Hurricanes, Reproductive Rights, Ivermectin: Did Anything Happen During Our Break?
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2021
- Stephen returns from hiatus wearing something he's calling a "mustache," and uses his monologue to get caught up on all the major news that happened during Late Show's hiatus. Did you hear about that talking duck?
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Ned Flanders did a great job stepping in for Stephen tonight.
why does this comment not have more likes! This is great:D
Shut up, Flanders! :D
@@homerj.simpson7562 Okey dokely lmao
🤣😂
Hi diddly ho neighborinos welcome to the Late Show
So basically, the TX abortion law posits that unconstitutional laws are perfectly fine, as long as they're enforced by civilian bounty hunters and not the feds or police. Right?
Because that's not opening a huge can of worms...
Bingo!
Is there anything in that "law" that limits them to just one suit per abortion, or are multiple suits allowed?
People should accuse these accusers of getting abortions and use the new law to do it with impunity. Get paid to narc on narcs. Because obviously just running a case on hearsay is good enough down there. Ensure that the entire rotten law is destroyed by its own vagueness.
There is hope that there may be a supreme court precedent against this. Yes, Roe v Wade itself is still precedent, but it looks like the supreme Court is willing to play along with the dodge they used in Texas to get around it.
But they may have just steered straight into a different precedent that forbids exactly this. It involves a supreme Court case about a state law that gave churches the ability to veto liquor licenses being awarded to businesses near them. In 1982 the supreme Court decided that's such laws were illegitimate because they delegate power which the government is supposed to possess and use to ordinary citizens, and that ordinary citizens are not in a proper position to make those decisions.
The case was argued by a lawyer named Lawrence Tribe and if you follow the legal world that name may ring a bell. He has brought the case which is still a standing supreme Court precedent to everybody's attention and it's possible the doj could use it to go after the Texas law.
Would I trust our current Supreme Court to uphold that precedent? Let's say I won't be taking any bets. But they relied upon the trick that was used in this law to justify not striking it down despite the fact that it violates Roe v Wade. A supreme Court decision which specifically targets that very trick may force them to accept the case, and if they do they're going to have a hard time arguing against it.
Speaking of unconstitutional you should probably dig a little deeper into Roe v Wade
My special lady friend gave me permission to grow a 'pandemic mustache'. After a year's growth she's calling me Snidley Whiplash. Glad to see Colbert finally jumping on board.
Now that Trebek is gone, his moustache finally has the closure to move on.
So, does this new Texas law mean that men have to pay child support starting at the sixth week of pregnancy too?
.... supreme court justice Evie.... I like that. In fact I am quite confident that there would be better results if that was the case. I am not even kidding there. Anyways I miss Evie
And I wish that she was either the supreme court justice to replace the rapist or the local constable because I think she would be way cooler than most cops. I called it right didn't know with the cop comment? You look like my father's old partner from the PD
Call me crazy, but I doubt it. All I can say is, I'm glad I'm in New Mexico.
Amen!
Perhaps they should if you happen to have been knocked up by a complete dead-beat.
No. The woman got herself pregnant. She's to blame. SHE is 100% responsible for LIFE. I say sue Abbott and the state of Texas for child support. THEY insist women have babies, they can pay. Won't happen.
There seems to be a caterpillar loose in Stephen's studio... His professionalism while that thing rests on his upper lip is rather impressive.
William Shatner has coped with a much larger furry creature on his head for at least five decades.
Man, people always got stuff to say on others' grooming habits.
he has nonprofessionalism though...
I've never seen an albino caterpillar before
I thought he was gonna say: "There's a talking duck in Australia. Wow, that is huge news for anyone who's never heard of Aflac."
that's a good one! - they need to hire you for his writing team
@@HipHopSlam thank you! that’s my dream job 😭
@@Liviathan well you should pursue it then - seriously - I suggest you make a short list of jokes/quips (starting with your wonderful Aflac one) of missed (joke) opportunities out of each monologue for the past week or the upcoming week - and email to the Late Show and/or tag it on all social media - anything to gain attention and you could very well land your dream job - good luck!
