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  • Stephen celebrates NASA’s successful lunar orbit, puzzles over Marjorie Taylor Greene’s speech to New York’s Young Republicans, and looks at the bizarre circumstances surrounding a coup attempt in Germany.
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +1362

    Germany arrests them, we elect them.

    • @graham974
      @graham974 Před rokem +55

      We are doing this wrong!

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Před rokem +141

      Because Germany knows what electing them can lead to.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před rokem

      @Don Quarnstrom Germany has the shame of electing one of those. Alas, America is Shameless and stupid

    • @atlasfeynman1039
      @atlasfeynman1039 Před rokem

      They weren't elected?

    • @cpt_nordbart
      @cpt_nordbart Před rokem

      Not totally True. We have some far right idiots too and they get votes.

  • @scottcromwell3387
    @scottcromwell3387 Před rokem +424

    Marjorie Taylor Greene is the reason we don't use lead paint anymore.

  • @VulpeRenard
    @VulpeRenard Před rokem +121

    "We would have won." I didn't know you could win at treason. Learn something new every day.

    • @augustrempelewert4377
      @augustrempelewert4377 Před rokem +1

      I mean, the general concept of "winning at treason" has TONS of precedent. The American Revolution won. The French Revolution won. Texas succeeded at leaving Mexico and joining the U.S. instead. Historically speaking, it happens all the time.

    • @danfreeman5301
      @danfreeman5301 Před rokem +1

      George III said the very same thing, "Who knew?"

  • @leoh3616
    @leoh3616 Před rokem +708

    As a German I can say that I am very proud of our police to actually prevent a coup from even happening.

    • @Flutschfingerbaron
      @Flutschfingerbaron Před rokem

      Was? Nazifressen sind auch in der Polizei. Sage nur NSU 2.0

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Před rokem

      @@Flutschfingerbaron klar, "Nazifressen" gibt es in fast jeder Institution.

    • @srw30
      @srw30 Před rokem +15

      Der Verfassungsschutz könnte aber deutlich weiter gehen. Aber akute Bedrohung werden gut gelöst, nur präventiv wie gesagt ausbaufähig (auch in den eigenen Reihen)

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Před rokem +19

      It was impressive. They all have their hands full.

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Před rokem +23

      @@srw30 klar. Ich finds aber schon irgendwie Hammer, dass wir auf der ganzen Welt als Beispiel für eine wehrhafte Demokratie gefeiert werden, das ist schon nicht schlecht

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +518

    She should have immediately been disqualified and removed from office, for not living up to her oath.

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Před rokem +47

      Also lying under oath.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před rokem +5

      For one of the great accomplishments of a GOP official?! 🤯

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +27

      @@justsaying14 if by that you mean treason, then yes. Definitely.

    • @bornwithoutprivilege2050
      @bornwithoutprivilege2050 Před rokem +3

      But not living up to their oath is most politicians.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před rokem +9

      @@bornwithoutprivilege2050 Don't whataboutise your insurrectionary friends 🤓

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +2390

    Marjorie Green legitimately just outed herself in full. “If I did it.” And what’s infuriating is that she will be allowed to keep her job and not suffer any consequences whatsoever. The GOP is just insane.

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra Před rokem +109

      Our country is not what it once was.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před rokem +61

      Didn't O.J. do the same thing?

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před rokem

      Maybe if someone were to..... I don't know be positive with Covid 19 and then cough in her face

    • @jamesc7894
      @jamesc7894 Před rokem +6

      It wasn’t an admission of guilt.

    • @jamesc7894
      @jamesc7894 Před rokem +16

      @@aggressiveattitudeera887 , he was responsible for murder. Big difference

  • @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ
    @CLYMA1.5CHAINZ Před rokem +191

    "Speaking of things that should be launched into space, Marjorie Taylor Green" 🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏼👍🏼

    • @helenknapp2084
      @helenknapp2084 Před rokem

      I vote she be sent to Mars. She has to be from outer space 😂

    • @110100111000
      @110100111000 Před rokem

      It always seems like a good idea m.czcams.com/video/Us2Z-WC9rao/video.html

    • @carldeithorn3450
      @carldeithorn3450 Před rokem

      If they strap her to the nose of the booster rocket, then there should still be PLENTY of room inside!

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 Před rokem +1

      My drink rear ended, and nearly came out through my nose!😂

    • @vaderbaby
      @vaderbaby Před rokem +2

      That's the best idea I've heard for what should be done with MTG🤣! Hopefully we can add a few more, err, a lot more.

  • @m.d.5463
    @m.d.5463 Před rokem +219

    'Speaking of things that should be launched into space: Georgia congressman Marjorie Taylor Green!' - Stephen, you topped yourself! That was the utmost hilarious transition you made that I can remember! 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🥰🥰🥰

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +601

    When is America going to wake up and do something about these people? If it was a non-government worker, they would already be in jail for life.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před rokem

      The Democrats like this new, extreme version of the GOP… it improves their chances at the ballot box. You don’t think that a record number of Americans voted for the current POTUS because they were excited about Joe Biden, do you?

    • @kylearmstrong21
      @kylearmstrong21 Před rokem +19

      Never unfortunately... they will always keep getting away with everything.

