A Great Day For Love! Biden Signs Respect For Marriage Act | GOP Traitors Wanted “Marshall Law”

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  • Drag queens were in attendance at The White House today to celebrate the signing of the Respect For Marriage Act, and leaked messages reveal 34 GOP members of Congress texted Mark Meadows about plans to overturn the 2020 election. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @MikelNaUsaCom
    @MikelNaUsaCom Před rokem +1965

    It took less than a week for Germany to arrest their coup plotters, and it's been about 3 years and we are still without any accountability for our coup plotters.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +313

    All those 34 people should immediately be arrested for treason.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Před rokem

      it Would be funny to have them locked up,, while trøn keeps serving rasPutin at will

    • @JohnDoe-vy5hh
      @JohnDoe-vy5hh Před rokem

      Trumpism is treason.
      Trumpism is terrorism.

    • @davebarton6824
      @davebarton6824 Před rokem

      It will not be TREASON but it might be Conspiracy to Obstruct an Official Proceeding, the electoral college vote count. That is a FELONY with real JAIL TIME. Come on DOJ. Charge, arrest, prosecute, convict, imprison these loser so we don't ever have to deal with them again. I never want to see Jim Jordans and Josh Hawley's face again

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +8

      Gitmo was made for things like this!

  • @kuistancfraine3488
    @kuistancfraine3488 Před rokem +10

    They ALL need to be removed from office & charged with treason!!!

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern Před rokem +37

    OMG, I’m still dying from “guy who told his barber, ‘give me the shower drain’”

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion Před rokem +138

    Please tell me one of those drag queens was named "Rhonda Santis"

  • @ChainReactionsProductions
    @ChainReactionsProductions Před rokem +210

    My sister and her wife can breathe a little easier living in Texas. They’ve been sweating bullets for months and making plans to move to Canada just in case Obergefell got overturned

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +12

      Your sister lives in Texas? Oh no! They haven't met Cancun Cruz, have they?

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 Před rokem +22

      Texas? As females? As lesbians? Wow. My daughters got the heck out. One is queer. One has a daughter(12yrs). Stay strong. You are welcome on the West Coast to be who you want to be, if needed.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Před rokem +1

      @@tiredbird471 probably safer in tank full of sharks 😢.

    • @pattykelly6621
      @pattykelly6621 Před rokem +6

      They should still move. I wouldn't trust Texas

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před rokem

      Except they still live in Texas, where they're slowly making rape more legal...

  • @louiebee6745
    @louiebee6745 Před rokem +384

    Everyone in Judge Marshall Mathers' courtroom please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.😎

  • @HDmetajoker
    @HDmetajoker Před rokem +184

    My moms were there to witness this, pretty great feeling knowing my family can finally relax.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před rokem +11

      ❤❤So happy for them! And you!❤❤

    • @RodneyG669
      @RodneyG669 Před rokem

      I wouldn't relax too far, Republicans and radical right wingers still want to take away LGBTQ rights and won't stop.

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před rokem +3

      "pretty great feeling knowing my family can finally relax" - While I understand your sentiment, and that may be true short-term, we can never fully relax. That's how we ended up losing the right to abortion. We must never fully relax and never become complacent because the far right is always working to strip away everything with which they don't agree.

    • @HDmetajoker
      @HDmetajoker Před rokem +1

      @@milkman713 what

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +152

    Perjury Traitor Greene also called it “Marshall Law”.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před rokem +19

      IKR, she wanted the Gazpacho Police to take over. Which would be cold (but delicioso) 👨‍🍳 💋

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli Před rokem +9

      the eminem law

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Před rokem +3

      So, the Tekken character?

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree Před rokem +3

      The editor of TalkingPointsMemo, the site that broke the texts, is Josh Marshall. It was just prescience.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Před rokem +4

      @@cavaalli will never get tired of that joke

  • @wymple09
    @wymple09 Před rokem +1366

    It's sickening that these 34 members of congress can be allowed to stay free. Sedition is right there with treason. How damn much does it take to get justice?

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 Před rokem +26

      As long as it takes to do the thing without toppling the balance of reality. The people who organized Jan 6 knew what they were doing in the way we know what they were doing. BUT nearly half the country believes them and inhabits a reality where what they say is all true. That is far more than enough people to start a devastating civil war. I'd rather live in a reality temporarily partially run by known criminals than in a reality where there is a war in my back yard.

    • @eltonmayo2027
      @eltonmayo2027 Před rokem

      yes. the rest of the world can now treat the US as a joke. no moral high ground... with nukes. the country that attacks its own democracy without consequences, preaching democracy to the world. We only listen b/c of your nukes, otherwise you would be an irrelevant joke, rightly earned.

