The Q Files: Q Faithful Are Still Waiting For JFK In Dallas | Jacob Chansley's Note To Self
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- Stephen checks in on followers of the QAnon conspiracy, many of whom are camped out in Dallas awaiting the return of JFK (or JFK Jr., we're not really sure). One notable Q fan who isn't in Dallas is Jacob Chansley, also known as the QAnon Shaman, who was sentenced to 41 months in prison for his role in the Jan. 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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The only thing more deluded than believing JFK Jr is coming back from the dead is believing he is coming back as a Republican.
Democrat leaders would rather have a Vladimir Lenin to run there party then JFK if we're bringing back dead politician's
@@johnthomas9075 and republicans would prefer Hitler if they could bring anyone back.
See how that works? 🤣
@@johnthomas9075 jfk jr and jfk arent the same person
@@johnthomas9075 nah we’ll let your side keep the totalitarian dictators, like wannabe-Emperor T. If you like the Kennedys so much why don't you do the smallest amount of research on them? You'd quickly find Jr. was an active New York democract in the 90s, but I love ignorant morons who unintentionally prove the point of the person they're trying to argue with
@@Hooyahfish Trying to connect socialism to conservatives is quite funny considering the GOP is forcing vaccines, raising energy prices and forcing smaller businesses out work so big Union jobs can take over 🤔 sounds like a big socialist grab too me
3:17 Honestly, if an 80 year old guy drove up to me in an electric pickup and said "This sucker is something else!", I would 100% consider that a legit endorsement for that vehicle. That is sincere language for that generation lol.
Especially after the old coot buried the throttle.
No joke!!! And how genuine was his Dad joke hahahah, "Wanna get in the back? Or on the roof?" What an awesome and genuine guy lol
*Truth!* 😂
Honestly it was so precious
I will never not love Biden.
"Meetings are like longer emails, emails are longer texts with more words, and words are faceless emojis that remind you that you're a relic of the past and the future doesn't belong to you". Damn, writers.
The stringing of definitions is so cringe at the point that I fast forwarded it out of pure discomfort.
That totally nails exactly how I feel. I am sure I am not alone. ☹️
I need just that clip. Made me laugh and feel very old at the same time!
I'd upvote your comment, but it's at 69 likes, I wouldn't want to be the one to change that.
As a professional writer, that was an especially harsh burn.
Celebrity impersonators are missing a golden opportunity. Wouldn't it be hilarious if 50 JFK Jrs and 1000 Marilyn Monroes showed up? Sprinkle in a dozen Elvises and watch the hilarity ensue!
I'll bring snacks.
I wouldn't trust that crowd not to shoot them.
I agree SO HARD, but I would genuinely worry for such actors' safety, with those wild, diseased animals.
(I mean, were all animals, but these Q-nuts are more than one swing closer to the tree...)
Yessssssss!!!!!!! I can't like your comment tho, it's at 69...lol
What the Heck you talking about ? Have You no respect for The man ? Do some research. I personally do not like him, But, and I say But, JFK had the Balls to prevent WWIII.
Genius
41 months? They should have made it exactly 45 months in honor of his beloved co-conspirator #1.
All Republican Congressmen/women and Republican Senators, need to be held to account for what happened on the 6th of January.
In a 'true' democracy, there would be many, many indictments!
In the fake 'land of the free,' all of these people go free...lmfao!
Clearly George Senior is the one who stole the election for Biden
Yawn
There's actually a very good reason why he only gets 41 months: he's white.
@@gargoyles9999 George Senior? Which George do you mean? Washington? Did he rise from the dead like JFK Jr is going to. Are you saying the first President of the United States, someone who rebelled against the conservative religious establishment of the Monarchy would be a Democrat today? Things that make you go "Hmmmm..."
I can't believe they didn't go with "Law & Order: STFU" It was right there!
I know right? That was such a missed opportunity!
Right?!?! 😅😅
I was thinking that too.
That would have been much better,.. 👍
Does anyone know what svfu is supposed to mean?
Jared Kushner's standard response to every request. Ivanka asking him to take out the trash. "Sorry honey. I can't right now. I'm creating Middle East peace. Maybe later okay.".
That lawyer at the end is gold... LOL He is just tired of all that crap and want to have normal clients again...
Shouldn't any Politicians involved in organizing or participating in the attempted insurrection be suspended without pay until they are in prison or exonerated?
That's what would happen in a democracy, so joke's on you
Insurrection is serious. However, you can't just nuke anyone accused of it or its going to be a popular accusation .
The moment you realise you live in a third world country...
No this is an empire brah
I think all who voted to overturn the results should be removed.
41 months in prison is short of 10,yrs that he deserves
Even worse he won't end up serving the full 41 months either.
@@Logan_Baron most probably he'll get bail crowds funded. If it was any different races or ethnicity things would gone differently
@@user-kp8dh5wu2n he is, however, actually sentenced now: I don't think bail applies any more, and wasn't it refused in the first instance anyway? I could be wrong...
well yes
and also way more than the other sentences for capital invaders handed down so far
since prosecutor sentence requests have been treating capital invasion as petty misdemeanors, I think
this guy's sentence is for dressing as if indigenous instead of wrapping himself in the USA flag
can't have it looking as if any of the real natives hereabouts escaped their reservation
not that this clown suit salesman actually looks like a real native, or a real Viking, or anything real
Mikey Bing's been making it all up as he goes along for a long time now.
