This is closer to 'Jeremy Clarkson bullies everyone for 14 minutes and 11 seconds straight' and I'm not even mad about that, 'coz that's just who he is, and I think its hilarious
Honestly, some of my favorite scenes on Top Gear and TGT were when Jeremy would interact with the audience. Someone would say something and it was funny seeing Jezza respond back with a joke.
So many people are offended by Clarkson's jokes. He's putting on a comedic act. People who attend these events expect to get shit on by Clarkson, and it shouldn't be offensive.
They have skin as delicate as a butterfly's wing. Maybe the tears they wipe off will allow the salt to form enough so they get some type of thickness going on.
The sandwich I’m a millennial myself mate, born 1993 and edgy humour speaks to me on a tremendous level, hate the over sensitive snowflakes from this generation. Middle class uni students who can’t recognise a joke, edgy humour is dying in terrestrial television in the UK because of it. I hope it makes a comeback. I’m Scottish as well and clarkson makes jokes about Scotland but you know what, it’s just that, a fucking JOKE!!
utopianfurbiscuit yeah the format of top gear was better. But at least we still have the boys together and I think that the car reviews and video essays they’ve been doing are better than the old show. They’ve really gotten good at those. I don’t really care for the traveling though and the in studio stuff just isn’t nearly as fun as it was
see once you point out that women should be allowed to be actually topless anyway - and it shouldn't be a big deal to make an obvious joke about common things the way anyone should be allowed to in obvious places at obvious times - like a "cognizantly consenting" comedy show of any kind designed primarily to entertain for example - just a few of these regressive individuals may realize that they're literally arguing to make breasts taboo by saying you cannot discuss them in a comedy situation for whatever blown up reason they personally want to use.
as people - we take our childish wants way too seriously - and our actual needs way too lightly - too often, even in desperate situations. learn to understand what you and others actually need, fundamentally here on this planet at the bare minimum, and then build on that for everyone. and try to criticize yourself honestly AND constructively if you ever feel that you must criticize something else - do not follow blindly behind anything - continuously assess yourself throughout life - not doing so is ignorant cowardice and you will suffer for it if anything.
also remember to laugh. Joy is the opposite of sorrow. what you cry about today you may laugh about later. and what you laugh about today, you may cry about later. live and let live is not that hard if you actually want to.
Feels weird to see these as being called “old top gear”... I remember all these coming out, I always thought the “old” stuff was the pre 2000 top gear, without James
Probably should of rephrased the sentence to end with 'without Richard'. I say that because Hammond wasn't even a presenter of the old Top Gear, Clarkson & May were.
I do admit that southern accents can be very “strong” sometimes. I live in Oklahoma(which is the state above Texas) and the contrast of accent is still monumental even though the states are right next to each other
A beef, bovril, and brick smoothie made in a V8 blender is one of the greatest, most manly creations ever devised! Long live Clarkson and old (real) Top Gear!
"if you shut this down, I'm gonna come there, I'm gonna eat your heart" "If you don't mend it, I'm gonna bone your dog" Replayed it like 20 times, laughed all the time.
If they would've shown women in a bikini top and compared them to cars in Sweden, the country would've exploded with 4000 feminist articles and the producer - and Clarkson - would've had to flee the country.
@tetrahydro When that loud voice makes you lose your job unable to get another, get constantly harrassed and get stones through your windows, yes. When you get death threats on the phone, your children bullied, wife bullied, your car tires slashed, an axe through the door, etc and the police don't care, yup. It's far from only a loud voice, it's distinct oppression. Why would you stay?
![Richard Hammond (old Top Gear) [No audio normalization!]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vKaH_z7PaDA/mqdefault.jpg)
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Clarkson is a man who isn't afraid to share his opinion.
Which inevitably got him fired from the BBC.
Well yeah cause he voiced his opinion with a fist to the producers face
that’s why the show ended
Blade Wilde
He was being violent towards another human ! I think most bosses would gave sacked him for that !!
Do ya fucking think?
This is closer to 'Jeremy Clarkson bullies everyone for 14 minutes and 11 seconds straight' and I'm not even mad about that, 'coz that's just who he is, and I think its hilarious
ZombieDerpster true 😂😂
He is the gordon ramsay of cars lmao
Or the Bob Ross of cars
@@MausOfTheHouse Bob Ross? Do you know who he is? They're basically opposites
Guessing he means hair..?
