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  • Stephen leverages his close friendship with rapper Nicki Minaj to get to the meat of this week's most explosive news story. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 2 lety +455

    A press conference about balls is the last thing that gentleman thought he would be doing this week!

    • @aohige
      @aohige Před 2 lety +38

      or in his entire career as a minister lol

    • @victoriaofthevictoriavicto7270
    • @MartinaMcDonagh
      @MartinaMcDonagh Před 2 lety +11

      Hysterical, This story is going to run and run !! (-: (-: If the cousin or cousin's friend zooms in for an interview, it will be the television event of the year !! LOL..

    • @themexis
      @themexis Před 2 lety +2

      The Caribbean is not a real place.

    • @rushfan1970
      @rushfan1970 Před 2 lety

      Agreed! *(I have to say, I love Bloom County & seeing an Opus made me smile, which I really needed! He's still one of my faves from those days, I have a stuffed Opus with a shower cap on who has amused us for years💖)👏🏼✌🏼

  • @sonorasgirl
    @sonorasgirl Před 2 lety +629

    The exhaustion and humor of the Trinidad minister’s delivery has my UNDYING respect 😂

    • @Kris-qy7hh
      @Kris-qy7hh Před 2 lety +65

      I actually live in Trinidad. His name is Terrance Deyalsingh and trust me, he has done and said WAYYYYY funnier things than this 🤣

    • @shelleyalleyne5037
      @shelleyalleyne5037 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Kris-qy7hh Yup. He is probably 'shedding a tear' right now.

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl Před 2 lety +13

      😂😂😂 I’m gonna have to look him up now, cause it sounds like this is the tip of the humor iceberg

    • @-.Ren_Ren.-
      @-.Ren_Ren.- Před 2 lety +9

      @@Kris-qy7hh can confirm🇹🇹😭

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 Před 2 lety +24

      The calypsoes next year will be balling! I know they're writing the lyrics right now. The extempos should be great, lol

  • @smartiee74
    @smartiee74 Před 2 lety +231

    Seeing our Health Minister in a Stephen Colbert monologue is surreal and funny at the same time!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @shelleyalleyne5037
      @shelleyalleyne5037 Před 2 lety +7

      Made my day! Go Terrance!

    • @debbiemarquis3231
      @debbiemarquis3231 Před 2 lety +5

      I was embarrassed AF first..but after Trevor Noah did a good job with the situation.. I feel better now..

    • @robertaldaron4870
      @robertaldaron4870 Před 2 lety

      It's just goes to show how truly evolved we have become as a species......

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl Před 2 lety +3

      @@debbiemarquis3231 I mean, as an American, I can give NO ONE else crap about their country or it’s representation in the world 🤦🏽‍♀️. Not that my opinion on this matters, but from the outside his humor and charm represented ya’ll admirably 😊

    • @drradska8107
      @drradska8107 Před 2 lety +1

      The Health Minister did a great job. Barely kept himself from laughing through.

  • @DGDfan13
    @DGDfan13 Před 2 lety +512

    Much respect to the health officials in Trinidad and Tobago that took this "seriously"

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni Před 2 lety +53

      They clearly understand the importance of vaccination, and the damage to public perception such bullshit claims can have. They did the responsible thing by debunking it, regardless of it being a "waste" of time.

    • @Kyleramsey999
      @Kyleramsey999 Před 2 lety +2

      The ministers are a bunch of total idiots 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @phillyyardyvibes808
      @phillyyardyvibes808 Před 2 lety

      @@YamiOni Bill Gates troll

    • @-.Ren_Ren.-
      @-.Ren_Ren.- Před 2 lety +26

      @@Kyleramsey999 maybe yours, bc ours are just funny with a balance 🇹🇹

    • @semanticsdictionary
      @semanticsdictionary Před 2 lety +8

      It sounded like he was swallowing some chuckles while trying to get that out

  • @nubs17
    @nubs17 Před 2 lety +127

    I'm from Trinidad and I've been laughing my ass off at all the jokes from this whole thing 🤣🤣

    • @lifeunfiltered01
      @lifeunfiltered01 Před 2 lety +4

      Same ☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣

    • @125masterg
      @125masterg Před 2 lety +5

      Same here, and this is the first time that I got so far down into the comments!! Well done, Stephen Colbert!!

    • @nattyski
      @nattyski Před 2 lety +1

      Me too!!!

    • @shadowgirlreiesu8949
      @shadowgirlreiesu8949 Před 2 lety

      Same!!!!! Trinidad been highlighted in the span of a few tweets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shadowgirlreiesu8949
      @shadowgirlreiesu8949 Před 2 lety +2

      Same!!!!! Trinidad been highlighted in the span of a few tweets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Robbie_S
    @Robbie_S Před 2 lety +339

    Trinidad Health Minister was savage. I'm glad there are some good Men out there who have amazing sense of humor and class

    • @debbiemarquis3231
      @debbiemarquis3231 Před 2 lety +34

      She should stop calling Trinidad name in her shit...we have enough problems as it is..😡

    • @maddii34u
      @maddii34u Před 2 lety +24

      She should reimburse the Trinidad government for spreading false claims. Consequences for your words and actions should mean something.

    • @anisa_mazaki23
      @anisa_mazaki23 Před 2 lety +5

      No not really. That's just how most Trinis talk anyway. I would know, cuz I'm a Trini and I live in Trinidad and Tobago. But that said - Terrance Deyalsingh is kinda an idiot, even though he's our "Health Minister."