It's very addictive. Being a music junkie, and having some counseling experience, I've spent a fair amount
of time hearing folks addicted to a wide variety of drugs (including coffee, cigs, alcohol, and sugar in that)
and over half a century of doing so the feeling has grown on me that the one common denominator I see
all across the spectrum of drug addictions is they all smooth the path to total righteous certainty about
whatever pretentious shit the addict wants to effortlessly glorify his egomaniac addledness with
I'm from BC where all the flooding (causing multiple fatalities) is happening, and there are already nutbars commenting that the highway washouts weren't really caused by flooding... that instead the highways were being dynamited and the torrential rains were just a cover.
What is wrong with people? I hate all of this online conspiracy crap.
So sorry about the flooding in BC. I love BC so much, BC, Northwest Territories and Yukon. I lived north of Fairbanks Alaska for over 10 years and drove the AlCan several times a year all of that time carrying supplies for my husband's machine shop from Seattle. I know the Northwest Territories aren't on the AlCan, but I went up to Yellow Knife several times as well. "Oh Canada!"
The stupid shit people are saying is just ridiculous... We got flat earthers trying to bring back earth centric theories, saying forests are fake, while we also have people burning books.... I'm sorry, did we go back 1000 years somewhere and I didn't notice??? What's next, bubonic plague outbreaks and dunking women in tanks of water calling them witches??? Are we there yet?
@@turtlesterrylilbruin8620 Its the Lead in the water.
We've gotten too far from decency and just operating in good faith. Democracy, peace, all getting along kinda depends on everyone agreeing to things that are just basic given truths or facts, when people start to insist something we all know and can see is something else, like insisting the sky is purple when we all know it isn't that is pushing something you know is false and isn't operating in good faith. Otherwise anyone could just insist something is true and despite facts it could be decided by just how loud you yell, how much you repeat it, or how long you refuse to give up that you're wrong. when trump insisted he won and there was all this fraud yet couldn't prove a shred of anything it's kind of like the boy who cried wolf. Except now instead of people ignoring the boy they by now know is full of shit, they are picking up guns and going out killing every wolf they see despite all claims of wolf attacks being a big lie. The wolf is democracy and our voting rights, our ability to choose our leaders. They are trying to take that power. It isn't just in America, that's the goal of far right groups around the world, the whole point is to remove power we the people have to choose our leaders, how our government functions. Not getting off topic from your comment, that is my point. You're dealing with a real life crisis and here people are spreading this nonsense. Not only is it insulting for everyone in the tragedy but it actually causes harm by taking away from it. It's also a situation of is this climate change related, then people come with all these other nonsense theories that distract from the real issue. We need to prepare for these floods, working together to improve infrastructure not spreading ridiculous conspiracy theories. People spread these ridiculous conspiracy theories but there's nutjobs out there who take it seriously and upon themselves. It may seem ridiculous but so is a organized ring of child pornography being run out the basement of a pizza parlor by Bill Clinton. Didn't stop people from showing up there with assault rifles and eventually putting those poor people out of business. It's really up to all of us to know better, to not push BS, research your information and if it seems crazy it probably is! Have decency to play in good faith, no more unsportsmanlike conduct. To abandon fact is to abandon freedom. You submit to tyranny when you renounce the difference between what you want to hear and what is fact.
@@turtlesterrylilbruin8620 yes.
The Dead Kennedys should put out an album called "Straight to Dallas".
The misfits have a banger about JFK
I was heartbroken that there was no punk response from the Trump Presidency, Reagan gave us some great music. Punk has died and it is sad, I wanted Pussy Riot to learn to play instruments instead of lip syncing.
i love you for that!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My first thought
You live in a country where officials write crap down for their book deal instead of informing the authorities when it’s taking place. It’s like THANKS FOR TELLING ME months after it happened!
Mind boggling! Isn't it.
Better late than never (but, even better, never late!).
Capitalism at its finest
Months? More like years!
easy to blame the officials but do remember this is still a democracy. sure, people like to claim it's all rigged but if that were true, they certainly wouldn't be spending all that money on campaigning. Make no mistake, the officials are just a reflection of the voters. The officials are self serving because too many voters like that level of confidence or something. I don't know, I don't get it.
Qfaithfuls are one step away from becoming Jonestown
Ask Senator Jackie Speier knows what it is like to be hunted, shot and left for dead by Jonesd' cultists. Serious business brainwashing.
Only difference between trump and Jim Jones is trump charges for the kool aid
America is particularly susceptible to conspiracy theories given to its large religious population.
I bet it is impossible to find a Q follower who rejects God. God is the oldest and longest lived conspiracy theory.
@Grahame Wells then you are just as bad as them my friend. You want people that don't believe in the same things as you to die..... that's pretty fucked up. You are the same POS as the people that want Muslims or Christians to die. I don't speak to one of my best friends for the last 20 years because he fell into the trap of these idiots and he thinks crazy shit is real. But I don't wish death on him.... It makes me sad that I am raising 3 kids in this world full of hate.
Let’s hope they take that extra step.
Carl Sagan was 💯 on point with his assessment of Americas future when ignorance and stupidity are celebrated.