A resemblance/image of John Bolton crossed my mind and it was frightening. No no this time.
I got memories of Magnum.
I vote "No" to the moustache, but I recognize your right to choose.
Unusual from a man but certainly welcome.
Be honest, you are going for the Jeopardy job, aren't you? 😂
i was thinking the same thing. 😹
Noooo. thats MatPats dream!!!!
@@FirestoneX hell yeah. That job should landed by Nerd!!
That's what I thought, never noticed it 'til he mentioned it, but he'd have to dye it like Alex Trebec, but looks like Liam Nelson wants the job now.
Not sure that is a primo job right now. Considering Mike is just an executive producer now and no longer the host.
I'm just thinking his wife either really love him or hasn't seen it yet..............?
He’s inspired me. I give it a week before my wife says “What are you doing?” 😉
@@MichaelLonetto keep us updated lol
Isn't Stephen gay?
@@terrybonnell2086 No he is married to his wife and has like 3 kids 😆
republicons: 'We can not pay covid aid to people, think about the deficit!'
Same republicons: "Let's pay legal fees and give $ 10 000 to all the people snitching on each other."
DON'T WORRY ABOUT TEXAS
BIDEN IS A KILLER
AFGHANISTAN
OPEN BORDERS DURING A PANDEMIC WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?
OVER 200K ILLEGALS WITH COVID TB HAVE CROSSED OVER MIXED WITH TERRORISTS
HE IS A KILLER
KILLING KIDS ADULTS WITH COVID FROM THE BORDER
AFGHANISTAN HE IS A MURDERER
COMING TO YOUR TOWN
COUNT ON IT!!
@Gorge Jonezs Wow that comment made zero sense - congrats.
@@joyhopkins4072 stop yelling. It doesn't make any or better sense when you do. If you have a point I can't find it in your run on BABBLING SPEW.
@@elegantgypsyrose5328 Then you are has braindead has the killer Corpse in the WH.
Read Girl Read
@@joyhopkins4072 ummm, 2 masters degrees. Trust that I can both read and write... My comment stands. And...just letting you know..this is my final response to you..I've better things to do... Lionesses do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep
Stephen's "Commissioner Gordon" cosplay is PERFECT!
I was thinking Howard Stark …
DAMN IT, I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
Wait, wrong mustached guy.
Do we seriously not realize he's talking John Jonah Jameson here?
@@Abedeuss no youve got it right, way more JJ jameson than gordon, sorry DC fans
It's an impersonation, not cosplay.
Honestly your mustache was not my first thought. I was thinking where the heck have you been for the last two weeks!? I'm glad your back. I've been needing a good laugh and you don't disappoint. I'm glad you had a fantastic vacation.
I only clicked cause the mustache 🤣
I thought he was eating sugar cookies before the show.
Yeah, we need to be reminded on a nightly basis that everything in the observable universe is Trump's fault.
Want a really good laugh?
Watch the 1942 USDA video *Hemp For Victory* and then have a good heartfelt chuckle at all of the lives that have been destroyed in the war on drugs.
What's *Hemp For Victory,* you didn't ask? It's how America was able to survive World War II and all of you were born in this "free" country where you can get shot randomly at any moment in public. That's funny.
I had just taken my contacts out and couldn't see it and was confused for the first few seconds 😆
Dear America, please keep up the good work.
In these trying times during the pandemic it helps the rest of the us to look to your shining beacon on the hill and think to ourselves ‘things may be dark, but at least we haven’t done that yet’
Yep, we’re really on the cutting edge😉
You scare me! Lol.
Ohhh, you're ruthless!
Don't jinx it. During the US elections I thought "They have 330 million people to choose from and THAT is what they came up with??" Then I found out the leading German candidates.....
Exactly the moment he joked about people wondering what the hell’s going on with his upper lip, I had my phone pulled in close, looking hard at it like, what the hell is that, then busted out laughing at his joke.
When I was a child I asked our family doctor why he grew a mustache. He replied he started it when he was a young man because he wanted to look older. I told him he didn't need it anymore then.