    • @kestonkende
      @kestonkende Před 2 lety +27

      Yeah, I'm from Trinidad and he's been working really hard to get people vaccinated but vaccine hesitancy is a huge issue here.

    • @debbiemarquis3231
      @debbiemarquis3231 Před 2 lety +16

      @@anisa_mazaki23 an you have to be a bigger ass than Terrence to call him that....but then..your leader woulda make everyone stand in d sun an drink Puncheon..and she would have been allyuh hero..

  • @a.kenneth3521
    @a.kenneth3521 Před 2 lety +67

    Poor guy in Trinidad - tried so hard to be serious, but was stifling laughter under his mask. I’m so proud of him - I’d have burst out laugh/crying almost immediately.

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 Před 2 lety +81

    “Knees, also known as the devil’s elbows” killed me.

  • @Artista_Frustrado
    @Artista_Frustrado Před 2 lety +516

    i think we found the best reason to wear a mask: hiding that you're about to burst out laughing over Nicki's Cousin's friend's Testicles in an official Government press release

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 Před 2 lety +25

      He was stifling a laugh which had me crying from laughing!

    • @josannetrotman5263
      @josannetrotman5263 Před 2 lety +10

      Yup. So true 😄

    • @jamesm6413
      @jamesm6413 Před 2 lety +5

      Notice the same thing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 Před 2 lety +13

      And props to them for actually 'investigating' and reporting publicly.

    • @sadiemakesmesmile
      @sadiemakesmesmile Před 2 lety

      @@glenchapman3899 obviously it was an official line told to them by the pharma company. no investigation was done.

  • @blindsightedkill
    @blindsightedkill Před 2 lety +71

    Can we all take a second to appreciate how Nicki Minaj caused international review, scientists looking at disease mutation, and Tucker Carlson (of all people) admitting he made a mistake.
    All by talking about a name-less guys testicles

    • @blindsightedkill
      @blindsightedkill Před 2 lety +3

      It's probably just a plot to get protesters to chant "I'd Rather Have Swollen Balls Than Death. Take The Vaccine!"

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 Před 2 lety +49

    Tinidad's Health Minister almost couldn't stop himself from laughing! Watching him struggle with it just gave me my best laugh in weeks!

  • @Bubbles00
    @Bubbles00 Před 2 lety +252

    I like how this Trinidad minister of health is so amused and annoyed by this story and having to follow it up

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy Před 2 lety +1

      100%

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 Před 2 lety +5

      This guy´s delivery is gold

    • @catmom1322
      @catmom1322 Před 2 lety +1

      We need a guy like this minister who puts it on the line!

    • @lightel652
      @lightel652 Před 2 lety

      Crazy how he found this out so fast, and funny how people believed him.

    • @jonbravo9278
      @jonbravo9278 Před 2 lety

      59 Testicular Swelling Cases - From Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System - Managed By CDC

  • @vbun4662
    @vbun4662 Před 2 lety +344

    I can't believe how far the cousin's balls story has come. What a time to be alive.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Před 2 lety +10

      Exactly how far did they come?

    • @SusanLynn656
      @SusanLynn656 Před 2 lety +13

      @@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods twice the circumference of Uranus' first moon.

    • @biggie23ag.84
      @biggie23ag.84 Před 2 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Před 2 lety +5

      They say bad news travels fast so Tucker should be in Bally Wood
      By now trying to get a jump on the story...
      ...Some don't see him as a world traveler but he has been to international house of pancake farts... Or maybe it traveled slowly to him and assimilated ?

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Před 2 lety +8

      What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
      Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
      You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
      But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.

  • @terilw
    @terilw Před 2 lety +507

    It’s like George Takei said: “Newsome beat him so badly, it could’ve been Elder abuse.”

  • @najiawad5917
    @najiawad5917 Před 2 lety +22

    This is one of the best Stephen Colbert’s monologue, very funny especially when Tucker discussing the size of his balls 😂😂

  • @ayahslife8773
    @ayahslife8773 Před 2 lety +60

    I just lost my husband to cancer on Tuesday and this is the first LOL I’ve had since 🤣 All hail the swollen balls saga!

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky Před 2 lety +6

      Am sorry for your loss!
      Hail Balls Saga!

    • @laurie6123
      @laurie6123 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm am so sorry for your loss. I hope you can find other light spots in your days to come as you transition thru this difficult time. Bless you and yours.

    • @joannew-schmidhammer9325
      @joannew-schmidhammer9325 Před 2 lety +2

      Condolences to you

    • @2244ntho66
      @2244ntho66 Před 2 lety +3

      I send hugs, love, compassion and Stephen Colbert & his writing team to lift your spirits. Take it easy on yourself, and laugh when it feels good. Sending love and support your way....my condolences.

    • @lightel652
      @lightel652 Před 2 lety

      Surprised they didn't tell you, you're husband died from covid-19.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před 2 lety +383

    Stephen, I suffer from depression and Autism and you are one of the few people who can make me laugh. From one South Carolinian to another, thank you.

    • @Lethgar_Smith
      @Lethgar_Smith Před 2 lety +21

      This particular monologue was really good!
      Crackling! Sizzling hot!

