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- Stephen celebrates NASA’s successful lunar orbit, puzzles over Marjorie Taylor Greene’s speech to New York’s Young Republicans, and looks at the bizarre circumstances surrounding a coup attempt in Germany.
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Germany arrests them, we elect them.
We are doing this wrong!
Because Germany knows what electing them can lead to.
@Don Quarnstrom Germany has the shame of electing one of those. Alas, America is Shameless and stupid
They weren't elected?
Not totally True. We have some far right idiots too and they get votes.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the reason we don't use lead paint anymore.
Seriously??
She uses it in her soup.
Oh is that what happened I just thought she was born that freaking stupid and crazy.
@@kingjamos2422 What is her soup of choice?
@@Auguur Gestapo soup, of course!
"We would have won." I didn't know you could win at treason. Learn something new every day.
I mean, the general concept of "winning at treason" has TONS of precedent. The American Revolution won. The French Revolution won. Texas succeeded at leaving Mexico and joining the U.S. instead. Historically speaking, it happens all the time.
George III said the very same thing, "Who knew?"
As a German I can say that I am very proud of our police to actually prevent a coup from even happening.
Was? Nazifressen sind auch in der Polizei. Sage nur NSU 2.0
@@Flutschfingerbaron klar, "Nazifressen" gibt es in fast jeder Institution.
Der Verfassungsschutz könnte aber deutlich weiter gehen. Aber akute Bedrohung werden gut gelöst, nur präventiv wie gesagt ausbaufähig (auch in den eigenen Reihen)
It was impressive. They all have their hands full.
@@srw30 klar. Ich finds aber schon irgendwie Hammer, dass wir auf der ganzen Welt als Beispiel für eine wehrhafte Demokratie gefeiert werden, das ist schon nicht schlecht
She should have immediately been disqualified and removed from office, for not living up to her oath.
Also lying under oath.
For one of the great accomplishments of a GOP official?! 🤯
@@justsaying14 if by that you mean treason, then yes. Definitely.
But not living up to their oath is most politicians.
@@bornwithoutprivilege2050 Don't whataboutise your insurrectionary friends 🤓
Marjorie Green legitimately just outed herself in full. “If I did it.” And what’s infuriating is that she will be allowed to keep her job and not suffer any consequences whatsoever. The GOP is just insane.
Our country is not what it once was.
Didn't O.J. do the same thing?
Maybe if someone were to..... I don't know be positive with Covid 19 and then cough in her face
It wasn’t an admission of guilt.
@@aggressiveattitudeera887 , he was responsible for murder. Big difference
"Speaking of things that should be launched into space, Marjorie Taylor Green" 🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏼👍🏼
I vote she be sent to Mars. She has to be from outer space 😂
It always seems like a good idea m.czcams.com/video/Us2Z-WC9rao/video.html
If they strap her to the nose of the booster rocket, then there should still be PLENTY of room inside!
My drink rear ended, and nearly came out through my nose!😂
That's the best idea I've heard for what should be done with MTG🤣! Hopefully we can add a few more, err, a lot more.
'Speaking of things that should be launched into space: Georgia congressman Marjorie Taylor Green!' - Stephen, you topped yourself! That was the utmost hilarious transition you made that I can remember! 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🥰🥰🥰
When is America going to wake up and do something about these people? If it was a non-government worker, they would already be in jail for life.
The Democrats like this new, extreme version of the GOP… it improves their chances at the ballot box. You don’t think that a record number of Americans voted for the current POTUS because they were excited about Joe Biden, do you?
Never unfortunately... they will always keep getting away with everything.
Dude. Half of them are nazi kkk supporters that hide behind god.
Margarine Toilet Green is proof that if you're a) white and b) rich in America, you practically win at everything forever.
Because you need brown skin and a hijab to be considered a terrorist in this country. *PERIOD.*
The fact that MTG wasn't immediately arrested and removed from Congress after those statements says a lot about our country and our justice system. Even more terrifying is that there are people who actually wanted the Jewish space lasers lady to represent them!
MTG still being allowed to spew her garbage makes a mockery of the laws of the U.S. It's like anything goes, anyone can say anything and it's a lot of meh's and shoulder shrugs. And maybe, eventually, probably, ever so slowly there will be action...someday, I guess.
