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  • čas přidán 23. 03. 2024
  • And now it's time to do The News!
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Komentáře • 190

  • @danieltaylor1264
    @danieltaylor1264 Před měsícem +766

    I’m not the first to arrive, but as you’d expect, I’ve done this properly

    • @TejasShelar2498
      @TejasShelar2498 Před měsícem +23

      Rubbish! 😂

    • @c0mplex564
      @c0mplex564 Před 28 dny

      Daniel, you idiot!

    • @vasilaki47
      @vasilaki47 Před 28 dny +6

      Ambitious, but rubbish.

    • @rampagoetech7024
      @rampagoetech7024 Před 27 dny +2

      rubbish!!!

    • @user-of9hi1jn4x
      @user-of9hi1jn4x Před 26 dny

      Germany Clarkson shut up Martin about cars Annabelle
      You don't like oh no cars about
      Toy Spencer for me in the 1960s
      Play Top Gear coloured stickers

  • @ProtossOP
    @ProtossOP Před 27 dny +194

    It’s actually funny how in the first clip it’s only James who’s roasting the Beetle, while the other two are asking why, and several seasons later they all hate it.

    • @Dafmeister1978
      @Dafmeister1978 Před 11 dny +11

      It took a while, but they saw the light.

    • @robertwood5585
      @robertwood5585 Před 6 dny +2

      Seen the light

    • @danielvandersall6756
      @danielvandersall6756 Před 5 dny +3

      What's hilarious to me is that Richard and James both own and love the 911 Porsche--a car made by the same man who designed the beetle, on the same chassis.

  • @ekim4926
    @ekim4926 Před 27 dny +181

    James' cheese analogy is perfectly spot on imo

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 Před 27 dny +1

      It's a joke and has no bearing on reality.

    • @ekim4926
      @ekim4926 Před 26 dny +27

      @@mignik01But if you think about it, it made sense, Ferrari was deliberatingly holding back, or seemed to anyway, not making the 430 as good as it could be

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 Před 26 dny +1

      @@ekim4926 No. They are two different cars. One was more friendly and supposed to be an everyday Ferrari. And the other was more enthusiast focused. Cheese analogy doesn't work either because higher quality ingredients cost more

    • @AaronThornton-lm4lh
      @AaronThornton-lm4lh Před 25 dny +11

      ​@@mignik01 it's not that serious 😊

    • @mignik01
      @mignik01 Před 25 dny

      @@AaronThornton-lm4lh that's why I said it was a joke. You need a complete lack of understanding of markets and manufacturing to take is seriously.

  • @Chanannagins
    @Chanannagins Před 29 dny +167

    I could watch these 3 talk about anything for hours

    • @BOBO-xe6rl
      @BOBO-xe6rl Před 29 dny +13

      Imagine drinking while at it

    • @Mynx-
      @Mynx- Před 10 dny

      @@BOBO-xe6rlI am actually lmao

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 Před 2 dny +1

      it was never about the cars, those three were the reason Top Gear was popular

  • @nickhadfield3192
    @nickhadfield3192 Před 25 dny +50

    Calling Jonathon Ross (a man who pronounces his R's as W's) a 'High Ranking Celebrity' is gold

  • @BosnianDragon
    @BosnianDragon Před měsícem +144

    Good news! One hour+ video is here!

    • @DLGaming2002
      @DLGaming2002 Před měsícem +11

      Great! Anyways...

    • @willambthommo
      @willambthommo Před měsícem +5

      Good news! The Dacia Sandero runs for one hour!

    • @BosnianDragon
      @BosnianDragon Před měsícem +5

      ​@@DLGaming2002 Last week...

    • @viddykhaos2896
      @viddykhaos2896 Před 24 dny +1

      @@willambthommogood news! The Dacia sandero has an engine!

    • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
      @gladwrapenjoyer1973 Před 22 dny +2

      @@willambthommoThat’s great! Anyway, the new 2024 Toyota Camry

  • @vladdydaddy5197
    @vladdydaddy5197 Před 16 dny +32

    The synchronized "A WHAT?" KILLED me

    • @VikSymbian
      @VikSymbian Před 10 dny +2

      which minute?