    • @jamshedirani9187
      @jamshedirani9187 Před 2 lety +30

      Hey man, just wanted to say take care and hope you're able to find happiness

    • @sunnydaysatl
      @sunnydaysatl Před 2 lety +18

      I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger…
      And then it hit me.
      Hope that a least made u smile…take care.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +11

      Aww, honey. I wish you all the best.

    • @EddieGaster
      @EddieGaster Před 2 lety +8

      I also suffer from Autism and depression.

  • @gbail9566
    @gbail9566 Před 2 lety +553

    The health minister is clearly trying unsuccessfully not to laugh.

    • @coucamaya
      @coucamaya Před 2 lety +45

      Oh my friend . You really need to watch our health update. They have fun with them.
      The prime Minister told the nation when he announced the reopening "please.... doh jackass d ting". Lol

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Před 2 lety +9

      What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
      Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
      You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
      But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.

    • @coucamaya
      @coucamaya Před 2 lety +21

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 wellll I'm from Trinidad and Tobago. Trust me. If that was a real thing, it would have come out a long time ago. Her cousin also told her that you get fired down here if you don't get the jab, which is not true, we're like everywhere else, life is easier if you get it, but there is no mandate.
      The simpler explanation is that her cousin if just selling her lies so that she can send money to him so that he can not have to work, and now the story got away from him. Which would also explain why he didn't wanna go on IG live with her to back his story. He claimed that it's hard to get on IG here........ in Trinidad...... where everyone is on IG 🤣🤣🤣
      It's most likely just a con gone wayyyyy to far.

    • @transitionwithtrini1928
      @transitionwithtrini1928 Před 2 lety +4

      @@coucamaya 😂😂😂😂Trini to the bone...untill dont jackass the thing end up a slang😂😂

    • @barbaradavis393
      @barbaradavis393 Před 2 lety +2

      Bet he was glad to have a mask to hide behind.

  • @margaritaalvarez3766
    @margaritaalvarez3766 Před 2 lety +3

    “Man still waiting for his mom to pick him up.” 🤣🤣

  • @judyannstreich7499
    @judyannstreich7499 Před 2 lety +34

    I think that Newsome's win over the recall effort is to be celebrated but I think surviving & getting out of his marriage to Kimberly Guilfoyle is an even better "win" !!

    • @ccdogpark
      @ccdogpark Před 2 lety +5

      I didn't know anything about that.
      I can't imagine anyone normal being married to KG.

  • @shnawdude03
    @shnawdude03 Před 2 lety +784

    Just hearing Trinidad’s talking about swollen balls was worth it.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Před 2 lety +70

      Americans have heard more about Trinidad in the past three days than in the last two centuries. I however feel for Trinidad's cousin, poor old Tobago.

    • @mangodragonfruit6862
      @mangodragonfruit6862 Před 2 lety +65

      @@waryaawariiri1812 Tobago is our sister actually

    • @noneofyourbusiness6309
      @noneofyourbusiness6309 Před 2 lety +33

      Trinidadian's.....right now they are looking for the swollen balls man....even the minister of health had a press conference about these balls...

    • @Atomicwhisperer
      @Atomicwhisperer Před 2 lety +10

      @@waryaawariiri1812 also we're the reason the US didnt qualify for the last world cup

    • @tringuyen7519
      @tringuyen7519 Před 2 lety +19

      Ok for all of the jokes, but for the Trinidad official to thoroughly investigate all vaccinated men for the suspected swollen testicles took courage and commitment(aka cajones).

  • @aohige
    @aohige Před 2 lety +159

    Hahahaha
    The minister of health in Trinidad just won so much sympathy with this, funny how he's trying not to crack up.

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 Před 2 lety +5

      He'll be at the Comedy Store Friday through Sunday.

    • @anisa_mazaki23
      @anisa_mazaki23 Před 2 lety +6

      Not really cuz half of Trinidad really doesn't like Deyalsingh.

    • @noneofyourbusiness6309
      @noneofyourbusiness6309 Před 2 lety +1

      @@anisa_mazaki23yep truth...

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary Před 2 lety +2

      Let’s also spare a moment for the sign language interpreter who had to do that news conference.

    • @shaniasmith5253
      @shaniasmith5253 Před 2 lety +1

      @aohige shit you talking. You even from trinidad to know this? Nobody in trinidad likes that minister and he is known for lying :|

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 Před 2 lety +2

    This guy is CRACKING UP!! I'm laughing at watching him try to hold back his laughter!!! 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣

  • @jmboyd65
    @jmboyd65 Před 2 lety +14

    "But you know what they say, 'You win some, you NEWSOM'." THE JOKE WAS LAYING RIGHT THERE, WRITERS!!!!

  • @nicorobin5978
    @nicorobin5978 Před 2 lety +1072

    "Gavin Newsom's lead in California is swelling faster than Nicki Minaj's cousin's friends' testicles." -David Pakman -9/14/2021

  • @Roseclan24
    @Roseclan24 Před 2 lety +85

    Colbert has been on fire this week. I think this has been his best stretch in a long time, maybe ever

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 Před 2 lety +10

      Yep…not wasting any words..just going for the jugular..

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq Před 2 lety +15

      The jokes just keep on writing themselves. No comedian could make up what Nikki Minaj tweeted. Real life nowadays is stranger than fiction. No way Stephen or his writers could pass on this. I would love to have been in the writer's room when they heard about those massive testicles down in Trinidad.

