Pelosi Appoints Liz Cheney To Jan. 6th Committee, As More Capitol Rioters Face Justice

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  • čas přidán 30. 06. 2021
  • After examining the makeup of Speaker Pelosi's select committee on the Jan. 6th insurrection, which will include Republican congresswoman Liz Cheney, Stephen takes a look at the latest batch of seditionists rounded up by the feds for their alleged involvement in the attack on the U.S. Capitol. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @DensetsuVII
    @DensetsuVII Před 2 lety +247

    12:40 Holy crap is Jon playing the Lost Woods theme? That's a man of culture there

    • @LolotovCocktail
      @LolotovCocktail Před 2 lety +8

      I was just thinking that myself!

    • @SilkyC
      @SilkyC Před 2 lety +6

      RIGHT?! I just freaked out hearing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MarkElders
      @MarkElders Před 2 lety +10

      Right after the bit about breaking a penis. Can't be a coincidence. 😂

    • @solidsnake58
      @solidsnake58 Před 2 lety +3

      That’s what I said! 😁

    • @dooshkid
      @dooshkid Před 2 lety +3

      as soon as i heard the tambourine i knew but i was like 'no way' lol

  • @vickystrudwick3939
    @vickystrudwick3939 Před 2 lety +29

    "Mango Unchained" omg I laughed out loud at that one. Priceless :-D

  • @TiagoAugustoSouzaBarreiro
    @TiagoAugustoSouzaBarreiro Před 2 lety +175

    Jon Baptiste playing ''Lost Woods'' from Zelda. The man never disappoints.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Před 2 lety +1

      Goddamn it was awesome

    • @KevinKolpack
      @KevinKolpack Před 2 lety +1

      I'm confused. The Lost Woods didn't have its own music track in Zelda 1, just the overworld music.
      (JK, I'd recognize Saria's Song from Ocarina of Time anywhere)

    • @red5158077
      @red5158077 Před 2 lety

      That's awesome.

    • @checkme1830
      @checkme1830 Před 2 lety +1

      I knew it! I thought that sounded like the Lost Woods theme. Good to know I’m not crazy

  • @MA-jf6tv
    @MA-jf6tv Před 2 lety +42

    I completely understand how you feel, Stephen Colbert. We’ve been hurt way too many times. 😂

  • @sifuculreif6448
    @sifuculreif6448 Před 2 lety +718

    John Batiste slyly slippin'-in a little *"Lost Woods"* from *LOZ: The Ocarina of Time.*

    • @spankyavalon
      @spankyavalon Před 2 lety +56

      Knew comments wouldn't let me down. I started whistling along and was left wondering.. "How do I know this song?"

    • @paulneely5102
      @paulneely5102 Před 2 lety +15

      Came here to say this

    • @vahronheim
      @vahronheim Před 2 lety +37

      I just did a double take and said "They are playing Zelda!!“

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Před 2 lety +26

      Game music composers need fair representation on the public forum.
      I go nuts when they do old sonic or mega man

    • @pathendlem
      @pathendlem Před 2 lety +21

      I was like “is that Zelda music?”

  • @Ansible1000
    @Ansible1000 Před 2 lety +286

    Loving that Lost Woods theme there Mr. Batiste and Stay Human.

    • @martinseal1987
      @martinseal1987 Před 2 lety +7

      Yh boi! That sounded amazing

    • @chrismayer2788
      @chrismayer2788 Před 2 lety +10

      Came here to say that :)

    • @TFJAna
      @TFJAna Před 2 lety +17

      Playing one out for that lost wood 🪵

    • @samedian
      @samedian Před 2 lety +8

      Came here looking for this exact comment- I heard the first few notes and thought it might be coincidence, then realized they were straight up playing Zelda music- awesome.

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn Před 2 lety +5

      Made me instantly more happier

  • @samdonaldson7425
    @samdonaldson7425 Před 2 lety +265

    The “Lost Woods” outro from Zelda at the end though. That band is fire

    • @fredrikolsson2482
      @fredrikolsson2482 Před 2 lety +4

      Omg, I would've missed it if it wasn't for your comment. Thanks!

    • @vizz8693
      @vizz8693 Před 2 lety +3

      THAT WAS AWESOME!!

    • @gamble40k
      @gamble40k Před 2 lety +2

      Immediately had to hit the comments after I heard that. Amazing!

    • @JKess-rh6fc
      @JKess-rh6fc Před 2 lety +3

      Because of the penile fracture bit. "Lost Wood[s]"

  • @tomsmith2013
    @tomsmith2013 Před 2 lety +23

    "They got one Cheney to shoot 'em in the face" LOLOLLOLOLLOL!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 2 lety +230

    Nancy Pelosi sure knows how to troll Republicans.