I keep asking what the hell is wrong with America that these people are still.walking around . Don't the people who took an oath to protect this country care ? Are they all like her ?
@courage: She would be reelected tomorrow in a landslide.
Yes please, get this disgrace out of my state. Drawn and quartered.
@normanacree1635 I don't know as the Crow flies I'm only about 30 miles from where she got elected and those people are really really embarrassed. It's over an hour to drive there, thankfully. But it's so far into the sticks it's almost south Carolina.
Sinema's every expression screams 'I got a taste of power and I want more. More attention, more fawning and courting and bribing as a deciding vote. Both sides will lick my feet to try to get me on board and I love it.'
Sinema: "Oh, you know me, I'll just go whichever way the most money flows." DUMP THIS LADY FAST
“She was a Democrat?” 😂😂😂
Indeed no, she was not. She was, is, and always will be, a Karen.
Never.
Sinema really told her constituents that her going independent will "change nothing"
I think your constituents know that nothing will change as long as you remain in office, Ms. Sinema
So when does the recall effort begin?
My rescues could primary her, in an Alpha sort of way…
As long as corporate donors are allowed definitely
Karen Enema
Yeah, she and Manchin will continue to vote against anything that benefits Americans.
By declaring that they would have won she's admitting they lost
Take it for what it's worth
"Osama been cooking" just might get me kicked out of my apartment from laughing wayyy too loud at 3 am😅😅😅
Naturally, Kirsten Sinema tries to rain on everyone's parade as soon as something good happens to someone who's not her. She's a Karen through and through.
Never liked her anyway.
@@couragekarnga8735 would seem to be why she did it. She KNEW she was going to get primaried next time so she took the weakest option and ran. Thinking it would prevent dems standing a candidate next time as they wouldn't want to split the vote. She signed her political death warrant and while I dislike Manchin for holding up the filibuster at least he has been consistent.
Leading the flaccid caucus
those 30 pieces of silver only require selling your soul (psych! she doesn't have one).
petition to replace the term Karen with Sinema as she clearly represents the concept way better
MTG has spent the last two years claiming the January 6th prisoners are being "mistreated". Now, she says the only problem with their plan is they didn't use weapons. Does this woman ever listen to herself talk?
It might be all she ever listens to😝
Yah, she's been bonkers for ages, before she ever was elected to Congress.
She might get what she's asking for one day but if it all comes unglued she will be one of the first ones not to like it 💯
Obviously not. Honestly I can’t tell if she’s crazy, stupid or just a raging b itch, though I’m tempted to say she’s all 3.
You know, people have been wondering what's wrong with America. Well, I've figured it out! It's the fact that traitors still not only walk amongst us freely and without public rebuke or censure, but occupy the very deliberative body they sought to overturn! The fact that MTG can make the statements she's made and not immediately be arrested for sedition, admitting that she would've committed seditious conspiracy or admitting that she would have aided and abetted the domestic enemies of the United States, that's what's wrong with this country! It makes my blood boil to think of how many people are sitting in prison for daring to possess an ounce of weed, while the orchestrator (haha has the word traitor in it!) of the worst attack on American democracy since its creation is allowed to run for the office he so deeply betrayed! How is this possible in America? I don't know why this made me especially angry. Maybe it's because we're coming up on the second anniversary of J6, and the narcissistic, wholly irredeemable, wretched husk of an orange fart that started it all is not only walking free, but has the unmitigated gall to expect us to trust him with power that he has proved so clearly unworthy of! Garland, you better do something, and soon, if you don't want to be remembered for being slow to act when your country's very existence was in jeopardy! Wow! That felt really good! Oh, and yall damn well better vote in 2024, or I'm kicking some butt!
For those of us of a certain age, watching the Orion splashdown in the Pacific, after descending under the trinity of parachutes, was decidedly nostalgia invoking. The last time I saw such I was 11 years old.
Definitely! For everyone who is old enough to have seen the last time we were on the moon and those that were not, it was incredible. One of my family members who watched it with me said it reminded him of staying up late at night watching Story working on hubble. It was absolutely awe-inspiring, everyone who has worked so hard to get us back to this point are incredible.
