Crackpot GOP Members Push For Seats On Pelosi's Jan. 6th Commission

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  • Republicans Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz are said to be vying for spots on Speaker Pelosi's select committee to investigate the January 6th insurrection. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @EdaugEthanbYT
    @EdaugEthanbYT Před 2 lety +160

    After voting against the Jan. 6th commission do they actually think they’ll get seats on it?

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před 2 lety +6

      Oh please Speaker Pelosi. Don't let them be on it.

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT Před 2 lety +5

      @@shirleyrombough8173 McCarthy’s picks are with Pelosi’s agreement. I’d bet Reps. Katko and Kinzinger will be on it

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 Před 2 lety +4

      @@EdaugEthanbYT so far, it's Liz Cheney.

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 Před 2 lety

      Five seats are Republicans. Two Republicans voted against the commission. You do the math.

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT Před 2 lety +4

      @@timothyball3144 True but I was referring to the 5 worst of the worst: Paul Gosar, Matt Gaetz, MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Jim Jordan

  • @jainthorne4136
    @jainthorne4136 Před 2 lety +176

    No one who voted against certifying the election should be included on the commission.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před 2 lety +11

      You are absolutely right about that.

    • @MrDeathpilot
      @MrDeathpilot Před 2 lety +17

      No one who voted against certifying the election should be in Congress.
      We need to enforce Article 14 Section 3.

    • @lumpy0100
      @lumpy0100 Před 2 lety

      @@MrDeathpilot🙂 Art14 sec 3? What does it say?😁

    • @MrDeathpilot
      @MrDeathpilot Před 2 lety +1

      @@lumpy0100 Does your Google not work?
      constitution.congress.gov/browse/amendment-14/section-3/

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Před 2 lety +3

      Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!

  • @kimb868
    @kimb868 Před 2 lety +102

    Funny when Stephen said “Satan’s steaming Ballsack “ I thought he was talking about Mitch McConnell

  • @Beegee1952
    @Beegee1952 Před 2 lety +38

    MGT - most hated woman in America. Well-earned Marge! Most hated man? Matt Giggity-Gaetz!

    • @metalroofing6708
      @metalroofing6708 Před 2 lety +1

      There does seem to be a lot of hate here in the comment section. It's sad don't you think?

    • @judibiggerstaff8054
      @judibiggerstaff8054 Před 2 lety +5

      McConnell, Trump, Graham, Cruz, Jordan etc. It's like they're competing for that title.

    • @Beegee1952
      @Beegee1952 Před 2 lety +2

      @@metalroofing6708 A natural response to those who oppress others for the simple “crime” of existing.

    • @Beegee1952
      @Beegee1952 Před 2 lety +1

      @@metalroofing6708 They reap what they sow.

    • @metalroofing6708
      @metalroofing6708 Před 2 lety

      @@Beegee1952 who is being oppressed by whom?

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry Před 2 lety +80

    Every Republican who voted in favor of the Jan 6 Commission should be on the committee.

    • @bonnierussell9798
      @bonnierussell9798 Před 2 lety +7

      Totally agree

    • @ericvanhaeren9449
      @ericvanhaeren9449 Před 2 lety +17

      Except Stephanie Bice (OK), Carlos Gimenez (FL), Michael Guest (MS), Chris Jacobs (NY) and Tom Rice (SC), who all of them voted to reject the certification of the electoral votes on January 6th. They are "persons of interest" in the investigation.

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry Před 2 lety +3

      @@ericvanhaeren9449 - did these people vote in favor of a Jan 6 commission? Did any republicans vote in favor?

    • @ericvanhaeren9449
      @ericvanhaeren9449 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheSuzberry This was your claim, remember? In any case, 35 Republicans in the House and 6 in the Senate voted in favor of the Jan 6 commission.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 Před 2 lety +1

      Only 5 of them will do.

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja Před 2 lety +354

    Why should the GOP be given any say in the commission when they refused to allow its formation through cooperation?

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 Před 2 lety +39

      Not to mention, theyd never had given dems any seats if the roles were reversed. :P

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +10

      Most likely to please the moderate Republicans.
      Thanks to Baby Cheezus, the Reps are now split between the Redhat crazies and the "good ol' boys" supporters. You know, folks who hate liberal ideas but still thinks that Jewish Space Lasers is a bunch of malarkey. America is still in a vulnerable Post-Cheezus era right now, and if you want to stop the spectre of Jabba the Gut from entering the primaries in 2024 then you would need to do something to curry favors to those moderates.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Před 2 lety +4

      @@gamepapa1211 but there's only 1 moderate....or is there really? They all know they're crazy, but are afraid of Vlad and his orange goon.

    • @timothydavis9181
      @timothydavis9181 Před 2 lety +6

      Only so they can't say it was one sided and completely false. "The election was stolen". You and I both know the truth, it's the trumpidiots that have to be shown.