Remember, these are people who trust politicians as opposed to scientists. Seems rather ironic how they will accept whatever it is that the man-child Trump would say regarding medical issues as opposed to a doctor or scientist, but the second either they or a loved one becomes sick or injured, they immediately go to a doctor. Why not go to a politician with their ailments?? After all, the man-child Trump claims to know more about pretty much everything than anyone who has ever lived!!!!
I loved Sagan's movie Idiocracy!
Ignorance + stupidity = Democrat
So these people openly oppose a bill and when it gets passed they take credit for it.... even come together to punish those in their corner who supported it. And don't their constituents know this or they don't just care because they consider this behaviour acceptable for a representative?
They probably won’t hear about it. The news outlets they watch will never tell that story.
'Rumor is halfway around the world before Truth has it's boots on.' Mark Twain
Of course! They're calling it communism and sending death threats to republicans who decided this would be a good thing for the country even though trump wanted to do infrastructure and couldn't manage a single productive meeting. They all cheered when trump said he wanted roads, bridges, ports... Now.. how dare you fix that structurally unsafe bridge my kids school bus drives across! I don't expect the people calling it communism to pay out of pocket $8k for childcare when they will have something better that's paid for either!
INFRASTRUCTURE IS COMMUNIST!!!!!
@@curtisthomas2670 If they complain about it being communism then why don't they just buy all the land wherever they need to go, clear it of trees, and pave it so they have their own non communist road to use. Be sure to use NO public water, and source all the materials by hand by yourself, because all of those goods are shipped on communist railroads, roads, and airports maybe even made with some sort of fair labor communism or worse a union. Be sure to have your own power grid because nothing is more communist than being tied to a communal power grid overseen by a government agency. Also, don't shop for goods, or hire any other skilled labor because those people were educated in communist public schools. Let your trash pile up because trash disposal is most certainly a communist program with a communist agenda. Next time you need a Tylenol make sure you research, create, manufacture the drugs all yourself because those scientists and Doctors most definitely went to college, school, got public funding for research, development, making of drugs, and also funded the labs, grants, books all communism!!!! Oh no! They probably lived in little communist dorms while doing it too! Oh no!!! I hope they hunt their own food, on their own land, because why would you need to use someone else's or government land to hunt? Do it yourself!Better not use a commercial rifle or bow, make that shit from hand ya pinko commie! Dig the ore and smelt the steel and forge your own knives. Why not? Why rely on communism? I mean shit, this IS a free country. Nobody is forcing you to use all these amazing resources or drive on our roads or go to a library. Nobody forces you to go on welfare or food stamps or even collect social security. If it bothers you then don't fucking do it! How many losers cried about communism then willingly cashed their stimulus checks? Hmmm??? This isn't a communist country, so by all means practice it yourself! You don't like abortion, good for you! Don't use it! You think getting childcare capped or medical costs reduced is communism, then by all means pay full price! I'm pretty sure if you get a bill for $500 and it should have been $2000 you would rather pay $2000 just for the point of not taking a communist hand out? Sure! Pretty sure nobody would stop you! They'll gladly take $1500 more for your pride. Tell your daycare you're happier paying $8k more a child just for the personal label you have not accepted "communist" aid. Whatever! I'm sure they won't complain about an extra $8k in their pockets. Doesn't hurt me at all. Go ahead! Spend another $8k on billboards while at it and advertise how you spent more money just for some petty personal title that means nothing. Your choice! Free country! Go ahead, pay more! We already pay more for crappier health insurance, just so we can say we aren't socialist or anything. Awesome! If you get cancer and can't afford the $200k treatment you can just die. Happens every day! Own it, refuse financial assistance and just die because that is better than anyone thinking you're a communist. Seriously. If you have a major medical incident I doubt about anyone has all cash on hand to cover the massive expenses unless you have communist insurance or accept communist aid to lower the cost or even make payments lol... That's thinking like poor fools anyway, rich people run and do everything on credit. If you have diabetes insulin can cost $500 a month or more. According to people who think this is communism they would rather pay, or have diabetics pay $500+ a month for medicine that would cap at $35. Just for the point that a $6 med should cost $500+ instead of capping it at $35. That is communism? Since when is that communism? Protecting the price gouging of a corporation? By all means, if this "communist" bill lowers healthcare you are always welcome to pay the full non communist price. I'd rather be labeled communist and save $500more a month AND have all the medication needed to survive than be a poor sucker who can't have enough medicine to even be healthy. Who's the sucker? The one who paid $500 more for less, or the ones with more cash in their pockets and all the meds they need? Free country. Now that I called your bluff please return your stimulus checks, shut off your power and water, and go ahead and pay full non communist prices for medical costs, no payment plans, all upfront. You have my blessings and permission. Tell them "no communist discount for me, full price please!". Good luck!!!!!
The Q Files sounds like something you'd hear in a parody of America, and yet here we are. The Onion writers must be weeping.
All I can think of is how disappointed I am that George Carlin isn't still around. He would've had a field day with Drumpf, his fans, and Qanon.
The Onion was put out of business by Reality.
Stranger than fiction is no longer newsworthy. Now it's stranger than parody.
Qanon started as people trying to warn people of child murder for organs. Then the government shills started smearing qanon. You gotta really start thinking for Ur self. 10 kids are slaughtered so henry kissenger can live past 100? Just a possible example. Wealthy boomers who consume border children foster children kids from anyplace they can find them. Steven colbert im sure is on the waiting list for blood/tissue transplants for his service.
@@matthorrocks6517 If you're not being sarcastic, get help.