@@Hsel-lc1wt well I meant that they are best at what they do, like bob ross, and everybody likes the trio, again like bob ross
Well Gordon Ramsay looks kinda scared of him tho lol
Honestly, some of my favorite scenes on Top Gear and TGT were when Jeremy would interact with the audience. Someone would say something and it was funny seeing Jezza respond back with a joke.
he literally threatened to rape someones dog
he literally threatened to rape someones dog
Imagine the uproar if that clip with Jeremy comparing the 3 models to Porsche's aired today😂
What minute?
@Cameron Bell Oh, thanks!
Nobody:
Jeremy Clarkson: Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.
That letting out foreign prisoners so they can stab people joke has aged well
The lack of hammer scenes are oddly disturbing...
"Hundi. Mitsahbooshi. Teeodah. Kneesan. JaGUARRRG. BM DuhbeeU."
Motorhead44 BEE EM DUBEUH
Nis-anne
bee em dubyu
So many people are offended by Clarkson's jokes. He's putting on a comedic act. People who attend these events expect to get shit on by Clarkson, and it shouldn't be offensive.
I wouldn't be offended because... Well it is Clarkson, of course you are gonna roasted by him but you know it's not personal because he is Clarkson
I would be feckin honoured if Jeremy insult me
They have skin as delicate as a butterfly's wing. Maybe the tears they wipe off will allow the salt to form enough so they get some type of thickness going on.
People in the top gear audience are the only people in the world who can take a joke
TG gaming they used to be able to take a joke, a lot of these clips were the early 00’s before PC culture really started to infest everything
THANK YOU FOR NOT SAYING MILLENIALS!!! Finally.
The sandwich I’m a millennial myself mate, born 1993 and edgy humour speaks to me on a tremendous level, hate the over sensitive snowflakes from this generation. Middle class uni students who can’t recognise a joke, edgy humour is dying in terrestrial television in the UK because of it. I hope it makes a comeback. I’m Scottish as well and clarkson makes jokes about Scotland but you know what, it’s just that, a fucking JOKE!!
Also a millenial and from the midlands. We all know what he thinks of us!
Little did he know everyone roasted in the audience killed themselves by inhaling their exhaust strait from the pipe
Clarkson almost single-handedly Made Britain Great Again.
I could listen to Jeremy trashing people for days
the bbc are way too cowardly to do half of that shit today
Watch only fools and horses, it would be cancled in 5 minutes now days
@@sokolshala485 yeah it's pathetic we live in an age of sjw's and snow flakes. I love OFAH!
BBC: Sacks Jeremy
Richard and James: leave Top Gear to join Jeremy in a new show
BBC: makes an awful new Top Gear
Jeremy: 7:44
9:32 "Get out of the way old bag!"
"Not you."
“What have you stolen this week?” 😂😂
A soul, I touched someone, lol
“Am I a pencil?”
Back before everyone got offended...
7:16 Specifically?
You can't get away with these things nowadays
People were offended.
Cute virtue signaling! Remember in the 1950s when the sounds of toilets flushing weren't allowed on TV?
"Am I a pencil, or a cauliflower?"
-Jeremy Clarkson 2007
"I got a mitsubooshi in my butt crack" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
damn he used to be a lot thinner than he is now
He also used to be a lot younger
He looks pregnant now
that's what happens when you mix Brits and beer 🤣🤣
Sumo wrestlers are a lot thinner than Clarkson is now.
U mean he T H I C C?
The simplicity of the title says it all.
6:35 And so it began...
YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK
His Texas accent is spot on. Brits are so good at southern accents because southern accents come from the british accent.
Patrick Earthridge I don’t know what you heard, but that wasn’t nearly a good Southern accent. Not even close.
old top gear was better since the audience were actually part of it
Good presenter. Entertaining. None of these people are insulted, they like him.
3:22 james has really let himself go
LMAO
That is Jason Dawe, he was only on the first season of the show & then was replaced for James May in the second season.
The guy under me posted the same comment twice
very good
Bery good
Good old days
Snitch
Kawalski lmao
Rest In Peace top gear dog
He is the most interesting man in the world
No. He 's the most interesting man . . . . . . . . . In the world.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY, OLD BAG-- not you"
caught me off guard hahahahaha
I love how the audience can always take the jokes😂😂
Thomas Mahoney I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His American impression is spot on haha
Huuuunday, mitsubooshi, teyoda, jeguaaaaarrr
Oh god, imagine trying to air that car analogy these days...
There would be internet outrage and a million letters to the network. Absolute bedlam
The BBC basically died when they sacked Jezza.
I 10000% agree....but technically, he wasn't fired... They just refused to renew his contract ..
