před 3 lety +27

      shaming them on public tv, calling them names.

    • @richardb8104
      @richardb8104 Před 3 lety +10

      Very true. Although they also make fun of flat earthers, and I just can't buy that one. This one has media stories from Pakistan to Australia to USA, and has been tried and shown to be true by 1000's.

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 Před 3 lety +7

      I got a Quarter to stick to me . I havn't been cov vact yet though. So? Maybe we are all already magnetized. Who knew?

    • @CreepX
      @CreepX Před 3 lety

      @@jerickzane should be worse seeing as they are literally causing a pandemic... Going into year 2... Have fun chicken little.

  • @nadiamostoles8297
    @nadiamostoles8297 Před 3 lety +397

    Jimmy is one of them. He’s on Kappy’s list.

    • @JesusChrististheonlyway777
      @JesusChrististheonlyway777 Před 3 lety +41

      Yes, I don't trust no Hollywood Hollywood stars or our government they are all secretly evil . They act like kind and they are very good at acting and pretending , they are so slay even can deceive a very smart person. They all liers .

    • @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear
      @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear Před 3 lety +14

      @@JesusChrististheonlyway777 It makes me wonder how our fellow humans that sold their soul feel about deceiving us-mankind?? Do you think their souls are gone and they are now demons? I couldn’t imagine trying to deceive my own brothers and sisters.

    • @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear
      @BOLOforJESUStheTRIBULTIONear Před 3 lety +4

      @@JesusChrististheonlyway777 To be honest-I really don’t want to learn about everything they do or how they do it because it’s so repulsive but I do have a few questions like: once they sign their soul away will God take them back or once they sign-that’s it they are destined for hell?

    • @equalizertime188
      @equalizertime188 Před 3 lety +3

      @Nadia yup one sick pansy ,us COUNTRY BOYS have way more sense then these fools

    • @equalizertime188
      @equalizertime188 Před 3 lety

      @Nadia By the way very cute pic 💐

  • @LosXX70
    @LosXX70 Před 3 lety +42

    Jimmy Kimmel and the BBC News have both tried to discredit this, but BOTH never went to a VACCINE SITE to have people to try the Magnet Challenge .🤔🤷🏻

    • @thepuirox1997
      @thepuirox1997 Před 2 lety +2

      There's not point to test something that's already a non sense

    • @LosXX70
      @LosXX70 Před 2 lety

      @@thepuirox1997 The Earth is Round🌎FlatEarthers...thats nonsense.🤣😂🤣 Glad we don't have too many that think like you or we would still be falling off the edge of the Earth🤔

    •  Před 2 lety +2

      On youtube is ZERO videos about magnetic vaccine. Only redicule of that phenomenon. But on Reddit and Bitchute is full of this videos.

  • @lindan236
    @lindan236 Před 3 lety +338

    The only complaint I have about the magnet is that I get stuck to the refrigerator everytime I try to walk by.

    • @AnaKaso29
      @AnaKaso29 Před 3 lety +12

      😂😂😂

    • @wfpbwfpb
      @wfpbwfpb Před 3 lety +48

      That’s nothing.....my fridge is chasing me all over the house. I’m terrified!!!🤣

    • @thenumberonebeaner2211
      @thenumberonebeaner2211 Před 3 lety +29

      Lucky you. I bought myself a fancy new grill with my stimulus check, now it's become a brand new arm bracelet

    • @lauriejones4507
      @lauriejones4507 Před 3 lety +7

      🤣🤣

    • @Suehuskins
      @Suehuskins Před 3 lety +7

      I actually have 2 chips in my back and I stick to nothing. If a magnet stuck to it then my body would be a little rusty by now!! They damn sure don’t track me!!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 3 lety +150

    So, nobody is at all curious as to why and how the injection site is magnetic and sets off a stud finder?!

    • @greenfairy4894
      @greenfairy4894 Před 3 lety +41

      I am curious! I’m not about to call anyone crazy after 2020.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 3 lety +16

      @@greenfairy4894 Well said. Weirdest year of my life

    • @ghitaciprian
      @ghitaciprian Před 3 lety +30

      @@ProjectFlashlight612 check on Davos, Klaus Schwab, Gates, event 201, AGENDA 2030 WEF, great reset and you will know where the mockery starts !

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 Před 3 lety +5

      I'm curious how you manage to walk and chew gum at the same time.

    • @ghitaciprian
      @ghitaciprian Před 3 lety +7

      @@keithwright8626 human nature is built to acomplish multitasks, not doing this are signs of neurological disruptions.

  • @edricm2837
    @edricm2837 Před 3 lety +40

    Remember when they all hated on Monsanto’s GMOS. Look how many of them praise there shots. Bunch of GMHO hypocrites. (Genetically Modified Humans)

  • @rses916
    @rses916 Před 3 lety +109

    This is disturbing.
    So you're mocking people who genuinely fear for their health and safety?

    • @DoctorTurdmidget
      @DoctorTurdmidget Před 3 lety +6

      I agree. It's not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled. Jimmy should be ashamed.

    • @tantrarojo44
      @tantrarojo44 Před 3 lety +5

      Hollywierd

    • @babajaga158
      @babajaga158 Před 3 lety

      If he is so scared of the vaccine why he took it, that taken that he actually took it as there is no evidence that he was vaccinated in first place

    • @nursey5514
      @nursey5514 Před 3 lety +1

      They’ve willingly taken the mark of the beast and are now married to the beast system. MARKED.

    • @aufait-
      @aufait- Před 3 lety +2

      @@nursey5514 oh brother. Comments like that can get you committed for life!😆😆😆

  • @tedium37
    @tedium37 Před 3 lety +314

    It's true. I've never been more attracted to my refrigerator.

  • @evnstevn9213
    @evnstevn9213 Před 3 lety +212

    I don’t see how they’re crazy nor how this is funny

    • @markoezefeld199
      @markoezefeld199 Před 3 lety +34

      That's because you CAN see! ;)

    • @soundchild6428
      @soundchild6428 Před 3 lety +32

      Exactly, it's not. They are the devil's minions trying to deceive the world with mockery. It's all they have left because their plan is failing.

    • @user-dw6xm4io1u
      @user-dw6xm4io1u Před 3 lety +5

      Lord help this person...

    • @winboyjlg
      @winboyjlg Před 3 lety +5

      @@markoezefeld199 They live...

    • @JesusChrististheonlyway777
      @JesusChrististheonlyway777 Před 3 lety +9

      Because Jimmy is one of them and he knows that's the magnet sticking is real and he's trying so hard to deceive people.

