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  • @teresateresa8933
    @teresateresa8933 Před 2 lety +6

    We have Santa court - you have Kavanagh, enough said 😎

  • @SolidSiren
    @SolidSiren Před 2 lety +83

    This is beyond insanity. Voting to "stop recognizing a member of congress as Republican"?! Because she DOESN'T AGREE with you?! Wtf.

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 Před 2 lety +12

      Preschoolers behave better 'round the sandbox then they do!

    • @Sequoia204
      @Sequoia204 Před 2 lety +22

      Republicans firmly believe in "cancel culture"

    • @bkdascenzo
      @bkdascenzo Před 2 lety +9

      Thankfully Liz Chaney has a backbone!!

    • @roblarssen249
      @roblarssen249 Před 2 lety +3

      I have little sympathy for the Republican Party, but this is actually quite standard around the world--a party has official positions it expects members to adhere to, and members who openly defy those positions can be subject to party discipline up to and including having their party endorsement withdrawn. This is quite common in the UK for example. Now, the official position of the Republican Party happens to be fascism, but that is an entirely different issue

    • @vivelaresistance2526
      @vivelaresistance2526 Před 2 lety

      @@Sequoia204 yet they love canceling people haha

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 Před 2 lety +25

    Colbert's Bernie is made with genuine affection.

  • @ZchibizroxZ
    @ZchibizroxZ Před 2 lety +16

    You are absolutely right, our little coins with animals on them do make us happy 😂🇨🇦

  • @42.0fmthefever5
    @42.0fmthefever5 Před 2 lety +153

    I am Canadian myself and Mr. Colbert you kill me 🤣 thanks for the great laughs 🥰🇨🇦❤

    • @Bunchoeves
      @Bunchoeves Před 2 lety +3

      Only a Canadian would be polite enough to call him Mr. Colbert. The rest of us just call him Colbert. ;)

    • @42.0fmthefever5
      @42.0fmthefever5 Před 2 lety

      @@Bunchoeves ahaha

    • @Hellheart
      @Hellheart Před rokem

      I'm considering moving up to Canada. I went to Michigan State University and visited your charming country several times while I was in school. My country recently went through a bit of a rough patch. And, if it happens again, I'm definitely writing the US off as a total loss and heading up to my wonderful neighbors to the north.

  • @deekay3064
    @deekay3064 Před 2 lety +32

    “…And co-worker who doesn’t know what happened to your peanut butter cups.” I’m dead.

  • @Bucko1126
    @Bucko1126 Před 2 lety +9

    As Canadian, I can confirm that animals on our coins does in fact make me happy 😊

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +1

      Lots of other countries do it too. Just look at Icelandic coins

  • @lizhutchinson6978
    @lizhutchinson6978 Před 2 lety +31

    When Steven said "Corona Elizabeth Virus!" I felt that in my soul. LOL

  • @filmcrew3531
    @filmcrew3531 Před 2 lety +126

    As a Canadian I approve this endorsment of our Supreme Santa Court.

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Před 2 lety +4

      Eh, eh!

    • @cb-tc9lw
      @cb-tc9lw Před 2 lety +9

      For sure. Jolly Santa's actually handing down unbiased law based judgements. Maybe we should loan them to America for a brief field trip. Show them what a non partisan court that respects the citizenry and and rule of law looks like.

  • @mitchzurbrigg2403
    @mitchzurbrigg2403 Před 2 lety +147

    Im in canada. It's true. Our $1 is a Loon, $2 is a polar bear , 25cents is a moose and nickle is a beaver. A dime is a random boat from out east. Also our courts are Santa's. Life is peaceful here.

    • @lalaj5831
      @lalaj5831 Před 2 lety +22

      It is not a “random” boat on the dime. It is The Bluenose, fastest racing ship in Canadian history.

    • @sandratibbetts5424
      @sandratibbetts5424 Před 2 lety +6

      Or we're smoking to much weed when the coins were made lol.

    • @abjectt5440
      @abjectt5440 Před 2 lety +16

      @@lalaj5831 A fishing schooner that never lost a race. Beat the Yanks race after race.

    • @tracyanne64
      @tracyanne64 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lalaj5831 Exactly!

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Před 2 lety +17

      Almost the same in Australia, we've got
      5c echidna.
      10c lyrebird.
      20c platypus.
      50c Commonwealth Coat of Arms, being held by a trapped kangaroo & emu (cause neither can walk backwards, so facing each other, no more wars or boxing us, they're stuck lol)
      $1 a whole mob of kangaroos.
      $2 I guess is recognition that our Aboriginal people were counted as livestock/animals on the census until 1967, cause instead of an animal, there's one of them on it!
      Other side of all of them is the same as the Canadian coins :)

  • @crowflight719
    @crowflight719 Před 2 lety +94

    Hey Stephen. As a Canadian, I do enjoy your Canadian jokes and segments. They always give me a chuckle. Thanks.

    • @edwink1467
      @edwink1467 Před 2 lety

      Awww we love your “country” too

  • @JR-gh8lp
    @JR-gh8lp Před 2 lety +13

    That was an accurate depiction of Sen Bernie… especially the soup part

  • @traviswebb3532
    @traviswebb3532 Před 2 lety +154

    Bernie Sanders shows up to my door for any reason he's getting a firm handshake and invited in. Feel the bern!!!!!!