Joe Biden driving an _Electric_ HUMMER is something I didn't know I needed to see. Thank you Stephen.
A gas efficient war machine
@@runtodagobah8199 It'll make your peen seem bigger, though!
The EV Hummer will have a 350-mile-range on a single charge. I'm, however, going to buy the EV Corvette.
He also had the sunglasses on in case it took off.
I Want.
"The former guy made me do it" has to be one of the lamest excuses any domestic terrorist has ever attempted.
Yes - and *thank you* for labeling him as precisely what he is.
That defense was not acceptable at the Nuremberg trials over 70 years ago. Too bad these people don't know history.
And yet, it seems to be working.
Nazis said they were just " following orders".
Part of me wants to think someone decided to start the JFK thing is a joke not expecting anyone to take it seriously and is now laughing their ass off that people are still there.
I mean, it's at least less depressing a thought than what's actually going on
I mean that's how we got Q in the first place... 4 chan is now American policy
You just described the entire origin story of Qanon. And the Bible, among other things...
@Wary Trout Dude, Biden/Harris got more done for the country in 10 months than orange man and his merry band of goonies did in four years. And that's WITH GQP (and manchin/sinema) obstruction at every step of the way.
Accourse, we gotta give orange man credit where credit is due: he (and his goons) did a fine job of looting the treasury and enriching their buddies...
Look at the okay gesture as a symbol for wp. Indoctrination will make you believe anything.
Good job!! Im thinking someone should dress up as JFK and really try and trick them.. That might be entertaining.. Except it is cruel to our past President and disrespectful..
This while damn Q bunch is going to make us all crazy!!
I am going to rewrite that Old Saying:
"All it takes for Evil to Triumph is for 'Good Christians' to put their Faith in a Rich Man."
And the Lawyer? Sheer eloquence!
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An interesting edit; don't let the Catholics hear you, though - they wouldn't take kindly to being reminded that the Vatican's net worth is $4.5 billion.
K Hill That little? Thought it would be trillions by now.
'Good Christians'?
@@sophierobinson2738 Revisiting this, nothing has shaken my understanding of wealth visualizations as the sudden realization that Jeff Bezos has as much money as 45 Catholicisms.
"NPC in a video game about Wall Street."
Kushner seems like the kind to block the doorway you need to move through because of bad pathfinding, all while repeating the same two banal lines.
"You really shouldn't mess with me. My dad-in-law is an important man. He knows a guy who knows a guy who makes pillows."
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Pillow Guy is the main boss. You have to dodge his bullshit rays while he throws crack-filled pillows at you.
So long as it's an FPS.
"Do you get to the Financial District very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."
He's the one you push off a cliff because his dialogue is too annoying.
3.5 years for that? I’m no lawyer, but surely an insurrection should be taken a little more seriously than that?
I just took my IQ-Anon test and failed miserably proving I am not a moron.
Lol!
"Keep the peasants poor, ignorant and drunk." -- King Henry
"The white slave had taken from him by indirection what the black slave had taken from him directly and without ceremony. Both were plundered, and by the same plunderers. The slave was robbed by his master of all his earnings, above what was required for his bare physical necessities, and the white laboring man was robbed by the slave system, of the just results of his labor, because he was flung into competition with a class of laborers who worked without wages. The slaveholders blinded them to this competition by keeping alive their prejudice against the slaves as men--not against them as slaves."
― Frederick Douglass, My Bondage and My Freedom
All Republican Congressmen/women and Republican Senators, need to be held to account for what happened on the 6th of January.
In a 'true' democracy, there would be many, many indictments!
In the fake 'land of the free,' all of these people go free...lmfao!
also GOP mantra... and why they opposed the minimum wage being raised to a decent level
You'll need to be more specific. England has had 8 King Henrys so far, and France had, what, 6?
Although I'd doubt it was Henry II since he instituted massive educational and social reforms and presided over one if the longest periods of stability in the mediaeval world.
Nothing really to do with anything, I'm just being a pretentious idiot.
@@simongiles9749 I appreciate your input. 😊
Next up: Q faithful will be heading to Graceland, Tennessee to see Elvis.
Yup as soon as Bannon comes up with the Decipher Key to Crop Circles!
😂🤣😂🤣⚠️
Warning contains Attempted Sarcastic Satire.
Graceland in Memphis, TN *
Front row seats too
At least he’s there, and not going anywhere
I quit my job of 2 years & 3 months to smoke weed on my CZcams channel full time 💀
I always find the descriptions of the people in the still photos, used in the monologue, usually really funny and clever. Well done writers.
How the hell did he _only_ get *three years* for treason?!?!
@Wary Trout Haven't heard of this. Source? Sounds like some Q-A-nut crap.
@@iyeetsecurity922 This dude is just spewing crap on so many posts lol
@Wary Trout is that the best you can do, Miranda Hobbes? Yes, really! Come up with better conspiracy theories and comebacks.
@Wary Trout NIH did not admit that. Source: Washington post.
Them: Why are you so anxious and irritated all the time?
Me: Because grown ass adults are convinced JFK Jr will rise from the dead to join Trump in taking back the White House…and the crazies are only getting bolder and more mainstream
These QAnon idiots know that JFK was a Democrat, don't they???? Don't they??
True on all counts.
Genuinely trying to figure out at this point what is going on. Is it mental illness or just a lack of education?