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Před rokem +8

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!”
      ‭‭Philippians‬ ‭4‬:‭4‬ ‭NIV

    • @wymple09
      @wymple09 Před rokem +10

      @@adde9506 Yeah, stand by & watch.

    • @covenant11
      @covenant11 Před rokem +1

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 the adults are talking here cultist

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Před rokem +11

    That was cute! “Its science! Pew pee pew! “
    😆😆😆

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 Před rokem +28

    With as much as Trixie and Katya talk about air conditioning, the HVAC joke is sending me to Saturn. 🤣😂

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Před rokem +390

    I love that the Respect for Marriage act was passed but it shouldn't have been necessary with this Extremist Supreme Court

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před rokem +11

      But i thought the GOP was for family values?

    • @Rawnblade13
      @Rawnblade13 Před rokem +28

      Oh we all know they couldn't give less of a shit about families.

    • @yojishinkawa378
      @yojishinkawa378 Před rokem +27

      It sure would be nice if they could pass the, "Consequences for MAGA Traitors Act."

    • @bronztrooper9440
      @bronztrooper9440 Před rokem +18

      @@pietrojenkins6901 No, no, they're for Family Values*
      *Only families that the GOP values

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 Před rokem +14

      It should have been done decades ago. It’s important to now be codified by legislature and out of the hands of a politically posted court.

  • @camelshit-on-the-walls446
    @camelshit-on-the-walls446 Před rokem +364

    While it is wonderful to have this act signed, it is ridiculous, tragic and outrageous that it at all is necessary.
    Love is love. And everybody should love, appreciate and celebrate this fact.

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Před rokem +3

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏼🙌🏼🙏🏼🖖🏼

    • @zogar8526
      @zogar8526 Před rokem +25

      Sadly there is no hate like Christian "love" and they will force it on all others. Making this necessary.

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca Před rokem +3

      @@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings Nobody in the Holy Bible said a word about homosexuality.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před rokem +6

      disabled people still at risk of losing their entire income if they dare marry

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před rokem

      @@zogar8526 There's just enough Christianity in the US to make people hate each other, but not enough to make them love each other.

  • @randylarson5268
    @randylarson5268 Před rokem +14

    When I seen the Ralph Norman text spelling Marshall Law, I kept thinking about Festus yelling fer Marshall Dillon! on Gunsmoke 😄

  • @bytheway1031
    @bytheway1031 Před rokem +11

    "Scaring the girl from the Ring back into the TV" 🤣

  • @gweebara
    @gweebara Před rokem +736

    Damn right! Stephen Colbert is right in calling for jail time for all of the Insurrection Congress members

    • @andrewkohler3707
      @andrewkohler3707 Před rokem +19

      As at least one other person and I have said elsewhere in this comments section, the 14th Amendment §3 must be invoked to get these people out of office. Cori Bush introduce a bill to this effect int he aftermath of January 6, and yet leadership decided not to pursue it, to their eternal shame.

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před rokem +6

      *JAIL TIME?!?!?*
      How about the noose?????????

    • @a_troll_
      @a_troll_ Před rokem

      @Gary Jenkins stfu Gary. You don't need to be a lawyer to know, without a reasonable doubt, that 45 and multiple people in our government committed multiple crimes the worst of which is sedition. We all saw it broadcast live on TV, CZcams, and everywhere else the idiots on the 6th chose to stream and every single one has mentioned Trump in their defense.

    • @thesanfranciscoseahorse473
      @thesanfranciscoseahorse473 Před rokem

      What about all the Liberals who pushed for violence against Republicans the last 4 years publicly just because they supported Trump?
      Woooo Democrats are in for such a rude awakening.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +2

      And significant jail time too!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před rokem +152

    Meadows and 34 Congressman. America won't forget. Or forgive.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +4

      Especially if they walk free in the end, as I fear the case will be.

    • @jessicapierson1127
      @jessicapierson1127 Před rokem +1

      GA here, we voted some out of office! Booted “Senators” Perdue & Loeffler. Fought hard to keep Walker out and kept Perdue from winning the Governor’s seat. Suck it treasonous trash!

    • @zacharyolson1755
      @zacharyolson1755 Před rokem +2

      America will forget in a month and move on to the next disaster. Happens all the time.

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 Před rokem

      @@couragekarnga8735 True.

  • @yarr0
    @yarr0 Před rokem +21

    Hahaha I got so excited thinking Trixie Mattel was actually gonna come on the show 😂

  • @breezyncj
    @breezyncj Před rokem +52

    Whoever wrote that Meadows/The Ring joke had me damn near spitting out my coffee while also giving me a feeling of nostalgia. What a good joke. 🤣🤣

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +1235

    They should not be allowed to remain in the positions they hold. The fact we continue to allow these traitors to keep their positions is outrageous.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +47

      As long as they keep getting away with this, justice is delayed.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před rokem +38

      14th Amendment section 3.