    • @gladlawson61
      @gladlawson61 Před rokem

      Dude. Half of them are nazi kkk supporters that hide behind god.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +1

      Margarine Toilet Green is proof that if you're a) white and b) rich in America, you practically win at everything forever.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před rokem

      Because you need brown skin and a hijab to be considered a terrorist in this country. *PERIOD.*

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +494

    The fact that MTG wasn't immediately arrested and removed from Congress after those statements says a lot about our country and our justice system. Even more terrifying is that there are people who actually wanted the Jewish space lasers lady to represent them!

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen Před rokem +32

      MTG still being allowed to spew her garbage makes a mockery of the laws of the U.S. It's like anything goes, anyone can say anything and it's a lot of meh's and shoulder shrugs. And maybe, eventually, probably, ever so slowly there will be action...someday, I guess.

    • @blackthornsloe8049
      @blackthornsloe8049 Před rokem +30

      I keep asking what the hell is wrong with America that these people are still.walking around . Don't the people who took an oath to protect this country care ? Are they all like her ?

    • @normanacree1635
      @normanacree1635 Před rokem +3

      @courage: She would be reelected tomorrow in a landslide.

    • @aftersexhighfives
      @aftersexhighfives Před rokem

      Yes please, get this disgrace out of my state. Drawn and quartered.

    • @aftersexhighfives
      @aftersexhighfives Před rokem +10

      @normanacree1635 I don't know as the Crow flies I'm only about 30 miles from where she got elected and those people are really really embarrassed. It's over an hour to drive there, thankfully. But it's so far into the sticks it's almost south Carolina.

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers Před rokem +25

    Sinema's every expression screams 'I got a taste of power and I want more. More attention, more fawning and courting and bribing as a deciding vote. Both sides will lick my feet to try to get me on board and I love it.'

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos Před rokem +19

    Sinema: "Oh, you know me, I'll just go whichever way the most money flows." DUMP THIS LADY FAST

  • @starrdust13
    @starrdust13 Před rokem +252

    “She was a Democrat?” 😂😂😂

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před rokem

      Indeed no, she was not. She was, is, and always will be, a Karen.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před rokem +4

      Never.

  • @rasmie8858
    @rasmie8858 Před rokem +676

    Sinema really told her constituents that her going independent will "change nothing"
    I think your constituents know that nothing will change as long as you remain in office, Ms. Sinema

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před rokem +22

      So when does the recall effort begin?

    • @jeromesullivan4015
      @jeromesullivan4015 Před rokem +4

      My rescues could primary her, in an Alpha sort of way…

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering Před rokem +5

      As long as corporate donors are allowed definitely

    • @JSees
      @JSees Před rokem +10

      Karen Enema

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Před rokem

      Yeah, she and Manchin will continue to vote against anything that benefits Americans.

  • @roysmith8071
    @roysmith8071 Před rokem +27

    By declaring that they would have won she's admitting they lost
    Take it for what it's worth

  • @kgames1748
    @kgames1748 Před rokem +29

    "Osama been cooking" just might get me kicked out of my apartment from laughing wayyy too loud at 3 am😅😅😅

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +793

    Naturally, Kirsten Sinema tries to rain on everyone's parade as soon as something good happens to someone who's not her. She's a Karen through and through.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +31

      Never liked her anyway.

    • @brianfeddersen8124
      @brianfeddersen8124 Před rokem +25

      @@couragekarnga8735 would seem to be why she did it. She KNEW she was going to get primaried next time so she took the weakest option and ran. Thinking it would prevent dems standing a candidate next time as they wouldn't want to split the vote. She signed her political death warrant and while I dislike Manchin for holding up the filibuster at least he has been consistent.

    • @JoshSees
      @JoshSees Před rokem +6

      Leading the flaccid caucus

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před rokem +18

      those 30 pieces of silver only require selling your soul (psych! she doesn't have one).

    • @Artista_Frustrado
      @Artista_Frustrado Před rokem +35

      petition to replace the term Karen with Sinema as she clearly represents the concept way better

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard Před rokem +1161

    MTG has spent the last two years claiming the January 6th prisoners are being "mistreated". Now, she says the only problem with their plan is they didn't use weapons. Does this woman ever listen to herself talk?

    • @morebirdsandroses
      @morebirdsandroses Před rokem +78

      It might be all she ever listens to😝

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před rokem +61

      Yah, she's been bonkers for ages, before she ever was elected to Congress.

    • @cappiece3786
      @cappiece3786 Před rokem +37

      She might get what she's asking for one day but if it all comes unglued she will be one of the first ones not to like it 💯

    • @michaelrobertson4896
      @michaelrobertson4896 Před rokem +1

      Obviously not. Honestly I can’t tell if she’s crazy, stupid or just a raging b itch, though I’m tempted to say she’s all 3.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +1

      You know, people have been wondering what's wrong with America. Well, I've figured it out! It's the fact that traitors still not only walk amongst us freely and without public rebuke or censure, but occupy the very deliberative body they sought to overturn! The fact that MTG can make the statements she's made and not immediately be arrested for sedition, admitting that she would've committed seditious conspiracy or admitting that she would have aided and abetted the domestic enemies of the United States, that's what's wrong with this country! It makes my blood boil to think of how many people are sitting in prison for daring to possess an ounce of weed, while the orchestrator (haha has the word traitor in it!) of the worst attack on American democracy since its creation is allowed to run for the office he so deeply betrayed! How is this possible in America? I don't know why this made me especially angry. Maybe it's because we're coming up on the second anniversary of J6, and the narcissistic, wholly irredeemable, wretched husk of an orange fart that started it all is not only walking free, but has the unmitigated gall to expect us to trust him with power that he has proved so clearly unworthy of! Garland, you better do something, and soon, if you don't want to be remembered for being slow to act when your country's very existence was in jeopardy! Wow! That felt really good! Oh, and yall damn well better vote in 2024, or I'm kicking some butt!