@@belindarocky961 Strong genuine mixture of both!
that's because some of them actually believe in a guy who wears an actual tin foil hat, while the rest use the good JFK name just to piss you off. (It's working). The kool-aid is pretty strong.
Today’s my birthday and I can’t think of a better to end it than laughing with Stephen.
Happy Birthday!🎂
Happy Birthday 🎂❤
Happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday 🎉☺️
Happy Birthday and many more
Compare Biden testing out the hybrid to Bunker Biatch sitting in the driver's seat of that dump truck or whatever it was.
It's comforting having a President who actually knows how to drive a car.
Yeah, it's amazing the difference a real President can make 👍🚘🍺
You just know that Biden loves to drift around a car park 👍lol
Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for the inevitable mob of "Senile Biden" loons who think an orange man unable to use an umbrella, who doesn't understand why you shouldn't stare at the sun, who claimed injecting disinfectant would cure covid-19, and who used to say and write more nonsensical stuff all the time, is a stable genius.
It's electric not hybrid
Fire truck
Yep. He's taking a victory lap which he's entitled to. Infrastructure Week is no longer a joke. It's hard to believe a president actually works for all of us and isn't just excited about tax cuts for the rich and tweeting from his toilet. Cue the Q-Anons for sophisticated counter arguments.
How many times does Qanon have to be wrong before these people think "Wait a minute! This is bullshit!", it's like a bad relationship with a cheater "I know I slept around thirty times before this, but this time is different! I've changed!"
It's like a religious cult. They'll believe anything
@@Off-Grid A cult would at least have the sense to make a vague enough prediction so they could point at things after the fact and say "see what miracles have happened? Exactly as predicted!".
But Qanon gives very specific and absolute details on what is supposed to happen and when, and then when nothing happens they change the story like a kid making bad excuses as to why he didn't do his homework.
President Biden driving that electric hummer looked way more awesome then President Trump did when he sat in the fire truck and 18 wheeler.
That’s because Donald Trump is constipated. It’s really hard for a constipated person to have command of any vehicle.
He looks better in his 66 Corvette.
Do not mention that unmentionable name on this sacred ground.
They wouldn't even leave the keys in anything the diaper don was allowed to sit in
@@waryaawariiri1812 those who refuse or forget their past mistakes are doomed to repeat them lol
Thinking that the ghost of JFK Jr was going to come back to run with the Stable Genius, who is still actually the president.
Hmm, I would have thought the people who are eating horse de-wormer would have more common sense. 🤔😅😂
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Or at least horse sense.
Neigh!!!
@Rhiannon Q Kennedy Fake staged deaths. I know they are true. My Dad assisted. He was a music producer NYC the sixties. Tons of actors film producers politicians. All elbow to elbow. You don't know if your mom is really your mom. Ok I have a book here. Wait dad just passed in July. Time of mourning please.
@Rhiannon Q Kennedy (Ahhh I see what you're doing. 😉 Save some followers for the rest of us!)
Yea and uh, I met space people! And they uhm, they told me I was a God amongst men! All who follow me shall mm.. Er.. Be immortal!
(You're way better at this.. 😔)
For the people involved in the Jan. 6 2020 Capitol Hill riot, only one of two outcomes should happen:
1) life imprisonment without the possibility of parole or pardon
2) the death penalty
I'd give the #2, for crapping on the floors of the capital.
Q-Anons are a very vivid demonstration of how religions thrive.
Its either Q or Anons but not both as they are separate entities. Please look that up as you are embarrassing yourself.
Exactly
@@artale4404 Bannon is their anonymous QB. I'll never tell.....
@@artale4404 is there even an s? Are they Qs? Just crazy freaks, works for me!
41 months!? He got off WAY too easy! Treason is supposed to be punishable by death!
just as long as they get those traitors who swore an oath to defend the constitution. Need to spend their lives in trump's cell.
AG Merrick Garland is a coward, unless there are calls for him to resign in the media nothing will happen
Thank you for finally saying this.
Sounds like plenty of time to reflect and deprogram, as for treason ... is USA a new Roman Empire or has a king? Wasn't it flaunting the rule of law that start this mess in the first place? ...just let him do his time for his crime and allow his family and friends to unite with him after so we can all move on.
@@philmorton4590 no, what started this whole mess was an Orange Clown with hurt ego who can't handle the thought of losing so he decided to sic his minions onto an unsuspecting public. Punishments are supposed to fit the crime to teach the criminals a valuable lesson, and unfortunately for America the valuable lesson here seems to be "You're getting off light because baby you're white."
Had my third Moderna two weeks ago. So glad I got it.
Had my 3rd Moderna last week. Thankful this was available to me, and no-- still not magnetic!! Damn
Got Moderna booster 3 days ago. No special powers yet, darn it... But at least I'm better protected against COVID than the unvaxxed.
The best part of that crypto company dropping all that money to rename the stadium is that nearly everyone in Los Angeles is going to continue calling it the "Staples Center" in casual conversation anyway.
I love when he clears the stage of imaginary props!
Seeing Biden in that electric Hummer, I can't tell if he's the world's coolest uncool grandpa or the world's most uncool cool grandpa.
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Yes.
I bet he had some fun. Cool or uncool.
"Cool is just what ya make it, Jack! Im as cool as malt shake. Ask yer local doo-wop on the corner, they'll tell ya! I live like I got a dragon on my shirt now let me turn this hummer into a yeller!"