    • @lalaj5831
      @lalaj5831 Před 2 lety +5

      I would make him soup.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh yeah, sure... where were you when he was getting marginalized fo being "too old" or that other chesnut, "too socialist"?

    • @traviswebb3532
      @traviswebb3532 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 who ya talking to champ?

    • @traviswebb3532
      @traviswebb3532 Před 2 lety

      @Derek Lowe looks you are angry at the wrong person.

    • @traviswebb3532
      @traviswebb3532 Před 2 lety

      @Derek Lowe depends on whom that person is. 😉

  • @avadarkness666
    @avadarkness666 Před 2 lety +139

    I love Colbert's Bernie Sanders impression. Good stuff!!

    • @hopefulskeptic42
      @hopefulskeptic42 Před 2 lety +1

      I agree...that was actually a pretty good impression of Burnie. Good one!

  • @TableForOne1976
    @TableForOne1976 Před 2 lety +105

    I personally think it is adorable that you don’t regard Canada as a real country. All jokes aside, do you think it is easy living next door to a nation so arrogant and dismissive of other countries, even after they nearly lost their own democracy to a homegrown coup attempt a year ago?

    • @jennifersturridge8802
      @jennifersturridge8802 Před 2 lety +4

      Agreed

    • @HAZY0809
      @HAZY0809 Před 2 lety +19

      I agree with your sentiment but come on... that is the whole reason that its funny! The thought isn't unfounded in subcultures across the USA but it doesn't mean its justified. Jokes like that are a jab at those subcultures that believe America is the center of the entire Universe. Speaking for myself and I'm sure many other folks down here, Canada is a model nation. It can be scary for Republicans because they are led to believe that Canada is a socialist shit show. Their media portrays Canada as similar to California and let me tell ya, Republicans HATE Cali. They also hate veggies, hairlessness, perceived uselessness, things that don't explode, brown people (except Will Smith), their shadow. Canada is probably on the list but don't worry because you are alongside the rest of reality.

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety +7

      Yea. I'm sure it sucks. We're just making cute jokes. We still love you guys!

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Před 2 lety +18

      Believe it or not, many of us citizens of the Banana Republic of The United Banks of Amerika- In Goldman Sachs & JP Morgan We Trust- are not too happy with the way things have been going either but unfortunately we have 74,000,000 idiots in this country that think a serial lying grown man that attacked his own country, and needs to wear fake tan make-up and who also married a soft porn actress after bankrupting casinos, is the epitome of how a person should conduct their lives.
      I'd apologize but it aint my fault.

    • @jennifersturridge8802
      @jennifersturridge8802 Před 2 lety +3

      @@id10t98 Agreed!!

  • @adavelaar
    @adavelaar Před 2 lety +11

    When I had just immigrated to Canada and did all the touristy things I made the mistake of saying the outfits looked Christmassy and the guy next to me got mad for saying this, but even now after 8 years of being here I think he overreacted. Because... You know.... I wasn't wrong 😂

  • @starrdust13
    @starrdust13 Před 2 lety +58

    Omg Bernie 😂😂 “knock knock!”

    • @jglh1839
      @jglh1839 Před 2 lety +4

      "Do I smell soup?" Lol

  • @budsnvines
    @budsnvines Před 2 lety +36

    "I smell SOUP!" 😂

    • @carriej.4120
      @carriej.4120 Před 2 lety +2

      My favorite part is the finger hands lol

  • @goflyakitefilms
    @goflyakitefilms Před 2 lety +38

    Better to have a cute Supreme Court than the remenence of a democracy

  • @wendyreis8698
    @wendyreis8698 Před 2 lety +8

    As a Canadian, I can say, I would rather be here than in the U.S.

  • @jamedraa8472
    @jamedraa8472 Před 2 lety +103

    That Bernie Sanders impression is everything.

    • @pre9341
      @pre9341 Před 2 lety +1

      Classic!😂

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 2 lety +3

      Seth has better impression than that, but just by a margin, and he gone to that impression camp

    • @pepsiwepsi1952
      @pepsiwepsi1952 Před 2 lety +1

      @@chrissiek8706 Did you see Seth’s 2 nights ago?! He’s the best.

    • @zelmoziggy
      @zelmoziggy Před 2 lety

      @@chrissiek8706 A large margin.

  • @LadyPenelope
    @LadyPenelope Před 2 lety +150

    It's just past midnight and while I watched Stephen perform, it occurred to me it was the first time I laughed this week...sad are these times.

    • @Z1nny
      @Z1nny Před 2 lety +13

      Wishing you more joy and laughter! ❤

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 Před 2 lety +10

      Try a Lil herbal therapy 😏

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 2 lety +2

      I need my nightly doses of Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel or I go through withdrawals. Lol. I need them.

    • @maxdoubt5219
      @maxdoubt5219 Před 2 lety +3

      Laughter is but one leg of the happiness triad, along with singing and dancing. Remember: LSD = laugh, sing, dance. Like our ancestors did for millennia.

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Před 2 lety

      @@maxdoubt5219; Cheesus doesn't like that!

  • @tyaarmstrong2751
    @tyaarmstrong2751 Před 2 lety +3

    I find that children are best at changing attitudes, so go muppets…greetings from Canada/Guatemala.