  • @gijgij4541
    @gijgij4541 Před rokem +74

    For those of us of a certain age, watching the Orion splashdown in the Pacific, after descending under the trinity of parachutes, was decidedly nostalgia invoking. The last time I saw such I was 11 years old.

    • @derpett9999
      @derpett9999 Před rokem +1

      Definitely! For everyone who is old enough to have seen the last time we were on the moon and those that were not, it was incredible. One of my family members who watched it with me said it reminded him of staying up late at night watching Story working on hubble. It was absolutely awe-inspiring, everyone who has worked so hard to get us back to this point are incredible.

  • @alisonbird5491
    @alisonbird5491 Před rokem +5

    Can anyone please explain to me why Steve Bannon is not serving the sentence he was given? 🤨🤨🙄🙄

  • @williamjones7163
    @williamjones7163 Před rokem +306

    Sinema asked for campaign donations as a Democrat. I gave her donations as a Democrat. I have been defrauded by Sinema. I want my money back.

    • @Mortiis558
      @Mortiis558 Před rokem +25

      Why would you donate to her at all tho??

    • @pattykelly6621
      @pattykelly6621 Před rokem +41

      Yes, you have. She can be an independent if she wants. But her constituents elected a Democrat. Her resignation should already have been issued

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Před rokem +27

      Perhaps a class action suit is in order?

    • @stamina4days
      @stamina4days Před rokem +7

      @Diana B Sure. Then, they will be in charge of investigating themselves. They will wait a few days and then conclude they did nothing wrong.

    • @oliviaturner7388
      @oliviaturner7388 Před rokem

      Get in line! She defrauded a lot of people! Voting against all the very things that she ran on.

  • @susanhennessy5599
    @susanhennessy5599 Před rokem +815

    Thank you so much for describing Sinema perfectly. I am part of that 57% of Arizonans who despise her.

  • @catwhisperer968
    @catwhisperer968 Před rokem +26

    Oh a weekend full of news in less than 10 minutes with a touch of zing, added flair & 90 % laugh! Thank you I needed this

  • @kepler186f4
    @kepler186f4 Před rokem +5

    "Nothing will change about my values or behaviour...", it's the money I'm after.

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs Před rokem +524

    Sinema couldn't stand the thought that the Democrats in the Senate would have a little breathing room and get things done without her personal permission. Hence her move immediately following Warnock's election, a screw you to the Democrats, and her snarky response to Tapper. She wants the Democrats to come begging again, and she revels in being ultra coy while serving her Wall Street overlords, most notably big pharma. Sinema is a self-styled maverick who thinks she's a fashion icon because she wears cutesy little outfits instead of suits. (Spoiler alert: She's not.)

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před rokem +9

      She could still do all that as a Democrat. What extra advantage does going independent do for her?

    • @jackkomisar458
      @jackkomisar458 Před rokem +65

      @@terri6854 She avoids a Democratic primary challenge that she is likely to lose.

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson Před rokem +26

      @@jackkomisar458 More likely being obstinate. She will have to face the election regardless, Democrat or “independent”. But this way she can act out just as it pleases her, that’s true.

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 Před rokem +22

      @@jackkomisar458 That's no advantage. She's going to lose anyway.

    • @ameliaalastairmoon4145
      @ameliaalastairmoon4145 Před rokem

      @@telebubba5527 Yes, she will lose, no one but her corporate owners like her. But running as an Independent she could split the Democratic vote. With a primary, she'd just get kicked out of the race, immediately losing any political relevance or bargaining power. She's retaining the power to damage and blackmail the Democratic Party, which seems like all she really ever wanted anyway.

  • @thatotherguy7596
    @thatotherguy7596 Před rokem +116

    Unfortunately, a large portion of the people in Congress have forsaken their duty to the American people. It's time to cut Congressional pay and benefits.

    • @nicholasgiffin847
      @nicholasgiffin847 Před rokem +2

      I totally agree let's pay them the minium wage of $15 per hour and take away their retirement system from them and seize all of their money and give it to the real poor in this country.

    • @thatotherguy7596
      @thatotherguy7596 Před rokem

      @@nicholasgiffin847 Congress was NEVER intended to be a place of permanent employment. As such they are NOT entitled to many of their current benefits. Stop the thieves‼️

    • @kellyburket6955
      @kellyburket6955 Před rokem

      You mean the Republicans of course!