N it's horrible because top gear was getting soooo good too. .. Hate to admit it, but Grand Tour just isn't as good
utopianfurbiscuit yeah the format of top gear was better. But at least we still have the boys together and I think that the car reviews and video essays they’ve been doing are better than the old show. They’ve really gotten good at those. I don’t really care for the traveling though and the in studio stuff just isn’t nearly as fun as it was
The BBC is still very much alive
People say that Clarkson is offensive but thats just who he is and hes funny because of it.
@mm. the only fucking idiot I see, is you
RiiSKk Calling someone a fucking idiot while being grammatically wrong is one of the most ironic things *in the world.*
@mm. (Serious question) is English your first language?
@@silliussoddus1449 honestly can't *argue with that.*
4:50 and that exact comment still holds up today.
“Has anyone got any butter?” 😂😂
Yeah... i can send it if you got a PO box
3:19 Prehistoric Top Gear.
"You're dutch? So your opinion is useless then" im dying😂😂😂
As a dutch guy, pretty painfull hahahaha
@@Dutch09 as a dutch girl, pretty hilarious hahahah
7:30 if you made jokes like this today you‘d be in jail
BBC calls this toxic white Male rage.
@@iHaveTheDocuments you mi spelt funny and eye catching
see once you point out that women should be allowed to be actually topless anyway - and it shouldn't be a big deal to make an obvious joke about common things the way anyone should be allowed to in obvious places at obvious times - like a "cognizantly consenting" comedy show of any kind designed primarily to entertain for example - just a few of these regressive individuals may realize that they're literally arguing to make breasts taboo by saying you cannot discuss them in a comedy situation for whatever blown up reason they personally want to use.
as people - we take our childish wants way too seriously - and our actual needs way too lightly - too often, even in desperate situations. learn to understand what you and others actually need, fundamentally here on this planet at the bare minimum, and then build on that for everyone. and try to criticize yourself honestly AND constructively if you ever feel that you must criticize something else - do not follow blindly behind anything - continuously assess yourself throughout life - not doing so is ignorant cowardice and you will suffer for it if anything.
also remember to laugh. Joy is the opposite of sorrow. what you cry about today you may laugh about later. and what you laugh about today, you may cry about later. live and let live is not that hard if you actually want to.
7:15 good luck getting that on air these days 😂
I will always love Jeremy Clarkson. Reminds me of spending time with my granddad laughing our heads off at him. I absolutely love Clarkson for that
That's great.
You couldn't get away with this kinda stuff on TV now
And IMO that's ok, cause the jokes weren't funny anyway.
@@nuralimedeu Subjective; they are to me.
@@DenebTM I agree, humour is highly subjective. I should also correct myself, some of the Clarkson's jokes actually are quite funny.
That's why nobody watches tv
He's so savage Lmaoo!! 😅😂😂 I wouldn't wish to be in the front of that audience when he start asking questions.
do not drink anything when watching this
it would be an honer to be insulted by him
Imagine this guy in the same room with Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell 😂😂😂
They've both been on top gear...
Damn
Surprisingly we have all been recommended an old video
Am I a pencil? Am I a coliflower? Am I a nuclear powerplant? Oh dear I am a gearbox! I gotta swap out some cogs!
LHR cauliflower*
Comedy:1000
Awkwardness: Infinity
I like how clarkson’s fake American accent makes people laugh while if someone else does it they’d be ridiculed
No we would all laugh regardless. Americans sound dumb
Every time someone says they are offended by Clarkson I can't help but smile a bit and think that a boy Clarkson keep up the good work
Kman crawl'n he’s still doing it nowadays, he’s kept up the good work for 10+ years
@@FlinchDukeMercy More like 20 years now.
Jeremy Clarkson. Absolute legend.
Jeremy's use of sarcasm and Hyperbole is absolutely brilliant🤣🤣
Lol everyone bitches about Clarkson being offensive but he's just a 9year at heart :P
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
James May
Name a better Trio, you can’t‼️
What about that fat bloke lmao
Left tit, my cock, right tit.
Being insulted by Clarksonnnnnn would be something you would treasure for life.
This just shows that Jeremy has matured over the years... Kind of
Although he says he still likes to be his inner 9-year-old...
I like how Clarkson is so substantial (in personality and in size), the title needs no expansion. Just the words that spell out his name suffice.
Feels weird to see these as being called “old top gear”... I remember all these coming out, I always thought the “old” stuff was the pre 2000 top gear, without James
Probably should of rephrased the sentence to end with 'without Richard'. I say that because Hammond wasn't even a presenter of the old Top Gear, Clarkson & May were.
Surely, the 'old' top gear pre-dates even that - the show with Quentin, Tiff and Jeremy was the 'junior' presenter.