  • @MrKnowledgeZ
    @MrKnowledgeZ Před 2 lety +121

    I wish Bernie won for many reasons, one of them being we’d get that impression more often 😂

    • @honoralovall5983
      @honoralovall5983 Před 2 lety +11

      We needed Bernie but the DNC didn't want to give up their corporatist bribes.

    • @0Advocat0
      @0Advocat0 Před 2 lety +10

      Well that and your medical care system would cease to be a complete nightmare, but the impressions are fun, yeah.

    • @rickegarner8111
      @rickegarner8111 Před 2 lety

      @@honoralovall5983
      Nah,
      Democrats voted for an actual Democrat
      Go figure...

    • @livinginvancouverbc2247
      @livinginvancouverbc2247 Před 2 lety +1

      @@honoralovall5983 That, and it was What's Her Name's turn to be Prez.

    • @hollydowns2279
      @hollydowns2279 Před 2 lety

      We wanted Bernie but we only get stuck.with Republicans in blue in red democracy is dead

  • @shridevi2634
    @shridevi2634 Před 2 lety +15

    Love from Canada xoxo

  • @Mabeldog
    @Mabeldog Před 2 lety +83

    As a Canadian I was super pissed off when you made fun of.....holy shit our Supreme Court dresses like fucking Santa's!?!??!? Wtf?????

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 2 lety +6

      I think it's cool. Neat. Especially the capes!

    • @DarkSkay
      @DarkSkay Před 2 lety +1

      It's all fun until they bring a monochrome 2000 page law book as a Chistmas gift ;)

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣❤👍

    • @daveyoung4404
      @daveyoung4404 Před 2 lety

      We Canadians support many historical symbols, the Magna Carta was the original catalyst of many Democracies throughout the world ; even though the Fathers of Independence in America would like to take all the credit. Democracy is something to celebrate, not to mock. As long as our Supreme Court works diligently to bring about new laws and legislation to support our Democracy and the wonderful, peaceful lifetimes that Canadians enjoy; I don't care what the Supreme Court Magistrates wear. A Canadian who usually enjoys your sense of humour but NOT today. Yes, we ARE A COUNTRY, in fact we are your NEIGHBOUR who wishes that you respect our very diverse differences. No points for your comedy today Colbert, that is a low hit below the belt . NOT AMUSED

    • @Mabeldog
      @Mabeldog Před 2 lety

      @@daveyoung4404 plz don't put this whiny rant on my post. If you can't take a joke you are in the wrong place

  • @ScorpionTrail
    @ScorpionTrail Před 2 lety +118

    I like the show, but Liz Cheney has been one of the ballsiest Republicans so far. She's been going against Trump for months while the rest of the cowards kneel at his feet.

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Před 2 lety +12

      Agreed

    • @XLseattle
      @XLseattle Před 2 lety +13

      I do not agree with her policy positions but I cannot disagree that she is a loyal American

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety +5

      I thought the same

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 2 lety +4

      She’s a dirtbag greedy conservative who voted with t**** over 90% of the time, but she does believe in democracy and elections

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Před 2 lety +9

      @@mariag.8242 She's still the only one with balls.

  • @m2h238
    @m2h238 Před 2 lety +8

    Love the fact that Stephen is still around. The Late Show is a funny, reliable , informative gem. The format doesn’t allow the same kind of interviews he did on the Colbert Report because it is a different platform with a different purpose

  • @paulfranklin4276
    @paulfranklin4276 Před 2 lety +58

    As a Canadian I can say we are quite proud of our santa judges

    • @bethgriesauer3825
      @bethgriesauer3825 Před 2 lety +1

      Do they always wear the Santa robes?

    • @klew83
      @klew83 Před 2 lety +5

      @@bethgriesauer3825 Just at Christmas. On Valentines day they dress as Cupid. On St. Patrick's day they dress as Leprechauns. At Easter they dress as bunnies.

    • @bethgriesauer3825
      @bethgriesauer3825 Před 2 lety +1

      @@klew83 Ohhhh, okay! They're doing it for fun. That's awesome!

    • @paulfranklin4276
      @paulfranklin4276 Před 2 lety

      They actually do wear them all year round

    • @klew83
      @klew83 Před 2 lety +2

      @@bethgriesauer3825 No no I was joking. These are actually "dress robes" that they wear on special occasions. The rest of the time they wear the same black silk robes that most justices wear.

  • @juan-carlosfrancois8498
    @juan-carlosfrancois8498 Před 2 lety +37

    At least Canada's supreme court justices have style 🔥🔥🔥☝🏾😂😂😂

  • @LlamaKingGaming
    @LlamaKingGaming Před 2 lety +38

    The last thing Americans should be doing is making fun of Canadians judicial system

  • @dianedesrosiers2057
    @dianedesrosiers2057 Před 2 lety

    I am from Quebec Canada, …and I am laughing:) Love you Mr Colbert.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 2 lety +368

    Bernie: Once again I am asking you to roll up your damned sleeve!