👍 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 😎
Many years ago, our family went on a raft trip down the Colorado River, and my father found it impossible to shave in the cold river water. By the time the week long trip was over, he had a full beard like a Hasid. The minute we returned to civilization, my mother demanded he shave. He returned from the bathroom, minus the full beard, but with a mustache. Mom told him to finish the job, but he said he rather like the moustache, and asked my opinion. I told him it was fine, that he looked just like his father. He quickly made himself cleanshaven.
Y’all were only off for 2 weeks?!?!? God that felt like an eternity!!!! We need you to help us stay sane in this effing hellscape!!!
Right
YES!
Wow it really did feel so so so much longer uggg Dark times consistently indeed. Can't do that to us Stephen!!!
I agree with y'all. Two weeks without Stephen does feel like an eternity. You have been our rock, Stephen, our beacon of sanity and voice of reason (and humor) though an incredibly trying time--the past 18 or so months. You're like our anchor to a past that still made a fair bit of sense, in a world gone mad. I'm really not sure we would've made it this far without you. You and Evie (sp?) deserve a little down time as much as anyone, but don't forget about us semi-lost souls so in need of familiar faces that remind us of all that is still good.
What you need to do is watch the 14-minute 1942 USDA film *HEMP FOR VICTORY* and end the war on drugs to defund the police, empty the for-profit prisons, reduce pollution, replace fossil fuels, end deforestation and stop climate change.
*CHANGE THE FUCKING HELLSCAPE!*
Oof, that handmaids tale joke at the end is rough.
Funny, but freaking dark.
Actually Stephen, you’re giving off a strong John Bolton vibe.
Stephen's just trying out his John Bolton costume in early preparation for Halloween.
That’s a monster costume too gruesome even for Halloween.
The mustache does bring John Bolton to mind. 🥸😬
Ew. Rather have Cthulhu in translucent speedos, shakin' his fishy Lil' moneymaker.
THAT's who he reminds me of with the stache. Knew it was someone who worked in law...
😂
From a distance his mustache makes it look like Stephen snorted his grandfather’s ashes
Oh my - it also looks like a caterpillar enjoying its silver years crawled right up to snuggle beneath his nostrils
…or a lot of cocaine!
@@jonathanaman6573 maybe if it was expired cocaine and expired cocaine turned gray ish
Stephen could grow a mustache on his forehead and still be the greatest guy ever! The fact the acknowledges the Supreme Court of Evie makes him even more so.😉
@Stephen: please accept this challenge. It will further crush your opponents.
He could have a nose stache & still be awesome!!😂😂l
I mean…. I wouldn’t mind seeing Stephen playing Jim Gordon in a more comedic role like in the Harley Quinn show
I remember when Jon Stewart grew his beard and his little girl told him that his kisses felt like punishment.
The 911 firefighter?
😂😂😂😂❤️ that's adorable!
@@xl000
He's more like a fighter _for_ firefighters.
@@xl000 Jon Stewart is the previous (excellent) host of the Daily Show, a frequent guest on this show, an endless crusader to make sure that Congress takes care of the 911 first responders, a very funny guy, and an awesome human being.
@@greeneyedlady5580 Trevor Noah is the current(excellent)host of the Daily Show. The Tonight Show just had Trevor Noah on so I expect that Stephen will soon follow.
“If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache - a thing of beauty such as mine.” - Advice from Hercule Poirot
GREAT quote, thank you... You're a scholar and a gentle... uh, Lady. 👍🙏
👌
Ah a quote/reference to the greatest fictional detective of all time - your comment cheered me up :) Additionally instead of getting to bed all I want to do now is watch Agatha Christie on PBS..
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Looking at his moustache makes me think about how much he dyes his hair.
I didn't even notice it because it's so Gray!!
With a mustache like that, he could land a gig hosting "Jeopardy".
RIP Alex
FINALLY!!
Didn't realize how much I depend on this to wake up to in the morning until it was gone lol
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Are you also in Europe? I wake up with an espresso and colbert!
Same here!
You don't miss the water, till your well's run dry....