  • @Staroth999
    @Staroth999 Před 3 lety +140

    I was here looking for this to be debunked by Kimmel. Instead, he only proved it!

    • @KaijuRider486
      @KaijuRider486 Před 3 lety +3

      Kimmel being a dumbass doesn’t “prove” anything. It shouldn’t surprise anybody that Kimmel didn’t disprove this, he’s not known for having a particularly good or insightful show. But even so, that doesn’t “prove” this bullshit in the slightest.

    • @zionhernandez5426
      @zionhernandez5426 Před 2 lety +8

      Because its true!!! My mom got the shot and where she got it and around coins stick. Its not sweat its not fake you have to pull them off! What scares me is why they are saying its fake when its not. So what are they hiding. Im no conspiracy theorist but when something is clearly happening and they are saying its not. Ok so now somethings up.

    • @zionhernandez5426
      @zionhernandez5426 Před 2 lety +3

      I went to find out why coins were sticking and kept reading how its not true. Thats when I got worried.

    • @darrell5403
      @darrell5403 Před 2 lety +4

      @@zionhernandez5426 coins aren’t magnetic though

    • @tayxtalks
      @tayxtalks Před 2 lety

      @@darrell5403 with the right material they are. Huemans have metals in the body and are magnetic as well. We saw it on smaller scales when we would work for the tv and things like that. Electromagnetic fields that go about seven feet around us.. that’s why you have feel someone looking before you see them. They allll up in your space just like nanobots... attaching to those injection sites and all in the bloodstream

  • @TonicofSonic
    @TonicofSonic Před 2 lety +3

    Literally 3 months after this aired:
    "Black metal found in vaccine"

  • @RTGReptiles
    @RTGReptiles Před 3 lety +36

    Funny because I just put a key to my arm a day after being vaccinated and it indeed sticks there, but it doesn’t stick to my other arm.

    • @maxamillion5175
      @maxamillion5175 Před 3 lety

      Updates?

    • @reggie1272Gmail
      @reggie1272Gmail Před 3 lety +2

      If this is a real situation... Do you regret your decision?

    • @UsernamerAlreadyTakn
      @UsernamerAlreadyTakn Před 3 lety +4

      @@reggie1272Gmail wouldn't youm

    • @grantreese2507
      @grantreese2507 Před 3 lety +5

      Keys are not magnetic.... they are brass....
      ?
      What energy fields attract all metals, including nonferrous?
      This is getting weirder and weirder.

    • @jasoncravens1124
      @jasoncravens1124 Před 3 lety +4

      @@grantreese2507 That energy field would be microwave radiation.

  • @alandobrown836
    @alandobrown836 Před 3 lety +757

    These people forget about the other tracking device that they carry around with them call a cell phone

    • @robintaylor2382
      @robintaylor2382 Před 3 lety +12

      Everybody don’t have a smartphone!

    • @axelagosto5196
      @axelagosto5196 Před 3 lety +32

      @@robintaylor2382 like 95% hahaha

    • @cathbad3337
      @cathbad3337 Před 3 lety +36

      @@robintaylor2382 a panhandler asked me for change then asked me to hold on a sec while he finished texting on his iPhone. A lot of people have smartphones.

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 Před 3 lety +25

      @@axelagosto5196 Which is more people than have been vaccinated, so which would be more effective at tracking? 😁

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 Před 3 lety +22

      And every worst... Not only we carry it every where.. We also put on personal info on it.

  • @barneymiller5301
    @barneymiller5301 Před 3 lety +315

    Interesting that a comedian uses the same technique as the msm “fact checkers.” Scorn and ridicule are very effective debate tactics, but get us no closer to the truth.

    • @alevela9309
      @alevela9309 Před 3 lety +20

      Fact checker = Lie defender. Facts don't need anybody to prop them up.

    • @Aslanreturn
      @Aslanreturn Před 2 lety +5

      Scorn and ridicule are effective debate tactics only for stupid sheeple like those populating Kimmel's audience and those on this comment board who think Kimmel proved anything. Of course, the media, big tech, the cabal/deep state have targeted all of us useless eaters to make sure the majority of us consider scorn and ridicule are effective debate tactics. Those of us with critical thinking skills (like you, me, several other folks here on this message board) know that those tactics are just smoke and mirrors.

    • @stunningrichardson8351
      @stunningrichardson8351 Před 2 lety +5

      That's all he knows how to do is make fun of ppl that arent like him

    • @earthangel428
      @earthangel428 Před 2 lety +2

      Came her after looking up bill gates 666 patient
      He literally patented the chip ???

    • @alevela9309
      @alevela9309 Před 2 lety +3

      Japan just pulled the Moderna vaccine due to it being tainted with "foreign substances." It's magnetic and therefore suspected to be a metal. According to Jimmy Kimmel that makes Japan lunatics.

  • @BabyK291
    @BabyK291 Před 2 lety +12

    People are definitely becoming magnetic my friend was able to effortlessly stick a key to her client 5 times today sad how they think this is a joke

    • @herenow4875
      @herenow4875 Před 2 lety +2

      My sister in law just tried it with a magnet and it stuck to her injection shot! This is bananas.

  • @AS-010o0
    @AS-010o0 Před 3 lety +26

    Ok so it’s first time i hear about those magnets, but are we all just gonna ignore the fact that the magnets are sticking to the arm??

  • @HamburgerMolester
    @HamburgerMolester Před 3 lety +8

    If its being mocked, theres probably some truth to it. Especially coming from someone like Kimmel.

    • @Natalia-hf3et
      @Natalia-hf3et Před 3 lety

      😊

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 Před 3 lety

      Right. Sure . Anything you say.

    • @HamburgerMolester
      @HamburgerMolester Před 3 lety +1

      @@lloydmckay3241 I guess you still haven't spotted the pattern. If high profile figures have a dismissive attitude towards an issue, theres a 90% chance its something you should be concerned about.

  • @wehighrecords
    @wehighrecords Před 3 lety +43

    Wtf so my buddy is a lunatic for this when he showed it to him? Lol jimmy you completely lost your mind

    • @EASTON1970
      @EASTON1970 Před 3 lety

      Your buddy is a lunatic.

    • @insanegenius5321
      @insanegenius5321 Před 2 lety

      @@EASTON1970 do you still believe that. Or has the truth hit you yet...
      Just checking

  • @mindviruswhhiskers8557
    @mindviruswhhiskers8557 Před 3 lety +169

    He’s paid opposition. People will laugh and then test it and see it’s true. That’s net positive in my book

    • @soundchild6428
      @soundchild6428 Před 3 lety +14

      Very well put, I agree completely and that is optimism when we need it most so thank you. You are so right, they would do better to not say a word about it and try and come up with a lie that can fool the lost souls who are already so brainwashed it doesn't matter. By doing this they are subverting the last few people that were on the fence about what is going on.