  • @Miri658
    @Miri658 Před rokem +3

    I'm from a german aristocratic family and I know at least 6 relatives who are called "Wolf Thilo".
    also there are big family gatherings every second year, with lots of Wolf Thilo's present :)

  • @alexandradaniele
    @alexandradaniele Před rokem +2

    Sinema doesn't have anything to do with her constituents, that is definitely not going to change.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před rokem +25

    "Speaking of things that should be launched into space, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene....."

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 Před rokem +42

    MTG fills up the Basket of Deplorable all by herself.
    Not that she is the only one with that "forte", unfortunately...

  • @kathydittmer9659
    @kathydittmer9659 Před rokem +11

    What she was trying to say is,”you all don’t have to worry your pretty little heads about what we do in Washington.”

  • @GildaLee27
    @GildaLee27 Před rokem +2

    They call him Heinie!🤣

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +116

    Kyrsten is a star in her own selfish Sinematic Universe.

  • @democratpatriot6752
    @democratpatriot6752 Před rokem +520

    The Dems need to be working overtime to ensure that America remains a democracy.

    • @johntomasini3916
      @johntomasini3916 Před rokem +6

      Round them up, move em out, lock em up, Democracy.

    • @Vscustomprinting
      @Vscustomprinting Před rokem

      You are so full of shite if you dont think america is an oligarchy, controlled by special interests.

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Před rokem +2

      Do u think?

    • @MrNewktrane
      @MrNewktrane Před rokem

      Well then what should like minded voters be working on to ensure that America remains a democracy?! Because not increasing seats in the Senate by huge numbers - & thus making both of the Republican Billionaire's favorites to
      donate to : the Chin of West Virginia & this freak from Arizona completely irrelevant & also losing the House can't be it right? Those claiming to be sane voters have to turn out & do better. Wisconsin putting conspiracy wing nut Ron
      Johnson back in by a mere 27,000 votes & Florida sending back Little Markie Rubio to add 6 more years as the Senator who doesn't even show up half the time to vote- isn't cutting it. Granted, Florida's slightly different from
      Wisconsin only in the sense that Rubio has a guaranteed lifetime job that he doesn't really want- thanks to that huge voting demographic combo of White Seniors & Conservative Cubans. But my point remains- voters who give lip service only have to do a better job in actually coming out and voting these GQP representatives out.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před rokem +34

      Or maybe the Republicans could cool it with the fascism?

  • @BuildinWings
    @BuildinWings Před rokem +5

    They WERE armed. I watched those hearings.

  • @sandrafelix7015
    @sandrafelix7015 Před rokem +8

    "Speaking of things that should be launched into space, GA congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green" Stephen punchline on this came in perfectly with the expected laughter and cheer from the crowd and I LOL. Love you Stephen!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +79

    If you watch that whole video, you can hear the crowd cheer when Marge states they'd be armed and 'win' the insurrection. They aren't even pretending that's not what it was anymore, and that they will, the minute they think they can get away with it... try again.

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před rokem

      Domestic terrorism is our country's biggest threat. We just didn't expect the terrorists to be elected legislators.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před rokem

      White supremacists are *way* outnumbered by normal people in this country. We aren’t 1930’s Germany, where about 90% of the people got sucked in by the “racial superiority” crap

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc Před rokem +13

      Yeah what ever happened to peaceful terrorists, er, I mean tourists!

    • @fnvfan0145
      @fnvfan0145 Před rokem

      It sounds like a bloodbath, if the "revolutionaries" had firearms I'm sure the National Guard/military would be brought in. Maybe they institute martial law. Space Laser Lady's playing with napalm and it's not gonna end well for anyone involved.

    • @nightpandas7178
      @nightpandas7178 Před rokem

      Honestly, I almost hope they do try again, Biden would have the military fighting back like it should have the last time these eggheads fucked around

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 Před rokem +679

    imagine telling people "nothing will change about my values or my behavior" when you're rocking a FIVE PERCENT approval rating.

    • @Michael-tl2yj
      @Michael-tl2yj Před rokem +2

      Sounds like Joe Biden, hypocrites

    • @hospicedragon96
      @hospicedragon96 Před rokem +79

      @@Michael-tl2yj personally GFY

    • @hospicedragon96
      @hospicedragon96 Před rokem +22

      Sinema is waking up your wedding morning and realizing This is going to be the biggest mistake of your entire life but being so petrified of backing out now you submit to knowing you will never be happy again the rest of your life.

    • @charliewarren5586
      @charliewarren5586 Před rokem +62

      @@Michael-tl2yj why not just say what you like about MTG, and your team? Which parts of what they say do you like the best? And which of the things they say are you willing to ignore?

    • @Michael-tl2yj
      @Michael-tl2yj Před rokem

      @@hospicedragon96 just continue to ignore what the democrats are doing and focus on nonsense propaganda, disgusting hypocrites

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Před rokem +3

    A safe splash town in the specific. Words to live by.

  • @eternalskeptic
    @eternalskeptic Před rokem +5

    He invited
    He incited
    They rioted
    Then he denied it
    Even though he'd implied it
    Now he must be indicted

  • @prinzchen17
    @prinzchen17 Před rokem +29

    ❤Thanks❤ from Germany for dunking on our dum-dums!