Can anyone please explain to me why Steve Bannon is not serving the sentence he was given? 🤨🤨🙄🙄
Sinema asked for campaign donations as a Democrat. I gave her donations as a Democrat. I have been defrauded by Sinema. I want my money back.
Why would you donate to her at all tho??
Yes, you have. She can be an independent if she wants. But her constituents elected a Democrat. Her resignation should already have been issued
Perhaps a class action suit is in order?
@Diana B Sure. Then, they will be in charge of investigating themselves. They will wait a few days and then conclude they did nothing wrong.
Get in line! She defrauded a lot of people! Voting against all the very things that she ran on.
Thank you so much for describing Sinema perfectly. I am part of that 57% of Arizonans who despise her.
Arizonites? Arizonish? Arizonific?
Recall her
Got to be more than that. 80%? 😆
What's terrifying is that 43% of Arizonans side with her. That's no small number.
I am an Arizonan who can't wait to get rid of her in '24.
Oh a weekend full of news in less than 10 minutes with a touch of zing, added flair & 90 % laugh! Thank you I needed this
"Nothing will change about my values or behaviour...", it's the money I'm after.
Sinema couldn't stand the thought that the Democrats in the Senate would have a little breathing room and get things done without her personal permission. Hence her move immediately following Warnock's election, a screw you to the Democrats, and her snarky response to Tapper. She wants the Democrats to come begging again, and she revels in being ultra coy while serving her Wall Street overlords, most notably big pharma. Sinema is a self-styled maverick who thinks she's a fashion icon because she wears cutesy little outfits instead of suits. (Spoiler alert: She's not.)
She could still do all that as a Democrat. What extra advantage does going independent do for her?
@@terri6854 She avoids a Democratic primary challenge that she is likely to lose.
@@jackkomisar458 More likely being obstinate. She will have to face the election regardless, Democrat or “independent”. But this way she can act out just as it pleases her, that’s true.
@@jackkomisar458 That's no advantage. She's going to lose anyway.
@@telebubba5527 Yes, she will lose, no one but her corporate owners like her. But running as an Independent she could split the Democratic vote. With a primary, she'd just get kicked out of the race, immediately losing any political relevance or bargaining power. She's retaining the power to damage and blackmail the Democratic Party, which seems like all she really ever wanted anyway.
Unfortunately, a large portion of the people in Congress have forsaken their duty to the American people. It's time to cut Congressional pay and benefits.
I totally agree let's pay them the minium wage of $15 per hour and take away their retirement system from them and seize all of their money and give it to the real poor in this country.
@@nicholasgiffin847 Congress was NEVER intended to be a place of permanent employment. As such they are NOT entitled to many of their current benefits. Stop the thieves‼️
You mean the Republicans of course!
I'm from a german aristocratic family and I know at least 6 relatives who are called "Wolf Thilo".
also there are big family gatherings every second year, with lots of Wolf Thilo's present :)
Sinema doesn't have anything to do with her constituents, that is definitely not going to change.
"Speaking of things that should be launched into space, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene....."
MTG fills up the Basket of Deplorable all by herself.
Not that she is the only one with that "forte", unfortunately...
What she was trying to say is,”you all don’t have to worry your pretty little heads about what we do in Washington.”
They call him Heinie!🤣
Kyrsten is a star in her own selfish Sinematic Universe.
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The Dems need to be working overtime to ensure that America remains a democracy.
Round them up, move em out, lock em up, Democracy.
You are so full of shite if you dont think america is an oligarchy, controlled by special interests.
Do u think?
Well then what should like minded voters be working on to ensure that America remains a democracy?! Because not increasing seats in the Senate by huge numbers - & thus making both of the Republican Billionaire's favorites to
donate to : the Chin of West Virginia & this freak from Arizona completely irrelevant & also losing the House can't be it right? Those claiming to be sane voters have to turn out & do better. Wisconsin putting conspiracy wing nut Ron
Johnson back in by a mere 27,000 votes & Florida sending back Little Markie Rubio to add 6 more years as the Senator who doesn't even show up half the time to vote- isn't cutting it. Granted, Florida's slightly different from
Wisconsin only in the sense that Rubio has a guaranteed lifetime job that he doesn't really want- thanks to that huge voting demographic combo of White Seniors & Conservative Cubans. But my point remains- voters who give lip service only have to do a better job in actually coming out and voting these GQP representatives out.