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety +4

      Except no. I laughed, tested it on me, my husband, and the micro chips on my two dogs. NO STICK.

    • @dirtmerchant4718
      @dirtmerchant4718 Před 3 lety

      @@professorfarmgirl9662 Which vaccine did you get?

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety

      @@dirtmerchant4718 moderna

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety +4

      @Zoe Fei no, millions is a gross exaggeration. Hundreds, may have been sucked into the mass hysteria but it's no where close to a million.

  • @laurenriffle1547
    @laurenriffle1547 Před 3 lety +163

    I am not a conspiracy theorist. I tried this on my mother today and bobby pin, key, and quarter attached to her arm. Gaslighting and making fun of real people is disturbing Jimmy. Those of you reading who don't believe it, try it yourself!!!

    • @michaellocker2995
      @michaellocker2995 Před 3 lety +11

      First of all I did try this myself so I could prove it to my dad, since he is refusing to take the vaccine on the grounds of this bullshit, spoiler alert, it DOES NOT WORK! Second, quarters aren't even magnetically reactive so you need to edit this comment if you intend to convince anyone who actually knows what sticks to magnets. Have a nice day!

    • @benmccann7895
      @benmccann7895 Před 3 lety +26

      @@michaellocker2995 I don’t know if you realize but obviously everybody didn’t get the same shot. They had to make sure everybody didn’t get the shot that made magnets sticking to them because it would cause mass panic. So instead they gave some people the shots that are magnetic and some people placebos so that people it doesn’t work on will try to discredit the people it works on. The media will delete any kind of proof of it working. The magnet stuck to one of my friends and didn’t stick to my other friend

    • @forma3426
      @forma3426 Před 3 lety +7

      @@benmccann7895 some news I heard yesterday in a German channel of lawyers. Somebody tested a dosis of one of the most “prestigious” vax and it contained only Kochsalzlösung. saline solution. I don’t believe anything and anybody at this point but this explains some.

    • @laurenriffle1547
      @laurenriffle1547 Před 3 lety +13

      @@michaellocker2995 First of all, does my comment mention anything about it being magnetic? No. Second, I simply am telling the truth of my observation& suggesting individuals be open to the possibility by trying it themselves. I have neither claimed, nor suggested that it will happen to every person who has received vaccination. (Aside, why this many millions of people are open to having an experimental vaccine not currently approved that doesn't even prevent the possibility of contracting COVID- emergency authorization is different than approved- and has been given the largest blanket protections by the government-meaning ZERO liability is held to these corporations in any case of adverse reaction- greater than the likes of which we have ever seen is truly beyond me. I digress.) I have shared the video on my instagram @laurenchristineriffle and @brit_galvin is also sharing many, many instances. I realize folks who don't want to be open to this strange occurrence, won't be. I don't think dismissing people is particularly helpful, either. If you take the time to view the video you will notice in my description of the happening that I am quite careful not to make any claims beyond true curiosity. Now you, you have a nice day!

    • @kenland9045
      @kenland9045 Před 3 lety +12

      Kimmel doesn't care, he's a bought and paid for NWO/Illuminati stooge, he will lie straight to your face if you let him!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +223

    Don't worry. If you break the glass on your microwave, and put your head inside, then hit the 'popcorn' button.. it'll deactivate the chip. Pretty sure I saw that somewhere.

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 Před 3 lety +11

      You've been reading Q posts again, I think.

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA Před 3 lety +12

      LOL

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 3 lety +10

      🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 Před 3 lety +12

      Someone somewhere is going to try that. Hopefully they cannot disable the won't work with the door open feature.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 Před 3 lety +22

      You can take a bath with your favorite toaster too.

  • @pabveebeats638
    @pabveebeats638 Před 2 lety +152

    Thought jimmy was going to provide an explanation… instead just laughed it off

    • @snowballeffect7812
      @snowballeffect7812 Před 2 lety +7

      an explanation on why a vaccine doesn't magnetize your non-metallic human body? lmao. do you get all your information from late-night "comedy" shows?

    • @mikeystewart8869
      @mikeystewart8869 Před 2 lety +5

      I got jabbed yesterday.. was never and still aren’t magnetic 😂

    • @pabveebeats638
      @pabveebeats638 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mikeystewart8869 I was.. I can unlock my office door now, and reorder on Uber.. 😏

    • @user-vh6ts9uf6c
      @user-vh6ts9uf6c Před 2 lety +6

      The explanation is antivaxers are thick as cheese.

    • @thetruthisout1148
      @thetruthisout1148 Před 2 lety +1

      They will shut his show down if he were to stir up controversy so he just made jokes

  • @chamygodfrey4475
    @chamygodfrey4475 Před 3 lety +137

    So lets just call them lunatics!!!, people with genuine concerns u should be ashamed of yourself Jimmy

    • @davidgregory7564
      @davidgregory7564 Před 3 lety

      Genuine is genuine huh

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 Před 3 lety +2

      Jimmy is right, there lunatics.

    • @mosesofnow8662
      @mosesofnow8662 Před 3 lety +2

      @@benney7520 You didnt see the magnets stick

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mosesofnow8662 Ya i did. It's a trick. Obviously.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 Před 3 lety +2

      @@benney7520 what’s the trick? People without the shot don’t have things stick to their arm?

  • @philipapong7352
    @philipapong7352 Před 3 lety +133

    The High Wire went out and randomly tested people at Laguna Beach and proved it.

    • @antbanging
      @antbanging Před 3 lety +47

      They're not going to be able to hide this for long so a joke is the best cover up notice how they're not answering the question directly about the magnets but they're throwing microchips in there to make it more of a conspiracy but the proof is in the pudding

    • @fatkidking
      @fatkidking Před 3 lety +7

      I believe Mercury is used when they create vaccines

    • @daddy152
      @daddy152 Před 3 lety +4

      You’re one of the lunatics

    • @dortheengqvist115
      @dortheengqvist115 Před 3 lety +7

      You need to be more open minded... If you do your research there is more proof to it's fake.. Be realistic.. Why would anyone want you're one upper arm to be magnetic... Come on.. Just say you don't want to get the vaccine because it might make you look like a normal intelligent and compassionate human being

    • @everybirdiewelcome5039
      @everybirdiewelcome5039 Před 3 lety +18

      @@dortheengqvist115 for the record i would like to know if you are calling the thousands upon thousands of people claiming the magnets stuck to their arm liars and professional video editors?