    • @srw30
      @srw30 Před rokem +1

      ➕1️⃣

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před rokem +432

    The GQP lecturing its opponents about law & order is like accepting cooking tips from Hannibal Lecter.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Před rokem +24

      And math lessons from Forrest Gump

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Před rokem

      Like the Democratic law and order of the summer of 2020. The Dems really handled that well. lol.

    • @Raven-um2wf
      @Raven-um2wf Před rokem +13

      I think I would trust them more than that lot

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Před rokem +9

      more like accepting cooking tips from Mrs O'Leary's cow.

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer Před rokem +22

      Not really, since Lecter was actually a legit good cook, at least as depicted in the series "Hannibal".
      It's more like taking abstinence advice from a raging drunk alcoholic.

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson Před rokem +5

    The Heinrich bit reminded me of a scene from Spies Like Us with Dan Akroyd & Chevy Chase where there's a receiving line and everyone greets each other, "Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor," etc.

  • @johntomasini3916
    @johntomasini3916 Před rokem +6

    I was wondering what Sinema's going price will be now, perhaps she could show us her price list to see which Bills are likely to pass.

  • @outlikeabitch
    @outlikeabitch Před rokem +65

    Does MTG honestly think she'd still be here if we'd been granted our space lazers?

    • @churrothiev8387
      @churrothiev8387 Před rokem

      Jew?

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Před rokem +10

      I know, right? She, Fuentes, Ye, and Trump would be literally the first four on the list!

    • @beansnrice321
      @beansnrice321 Před rokem +9

      "Does MTG honestly think?" No.

    • @nightpandas7178
      @nightpandas7178 Před rokem +4

      Right! She'd be at the top of the list

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před rokem +8

      Bernie Sanders would have called in the airstrike years ago. And then finished his soup.

  • @tuckgraph
    @tuckgraph Před rokem +89

    I'd like Rep. Taylor-Greene (if that's still her last name) to explain how her comments were sarcastic. There's a better chance that she doesn't understand sarcasm. She thinks it means camouflage.

    • @gafls3151
      @gafls3151 Před rokem +10

      That got me too. She uses a word thinking it's going to save her but it only shows how ignorant she is.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před rokem +4

      Imagine using sarcasm at a conference of people who don't even understand humour!

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před rokem +2

    MTG is real Coo-Coo.
    What type of American would ever support her?

  • @soral94
    @soral94 Před rokem +140

    "The poo poo" will always get me 🤣🤣

    • @virginiaf.5764
      @virginiaf.5764 Před rokem +10

      It's pretty funny. I think he'll get a lot of mileage out of that clip, like he did with "is potato"

    • @soral94
      @soral94 Před rokem +7

      "is potato" is perfect! Anything Russian: Is potato 🥔🥔🥔

    • @Xiannv.
      @Xiannv. Před rokem +5

      At her age, Nancy is still so cute. 😂

    • @Anti_Rabbit_Carrot
      @Anti_Rabbit_Carrot Před rokem

      To think some ppl believe she tortures babies, then drinks their blood; all the while worshipping satan. 🤷🏼

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před rokem

      If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being in the army, it’s never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a major got poo-poo’d, made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-poo’d it! Fatal error! Because it turned out all along that the soldier who’d poo-poo’d him had been poo-pooing a lot of other officers ... who poo-poo’d their poo-poos!
      In the end we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed ... by poo-poo!
      #Blackadder

  • @PattisKarriereKarten
    @PattisKarriereKarten Před rokem +48

    From Germany here: Indeed its common practice for ancient german royal families to use their titles. No one takes offense to that, but of course they don‘t have any Power. So he‘s a real Prince, but since that doesn’t mean anything anymore he‘s of course a weirdo as any other plotter of the group.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem

      Officially they're.mot allowed to use the titles. There's why the ones born in USA pretend it's their first name so it can be printed on their passports 🙄

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před rokem

      We have rich white people who pretend to be more important than they really are here, too.

    • @srw30
      @srw30 Před rokem +4

      Dankeschön, jetzt muss ich das nicht mehr schreiben 😀

  • @eugeniorenaldo
    @eugeniorenaldo Před rokem +6

    I love it when they focus on the band playing at the end. Do it more, please !

  • @janwoodworth1
    @janwoodworth1 Před rokem +1

    WATCH THIS SPACE,
    Muzzles for Marge!

  • @andrewkohler3707
    @andrewkohler3707 Před rokem +111

    Marjorie Greene and Kyrsten Sinema in one segment? Oof! (And how do *only* 57% of Arizona Democrats dislike her!?)

    • @shockwaveexp3465
      @shockwaveexp3465 Před rokem +11

      Arizona still has a sizable base of moderates that voted for Sinema, which is a small hindrance. While further polarization of both parties is a double edged sword, seeing how over 50% of republicans and even independents disapproving of her tenure shows that her days in the Senate are numbered. She cleverly switched to independent to avoid a Democratic primary that she would most definitely lose to a popular progressive candidate. Here’s hoping she doesn’t split the vote too much to hand the seat to a Republican.

    • @andrewkohler3707
      @andrewkohler3707 Před rokem +9

      @@shockwaveexp3465 She exhibits such extraordinary and palpable contempt for her constituents that I cannot imagine she is unaware of the degree to which she is alienating them. I've been assuming that she's just decided to do one term in the Senate and that she has plans for something else once the six years are up, but then again, one should never underestimate the hubris of something like this.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Před rokem +4

      Well see, there's also "detest", "despise", "can't stand", "find revolting", "abhor", "loathe", "hate".... all of those have different ratings.
      I guess 57% of Arizona Democrats are just nice enough to just say they "dislike" her, just to get the point across.