    • @johnedward3404
      @johnedward3404 Před 2 lety +10

      **TIME TO STOP TRYING TO DEAL,,,, with these a holes!!!!! THEY ONLY OBSTRUCT EVERYTHING DECENT!!!! FORGET ABOUT THEM!!!!! WE'VE GOT TO GO IT ALONE,,,, AND STOP FALLING FOR THEIR BS!!!! THESE REPUBLICANS DON'T NEGOTIATE IN GOOD FAITH!!!!!**

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo420 Před 2 lety +81

    The ones who voted against the committee now want to be on it?!? Riiiiiight....

    • @melaniecotterell8263
      @melaniecotterell8263 Před 2 lety +1

      what you are saying is equivalent to if you voted for the losing candidate your government assistance gets cancelled and you can never vote again.

  • @holdon4992
    @holdon4992 Před 2 lety +15

    Nancy should ask them and totally ignore his suggestions and appointment all Democrats.

    • @chrismartin3197
      @chrismartin3197 Před 2 lety +2

      McCarthy “who do you think I am?”
      Nancy “you ain’t 💩”

  • @ZaneofAustin
    @ZaneofAustin Před 2 lety +414

    republicans "WE DONT WANT A BIPARTISAN COMMISION"
    a few moments later @tm
    "WE WANT SEATS ON THE INVESTAGATORY COMMITEE"

  • @stormyr.3315
    @stormyr.3315 Před 2 lety +348

    There is no low to which the GQP won't aspire. No shame, no common sense or decency...that's today's Retrumplican party.

    • @arnavmathur1404
      @arnavmathur1404 Před 2 lety +10

      *rescumlican

    • @J.5.M.
      @J.5.M. Před 2 lety +14

      They've fallen very, very low. The Republicans of the Bush era at least had a little self respect, as bad as they were.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 Před 2 lety +10

      Rethuglikkkans

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +11

      They excused the guy who set his attack mob on them.

    • @deathandcats
      @deathandcats Před 2 lety +10

      The GOP are underminers - nothing is beneath them.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +258

    This heat wave has finally turned my right wing Father in Law around on Climate change. Seems that the future of his grandchildren wasn't as motivating as the future of his lawn.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 2 lety +35

      That's all kinds of sad. Unfortunately, it's not just your in-law who thinks that way.

    • @marcarvermeulen
      @marcarvermeulen Před 2 lety +3

      😔

    • @jefflebowski8470
      @jefflebowski8470 Před 2 lety +11

      He sounds like a typical self-centered boomer.

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 Před 2 lety +29

      @@jefflebowski8470 Hey, Dude. I'm a boomer and live in a tiny town in a rural area. Guess who the volunteers are at the local recycling center and guess who the majority of the people are who bother to recycle!! Guess who doesn't put chemicals on their lawns and fills them with native plants and trees? Boomers, Baby!!! I've always lived as environmentally friendly a life as possible because I've been aware of such issues since childhood. I've witnessed the changes over a lifetime. My retirement in a couple years will be devoted to environmental issues (mainly plastics). As a world leader, the U.S. is moving too slowly. We were about to start making significant headway until trump set us back, as well as GOP obstructionism before and after. Please don't lump us all together. On the guy mentioned in the original comment...his problem was being uninformed, not being a boomer. The uninformed are all over the place in all age groups. I see it every day.

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před 2 lety +13

      I have never understood why so many idiots refuse to believe in climate change. We see it happening on an annual basis and we see drastic differences when we compare the climate today to 40 years ago. I can understand people debating the reasons for climate change, but I will never understand how people can simply say there is no such thing.

  • @StruggleGaming
    @StruggleGaming Před 2 lety +16

    You don't invite perpetrators nor beneficiaries of a crime, TO THE INVESTIGATION OF THAT CRIME.
    The GOP can sit the commission out.

    • @44VW44
      @44VW44 Před 2 lety

      EXACTLY. Please let sanity & logic prevail & allow justice to have a chance of actually happening.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +176

    The ignorance is staggering. How do his supporters continue to deny the truth about this man? He even lost the Georgia Senate seats for them

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a shame the disrespect Colbert & his liberal crowd show to President Trump for all he did for all of you. It's a shame the a$$ kissing to Sleepy Joe

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 2 lety +35

      @@victorarredondo304 Name one thing Trump did for you, and we'll compare notes on that.

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nobodyknows3180 greatest economy ever, a great border, millions of jobs, etc

    • @OldieBones
      @OldieBones Před 2 lety +31

      @@victorarredondo304 Respect is earned, not given, and neither Trump nor you deserve any.