    • @Luda_101
      @Luda_101 Před 10 dny +4

      @@VikSymbian10:22

    • @vladdydaddy5197
      @vladdydaddy5197 Před 10 dny +3

      @Luda_101 thank you, because I was NOT about to go scrub through that again lmao

  • @inspire4179
    @inspire4179 Před 28 dny +77

    32:08 Jason “Baked Potato” Plato! I couldn’t stop laughing at this joke. Fell out of my chair! 🤣😂

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 Před 25 dny +3

      St Jeremy being absolutely brutal and beyond savage.

  • @TheCynicalJedi
    @TheCynicalJedi Před 27 dny +35

    "I've illuminated my engine bay again and can't see where I'm going!" gets even funnier when you remember pop-up headlights used to be a thing

  • @Payne..
    @Payne.. Před 7 dny +6

    Hammond went from well set up a rival one to no I'm not the editor of a gay website real quick lol

  • @mrwhiffy2045
    @mrwhiffy2045 Před měsícem +80

    And now its time to do the News!

  • @jorgeferreira2009
    @jorgeferreira2009 Před 6 dny +7

    The best part, to me, is the:
    "I went on the internet, and ive found this" ... one can only speculate on what they're showing but it's so funny ... 😂😂😂😂

    • @Bean41
      @Bean41 Před 2 dny +1

      Oh but we can do more than speculate, yes the forbidden knowledge is out there

  • @stevemartin6423
    @stevemartin6423 Před 27 dny +15

    Jeremy - What's the worse thing to step on in the middle of the night?
    James - A LANDMINE!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime!

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming2002 Před 8 dny +7

    21:27
    Clarkson: He's had his teeth whitened.
    Hammond: I have not had my teeth whitened!
    C: What, they've just become white?
    H: In the same way yours have gone green!
    Hammond, this is why you're my favorite of the trio.

  • @garvysgarage
    @garvysgarage Před 5 dny +3

    All roads lead to this news compilation

  • @maccagamingx
    @maccagamingx Před 28 dny +15

    Best 1h video on youtube, top gear news was so good.

  • @KnightSeeks
    @KnightSeeks Před 11 dny +7

    5:48 I couldn't listen to what they were saying, too mesmerized by the goth girl in the back XD

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww6717 Před 12 dny +7

    “JAGS, LEFT!”

  • @AB2108YA
    @AB2108YA Před měsícem +37

    *Oh, Bad News*
    What
    *The Dacia Sandero Is Delayed!*

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Před 29 dny +12

      Oh No! Anyway

    • @baoquoc3710
      @baoquoc3710 Před 11 dny

      @@RatelHBadger last week, the new Ford Mondeo finally landed in the UK and it's brilliant!

  • @stonedmountainunicorn9532
    @stonedmountainunicorn9532 Před měsícem +14

    23:55 Amazing, even James May knows that guy's on speed will clean everything into the early hours of the morning

  • @deathmisser85
    @deathmisser85 Před 29 dny +32

    Just strange in it how at 47:40 Clarkson points out about MMXX being 2020 being in 10 years when this was 4 years ago in our time.

    • @charliesmith874
      @charliesmith874 Před 27 dny +1

      And top gear didn't exist with those 3 in 2020 anymore :(
      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @RedJLP
    @RedJLP Před měsícem +49

    6:59
    Clarkson: There is no great person called Ken
    Me: Not then, but a few years would see the debut of Ken Block, a man who showed Gymkhana to the world and made it huge. I swear, his passing must have shook the motoring world in a similar way to Colin McRae’s

    • @thetalesofdaneandco
      @thetalesofdaneandco Před měsícem +1

      I'm a fan of Burns and Jennings.

    • @siltstridersftw
      @siltstridersftw Před měsícem +2

      It did, I told my oldest brother last year and he was shocked, his reaction was like (WHAT?!, are you serious?!)

    • @asta5907
      @asta5907 Před měsícem +6

      Replace Block with Miles and you have a truly great Racing Driver.

    • @DankEngine2005
      @DankEngine2005 Před 29 dny +2

      Taken from us far too soon.

    • @thegeforce6625
      @thegeforce6625 Před 27 dny +1

      Oh definitely. I’m not even into rally that much and I was just as shocked as everyone else.

  • @harveykilgarriff7304
    @harveykilgarriff7304 Před 24 dny +15

    17:00 so obviously free bird

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 Před 16 dny +6

    1:03:23 - landmine bit always cracks me up xD

  • @davidtuttle7556
    @davidtuttle7556 Před 20 dny +7

    Jeremy forgot about Ken, the Ferrari Killer, Ken Miles. How dare he forget about the Hero of the GT40.