    • @andrewkohler3707
      @andrewkohler3707 Před rokem +2

      @@chrisrj9871 Good point! I'd go with "deplore" and throw in "despise" for good measure - maybe also "abominate" if I'm feeling indulgent.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Před rokem +4

      @@andrewkohler3707 - Yeah my vocabulary needs to become more effulgent...

  • @wowfriend2250
    @wowfriend2250 Před rokem +24

    As an independent, we don’t claim Sinema as one of us.

  • @lisadial9740
    @lisadial9740 Před rokem +4

    "Bones and all..." eating bones is how Marjorie got where she is today".

  • @plmills929
    @plmills929 Před rokem +4

    I must need more coffee...at the start of the monologue, I am sure he said, 'a splash town in the specific'. I listened several times. lol

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před rokem +122

    “Marjorie T. Greene: The queen of Karens.”
    - Jimmy Kimmel

  • @AlbertGuilmont
    @AlbertGuilmont Před rokem +12

    Don't worry, Marjorie's real message is "we'll do it better next time".

  • @Robert-xy4gi
    @Robert-xy4gi Před rokem +3

    Maybe Margery would be happier if she shopped at Target and CVS? Her husband did leave her…

  • @mystemo1980
    @mystemo1980 Před rokem +10

    Stephen on point tonight. Some great jokes in this monologue

  • @Deathstorm501
    @Deathstorm501 Před rokem +60

    As a blue Arizonan, the loss of Sinema from the party is a hefty blow to me, because I now have one less Democrat I can point at and say, "Look, I disagree with some Dems as much as I do with the Republicans."

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +127

    Sinema will be haunted by that thumbs down for years to come...

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t Před rokem

      Hey you again

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před rokem +19

      She’ll be fine, she’ll have a very lucrative and cushy private-sector job starting in 2025

    • @deborahbarnes6741
      @deborahbarnes6741 Před rokem +28

      As she should be. What a melodramatic, childish way for a United States Senator to behave.

    • @KatySueWho
      @KatySueWho Před rokem +11

      Only if there’s real justice in this world, or if karma exists at all.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před rokem

      Hopefully not only thumbs 😈

  • @bregancool980
    @bregancool980 Před rokem +3

    Extra, extra monologue! 😂😂😂😂😂 So much gold

  • @nerdaterp
    @nerdaterp Před rokem +1

    Arizona has no love for Kirsten Sinema.
    She knew that if she didn't switch to being registered as an independent, she would lose her primary.
    A lot of us are saying "good riddance to bad rubbish"

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee Před rokem +109

    Seeing little Stephen Colbert made my day. Seriously.

    • @Bright_Light_Love
      @Bright_Light_Love Před rokem +3

      And no floppy ear yet. Poor little bugger. And so cute! LOL

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 Před rokem +4

      IKR?
      My mom heart just took two extra beats to see those soulful, big, brown eyes.
      What a little doll…❤

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 Před rokem

      IKR?
      My mom heart just took two extra beats to see those soulful, big, brown eyes.
      What a little doll…❤

  • @elizabethpowers7540
    @elizabethpowers7540 Před rokem +46

    Who knew Target had the most accurate corporate logo ever.

  • @vincentmacgillivray8594
    @vincentmacgillivray8594 Před rokem +3

    Just thought I'd let you know this old guy in Scotland loves watching your Late Show intro clips.

  • @artkincell
    @artkincell Před rokem +5

    I think Herman's Hermits had a song about all those Henry/Heinrich the 8th they were.

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger Před rokem +24

    "Speaking of things that should be shot into space" Preferably, without a space suit.

  • @lky5951
    @lky5951 Před rokem +102

    Nothing better than listening to Stephen joking about serious shit going down here in Germany (while drinking morning coffee)😂 finally, we want more!

    • @dhanmatiekhan6008
      @dhanmatiekhan6008 Před rokem

      9

    • @onamattapeeya
      @onamattapeeya Před rokem +1

      Are you a German citizen or someone living in germany, and what is your take on the attempted restoration of the monarchy?

    • @lky5951
      @lky5951 Před rokem

      @@onamattapeeya
      Citizen. Well, these lunatics are similar to yours. But they are a small minority, in my view they are very powerless (especially compared to the US und rightwing). Of course there are dangerous individuals and groups but they are as far away as it gets from overthrowing democracy. I think the US Problem is way more dangerous and complicated (and all the weaponry your nuts got… bruv)

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Před rokem +4

      Same here pal! Morning with Stephen are the best

    • @ichmeiner4531
      @ichmeiner4531 Před rokem +14

      @@onamattapeeya hey there 🙂 I'm from Germany, the overall reaction was something between appreciation for the police to round them up before anything happened and roaring laughter at how batcrap insane, delusional, separated from reality and ridiculous those weirdos are. Hope that helps!

  • @spaceface2918
    @spaceface2918 Před rokem +3

    Safe splashtown in the specific... all we can hope for 😂
    Just joshin' ya, good show as always stephen!