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Před 2 lety +29

      @@victorarredondo304 Greatest economy ever was the one from the late 40's until the late 70's, you ignoramus! That's when there wasn't such a gap in wealth that has occurred the last forty years with twenty-four of them with Rethuglicons in the White House, who tanked the economy, like Bush 2 and Reagan did, and Trump would his willful negligence on Covid, causing unemplyment and an economy that tanked once again. Democrats have to come in and clean up the shit left on the floor by Rethuglicons, and with Trump, RethgulKKKons! The 40's to 70's was the greatest time for growth for the middle class. Whoever educated did a shitty job!

  • @humanandrade1537
    @humanandrade1537 Před 2 lety +36

    I love you all…Every fan, staff, band, Evie and Steven of course. 😘😘😘😘😘😘

  • @athgowla687
    @athgowla687 Před 2 lety +49

    ivanka’s comments just show they live in a fantasyworld where keeping up appearances is the most important job.

    • @Lucifer-qt9gh
      @Lucifer-qt9gh Před 2 lety

      Klink

    • @athgowla687
      @athgowla687 Před 2 lety

      @@paulharris553 Yeah, although it was not deliberate yet, just out of stupidity. But I am convinced all of his offspring would rat on him to save their own skin.

    • @athgowla687
      @athgowla687 Před 2 lety

      @@paulharris553 All this misery for 4 years, and the backlash will take way more years to overcome, but at least we can enjoy these criminals biting each others throats to try and save themselves.

  • @tmacm2237
    @tmacm2237 Před 2 lety +197

    Giuliani doesn't need to be drunk to talk incoherently, it's his natural state.

    • @tenestetubo
      @tenestetubo Před 2 lety +4

      Lol, good one. That's what I think.

    • @tomdougherty2861
      @tomdougherty2861 Před 2 lety +1

      Wait. Rudy has taste! Afterall, he holds press conferences at the Four Seasons!

    • @tenestetubo
      @tenestetubo Před 2 lety +2

      @@tomdougherty2861 Lol, is either that or the black gravy coming out of his sideburns (ew!).

    • @sheilahart1267
      @sheilahart1267 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes and your president cant put 10 words together into a coherent sentence. Well done!!

    • @tmacm2237
      @tmacm2237 Před 2 lety

      @@sheilahart1267 still better than trump who repeats the same thing over and over because he just forgot he said it. He just repeats and repeats.

  • @onlinebeacon9681
    @onlinebeacon9681 Před 2 lety +111

    'The woman in the Matrix who took ALL the pills'😂😂😂

    • @linden5165
      @linden5165 Před 2 lety +6

      More like the woman in The Matrix who got ejected because her brain didn't generate enough electricity 🙄

    • @lafierechienne7777
      @lafierechienne7777 Před 2 lety +3

      @@linden5165 Nah,more like…my ass! We’ll stick ti the original,cos yours isn’t funny,it’s way too long and lame and will never beat Stephen’s jokes,I mean c’mon 🤣

  • @cindygr8ce
    @cindygr8ce Před 2 lety +363

    It says Pelosi will consult with McCarthy not that she has to take his damn advice.

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 Před 2 lety +12

      But she will, because she's in her 80s, and thinks it's still the 1950s.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 Před 2 lety +9

      @@caroljo420 The good ol' inssurection-less 1950s.

    • @AccidentalNinja
      @AccidentalNinja Před 2 lety +27

      But why bother? They were already given the chance to consult about a commission & they voted it down.

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce Před 2 lety +28

      @@AccidentalNinja I hope she did it to be a bitch. Like she privately tells McCarthy "oh yeah yeah I'll put so and so on" and then when she announces it she ghosts him

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +14

      @@AccidentalNinja optics. She most likely did it just for better optics. McCarthy's opinions matters less than fly shit these days.

  • @tuckgraph
    @tuckgraph Před 2 lety +19

    "We make up some of the jokes on this show." The vast majority write themselves.

  • @lenieldelatorre480
    @lenieldelatorre480 Před 2 lety +10

    its like the enemy team members
    joining the rival team to kick the
    rival team's ass

  • @Dac85
    @Dac85 Před 2 lety +1109

    "Let's do a bipartisan commission."
    "No."
    "Okay, I guess we'll have to do our own."
    "HOW DARE YOU BE SO PARTISAN, WE DEMAND INPUT."
    Total shamelessness is a GOP superpower.

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof Před 2 lety +84

      "The DemocRATS are shutting us out."
      -Someone who vowed to obstruct any work of congress that will do what the public wants or serves the public need.

    • @A._is_for
      @A._is_for Před 2 lety +61

      G.O.P. stands for Gang Of Hypocrits

    • @themightykabool
      @themightykabool Před 2 lety +66

      And by the people who also said "increasing voter rights is a power grab" while also passing voter surpression laws.

    • @TimDwg
      @TimDwg Před 2 lety +47

      Don’t forget about the Republicans second superpower, absolute unabashed hypocrisy.