  • @mattallen1076
    @mattallen1076 Před 3 lety +181

    So are we not going to talk about how the magnets actually worked, or is youtube killing those comments?

    • @jimmyswaggart1189
      @jimmyswaggart1189 Před 3 lety +8

      No please go right ahead and tell us why the magnets worked I am dying to hear this.

    • @mattallen1076
      @mattallen1076 Před 3 lety +53

      @@jimmyswaggart1189 I haven’t claimed to know why it’s happening, but the fact that so many people can just shrug it off so easily is slightly odd to me

    • @forma3426
      @forma3426 Před 3 lety +29

      Scientists not involved in the making of vaccines are speculating around studies like: "Magneto" protein which enables control of brain and behaviour. Or the superparamagnetic nanoparticles but are for the delivery of DNA vaccines. If you think about it, not only there are chips that can be inoculated with a sytinge., but anything can be made an antenna if you follow the developments of MXenes, or titanium carbide spray antennas..
      The cases have spread wildly at least in Latin America and thousnads are coming together to denunciate this. Remember these are people who where not considered "conspiracy theorists" before, on the contrary. I will post a couple of links in a new reply. This guys humour above has the sound of the Pied Piper of Hamelin. He is laughing about the concerns of many people who feel betrayed.

    • @SgtD85
      @SgtD85 Před 3 lety +9

      @@mattallen1076 its simple to stick nonporous objects to porous surfaces. Would do it with coins as a kid.

    • @jimmyswaggart1189
      @jimmyswaggart1189 Před 3 lety +2

      @@forma3426 I think the first 8 words of your reply says it all.

  • @rebajohnson8035
    @rebajohnson8035 Před 2 lety +55

    Him making fun of this really irritates me. They're putting metals in our body. One of the shots literally makes you glow in the dark

    • @lynnbennett6848
      @lynnbennett6848 Před 2 lety +4

      Have you seen what they NAMED it? Horrific. It's awful.

    • @herenow4875
      @herenow4875 Před 2 lety

      What? Really? Glow in the dark links??

    • @tomoisthegoat
      @tomoisthegoat Před 2 lety

      Bro, you guys have to try it yourself, literally fkin put a spoon on your forehead like a lunatic, and check if it sticks. You guys need to try it your self. “Look it sticks! It sticks! Like please be quiet if you are stupid

    • @snigdhasingh3263
      @snigdhasingh3263 Před 2 lety +2

      You're kidding right 😂😂
      Oh my gosh you can't be serious about this dude 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shadow0919
    @shadow0919 Před 3 lety +31

    We tested this on 5 people including myself in our office and it worked on all of them. We all had Moderna

    • @trifectat8694
      @trifectat8694 Před 3 lety +1

      U crazy conspiracy theorists

    • @lynngroll1
      @lynngroll1 Před 3 lety +8

      Shadow 09,
      Magnets are sticking to some of my family members.
      These people making a joke out of this issue and calling everybody names like a conspiracy theorist are absolutely delusional and have zero facts to back up any of their claims! Why would hundreds of people lie about something like this??

    • @lynngroll1
      @lynngroll1 Před 3 lety +4

      I’m very worried about this 😞

    • @jadeduh4555
      @jadeduh4555 Před 2 lety

      Was on dry clean skin?? You were at work so I doubt it. 🤷🏻‍♂ hope they were all metal objects

  • @drawyournameshow6400
    @drawyournameshow6400 Před 3 lety +581

    "we are all chipped now" said the women with a cellphone in her hand every day of the week for half her life.

    • @globalist1990
      @globalist1990 Před 3 lety +18

      Why would a chip be ferrous?

    • @Saintgoten
      @Saintgoten Před 3 lety +8

      hahahaha on point mate

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions Před 3 lety +16

      also posting to facebook

    • @ranestorypictures1738
      @ranestorypictures1738 Před 3 lety +24

      Exactly! No need for a chip when your cellphone can be tracked already! As well as your texts, emails and social media presence. 😂😂😂😂

    • @mena376
      @mena376 Před 3 lety +37

      I like how this chip is small enough to fit through the hole in a syringe, yet has enough metal to hold up a magnet

  • @jimshorts9019
    @jimshorts9019 Před 3 lety +131

    Funny how quick the media tries to play down claims..

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety +10

      Sad how the tin foil hat club is so hungry for them...

    • @danielas.7391
      @danielas.7391 Před 3 lety +3

      And they use celebrities to cover the truth!

    • @getredytagetredy
      @getredytagetredy Před 3 lety +1

      There is only a tin foil hat club in your order taker mind...
      Everything the people that know...know. All others like yourself who make fun of them are scared feared up small minded stuck on stupid. That dont want to hear the truth...

    • @McRambro
      @McRambro Před 3 lety

      Jimmy isn't the media

    • @b.k.c.4076
      @b.k.c.4076 Před 3 lety

      ALWAYS

  • @DJdeliverance
    @DJdeliverance Před 3 lety +52

    When kimmel had to mock it to convince you it's safe u can most certainly guarantee that itd be the worst possible thing for u!

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 Před 2 lety +1

      Only one thing worse and that would be dying from COVID-19. As likely to happen as not.

  • @jenaw.2162
    @jenaw.2162 Před 3 lety +11

    Wow how rude. Calling people morons. When it is clearly happening to them.

    • @allreli6943
      @allreli6943 Před 3 lety +3

      I know vaccinated people, guess what? They're not magnetic lmao. So this magnetic story is bs.

  • @GodofDadBod82
    @GodofDadBod82 Před 3 lety +88

    I nominate Guillermo to be Fauci's assistant.

    • @Hegde-
      @Hegde- Před 3 lety +3

      No put guillermo in charge and make faucci his assistant. Pretty sure guillermo will do a better job in faucci's current position.

    • @ScooterDoge
      @ScooterDoge Před 3 lety +1

      Try for President.

    • @00tree
      @00tree Před 3 lety

      Guillermo is awesome.

  • @richardjones2455
    @richardjones2455 Před 3 lety +343

    Now, I have a magnetic personality.

  • @StephBsimon
    @StephBsimon Před 3 lety +72

    pretty sickening. humor and sarcasm turned into mud-slinging, if that's today's PC, we're done...

  • @purposeinpresence4494
    @purposeinpresence4494 Před 3 lety +19

    Just the fact the he is talking about this is sketchy.. and you search for magnet vaccine and this is the first thing that pops up. This is a joke, wake up people.

    • @misskriss848
      @misskriss848 Před 3 lety +4

      Go over to Bitchute. Yt and Google are heavy censored and scrubbed. You will see what you need in other sites.