    • @elizabethpatterson578
      @elizabethpatterson578 Před rokem +46

      How can we allow these congress men and women to remain there? They all should be thrown out.

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree Před rokem +7

      The team at Josh Marshal's site, TalkingPointsMemo, just released a bunch more texts of lickspittles promising to continue to support the big lie and begging for a pardon. They really got an excellent source in the capital. Good for them!

    • @ventusvero4484
      @ventusvero4484 Před rokem

      No 'we' about it. Its a 'they' problem. These dumb-dumbs aren't just 'still there', they are being re-elected.

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Před rokem +53

    “Reportly he’s going to release a book of letters next year. First of course he’ll have to learn all 26”. Bah haha

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Před rokem +5

      Trump's book of letters should be titled LOSER.Five letters he has gotten to know very well.

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 Před rokem +3

      Pretty sure TFG's favorite letter is Q.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Před rokem

      The book will look like a ransom letter. He will have to identify each letter, get an assistant to use the scissors, another assistant to make sure he doesn't eat the glue and then make sure he puts the words in order.

    • @ellenfisher5750
      @ellenfisher5750 Před rokem

      Excellent 😃😃😃😃

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 Před rokem +49

    I love that he actually used a real drag queen lmao.

  • @LoveYou-lc5kv
    @LoveYou-lc5kv Před rokem +10

    I laugh every time they call him a different name, Because I know there’s a guy in the back office with a list of random names to call him. 🤣 Another one scratched off!! 📝

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +786

    The true meaning of marriage is when two people commit to love each other and support each other. And people from different races and cultures and people of the same gender can and will continue to do that.💙💚💛❤️🏳️‍🌈🥳

    • @RomeGod177
      @RomeGod177 Před rokem +29

      For about 7yrs an then divorce.

    • @alexblumberg-long597
      @alexblumberg-long597 Před rokem +7

      @@RomeGod177 hahaha

    • @lawrup
      @lawrup Před rokem

      First

    • @brennapye677
      @brennapye677 Před rokem +17

      Marriage is a contract where the fungible item was traditionally a young girl.

    • @profanepersonality
      @profanepersonality Před rokem +7

      I see it as a way for the government to get involved in your life, more than necessary, lol.

  • @katimay8765
    @katimay8765 Před rokem +65

    "learn all twenty-six" is the best joke of the year. Nice.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss Před rokem +2

      And so true! Lol!

    • @samuela-aegisdottir
      @samuela-aegisdottir Před rokem +3

      I am not native english speaker and I did not get the joke. When he started saying A is for America, B is for... I stopped the video, read the subbtitles, thought deeply and then finally got the joke. It is funny because it is so simple.

  • @kylehd7
    @kylehd7 Před rokem +11

    I've been waiting for the "Bank man fraud" joke for weeks, thank you Stephen!!!

  • @GazJones1987
    @GazJones1987 Před rokem +84

    I love that Trixie Mattel got a shout out on The Late Show!

    • @CasualGamer11
      @CasualGamer11 Před rokem +10

      and with a HVAC reference - you’d know she’d love that lmao

    • @jamescole7243
      @jamescole7243 Před rokem

      It's great to recognize evil and sinners they're just as bad as the righteous that ignore God's word. Repent of your sin and Evil before it's too late you don't want to burn in a lake of fire forever repent save your life.

    • @phoebescott6787
      @phoebescott6787 Před rokem +3

      @@jamescole7243 I totally agree, we should all get a shoutout. Tag yourself everyone, I'm Evil! 💅😈

    • @lachevious
      @lachevious Před rokem

      @@phoebescott6787 I watch drag queens every day!

    • @lachevious
      @lachevious Před rokem +3

      @@jamescole7243 why would your god do that to you?

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 Před rokem +171

    Love will ALWAYS defeat hate!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 Před rokem +5

      YASSSSS!!!💙🤗

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 Před rokem +19

      Sadly, no. Good people have to work to make it happen, and even then it isn't always enough. Looking back at history, ask the Jews of Nazi Germany, or the slaves of the American South, if love always defeated hate. Or more recently, the Inuit of Greenland. So, if you love something, do not take it for granted. Work to keep it safe and protected.

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 Před rokem +2

      Always!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +1

      Good always wins over evil. Democracy keeps kicking everyone else's ass!

    • @vstar7196
      @vstar7196 Před rokem +4

      Say that to the Colorado shooting victims.

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 Před rokem +19

    Come on US DoJ - how many more pieces of direct evidence do you need to actually DO YOUR JOB?
    Start arresting and prosecuting these treasonous insurrectionists. Get them out of Congress.
    Apply the rule of law. 👮‍♀👮‍♂⚖
    M 🦘🏏😎

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Před rokem +2

      What gets me the most is I'd been arrested and my name plastered all over the media. Here, we're tippy-toeing because we don't want to hurt those traitors' feelings, nor sweat their immediate families?!?!?