    • @victorcelna3028
      @victorcelna3028 Před 2 lety +29

      As it is run by Dems, they should only consider those Repubs who have never gone to the public, spouting utter nonsense. They want those more likely to have an acceptable level of sanity, and an ability to reason.

  • @pauline_2373
    @pauline_2373 Před 2 lety +61

    Does anyone get the feeling that *climate change* has accelerated into *gear 1* ?? 😭😭

    • @scottwarthin1528
      @scottwarthin1528 Před 2 lety +12

      Thank you! Goddamn disturbing that the North West at 113F is not the ONLY news. Where's the public discourse on "if this goes on through this summer and every summer than when do the crops fail" interviews of farmers, meteorologists and scientists.

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Před 2 lety +8

      I do, and I've done my part: electric car, solar on roof, power wall to store it. Buy an electric car ASAP, or take more public transportation.

    • @J.5.M.
      @J.5.M. Před 2 lety +10

      @@ldfreitas9437 And eat less meat! You don't have to go full veggie or vegan but a little less meat goes a long way. The planet will thank you.

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson Před 2 lety +4

      Gears don't work that way. Overdrive - now there's your metaphor.

    • @pauline_2373
      @pauline_2373 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JiveDadson I stand corrected! Thanks

  • @1p6t1gms
    @1p6t1gms Před 2 lety +31

    I've got to admit, Steven shines up quite nicely, that suit, dapper.

  • @charlesbennett926
    @charlesbennett926 Před 2 lety +4

    After saying "poop lasers", he should've said, "It's jokes like that that won us a Peabody!"

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +54

    That’s as appropriate as Matt Gatz serving on the Judiciary committee while he’s being investigated by the Justice Department.

  • @julielevasseur7391
    @julielevasseur7391 Před 2 lety +176

    I swear, sometimes I think Steven Colbert's Late show is my anchor to sanity.

    • @smarterthanyou2255
      @smarterthanyou2255 Před 2 lety +4

      It will keep you immersed in delusional and limited thinking that's for sure

    • @scottwarthin1528
      @scottwarthin1528 Před 2 lety +14

      His "A" Late Show was 1 of the CZcams's that got me through the pandemic.

    • @richardjones2455
      @richardjones2455 Před 2 lety +10

      @@smarterthanyou2255 Ignore idiot troll

    • @elizabethwallace3418
      @elizabethwallace3418 Před 2 lety +8

      Truly, during the pandemic, I eagerly awaited 11:30 to relax a bit, laugh & get a bit of perspective before doing this thing all over again tomorrow.

    • @elizabethwallace3418
      @elizabethwallace3418 Před 2 lety +8

      @@smarterthanyou2255 Oh God, you Rs are just so, so wise, well adjusted, competent & capable of passing judgement on anything to anybody! Try some fiber.

  • @tropicalaquarium5807
    @tropicalaquarium5807 Před 2 lety +2

    “Weight watcher’s Watch watchers” lol. Good job writing team!! 👏👏

  • @samcyphers2902
    @samcyphers2902 Před 2 lety +43

    "Jewish poop lasers." Stephen's already making a strong case for him to win next year's Peabody.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 2 lety +64

    Greene and Gaetz wanting to be on that commission would be like the Mob writing the records on what happened to Jimmy Hoffa

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Před 2 lety +4

      More like Trump filling the swamp when he chose industry corporate cronies to run the regulatory agencies.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ldfreitas9437
      As well as appointing a Big Oil lobbyist to run the EPA.

    • @TesserId
      @TesserId Před 2 lety +1

      I thought the plan was for Greene to babble incoherently so much that nothing gets done.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 2 lety +161

    Love love love Stephen "grading" the audience's reactions! 😂

  • @wsconsn
    @wsconsn Před 2 lety +25

    Wait…is Stephen making fun of Biden? It’s almost like comedians make fun of the President no matter who they are.

  • @TheMyrmo
    @TheMyrmo Před 2 lety +1

    I would totally read "Nancy Drew and the Case of the Neighbor Who Wore Human Skin".

  • @TheNotSure
    @TheNotSure Před 2 lety +53

    "Street car named desire" Jon said in the background. Missed a joke there. Street car named on fire.

  • @tthappyrock368
    @tthappyrock368 Před 2 lety +27

    At 116, Portland was 4th hotest. in. the. world. That was the official temperature out by the river. Inland, people experienced 118. Death Valley can have the heat back.

    • @beaaurther1710
      @beaaurther1710 Před 2 lety +5

      Here in The high desert of California it was 118 midday and 94 at 4:30 am

    • @keyissues1027
      @keyissues1027 Před 2 lety +4

      Portland had to shut down the trolley because its cable wire melted. A tarred street there buckeled.