    • @vjshoegal4027
      @vjshoegal4027 Před 2 lety +4

      Thought the same... relentless and brilliant! 🥳🤣👏

    • @cthoolhoo1441
      @cthoolhoo1441 Před 2 lety +2

      He's on fire because our dumb-as-hell human race keeps handing him matches and kerosene.

  • @catmaxwell6691
    @catmaxwell6691 Před 2 lety +16

    Just a killer monologue. From Gavin’s diversity to the low hanging fruit at the end. Perfecto:)

  • @Beatlesfanish
    @Beatlesfanish Před 2 lety +4

    Damn, Stephen is going for the 3rd degree while roasting Tucker and I love it.

  • @legen_dary42
    @legen_dary42 Před 2 lety +60

    Absolutely one of the best segments I've ever seen. I laughed my balls off

  • @willvgo2950
    @willvgo2950 Před 2 lety +463

    It took decades, but Dan Quayle got to be "the smart one" in the conversation.

    • @gutspipola8886
      @gutspipola8886 Před 2 lety +11

      Second dumbest Vice President of all time…..

    • @Vreejack
      @Vreejack Před 2 lety +29

      I'm willing to forget all about that "potatoe" incident.

    • @truepeacenik
      @truepeacenik Před 2 lety +19

      Bizarro world, eh?

    • @finneylane4235
      @finneylane4235 Před 2 lety +4

      "The feather"

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Před 2 lety +11

      What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
      Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
      You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
      But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.

  • @Muhdah1972
    @Muhdah1972 Před 2 lety +5

    I like how he burns Tuckums at the end 💪🔥😂

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 Před 2 lety +4

    "Darling Niki" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    If you're too young to know what that means, listen to the Prince album Purple Rain.

  • @ivannovalery6504
    @ivannovalery6504 Před 2 lety +716

    Imagine being that one guy in Trinidad who lied to his wife not having std become internationally famous because if it.

    • @djg5950
      @djg5950 Před 2 lety +84

      She called off the wedding. She figured out the real reason his balls were swollen. It wasn't the vaccine after all.

    • @escutus
      @escutus Před 2 lety +4

      Sounds like he was using steroids. Lol

    • @keksi6844
      @keksi6844 Před 2 lety +2

      Or whole story is psyop to make people who question vaccine look like 'dots.

    • @ArcaneStar1
      @ArcaneStar1 Před 2 lety +9

      I cant believe people really think Nicki was being serious.

    • @joanbowden3448
      @joanbowden3448 Před 2 lety +19

      @@escutus no, steroids make them turn into raisins! Lol

  • @jstnxprsn
    @jstnxprsn Před 2 lety +375

    This is one of the funniest monologues Stephen has ever done. It's like he took last night's incredibly funny "ball joke" that put us on the floor laughing and made an entire monologue out of it. Simply brilliant. We are not worthy.

    • @annmariebymorning
      @annmariebymorning Před 2 lety +12

      He’s been on point since he’s had a live audience again ..has me rollin nightly

    • @Panama_Red
      @Panama_Red Před 2 lety +23

      He really took those balls and ran with them.

    • @ssankm508
      @ssankm508 Před 2 lety +3

      Wow someone defo paid you to write that garbage

    • @mariyamwaniki
      @mariyamwaniki Před 2 lety +2

      He's hot tonight

    • @jonnygillan
      @jonnygillan Před 2 lety

      All the late night shows had the same shoulder vs balls joke

  • @ejbuehler4397
    @ejbuehler4397 Před 2 lety +64

    I love how "Ms. Manaj" thinks anyone actually takes her seriously.

    • @YOUREADY09
      @YOUREADY09 Před 2 lety +3

      Social media is King and people will believe anything celebrities say. Because of her comments about the vaccine and the fact that she has 60 million followers on Instagram. She was invited to The White House to talk to the country’s top doctors about the vaccine.

    • @FrancistheBrave
      @FrancistheBrave Před 2 lety +1

      That's what I said who actually takes them serious.

    • @jmc597
      @jmc597 Před 2 lety +1

      It appears FOX News does.

    • @ejbuehler4397
      @ejbuehler4397 Před 2 lety

      @@jmc597 hahahahahaha

    • @Du-Masses
      @Du-Masses Před 2 lety +1

      @@YOUREADY09 she was not invited to the White House. They offered a doctor for a phone call.

  • @HarrisBanneck
    @HarrisBanneck Před 2 lety +79

    I just love how it sounds like Trinidad’s health minister was trying to contain his laughter over the claim that the vaccine causes swollen testicles.

    • @808beat3
      @808beat3 Před 2 lety +2

      Cuz he scared that the vaccine did it.. that laugh was a cover up

    • @kamacazi9744
      @kamacazi9744 Před 2 lety +5

      @@808beat3 don’t talk shit they confirmed that it didn’t happen they contacted every male that was vaccinate to confirm

    • @808beat3
      @808beat3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kamacazi9744 omg.. no one is talking sh*t.. but i know you are in fear since you took the vaccine and is hoping that your testicles dont swell over time or something crazy happen to you.. its ok to be in fear i understand..

    • @roseananthanayagam8056
      @roseananthanayagam8056 Před 2 lety +1

      Just hearing him say “testicular swelling” in that lilting Trinidad accent did it for me.