@@julius_the_python no. I just go to bed early for work lol
When he made the joke about being a cop it dawned on me, he's cosplaying auditioning for Commissioner Gordon on the next Batman movie!
My thoughts exactly.
I'd pay to see that!
@@eclectickimmer yes
@@eclectickimmer that's usually how movies work
He has to let the hair go silver, too, for the full Batman: TAS cosplay effect... ;-P
Not sure why, but his knocking on the camera lens was very satisfying. Fourth wall, for what.
Legend has it there's a Navy Pilot with a Mustache that reigns over all others.
Texas, my german grandfather would be so proud of you. The essence of NS and GDR melted into one law. Wow
Coming up next, Joy Division.
Remind me what NS and GDR are? Sorry, history ignorant I am.
At least 90% of Africa has yet to be vaccinated due to lack of supply. So hearing that America's thrown out millions of vials of vaccine is... not great.
Right.
Blame the vaccines not being open source. So super irionically blame bill gates
They really should just release the patents, before further mutations render it useless.
And big pharma laughs all the way to the bank. But wait… the guys who make ivermectin are gonna get rich selling their medicine!!!! What??? They are not getting mandated by the president!! The vaccine is gonna make them billionaires with no liability if something goes wrong! Ivermectin is super cheap!!!
I think it's not just the US, but the whole richcountriesphere where vaccines are thrown away.
"I went on a vacation and I didn't shave. Then I shaved this part down here." - This is how every moustache story begins, guys know.
with alex trebek gone, I find stephen's stache to be a welcome sight.
10:41
Deputising people to spy is similar to the stasi "neighbourhood watch" in the DDR (East Germany). Thought texas hated communism...
Nazi Germany: Blockwarte
They weren't as well armed as Texans.
So now Texas is offering $10,000 bounties to scalp taxi drivers who take you to the clinic. Good ol' Texas.
I would call it fascism.
Just for the record, the DDR was a socialist regime
Evie has to be the single most patient woman on EARTH 🤣
Thanks for the video, Colbert.
I still remember when Colbert shaved his entire head when he met troops in iraq, his first episode back after that he worse a giant hard plastic wig. ahhh good memories
Damn…I live in Bali. We’re working like hell to get everyone vaccinated in Indonesia. Total pop is about 275 million. We would LOVE to have all the covid vaccinations that apparently many peeps in America don’t want. 😡😡😡😡
@@naq211
Wow…what a hateful sentiment.
Why?
@@jennifersohn1 "muh freedom fook everyone" attitude of United Stated of 'Murica, that's why.
I swear those dimwits will be the end of us human someday.....
@@naq211 You do realize having entire continents without access to vaccines while (the unsalvagable part of) Americans would rather kill themselves with fake treatments peddled to them by radio hosts than believe in the liberal conspiracy known as modern medicine will only prolong the pandemic due to new variants? Probably not, since you don't even know the difference between "then" and "than"
The US just lets it expire and throws life saving vaccines away.
We really should look into shipping these doses to other countries. I would rather they go into arms than into the trash.
"Be a government informer. Betray your family & friends.
Fabulous prizes to be won." Red Dwarf 1992
Isn't that a communist thing, of turning in your neighbors,
@@ricklovelaec6442 both
No you've made me start daydreaming about Fiji again.
@@ricklovelaec6442
No. It’s an Authoritarian thing.
Communism is about the economy.
@@ricklovelaec6442 it was also a fascist thing. That was a thing in Nazi Germany before and during WWII.
absolutely fantastic, spot on!
Absolutely idiotic looking mustache situation. Looks like John Bolton lol
When he first appeared, I honestly thought Stephen had a milk mustache.
Same
He didnt forget to shave he's secretly getting ready for audition to play commissioner Gordon in an upcoming batman film
I love your Wolford Brimley stache.😂😂
Stephen + Stephen's 'stache = Manny Pep, of Pep Bros fame!
Deputizing private citizens to enforce laws for bounties, reminds me of slave patrols ferreting out runaways in the 1700 and 1800s.
Smacks of the KGB to me..
The "private attorneys general" concept is also at work in the 1990 Americans with Disabilities Act.