Or maybe the Republicans could cool it with the fascism?
They WERE armed. I watched those hearings.
"Speaking of things that should be launched into space, GA congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green" Stephen punchline on this came in perfectly with the expected laughter and cheer from the crowd and I LOL. Love you Stephen!
If you watch that whole video, you can hear the crowd cheer when Marge states they'd be armed and 'win' the insurrection. They aren't even pretending that's not what it was anymore, and that they will, the minute they think they can get away with it... try again.
Domestic terrorism is our country's biggest threat. We just didn't expect the terrorists to be elected legislators.
White supremacists are *way* outnumbered by normal people in this country. We aren’t 1930’s Germany, where about 90% of the people got sucked in by the “racial superiority” crap
Yeah what ever happened to peaceful terrorists, er, I mean tourists!
It sounds like a bloodbath, if the "revolutionaries" had firearms I'm sure the National Guard/military would be brought in. Maybe they institute martial law. Space Laser Lady's playing with napalm and it's not gonna end well for anyone involved.
Honestly, I almost hope they do try again, Biden would have the military fighting back like it should have the last time these eggheads fucked around
imagine telling people "nothing will change about my values or my behavior" when you're rocking a FIVE PERCENT approval rating.
Sounds like Joe Biden, hypocrites
@@Michael-tl2yj personally GFY
Sinema is waking up your wedding morning and realizing This is going to be the biggest mistake of your entire life but being so petrified of backing out now you submit to knowing you will never be happy again the rest of your life.
@@Michael-tl2yj why not just say what you like about MTG, and your team? Which parts of what they say do you like the best? And which of the things they say are you willing to ignore?
@@hospicedragon96 just continue to ignore what the democrats are doing and focus on nonsense propaganda, disgusting hypocrites
A safe splash town in the specific. Words to live by.
He invited
He incited
They rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he must be indicted
❤Thanks❤ from Germany for dunking on our dum-dums!
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The GQP lecturing its opponents about law & order is like accepting cooking tips from Hannibal Lecter.
And math lessons from Forrest Gump
Like the Democratic law and order of the summer of 2020. The Dems really handled that well. lol.
I think I would trust them more than that lot
more like accepting cooking tips from Mrs O'Leary's cow.
Not really, since Lecter was actually a legit good cook, at least as depicted in the series "Hannibal".
It's more like taking abstinence advice from a raging drunk alcoholic.
The Heinrich bit reminded me of a scene from Spies Like Us with Dan Akroyd & Chevy Chase where there's a receiving line and everyone greets each other, "Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor," etc.
I was wondering what Sinema's going price will be now, perhaps she could show us her price list to see which Bills are likely to pass.
Does MTG honestly think she'd still be here if we'd been granted our space lazers?
Jew?
I know, right? She, Fuentes, Ye, and Trump would be literally the first four on the list!
"Does MTG honestly think?" No.
Right! She'd be at the top of the list
Bernie Sanders would have called in the airstrike years ago. And then finished his soup.
I'd like Rep. Taylor-Greene (if that's still her last name) to explain how her comments were sarcastic. There's a better chance that she doesn't understand sarcasm. She thinks it means camouflage.
That got me too. She uses a word thinking it's going to save her but it only shows how ignorant she is.
Imagine using sarcasm at a conference of people who don't even understand humour!
MTG is real Coo-Coo.
What type of American would ever support her?
"The poo poo" will always get me 🤣🤣
It's pretty funny. I think he'll get a lot of mileage out of that clip, like he did with "is potato"
"is potato" is perfect! Anything Russian: Is potato 🥔🥔🥔
At her age, Nancy is still so cute. 😂
To think some ppl believe she tortures babies, then drinks their blood; all the while worshipping satan. 🤷🏼
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being in the army, it’s never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a major got poo-poo’d, made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-poo’d it! Fatal error! Because it turned out all along that the soldier who’d poo-poo’d him had been poo-pooing a lot of other officers ... who poo-poo’d their poo-poos!