    • @purposeinpresence4494
      @purposeinpresence4494 Před 3 lety +2

      @@misskriss848 Thank you

  • @49erfanRomo
    @49erfanRomo Před 3 lety +326

    They are worried about chips but they have a phone in their pocket that tracks and listens to everything!

    • @707boogiemonster
      @707boogiemonster Před 3 lety +18

      I don’t trust the government either and until a year ago I would have considered myself a conspiracy theorist but things have become absurd

    • @OlinKreutzRules
      @OlinKreutzRules Před 3 lety +16

      I pretty much said the same exact thing to my dumbass brother-in-law. Unreal, Dude.

    • @dazzlemasseur
      @dazzlemasseur Před 3 lety +4

      Nice of you to assume they have cellphones.
      Maybe they only use a landline and don't have cellphones.

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 Před 3 lety +4

      @@707boogiemonster i trust the government, in just vigilant on what they do and expect factual evidence on things that they do.

    • @SuMBuDDe42oE
      @SuMBuDDe42oE Před 3 lety +10

      Conservatism 101 - Care only about the image of caring.

  • @artsafact_official
    @artsafact_official Před 3 lety +179

    So you gonna disprove it? Or just make jokes about it?

    • @DoctorTurdmidget
      @DoctorTurdmidget Před 3 lety +11

      Is he a scientist or a comedian?

    • @artsafact_official
      @artsafact_official Před 3 lety +9

      @@DoctorTurdmidget he sure is the one who bought it up! So I have a right to respond

    • @artsafact_official
      @artsafact_official Před 3 lety +7

      @@DoctorTurdmidget if he wants to call people fools he can easily have a doctor do a segment and add jokes to that but no he just laughed at something over a thousand showed on camera

    • @l.t7481
      @l.t7481 Před 2 lety

      @ Doctor Turdmidget it’s not from the vaccine. I’m able to stick forks. Knives & pennies to my chest & arms & I didn’t get the thing

    • @jadeduh4555
      @jadeduh4555 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DoctorTurdmidget Comedian!! Writer, producer, and now host of the his own late show. Just like many if not all the other late shows. 🤷🏻‍♂ It ain't new

  • @Gromulan
    @Gromulan Před 3 lety +100

    I just watched my best friend stick a Canadian Dime to his injection point. That's how I found this vid. Lunatic??? Maybe for getting that shot.

    • @thewrathofgod3983
      @thewrathofgod3983 Před 3 lety +10

      Revelation 18:23 "for by the sorceries(pharmakeia,pharmacy)were all the nations decieved"

    • @grimreaper5360
      @grimreaper5360 Před 3 lety +5

      If your skin is moist any coin will stick even to your forehead

    • @PIXELSURPRISE
      @PIXELSURPRISE Před 3 lety +11

      @@grimreaper5360 that’s totally NOT what’s going on with this.

    • @grimreaper5360
      @grimreaper5360 Před 3 lety +2

      @@PIXELSURPRISE You’re brainwashed by conspiracy theories

    • @PIXELSURPRISE
      @PIXELSURPRISE Před 3 lety +7

      @@grimreaper5360 Do you think this exchange is going to age well for you? :)

  • @pjromanov7018
    @pjromanov7018 Před 2 lety +12

    Both graphene oxide wich is used in the shot & the hydro gel used at injection site have magnetic properties so it's science not insanity that explains the magnetric mystery

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 Před 2 lety

      It's due to adhesion/friction with the skin oils and object...

    • @boogaloo4481
      @boogaloo4481 Před 2 lety

      @@jennifermoriarty2188 he wont listen lol, hes a tin foiler

  • @jckatz
    @jckatz Před 3 lety +142

    Just wear a F'ing 😷 Perfect response.

  • @kalimar6828
    @kalimar6828 Před 3 lety +6

    Who cares about being tracked and the damn cell phones. No one can answer why a coin will stay in place on injection site.

  • @Bod255
    @Bod255 Před 3 lety +68

    Well it sticks to my mom and dad and Devon my friends I’m not ever getting it

    • @reggie1272Gmail
      @reggie1272Gmail Před 3 lety

      What were your parents reaction?!!

    • @ethanpeck9941
      @ethanpeck9941 Před 3 lety +4

      You do realize that a small chip of metal would not be able to produce a magnetic field strong enough to hold a refrigerator magnet to your arm right?

    • @thc4825
      @thc4825 Před 3 lety +3

      You know u can stick a key or penny on your forehead right now and it would still be able to stick, its called sweat

    • @ethanpeck9941
      @ethanpeck9941 Před 3 lety +1

      @Sir Francis Drake showers don’t get rid of moisture on your skin you dummy

    • @dmstevens9569
      @dmstevens9569 Před 3 lety

      @@thc4825 ya, they dont stick to me.

  • @ferrisbuellersdayoff
    @ferrisbuellersdayoff Před 3 lety +5

    mRNA injections are clearly dangerous for a long list of reasons... The whole thing needs to halted immediately and vetted properly under proper FDA regulations.

  • @nonenone9338
    @nonenone9338 Před 3 lety +173

    Jimmy is pushing this one hard 🤦

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety +4

      One 2 minute joke on a late night comedy show is, "pushing this one hard"? He has never talked about it before or since.

    • @cesar5478
      @cesar5478 Před 3 lety +4

      He's one of them!

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 Před 3 lety +2

      @@professorfarmgirl9662 much more than 2 minutes. Do you honestly believe this man?

    • @thewrathofgod3983
      @thewrathofgod3983 Před 3 lety +2

      Revelation 18:23 "for by the sorceries(pharmakeia,pharmacy)were all the nations decieved"

    • @professorfarmgirl9662
      @professorfarmgirl9662 Před 3 lety

      @@samuelyoung1236 the part of the show where he laughs at idiots is exactly 2 and a half minutes.
      I don't have to believe this man. I don't get my medical advice from late night comedy shows, I get it from scientists and the medical community.

  • @sarahm9810
    @sarahm9810 Před 3 lety +149

    How much did they pay you for your soul Jimmy?

  • @abc33944
    @abc33944 Před 3 lety +50

    I will never take it .... hence I won’t be magnetic ... simple

    • @trifectat8694
      @trifectat8694 Před 3 lety +8

      well they spraying hellashit in the skies too

    • @mr.fishfish570
      @mr.fishfish570 Před 3 lety +2

      @@trifectat8694 I know right, this is the most I've seen

    • @HM-ec5vi
      @HM-ec5vi Před 3 lety +2

      I haven’t been vaccinated and I am magnetic from being around people who have been vaccinated. The so-called vaccine sheds and is contagious.
      Not only do magnets stick to me but metal objects such as hair pins.