  • @saltzkruber732
    @saltzkruber732 Před 21 dnem +8

    30:26 James is right about the cheese comparrison

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb2127 Před 15 dny +4

    Ill never stop laughing about the fact that Jeremy was right about the Subaru Impreza

  • @wats77
    @wats77 Před měsícem +15

    The best Top gear / grand tour compilation maker has uploaded 😃😃.
    Keep up the amazing work 👌🏻

  • @spartacus778
    @spartacus778 Před měsícem +10

    The other day I went on the Internet and I found THIS

  • @Valigarmanda
    @Valigarmanda Před měsícem +14

    Since Jeremy asked, it's "Since you've been gone" by Rainbow.

  • @lorraine3674
    @lorraine3674 Před měsícem +3

    Another epic compilation by Bobby day! We salute you for all your hard work

  • @JackieWight-lv8ir
    @JackieWight-lv8ir Před 11 dny +2

    I love my astra. Shipped it to Cyprus and 5 years later shipping it back. Bit newer than the programme though. So miss this ❤

  • @tmcmagic5292
    @tmcmagic5292 Před 18 dny +3

    16:12 the thing about this car is, it’s gonna be sold in Britain and they say it’s gonna cost LESS, than 19 THOUSAND POUNDS😂😂😂

  • @MaximumRaxx
    @MaximumRaxx Před 29 dny +4

    It's quite the feeling watching these, still hilarious of course but seeing the Ferrari 430 announced as a new car nearly 15 years after it was discontinued makes you feel a certain kind of old 😂

  • @gregdrinkwater9237
    @gregdrinkwater9237 Před 29 dny +1

    Jeff great channel I have done a couple of rack conversions to early Holdens. I used shortened commodore racks.
    This could be a solution if you find a rack with the desired ratio and have it shortened or widened to suit so you can keep your stock steering arms and mount the rack in the correct position.
    This will save you calculating your Ackerman's angle
    Congratulations on the cars you have built reminds me of me 30 years ago in my shed building cars
    Cheers Greg Drinkwater

  • @Techbuds_
    @Techbuds_ Před 19 dny +3

    47:32 they didn't know what was coming

  • @ladripper47874
    @ladripper47874 Před 6 dny +4

    47:36 10 years in the future is now 4 years in the past

  • @thecamocampaindude5167
    @thecamocampaindude5167 Před 8 dny +2

    Easy:
    Panama by Van Hallen
    Gas gas gas by Initial D
    16:28

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir Před 25 dny +1

    Why did I watch the whole thing?!
    I've got chores!

  • @tamariskpie8242
    @tamariskpie8242 Před 9 dny +2

    6:54 - clarkson predicting the he's just ken campaign

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085 Před 15 dny +3

    3 fabulous entertainers.

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 Před 20 dny +1

    57:26 this is a gif and I've been looking for the clip for AGES. ❤

  • @davidlepore4552
    @davidlepore4552 Před 28 dny +2

    A manufacturer did infact patent a four stroke rotory engine, but it was actually a diesel fueled engine with a four point rotor....I'm not sure if it ever went into testing, or production...

  • @saulthetaxidriver6100
    @saulthetaxidriver6100 Před 24 dny +2

    Im enjoying this

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn Před 7 dny +3

    Best driving song? Free bird

  • @Korone-sama
    @Korone-sama Před 6 dny +2

    6:58 Meanwhile Ken Miles:....

  • @kolorado7260
    @kolorado7260 Před měsícem +10

    43:45 good thing Clarkson is not a Policemanist

  • @reyasem
    @reyasem Před 24 dny +1

    These 3 blokes are quite funny, they should make a show together

  • @scs3drg
    @scs3drg Před 26 dny +2

    James Mays "my little sister".... er what!?!

  • @jeffreyjeffrey007
    @jeffreyjeffrey007 Před 19 dny +1

    "I want claret on the pavement."
    JC

  • @AudioPhile
    @AudioPhile Před 26 dny +1

    God James may was funny, i know the script was written by clarkson, but he always nailed it. But then watching his stuff after top gear it was always exactly his sense of humour

    • @graemeadamson7272
      @graemeadamson7272 Před 24 dny

      Not sure about the script being written by JC , Richard Porter was the script editor and he is extremely funny .
      Re. Smith n Sniff (with Jonny Smith formerly of 5th Gear , who is also extremely funny ) podcasts . Check them out .