Still...I'll take this waaaaay over the last guy with the good "you know what" as he points to his own head
He misses being able to drive his Corvette.
41 months.. After claiming innocence, after trashing the place like a kid right after watching the cat in the hat and blaming the cat.
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And don't forget about him winging about the lack of organic food in jail...
That cussy lawyer is my hero.
To Q Shaman's lawyer:
“It begins with bad manners; it ends with random shootings in the streets.” - Evelyn Waugh
Genius! The condition of England is our new problem. Glad you and I read. 📚
@Wary Trout Tell us you hate yourself without telling us you hate yourself
@@talltrini10 More like: Tell us the public school system failed you without telling us.
@Wary Trout lol and then everyone got up and clapped at your story
@@talltrini10 Are you referring to the sick mom or white ppl apologizing story? I understand the sick mom story may have been TMI, but I don't see how he hates himself because he doesn't want people to be racially profiled.
I happen to believe we should be judged by our character & by our actions; the pigment of our skin should have nothing to do with folks who share our skin color. Do you think all white people believe JFK Jr died and turned Republican? That everyone with brown skin is Mexican or Puerto Rican? That all Native Americans beat drums & wear feathers? That Blacks can't swim? You don't have to be self-loathing to disagree with a group of people who just happen to wear your skin tone, live on your block, or share your last name.
Sheesh. Why do you & the others gotta sound so judgemental? Wary Trout sounds like a young Good Guy. Don't make him doubt his feelings or his right to his opinion. He's got plenty of years to pack his bags with experiences and disappointments. I hope there are more good memories & joy than bad. ☮️&💟
"30 days hath September, you're an insane Q-anon member."
...and one member gets to serve 41 months in prison!
All Republican Congressmen/women and Republican Senators, need to be held to account for what happened on the 6th of January.
In a 'true' democracy, there would be many, many indictments!
In the fake 'land of the free,' all of these people go free...lmfao!
He earned it....
@Cantika------💘 >>>pi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ii⁶u u u 50th⁷
Good one.
Why do they talk about Q like its a reality. Like its nothing. Why is Colbert so fascinated with the letter Q
Meanwhile, the people who incited the insurrection still have their jobs.
To be fair, most of them are self-employed, and they'd have to be crazy to let someone of their skills go... oh wait...
Well, most of them do.
trump 4ever 😆🥳🤣
And extremely well-paid jobs they are.
I mean, most of the people who rioted still have their jobs.
It's only been a handful of the very visible rioters that seem to be getting punished.
Contrast President Biden's command and control of the vehicle and how confident he appears with the former officeholder sitting in a stationary 18-wheeler looking like a kid visiting the fire station. Does orange blob even remember how to drive a car? That failure has ridden in limousines his entire life.
Recommend someone sends a big pink stretch limo to Dallas with dozens of Elvis impersonators handing out free balloons whilst singing Viva Las Vegas, in korean.
I realise they have to make fun of Biden to show "see? We didn't just hate Trump! We can make fun of anyone!" but that Hummer thing was awesome lol
Also funny!
Who was making fun of him? Steven's Biden seems awesome!
Other people have commented that comedians shouldn't make fun of the president. That's their job. Keep the president human. How did the judge say it? Presidents aren't kings, and plaintiff isn't president?
Colbert makes fun of Biden affectionately, as he always has.
@@sophierobinson2738 in your mind did I say that?
Of course Kushner did nothing, describes his time perfectly in Trump's do nothing government.
I don't like the guy but can you blame him in this regard? if your father in law were that level of nuts, would you step in front of that train? heh
Kushner did nothing for the country but I bet he made plenty of backroom deals with UAE and Israel to enrich his own coffers.
Trump belongs in prison!!!
They didn't do nothing, they kept busy grifting and destroying American institutions. Trump's post office guy is still busy wrecking the post office.
Trump belongs in PRISON!!!???
That for-my-younger-viewers bit was one of the best I've heard in a while. Nicely done!
Go Cryptos.
"... and NPC in a videogame about Wall Street" definitely didn't get the laughs it deserved.
I really can't with Qs any more! It is just getting.... wow, I just..yeah! The nut house is looking for their residents!
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and the head of Q (Flynn) is still walking around free as a bird. Please arrest him for treason.
Haha! My thoughts exactly! 🤣
tell me about WTC-7....adults are speaking now, you quiet
Where are these people’s people? Sane family who can have them committed because seriously this shit can become dangerous. This surfer who lives in the town next to mine murdered his children because of Q serpent nonsense , in Mexico.
Grampa Joe riding around in a brand new humvee while Benito Cheetolini pretended he was a kid pretending to be a truck driver. We know who the superior man now.
Neither! An old guy in an oversized vehicle is clearly overcompensating.
So good to hear of the sentencing of the Qanoon Shannon. I wish the rest of those who stormed the Capital get similar sentences and not just a few months in prison. Justice must not seem to be served but actually served.
The 'Grassy Noel' sign was particularly special.
They might still be there for Xmas singing hymns. Makes sense?
"Squeezably soft Shaman". Remember that toilet paper commercial?😁 Watch out for your lonely, big guy cellmate, horned dude!
Gotta love this show, best late night out here.
@Cantika------💘 Thanks for the offer but im good....
Oh good.. a comment that’s irrelevant apart from stroking his ego.