    • @beaaurther1710
      @beaaurther1710 Před 2 lety

      @@keyissues1027 sorry about your trolleys, here unfortunately it’s always so hot we’re just used to it at this point. Our necessary infrastructure like schools, transportation and cooling stations have been in place for over a decade. Our school parking lots have solar panels to power the ac, our buses run on natural gas, and our old county fair grounds have cooling stations for people and live stock. It’s sad that Oregon is now as hot as southern Cali and it looks like it’s just gonna get hotter and hotter everywhere 😔stay safe out there

    • @deborahfreedman333
      @deborahfreedman333 Před 2 lety

      My outdoor thermometer (which is in the shade) hit 118. The official temperature is taken near the Willamette River, which can make it seem less hot than it really is. I didn't move to the Pacific Northwest to deal with Southern California weather. And since the further north you go, the latter the sun sets in the evening, it stays hot all night. At least, when I lived in LA, the temperature started to drop at 7 pm. In Portland, it was still 80 at midnight.

    • @reginaromsey
      @reginaromsey Před 2 lety

      Two days later and Portland is a blessed 72 and overcast!

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před 2 lety +14

    GQP crying wolf for something they voted down on.

  • @vilena5308
    @vilena5308 Před 2 lety +5

    "Woman in the matrix who took all the pills."
    I laughed so hard. Kudos to the person who wrote that.

  • @contraryconey2833
    @contraryconey2833 Před 2 lety +29

    This grey suit is giving me Atticus Finch vibes, which seems fitting given the context.

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 Před 2 lety +115

    It must be so weird to have a president who actually does their job again.

  • @kremove
    @kremove Před 2 lety +4

    "Who are these people?" at the capitol ... about the crowd he just told to march to the capitol.

  • @SAJe_53
    @SAJe_53 Před 2 lety +4

    Jon's reaction to the band practice joke: Priceless.

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 Před 2 lety +18

    The band is amazing!

  • @7rob27
    @7rob27 Před 2 lety +123

    The GOP can participate in the committee as the guilty party witnesses.

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming Před 2 lety +2

      You seem to have it backwards are you blind or just a ignorant puppet that is easy to manipulate?

    • @7rob27
      @7rob27 Před 2 lety +13

      @@HashknightGaming I’m a ignorant puppet that is easy to manipulate. That’s why in January I stormed the capitol to stop the steal. 45 and GOP members told me so.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 Před 2 lety +3

      @@7rob27 😉

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Před 2 lety +1

      Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!

    • @7rob27
      @7rob27 Před 2 lety +5

      @@jasonmilton
      I hope you’re being sarcastic. You must be.
      If not.... holy shit ... Mother of all delusional crazy nut jobs ...
      God help us all.
      It is sarcasm. You almost got me.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +22

    Hey, Nancy tried to get a bipartisan investigation going, but y'all said you didn't wanna be in it... Now that she's left with no option but to hand pick one, y'all pulling your hair out to be let in?
    It's like my dog and the bathtub with these friggin' guys. When its his bath time, nowhere to be seen.. when it's yours? *SPLOOSH!*

    • @sowianskiwojownik5973
      @sowianskiwojownik5973 Před 2 lety

      That's a joke, Nancy is not a bi partisan. She pushed for the Trump impeachment that passed in the house without sending it to the Senate because she knew she couldn't push a lie with only a minority of her bootlickers in the Senate chambers

  • @drboze6781
    @drboze6781 Před 2 lety +6

    "The two sweatiest parts of the street are the buckle and the crack."
    Or, as highway engineers have taken to calling it, "flop street".

  • @nicolebogda1482
    @nicolebogda1482 Před 2 lety +8

    Hey now! My parent’s were on a motorcycle trip through SD & went to the Corn Palace back in the 70’s. Apparently I was made in a sleeping bag at some point on that trip🤣 Made me the fantastic disaster I am today dear Stephen!

  • @Tuturial464
    @Tuturial464 Před 2 lety +42

    Welcome to Hell’s lava. We didn’t start the fire.

  • @JGruber
    @JGruber Před 2 lety +5

    I'd definitely give MTG a chair for the 6 Jan hearing... Specifically, a chair at the little table in front of the judge on the judge's left side ...

    • @davidjones332
      @davidjones332 Před 2 lety +1

      The only chair she needs wants plugging in -and not to the Texan grid.

  • @adventure_onthedaily9851
    @adventure_onthedaily9851 Před 2 lety +53

    I'm kinda sad Stephen has dyed his hair, he rocked that silver fox 'do

    • @judy-9999
      @judy-9999 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes & he was so proud of himself when he wasn’t colouring it 🙁

  • @debiepritchard1820
    @debiepritchard1820 Před 2 lety +3

    Just the mention of Matt Gaetz makes me throw up in my mouth a little … seeing that picture of him made me throw up ALOT !

  • @adamhenley8295
    @adamhenley8295 Před 2 lety +109

    “Most of you were a little late just then”
    Definitely pre season vibes 😉

    • @brendan5065
      @brendan5065 Před 2 lety +9

      Audiences in training

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Před 2 lety +2

      Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!