  • @kristeneL
    @kristeneL Před rokem +18

    We got classic Colbert tonight. Nicely done sir 👏

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +91

    Turns out the calls were coming from inside congress.

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 Před rokem +304

    It was a great day for love. And it'll be an even better day for Justice when all of those republican traitors are arrested.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před rokem

      yep, everyone can marry except disabled people, who get their benefits taken away if they dare marry, as though marriage makes disability vanish. congratulations everyone except disabled people! maybe someday soon we can be humane to the nation's largest minority.

    • @xxdesertstorm
      @xxdesertstorm Před rokem

      WOW CZcams IS SO RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE CALLING ONE OUT AND THEY CRY LIKE A BABY 🤣 CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT COMING SOON TO ALL CHANNELS WHO'VE BEEN TOLD THEY SUPPORT HATE SPEECH WHEN THERE IS NO PROOF OF IT WHILE FACTS ARE COMMENTED, IF SNOWFLAKE CZcams DOESN'T LIKE COMMENTS THEN THEY NEED TO REMOVE THEM TOO BUT THAT HAPPENS CZcams 2.0 WILL EXIST AND WILL NOT BE OWNED BY RACIST GOOGLE

    • @leobigelow7021
      @leobigelow7021 Před rokem +2

      What a loving sentiment. Here's a news flash: the government and love have nothing to do with one another.

    • @NegZer0
      @NegZer0 Před rokem +6

      I'll settle for Trump spending even a single day in prison

    • @JohnWarner-lu8rq
      @JohnWarner-lu8rq Před rokem

      @@NegZer0 For what, exactly?

  • @josefkay5013
    @josefkay5013 Před rokem +27

    FINALLY, with the FUSION. I've been hearing for fifty years how fusion is ten years away. And, yeah, it's kind of too little too late, at the moment, but if we can scale it up before we run ourselves into Mad Max territory, we just might crawl out of half the mess we've made of everything. Thank you, Lawrence Livermore labs!

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Před rokem +5

      Actually, it has been "on the order of ten years away, once we achieve the essential breakthrough that would allow commercial application of the process". Can you see the difference? Once you manage to achieve a situation in the lab where you get more energy than you give off, you still need to replicate it, in laboratory conditions of course. Then you need to establish that you can do so routinely. Once that has happened, it becomes necessary to establish that the materials to accomplish this do not make the process to expensive to recreate under real world conditions. We have had situations akin to this arise in the past. It is usually in that final step that the problem arises. The fossil fuel companies have gone out of their way to stifle any possibility of a viable process being accomplished. That is your beloved GOP at work, shilling for their corporate owners and sponsors, just as if they were a NASCAR automobile.

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 Před rokem

      @@heinleinreader been sayin for years politicians should wear jumpsuits like the drivers do with all their donors/puppet masters/lobbyists logos on it with the biggest bribers having the biggest logos

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před rokem +5

      The thing about science: It took 50 years to get here, but there is a good chance someone will have a breakthrough scaling this up in less than ten. Fingers crossed. I love this little blue planet. 🌎

    • @laytont86
      @laytont86 Před rokem +2

      NIF's target released more energy than the final laser energy (converted to X-ray), NOT the power used to fired the Laser. The grid consumed about 400MJ and and the target released about 3MJ... or about 133 times less than it took to fire it. This is great progress but not even close to a useful energy source yet.

    • @josefkay5013
      @josefkay5013 Před rokem +1

      @@heinleinreader No. I don't know how old you are, and whether you can remember a time we call "The Eighties", but go find yourself an issue of Scientific American, say, from that era and see what scientists were predicting about that "essential breakthrough" when they were first describing tokamak design or any other promising idea. It was always ten years off. NOT the commercial viability or breakeven point or anything else: just the achievement of a fusion reaction yielding net positive energy. Ten years away, fifteen tops, forty years ago.

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 Před rokem +14

    I was not prepared for him to know who Trixie is 🤣 very deserving queen

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +181

    It's about time people are able to love who they want!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +18

      Right! I'm happy this is now law, but I'm also sick of celebrating things that should've been done long ago!

    • @craigsimpson1230
      @craigsimpson1230 Před rokem +3

      Married in this life, condemned to hell in the next.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Před rokem +17

      @@craigsimpson1230 at least you’ll have company

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před rokem +4

      Isn't that against the GOP's family values?

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham Před rokem +9

      @@craigsimpson1230 Loving someone gets you to hell? Must be a nice place, then.

  • @robvangessel3766
    @robvangessel3766 Před rokem +209

    Respect For Marriage Act is progess. Now, restoring Roe v. Wade would be even better.

