Top Gear - Car Meetup Compilation
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2023
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Pretty much every car meetup from top gear, some where left out that ill put in a second video since this one was getting too long.
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00:00 Botswana Special
03:25 USA Special
07:40 Bolivia Special
11:26 India Special
15:27 USA East Coast Road Trip
17:48 £1,500 Rear Wheel Drive challenge
20:23 Ukraine challenge
24:05 Lorry challenge
26:38 British Leyland challenge
30:58 £10,000 Budget Supercar challenge
34:35 USA West Coast Road Trip
38:24 Break for the German Border challenge
41:36 Middle East Special
43:13 Italian Supercar Shootout
46:01 Coupés that aren't Porsches challenge
48:31 £1,500 Porsche challenge
51:24 Vietnam Special
53:49 Police Car challenge
56:51 Australian Ashes Special
1:00:06 Track Day challenge
00:00 - Botswana Special
03:25 - USA Special
07:40 - Bolivia Special
11:26 - India Special
15:27 - USA East Coast Road Trip
17:48 - £1,500 Rear Wheel Drive challenge
20:23 - Ukraine challenge
24:05 - Lorry challenge
26:38 - British Leyland challenge
30:58 - £10,000 Budget Supercar challenge
34:35 - USA West Coast Road Trip
38:24 - Break for the German Border challenge
41:36 - Middle East Special
43:13 - Italian Supercar Shootout
46:01 - Coupés that aren't Porsches challenge
48:31 - £1,500 Porsche challenge
51:24 - Vietnam Special
53:49 - Police Car challenge
56:51 - Australian Ashes Special
1:00:06 - Track Day challenge
01) OLIVER!
02) Of all the times to need a jumpstart...
03) Clarkson got a 3.5L with carburettors instead of a 3.9, while May's red Suzuki was advertised as a blue one
04) "Well i'm sure you already know but i'll tell you anyway: Braking sounds the horn."
05)"LOOK AT ME, I'M AN EAGLE!"
06) James loses a piano... and a Capri, putting him in the backup car in the form of a Morris Marina
07) Good news! It's a Dacia Sandero
08) One burning trailer, one 'stolen' car, a second wrecked piano, and one gear lever in Clarkson's buttowski
09) Richard, 1010 Pounds out of pocket. Jeremy, 978 Pounds out of pocket. James, *20 Pounds in the black!*
10) "Still, could be worse..." because James has run into trouble _again..._
11) Is Hammond gonna be in something small, sensible, and European or something large, brash, and maybe even American? (Spoiler alert, if you picked large, brash, and maybe even American, you're right like James May was)
12) What's that thing in the distance? Wasn't there this morning. Maybe it fell out of James's luggage...
13) "I didn't think - we're banking, aren't we?"
14) Uh, guys, crowd incoming...
15) Did DeLorean use duct tape too?
16) And the winner, thanks to his genius of selling the 928 as spares, Jeremy
17) Minsk, the AK-47 of bikes. Honda 50 Super Cub, a greater liberator of the people than the American tank behind it. Clarkson, you really don't know too much about bikes, don't you?
18) "Masonry opens doors, James" says the guy who got the Fiat with a way to get his M16 from the trunk without getting out of the car
19) James in his Nissan GT-R, which "reeks of the Nurburgring" and stripped down is a racing car, is like James in his choice of blue sneakers, according to the guy who stripped down has the same basic skeleton you'd find in a racing driver when he was a little boy, drove a Bentley that stripped down is a VW, and was wearing a jacket woven out of 100% pure 1935
20) The Caterham Seven was originally first built in the 1950s whereas the "half-insect, half-terrain-following missile" KTM X-bow is from that morning. And then there's Hammond in a Morgan 3-wheeler...
Thank you man ! (:
thanks
@@nexeras2454 ‘t’sa’ight.
Cheers 👍🏾
The first comment on this video should have been "and I was the first to arrive".
Atleast they did it properly
@@vanargrand3199 now jusy sit here, wait for the other comments.
Sounds like my sex life
I never come first
Unfortunately most youtube users have no sense of humour at all so the chances of that happening were pretty slim
"GOOD NEWS!"
"What?"
"Its a Dacia Sandero."