    • @NOMAD-qp3dd
      @NOMAD-qp3dd Před 2 lety +13

      It's a pretty progamer move ya gotta admit

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Před 2 lety +2

      Pelosi is a fool

    • @biggavelle11
      @biggavelle11 Před 2 lety +30

      @@victorarredondo304 did you vote for hair piece 45??

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Před 2 lety +10

      Payback is gonna be a bitch! 🤣

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode Před 2 lety +24

      I would say most of the credit goes to Rep Cheney tho. Kind of terrifying when the last fiber tethering the Republican party back to reality is a Cheney.

  • @GameOfDepth
    @GameOfDepth Před 2 lety +695

    As the GOP boat sinks
    They will claim it was always a submarine...

  • @Pitohuigrim
    @Pitohuigrim Před 2 lety +157

    You know out of watching this show I've never been disappointed in it more than I have with you talking about the Palestinian and Israelis and then immediately cutting to a meanwhile segment

    • @tobiramasenju6290
      @tobiramasenju6290 Před 2 lety +45

      Yeah. That was honestly pretty disgusting. Imagine if he made that joke about us blacks during slavery or koni when he was abducting little girls in Africa. Literally while it's happening and while he's been conspicuously silent on the inhuman treatment.

    • @user-cv3fu6xv5c
      @user-cv3fu6xv5c Před 2 lety +48

      I actually thought he was being serious for a second there, to use it for laughs was gross. It was distasteful and really disappointing

    • @thedarkness125
      @thedarkness125 Před 2 lety +8

      Imagine looking for sympathy in a conflict that has been going on for more than half a century between two groups of people that refuse to stop the fighting dispite attempts from outside to help come to a conclusion. At this point tge only thing we havent done is laugh at it.

    • @davildom13
      @davildom13 Před 2 lety +7

      Exactly what I thought. That was low.

    • @roderickboone9452
      @roderickboone9452 Před 2 lety +13

      Friggin get over it you idiots. It's a dang comedy show.

  • @lasz1979
    @lasz1979 Před 2 lety +53

    Saria's Song?? Now I love Stay human even more.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +160

    Pelosi: OK, time to pick a member for the committee.
    GQP: BAWW YOU CAN'T HAVE A COMMITTEE WITH JUST DEMOCRATS IN IT YOU MUST HAVE A REPUBLICAN IN IT TOO
    Pelosi: OK we pick Liz Cheney.
    GQP: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 Před 2 lety +4

      Nani!?!?

    • @goldenshine9434
      @goldenshine9434 Před 2 lety +8

      Republicans were offered equal numbers on the committee.

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 Před 2 lety +9

      @@goldenshine9434 Yeah but they didn't vote for the bipartisan committee, so really Liz Cheney was a completely optional addition that Pelosi probably pulled it as a giant "F U" to the party.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 2 lety +388

    GOP: You join that commission, your career is over.
    Liz Cheney: Oh no, anyway.

    • @JeepersCreepers58
      @JeepersCreepers58 Před 2 lety +32

      Either way she's doing the right thing and I'm sure she will be just fine no matter the outcome. Most importantly, we know the person who should never step foot in the white house again. The man who almost destroyed America starting in 2016. And prior to that was living off of the American taxpayer dollars. Also today the courts have finally begun to start the corruption of the Trump organization. Huge step and finally stopping a lifelong criminal of corruption even though Trump himself has not been indicted yet just his guinea pig facing decades in jail at 75 plus years old, which means if the guinea pig does not cooperate he will definitely croak in jail. I honestly believe this time Trump and his organization along with his family are going to finally get what they deserve and it's been long overdue. America cannot afford to have another Trump ever to step foot in the White House. Trump's skin is starting to peel off like an orange. He's not able to hide it anymore.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +27

      That decision to kick her out really came back to bite them in the ass, didn't it?

    • @ChrisAlbertH47
      @ChrisAlbertH47 Před 2 lety +21

      They've already taken away what was important for her, which is her party.
      She has nothing left to lose.

    • @JeepersCreepers58
      @JeepersCreepers58 Před 2 lety +16

      @@ChrisAlbertH47 and everything to gain.

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 Před 2 lety +4

      Adam Kizinger: "Who gives a shit?"

  • @JMCatron
    @JMCatron Před 2 lety +89

    It's pretty cowardly to call yourself out for not talking about Palestine and then immediately ignore the issue of Palestine.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Před 2 lety +1

      The rabbit hole peace plan. Occupy the west bank with rabbits and there will be lots to stew about.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp Před 2 lety

      @Alternative Headlines he didn’t, that’s the point. He does news monologues but never comments on this major news event. People want to know his opinion. He doesn’t want to come across as a right wing Israel supporter but otoh he’s based in NYC which has a huge Jewish population so he doesn’t want to admit to supporting Palestine either. So he says nothing like a big wuss

    • @misael524
      @misael524 Před 2 lety

      He wants to keep his job. So to me, he's pro Palestine.