    • @inlovehusband
      @inlovehusband Před 2 lety +1

      It's just funny y'all don't think it happens, leaked videos are coming out of nurse saying it's a common occurrence with the vaccine. Everyone thinks it's a lie but no one actually knows what the long term effects are.

  • @Roseclan24
    @Roseclan24 Před 2 lety +62

    Colbert is the late night king

    • @pgaquigz1125
      @pgaquigz1125 Před 2 lety

      More like the late night racist far left radical leftist lol

    • @redliondeaddeer
      @redliondeaddeer Před 2 lety +3

      @@pgaquigz1125 but also still the highest rated late night talk show😁

    • @CamOttion
      @CamOttion Před 2 lety

      *Gutfeld

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 Před 2 lety +1915

    I feel his pain when he said "So much of my time was wasted"

    • @MrsRobinson0741
      @MrsRobinson0741 Před 2 lety +60

      Gotta love his laughing!!!

    • @janamarley2336
      @janamarley2336 Před 2 lety +62

      Yeah, because resources are limited and they could have spend that time on more important matters. People got too much time on their hands that allowing them to make problems.

    • @dabblerdeluxe775
      @dabblerdeluxe775 Před 2 lety +29

      @@leannevandekew1996 oh my

    • @thesuncollective1475
      @thesuncollective1475 Před 2 lety +7

      Tucker finally makes sense

    • @ChrisAlbertH47
      @ChrisAlbertH47 Před 2 lety +78

      Yeah, imagine a world where people are so impressionable that they would listen to the words of a celebrity over experts, and then the experts have to waste their time trying to explain in the nicest way possible why you should not listen to celebrities. Fuck, people are dumb.

  • @singerrb4984
    @singerrb4984 Před 2 lety +5

    Congratulations Gov. Newsom!! You are incredibly awesome!

  • @robertaldaron4870
    @robertaldaron4870 Před 2 lety +2

    STEPHEN!!!! PLEASE KEEP KILLING US WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!
    It's so much better than the alternatives these days.....🤣🤣🤣

  • @jprsfragoso
    @jprsfragoso Před 2 lety +244

    You know the world is f**ed, when doctors have to spend an afternoon investigating balls, because Nicki Minaj said her cousins friend ones swollen...

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Před 2 lety +7

      What if Nicki is actually telling the truth about swollen vaccine balls..
      Imagine being worried about a 1 in 5.33 billion chance of getting vaccine balls.
      You have a greater chance of falling out of an airplane without a parachute and surviving.
      But she's not. She is just another super rich person who doesn't like paying their fair share of taxes.

    • @jojomang3016
      @jojomang3016 Před 2 lety

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 Like AOC

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Před 2 lety +4

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 1 in 5 billion chance...and there's only 3.4 billion men on the planet. guess that dude really got unlucky, huh? lol you people will believe anything

    • @jessehopson291
      @jessehopson291 Před 2 lety +4

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 if you look it up there have been 766 cases of testicular pain and swelling from the vaccine, 171 cases of erectile dysfunction, 1,757 miscarriages, 9,732 menstrual disorders, and 3,334 cases of vaginal/uterine hemorrhage. You should try to be more informed before calling people liars.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Před 2 lety +9

      @@jessehopson291 Look it up where? On VAERS? There no proof that ANY side effects listed there happened because of the vaccine just because people SAID they THOUGHT they were caused by the vaccine. Nikki Minaj's cousin's friend could report swollen balls on VAERS as a vaccine side effect, but we still wouldn't know whether the vaccine caused it.

  • @youlikedyourowncomment5151
    @youlikedyourowncomment5151 Před 2 lety +483

    Sounds like the friend got caught doing something he shouldn't have and blamed covid

    • @KristenRowenPliske
      @KristenRowenPliske Před 2 lety +54

      Exactly. More likely an STD/STI from sharing naked time with someone NOT his fiancé.

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq Před 2 lety +69

      There are four known medical causes of an enlarged scrotum. 1) Bacterial as in a sexually transmitted infection (STI), 2) Viral as in the same virus responsible for the mumps, 3) Parasitic as in lymphatic filariasis which can cause the scrotum to become enlarged, and 4) Trauma, as in what that man's fiance did when she found out he caught an STI right before their now canceled wedding day. No where in the known causes is there a vaccine of any kind.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried Před 2 lety +11

      @@HH-mw4sq maybe it's a side effect of Ivermectin,

    • @miguel213
      @miguel213 Před 2 lety +3

      @@HH-mw4sq #4

    • @Smilewithme069
      @Smilewithme069 Před 2 lety +1

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @mateofantasma
    @mateofantasma Před 2 lety +2

    Jean Baptiste's reactions made the jokes even better. Great episode, so funny

  • @richinoable
    @richinoable Před 2 lety +19

    Now Republicans are all like, "we really don't want big nuts, after all!"
    Good work, Ms. Minaj.

  • @anonimuse6553
    @anonimuse6553 Před 2 lety +195

    The whole Niki friends cousin's ball and Trinidad thing is just so funny.
    Good for Trinidad for investigating the case of the hanging large balls roaming around Trinidad.

    • @LatifahEden
      @LatifahEden Před 2 lety +19

      Trinidad is not happy. 🥴. Most of them want to slap her. Whether she was joking or not. I personally think it’s funny but most of the country find it embarrassing.