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie366 Před rokem +197

    And in other news, Lauren Boebert officially got re-elected today, as the automatic recount in her district was just finished. I’m so pissed that she won by only about 500 votes. But on the other hand, she was expected to win easily so this could be a bad sign for her in 2024 if she doesn’t change her ways over the next two years

    • @MeerkatADV
      @MeerkatADV Před rokem +28

      She's in one of the conservative districts in the nation, and she lost her own county, both times. She'll be gone before long.

    • @ellenlandowski1659
      @ellenlandowski1659 Před rokem +10

      Recount!!!!

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před rokem +38

      She doesn't strike me as the sort of person who learns from their mistakes.

    • @goahead3995
      @goahead3995 Před rokem +1

      This is a country where a high school dropout can be a law maker!
      Only in America 🇺🇸 😪

    • @georgiarn3915
      @georgiarn3915 Před rokem +20

      All I wanted for Christmas was for Boebert to lose her seat to Adam Frisch. 😩

  • @sarahbarrett1247
    @sarahbarrett1247 Před rokem +71

    Love how they are always shocked by being able to buy stuff in supermarkets yet they aren’t shocked you can buy guns there too 😆

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před rokem +2

      Are the toys stocked in an AO area? Um... with the guns?
      Genuine question. I'm in another country and have no idea how the any of this works 😕

    • @carldeithorn3450
      @carldeithorn3450 Před rokem +2

      🤷 "Can you help me, please? I'm looking for dildos, and butt plugs. Which aisle are they in?"
      👨 "Dildos, and butt plugs? Sure!
      Those are in aisle 17. The gun aisle. Right next to the dildo, and butt plug, shaped guns. Try not to get them confused."
      🤦

    • @leslielewis40
      @leslielewis40 Před rokem +4

      What’s funny to me is that they don’t realize that the reason they know these things is because they were looking. If you’re not interested in buying something you would not likely find it, right?? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Furthermore, it’s not like someone is standing on the butt plug aisle offering samples. Nobody’s forcing them on anyone who doesn’t want one so what’s her deal?? Maybe that’s why her husband bounced.

  • @anthonylafleur8232
    @anthonylafleur8232 Před rokem +2

    😂 Oh Dear God I'll never look at a Target logo the same

  • @charlenebrownlow4677
    @charlenebrownlow4677 Před rokem +1

    PTL Stephen…you are the best. I am feeling so many different ways about the season of life we are all experiencing. Thank you for being you 💯💌!

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 Před rokem +68

    Sinema is for sale to the highest bidder. By going independent, she can charge more for a vote.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +5

      That she won't get now.

    • @shockwaveexp3465
      @shockwaveexp3465 Před rokem +1

      Not even independents like her and she would have been primaried to hell by Democratic progressives had she stayed Democrat. At this point see should start seeking a job in the private sector as a corporate consultant where she belongs.

  • @HeartlesSv420
    @HeartlesSv420 Před rokem +35

    Anybody else catch the "spashtown in the spacific"? Lol. I know monologues aren't as easy as he makes them look. I just found it amusing.

  • @PlumBerryCherries
    @PlumBerryCherries Před rokem +3

    Thanks for the laughs Stephen. I REALLY needed it. 🤣😂🤗🤭

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund Před rokem +2

    Actually, Stephen, the movie where MTG sides with the bad guys would be "Schindler's List".

  • @chrisl418
    @chrisl418 Před rokem +102

    After an incredibly hard day, you made me chuckle again and again. Thank you Steven. Thank you Steven's team!

    • @NexuJin
      @NexuJin Před rokem

      It's "Stephen", not Steven.

    • @tubelev
      @tubelev Před rokem

      Hey Chris, just stopping by to tell you that I hope the next day is gonna be easier.

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 Před rokem +148

    sinema literally was teaching ASU students a course on 'Developing Grants and Fundraising,' this is all she's about

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 Před rokem +17

      @The Great Gazoo Well. .....both.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před rokem +2

      Hey, she HAS vowed that this party change won't affect her values or her beliefs. That class would be just about the last time she actually spoke to Arizonans, so...🤷‍♀️

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Před rokem +3

      @The Great Gazoo Oh, it says plenty about her.

    • @onamattapeeya
      @onamattapeeya Před rokem

      @The Great Gazoo because why blame the actual person that actually did something wrong when you can blame an invisible boogeyman? Deep state, systemic racism, these are all intangible Concepts used to deflect blame from guilty people, blame the crooked politicians and racist cops, and stop chasing ghosts

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Před rokem +3

      @The Great Gazoo Well no, it says a lot about the dependence on campaign funding that allows large donors to get their hooks into candidates early on and keep them through under the table deals for post retirement perks .
      I would not be surprised if the average smart congressman leaves the job with at least half a dozen 'employment' positions that are little better than retirement packages requiring zero on site working hours per year, and likely a nice healthy stock offering to boot for many of them.

  • @guylarcher6005
    @guylarcher6005 Před rokem +5

    This was a hilarious monologue. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @amandahess151
    @amandahess151 Před rokem +1

    Can we charge MTG be charged with sedition already?