@@artpatten1279 there's a little KGB in everyone lol
apparently redditors and tik tokers have been spamming the tip hotline for a few days now. i hope some of them built bots to play madlibs with the email body so an algorithm can't filter them out. that or use lorem ipsum as the body, that ought to be tough to filter
That is probably what they mean by making America great again.
When the world gets crazy, an unexpected mustache is always welcome.
Well, I don't know, I'd say it's more like a diversion. A sorely needed deflection of attention. A grounding in real life, where mustaches can grow in secret. And where Evie gets ultimate authority, may she prosper. So you're right now that I'm thinking about it....
Noooooooooo
I thought the reference to The Handmaid's Tale was spot on. This had already occurred to me and indeed the Republican Party sees the Handmaid's Tale as a blueprint for the future.
Tuned in FOR the stache!!! Love it
"Pro-life conservatives are like comic book collectors: Human life only holds value until you take it out of the package, and then it's worth nothing." - Trevor Noah
They're hypocritical when it comes to abortion because they believe in government overreach in the case of abortions, but don't in every other case. I trust and understand people who are pro-choice and anti-vaccine mandates. That's at least logically consistent.
_"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked."_ - George Carlin
Actually prolife conservatives do much more charity and philanthropist work compared to liberals. And there is tons of data to support this.
@@beewithab6122 A lot of that charity money is to the church though.
@@maxhydekyle2425 And the Church does many Charity work. They also provide the most to secular charities as well.
Texas is known as the lone star state: prophetically, a fitting rating.
Texas has ted Cruz and Greg Abbott..... Between the Single digit IQ number they share the state is a joke.
God.. Texas sucks so bad.. Just kick it out of the union and finally give statehood to Puerto Rico. That way, we don't even need to change the flag.
Texas just wrote it's GOP death knell. Purple ..... BLUE 2022!
theres a reason its rated one star.
I'm a Texan and I couldn't be more ashamed and embarrassed with the political party here, that I used to fervently support. Then I started informing myself.
But most importantly... I stopped making excuses for the GOP. 🙏
I was just about to comment what is that on his face … then at the exact same time Steven says, “I’m sure you’re wondering what up with my lip” … lol 😂
Ahh- he has the mustache because it disguises him a little when he’s on vacation. Smart. 😊
Watching his monologues is such a joy for me! I check my feed, click the vid, tap "like" before it starts, get comfortable and let the delight to happen 😊
Me too. The feel-good moment of the day. He's brilliant.
Stephen looks like he works for the Time Variance Authority.
Or the hat people from The Adjustment Bureau.
I hope Stephen was able to do plenty of jet skiing while on break.
*WOW*
Nah, it just looks like he has dirt on his upper lip.
get that man a jetski!
You gotta go greyer up top for the full Agent Mobius look, Stephen!
Thank you
The 'stache makes Stephen look like the reincarnation of Alex Trebek. 😀
Nah, Stephen’s cuter than A. Trebek! Lol!!!
Exactly what I was thinking. Jeopardy still doesn't have a host, after all.
Too soon
That crossed my mind too
Dear Lord... 15 million? That's twice what we need in my country
It is absolutely criminal
Thanks 😃🌼💗
In Feb. 2, 1996, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) published an announcement in “The Pharma Letter” explaining that ivermectin had officially been approved for non-veterinary use - meaning it was ok for humans. “In the USA, the Food and Drug Administration has approved Merck & Co.’s Stromectil (ivermectin) for its first non-veterinary use, the chemotherapy of two parasitic infections, strongyloidiasis and onchocerciasis, in humans,” the FDA revealed. “Ivermectin has been used in humans in other countries since 1987, and has been used to treat more than 5.2 million people worldwide.”
The stash is like the first time we seen Wilson's face from Home Improvement.
oh man! only viewers of a certain age will know what this is without looking it up!
@@ichijofestival2576 It was in the finale of the show when they came out for their curtain call as I recall.
Lol “wanna see my talking duck?” John Batiste’s face on the cutaway…
Commander Abbot's next move is to secede and change their name to Gilead.