    • @Kyleramsey999
      @Kyleramsey999 Před 2 lety +8

      @@LatifahEden ...You're actually wrong. I'm currently in Trinidad on vacation and no one wants to slap her or cares. Most of them find it's funny....

    • @tyrekjennings9466
      @tyrekjennings9466 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Kyleramsey999 Yea, we really don't take anything that seriously. We should though

    • @lukef4089
      @lukef4089 Před 2 lety +3

      So my balls are not going to be big like niki friends cousins balls after making the viccine?

    • @LatifahEden
      @LatifahEden Před 2 lety

      @@Kyleramsey999 Not to mention that this all so convenient considering her husband may go to jail for failing to register as a $ex offender. Just like Nicki if you don’t know what you’re talking about 🤫

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +99

    He's not calling Nicki a liar.. just her cousin.

    • @geraltrivia6148
      @geraltrivia6148 Před 2 lety +17

      Not even calling the cousin a liar; just making fun of the absurdity of the claim, regardless of source. Personally, I think the dude got an STD from cheating, because why would his girl call off the wedding over a side effect?

    • @Beginstheman
      @Beginstheman Před 2 lety +14

      By tweeting a lie, that makes Nicki as much a liar as whoever is at the source of that bit of BS. Can't afford to mess around, especially not with 180 million followers. Twitter should take direct action against her like a warning or a suspension depending of how many times she violated Twitter's policy of use.

    • @waterfrodo4304
      @waterfrodo4304 Před 2 lety +5

      No even her cousin. Just her cousin's friend's balls. The pretended to swell just to make Nicki mention them in a tweet.

    • @wearenottogetheranymore2658
      @wearenottogetheranymore2658 Před 2 lety +4

      @@geraltrivia6148 yea he def had a STD

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Před 2 lety +2

      I don't want to dispel anyone's illusions, but the cousin's friend doesn't exist. Accomplished liars always set up an untraceable source....just like the Swampapottomus' "people are saying".
      PS: why listen to NM who can't even sing her own songs? (it's auto tune)

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary Před 2 lety +16

    “... Who claimed the polio vaccine gave him a micro-taint.”
    Stephen, you have the polio vaccine confused with the smallcox vaccine.

  • @xllint4438
    @xllint4438 Před 2 lety +1

    Stephen's monologue savage af as always. LMFAO

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 Před 2 lety +128

    Stephen and his writers were off the chain for tonight's monologue!
    Great job team!

    • @808beat3
      @808beat3 Před 2 lety

      More like a joke back at them for trying to cover up something about that vaccine being bad for your health..

  • @DavidBagga
    @DavidBagga Před 2 lety +63

    We said yes to diversity
    “Nothing says diversity like a rich white guy named Gavin.” Lmao 😂😂

  • @margaritaalvarez3766
    @margaritaalvarez3766 Před 2 lety +2

    “Oh to be a fly…on their head” 🤣🤣

  • @schiz0phren1c
    @schiz0phren1c Před 2 lety +1

    That's a load of balls!
    I loved Stephen's little Prince homage there as well with him saying "Nikki, Nikki, *Darling Nikki* ...excellent stuff!

  • @natalietam5424
    @natalietam5424 Před 2 lety +200

    I'm from Trinidad. I love your show. This segment had me rolling with laughter. You're always welcome to Trinidad. If you ever come to host an episode here please bring your lovely wife. You two make a great team!

  • @brownechr
    @brownechr Před 2 lety +161

    Dear Mr Colbert
    I am writing in connection with your ongoing references to enlarged testes. This is the kind of juvenile behaviour that makes us love you even more than we already did.
    Yours,
    Just about everyone

  • @SparkRes
    @SparkRes Před 2 lety +3

    🤣🤣🤣 I'm more and more convinced everyday that we all living in a south park episode 😭

  • @idi01s
    @idi01s Před 2 lety +6

    This episode was truly tremendous. Kudos to Colbert and his writers

  • @marilynwatkins-ramdin2194
    @marilynwatkins-ramdin2194 Před 2 lety +15

    Dying from laughing in 🇧🇧 right next door to 🇹🇹 no swollen testicles here either 🤣🤣

  • @GrootsieTheDog
    @GrootsieTheDog Před 2 lety +183

    Quit calling it a controversy. It’s too kind. Muhammad Ali was controversial. Malcom X was controversial. They challenged the ignorance of the day. They opened up peoples minds. She didn’t say something controversial. She spread misinformation. What she said was idiocy.

    • @redspiralray2880
      @redspiralray2880 Před 2 lety +4

      #CompleteDumbass

    • @hudsonholley5075
      @hudsonholley5075 Před 2 lety +2

      This is why you’re watching Stephen Colbert, people like you don’t educate yourselves and just follow everyone else.

    • @ianb9028
      @ianb9028 Před 2 lety +27

      @@hudsonholley5075 The point is we do educate ourselves as opposed to anti-vax tribes who only ever research the material that supports their predetermined conclusions.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +17

      @@hudsonholley5075 😂
      Yes only you, oh wise one, can see the truth about balls swelling from the vaccine.

    • @sugarqbs
      @sugarqbs Před 2 lety +3

      damn that puts things into perspective, muhammad ali seems like such a cool figure…

  • @RealCyclops
    @RealCyclops Před 2 lety +5

    This was one of the best monologues in quite some time... I was laughing HARD throughout most of it.