  • @entropybentwhistle
    @entropybentwhistle Před rokem +32

    Came for the dissing of Margerine Traitor Greed and Dustbin Enema, stayed for the Curtis Mayfield.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc Před rokem +17

    Hmmm. I wonder how MTG knows where Target even is if she can't find a bathroom?

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Před rokem

      She practices hitting that urinal cake every time she pees.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Před rokem +2

      "Anywhere is a bathroom when you can't hold it in anymore." - Some insurrectionist probably

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds Před rokem +1

      @@kingjamos2422 Lex Luthor in Superman II: "Why didn't you go before we left?"
      Ms Tessmacher: "That was two days ago."

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před rokem +1

      @@SeansModelBuilds Crap! That's who Sinema reminds me of! Not Miss Tessmacher, but the plain one who thought she was smarter.

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 Před rokem +1

      I have been on every isle of my local target and have not seen butt plugs.

  • @KINGCUZ51773
    @KINGCUZ51773 Před rokem +2

    You was on point tonight Steven! Great skits!! 👍🏾☺️❤️😂

  • @williamyoung7452
    @williamyoung7452 Před rokem +24

    This guy is hilarious, he is missed by so many people by only coming on T.V. late night.

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD Před rokem +6

      If only there was some other way to watch.

  • @m33ma2
    @m33ma2 Před rokem +110

    Why does it throw me into fits of giggles when he runs out of frame and then runs back through up close to the camera? 😂🤣 So frickin' funny!

  • @brandym.williams7314
    @brandym.williams7314 Před rokem +8

    Greene should not be in
    office.

  • @steveflor9942
    @steveflor9942 Před rokem +1

    Every MTG speech is an admission of guilt.

  • @fredkruse9444
    @fredkruse9444 Před rokem +2

    "Meet my brother Heinrich and my other brother Heinrich."

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před rokem +57

    Oh, but MTG was involved in the 1/6 planning
    Jan. 6 organizers say they held “dozens” of planning meetings with House Republicans: SALON
    "I remember Marjorie Taylor Greene specifically," one organizer told Rolling Stone. "I remember talking to probably close to a dozen other members at one point or another or their staffs. Greene, Boebert and Cawthorn were all newly elected members, sworn in only a few days before the event

    • @richardjones2455
      @richardjones2455 Před rokem +5

      I remember all that as well, seems like everyone else has forgotten it.

    • @AndiDuck
      @AndiDuck Před rokem +2

      @@richardjones2455
      Other "lawmakers who participated in the discussions included Reps. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz; Mo Brooks, R-Ala.; Andy Biggs, R-Ariz.; and Louie Gohmert, R-Texas
      Rep. Paul Gosar offered rally organizers "blanket pardons," according to two planners cooperating with Congress
      Both organizers also said that Mark Meadows, who was serving as then-President Trump’s chief of staff, played a significant role in discussions, “Meadows was 100 percent made aware of what was going on.”

    • @MrNewktrane
      @MrNewktrane Před rokem

      @@richardjones2455 She made a video about it coming out of the White House in December 2020, stable genius that she is. Which is why after Jan. 6th, she was contacting everyone & their mothers at the White House asking for a pardon. And the kicker of this is, this gerrymandered - elected Maga-Nut wasn't even sworn in yet. Only in America.

  • @Wildstar40
    @Wildstar40 Před rokem +16

    Nice to see Marjorie Toilet Greene is keeping her objectives in the toilet🚽

  • @lorie6985
    @lorie6985 Před rokem +1

    MJG should be removed from office for openly saying she would fight against democracy. Anyone who does not want democracy should not be holding office.

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 Před rokem +1

    Colbert, you were on fire with the accents and impressions, love the NASA nerd!

  • @paulwolstencroft4820
    @paulwolstencroft4820 Před rokem +55

    Synema has the right name because she is all about theatrics, desperate to be the star of her own show.

  • @ChainReactionsProductions

    5:04 don’t forget the cowboy, the Native American chief, the cop, the sailor, the construction worker and the leather man

    • @jlowens0114
      @jlowens0114 Před rokem +2

      I KNEW that list sounded familiar!

    • @barbaraperry5023
      @barbaraperry5023 Před rokem

      🎶 Y... M... C... A... 🎶 ( don't forget to do the gestures!)

  • @drrhobert
    @drrhobert Před rokem +1

    5:04 Colbert reciting Steve Miller band's "The Joker" with a fake German accent: "I'm joker, I'm smoker, I'm midnight toker. Some call him Maurice. Wuw-wouw!" Perfection.

  • @keithclanton7634
    @keithclanton7634 Před rokem +3

    Neither Trump nor MTG have suffered any real consequences for insurrection in a country where some received 40-year sentences for drug offenses.

  • @verenamichel2447
    @verenamichel2447 Před rokem +21

    In my German family Heinrich is a traditional name too! First born sons have been named after their grandfather either Heinrich or Bernard.
    This went on for generations until my grandfather (Heinrich) didn't have any sons.

    • @srw30
      @srw30 Před rokem

      Naja, so oft kommt das jetzt nicht vor 🙃

  • @crptnite
    @crptnite Před rokem +40

    Oh yeah! Now i remember who Kyrsten Sinema is...
    Thank you so much for the laughs, Stephen!!! You have no idea how much needed and appreciated you are 😊💜