    • @mohamedsaid9416
      @mohamedsaid9416 Před 2 lety

      @@misael524 why would he get fired for supporting Palestine?

    • @naomiharbour7841
      @naomiharbour7841 Před 2 lety

      Everybody talked about that already. The penis situation was much more in need of exposure.

  • @JohnHoffman65
    @JohnHoffman65 Před 2 lety +6

    I’m right there with you, Stephen. Guarding my heart:

  • @paulyoung3904
    @paulyoung3904 Před 2 lety +93

    This video ended with Zelda music and began with a gift. Best episode by default.

  • @Varizen87
    @Varizen87 Před 2 lety +159

    I see the band are fans of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, as this video closes out with the Lost Wood's Theme/Saria's Song.

    • @khronos3132
      @khronos3132 Před 2 lety +3

      I thought that sounded familiar! Thanks for posting the song name, that would have been bothering me all day.

    • @littlejay2o02
      @littlejay2o02 Před 2 lety +14

      Just after the subject being lost wood! hey-o!

    • @codys1528
      @codys1528 Před 2 lety +2

      Wondered how far I'd have to scroll to find this! Need more Zelda tunes by Johnny B and the band

    • @shanelawrence7438
      @shanelawrence7438 Před 2 lety +1

      Not only that but when stormy danials was on as a guest, they played the song of storms.

    • @lordskeletorde
      @lordskeletorde Před 2 lety +1

      Not the first time they play Lost Woods either

  • @darrenmiller6927
    @darrenmiller6927 Před 2 lety +3

    Love Stephen! The guy is terrific. A national treasure. He always gets a laugh out of me.

  • @Balanor2
    @Balanor2 Před 2 lety +2

    Finally a sound track for fighting evil on Colbert lol

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 2 lety +123

    Mango Unchained- that is priceless.
    If it was only Evie with no audience she would have been laughing hysterically sitting off to the side

    • @likefire1617
      @likefire1617 Před 2 lety +2

      "booby trap in a box labeled 'booby trap"..

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Před 2 lety +5

      Sometimes I really miss that quarantine format.

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry Před 2 lety +1

      @@Surge1077 definitely!

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl Před 2 lety +2

      @@Surge1077 you and me both
      More ‘organic’

  • @joshbotofborg2577
    @joshbotofborg2577 Před 2 lety +192

    Props to Jon Batiste for that awesome rendition of Saria's Song at the end!

    • @jasonwilkins1969
      @jasonwilkins1969 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh my God, you're right. Thank you for pointing that out

    • @bryanhyde2709
      @bryanhyde2709 Před 2 lety

      Awesome!!!...

    • @junj0u
      @junj0u Před 2 lety

      WOW!!!!!!!!!!

    • @gatita1974
      @gatita1974 Před 2 lety +3

      He's just an amazingly pure talent. Stephen got so lucky to land Jon Batiste for his on stage band!!! He oozes pure kindness and joy and infectious happiness!

  • @SeerWS
    @SeerWS Před 2 lety +2

    Large Hardon Collider
    rofl
    Brilliant

  • @jodinsan
    @jodinsan Před 2 lety +21

    "The surgery seemed to be a success. It did not take long for him to recover."
    Lucky bastard. I usually need a sandwich and about an hour before I recover. Dude had a whole damn operation.

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 Před 2 lety +479

    Well, I'm glad Liz Cheney got saved after getting kicked out - now she can get her revenge by serving true justice

    • @hankakah4180
      @hankakah4180 Před 2 lety +44

      Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 Před 2 lety +14

      An eye for an eye, and to turn the other ass cheek

    • @richardjones2455
      @richardjones2455 Před 2 lety +16

      Maybe, we will see.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +19

      They cultists in the GQP must be reaaaally regretting their decisions to kick Cheney when she spoke out of turn last time.

    • @lumpy0100
      @lumpy0100 Před 2 lety +6

      @@gamepapa1211 .🙂 The GQP. 😂! 😁

  • @jawstrock2215
    @jawstrock2215 Před 2 lety +336

    Wow.. that zelda song at the end though...

  • @G3m1n1MTNs
    @G3m1n1MTNs Před 2 lety +5

    "vertical penile fracture" is not a phrase I needed to know

  • @BlackStar345Rose
    @BlackStar345Rose Před 2 lety +48

    I'm quite disappointed that he has yet to address the Palestine and Israel conflict, this is quite sad

    • @jplit
      @jplit Před 2 lety +13

      Even more disappointed he used it for a cheap segue.