In the end we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed ... by poo-poo!
#Blackadder
From Germany here: Indeed its common practice for ancient german royal families to use their titles. No one takes offense to that, but of course they don‘t have any Power. So he‘s a real Prince, but since that doesn’t mean anything anymore he‘s of course a weirdo as any other plotter of the group.
Officially they're.mot allowed to use the titles. There's why the ones born in USA pretend it's their first name so it can be printed on their passports 🙄
We have rich white people who pretend to be more important than they really are here, too.
Dankeschön, jetzt muss ich das nicht mehr schreiben 😀
I love it when they focus on the band playing at the end. Do it more, please !
WATCH THIS SPACE,
Muzzles for Marge!
Marjorie Greene and Kyrsten Sinema in one segment? Oof! (And how do *only* 57% of Arizona Democrats dislike her!?)
Arizona still has a sizable base of moderates that voted for Sinema, which is a small hindrance. While further polarization of both parties is a double edged sword, seeing how over 50% of republicans and even independents disapproving of her tenure shows that her days in the Senate are numbered. She cleverly switched to independent to avoid a Democratic primary that she would most definitely lose to a popular progressive candidate. Here’s hoping she doesn’t split the vote too much to hand the seat to a Republican.
@@shockwaveexp3465 She exhibits such extraordinary and palpable contempt for her constituents that I cannot imagine she is unaware of the degree to which she is alienating them. I've been assuming that she's just decided to do one term in the Senate and that she has plans for something else once the six years are up, but then again, one should never underestimate the hubris of something like this.
Well see, there's also "detest", "despise", "can't stand", "find revolting", "abhor", "loathe", "hate".... all of those have different ratings.
I guess 57% of Arizona Democrats are just nice enough to just say they "dislike" her, just to get the point across.
@@chrisrj9871 Good point! I'd go with "deplore" and throw in "despise" for good measure - maybe also "abominate" if I'm feeling indulgent.
@@andrewkohler3707 - Yeah my vocabulary needs to become more effulgent...
As an independent, we don’t claim Sinema as one of us.
Exactly!!
She’s not for anyone at all, just for her own personal enrichment.
"Bones and all..." eating bones is how Marjorie got where she is today".
I must need more coffee...at the start of the monologue, I am sure he said, 'a splash town in the specific'. I listened several times. lol
“Marjorie T. Greene: The queen of Karens.”
- Jimmy Kimmel
Meh. Don't sully late night with Kimmel quotes.
Jimmy Kimmel: The queen of black face.
He's right, she's the boss Karen
iiluminaughtii called her the Q Queen.
Swamp Barbie...
Don't worry, Marjorie's real message is "we'll do it better next time".
Maybe Margery would be happier if she shopped at Target and CVS? Her husband did leave her…
Stephen on point tonight. Some great jokes in this monologue
As a blue Arizonan, the loss of Sinema from the party is a hefty blow to me, because I now have one less Democrat I can point at and say, "Look, I disagree with some Dems as much as I do with the Republicans."
Sinema will be haunted by that thumbs down for years to come...
Hey you again
She’ll be fine, she’ll have a very lucrative and cushy private-sector job starting in 2025
As she should be. What a melodramatic, childish way for a United States Senator to behave.
Only if there’s real justice in this world, or if karma exists at all.
Hopefully not only thumbs 😈
Extra, extra monologue! 😂😂😂😂😂 So much gold
Arizona has no love for Kirsten Sinema.
She knew that if she didn't switch to being registered as an independent, she would lose her primary.
A lot of us are saying "good riddance to bad rubbish"
Seeing little Stephen Colbert made my day. Seriously.
And no floppy ear yet. Poor little bugger. And so cute! LOL
IKR?
My mom heart just took two extra beats to see those soulful, big, brown eyes.
What a little doll…❤
IKR?
My mom heart just took two extra beats to see those soulful, big, brown eyes.
What a little doll…❤
Who knew Target had the most accurate corporate logo ever.
Just thought I'd let you know this old guy in Scotland loves watching your Late Show intro clips.
I think Herman's Hermits had a song about all those Henry/Heinrich the 8th they were.