A payoff years in the making
Is it? Anyway...
"Is it?"
"Yes!"
"Anyway..."
Any way…
Yay, anyways moving on
7:51 "stop playing ethnic tunes" has got to be one of James' best lines
😂🤣🤣
"boys" "CARS" i wish to recite this one day with the my friends
Lol I was looking for this comment🤣
what is the specials name?
Isn’t jeremy just blowing on a phone too
13:48 "at this point something very small arrived.. In a mini" 🤣🤣🤣
This, this is brilliant. But I like this: 22:02
🤣🤣🤣
"Oh god, that is an absolute beauty"
"That's quite a good idea actually. But don't tell him that"
@@striderx8255 and cue the 'Hammond! You IDIOT!' in 3...2...1...
55:09 “Officer Barbie has arrived.” That line and Clarkson’s iconic laugh, took me back about 14 years to when I first saw this scene. Top Gear was a huge part of my early teenage years, and it is sad to see it come to an end. We may never see a TV show like it ever again.
With Barbie movie coming out it’s even funnier 😂😂😂
55:08.
@@sugarrrfree *SMH* ......As if we didn't see that obvious swipe at feminists coming.
This, this is brilliant. But I like this: 22:02
Who else is really sad that we'll never see such brilliant TV every again?
You he obviously never seen “The Grand Tour”
@@CricketEngland The GT is good but its not anywhere near the quality of TG at its prime. For various reasons.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Every show will eventually end, just be glad we have hundreds of hours of content, plus clarksons farm is great as well. I've not watched James' travel show yet but I'd give Richard's a miss
@@gsampson97 James' Our Man In Japan was actually quite pleasant :)
I love how in the first clip Clarkson and Hamster don't even try to argue against the Merc. It's like they all know that James has in fact done this properly (as you would expect)
Well in the end Richard brought the best car since Oliver pretty much went through the journey (almost) perfectly
@@farhanatashiga3721 Oliver is still alive and well. The only of the 3 cars to do so
Hamster lol lol lol
@@farhanatashiga3721 Oliver had to have the entire electrical system replaced, in a later special they comment it took him almost a week to get it running again
except hammond was the only one to make it all the way and didn't need to rip up his car to do it
The thing I appreciate is that, amidst all the comedy, there were always dozens of useful or historically relevant tidbits. The bit at 10:50 about fuel-injected models vs. carburetor was fun to learn, for example.
Another fun fact, the Rover V8 was originally a GM design that was sold to BRC in the 60s.
This, this is brilliant. But I like this: 22:02
It’s crazy to think that Hammond still owns Oliver to this day. Not to mention that he fully restored it.
And he got him a girlfriend!
There was a post on Reddit not long ago of some guy that found the lancia and Benz still in Africa!
OLIV3R has lived rent free in my head nearly 20 years
@@DeanMoxley87same here
He didn't buy a car then, he bought a lifetime friend
Love how Jeremy doesn't even try to defend his Lexus against Richard's critiques at 37:25, but then immediately jumps to defend James's Aston at 37:40
LFA is a strange car - it just was in development too long and this killed it completely(
I never saw anyone appreciated it for its looks or performance or something else, except its story
@@Blackwing2345635 Well the Japanese designed it with aluminium first and when the car was fully designed one of them asked why they did not use carbon fibre and they started working on it again.
@@Blackwing2345635it is a great looking car though and sounds PERFECT
Jeremy saying "no I'm sorry, I won't have that" is full of so much emotion
Clarksons narrating over that clip was masterful
I always loved it whenever James would say “I’ve done this properly” because that usually meant that he was going to be the one with the biggest trouble.
13:53 makes me feel the kind of friendship they have and the clear roles each one has. specially hammond xD
This, this is brilliant. But I like this: 22:02
28:38 Jezza’s delivery always kills me haha
This is one of the very few compilations I haven't seen before, and an hour long! Keep it coming!
yeh i missed this being uploaded its been up 3 months
must be all that news takin up the home page
That's what she said 🤔
It's crazy to think that the BBC couldn't figure out why Top Gear doesn't work without these three.
The BBC don't care. They don't have to earn their income, its money with menaces.
I thought it did kind of work with Chris, Freddy and paddy, I liked them, but yeah, I did miss Jeremy, Richard and James, it was more fun.