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Před 2 lety +3

      I quit my job of 2 years to smoke weed on my CZcams channel full time 👌💯

    • @cynthiamclellan6745
      @cynthiamclellan6745 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SevenHunnid 😤💨

    • @vtrbswarmachine
      @vtrbswarmachine Před 2 lety

      To the ones that don't have to. Ignorance is bliss! Get some more Gatorade it hydrates! Morons.

    • @To_Live_Is_To_Suffer
      @To_Live_Is_To_Suffer Před 2 lety +1

      @@vtrbswarmachine Brawndo has electrolytes!... Smfh...

  • @ianbell8701
    @ianbell8701 Před 2 lety +54

    As a Canadian….loved the Canada bit!🇨🇦

  • @toddjames3372
    @toddjames3372 Před 2 lety +25

    Almost spit my Timmies out when Stevie said "not guilty" regarding our Supreme Santa's skit.
    Hilarious eh !
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @rjlwis
    @rjlwis Před 2 lety +1

    "I smell Soup!" Priceless...

  • @melissamerrill4496
    @melissamerrill4496 Před 2 lety +40

    As a Canadian I have to say I loved that Canadian Supreme Court bit! Hilarious!

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 Před 2 lety +86

    I like how we've moved onto not naming a certain megalomaniac 😁

  • @alxa4739
    @alxa4739 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm surprised you didn't know. Our 9 Santa supreme court is 1 of our most famous features, along with their reindeer carriage entrance ceremony

  • @ElliotWright
    @ElliotWright Před 2 lety +44

    It's adorable seeing Americans learn basic stuff about Canada, like how we've *always* dressed our Supreme Court Justices (for ceremonial occasions at least) :P

    • @antiquegeek
      @antiquegeek Před 2 lety +2

      With or without their Santa suits I dont judge them but I for one am very happy that our Supreme Court Justices are dressed (at least till the end of the ceremonies).

    • @nem0763
      @nem0763 Před 2 lety

      one of them is from my neck of the woods in northern BC. nobody I've asked has ever heard of him lol

  • @craigrussell7542
    @craigrussell7542 Před 2 lety +81

    Oh yes, Canada is a real country. And we have a functioning democracy. 🙂

    • @jglh1839
      @jglh1839 Před 2 lety +6

      Don't make me envious, Canada, eh? That wouldn't be polite.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Před 2 lety +6

      yes but according to the Americans, their country was never supposed to be a democracy, it's a "republic" (now if only I could find the face palm emoticon

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety +2

      We are just jealous 🤣🤣🤣❤👍

    • @Nelsea7190
      @Nelsea7190 Před 2 lety +5

      dont forget that we Canadians wont face a potential degradation/collapse of our democracy in the upcoming election. sure they may be contentious but its not like the 2-3 sides are fighting each other to either destroy or preserve democracy .

    • @VexChoccyMilk
      @VexChoccyMilk Před 2 lety +1

      Do we though? We have a PM that can push through OICs even though it's a minority government, and he lost the popular vote.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 2 lety +199

    Thanks for keeping us informed and entertained from begindemic to endemic, Stephen!

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Před 2 lety +3

      There, I reported both those spammer shits. Here is a real comment for you:
      Loved the pun.

    • @ecchidragon8038
      @ecchidragon8038 Před 2 lety

      I see what you did there... xD

    • @MoparMissileDivision
      @MoparMissileDivision Před 2 lety +1

      I wish I could give you one hundred thumbs up!

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 Před 2 lety +5

    "Coworker who doesnt know what happened to your peanut butter cup." Awesome segment, kudos to the writers on this one!

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Před 2 lety +25

    Condescend to Canada when they're literally doing better as a country than we are 🤦‍♂️

    • @terramarini6880
      @terramarini6880 Před 2 lety +8

      It's fine dude, we all think it's hilarious and our supreme court does look like a Santa party, you should see the lawyers with their wigs...

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek Před 2 lety +2

      It’s called a joke buddy.

  • @c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889

    Sesame Street Muppet are better than some real humans, Kermit taught me it's not easy but to try my best, Gonzo taught me that no matter the way you look it's what inside that counts, Big Bird taught me to not be afraid and ask questions and The Count taught me to be cool and wear a cape and it's alright to laugh at my own jokes even when counting numbers.

    • @aljohnson2838
      @aljohnson2838 Před 2 lety +1

      @Håkan Bråkan Kråkan 🤣

    • @ligeiaztomb2755
      @ligeiaztomb2755 Před 2 lety +2

      THIS

    • @MsKarenlu1
      @MsKarenlu1 Před 2 lety +11

      Thank you for sharing that! I’ve never heard anyone discuss what they truly learned from Sesame Street! Awesome 🤩

    • @lionheart3478
      @lionheart3478 Před 2 lety +1

      HUMANS HAND CONTROLLING THE PUPPETS .

    • @brycr250
      @brycr250 Před 2 lety +2

      Did any female muppets teach you anything? Just curious, it just seems so male dominated and there’s no one there for girls to look up to besides miss piggy. It’s been many years since I’ve watched the show as you can probably tell.

  • @matthewsapiano
    @matthewsapiano Před 2 lety +34

    Ah Canada... you mean that country that has a actual functioning government and political system with multiple parties, plus free health care
    Yeah I'm going to stick with Canada thanks

    • @lorrainemarczak5930
      @lorrainemarczak5930 Před 2 lety +1

      Hi Matthew! B.C. here. Where in Canada ya from bud?