    • @heatherdequetteville9184
      @heatherdequetteville9184 Před 2 lety +2

      You want a comedian to address the issue? What am I missing?

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +2

      You want a MAGAt like Heather to actually have a thought? What am I missing?

    • @melgallardo2012
      @melgallardo2012 Před 2 lety +4

      It's a long time legal dispute. And the world have witnessed and learnt that war with religions involved is a never ending argument. We're numb, used to it and sick of hearing about it. I honestly can say, I don't care. The only thing I care about hearing right now is the green deal that would help in the fight against climate change.

    • @heatherdequetteville9184
      @heatherdequetteville9184 Před 2 lety +3

      @@gamepapa1211 Gamepapa. What makes you think I,m a magat? Extremely weird presumption based on my remarks.

  • @notnef
    @notnef Před 2 lety +165

    Not gonna lie, seeing Stephen at the Sullivan theater is still an adjustment. He did great during the pandemic in his storage.

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 Před 2 lety +7

      Nobody thinks you're lying

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 Před 2 lety +14

      I miss the storage closet! 😭

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Před 2 lety +3

      Why would anyone like about something like that?

    • @changeshifter4852
      @changeshifter4852 Před 2 lety +7

      That bathtub scene heralded something different, but good.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 2 lety +4

      I would much prefer to keep the show in the closet - I so did not miss the applause and booing interrupting his spiel.

  • @sonofgouken86
    @sonofgouken86 Před 2 lety +223

    Just screamed like a full child hearing Jon play "Lost Woods" from OOT. Dammit I missed these guys!!😭😂😍

    • @AncientGamerChris
      @AncientGamerChris Před 2 lety +15

      I LOST MY MIND WHEN I HEARD THAT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So dope

    • @d_wenz3431
      @d_wenz3431 Před 2 lety +15

      So happy to find ppl in the comments that recognized it!!

    • @taylortetra1781
      @taylortetra1781 Před 2 lety +11

      Dying hahaha I can here to check comments

    • @MrSorryNo
      @MrSorryNo Před 2 lety +14

      This is the set of comments I was looking for! I needed someone else to recognize the fantastic music at the end 😭😂

    • @devild1986
      @devild1986 Před 2 lety +10

      Was humming the beat without realizing and then lost my mind and yelled Lost Woods!

  • @johngunderson-martin6230
    @johngunderson-martin6230 Před 2 lety +3

    O.o was that OOT I heard at the end. John Batiste deserves another Oscar for that

  • @bridgetanne8242
    @bridgetanne8242 Před 2 lety

    Colbert is a national treasure. 🥸🥸🥸

  • @houdin654jeff
    @houdin654jeff Před 2 lety +132

    A great monologue followed by a stirring round of “Name that Zelda song.”

    • @luminangel
      @luminangel Před 2 lety +18

      Me listening to the video: "are they playing zelda right now?"

    • @SaintVeloth
      @SaintVeloth Před 2 lety +7

      I love how much Batiste references Video game music

    • @jasonwolf3591
      @jasonwolf3591 Před 2 lety +3

      Kikori Forest Theme

    • @eazybuxafew
      @eazybuxafew Před 2 lety +5

      @@jasonwolf3591 close! Lost woods theme lol

    • @AustinThinker79
      @AustinThinker79 Před 2 lety +2

      @@eazybuxafew winner!

  • @ryano9425
    @ryano9425 Před 2 lety +69

    Band has nice taste sneaking in Lost Woods song from Zelda at the end there! 😎

  • @frankmillar2207
    @frankmillar2207 Před 2 lety +1

    spent so much time hyping up the return to the theater and then works a couple weeks before taking time off lol

  • @muraalia
    @muraalia Před 2 lety +9

    Saria's Song? Saria's Song!! And I thought Jon couldn't be any cooler

  • @tobiramasenju6290
    @tobiramasenju6290 Před 2 lety +18

    Dude just joked off Palestine genocide. That was pretty gross.

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile Před 2 lety +2

      I'm just replying to amplify your comment.

    • @hythmshibl
      @hythmshibl Před 2 lety +1

      Please read and, if possible, like my comment at the top. Thank you so much.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +259

    Liz Cheney is investigating the same folks who kicked her out? Oh dis gon be gud!

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 Před 2 lety +16

      Ain't karma a fair bit*h, eh?

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 Před 2 lety +12

      *grabs popcorn* 🍿

    • @oliverimhoof
      @oliverimhoof Před 2 lety +10

      I can't wait to hear how the GOP leaders are going to whine about how she can't be unbiased. Just queue up the video of their evil turtle-man leader saying he'll do everything possible to make sure nothing good will be done for the people until he and his henchmen are back in control. I may be paraphrasing.