Everyone with the same arguments against each other. I just wanted a hug
Well, Texas has proven the 1-star rating is true.
It's funny to me how arrogant Texans are about being Texans. They actually think they're stronger and better than all the other states, when in reality everyone knows it's full of backwood hicks prouder of their guns than anything else.
@@PraiseTheFSMonster Sounds *exactly* like what the rest of the world thinks of Americans. 🤣😅
@@mori1bund @Jesus
I'm a Texan and you are both correct.
@@dontaylor7315 Are you trying to depress me? 😱
@@whocares2087.1 Sorry, that was kinda thoughtless of me. Being Texan in times like these means I'm fighting depression every day and I guess I forgot about the danger of bringing other people down with me.
He asked what the hell is going on with his upper lip as i said to myself, “did he grow a fuckin white mustache?!” And i lost my shit. His timing gets me every time
@Gerardo Franco 😂 hell yeah!!
I was very surprised when I saw that awful looking thing. It looks like a milk mustache! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm old, so I thought of Captain Kangaroo.
The Good, the Bad and the Mustache with Clint eastwood, a classic.
It will help when doing a Bolton impresion
That moustache did a good monologue. I miss Stephen though.
That court needs a few more seats in it!
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Or just three justices impeached for perjury.
That was exactly what was on my mind! There’s a mustache on your lip!
"We like the mustache!"
"I'll shave it off in front of you"
"It looks terrible! Get rid of it!"
How do grow a mustache in 2 weeks?
Wouldn't nearly all of these proposed anti-abortion civil suits be rejected for lack of standing? How is a Starbucks barista harmed if a customer has an abortion?
Except they wrote the law so that those people do have standing, for no apparent legal reason. It is insane. I keep thinking that 1000 different people could sue you, even if you actually just had a period, and you will have no way to fight them.
Depends. Is the Starbucks barista Catholic?
I'm thinking that the Texas department of transportation is aiding in access to abortion. I as a private citizen can now sue them for making roads to other states and clinics.
@@davisbradford7438 I'd contribute to your legal fees just to see what happened.
@Serpentine Sword nice
"If I owned Hell and Texas, I would rent Texas and live in Hell."
- General P. H. Sheridan
Hell don't sound so bad after all the demons moved to Texas.
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@@RealengoPrimordialDemon ,
That made me pause for a moment and I had to wonder:
Just whom else would the Devil Rent Texas too?
Very acute observation there!
@@RealengoPrimordialDemon na theres tons of republicand in hell
@@ilenastarbreeze4978 they're living in Texas or in other red states.
Stephen is finally going full Phil Ken Sebben and I'm here for it.
I cannot do this with your mustache. It's driving me soooo nuts. 🤯 omfg Ditka
So glad you're back. And despite Boltonizing your face, I'll still watch.
@Helle's Belles frightening display!
Joe said he lied
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The question I had in mind is more of a, "how far is America going to fall before a snap occurs?"
There won't be a snap. The fall of Rome will be like boiling a frog, slow enough that people just put up with it til it's too late.
@@julius_the_python Just a matter of justification and preparation crossing paths now..not all of us are unaware.
The GOP wishes this. Then marital law is implemented, and guns get removed. Individual rights are suspended at that point.
@@delphi-moochymaker62 America is done just LOOK this guy Colbert has been a real player toward it hopefully at least him and his
zombie fans are happy
I'm going with we shall see utter dystopia in the coming months. 10 million people we're just kicked off unemployment and pandemic unemployment as the Delta variance surges due to bad advice from the CDC that the vaccinated could remove their masks in most settings. Which they attempted to reverse precisely eight weeks later. We have exponential spread of covid-19 and new variants are coming our way and being created in those who become infected with the current variant. So I don't see a snapping back from this in the next hundred years.