    • @matthewsapiano
      @matthewsapiano Před 2 lety +1

      @@lorrainemarczak5930 in Ontario in the GTA, wish I was in BC so beautiful, hope your'e alright with all the rainfall there

  • @maargenbx1454
    @maargenbx1454 Před 2 lety +4

    I’m hosting Thanksgiving this year, but hell no I’m not requiring masks. Also, hell yes I’m requiring vaccines.

  • @aletheab8630
    @aletheab8630 Před 2 lety +1

    Vanity Manatee….probably my favorite one in a long time

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +742

    Stephen's Bernie impressions is always so on point and never fails to bring joy to my heart.

    • @Kb-zx1oc
      @Kb-zx1oc Před 2 lety +9

      I take it you never seen the Larry David version.

    • @mmuller199
      @mmuller199 Před 2 lety +27

      I love Colbert but I think Seth Meyers does a better Bernie

    • @davecanada4091
      @davecanada4091 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Kb-zx1oc well played LD. The OG of NYC stand ups.

    • @katfajro274
      @katfajro274 Před 2 lety +3

      It's the body language

    • @pghedges
      @pghedges Před 2 lety

      @@mmuller199 hmem

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis Před 2 lety +83

    Jeebus when the title said "Powell" I though "Colin", completely forgetting there was completely different, much less sane, much more despicable person who had the same surname.

    • @AndyM_323YYY
      @AndyM_323YYY Před 2 lety +6

      I think its a status thing. The idea a deluded nobody like Syd Powell could be a threat to America does not compute any easier than the idea that a crooked orange clown could be elected president.

    • @TheRabidWolverine
      @TheRabidWolverine Před 2 lety +3

      I am wondering why Flynn and Powell are not being investigated for the following;
      1) 18US Code2384 conspiracy to overthrow the government
      2) 5USCode3333, violation oath of office
      3) 5USCode7311 loyalty & striking against the government.
      Both should be investigated ASAP.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Před 2 lety

      Yep. Waiting (glumly) for the conspiracy slandering the General. We'll never get them to shut up about that one either.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Před 2 lety

      me too, was why I had to watch this top of my watch list, I was WTF???????

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety

      Me too

  • @rishalinda7165
    @rishalinda7165 Před 2 lety +14

    I live in a state with lots of foreign tourists and it has been embarrassing to explain to them why our roads and bridges are so crappy and sometimes dangerous. I hope this infrastructure bill will improve our lives.

    • @UserRobot215
      @UserRobot215 Před 2 lety +1

      It won't

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 Před 2 lety +1

      We live in Windsor & my husband works in Detroit. The beating his car takes on their roads in crazy!

  • @Tustin2121
    @Tustin2121 Před 2 lety +2

    8:23 - Stephen did not expect that joke to go over so well. He had to check to make sure the applause sign wasn’t lit. 🤣

  • @orringould7367
    @orringould7367 Před 2 lety +60

    I think Flynn should have all his military benefits should be taken away

    • @marylamb7707
      @marylamb7707 Před 2 lety +1

      I think biden should be impeached.

    • @davidradtke160
      @davidradtke160 Před 2 lety +3

      @@marylamb7707 for what exactly?

    • @marylamb7707
      @marylamb7707 Před 2 lety +1

      @@davidradtke160
      If you don't know, you're not paying attention.

    • @marylamb7707
      @marylamb7707 Před 2 lety

      @@davidradtke160
      Over 70% of the country believes he's taking the country in the wrong direction.
      He'll be impeached before his term is up. The only problem is harris and pelosi are even more useless.

    • @davidradtke160
      @davidradtke160 Před 2 lety +5

      @@marylamb7707 your the one making the claim, please elucidate us all on your reasoning. I took quite a few class on the law and US politics. Ive not seen an impeachable violation of the constitution yet. So please elaborate?

  • @Smilingbubble
    @Smilingbubble Před 2 lety +83

    "Uncle at Thanksgiving, listening to you describe your art school degree"

  • @gentle.unicorn
    @gentle.unicorn Před 2 lety +1

    "it's so cute, they think they're a country"
    RIP 😭😂😂😂

  • @ucav6046
    @ucav6046 Před 2 lety

    Last joke on muppet assignment was brilliant!

  • @samboelliott1
    @samboelliott1 Před 2 lety +19

    Greetings from Australia.

  • @Swish_God
    @Swish_God Před 2 lety +15

    😆😆🤣🤣🤣his Bernie is spot on!😭😂

  • @OlEgSaS32
    @OlEgSaS32 Před 2 lety +6

    JFC, how is Flynn still walking around and how is all of Mushroom Mans cabinet not in prison yet?!!!

  • @TheWoodsugar
    @TheWoodsugar Před 2 lety +3

    We need a full list of T**** 's funny Twitter names. They're great

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay Před 2 lety +403

    To think Michael Flynn was once considered an honorable man. What a disgrace he's become.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 2 lety +44

      There's a lot of that going on in the Republican party these days...

    • @bartholomewcubbins9723
      @bartholomewcubbins9723 Před 2 lety +28

      It's the price he agreed to pay for that pardon.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 Před 2 lety +16

      How the mighty have fallen. I wish George Will would take the stage and pontificate on the utter collapse of the Republican party into the Stygian hole.