  • @demonkey123
    @demonkey123 Před 26 dny +2

    Love your videos Ryan, but I have to disagree with you on this one based on personal experience. If I’d worn armour in my Kevlar jeans knee pocket it would have prevented the tarmac from burning through the material and a part of my knee. It would have also saved me from 6 months in hospital fighting sepsis from the infected wound. I would never consider leaving the house without my D3O now 🤔

  • @stanleybuchan4610
    @stanleybuchan4610 Před 17 dny +1

    Best driving tune...Running Down A Dream by Tom Petty.

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 Před 24 dny +2

    Some very bad news at 32:47 about the Dacia Sandero,and Captain Slow has a rant at 47:46 about the Nurburgring AND the Growler is involved.

  • @davidwood6351
    @davidwood6351 Před 22 dny +2

    James May looks like he has leaked out of an episode of Life on Mars

  • @ATK10155
    @ATK10155 Před 13 dny +2

    It’s like what the Pat McAfee show has become. Good buddies who’ll roast each other into oblivion as they take on the world of their respective topics.

  • @TransGalStarCatcher
    @TransGalStarCatcher Před 27 dny +3

    “I don’t want the police to crack down on CO2, I want them to get my bloody television back” 😆

    • @guestc142
      @guestc142 Před 19 dny +2

      He's got his priorities.

  • @nickteague106
    @nickteague106 Před 27 dny +2

    Best driving song has to either be Highway to Hell or Thunderstruck both by ACDC

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio Před 3 dny

    I wonder how the legend who shouted Top Queer is doing these days 20+ years later

  • @plaidshirtanomaly
    @plaidshirtanomaly Před 15 dny +1

    Also the beetle being ted Bundys car

  • @johnnyloco11
    @johnnyloco11 Před 23 dny +4

    watching this I'm struck b how obsessed Clarkson was with gay people. A little too obsessed 😜

  • @BobAbc0815
    @BobAbc0815 Před 21 dnem +1

    Say what you want about the Beetle, but at least the Exhaust is directed outward.

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 Před 11 hodinami

    Woah... Looking back at the early episodes, see how few people there were

  • @MrGavload
    @MrGavload Před 15 dny +2

    The good old days

  • @MrAndyLake
    @MrAndyLake Před 26 dny +2

    If F1 is supposed to be a ”drivers” competition they should all use same car model from only one manufacturer.

  • @markyamaguchi9571
    @markyamaguchi9571 Před 25 dny +1

    I wonder why they didn't want to point out that ken the head designer of pininfarina for Ferrari is ken okuyama a Japanese man. But when i did find this out i too was surprised and a little disappointed 🧐

  • @neddy1287
    @neddy1287 Před 15 dny +2

    That funny that Jezza said 275 people buying a new focus a day or per hour don't make sense

  • @james007bond
    @james007bond Před 14 dny +1

    Best Driving song Nightcrawlers Push the feeling on.

  • @TheEvilHippy91
    @TheEvilHippy91 Před 25 dny +2

    The good ol' days when BBC had something good on.

  • @BuffaloBlueBear
    @BuffaloBlueBear Před 23 dny +2

    I miss old top gear and these three. thanks bbc for fucking ruining it and then killing it off

  • @92KSharp
    @92KSharp Před 25 dny

    Gentleman and ladies, what is your favorite episode? Between Top Gear & The Grand Tour. Mine is between the African Special with 2nd hand estate cars, Mongolia special with “John”, and camper van special.

  • @AMP_34
    @AMP_34 Před měsícem +2

    Bobby Day the GOATTTT

  • @mbtenjoyer9487
    @mbtenjoyer9487 Před měsícem +4

    Great news!

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP Před měsícem +2

      Whot?!

    • @Valigarmanda
      @Valigarmanda Před měsícem

      @@RedJLP It's the dacia sandeiro

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP Před měsícem

      @@Valigarmanda Great! Anyway…

  • @zegamerz1980
    @zegamerz1980 Před 4 dny

    Best song for driving to work? AC/DC - Highway To Hell

  • @TeoZMuff313
    @TeoZMuff313 Před 18 dny +1

    Anyone else had the Nvidia video graphics cards running in SLI to get max fps on this game

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272 Před 29 dny +2

    Yep totally agree with James about beetles , I loathe them . Probably the worst vehicle I have ever had the misfortune to have travelled in/on . Totally over-rated , massively under-powered with hideous styling and abysmal handling .
    Pants , in my humble opinion .