"Speaking of things that should be shot into space" Preferably, without a space suit.
Nothing better than listening to Stephen joking about serious shit going down here in Germany (while drinking morning coffee)😂 finally, we want more!
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Are you a German citizen or someone living in germany, and what is your take on the attempted restoration of the monarchy?
@@onamattapeeya
Citizen. Well, these lunatics are similar to yours. But they are a small minority, in my view they are very powerless (especially compared to the US und rightwing). Of course there are dangerous individuals and groups but they are as far away as it gets from overthrowing democracy. I think the US Problem is way more dangerous and complicated (and all the weaponry your nuts got… bruv)
Same here pal! Morning with Stephen are the best
@@onamattapeeya hey there 🙂 I'm from Germany, the overall reaction was something between appreciation for the police to round them up before anything happened and roaring laughter at how batcrap insane, delusional, separated from reality and ridiculous those weirdos are. Hope that helps!
Safe splashtown in the specific... all we can hope for 😂
Just joshin' ya, good show as always stephen!
And in other news, Lauren Boebert officially got re-elected today, as the automatic recount in her district was just finished. I’m so pissed that she won by only about 500 votes. But on the other hand, she was expected to win easily so this could be a bad sign for her in 2024 if she doesn’t change her ways over the next two years
She's in one of the conservative districts in the nation, and she lost her own county, both times. She'll be gone before long.
Recount!!!!
She doesn't strike me as the sort of person who learns from their mistakes.
This is a country where a high school dropout can be a law maker!
Only in America 🇺🇸 😪
All I wanted for Christmas was for Boebert to lose her seat to Adam Frisch. 😩
Love how they are always shocked by being able to buy stuff in supermarkets yet they aren’t shocked you can buy guns there too 😆
Are the toys stocked in an AO area? Um... with the guns?
Genuine question. I'm in another country and have no idea how the any of this works 😕
🤷 "Can you help me, please? I'm looking for dildos, and butt plugs. Which aisle are they in?"
👨 "Dildos, and butt plugs? Sure!
Those are in aisle 17. The gun aisle. Right next to the dildo, and butt plug, shaped guns. Try not to get them confused."
🤦
What’s funny to me is that they don’t realize that the reason they know these things is because they were looking. If you’re not interested in buying something you would not likely find it, right?? 🤷🏽♀️ Furthermore, it’s not like someone is standing on the butt plug aisle offering samples. Nobody’s forcing them on anyone who doesn’t want one so what’s her deal?? Maybe that’s why her husband bounced.
😂 Oh Dear God I'll never look at a Target logo the same
PTL Stephen…you are the best. I am feeling so many different ways about the season of life we are all experiencing. Thank you for being you 💯💌!
Sinema is for sale to the highest bidder. By going independent, she can charge more for a vote.
That she won't get now.
Not even independents like her and she would have been primaried to hell by Democratic progressives had she stayed Democrat. At this point see should start seeking a job in the private sector as a corporate consultant where she belongs.
Anybody else catch the "spashtown in the spacific"? Lol. I know monologues aren't as easy as he makes them look. I just found it amusing.
Thanks for the laughs Stephen. I REALLY needed it. 🤣😂🤗🤭
Actually, Stephen, the movie where MTG sides with the bad guys would be "Schindler's List".
OMG
After an incredibly hard day, you made me chuckle again and again. Thank you Steven. Thank you Steven's team!
It's "Stephen", not Steven.
Hey Chris, just stopping by to tell you that I hope the next day is gonna be easier.
sinema literally was teaching ASU students a course on 'Developing Grants and Fundraising,' this is all she's about
@The Great Gazoo Well. .....both.
Hey, she HAS vowed that this party change won't affect her values or her beliefs. That class would be just about the last time she actually spoke to Arizonans, so...🤷♀️
@The Great Gazoo Oh, it says plenty about her.
@The Great Gazoo because why blame the actual person that actually did something wrong when you can blame an invisible boogeyman? Deep state, systemic racism, these are all intangible Concepts used to deflect blame from guilty people, blame the crooked politicians and racist cops, and stop chasing ghosts
@The Great Gazoo Well no, it says a lot about the dependence on campaign funding that allows large donors to get their hooks into candidates early on and keep them through under the table deals for post retirement perks .