    • @Azzazpimp
      @Azzazpimp Před 2 lety +13

      Like Hermann Goering

    • @DE-xt7jv
      @DE-xt7jv Před 2 lety +7

      Was he? Who thought this, the GOP?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +414

    You know Stephen is really upset with the virus when he calls it by its full name!

    • @drewski1535
      @drewski1535 Před 2 lety +14

      Whoa that was intense the way he yelled at the virus

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 2 lety +12

      Elizabeth?

    • @Mediaright
      @Mediaright Před 2 lety +12

      @@richarddarlington1139 Ya, not many people know it, but the virus was descended from a long line of English queens.

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM Před 2 lety +14

      Its name is actually SARS‑CoV‑2 and when you are really upset you yell Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 2 lety

      @@Mediaright
      Really?
      Well, you larn sumthin knew ever day.
      Tank gawd for soshal medea!

  • @adamchen5684
    @adamchen5684 Před 2 lety +6

    The coolest Sesame Street episode was when Stevie Wonder sang Superstitious!

  • @everythingiseverything9920

    "I smell soup!" 🤤🤤🤤🤤
    lmao I need the tshirt!

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 Před 2 lety +273

    If laughter is the best medicine. Then Stephen is the best prescription

  • @bipolarminddroppings
    @bipolarminddroppings Před 2 lety +71

    His Bernie really is spot on.

  • @fixingitrightish
    @fixingitrightish Před 2 lety +2

    I'm really happy you censor the word T****. I have a small child and he doesn't need to be exposed to that!

  • @romankacin8365
    @romankacin8365 Před 2 lety +13

    The Canada diss was uncalled for. If you wanna talk about banana republics, tag your it, America.

    • @deimosvoralius2988
      @deimosvoralius2988 Před 2 lety

      Somalia Affair 1993. I still joke on Canadians because of it :p

    • @stevebonk8995
      @stevebonk8995 Před 2 lety

      Touché lol. Can’t exactly deny that too hard after what’s happened here 😬

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +344

    I’m starting to wonder how many submissions there was to “He Who Shall Not Be Named”.

    • @CDNmukherji
      @CDNmukherji Před 2 lety +57

      They are STILL coming in!

    • @wilfbentley6738
      @wilfbentley6738 Před 2 lety +32

      They're all hilarious.

    • @archer5956
      @archer5956 Před 2 lety +32

      Name him and shame him. He deserves it. :-)

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před 2 lety +26

      There's probably a warehouse sized supply.

    • @EmperorsTeeth
      @EmperorsTeeth Před 2 lety +7

      He who shall not be blamed?

  • @oldfart7552
    @oldfart7552 Před 2 lety +27

    Don't you knock Canada......America is a total flipping mess and most Canadians worry about our friends to the south. We have empathy and compassion and we try to respect each other. When America learns these new tricks then maybe you can comment.

    • @youreg
      @youreg Před 2 lety +5

      Jeez, calm down - sounds to me more like he’s just whimsically punching up at a superior civilisation 😅

    • @lisachaput2952
      @lisachaput2952 Před 2 lety

      The media portrays the US without empathy and compassion, but that just isn't true for 3/4ths of us. The greedy top are the man ones not caring.

    • @oldfart7552
      @oldfart7552 Před 2 lety

      @@lisachaput2952 Then explain how all the nut cases in the Republican party got elected

  • @shadowguy321
    @shadowguy321 Před 2 lety +1

    From Canada: I HEARD THAT! haha. Congrats you made me laugh unexpectedly

  • @Suemack24
    @Suemack24 Před 2 lety +1

    You are so good Mr Colbert. So love your work every night in Australia thanks to the CZcams Chanel.

  • @arthurhe5398
    @arthurhe5398 Před 2 lety +49

    when the US talks about human rights abuses, unfair trade and economic policies, the Milky Way laughs

    • @Azzazpimp
      @Azzazpimp Před 2 lety +1

      Ok what's your solution then, nobody should ever talk about human rights because they're outdated?

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 2 lety +2

      Whataboutism is not the way, my young padavan

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Před 2 lety

      Yes

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 2 lety

      True dat!

  • @billadams4924
    @billadams4924 Před 2 lety +57

    Don't mock the Canadian Supreme Court Stephen, Canadians are capable of doing that all on our own.

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 Před 2 lety +9

      Yes, but you have a banking system that didn't implode when we almost took down the world economy in 2008....so you got that goin' for ya.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 Před 2 lety +8

      When half your criminal cases involve maple syrup smuggling and intoxicated caribou, you know your society is doing OK.

    • @kellyfehr3719
      @kellyfehr3719 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ProjectFlashlight612 You gotta remember... this is a place where gettin' hit with a hockey stick is a 2 minute penalty.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety

      No you're not! The Queen of England is still your head of state!

  • @soujourne
    @soujourne Před 2 lety +2

    I loved the Canadian supreme courts little outfits!

  • @catherinehartmann1501
    @catherinehartmann1501 Před 2 lety +1

    And hospitality having trouble finding employees because people are still afraid of getting sick.

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 Před 2 lety +437

    Flynn should be recalled to active duty, court marshaled and be sent to Leavenworth.