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 Před 2 lety +5

      Directed by M Knight Shayalaman

    • @edjames9849
      @edjames9849 Před 2 lety +1

      Liz cheney will be voted out with all the other corrupt democrats.

  • @nidiashalabi2036
    @nidiashalabi2036 Před 2 lety +90

    “I’ve been silent about generational conflict between Israelis and Palestinians” and moving on to a joke is only funny if you aren’t dying. I love this show but that should have been omitted if it wasn’t going to be sincerely called out….

    • @Caterfree10
      @Caterfree10 Před 2 lety +22

      Agreed tbh. That was extremely tasteless on about 1000 different levels. I know comedy and shit, but apartheid isn't a laughing matter.

    • @rev.rachel
      @rev.rachel Před 2 lety +3

      Super valid

    • @stollay
      @stollay Před 2 lety +3

      agree

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 Před 2 lety +5

      Reminder that, in the end, Colbert is a liberal corporatist. He's not going to challenge the status quo in any meaningful fashion...

    • @Caterfree10
      @Caterfree10 Před 2 lety +4

      @@IMelkor42 ugh, I hate how right you are tbh. >

  • @yanokie
    @yanokie Před 2 lety

    !!!LARGE HARDON COLLIDER!!! I would pee myself from laughing so hard if I wasn't afraid of breakage ;-) LOL Steven you done it again! ;-)))

  • @childofivy
    @childofivy Před 2 lety +1299

    WAS THAT SARIA'S SONG I HEARD AT THE END THERE?! So happy...

    • @josiewinters
      @josiewinters Před 2 lety +100

      Zelda reference, right? Sweet

    • @LupinLovebites
      @LupinLovebites Před 2 lety +72

      Yeah, I caught that too! Years ago, the guy I was dating learned all those songs on his own ocarina. The nerd was strong with that one...

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy Před 2 lety +103

      It's also the lost woods theme

    • @odintillgren3212
      @odintillgren3212 Před 2 lety +73

      I was about the click the back button at the end of the video and was like "Wait... is that what I think it is?"

    • @dazzlemasseur
      @dazzlemasseur Před 2 lety +48

      @@willjohnboy also known as**
      Saria song = lost wood's theme.

  • @kylaszemplinski3776
    @kylaszemplinski3776 Před 2 lety +175

    Can we all just appreciate John and his band playing The Legend of Zelda theme song at the end of this clip?

    • @vahronheim
      @vahronheim Před 2 lety +2

      100%

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz Před 2 lety +1

      I was about to say. XD

    • @valklingfriendofallthings5317
      @valklingfriendofallthings5317 Před 2 lety +3

      Not the first time I've heard Jon noodle off a Zelda melody in the background on the piano but first time I heard it with the whole band for the act break. :-)

    • @rastatank1345
      @rastatank1345 Před 2 lety +2

      Absolutely I came here just to see if anyone else caught it

    • @MetharosKM
      @MetharosKM Před 2 lety +6

      Saria's Song* but yes I absolutely loved that.

  • @StephiSensei26
    @StephiSensei26 Před 2 lety +1

    He's been saving this stuff up over the long stay in his broom closet. Ka-POW! Good one Stephen!

  • @fattmusiek5452
    @fattmusiek5452 Před 2 lety

    Stephen Colbert is a Legend

  • @sharonolsen6579
    @sharonolsen6579 Před 2 lety +232

    The first 1 minute and 40 seconds of this monologue is EXACTLY what have been feeling today... once again .. Mr. Colbert .. you nailed it! * and made me laugh at the same time ! genius!

    • @yowie369
      @yowie369 Před 2 lety +3

      Great writers on this show

    • @dawahaddict
      @dawahaddict Před 2 lety

      That line about Palestine was heartbreaking.

  • @dhFLOOPY
    @dhFLOOPY Před 2 lety +887

    Even Matt Gaetz's poll numbers say that he's into the teens.

  • @smartin8412
    @smartin8412 Před 2 lety

    Stephen was on one for this monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂

  • @kunde5135
    @kunde5135 Před 2 lety +24

    my heart almost stopped to hear what he has to say about the conflict. well, well.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Před 2 lety

      Drilling a couple of oil wells might make it worth invading. Don't give anybody any ideas is one policy.

  • @Urbannerd112
    @Urbannerd112 Před 2 lety +92

    Holy Hylia, they used Saria's song at the end of the monologue.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now Před 2 lety +3

      Damn, we got gamers in the Late show.😱

    • @dustyvanfossen2219
      @dustyvanfossen2219 Před 2 lety +1

      @@V4Now I'd be willing to bet a large chunk of his audience are millennials like me.