@@JuICyBLiinGeR I can comment on a show I like, don't start complaining.
Any Grand Pubah minds his P's & Q's and may I say that this bit was extraordinary!
Jacob Chansley is a prime example of single parent indulgence.
Maybe. But I also think he genuinely has mental-health problems, and it's very difficult for a parent -- or any loved one -- to deal with that. I'm not going to blame the mom when I have no idea how I'd handle a similar situation.
@@ValerieJNorse I stand corrected. Thank you.
Are the Dallas kooky crowd there 24 hours a day? They could have just missed him.
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Lol 😂
I kind of pity them if they are on 24 hour vigil. There's nothing in Dealey Plaza to eat, sit on or catch a nap, and the nearest hotel is miles away.
@@krejados1 Thats exactly what I was thinking. I remember going to the museum there in middle school and then our whole class walked to the spaghetti warehouse from there. I was smaller then but iirc it was quite a long walk with very little in between.
(Maybe when the kooks are gone I should visit the museum again and walk down to have some spaghetti afterwards haha)
I can't get excited about these prison sentences, because we all know they're not actually going to serve. And if they do, it'll be for a month or two tops.
are you expecting a presidential assassination in a month or two? cause it is hard to see these guys getting pardoned by Biden
@@Mithril_Antimarr it's called parole and early release for good behavior.
@@puellamservumaddominum6180 Under the federal sentencing guidelines, there is NO MORE parole or early release for 'good behavior'. He will serve 85% of his sentence. Period. He will serve 35 months.....day-for-day. Also because of his wacky behavior, he will not be sent to a minimum security 'camp', but rather a medium security prison. He will NOT have fun.
@@itsjustme8947 hope they stop his special organic diet.
While complaining there's no gluten free food in jail
"You tried to overthrow our government! That was not cool.
Now have a time-out and try again in 4 years."
- USA, The bestest country everest!
Exactly, a slap on the wrist doesn't exactly send a message
@@Off-Grid Oh, it sends a message.
"Try again!"
@@dasstigma yep.
45 never drove any of the vehicles he sat in probably because he couldn’t figure out how to turn them on! The same problem he has with women
As far as the renaming of the Staples Center; People will still call it that. The iconic SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario was renamed The Rogers Center in 2005 and 16 years later and literally EVERYONE still calls it the SkyDome
They renamed the Sears Tower The Willis Tower over a decade ago, but Chicagoans still call it the Sears Tower.
Only people on TV call it Rogers Centre because they are legally required to haha
The Garden
@@Rayzersword it’s peak for Roger eh 😅
Why pass up a chance to call the venue "The Crypt?"
OK. But please export some of those deputized Times Square Elmos to the red Midwest where they're most needed!
Coming from a vaccinated Democrat in the Red Midwest stronghold of Indiana, “PLEASE DO THIS! I just want to go to college again without the need for a mask!”
Jon threw in that “do you remember the time” line flawlessly
Joe Biden driving a Electric Hummer is the hero we need.
This should be played next to Trump's pretending to drive.
NO. This guy flew his motorcade over to Glasgow for COP26. This virtue signaling over the environment needs to stop.
Jared Kushner looks like Tom Riddle ( Harry Potter) , who became Voldermort.
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Hey I've seen Bubba Hotep, I know JFK was turned into a black guy, and fights mummies in a nursing home with Elvis Presley, who sounds strangely like that guy Ash from Evil Dead. 😉😂🤣 Couldn't keep a straight face typing this.
Awesome movie!
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂 a 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That is absolutely true.
Your taste in movies is superb. Chef's kiss.
And he was thinking with SAND, no less!
You really can tell the difference in his viewers' ages by the fact he felt it necessary to say "non-player character" in full.
FOR ANYONE GETTING THEIR 3RD SHOT. Be sure to have some time off scheduled the day after. The 1st and 2nd didn't bother me but the 3rd really hit hard. Definitely worth getting but odds are you'll need a day to recover. Just a friendly heads up.
You still got it Love the Biden impressions 😎🤣 and the Qanon Shaman lawyer is too f***kin hilarious “But my opinion doesn't mean sh*t” 😂
The quote he gave about making fun of this original quote "The only thing Necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" is actually Edmund Burke's version of this quote. The original that is attributed to John Stuart Mill means the same thing but is written totally different..."Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing". Totally different words coming to the same point.
Thank you! That bothered me.
“Schmuck!” - Great line!
These QAnon theorists are either top notch 'social experiment' pranksters, or nucking futs; neither of which I find comforting
Gonna have to go with Nucking Futs, final answer.
Did I win?
The followers are being trolled.
Heard they a pig farmers from the Philippines
Grateful they finally gave a decent sentence for Jan 6th.
just setting the bar, so that when elected officials get 20 to life it won't be a shock.
Hopefully he gets mental therapy with it.
Should be longer
"The white slave had taken from him by indirection what the black slave had taken from him directly and without ceremony. Both were plundered, and by the same plunderers. The slave was robbed by his master of all his earnings, above what was required for his bare physical necessities, and the white laboring man was robbed by the slave system, of the just results of his labor, because he was flung into competition with a class of laborers who worked without wages. The slaveholders blinded them to this competition by keeping alive their prejudice against the slaves as men--not against them as slaves."
― Frederick Douglass, My Bondage and My Freedom
A powerful quote, John Brown.