    • @cojaysea
      @cojaysea Před 2 lety +22

      Should but won’t . Next time they will succeed

    • @QuantumOfSolace1
      @QuantumOfSolace1 Před 2 lety +5

      Right after Millie and the rest of those incompetent traitors

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Před 2 lety +13

      Seems entirely reasonable to me.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 2 lety +16

      busted to private then dishonorably discharged.

    • @ElizabethGS
      @ElizabethGS Před 2 lety +8

      I agree, but you have to get the term right. It's court-Martialed.

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 Před 2 lety +72

    Sidney Powell looks like the costume Arnold Schwarzenegger wore sneaking through customs in Total Recall lol

    • @galaxyglitterlatte4664
      @galaxyglitterlatte4664 Před 2 lety +8

      Exactly!!! I tried to remember where I had seen her before because she looked vaguely familiar!! That's it!! 😅🤣😂🙃😉

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety +4

      OMG! YOUR RIGHT!

    • @marcusshoults
      @marcusshoults Před 2 lety +3

      "Can you explain what reliable source you got this information from?" "TWO WEEKS"

    • @jamesfrye7695
      @jamesfrye7695 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s the orange one in a Sidney Powell suit!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 2 lety

      @@marcusshoults Get ready for a surprise! 💥

  • @atisharahbar
    @atisharahbar Před 2 lety

    Canadian here. This has to be one of the best monolog by this dude.

  • @markveenstra8061
    @markveenstra8061 Před 2 lety +5

    Make fun of Canada all you like…I can go to any hospital and get my feelings checked…for FREE!

  • @danjohnston9037
    @danjohnston9037 Před 2 lety +325

    Nerd Note: "Pushing Military To Overturn The Election" Might Be Called " Inciting Mutiny"
    Military Actually Has Laws About Stuff Like That

    • @nathanharris4105
      @nathanharris4105 Před 2 lety +13

      I thought the term mutiny was exclusive to the navy.

    • @danjohnston9037
      @danjohnston9037 Před 2 lety +36

      @@nathanharris4105 Sorry, No, not even historically, Refer "Sepoy Mutiny" 1857 And French "Mutiny" of WWI. For US Military Law See UCMJ Article 94.

    • @nathanharris4105
      @nathanharris4105 Před 2 lety +17

      @@danjohnston9037 Thank you for the clarification.

    • @MichaelBrewick
      @MichaelBrewick Před 2 lety +39

      One of the characteristics of Drumpfism that should be noted is that it is carried out in the wide open - Nazism has the same vibe. Remember the beer hall putsch? That is the Drumpf and Drumpfer mentality.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před 2 lety +36

      Let's not forget the oath to defend the country and its Constitution from enemies, domestic and foreign

  • @catherinepeloton4446
    @catherinepeloton4446 Před 2 lety +26

    In the times of roman empire of jules caesar the roads seemed in better state than in America in 2021!WHY?

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle Před 2 lety +3

      Those roads are still there too, some as good now as they were in 280 BC.

    • @davegarber7964
      @davegarber7964 Před 2 lety

      In 2008, Obama paved every road in the country. 13 years was a good run....I want my Obama back again!

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 Před 2 lety +2

    I never realised how much I miss Stephen's Bernie impression til he brought it back here

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Před 2 lety +3

    What the HELL! I was just stirring a pot of mushroom barley soup as I watched this. COME ON IN, BERNIE!

  • @Skippy196
    @Skippy196 Před 2 lety +35

    Calling all fellow Canadians who loved his Canada jokes 🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco Před 2 lety +114

    Stephen is one of the few people allowed to patronize us🇨🇦 for our cute money

    • @dufus7396
      @dufus7396 Před 2 lety +10

      I heard if you lick it ...tastes of maple syrp

    • @wayneturner1336
      @wayneturner1336 Před 2 lety +17

      No, if you smell it it’s smells like maple syrup. If you lick it you become apologetic and register your firearms, wake up in an alley with a Mountie Barbie and a vague memory of riding a moose though beaver rehabilitation reserve.

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 Před 2 lety +10

      @@wayneturner1336 Rofl! Let's add "an insatiable craving for fries, gravy, and squeaky cheese..."

    • @jglh1839
      @jglh1839 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh, sorry, eh? ( Born in Canada, but never forget how cute it is).

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 2 lety +3

      Aw, we had "little animals" money when i was little... Sadly, it was 90s and inflation ate them. We had to replace them with some sturdier currency, and with Euros eventually. I miss 25 with lynx

  • @artbargra
    @artbargra Před 2 lety +44

    "Is it just me, or are we giving some muppets more responsibility than others?"
    You're right, Stephen. Four years ago, they elected a muppet as President of the USA.

    • @shadowfax9177
      @shadowfax9177 Před 2 lety +2

      They also elected a bigger one last year.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP Před 2 lety +1

      Fettuc 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😂

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 Před 2 lety +1

      DON'T INSULT THE MUPPETS!!! LOL!

  • @vanessal2462
    @vanessal2462 Před 2 lety +2

    Lol I love that Bernie impression.. that dear man 😊

  • @marcusambrester
    @marcusambrester Před 2 lety +192

    People who complain to me about the news always get told, "It's palatable when you get 90% of your news from Colbert, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers."