May, you're gonna die. I'm gonna feed you into your own machine! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:07 is GOLD!
Laughed so hard for so long holy crap
Single Hot Mom in Your Area so did I lol
"Oh it was, it was (fair), because at the end of the day he got to keep the jam." Thank you Jesus.
3:13 "look Gromit, Cheese!!"
cbunk47 this dude reminded me of a character from aardman as well hahaha
3:06 don't talk to a gopnik that way, blin.
Kvass Man the old man has no respect for everyone lol
"much like james may although of course he lives alone" 😂😂😂
5:20 ... as a Brit this had me in fucking stitches
He described all of south
I do admit that southern accents can be very “strong” sometimes. I live in Oklahoma(which is the state above Texas) and the contrast of accent is still monumental even though the states are right next to each other
top gear is an English program, noone in it is American't
JxckC lol i can’t believe someone believed this was an American accent haha!!
he's talking about the american car salesman that Clarkson was mocking..
A beef, bovril, and brick smoothie made in a V8 blender is one of the greatest, most manly creations ever devised! Long live Clarkson and old (real) Top Gear!
3:20 James has been hitting the pies
He's saving up to a new focus
linuz739
That's my favourite Top Gear news ever 😂
"if you shut this down, I'm gonna come there, I'm gonna eat your heart"
"If you don't mend it, I'm gonna bone your dog"
Replayed it like 20 times, laughed all the time.
7:15 you get into trouble for this nowadays
Haha, sure would, this world is getting more and more PC and I hate It.
@@NorthCamZ everyone except the ones who are shouting all day long because they haven’t got a proper job
5:17 clarkson doing American accents are some of the funniest things... in the world😂
Good ole days, u haven’t got comedy and good television like this anymore.
BRING BACK OLD TOPGEAR FOR GOOD!!!!
welcome to the "politically correct" era
Well it’s bloody rubbish, the whole world has gone completely out of control
go watch the grand tour on Amazon prime Clarkson Hammond and May are fucking around again
Some Say,He Is Addicted To Speed And Horsepower.
speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwer
12:21 To the joy of owners of repainted Alfas and Jimmy Broadbent, Minty is now the official racing colours of Ecuador.
5:04 I'm dead
R.I.P.
WOLF Trouble
2008-2020
He was weak.
By far one of the funniest men alive.
0:45 "Why did I ask him?" Lmfao
9:33 I nearly died. That was savage.
If they would've shown women in a bikini top and compared them to cars in Sweden, the country would've exploded with 4000 feminist articles and the producer - and Clarkson - would've had to flee the country.
So swedes just let anyone with a loud enough voice walk all over them?
@tetrahydro When that loud voice makes you lose your job unable to get another, get constantly harrassed and get stones through your windows, yes. When you get death threats on the phone, your children bullied, wife bullied, your car tires slashed, an axe through the door, etc and the police don't care, yup. It's far from only a loud voice, it's distinct oppression. Why would you stay?
@@carpetclimber4027 If that really is the situation then Sweden is in deep trouble
@@ty63t0 Yes.
every sjw comment has more butthurt republicans than actual sjws 🙄
"Clarksoooooon!"
AC x M I’m on the bloody throne!
Clarkson, you infantile pillock!
You're tidying that up!
5:49 "mitsebussy" i can't stop laughing🤣
It's true, aston Martin in 80% Ford mondeo. You peel of stickers and you will find ford.
"Do you think we want to see your face behind the wheel of that?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"Because it's horrid"
Jonathan Wood “awww”
What have you stolen this week😂😂😂😂😂
5:24 Best Moment ! Hundai, Mitzubuschi,Toyoda,Niesan,JAGWUAR,BMWJA
Funny enough I'm a glaswegen and yet I have a American accent (have no American heritage)
10:45 "I've killed... before!" one of the best threats I've ever heard
today is his birthday and this video was recommended to me
Jeremy Clarkson is the Gordon Ramsay of cars.
CLAAAAAARKSOOOOOON brings out the childish smile in everyone
Richard hammond's invented metrosexual
4:12 JEREMY PREDICTED THE B MEME
*B*
F
The scope of my engineering genius LITCHERLLY knows no bounds
*Literally
@@aaronarshad3687 mate it think thats the joke
@@mickboontjes1674 oh I never thought of it that way ahaha. Thank you mate
3:13 "Cheese Gromit!"
"May, you're gonna die. I'm gonna feed you into your own machine." 😂😂😂😂
"I'm not only in touch with my feminine side... I'm in touch with my *GAY* side as well."
2:04 Man I would be so embarrassed if that was me... What a wally