Why is this the only show you can watch repeatedly and doesn't get old 😂
Absolutely!
Because the chemistry between Clarkson, Hammond and May can never be topped.
This compilation is something that I never realized I always wanted
22:02 History was made here
One of the best meme templates ever
"this is brilliant… but I like this"
Good news😁
Definitely a new record in IDIOCY; that's for sure.
What episode is this from?
"Officer Barbie has arrived" One of my favourite lines from the Police challenge
I assume from that comment you're not exactly pro-feminist.
@@michaelmeliambro5117 i'm not a feminist
@@dangerdean9066 I would've guessed not.
Our argument was brought to shuddering halt 😂😂😂
I’ve never really gotten that joke but I laugh anyways lol
I enjoyed them making fun of the argentina number plate fiasco at 59:05 😂
"Bloody Misses Windsor" killed me!
Clarkson did another good reference on Clarksons Farm
He’s talking to a man about the binoculars that he had, and Jeremy goes “Those are brilliant. I had a pair exactly like that, not anymore: they’re in a Porsche in a police station in Argentina.”
The fact that even some Brits are sick of Republicans 😂😂
You know it was THEIR OWN FAULT for that happening in the first place, right???
gonna be honest, of all the things that I'd look at for a filming trip an otherwise ordinary license plate is not one of them.
22:36 “GOOD NEWS” after all the Episodes finally
04:29 "You know how Mercedes goes..?"
KERCHUNKKKK!
That is such a perfectly "kaputt" sound😂 it does what it was designed to do but it's still broken in many ways and you can tell from the noise😅
Its not a mercedes, its not a mercedes..
The chemistry between these three is just something else.
22:38 James: "It's a Dacia Sandero!"
Jeremy: "Is it?!"
James: "Yes."
Jeremy" "Anyway..."
🤣
[ASMR] 1 hour of Top Gear arguments to relax and study to
8:31 Flash forward to Hammond on Drivetribe saying that that Land Cruiser was the worst car he ever chose for a challenge.
After seeing the special I don’t blame him it never worked 😂
I mean, The Land Cruiser as a concept was a good idea, That particular Land Cruiser was just an exceptional piece of shit.
41:04 jezza reaction was gold😂😂
*le gasp*
*OOOOHHHH MYY GAWD!!!!!*
“So we’re not three wise men. We’re one wise man, an idiot and a cheat” 🤣🤣
No. It's just THREE idiots.
25:38
It's an "ERF"
🤣
Fun fact: Hammond's lorry is known as the ERF EC11. The company was closed in 2002.
it joined MAN
Welcome to ERF!
35:34 We all know they always say bad things about their cars but I love the subtle hint that if you step out of your car, be respectful towards each other, there is actually no hate and your car gets praises, then comes Hammond, sings praises about his car only, shows no respect towards the Aston and Lexus and automatically gets dissed by the other 2.
Im no car person but for real that Aston was stunning
@@Leonf123 I totally agree and so is the Lexus, imho the 2nd best V10 ever created, bested only by Carrera GT.
LOL the lorry one is a favourite of mine and my brother's, for Hammond's introduction 25:33
'Come on then Hammond, show me what you've got'
'I have this!-' 'What is it?'
*'It's uh, It's, it's an erf'*
My brother and I will quote that at one another at times, 'erf' was a part of our vocabulary for years.
15:48
I can argue, and I will…
Never change Clarkson🤣
Prime Top Gear was a special kind of entertainment. We'll never see anything like it ever again.
5:23 Had me cracking for 10 minutes 😂
“He would’ve walked into a dealership, “H E L L O.” and then they’ve shot him.”
It's hilarious how Jeremy was giving smoke to James about choosing the Capri bc it's his favorite, and then it immediately cuts to him choosing the Up! because he likes it 😂
Men sees cars, men points and says "cars", men happy
My favorite parts of these trips are the car introductions and the banter that follows. I never truly realized just how deep and rich the British automotive industry was until I started watching these guys.
41:05 jeremy sounded and looled like hed seen a dead body however that interior was absolutely horrid 😂
I love the gag James throws in as well
Brilliant ! I never get tired of TG compilations. Please keep 'em coming.