    • @rkms5606
      @rkms5606 Před rokem +14

      This.

    • @eb1042
      @eb1042 Před rokem

      They COULD'VE done that ALREADY, they're gonna just whore us for our VOTE now... No one cares about women, were ALWAYS LAST...IF AT ALL

    • @bryanhull5159
      @bryanhull5159 Před rokem +4

      Send him enough democrat senators to overcome the Republican filibuster, and they'll get r done

    • @Hoser239
      @Hoser239 Před rokem

      Do you understand the part about Roe v Wade being overturned because the federal government had no power or right to pass it in the first place? That it is outside of the responsibilities and duties of the federal government as laid out in the Constitution? It will be interesting to see if this "act" passes that litmus test. To be clear, I support this. Marry whoever you want. Abortions should be available for rape victims, to save the life of the mother, and cases of incest. Not because you chose to be irresponsible with your actions. Just MY opinion, you're free to form your own. (so far)

    • @eb1042
      @eb1042 Před rokem

      @@Hoser239 ROE was overturned because we have YOUNG, ARROGANT, super PAC conservative majority, ultra right wing, HOT SHIT, WILLING TO BURN IT ALL DOWN CORRUPT COURT--- Time to ADD MORE JUDGES on the bench. We've had as few as five and as many as 10 throughout our history. No rules in the Constitution about how many Justices permitted on the bench. THEY NEED TERM LIMITS say 22 yrs (Louis Brandeis style) and each president should only be able to make 2 appointments PER TERM.

  • @silver-berry
    @silver-berry Před rokem +2

    I absolutely would tune in each Saturday at 1:45pm for Judge Marshall Mathers. Would the real defendant please stand up?

  • @msd7544
    @msd7544 Před rokem +7

    Roast one Paddington bear 🤣
    Please give whoever came up with that line a raise

  • @adamhenley8295
    @adamhenley8295 Před rokem +18

    “I have letters - so many letters” 😂😂

  • @notsure8513
    @notsure8513 Před rokem +60

    I agree with Colbert 100% Any party is more fun with some queens in attendance.

    • @notsure8513
      @notsure8513 Před rokem +7

      @@garyjenkinson7189 My kids would strongly disagree with you.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem +7

      @@garyjenkinson7189 Drag queens don't harm children, Einstein 🙄

    • @acepoe8650
      @acepoe8650 Před rokem

      Your comment is cringe

    • @notsure8513
      @notsure8513 Před rokem +2

      @@acepoe8650 I guess you have never partied with some Queens.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před rokem +2

      @@garyjenkinson7189 No idea what children have to do with the marriage rights of adults--but generally, I find children are much more chill than theocrats about people wearing whatever clothes they like to wear.

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 Před rokem +2

    I love that there's still the ongoing He who shall not be named piece, and they're all still gems!

  • @Birkguitars
    @Birkguitars Před rokem +15

    I love the way the audience is getting into the whole pantomime vibe with the booing and cheering. They could almost be British. Of course they will have to share their cups of tea as we only have ten kettles of hot water.

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 Před rokem +50

    Most celebrations could probably be improved with drag queens.
    "When loving lovers love, When loving love on wings of gold In loving love we fly above, Their love is such a soft and precious love.
    It's love."
    - Pearl Forrester

  • @carsonm7292
    @carsonm7292 Před rokem +16

    Can't believe I missed "boil 10 kettles of water" on the chart when I was studying the Imperial measurement system

  • @haynesatteh4463
    @haynesatteh4463 Před rokem +101

    Great video, I was in a beautiful marriage before my now ex wife left me,i still love her and most times i can't stop thinking about her, i am doing my very best to get rid of the thought of her, but i just can't, i love her so much, i don't know why i am bring this here for, i can't stop thinking about her.!

    • @bartholetbay412
      @bartholetbay412 Před rokem +1

      it's always difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation my wife for 12 years left me, i couldn't just let her go i did all i could to get her back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual adviser who helped me bring her back.

    • @haynesatteh4463
      @haynesatteh4463 Před rokem +1

      @@bartholetbay412 wow, how did you get a spiritual adviser, and how do i reach her?

    • @haynesatteh4463
      @haynesatteh4463 Před rokem

      @@bartholetbay412 Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Před rokem +10

    Honest I still love the bank of former potus names that you pull from every time his name comes up 😂😅

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 Před rokem +10

    "the shower drain" 😂

  • @0g0dn0
    @0g0dn0 Před rokem +3

    You had me at “decades of jail time.”

  • @MarkBarrett
    @MarkBarrett Před rokem +8

    I was laughing out loud at Stephen Colbert's jokes about fusion.
    He said it could be limitless energy.
    I shut up. I out loud said "maybe".