  • @povsepian
    @povsepian Před 2 lety +2

    Colbert is top of the top. Best in class ♥️♥️♥️

  • @MrKolozal
    @MrKolozal Před 2 lety +28

    8:49 halfway through him speaking I couldn't stop laughing, just imagine how surreal that situation must feel

  • @chartreusemaiden604
    @chartreusemaiden604 Před 2 lety +122

    I was just wondering why her and her cousin's friend didn't think of literally anything else. My first thought would have been an allergic reaction, or testicular cancer. But nope, she just jumped for the vaccines.

    • @awake3607
      @awake3607 Před 2 lety +23

      Or an STI, or injury. If Fiancee left...it was likely an STI.

    • @gayahithwen
      @gayahithwen Před 2 lety +11

      Yeah, seriously. There are so many other potential explanations for those symptoms, so many other causes for that effect, the fact that her cousin's friend was speculating that the vaccine was the "real" reason is just hilarious.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea Před 2 lety +8

      @@gayahithwen I'm more embarrassed that Nicki just requotes things she hasn't verified. Doesn't she have staff?

    • @gayahithwen
      @gayahithwen Před 2 lety +3

      @@Gymnopediea Different people have different social media styles. She's an artist, not a politician. I'm not surprised that she doesn't have a full-time fact-checker on hand. But I did hope that she took her role as public figure seriously enough to think about the potential ramifications of spreading that kind of rumor during a global pandemic.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea Před 2 lety

      @@gayahithwen Kar-bear. I get it. But in my first year of med school my bestie and I would jokingly say "what would Nicki do?". So this hits a little too close to home to take it lightly. :P

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 Před 2 lety

    This might just be one of my favourite monologues 🤣
    Also, good to know Nicki's love for Stephen Colbert is still evident!

  • @lorenrenee1
    @lorenrenee1 Před 2 lety +4

    I am so impressed with Trinidad’s response. They are a fabulous nation.

  • @mcintyreshayne
    @mcintyreshayne Před 2 lety +33

    Those were the best jokes I’ve heard in a while. Your writers rock! And you sir, delivered them superbly.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +230

    And here I thought Pencey would faint at the thought of a bare ankle.. Had no idea he was such a free spirit as to consider full calf exposure.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +16

      I'm sure his wife doesn't know about that.

    • @eco2geek.
      @eco2geek. Před 2 lety +3

      That was only in his former career, when he was a cattle rancher.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +3

      After 4 years (plus campaign time) of having to be around failure trump his usual "shocked" reaction has been over used.
      Like when a burn scars over or you end up with tinnitus after too many loud gigs.

    • @davidleerothschildFTW
      @davidleerothschildFTW Před 2 lety

      I can't wait until they round up and send all those drumpfers to concentration camps. Hopefully I'll get to post up a guard tower.

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety

      @@couragekarnga8735 "mother"

  • @montygates8767
    @montygates8767 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh! Loved that last sting. It was marvelous

  • @rhitter94
    @rhitter94 Před 2 lety +1

    That last joke was classic!!!

  • @redglasses33
    @redglasses33 Před 2 lety +28

    Omg I can't believe we ( as in Trinidad) made it on Colbert. lmao i fkn love this. Stephen Colbert you're my favourite! And I would die if Tucker came to Port of Spain lol

  • @candielandssweetadventures
    @candielandssweetadventures Před 2 lety +78

    With all this publicity it's the absolute first time I'd like to be referred to as someone's random cousin's friend. 😂

  • @Xektt
    @Xektt Před 2 lety +7

    Bill O' Rilley: "I sure am glad Tucker is now the one who...gets to cover those balls"

  • @rushfan1970
    @rushfan1970 Před 2 lety +3

    🔥🔥🔥I'm dying, this one was solid fire!!🤣🤣😂😂only Colbert can slay like this!👏🏼👏🏼

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +350

    Tucker wants a face-to-balls interview in Trinidad. He’s quite curious!

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 Před 2 lety +46

      Of course he's quite curious given that none of these Trump lackeys has balls of their own.

    • @redbarchetta8782
      @redbarchetta8782 Před 2 lety +22

      A Tea~baggers wet-dream. 🤣

    • @six1364
      @six1364 Před 2 lety +9

      😂🤣🤣omgggggg this comment😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣!!!!!!!

    • @rparl
      @rparl Před 2 lety +8

      He may curious, but yellow!

    • @trinifoto8927
      @trinifoto8927 Před 2 lety +5

      And seeing that he’s fully vaccinated, he would actually be able to enter the country.

  • @ACrazyWorldwithJ
    @ACrazyWorldwithJ Před 2 lety +62

    Yes Stephan I've been watching you and John Stewart for more than 10 years in Trinidad lol. We love you down here. Come anytime

  • @bachac18
    @bachac18 Před 2 lety +1

    Big up Stephen Colbert👏🏼🤣… we fi cyah stop laughing we ass off here in Trinidad man 🇹🇹😂🤣😅

  • @epiphilosophy
    @epiphilosophy Před 2 lety +6

    "Testicular Swelling in Trinidad", good band name

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 Před 2 lety +184

    Trump: "Look Pence, I'm not going to be your friend anymore if you don't violate the Constitution and overturn the election for me. I'm also going to drop to the floor bawling and spinning like a top if you don't." 🤣

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 2 lety +24

      Haha I can see Trump actually doing that.