  • @Techbuds_
    @Techbuds_ Před 19 dny +2

    45:08 today thats Birmingham

  • @grahamsowerby6087
    @grahamsowerby6087 Před 27 dny +1

    This is the real top gear! BBC TAKE NOTE!

  • @mainruss
    @mainruss Před 22 dny +1

    How incontinent are the British? Greyhounds have bogs, but the last time I took one was a 15hr trip. Could have driven it in 12 hrs, but I was picking up a car. So couldn't really drive down.

  • @petergaskin1811
    @petergaskin1811 Před 23 dny +1

    The point of the £1 ticket to Glasgow is that they then charge you £5,000 to get you out of Glasgow.

  • @mog7501
    @mog7501 Před 22 dny

    56:54 Does anyone know what theyre referring to when Hammond and May are teasing Clarkson for the capital punishment comment?

    • @luke1102
      @luke1102 Před 21 dnem

      czcams.com/video/BOUK5GMHAaQ/video.htmlsi=zsUnHFFl0VyGxxzw

    • @SatyavratWagle
      @SatyavratWagle Před 19 dny

      czcams.com/video/ku6E-af22mU/video.html

  • @Jason_The_Stooge
    @Jason_The_Stooge Před 4 dny

    1:10:27 that hits hard

  • @maxwill1
    @maxwill1 Před 17 dny +1

    Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeee mooooooreee

  • @mikehart4083
    @mikehart4083 Před 20 dny +2

    How is you can publish a Top Gear video which is over an hour. Without the BBC telling you to take it down ?

  • @hunterxhunter777
    @hunterxhunter777 Před 21 dnem +1

    1:14:40

  • @NadirAgha
    @NadirAgha Před 29 dny +5

    1:10:15 Max Verstappen in 2023 F1 season
    And it's lights out and away we go ... ... Max Verstappen wins

  • @thomasjenkins1264
    @thomasjenkins1264 Před 9 dny

    44:09 origins of why cars driven by Wayne Rooney end up being seriously uncool.

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger Před 29 dny

    Bad News! The Dacia Sandero has been delayed!
    Oh No! Anyway.

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio Před 29 dny +8

    haha James over pronouncing "high RANKING" when talking about Jonathan Ross because we all know how he would pronounce it

    • @davidelliott5843
      @davidelliott5843 Před 29 dny

      Frau garten was even better.

    • @ProtossOP
      @ProtossOP Před 27 dny +1

      I actually don’t know how he would pronounce it. Would it be W instead of R in ranking?

    • @Terrezio
      @Terrezio Před 27 dny +1

      @@ProtossOP exactly that😄

    • @stryk3r360
      @stryk3r360 Před 23 dny +3

      one of the most under appreciated jokes in TG history

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 Před 20 dny

    17:11

  • @gerriekipkerrie6736
    @gerriekipkerrie6736 Před 22 dny

    The drug thing is kind of true tough

  • @123willbishop
    @123willbishop Před 26 dny

    James: Good news, Dacia…
    No-one cares 😅

  • @clarkekobelt8096
    @clarkekobelt8096 Před 28 dny +2

    Ken block

  • @Fredrick_6
    @Fredrick_6 Před 29 dny +2

    Did anyone see the bottle at 1:23

  • @user-ci5vq3fi7h
    @user-ci5vq3fi7h Před 11 hodinami

    18:53 meme

  • @spencerworth7635
    @spencerworth7635 Před 29 dny

    Yeah whatever anyway shall we do the news chaps

  • @MrMcChuckles95
    @MrMcChuckles95 Před 27 dny

    James May seems to know a suspicious amount about how people behave on certain drugs 🤔

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky Před 11 dny +1

    I'm considered queer, however "Top Queer" was a much better name for that website! And might have had their teeth whitened!

  • @respectedgentleman4322

    Hindsight tells us that neither were any good

  • @brandonyarnall7840
    @brandonyarnall7840 Před 25 dny

    I’d rather have a Vannus hobio travel dog over an Enzo to be fair