  • @2002mrkellz
    @2002mrkellz Před rokem +20

    A book of letters from #45 huh? Well we know they won't be in order

  • @catherinerosengren3122
    @catherinerosengren3122 Před rokem +6

    How is it those traitors have not been fired?

    • @GoGreen1977
      @GoGreen1977 Před rokem +1

      Their constituents reelected most of them.

  • @michaellow7369
    @michaellow7369 Před rokem +16

    I love Colberts shows, always make me laugh! Such a great host! 😎

    • @JohnWarner-lu8rq
      @JohnWarner-lu8rq Před rokem

      What are you smoking? He's a failed comedian.

    • @phoebescott6787
      @phoebescott6787 Před rokem

      @@JohnWarner-lu8rq having your own show and large following and still being relevant is what failure looks like ✍

  • @chadmcfly1299
    @chadmcfly1299 Před rokem +2

    White Scrotus and The Count of Moslty Crisco are my two favorites so far.

  • @richardfewer9348
    @richardfewer9348 Před rokem +43

    Love good and hate bad. Slava Ukraine

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před rokem

      @@garyjenkinson7189Cross-dressing?? Who is feeding you this brain-washing propaganda B.S.??

  • @wylieroth3145
    @wylieroth3145 Před rokem +14

    "Pew-pew-pew" reminds me of that Big Bang Theory episode with Bernadette playing a video game.

  • @babooll5632
    @babooll5632 Před rokem +1

    Yes, they should be removed from office and prosecuted

  • @sagixxarius
    @sagixxarius Před rokem +8

    omg as a drag race stan and stephen stan that crossover made my life 😅

    • @jamescole7243
      @jamescole7243 Před rokem

      And you will burn in hell for it so keep crossing over repent you stupid people don't you believe in the Lord God Almighty

    • @chelsea.1234
      @chelsea.1234 Před rokem +1

      SAME

    • @sagixxarius
      @sagixxarius Před rokem

      @@jamescole7243 i sure don’t

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 Před rokem +1

    Mr Colbert , well said!!!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před rokem +44

    Watching The Late Show's Animated Holiday Cartoons has become 1 of my favorite traditions to look foward to each December.

  • @sifisovic7
    @sifisovic7 Před rokem +21

    Fantastic monologue, the NPR fusion description: classic😂

  • @chocolatechip12
    @chocolatechip12 Před rokem +4

    Regressives wanted martial law; instead we got marital law. Thanks, Dark Brandon!

  • @shiindaisuke3159
    @shiindaisuke3159 Před rokem +2

    I personally think prison is too good for these monstrous criminals.

  • @sailorm79
    @sailorm79 Před rokem +18

    Everyone should have a fair chance to lose half their stuff. 😆

  • @FutureDeep
    @FutureDeep Před rokem +9

    Marriage is like the smashing of two atoms together. You get out more than you put in. Also lasers!

    • @saar144
      @saar144 Před rokem +2

      And a high chance to end in a meltdown

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 Před rokem +3

    The scientists when they made that breakthrough: The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand.

  • @peteraschubert
    @peteraschubert Před rokem +4

    You DON'T roast Paddington Bear, you... you.... Southern Yanky Dandy's doodle.

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 Před rokem +199

    For a hint as to why Republicans want Marshal Law to come to town:
    “(If more people voted), you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again.”
    - DJT, “Fox and Friends,” 2020

  • @JoAnnaQuincey
    @JoAnnaQuincey Před rokem +38

    Outstanding show Stephen

  • @gwengottlieb8501
    @gwengottlieb8501 Před rokem +5

    Has fast become my favorite late night host

  • @eileenmcgroarty9757
    @eileenmcgroarty9757 Před rokem +1

    " shown here scaring the girl from The Ring back into the television "
    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @ImperfectXIII
    @ImperfectXIII Před rokem +53

    "Marshall Law: court show starring Eminem"
    .......I WOULD 100% WATCH THAT.

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis Před rokem +4

      Starring Eminem and the Marshall Law from Tekken a.k.a. the Bruce Lee dude.
      Eminem as the lawyer, Marshall as the asskicker. Together, they fight crime.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko Před rokem +1

      @@Vesperitis I guess his son Forest Law will deal with environmental crimes?

  • @scotthix2297
    @scotthix2297 Před rokem +83

    Trixie’s gonna be over the moon being called out by Stephen C.
    Yes, he’s a real working drag star and if they called for Trixie Mattel to be there you’d find her on the South Lawn in the blink of an eyelash.

    • @diannahorvath6741
      @diannahorvath6741 Před rokem +5

      Not only will Trixie Mattel be on the South Lawn, Trixie will be there looking fabulous ✨️

    • @jamescole7243
      @jamescole7243 Před rokem

      Sinners go to hell and burn forever go ahead and support them you won't see them after God gets here cuz he's going to destroy sin and Evil in the idiots that promoted it. Repent from your sin and Evil turn back to God not to the devil.