    • @brendan5065
      @brendan5065 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jasonmilton no! It needs an audience Commission

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Před 2 lety +1

      @@brendan5065 Well we are going to put Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaezt, Louie Gormert, and Paul Gosar on the Commission.. They will get down to the truth that Antifa did the riot.

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay Před 2 lety +4

    Here in Portland it got so hot we ran outta ice cold Kombucha so fast it'd make your head spin XD

  • @ericvanhaeren9449
    @ericvanhaeren9449 Před 2 lety +8

    Most reasonable people want MTG publicly seated on a special chair. Exactly as OAN suggested. Traitors deserve our laser-focused attention.

  • @Itosalix
    @Itosalix Před 2 lety +48

    Kevin's top 10 picks: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, Sheriff David Clark, Martin Shkreli, the reanimated corpse of Hitler, Keyser Söze, the eye of Suaron Hannibal Lector, and that mysterious guy wearing a Groucho mask named umpTra.
    Jabba the Hut's not on the list because he'll outshine Trump on being more hygienic.

  • @drewski1535
    @drewski1535 Před 2 lety +17

    It’s great seeing Stephen so upbeat though I still miss the closet edition of this show

  • @evilroy2055
    @evilroy2055 Před 2 lety +1

    You and your writers have truly outdone yourselves. This was amazeballs level of funny.

  • @mondogecko3279
    @mondogecko3279 Před 2 lety +3

    I love that you can still hear the camera man laughing…his laugh always adds to the funny!!

  • @gregwalker1913
    @gregwalker1913 Před 2 lety +25

    I keep worrying Steven is going to poke himself in the eye every time he yanks off his glasses and puts on the sunglasses. I don't want to see that.

  • @rebeccahenderson7761
    @rebeccahenderson7761 Před 2 lety +54

    MOSCOW MITCH, Screechie Taylor Greene, Minor Matt Gaetz, Leningrad Lyndsay, Gym Jordan & Brett "I like beer" Kavanaugh must all be removed from office asap.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 2 lety +4

      You forgot Moscow Mitch

    • @rebeccahenderson7761
      @rebeccahenderson7761 Před 2 lety +2

      @@krejados1 Yes, thank you I just gave him all caps, he's the worst of the worst... oh and Kavanaugh too!

    • @keyissues1027
      @keyissues1027 Před 2 lety +2

      I like your descriptions of the GOP picks.
      How about Josh-Hawk-Hawling? Mitch McBasdard, and Kevin-Joe-McCarthy?

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 Před 2 lety

      Yes on all being a$$holes, but Senators like Lindsey, Mitch, Josh, etc. can't serve. Only House members are eligible.

    • @Ianms
      @Ianms Před 2 lety

      What does Leningrad have to do with the fasc-y GOP?

  • @StonewallTitlow
    @StonewallTitlow Před 2 lety +2

    Ironic with the Air Conditioning, since tragically, it’s actually making things worse.

  • @siriehtstudio
    @siriehtstudio Před 2 lety +13

    Imagine seeing Biden on TV and being like "Yo isn't that our old school bus driver?"

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +34

    My hope is that the GOP slates such woefully pro-DJT candidates for 2022, that voters are motivated to elect the Democrat in each of these races, thereby adding to the Democratic majority and resulting in the opposite of DJT's stated objective.

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Před 2 lety +2

      Vote Republican 2022. Remove every evil democrats. And mr donald j trump the president of the people will be the voice of this nation

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 2 lety +19

      @@victorarredondo304 Trump left office Jan 20th and is no longer the president of anything. However, he might in the future become president of the local chapter of the Prison Bitch Association. Turns out he's well qualified to fill that position - HE SUCKED AT HIS LAST JOB TOO.

    • @joeb4142
      @joeb4142 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m thinking that might actually happen.

    • @theresaiwright7085
      @theresaiwright7085 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nobodyknows3180 😂😂

    • @occhamsrazor
      @occhamsrazor Před 2 lety +1

      My thinking is they really really hope this voter suppression thing works. Otherwise they are screwed since it was they who told their own voters that elections are rigged.
      WHat do you think will happen if even 1 democrat wins? Even more of their folks will stop voting.

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma Před 2 lety +12

    Am I the only one who liked his show much more without the audience?

  • @TeamHomewardFound
    @TeamHomewardFound Před 2 lety +2

    I'm from Portland and yeah.... This heat is so terrible. Because we a don't usually have heat like this it's not very common for homes to have HVAC cooling systems.

  • @JusNoBS420
    @JusNoBS420 Před 2 lety +2

    I live in Seattle and can say most houses do not have AC. 104,105,& 114 the last 3 days

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc Před 2 lety +41

    “There is no war in Ba Sing Sae.”