    • @trifectat8694
      @trifectat8694 Před 3 lety

      @@HM-ec5vi yea Ive heard people saying that havnt experienced it myself tho

    • @mpirron1
      @mpirron1 Před 3 lety

      No vaccine necessary, get a small neodymium magnet, place it on your spine.

  • @EastSideBlitz1337
    @EastSideBlitz1337 Před 3 lety +4

    Hard to believe the like to dislike ratio when 99 percent of the comments are negative.

  • @benzorecords
    @benzorecords Před 3 lety +189

    “Lunatics” think Jimmy Kimmel is someone you can trust

  • @megusta9045
    @megusta9045 Před 3 lety +12

    It's all fun and games until the nanotechnology is separated from the blood vessels by electromagnetic waves (5G) and people start falling left and right

    • @danmurphy783
      @danmurphy783 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly what im thinkin, SPIONS can be used in injections ,not new,concerning they can be activated through frequency to release drugs etc,so you have a very good point and credible theory

  • @catskillyeti2405
    @catskillyeti2405 Před 3 lety +28

    I’m not saying that they put a tracking device in you but Whatever reason A magnet to stick to my moms

    • @solarlola5953
      @solarlola5953 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s for when they activate 5G signal to full blast . That will turn people into zombie

  • @oleksandrdanylov6076
    @oleksandrdanylov6076 Před 2 lety +2

    When MSM desperately denies and mocks something...you know it's true

  • @tonismith8209
    @tonismith8209 Před 3 lety +291

    Guillermo: Just wear a f*cking mask😷
    Nuff said....

    • @ftxnatsuz3z845
      @ftxnatsuz3z845 Před 3 lety +2

      Time?

    • @locutusdborg126
      @locutusdborg126 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ftxnatsuz3z845 IDK the time but I remember that line. I could not believe they let it air.

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 Před 3 lety +3

      I bet the stud finder would go off on him, too.

    • @jekll
      @jekll Před 3 lety +1

      @@ftxnatsuz3z845 0:58

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 Před 3 lety +1

      Needing a comedy sidekick to provide intelligence = Murikkah

  • @Tiffany-vj1tv
    @Tiffany-vj1tv Před 3 lety +9

    🤦‍♀️oh my gosh WTH magnetized I can't even with these crazy people!!!😂🤣😂Jimmy you are freaking hilarious😂🤣😂

  • @mikehooligan3407
    @mikehooligan3407 Před 3 lety +24

    Apparently Jimmy doesn’t know about agenda 21 or agenda 30. That or he’s deflecting with comedy because he’s involved.

  • @christyseymour3149
    @christyseymour3149 Před 3 lety +33

    They show you what is true while twisting it around and they show you what they are going to do before hand so they can say they have no fault. It also inhances their occult ritual.

  • @saredmarvajal8753
    @saredmarvajal8753 Před 3 lety +107

    That's how they get you, partial truths. Your whole body is full of nano particles.

    • @carriewilliams9096
      @carriewilliams9096 Před 3 lety +4

      Billions. And people act like they can dig out "the one."

    • @hangemhigh63
      @hangemhigh63 Před 3 lety +19

      well the name of this one scares me ....'Luciferase'

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx Před 3 lety +3

      @@hangemhigh63 you could have looked it up and QUICKLY understood where the name came from. it literally means "lightbringer" because it's an enzyme that creates BIOLUMINESCENCE. LIGHT. some scientist thought he'd be edgy and now people like you help spread this BS so that people won't get a life-saving vaccine. FOH

    • @carriewilliams9096
      @carriewilliams9096 Před 3 lety +1

      Do you hear your own words? Wow. Truly shocking and unbelievable. No words.

    • @cornelius2993
      @cornelius2993 Před 3 lety +20

      "Lifesaving vaccine"
      2 words, 2 lies

  • @PwnLinked
    @PwnLinked Před 3 lety +60

    Explain how they get a magnet to stick to their shoulder then.

    • @user-dw6xm4io1u
      @user-dw6xm4io1u Před 3 lety +8

      1) infrequent showering, being in the South, or likely both.
      2) slight angling of an arm has a big effect on surface tension.
      3) moisture also has a huge effect on the above. If they held a coin there longer, it would stick for longer.
      4) most people aren't stupid enough to take TT or YT videos at face value and not assume they were edited for more views. 🤣

    • @fannywayne1920
      @fannywayne1920 Před 3 lety +15

      @@user-dw6xm4io1u thousands of videos have disproved all ur theories already

    • @Chip_3r
      @Chip_3r Před 3 lety +10

      @@user-dw6xm4io1u no thanks

    • @benney7520
      @benney7520 Před 3 lety +5

      It's a trick. Simple. Do you really believe that a magnet can stick to your arm from a vaccine? Wtf.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 Před 3 lety +6

      @@benney7520 it’s a “trick” sounds like sticking your head in the sand instead of thinking critically. What’s the “trick” here?

  • @jarvisbrazzel6975
    @jarvisbrazzel6975 Před 2 lety +5

    So you’re calling them lunatics now… Yea I see where this is going

  • @davehiggins2003
    @davehiggins2003 Před 2 lety +8

    Seen this to be true for myself personally

  • @thezphase4074
    @thezphase4074 Před 3 lety +129

    Jimmy should wear 100 masks, and he should get all three vaccines, to do his part.

  • @kanikajohnson4533
    @kanikajohnson4533 Před 3 lety +74

    yh that's what I thought until I tried it on my mother in law and felt the fricken pull on something like wtf

    • @Cartmanbraaaaah
      @Cartmanbraaaaah Před 3 lety +5

      I’m confused as to how it’s sticking, can someone anyone please explain

    • @rwyo83
      @rwyo83 Před 3 lety +31

      @@Cartmanbraaaaah It's called magnetogenetics, the vaccine has microcrystals that are attached to your cells. The iron from your body goes into these microcrystals, and you become a magnetic receiver. Once these microcrystals goes into your brain they can control your mind and behavior by a magnetic field or radio wave. houndred of people already reporting this problem. Search on odysee and telegram, youtube is removing everything

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 Před 3 lety +5

      @@rwyo83 oh my god, just go to the hospital for your 51/50 already.