I would not be surprised if the average smart congressman leaves the job with at least half a dozen 'employment' positions that are little better than retirement packages requiring zero on site working hours per year, and likely a nice healthy stock offering to boot for many of them.
This was a hilarious monologue. Thanks for the laughs!
Can we charge MTG be charged with sedition already?
Came for the dissing of Margerine Traitor Greed and Dustbin Enema, stayed for the Curtis Mayfield.
Hmmm. I wonder how MTG knows where Target even is if she can't find a bathroom?
She practices hitting that urinal cake every time she pees.
"Anywhere is a bathroom when you can't hold it in anymore." - Some insurrectionist probably
@@kingjamos2422 Lex Luthor in Superman II: "Why didn't you go before we left?"
Ms Tessmacher: "That was two days ago."
@@SeansModelBuilds Crap! That's who Sinema reminds me of! Not Miss Tessmacher, but the plain one who thought she was smarter.
I have been on every isle of my local target and have not seen butt plugs.
You was on point tonight Steven! Great skits!! 👍🏾☺️❤️😂
This guy is hilarious, he is missed by so many people by only coming on T.V. late night.
If only there was some other way to watch.
Why does it throw me into fits of giggles when he runs out of frame and then runs back through up close to the camera? 😂🤣 So frickin' funny!
I love that too! It never gets old!
Turns me into a little kid every time 😂
Because mimes are funny and it goes insight into his improv training
Greene should not be in
office.
Every MTG speech is an admission of guilt.
"Meet my brother Heinrich and my other brother Heinrich."
Oh, but MTG was involved in the 1/6 planning
Jan. 6 organizers say they held “dozens” of planning meetings with House Republicans: SALON
"I remember Marjorie Taylor Greene specifically," one organizer told Rolling Stone. "I remember talking to probably close to a dozen other members at one point or another or their staffs. Greene, Boebert and Cawthorn were all newly elected members, sworn in only a few days before the event
I remember all that as well, seems like everyone else has forgotten it.
@@richardjones2455
Other "lawmakers who participated in the discussions included Reps. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz; Mo Brooks, R-Ala.; Andy Biggs, R-Ariz.; and Louie Gohmert, R-Texas
Rep. Paul Gosar offered rally organizers "blanket pardons," according to two planners cooperating with Congress
Both organizers also said that Mark Meadows, who was serving as then-President Trump’s chief of staff, played a significant role in discussions, “Meadows was 100 percent made aware of what was going on.”
@@richardjones2455 She made a video about it coming out of the White House in December 2020, stable genius that she is. Which is why after Jan. 6th, she was contacting everyone & their mothers at the White House asking for a pardon. And the kicker of this is, this gerrymandered - elected Maga-Nut wasn't even sworn in yet. Only in America.
Nice to see Marjorie Toilet Greene is keeping her objectives in the toilet🚽
MJG should be removed from office for openly saying she would fight against democracy. Anyone who does not want democracy should not be holding office.
Colbert, you were on fire with the accents and impressions, love the NASA nerd!
Synema has the right name because she is all about theatrics, desperate to be the star of her own show.
5:04 don’t forget the cowboy, the Native American chief, the cop, the sailor, the construction worker and the leather man
I KNEW that list sounded familiar!
🎶 Y... M... C... A... 🎶 ( don't forget to do the gestures!)
5:04 Colbert reciting Steve Miller band's "The Joker" with a fake German accent: "I'm joker, I'm smoker, I'm midnight toker. Some call him Maurice. Wuw-wouw!" Perfection.
Neither Trump nor MTG have suffered any real consequences for insurrection in a country where some received 40-year sentences for drug offenses.
In my German family Heinrich is a traditional name too! First born sons have been named after their grandfather either Heinrich or Bernard.
This went on for generations until my grandfather (Heinrich) didn't have any sons.
Naja, so oft kommt das jetzt nicht vor 🙃
Oh yeah! Now i remember who Kyrsten Sinema is...
Thank you so much for the laughs, Stephen!!! You have no idea how much needed and appreciated you are 😊💜