    • @mekskraptrakkz5718
      @mekskraptrakkz5718 Před 2 lety +6

      *Slow clap*

    • @snowassassin2177
      @snowassassin2177 Před 2 lety +2

      "Welcome to Ba Sing Sae, my name is Joo Dee."
      "There is NO war."

    • @red5158077
      @red5158077 Před 2 lety +2

      There is no war in ba sing sae...

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell Před 2 lety +3

      "You have been invited by the President to Mar-a-Lago."

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Před 2 lety

      Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!

  • @knotbumper
    @knotbumper Před 2 lety +5

    You cannot use GOP and crackpot in the same sentence. It is redundant.

  • @44VW44
    @44VW44 Před 2 lety +1

    Stephen Colbert you are a comedic genius & interact with your guests bringing out the 🌟 in everyone including the audience.

  • @ec6052
    @ec6052 Před 2 lety +2

    Fast and furious cast and hobbits... What year is this? That's a hard "NO" for me.

  • @TheNeoVid
    @TheNeoVid Před 2 lety +3

    Wait, they voted against having a bipartisan investigation and now they want a bipartisan investigation?

  • @52ponybike
    @52ponybike Před 2 lety +4

    There's a man in the audience with the greatest laugh, he cracked me up more than SC's jokes!

    • @Dermatillomaniac
      @Dermatillomaniac Před 2 lety +2

      It sounds like Mark, one of his crew. I became really familiar with his amazing laugh during the 'broom closet' shows 😜

  • @timothydavis9181
    @timothydavis9181 Před 2 lety +1

    Best monologue I've seen in a long, long time. Very funny. This is the Colbert I've been missing, I wish Jon Stewart would return. They're both a real asset to journalism. Both intelligent enough to actually entertain while they tell the truth. Abbott and Costello had a holiday named after them, (in Arizona) I honestly believe that both Stuart and Colbert deserve at least the same. I'd vote for a National holiday for them. There's several federal holidays for people who made America better.

  • @cr3at1v3lang
    @cr3at1v3lang Před 2 lety +1

    Stephen is on fire!!! Good job👍

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 Před 2 lety +8

    Obviously, a man wrote that joke about the buckle, and the crack! He was probably sitting there in his own hoop sweat as he wrote it!

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Před 2 lety +45

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Stable Genius held a rally this past weekend, to show he's still got it, and couldn't remember the name of Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. Oh and did I forget to mention that he was wearing an adult diaper at the time? 😅😂

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 Před 2 lety +4

      You didn't need to mention it. It was obvious.

    • @occhamsrazor
      @occhamsrazor Před 2 lety +5

      Even his own Q folks say that his speech sucked.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 2 lety +4

      You forgot the law & auto quip.

    • @bryanjames7528
      @bryanjames7528 Před 2 lety +3

      He couldn't even say moon. He called it a plant lol

    • @judibiggerstaff8054
      @judibiggerstaff8054 Před 2 lety +1

      No but you didn't mention he thought that man from Ohio went to a plant!

  • @jasonarthurs3885
    @jasonarthurs3885 Před 2 lety +1

    The desperation oozing from MTG and Gaetz stems for their aching desire to steer this commission away from the truth.

  • @danielmorris3687
    @danielmorris3687 Před 2 lety +1

    I didn't realize just how much I missed hearing Jon laughing and making comments off camera during the monologue. 👏👏 ✌🇨🇦

  • @bonniehall3428
    @bonniehall3428 Před 2 lety +4

    No on Greene, Bobbert, and Gaetz. Give us sane, reasonable Republicans

  • @fiona-lyons
    @fiona-lyons Před 2 lety +5

    All the whoops and hollering at the wrong times. Anyone else miss the quarantine version?

  • @thebrightest1230
    @thebrightest1230 Před 2 lety +1

    I am glad I can still hear the one crew member guy who always laughed so hard in Colberts quarantine monologues ❤️

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Před 2 lety +1

    I wish you saved the Jack Mehoff rant for the full live crowd. That poop was EPIC!

  • @joshp1820
    @joshp1820 Před 2 lety +16

    Oh God, Stephen's taken on orange guy's hand movements at the beginning of the video. I feel we've spent too much time talking about that fool again. 😬

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Před 2 lety +1

      Because trump is living rent free in his head. And he's not a fool. One of the greatest president we ever had

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 Před 2 lety +8

      @@victorarredondo304 Name a single reason why. Otherwise just stop pasting your little simp comments everywhere.

    • @carolynbaez6782
      @carolynbaez6782 Před 2 lety +3

      @@victorarredondo304 Stop with the jokes. Trump the best President! 🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @joshp1820
      @joshp1820 Před 2 lety +4

      @@victorarredondo304 Lol. By the way, how did The Capitol look on the inside? Was it nice?