I truly predict that we will try for revisionist history and attempt to erase covid-19 and our response to it from the history books for the good of the children. I for one will never forget and will continue to fight the good fight to stop the spread not just slow it. And I wish more people could see beyond their own hubris and stop spreading this disease and the misinformation about how there are so many Simple Solutions so they can do what they want to do and not worry about spreading covid. The only solution that has any chance of working at stopping the spread of covid-19 is becoming Regional until there is no new cases for a minimum of 30 days. Properly isolating people who have covid and throwing the honor System out the damn window. Accepting that the vaccine is not the magic bullet or solution to this problem and that it is just one tool in the Arsenal to stop this disease. We have wasted 18 months instead of utilizing 90 days.
When will we create a plan to stop covid? How many millions have to die of covid before we try to stop the spread
If you'd've asked me before seeing this, I would have chosen no stache. Yet curiously, I find myself in the pro-stache camp. It's different, but I like it.
That’s funny, I feel the opposite way. I think it’s cause his hair is dark, and the mustache is so white I can barely see it!
You look Great jefe !! Love the stash !!
Nobody does Colbert like Colbert!! So glad to have you back!
Ah, classic vacation hair. And a classic kids in the hall skit.
"THE BEARD STAYS, YOU GO."
"What you're about to see may terrify you."
"The beard! Ahhhhhhhhh! (pause) Ahhhhhhhhh!"
Ivermectin comes from a golf course in Japan. Few generations removed or so, but yeah. It has a fascinating history. :)
Yeah, I know it's comedy, all the jokes about Ivermectin. But I do think that he is adding to the undermining of the science as a whole by taking sides before the evidence is definitive. From a scientific viewpoint, the jury is still out, with conflicting evidence available for both sides.
@@brendanh8193 Yes, I am finding the research equivocal. 6/10 review papers said "yay" and four said "neigh" but none said "harmful"
Have you seen the Nobel accptance speach? Quirky and fascinating.
I freaking love the mustache.
I was half expecting him to jump in a 77' Pontiac Trans Am and run from the Smokey's
East bound and down. Doing what they say can't be done.
@@traceythompson1092 llll
my wife watching with me said " call me when he gets rid of that face decoration "
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I love the 'stash!
I really REALLY want to use mascara to darker it up a little lol
Nothing reinforces the idea that the modern GOP is getting their inspiration from 1940's Germany quite like introducing the Gestapo in Texas.
Use tax money (your money) to turn people against each other, oldest trick in the book.
Probably for the best they see boofing sheep meds as german efficiency.
@@nikhilnewse3318 Just like a GQPer, with all that name calling, bad grammar and incorrect stats. At least you got the decade right.
@@nikhilnewse3318 - Restrict guns, not ban them.
- Who was it again that has been decrying any kind of criticism of himself as “fake news?”
- Remind me again which is the most-watched “news” network in America? I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with “box screws” and is about as deserving of being called a news channel as Twitter.
Also, as an actual German, I can tell that you don’t understand jack shit about what took place in Germany in the interbellum period (or at least you have no idea how to apply that). Lies ein verdammtes Geschichtsbuch, du Backpfeifengesicht.
@@nikhilnewse3318 which Democrats? Last checked, Dems want sensible gun reform. Similarly to how Australia handled their gun measures. Yet, Texas Republicans speak freedom & liberty by limiting freedom & liberties of women. No judicial review? Fuxk the Constitution 📜
“What the Texas” should be a saying in response to anything stupid.
They're out-Floridaing Florida
Hah, yeah.
Thanks I am gonna use it!
nothing funnier than people crying about not being able to murder their babies in a state they don't even live in...
@@altrusianwolfdog2564 that was just ignorant.
Never knew I needed to see Colbert in a mustache
He just looks like 'the hot dad' in cartoons 😂💕
CZcams literally interrupted the mustache news flash for a commercial about electric razors. That's either spooky, or genius. Or both.
Had the hiding the vaccine bit interrupted by a Cheetos commercial.
I got the razor commercial too.
Miss having Evie on the show, take her over the audience all day long.
👍
Same, I actually enjoyed her candid laughter over the loud audience
Me, too.
Yes. The audience is obnoxiously loud and grating.
Me too. I miss her giggling.
I’d describe the mustache as having a Sully Sullenberger vibe.
As portrayed in the movie at least.
Keep it Stephen!