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Před rokem

    Hear hear. Treason needs justice.

  • @disgruntledmoderate5331
    @disgruntledmoderate5331 Před rokem +1

    Gotta be honest... I have accidentally called the Equalizer the Enforcenator at least once. 😆

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před rokem +338

    "What this is all about is a simple proposition: Who do you love? Who do you love? And will you be loyal to that person you love?"
    - Joe Biden.

    • @JonBlondell
      @JonBlondell Před rokem +2

      Exactly.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Před rokem +9

      There is another question "Will you treat who you love with respect and care?"

    • @pantalonesdemuerto7960
      @pantalonesdemuerto7960 Před rokem +7

      I tell you what I walked 47 miles of barbed wire. I’ve got a cobra snake for a necktie, Jack.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +2

      I love that man more than ever now!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Před rokem

      Biden asked 3 QUESTIONS in that quote above in order to cover all 3 of Donald tRump's marriages. 😁
      And the answers are:
      1) Power
      2) Fame
      3) "Hang Mike Pence"

  • @katiehettinger7857
    @katiehettinger7857 Před rokem +233

    Thank you President Biden for expanding American freedoms, let each person choose to marry the person who wants to marry them. Ain't nobody's business but their own. 😉👍💜💙❤

    • @brooksydechambeaux3899
      @brooksydechambeaux3899 Před rokem +1

      Gay

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Před rokem +1

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!”
      ‭‭Philippians‬ ‭4‬:‭4‬ ‭NIV

    • @melwelker6077
      @melwelker6077 Před rokem +7

      @@brooksydechambeaux3899 absolutely, yeah to the gays😘😘💙💙❤😘

    • @kennysnow7647
      @kennysnow7647 Před rokem +5

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Jesus is pretty gay, so he'd be protected by law now if he got married. Thank you President Biden

    • @melwelker6077
      @melwelker6077 Před rokem +12

      @@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Religion is Evil

  • @lynnerholmes
    @lynnerholmes Před rokem

    THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!

  • @loraoflahrity130
    @loraoflahrity130 Před rokem +2

    Absolutely, they all should be held accountable!
    Sedition is sedition!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +100

    Funny that the ones who call themselves the truest devotees of the 'Religion of Love' are the ones who fought the hardest to stop an act that ensures we can love whoever we want from going through.

    • @toddklempan105
      @toddklempan105 Před rokem +10

      The God of the Bible is not all-loving, so it’s no wonder His followers aren’t either.

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Před rokem +13

      The bill includes protection for interracial marriage as well. Moscow Mitch, whose wife is Asian American, actually voted AGAINST a bill that would have prevented his own marriage from being dissolved by any state that decides to enact an Unconstitutional law that prohibits any LGBTQ+ marriage or any interracial marriage within the boundaries of their state, say North Dakota, Florida, Utah or Texas for example. That is one way to avoid alimony in a divorce, I suppose. "Sorry, dear, but they said we were never married in the eyes of God, so I don't owe you any alimony." And what, then, of the kids born into such a marriage? Are they suddenly liars on their job applications and loan applications because their parents were never married legally according to South Dakota or Indiana or Iowa? Does that mean they can now be fired with cause, or their house can be taken from them because of fraud? See, the implications here are far more than merely allowing someone to marry whomever they may love. There are additional consequences that may arise. I say this as a white man married 42+ years to a black woman. How could any person in such a marriage consider this to be reasonable. And I believe the GOP did this to intentionally hurt the affected communities. Oddly, there were gay Republicans that were on board with voting against this bill, just as there are female Republicans that were in favor of getting rid of Roe v Wade. The GOP is laden with stunningly stupid people.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Před rokem +8

      @@heinleinreader But Mitch is a hypocrite of the highest order. We all know that. He's fine with the bill because he got what he wanted but doesn't care about others. Whether you agree with gay marriage or not isn't the issue. The issue is that if you believe everyone should have equal rights/is equal, then people should be allowed to marry who they choose.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Před rokem

      @@toddklempan105 I'd disagree on that. The problem is that the US has some kind of cult brand of "Christianity" that doesn't remotely resemble the real thing. I don't even recognize my religion when I see these supposed followers down south (I'm not American) that are going to extremes. Try to avoid those people because Jesus was pretty clear that if you don't see "followers" acting with the fruits of love, patience, compassion, etc, then they aren't following Him.

    • @MandoDando
      @MandoDando Před rokem

      @@toddklempan105 You tell them. Hate those Christians. Do you root for Muslims? What belief system sets the bar for you? Surely you have a group that is all loving and has no hypocrisy.