Prisoners in America make a lot of things (licence plates, as just one example) and are unpaid except for their room and board. America maintains a slave system.
Thank you for sharing that quote.
"Most persons do not realize how far [the view that common oppression would create interracial solidarity] failed to work in the South, and it failed to work because the theory of race was supplemented by a carefully planned and slowly evolved method, which drove such a wedge between the white and black workers that there probably are not today in the world two groups of workers with practically identical interests who hate and fear each other so deeply and persistently and who are kept so far apart that neither sees anything of common interest.
It must be remembered that the white group of laborers, while they received a low wage, were compensated in part by a sort of public and psychological wage. They were given public deference and titles of courtesy because they were white. They were admitted freely with all classes of white people to public functions, public parks, and the best schools. The police were drawn from their ranks, and the courts, dependent on their votes, treated them with such leniency as to encourage lawlessness. Their vote selected public officials, and while this had small effect upon the economic situation, it had great effect upon their personal treatment and the deference shown them. White schoolhouses were the best in the community, and conspicuously placed, and they cost anywhere from twice to ten times as much per capita as the colored schools. The newspapers specialized on news that flattered the poor whites and almost utterly ignored the Negro except in crime and ridicule."
-W.E.B Du Bois (Black Reconstruction [1935], 700-701)
Hahaha Butternut Berlusconi 🤣
Stephen’s best line ever: 30 days hath September...... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wonder how that eating organic food only is going for Chansley.....
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I'm sure prison considers spit organic.
"Anyone wanna hop on the back? On the roof?" How 'bout the rumble seat?! (This has been your daily "Old Biden" joke.)
I like what his mama said, "ass, gas or grass. No one rides for free." 😉
At least trump knew where he was.
@@vivigesso3756 Not really.
@@vivigesso3756 like when Trump got off Air Force One, walked past the Beast and secret service had to chase him down?
But the president drives a cool corvette too, only rumble that has is coming from the side pipes.
It should've been Law and Order: STFU...I'd watch that.
41 months? For violent treason is that the correct sentence?
Ass, gas or grass? HAven't heard that one for a while.
I love how our former president used to pretend to drive trucks, while Our current one actually can drive trucks... at least until they take his license away for hitting a fire hydrant.
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Notice how there was nothing around for him to hit. 😎
@@grmpEqweer Do you think it would be reasonable for anyone else to have something around for them to possibly hit?
@@kerentolbert5448
Probably not. They wanted him to play with a cool electric truck to sell the thing, not demonstrate parallel parking skills. I was just joking. I mean, we'll see how well *I* drive when/if I'm approaching 80...
@@grmpEqweer I feel encouraged, that I have possibly 12 more years to drive.
Sheesh, Q-freaks are like Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin. They'd be lucky to get Snoopy, rising from the pumpkin patch only to laugh at them.
I think it might be wise to put EXTRA security at the JFK burial site for the time being!!!
I miss colberts Trump Twitter impersonations
“Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot” 😂
Thx for bringing us so much laughter
trunp 4ever 🤣
It was the worst part
I kinda miss how he pronounced it too: "Daht daht daht, daht daht, daht daht daht"
@@tuyenle8107 in jail 🤣
Also can't you get your three subscribers to spell check and up vote your comment so that it wasn't too painfully obvious you liked your own comments?
I miss it too, but if it helps his mind I'd rather Stephen not do it anymore. And since our "special" someone can't tweet anymore…
"Butternut Berlusconi" 😂
As an Italian I spat out my spaghetti at Butternut Berlusconi
Let me know when Prince is going to show up and I'll be there.
I would love this show if they would just add captioning. Low CZcams channels can manage, why not this one? Deaf people laugh too.
I second this
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Non-native English speakers would appreciate accurate subtitles, too
Normally there’s always captioning. I almost always watch them without sound.
@@thesincitymama So true. For the life of me I couldn't make out what he was saying about crypto- "three bags of flour. It's a very 'vartled'/varlatle/wattled (?!?!) currency." And Stephen has an especially strong accent ('Bob' is 'Baaab' and 'Bomb' is 'Baarmb') and is often difficult to follow.
I didn't know Stephen did such a good Johnny Carson impersonation.
His Bernie Sanders is even better.
It might have been useful to explain what a staple is for the benefit of a generation who've never learnt to write on paper.
Particularly good monologue. Thanks!
"You look good Mr. President"
Ugh... he must be thinking he's still catering to the fragile ego of the orange baby...
This sucker is something else... so good!
The comment was not particularly funny, however your profile pic of Murray makes up for any deficit. Carry on.
Edit: You look good Murray.
@@nonedefense8296 thanks, got a new haircut
Also, I wasn't actually being funny, I was serious. That kind of sucking up is very ugh, and exactly what the orange baby would demand while biden couldn't care less.
Mango Mussolini!!!
Do we remember the piture of trump in the truck? He got to pull the horn.
they didnt trust him to drive the truck. I dont think trump can drive anything other than a golf cart.
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@@resikchanel843 why are you commenting this on so many of these?
I believe you're right. Privileged kid probably got chauffeured everywhere.
Wait, he can drive a golf cart? That's twice the skills I thought he had.
Don't think he has a DL. He's been driven everywhere his while life.
Suddenly remember someone said about xfiles fan (applicable to qanon) "the truth is subjective, YOU'RE out there"
Stephen makes the best joe biden impressions