  • @charlidog2
    @charlidog2 Před 2 lety +3

    Please call her MT Green. (Empty Green). It's perfect.

  • @reev9759
    @reev9759 Před 2 lety +1

    "Ohhhh he's studying the humanities!" during the Hindenburg clip was pretty genius.

  • @ndisfoshiz
    @ndisfoshiz Před 2 lety +1

    When he mentioned Gangreene and Open Gatez, all I thought was “NO! You are both grounded!”

  • @goodguy...badrep.
    @goodguy...badrep. Před 2 lety +3

    Have a great night everyone!

  • @Frantictoad
    @Frantictoad Před 2 lety +3

    The light grey suit look really nice on Stephen !

  • @KMW63
    @KMW63 Před 2 lety +2

    Hey, now Matt Gates and Bill Cosby can run around exchanging secrets on their women game!

  • @slyeung6562
    @slyeung6562 Před 2 lety +1

    A fantastic show ! Thanks so much.

  • @beckg777
    @beckg777 Před 2 lety +8

    John Oliver>Seth Meyers>Stephen Colbert>Trevor Noah>Jimmy Kimmel>Literally anybody else>Jimmy Fallon.

    • @Missy-Missy1111
      @Missy-Missy1111 Před 2 lety +2

      Samantha Bee & Lily Singh

    • @scottwarthin1528
      @scottwarthin1528 Před 2 lety +3

      Just ANYBODY who had any role in 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' I still consistently watch. The "Daily Show Alumni".

    • @scottwarthin1528
      @scottwarthin1528 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Missy-Missy1111 Just ANYBODY who had any role in 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' I still consistently watch. The "Daily Show Alumni".

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore Před 2 lety +3

      The first three are equal to me, perhaps Colbert slightly in lead.
      Agreed about the Jimmy's. Bottom part.
      Everyone was way better without an audience.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 2 lety +6

    Real Fact: Every single one of ya'll agreed that Lovato's Selected Comittee made our day better:

  • @kangitankaska
    @kangitankaska Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for saying “ex-president”!

  • @ethelmartinaacosta9540
    @ethelmartinaacosta9540 Před 2 lety +2

    Now if they really wanted to be on the committee, why didn't they just vote for it?

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson Před 2 lety +7

    I wouldn't mind the audience if they would just sit quietly and enjoy the show.

    • @jassewalton1768
      @jassewalton1768 Před 2 lety

      Yes I was enjoying the show without audience during lockdown too. Couldn't he do at least once a week no-audience?

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před 2 lety

      Yes, waiting for the audience to stop laughing every 30 seconds is rather annoying.

  • @jkap34
    @jkap34 Před 2 lety +8

    Holy shit, are you telling me it's merry and pippin on the show tonight?!
    "We've had one, yes, but what about second breakfast?"
    "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."

    • @tameramorrison8966
      @tameramorrison8966 Před 2 lety +1

      Our cat gets second breakfast every day. If we get up early enough, she also gets elevenses.

  • @AGMundy
    @AGMundy Před 2 lety +1

    And I can tell you the five names McCarthy would nominate - Dopey, Sleazy, Grumpy, Sleepy and Sappy.

  • @mk1st
    @mk1st Před 2 lety

    I should know better than to be drinking coffee while watching an SC monolog.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +18

    Trump is putting Marjorie there to totally make it a sideshow. One peep out of line and Pelosi should eject her. Or better yet, Pelosi should not accept her due to her prior unhinged behavior. She"ll make a circus out of it

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Před 2 lety

      Pelosi is evil

    • @RoxnDox
      @RoxnDox Před 2 lety +6

      @@victorarredondo304 sure she is… so, how is the weather over there in Kiev today, Comrade-bot?

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Před 2 lety +5

      @@victorarredondo304 Trump, Flynn, Stone, Miller, Trump Jr., Manafort, Barr, and anyone else in the Trump orbit is not just evil, but un-American, fascist, and racist.

    • @RoxnDox
      @RoxnDox Před 2 lety

      @cervellone Kiev is also the home of the infamous troll farm that has been devastatingly effective in waging information warfare via social media these past six years (give or take). Pretty much funded by the KGB’s highest alumnus, one Vladimir Putin, and his oligarch buddies at the top. To the best of my knowledge, they are still in full operation and have not been shut down by the current Ukrainian President.

    • @RoxnDox
      @RoxnDox Před 2 lety

      @cervellone yep. Between cybercrime and the ongoing Info Warfare campaigns, the West is taking a beating.

  • @karinspruill3299
    @karinspruill3299 Před 2 lety +3

    I love you, Stephen

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 Před 2 lety +1

    This goes with that stand up Comedian guy's comedy set=We have a nonworking Government too!

  • @Sollace
    @Sollace Před 2 lety +1

    If they wanted seats on it they should have agreed to the bipartisan commission, lol