    • @ninyabeans8139
      @ninyabeans8139 Před 3 lety +2

      I didn't get the vaccine but magnets are sticking to me

    • @rwyo83
      @rwyo83 Před 3 lety +5

      ​@@ninyabeans8139 Maybe you took a flu vaccine before

  • @livingasecondchance
    @livingasecondchance Před 2 lety +56

    Whenever I doubt any controversial issue, I have just to see what this puppet (or Jimmy Fallon, or Ellen.. You know, the stupid club) promotes, and then I know the wise option is the OPPOSITE one.

  • @deebop4904
    @deebop4904 Před 2 lety +4

    If they attack it, its the truth. If they attack YOU, you are a truth teller.

  • @sapphirology
    @sapphirology Před 3 lety +139

    I got the Pfizer vaccine, and now I got the songs from U2's new album stuck in my head.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 3 lety +3

      Ah, an oldie but a goodie :-D

    • @md61211
      @md61211 Před 3 lety +11

      Stuck *in* your head
      or
      stuck *to* your head?

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ Před 3 lety

      YOU
      R
      JUS
      SO
      BEUUUWWWAAAALLLLL 2 Nite

    • @margauxf4321
      @margauxf4321 Před 3 lety +16

      I got Moderna so... different song uploads 🤷‍♀️

    • @catherinekenny3926
      @catherinekenny3926 Před 3 lety +15

      Sorry guys I beat you all non stop METALLICA all day heaven from astra zenica stay safe and sane from Scotland

  • @didisaythat777
    @didisaythat777 Před 3 lety +45

    Magnets? Why not talk about CRISPR, the gene editing tool used in these vaccines.

    • @roshansreedhar4727
      @roshansreedhar4727 Před 3 lety +5

      We don't talk about it because they don't use CRISPR.
      CRISPR is a gene therapy that alters your DNA in some way. Pfizer/Moderna shots are vaccines. They do not alter your DNA. It's insane how confidently some people will repeat such a demonstrable, provable lie.

    • @didisaythat777
      @didisaythat777 Před 3 lety +6

      @@roshansreedhar4727 They are 100% using CRISPR. I tried to post the link but it doesn't appear but here's the reference. NPR "Walter Isaacson On CRISPR And The Ethics Of Rewriting The Code of Life"
      "The Pfizer and Moderna COVID vaccines are the first vaccines to be activated by mRNA. These vaccines build on the breakthroughs of the gene-editing technology known as CRISPR. This technology is also being used to treat people who have sickle cell anemia, certain cancers, Huntington's disease and congenital blindness, and will likely be used to treat many other diseases in the future. There are many other CRISPR-related breakthroughs on the horizon and a lot of moral and ethical questions to deal with about the editing of the basic element of human life.
      One of the developers of CRISPR is Jennifer Doudna, who shared a Nobel Prize last year for her discoveries about gene editing. Doudna and the story of RNA-related scientific breakthroughs are the subjects of Walter Isaacson's new book, "The Code Breaker." While writing the book, he became part of a double-blind trial of the Pfizer vaccine. In other words, he was given the vaccine but wasn't told whether it was actually the vaccine or a placebo. Then he was monitored for symptoms of COVID and for side effects of the vaccine. Isaacson is also the author of biographies of Ben Franklin, Steve Jobs, Albert Einstein and Leonardo da Vinci. He's a professor of history at Tulane and was formerly the CEO of the Aspen Institute, chair of CNN and editor of Time magazine."

    • @roshansreedhar4727
      @roshansreedhar4727 Před 3 lety +2

      @@didisaythat777 "Builds on the breakthroughs of CRISPR". It's a related technology but it's not actual gene-editing. Gene-editing is only one application of CRISPR tech. The vaccines contain mRNA which enter your cell and make it produce harmless versions of the spike protein. It's a safe version of what viruses do - the viral RNA enters cells to hijack them and make them produce copies of the virus before destroying the host cells. Your body also makes its own mRNA in synthesizing proteins.
      Viruses don't alter your DNA, and neither do the vaccines. Viruses obviously wreak havoc on your body though because they're organisms designed to multiply infinitely, which the mRNA in the vaccines isn't.

    • @bilalaldabagh
      @bilalaldabagh Před 3 lety +2

      I would say this magnet implemented in the arms of these people is the most harmless thing they will face in the future.

    • @didisaythat777
      @didisaythat777 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bilalaldabagh I have posted several articles about CRISPR used in these vaccines and that are not showing up. But get this. Back in 2005, the Pentagon discussed creating/releasing a "flu virus" and injecting people with a vaccine to remove the "God Gene" called the VMAT2 gene that resides in the brain. This project was called "Funvax" for religious fundamentalist to reduce spirituality. They wanted less religious people. Scientist Dean Hammer did a book on the God Gene. Since this was a gene-editing type of vaccine, it was also a CRISPR like vaccine since it was "gene-editing." How do we really know what they are up to? You can find that video on youtube. I will try and post the link separately to avoid censorship of this comment.

  • @lynngroll1
    @lynngroll1 Před 3 lety +7

    This isn’t a F’en joke!! Magnets are sticking people!!

    • @allreli6943
      @allreli6943 Před 3 lety

      I see you everywhere, you sure ain't right in the head lol. I know vaccinated people, guess what? Nothing is sticking to them.

  • @QWERDQ_
    @QWERDQ_ Před 3 lety +3

    Let’s plug these magnetized people to the power grid 😂😂😂😂

    • @RealmWalker
      @RealmWalker Před 2 lety

      You fool. You still have no freaking clue what your in for. So sad. May the Lord have mercy on your soul.

  • @IB4UUB4ME
    @IB4UUB4ME Před 3 lety +16

    It’s funny that people forget about that huge “ magnet” that’s in they’re purse or pocket that does just fine at tracking you? ..... from cell to cell!!.....Hellooooo? Anyone home??

    • @cuttwice3905
      @cuttwice3905 Před 3 lety

      My life is bliss: I'm able to wander the world freely; I do not have a cell phone. I'm also able to do stuff away from home and enjoy down time. If you want to get ahold of me you have to call and hope I answer the land line or leave an email.

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar Před 3 lety +588

    They're scared to death of being tracked as they talk on their cell phone that tracks their every single movement. Oh well, more oxygen for the rest of us.

    • @colezacharias9545
      @colezacharias9545 Před 3 lety +1

      Who they and are u not getting a vaccine

    • @OGSontar
      @OGSontar Před 3 lety +33

      @@colezacharias9545 I received my second shot last week. "They" are the anti-vaxx crowd, so afraid of Bill Gates - who is long since retired - and microchips - mark of the beast, don't ya know - that they would rather die or suffer the after effects of Covid-19 then get the vaccine.
      I'm pretty sure it's still Gates and the microchip on the top of the conspiracy heap, but it might have changed by now. I don't keep up with the Qanon insanity.