    • @meghandivito3181
      @meghandivito3181 Před 2 lety +4

      I had to come back to the comments section to make sure I wasn’t the only one who heard that.

    • @adamcphilpott
      @adamcphilpott Před 2 lety +6

      "Lost Woods" after the broken penis story. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 Před 2 lety

      Theyve done a lot of game themes. Legend of zelda. Sonic. And a few others

  • @sandybear61
    @sandybear61 Před 2 lety +42

    Being back in the studio suits you -- the jokes have been really funny and the mood is great. It's evident that everyone's glad to be back!

    • @elizabethcunicelli7023
      @elizabethcunicelli7023 Před 2 lety +1

      I agree!! Jokes made me lmaooooo....great writing, welcome back Steven and team!

  • @Andowen
    @Andowen Před 2 lety +2

    I see you, Mr. Jon Batiste; playing the Lost Woods theme. 😉

  • @VanuttChan
    @VanuttChan Před 2 lety +20

    I was waiting to hear Macho Man Randy Savage say “SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!”

  • @cindygr8ce
    @cindygr8ce Před 2 lety +240

    It's not over, they are going after him like a Mafia boss. They start at the bottom and work their way up and eventually dump can be charged with ALL the crimes

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +32

      He has all the best crimes. 🤷

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +21

      LAW AND ORDER!!! 😂😂😂

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +22

      Man, person, woman, camera, TV.....extent of his vocabulary

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +17

      Can we get a diaper change on set? Donny soiled another one.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před 2 lety +17

      Weisell-who? I've never met him. Well maybe we had coffee once, but it was decaf.

  • @Zerolink30
    @Zerolink30 Před 2 lety +23

    I was already feeling enjoyment and happiness from the monologue and it was made even better by that LoZ outro.

  • @MatthewRichardson1
    @MatthewRichardson1 Před 2 lety

    Wow. They played Saria's song at the end. Crazy how just a few notes can bring back so many memories.

  • @mistadomino
    @mistadomino Před 2 lety +1

    More emergency meanwhile!!!
    Also loved that zelda play out!

  • @NightFlyStudio
    @NightFlyStudio Před 2 lety +40

    Did...did Stay Human just end on Saria's Song from The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time?

  • @Scuuurbs
    @Scuuurbs Před 2 lety +53

    Well that was a trip. I never would have expected to hear Stay Human send the show off to commercial break with the timeless tunes of the Lost Woods.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 2 lety +5

      Never expected, but when they heard the about the peenwhile segment, it HAD to be done

    • @chemmerling
      @chemmerling Před 2 lety +3

      They do video games infrequently, but they do them enough to notice. I forget what I heard before, but it was just a little 4 second clip, and it was so recognizable that it's all that was needed.

    • @Atmapalazzo
      @Atmapalazzo Před 2 lety +1

      It's not actually the first time they've played Lost Woods

  • @binarycupcakes
    @binarycupcakes Před 2 lety +1

    Lost forest at the end was a nice touch ❤️

  • @karenm4322
    @karenm4322 Před 2 lety

    “Mango Unchained”!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @pauline_2373
    @pauline_2373 Před 2 lety +21

    *mango unchained* I choked on my coffee 🤣🤣🤣 Weisenberg will soon be singing like Mike Cohen!

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid Před 2 lety +41

    "Large Hardon Collider" was an underappreciated joke 😄

  • @JKess-rh6fc
    @JKess-rh6fc Před 2 lety

    Did they really play the Lost Woods theme from Legend of Zelda as an outro pun for the penile fracture bit?
    That's next level comedy. 👏👏👏

  • @aslefjeldstad
    @aslefjeldstad Před 2 lety +7

    12:50 Jon and the band is playing “Saria’s song” from Zelda, nice!

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 Před 2 lety +60

    I gotta say I’m uncomfortable about you using the Palestine Israel conflict to Segway into a Meanwhile joke

    • @accuratealloys
      @accuratealloys Před 2 lety +2

      Too bad snowflake.

    • @littledodge5692
      @littledodge5692 Před 2 lety +15

      I agree. That lost me too.

    • @superafins
      @superafins Před 2 lety +16

      a bit disappointed no one else has mentioned this in the comments.

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix Před 2 lety +4

      It may have been used to segway into a joke, but it does get people asking questions about what it is

    • @leahgale
      @leahgale Před 2 lety +1

      Literally

  • @bettyveronica460
    @bettyveronica460 Před 2 lety +8

    Teflon Deck Sealent Don needs to be brought to accountability, and JUSTICE! 🤬⚖️

  • @jeffk1482
    @jeffk1482 Před 2 lety

    "Large hardon collider" - I lost it!!!!!
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @annad.4040
    @annad.4040 Před 2 lety +2

    The band playing Zelda at the end was definitely my favorite part!