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 Před rokem +10

    1st like. I’ve never done that before. I’m glad Biden signed that bill awesome.

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell Před rokem +3

    Bless you Stephen, keep the good fight coming!

  • @johnnyt193z8
    @johnnyt193z8 Před rokem +1

    These people must think martial arts are just the pictures at marshalls.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +3

    Bankman-Fried said to his barber, give me the “Arnold Horshack” (followed by a distinctive laugh).

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +21

    When is America going to wake up and do something about these people? If it was a non-government worker, they would already be in jail for life.

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 Před rokem +3

    Can we get more of Trixie Mattel's mobile home efficiency standards song? Sounds like a future mega hit.

  • @johnpeter4436
    @johnpeter4436 Před rokem

    "Classic science....Pew-pew-pew..." 😂😂😂 Best NPR moment, 2022!!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před rokem +733

    Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votes REPUBLICANA is beyond hopeless

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Před rokem

      and Needs a Good exorcism -

    • @indigowolf556
      @indigowolf556 Před rokem +35

      Agreed 100%. But for some reason they are blind to what the GOP is about and what they're doing.

    • @yojishinkawa378
      @yojishinkawa378 Před rokem +43

      They saw what happened, liked it, and wanted more. They are deplorable, and they're probably not just going away.

    • @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3
      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Před rokem +3

      Repent to Jesus Christ “Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!”
      ‭‭Philippians‬ ‭4‬:‭4‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      ht

    • @karenbooth9978
      @karenbooth9978 Před rokem

      Anyone who supports communism needs deported yesterday.

  • @jennylee9278
    @jennylee9278 Před rokem +27

    No lie, I had an uncle who was named Marshall Laws...RIP

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +5

      This world is far more hilarious than we give it credit for! RIP, Marshall Laws!

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před rokem +1

      That's great! I once worked with someone called Cliff Challenger--I choose to believe he spent his weekends adventuring in forgotten ruins and punching out Nazis on board zeppelins.

    • @craigdawson7564
      @craigdawson7564 Před rokem

      I have an uncle who moved to America from scotland and is called Sam!

    • @jennylee9278
      @jennylee9278 Před rokem

      @@craigdawson7564 WOW! That's crazy;)

  • @zoripodvrsnik9889
    @zoripodvrsnik9889 Před rokem

    Stephen, you're not only a national treasure ... You're an international treasure!!! Your White Scrotus impersonations are killing me and I don't even mind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danasnow8324
    @danasnow8324 Před rokem +2

    There was a British comic book called Marshall Law

  • @you_are_soul
    @you_are_soul Před rokem +14

    Marshal law is when you use marshall arts like throwing a sheriff's star badge like a ninja star knife.

  • @brianweaver327
    @brianweaver327 Před rokem +10

    I'd watch the crap out of Marshall Law.

  • @davidgustavsson4000
    @davidgustavsson4000 Před rokem +1

    I'm in atomic physics, and "classic science, pew-pew-pew" is absolutely how we all describe working with lasers.

  • @jcoptimus
    @jcoptimus Před rokem +2

    I think Pearl Forrester said it best, "When loving lovers love..."

  • @jamesweekley1087
    @jamesweekley1087 Před rokem +12

    When I was in the navy I, for a while, had a CPO named Law. I wonder if Marshall was any relation. But then I also wonder if that congressman was a complete and utter moron or just an everyday idiot.

  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina Před rokem +9

    His book will be full of: Have a great summer.

  • @carlychamberlain4237
    @carlychamberlain4237 Před rokem +2

    That Eminem joke is the best Marshall joke I've see yet 🙏

  • @Miyako19931
    @Miyako19931 Před rokem +1

    Trixie is going to lose her mind after seeing this!! I was half expecting her to bust through the wall of his studio after he said her name.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Před rokem +168

    The true meaning of marriage is when two people love each other, no matter color or gender. That's all it is in the end, and that's what I believe in. I'm LGBTQ myself and it's nice to know that at least for the moment, I have a reason to breathe a little again. My sisters are lesbian and bi and I can hug them tight and I can say it's safer to marry whoever they want. Love wins a little again.

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen Před rokem +25

      It should always be SAFE to show one's love for another person. That's my wish for our world. More love. ❤️Less fear.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice Před rokem

      If marriage is when two people love each other why must we involve the church, the govt. and divorce lawyers?
      Marriage is for christians who want the church to greenlight their genitals.

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 Před rokem +13

      As a Lesbian here in Canada, I congratulate you guys!
      It's about freaking time!!!
      We have had legal same sex marriage here since 2005...
      And we haven't fallen apart!!!
      Be safe!!!🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před rokem +1

      @@abelis644 We've had same sex marriage here in the USA since 2004, so, um, Canucks are cute, eh.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +1

      I love you, wonderful stranger. Have a lovely day!