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 Před 2 lety +23

      And John Oliver.

    • @marcusambrester
      @marcusambrester Před 2 lety +8

      @@teamvlcn6820 oh fuck! Yes! How could I leave him out . . .

    • @ChipAlum
      @ChipAlum Před 2 lety +7

      It's palatable when you realize it's not news, it's propaganda. Including the shows you mentioned.

    • @WoWhistorian
      @WoWhistorian Před 2 lety +15

      @@ChipAlum It's really not.

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 Před 2 lety +11

      Jimmie Kimble also does a pretty decent job

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 Před 2 lety +51

    Canada is a country. We know what one looks like because OUR country isn't falling apart.

    • @CerpinTxt87
      @CerpinTxt87 Před 2 lety +2

      Canada is a contwee! 😡

    • @macintosh46
      @macintosh46 Před 2 lety +9

      Isn't that the truth! USA continues it downwards spiral with Rittenhouse trial!!

    • @frenchcat2910
      @frenchcat2910 Před 2 lety +3

      Canada is the backup server. I thought yall knew

    • @vanlepthien6768
      @vanlepthien6768 Před 2 lety +2

      Well, there is Doug Ford in Ontario...

    • @zebontheweb
      @zebontheweb Před 2 lety +8

      Shhh, don’t encourage them to come up here. We’ve got it pretty good and that’s how I’d like it to stay.

  • @skazi2305
    @skazi2305 Před 2 lety

    I love his bit of Mr Sanders 😂😂🤣

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 Před 2 lety +5

    Finally, Sesame Street's first Asian American puppet. For god's sakes, Purple & Blue Americans have been represented for decades!

  • @Odin029
    @Odin029 Před 2 lety +17

    The Canada jab almost made me spit out my cereal

    • @missymoonwillow6545
      @missymoonwillow6545 Před 2 lety

      sounds sassy. Harry Potter spits out pumpkin juice when girls look at him. Can't you boys learn basic discipline? Sheesh.

  • @carolgibson-wilson4354
    @carolgibson-wilson4354 Před 2 lety +45

    I really enjoy your Bernie imitation and really wish the Dems had been smart enough to elect him in the Primary or Warren

    • @Hooyahfish
      @Hooyahfish Před 2 lety +2

      Bernie should have just lied like everyone else and then do his real agenda when he got elected, like everyone else.

    • @edgarcayce2.02
      @edgarcayce2.02 Před 2 lety +6

      It wasn't a question of Democrats not being smart enough. He would have won the primary in 2016 if not for the machinations of the Clinton/Obama party managers, with a big assist from corporate media. For example, Phil Griffin, head hancho at MSNBC, wouldn't even allow Ed Schultz (who was already there in Vermont with Bernie's family) to announce Bernie's decision to run. Not on _their_ air. What most people still don't get is that _we_ don't decide who wins the nomination. The same thing happened in 2020. After Bernie won four out of the first five states, Obama dropped a dime, then, literally overnight, virtually all of the many Democrats seeking the nomination dropped out and endorsed Joe Biden - right before Super Tuesday. All of that while the corporate media executed their 'Bernie Blackout'...pretended like he didn't even exist. The puppet masters behind the scenes were fine with Biden _or_ Trump, but they couldn't abide someone like Sanders, who genuinely wants to make things better for the average American.

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Před 2 lety +1

      The people who elect democrats won’t vote for a women any time soon. I am left wing af but Sarah Palin was a VP candidate first, Margaret thatcher was PM decades ago and Canada had a conservative female PM for a short time.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Před 2 lety +4

      @@M_SC 1984 called and would like to discuss Geraldine Ferraro with you. EDIT: and how could I forget mentioning that Hilary Clinton won the popular vote in 2016.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 2 lety

      @@M_SC and Geraldine Ferraro never existed in your universe...

  • @apriltheInvincible
    @apriltheInvincible Před 2 lety

    Love your show! The Canada jokes are a riot! lol Cheers from Nova Scotia!

  • @macjrc
    @macjrc Před 2 lety +4

    I don’t know, Big Bird had a pretty responsibly hard task this week as well

  • @EverydayProphet
    @EverydayProphet Před 2 lety +7

    Very nice set, Stephen. You put a smile on my face! Actually, I laughed. Great job as always.

  • @Nomad77ca
    @Nomad77ca Před 2 lety +54

    As a Canadian, that was hilarious. Please, continue to underestimate us lol.

    • @thephilster6860
      @thephilster6860 Před 2 lety +5

      Only if you promise to continue not invading us...

    • @mindyharwood5992
      @mindyharwood5992 Před 2 lety +3

      We don't really underestimate Canadians. We just have a sense of humor! Hey, you had a lot of fun with us over T###p being elected! It's all good!

  • @guylainelaroche6391
    @guylainelaroche6391 Před 2 lety +13

    Maybe US supreme court would be better too if they had a bunch of santa's like us , eh ? 🤷‍♀️

  • @Nathan-rt5vj
    @Nathan-rt5vj Před 2 lety +5

    I’m not sure I’ll ever recover from that burn about us Canadians having “little animals on our coins” Holy Hell lol

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 2 lety

      Hey, moose are pretty damn big! 😉

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 2 lety

      Wait ... that was a burn??