    • @maijaliepa119
      @maijaliepa119 Před 3 lety +13

      @Aryan Patel 🦋🌸🦋 i am positive my phone (10 years old) can read my thoughts. Sometimes when I am wishing I could investigate this or that .... by golly “it” appears on my u-tube feed ... plus things come up as a result of fone conversations and lots of other “pop-ups” of info all the time ... am I being watched ... yup 🦅🦉🦅🦉🦅

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 Před 3 lety +29

      @EM Nobody knows you. Nobody cares about you. No-one is tracking you. They aren't doing it by satellite, by mobile phone or by micro chip. What is more they have no plans to track you. In the great scheme of things, you (and I for that matter) just don't matter.

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 Před 3 lety +5

      @EM Sorry if I misunderstood, EM. I must have missed the sarcasm, my bad.

  • @TobiAnimados
    @TobiAnimados Před 3 lety +3

    Why no one try this with a piece of paper between skin and magnet to see if it's really magnetism or simply an oily irritated skin holding the magnet? If the magnet falls, there is nothing magnetic in the phenomenon. I have not received any shots, but I'm curious.

    • @ironhandscrypto4446
      @ironhandscrypto4446 Před 3 lety +2

      There's too much video evidence now to deny that this is happening.

  • @anthonyquiroz8783
    @anthonyquiroz8783 Před 2 lety +3

    It’s funny until you try it and you’re able to stick a heavy fork to your shoulder.

  • @Austden
    @Austden Před 3 lety +27

    Studfinders don't even find metal hahahaha.

    • @jimemcdowell
      @jimemcdowell Před 3 lety +2

      Shhh...logic and facts will scare them.

    • @Stormy575
      @Stormy575 Před 3 lety

      🤣

    • @47f0
      @47f0 Před 3 lety

      Nope. Most of them do have a metal setting. The Project Farm CZcams channel did a shootout between stud detectors about half a year ago, and most of them had wire and metal detection capabilities. Some of them even worked...

    • @Austden
      @Austden Před 3 lety +2

      @@47f0 ah how you missed the point haha. Thank you for giving me my morning dose of “Humanity is doomed”

    • @genkijin
      @genkijin Před 3 lety +2

      Some do bro! Because there are METAL STUDS TOO! quick google search can tell you that!

  • @greenspinner5024
    @greenspinner5024 Před 3 lety +141

    So, Jimmy, what is your scientific explanation for the Magnet Challenge?

    • @celticsunrise8764
      @celticsunrise8764 Před 3 lety +7

      Some have theorized it may be due to nanoparticles which contain a ferrous metal currently used in other therapeutics. Pets and humans with microchip implants can safely have diagnostic MRI's. That being said, the Swedes are embracing chip implants even outside the workplace and 60 minutes ran a segment on 4/11 about one with EUA undergoing clinical trials in soldiers to detect this virus.

    • @greenspinner5024
      @greenspinner5024 Před 3 lety +8

      @@celticsunrise8764 Thank you. Do you know something about SM-102 and luciferase?

    • @greenspinner5024
      @greenspinner5024 Před 3 lety +6

      @@celticsunrise8764 And some magnetic hydrogel, maybe?

    • @celticsunrise8764
      @celticsunrise8764 Před 3 lety +25

      @@greenspinner5024 Do you because I'm still learning about this nightmare?! Does the MIT micro-needle vaccine/record keeping tattoo contain that dye? The majority of people on these types of threads are so arrogant but apparently do little independent research. I'm so tired of the ignorant phrase ... "Why would the government want to track you when...". These devices are able to do so much more than simple tracking and the 4th industrial revolution is almost here.

    • @greenspinner5024
      @greenspinner5024 Před 3 lety +2

      There was an article written on December 18th 2019 by Anne Trafford on MIT's site, about that "magic" dye.

  • @sunnydayz8747
    @sunnydayz8747 Před 2 lety +1

    This crowd has got the combined IQ of a doormat

  • @arturos.l.2248
    @arturos.l.2248 Před 3 lety +7

    3:07 these are the same people saying “Why are you scared of a chip, they track you on your phone”

  • @chrisbriggs3111
    @chrisbriggs3111 Před 3 lety +56

    The guy that found the stud tested it in his right arm, the magnet test in the store was in the left arm!! He had many microchips 😂😂

    • @eldhosekp9508
      @eldhosekp9508 Před 3 lety +3

      He is the StoreHouse Of MicroChips🤣🤣. He is on the run to become the next TechnoGiant

    • @KatieCabo
      @KatieCabo Před 3 lety +7

      I was gonna say the same thing but then I noticed everything behind him in the 2nd video (Lysol, etc) was backwards. Don’t know why the video is flipped but it’s still funny! People will believe anything!

    • @robertcarroll840
      @robertcarroll840 Před 3 lety +6

      @@KatieCabo THAT BECAUSE I USED THE SELFIE CAMERA WHEN I FILMED, WHEREAS, IN THE STORE, THE BACK SIDE CAMERA WAS USED.
      SELFIE CAMERAS REVERSE THE IMAGES.
      ALWAYS MY LEFT ARM.

    • @TimmyDarkness
      @TimmyDarkness Před 3 lety +5

      @@robertcarroll840 I was gonna mention this as well, but without the caps
      That magnet must be messing with your keyboard 🤣
      One question though, since the whole microchip thing is done by the government:
      Name me one national IT project that was a major succes, and then think about this being a global conspiracy....
      I don't think they can pull it off 🤣
      *The edit was a typo

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 Před 3 lety +1

      Off comment question...❓❓❓
      Do both injections need to go into same arm❓❓❓

  • @Shingo777jnr
    @Shingo777jnr Před 3 lety +129

    that's a t-shirt "Just wear a f*cking mask" 😂

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 Před 3 lety

      A virus is much smaller than the weave grid of a mask. Which makes masks basically useless for virus purposes. However, a mask is an excellent source from which to develop bacterial pneumonia as your breath provides a warm, moist environment for bacteria to grow in.
      Expecting a mask will protect you from viruses is like standing behind a chain-link fence to protect yourself from someone with a shotgun. Thus there is no logical reason to wear a face mask.

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 Před 3 lety

      You she entity lifeforces (including she entity lifeforces currently existing in XY DNA template bodies) do the strangest things. You always have some sort of goofy fashion fad thingy going on that makes no sense.

  • @sarahxu1242
    @sarahxu1242 Před 3 lety +3

    Idk I seen it and it’s very true so idk why they try to cover up their lies

  • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904

    Notice he had to say ‘microchip’. They’re talking about magnetism, not chips