    • @ianb9028
      @ianb9028 Před 2 lety +23

      It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 Před 2 lety +10

      Trump is such a baby. He's a disgrace to adulthood.

    • @josannetrotman5263
      @josannetrotman5263 Před 2 lety +3

      In the words of Biden "Have at it"

    • @rhetoricalquestion6009
      @rhetoricalquestion6009 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ianb9028 _"It is a shame he didn't hold his breath until he turned blue
      "_
      Maybe he did, but you can't see it under all that orange.

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene Před 2 lety +84

    Colbert killing it since the lockdown. Following the lockdown we now have Colbert delta variant.

    • @raeneal3825
      @raeneal3825 Před 2 lety +3

      Nice! I see what you did there😂 Good one!

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Před 2 lety +5

      Just wait 'till we reach Colbert Mu! Talk about infectious laughter!

  • @izent74
    @izent74 Před 2 lety +1

    I need to watch Stephen Colbert's show more often. I could never forgive myself if I miss this interview! Lmfbo.

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 Před 2 lety +69

    This is probably the filthiest show Stephen has ever done. And, in my personal opinion, it's also the ballsiest his show has ever been as well.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Před 2 lety +2

      All it was missing was a "Munchma Quchi" reference.

    • @calebmcintosh1991
      @calebmcintosh1991 Před 2 lety +1

      @@typacsk One of the greatest moments in television history tbh. A decade later I think about Munchma Quchi often.

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 Před 2 lety +83

    Dan Quayle may have saved American democracy. A sentence I did know could even be formed.

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte Před 2 lety +7

      @@davidflynn6790 he aint wrong.

    • @kevyak
      @kevyak Před 2 lety +7

      Just don’t ask him to spell democracy

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +8

      'Dan Quayle was less unhinged than the failed trump 'administration' '

    • @waterfrodo4304
      @waterfrodo4304 Před 2 lety +5

      Imagine some dude from a place you used to work at calling you at 4am and asking if there's a way he can rinse his junk in a drinking fountain, and 9 months later Stephen Colbert says you may have saved countless lives.

  • @ella17734
    @ella17734 Před 2 lety +22

    I really want Nikki to get the vaccine and come on the show again too. Watching her make Stephen blush and stammer was the best. # Queen Nikki Colbert 😉

    • @Bradlee297
      @Bradlee297 Před 2 lety

      She said she'll get it to go on tour

  • @lizzyo3478
    @lizzyo3478 Před 2 lety +1

    The comedians have been having a great time with this testicle story. I have been laughing so hard with the jokes🤣🤣

  • @RogerHerzler
    @RogerHerzler Před 2 lety +1

    Annnnnd that segment is another Emmy! Congratulations to the team in advance. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adoxartist1258
    @adoxartist1258 Před 2 lety +22

    I expected him to say "Ya win some, ya Newsom!"

  • @Pursue.Happiness
    @Pursue.Happiness Před 2 lety +3

    That Tucker joke had me rollin 🤣

  • @revenamb
    @revenamb Před 2 lety +2

    At 2:58 minutes, in the Larry Elder clip, he calls Gavin Newson “Governor Gavinor” 😂 I can’t stop repeating it in my head. #GovernorGavinor

  • @VadoVoodoo
    @VadoVoodoo Před 2 lety +22

    When Stephen goes low, he really goes low. Yet strangely always retains the higher ground.

  • @ARIXANDRE
    @ARIXANDRE Před 2 lety +95

    This monologue proves two things: the show needs another Emmy and Ball jokes never get old.

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Před 2 lety +1

      3 things: people who still watch network television in 2021 have

  • @teresaweaver1012
    @teresaweaver1012 Před 2 lety +19

    I could listen to Trinis talk for hours, about anything. 🤎🖤🤍

  • @InetSentinel
    @InetSentinel Před 2 lety +1

    Stephen... you have the BEST writers in the business by far!!!!!

  • @lesleeherschfus707
    @lesleeherschfus707 Před 2 lety +2

    I have new found respect for Dan Quayle

  • @kab2599
    @kab2599 Před 2 lety +56

    Tucker doesn’t know if his show is broadcasted in T&T…he’s SO good at research! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @mj1henry1
    @mj1henry1 Před 2 lety +77

    Best monologue in a while. Enjoyed this!

    • @patsylvest
      @patsylvest Před 2 lety +6

      Was thinking the same thing. Laughed all the way through it.

    • @povsepian
      @povsepian Před 2 lety +2

      100% laughed so hard I started hiccuping 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dominicherrera4610
    @dominicherrera4610 Před 2 lety

    LolHahahahahaha Favorite thing about my morning is that I get to wake up and watch all of you crazy Late night host , Who always keep me laughing!!!!!

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 Před 2 lety +1

    Pence and Quayle...fly on their head!! Love it!!! 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣 Quayle was the smart one here?! Wow, just wow.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 2 lety +162

    Overheard: The vote was so lopsided, it's basically Elder abuse. -George Takei on Twitter

  • @monicaaiken9746
    @monicaaiken9746 Před 2 lety +62

    “I’m glad to see Fox news is coming to terms with some of its dangerous misstatements.” 😂

  • @jamielawlor2394
    @jamielawlor2394 Před 2 lety +3

    The writers need a raise for that monologue. So good my testicles are laughing.

  • @joeyr2
    @joeyr2 Před 2 lety

    This is why Colbert is King!!!