  • @mistabrrrly
    @mistabrrrly Před 2 lety +26

    Hold up! Yo they played the Lost Woods theme, that made my night!!

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu Před 2 lety +319

    Republicans: Liz, you're out.
    Pelosi: Liz, you're on the committee to investigate January 6.
    Republicans: Remember where you came from, Liz.
    Liz: Don't worry. I will...

    • @santyclause8034
      @santyclause8034 Před 2 lety +13

      Under-rated comment.

    • @0pp841
      @0pp841 Před 2 lety +6

      This gives her a chance to redeem herself with the Republicans and you know she will. She along with the rest of the Republicans are going to act like it was the plan all along.

    • @emem2863
      @emem2863 Před 2 lety +21

      @@0pp841 Hopefully, she'll continue to stand up for democracy. She is very conservative, but she is willing to face the consequences og going against her party, which is on the wrong side of history.

    • @twill9278
      @twill9278 Před 2 lety +4

      @@0pp841
      She's gonna play it straight.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 Před 2 lety +15

      @@0pp841 She already has... Just not with the GQP who happen to be elected right now. And she never will "redeem" herself with them. She's basically told them to go fuck themselves.

  • @ryanspengler4877
    @ryanspengler4877 Před 2 lety +3

    Stay Human breaking out the Zelda tune rocks my entire life...

  • @sluttyfrogmagician
    @sluttyfrogmagician Před 2 lety

    Large Hardon Collider made me laugh hard

  • @brunoemf90
    @brunoemf90 Před 2 lety +341

    In honor of the last news, they played Lost Woods for the man’s lost wood.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Před 2 lety +22

    Upon hearing that his company was indicted, Individual #1 dropped a massive #2 into his Depends diaper. 😅😂🤣

  • @clonetrooper777
    @clonetrooper777 Před 2 lety +1

    LOST WOODS! Sara would be proud

  • @WoodysAR
    @WoodysAR Před 2 lety +4

    @11:45 A missed opportunity: he could have said: _"Nothing breaks the Mood quicker than breaking the _*_Dude!"_*

  • @ursulamoon755
    @ursulamoon755 Před 2 lety +838

    When Trump sends his ppl, he’s not sending the best or smartest.

    • @dhFLOOPY
      @dhFLOOPY Před 2 lety +73

      They bring drugs, they bring crime, they're rapists...

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před 2 lety +62

      …and some of them, I assume, are good people.
      Nah, I’m joking. I don’t assume that any are good people

    • @SMcNulty55
      @SMcNulty55 Před 2 lety +44

      Sadly, they are the “best” people he has.

    • @seanadams740
      @seanadams740 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dhFLOOPY COOK ONLY ONE BEAN THE FISH WILL IRON THE REST!

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před 2 lety +6

      And yet they had the balls to sack Congress while the Left will sit through 4 years of Nazi rallies, concentration camps, soldiers on the streets, mass graves and a violent Fascist coup attempt.
      Do any of you think that protest signs and hashtags will really stop Fascism?

  • @Slusher01
    @Slusher01 Před 2 lety +539

    The “Lost Woods” sounds great with a full band

  • @MR-TNISNE1
    @MR-TNISNE1 Před 2 lety

    Let’s totally hang! 😂😂😂 so brilliant!

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 Před 2 lety +1

    Well done, keep it going until ALL responsible are charged.

  • @chrisgasmith
    @chrisgasmith Před 2 lety +80

    I know this isn’t at all related to the commentary but loved hearing the lost woods theme play steven out for the break

  • @BirdmanKen
    @BirdmanKen Před 2 lety +69

    Sheesh. We've ALL been burnt by the unrealized promise of justice with this guy.

  • @eveFlower101
    @eveFlower101 Před 2 lety

    “Large hardon collider” 🤣🤣

  • @ioresult
    @ioresult Před 2 lety +43

    I'd like to hear about Stephen's position on the Israelopalestinian conflict though.

    • @koalabrownie
      @koalabrownie Před 2 lety +1

      Evidently too chickenshit

    • @ioresult
      @ioresult Před 2 lety +6

      @@koalabrownie he's bridled by his contract with CBS. And the network is chickenshit.

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 Před 2 lety

      He tried several times, but got shut-down. On air.

  • @Cloudwalker22
    @Cloudwalker22 Před 2 lety +84

    "The Large Hard-on Collider.". That is gold.

  • @jasondworkin6597
    @jasondworkin6597 Před 2 lety +217

    Missed a real opportunity to play a few bars of “Tainted Love.”

    • @anonaon
      @anonaon Před 2 lety +21

      Instead they played "lost woods" for the guy that lost his woody

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 Před 2 lety

      Sometimes i feel i have got to

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Před 2 lety

      this investigation has so much taint to indict the evidence is probably sealed until the trial unfolds

  • @NoTimeForLies
    @NoTimeForLies Před 2 lety +1

    "The large hard-on collider" - Hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Linkman247
    @Linkman247 Před 2 lety

    Incoming DMCA against Steven Colbert from Nintendo lol. Loved the jazz rendition of the lost woods song from OoT.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 2 lety +30

    "Large Hardon Collider" made me laugh way longer and with more vigor than I had anticipated. 😏

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Před 2 lety +2

      Comedy writers across the world have been waiting yeeeaaaars to place that joke.

    • @get2dachoppa18
      @get2dachoppa18 Před 2 lety

      Particularly explosive?

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +205

    Liz Cheney is appointed to the bipartisan committee AND an indictment was charged on Big Baby Cheezus's organization? Today's gonna be a good day!

    • @amaravazquez8591
      @amaravazquez8591 Před 2 lety +4

      Big Baby Cheezus 🤣
      That has become my new favorite Trump nickname, along with Emperor Baby Hands and Trumpolini.

    • @MWhaleK
      @MWhaleK Před 2 lety

      Still much to early to celebrate even if it is good news.

    • @ctkachuk08
      @ctkachuk08 Před 2 lety

      American liberals are like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Why do you keep falling for this???

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 2 lety

      @@amaravazquez8591 Tangerine Palpatine is my fave.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ctkachuk08 Even Lucy Van Pelt thinks Drumphf is a chump.

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey Před 2 lety +1

    Stephen... no.. stop... someone make him stop... agggghhhhhh

  • @AniBAretz
    @AniBAretz Před 2 lety

    Wow, look at that beautiful string bass!

  • @ChelseaATea
    @ChelseaATea Před 2 lety +16

    Love you Stephen! Welcome back :) No matter what platform you are on, I'm always a huge fan!

  • @berulan8463
    @berulan8463 Před 2 lety +39

    "Nothing breaks the mood quicker than breaking the wood".

    • @flipflip5felipe
      @flipflip5felipe Před 2 lety +10

      No wonder the band chose to play the Lost Woods theme

  • @scottrowe533
    @scottrowe533 Před 2 lety +2

    "I'd call him 'Teflon Don,' but I'm pretty sure that coating is deck sealant." 😂 👏

  • @notlemons1149
    @notlemons1149 Před 2 lety +37

    Still want Stephen to talk about the Palestine and Israel conflict. Wasn't very cute of him to use that as a segue, actually that came off as just entirely corrupt;

    • @newt1016
      @newt1016 Před 2 lety +8

      Glad someone else is thinking this. Disgustingly few people care that he made a quirky little joke out of a horrible and unjustifiable situation

    • @ohioagainsttheworld676
      @ohioagainsttheworld676 Před 2 lety

      it's hard to worry about other countries problems when he's too busy trying to help destroy his own...

    • @Adriandz271
      @Adriandz271 Před 2 lety +1

      It came off quite funny to me.

    • @LYFoulidis
      @LYFoulidis Před 2 lety +8

      To me it didn’t come across as a distasteful joke, but as a clear middle finger to CBS not allowing him to talk about the subject.

    • @geraldinesleijpen5504
      @geraldinesleijpen5504 Před 2 lety +1

      @@newt1016 That's his job as a comedian. It's allowed to make jokes about horrible situations.

  • @ArcaJ
    @ArcaJ Před 2 lety +9

    Yeah! LOST WOODS, BABY! I love you, Jon.😊💞

  • @ArcaneSnowflake
    @ArcaneSnowflake Před 2 lety +101

    did the band just outro using Zelda music?! Or was the Zelda song based on another song and they covered that?

    • @Yutyrant95
      @Yutyrant95 Před 2 lety +12

      Nope, that was in fact, The Lost Woods. Which, come to think of it, would be a great Jazz-Rock band

    • @-Nine9-
      @-Nine9- Před 2 lety +8

      Nope that was Saria’s song

    • @threepiecebrewing152
      @threepiecebrewing152 Před 2 lety +9

      This monologue cracked me up but the Zelda 64 outro was definitely the best part

    • @moniqm3607
      @moniqm3607 Před 2 lety +6

      It was Zelda music

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před 2 lety +2

      Pretty sure the composer tried to be original. He might have drawn off something, but usually they note that somewhere.

  • @jmattos
    @jmattos Před 2 lety +1

    oh my god the meanwhile almost broke me. LMAOOOOO

  • @thomt9332
    @thomt9332 Před 2 lety

    AND they have nothing .... again....what a surprise...all charges dropped....