When you work out from the first Porsche challenge Jeremy had a 928 and he never changed, when you work out why. That is what cars can mean to people. Regardless if it a Porsche or a smaller car. It is all about the story, the memories and the meaning.. That is worth millions.
The year was 1994.
A man in London drives a Porsche 928 all the way to Sheffield to say goodbye to his dying father.
😭😭😭😭😭
@@carlbirtles4518while carrying some food. And it's still warm when he got to his destination.
@@aimanazrie8944
A chicken, to be precise.
22:35 he said it! He did the thing!
i was so happy lmfao
@@richarddiditallwhat?
it’s a Dacia sandero.
@@richarddiditall is it!?
@@hughshax5903yes
I watched lots of Top Gear at one time and my favourite part of the show has always been the lads meeting up and defending their cars against one another. Great compilation.
Jeremy - This is brilliant, but I like this.
One of the best meme templates ever
The binoculars at 1:57 is one of my favourite visual gags
41:04 the best gasp in TV history
7:28 james telling it straight 🤣
I will never forget James’ Lambo on the tow truck for the 10000 pounds supercar challenge. And he just roasted the other cars. Brilliance.
When James is talking about Jeremy’s Camaro and he’s at such a loss for words all he can say is, “Jeremy!” 😂😂😂
I love Oliver in Botswana. I love even more that Hammond loved it so much that he kept it.
The specials is what made me love this show, better than any other show. Can't beat the chemistry of the trio.
The America special with the murderer’s car was my favourite. 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel strongly about Jeremy's car with the cardboard to keep the bonnet from shorting out the battery. For lack of suitable spacers, my PC still has a bit of duck tape inside to keep the case from shorting out the mainboard.
My mate used a tyre repair to fix a puncture on his car, (the foam stuff) says to only use it for few miles and get a new tyre ASAP, I saw him years later and he said he was still driving it with the ducked wheel lol
Clarkson cracks me up with he’s one liners when James or Richard arrive in their cars 😂
22:06
james may actually showing up in a fucking dacia sandero at 22:35 took me out 🤣
22:02 finally the meme template we all relate to
the trio taking the piss out of each others cars is always funny, but I appreciate it when they find each others cars appealing
I killed myself when James said “you stupid man” 12:35 😂😂😂
"Every single thing on it works, nearly"
Jeremy Clarkson, 2007
1:30 - and this, a new partnership was born
This compilation brings some memories, especially the first 20 minutes of it… lovely times, it’s strange how the world went so wrong in such a short time.
41:00 The sudden scream killed me. It sounded like he'd seen a dismembered cirpse in the rear seats 😂
This is why Top Gear was the most popular television programme in the world. Three guys, that had great chemistry and a genuine friendship. It wasn’t just about the cars. It was about the love of cars and the adventures could you have in them. I am pleased the guys are still doing the same sort of stuff, with Grand Tour. The biggest mistake BBC ever made and let’s face it, they have made some absolute clangers, was sacking Jeremy. The main reason I no longer have a TV that shows live programmes. I do not wish to support the BBC.
*at times* they had a genuine friendship. All three have talked about times when they had fallings out and did not consider each other friends but simply colleagues. They have all talked about times when they thought about quitting TG because they just hated each other (and yes, I use hated, not disliked). Tbh, you can see it when you watch episodes like these (challenge ones) as to whether they were in the middle of a fight.
JM quit smoking whilst on TG, but both RH and JM went through periods, both singularly and together, when they were pissed at JC's smoking addiction.
@@India.Hwhy would they be pissed at Jeremy smoking when both of them smoked when they started top gear
@@pervenchemusic Because an alcoholic always wants a drink sort of thing
They were the perfect trio ever i miss old top gear man😢
honestly really appreciate BBC letting these cuts stay up. these three were on TV since i was maybe 6 or 7. Love these old ep's and wish i could find the full ones.
I player
"This Fiesta has a JEWEL of an engine - the 1.0L three-cylinder."
God, that aged like milk.
I love that this video begins with the romance between Hammond and Oliver. That man made this car his literal ride or die.
This show is so timeless. What national treasures they are for England and Wales.
54:47 i just love james' one liner respone
The moment James pulled up in that blue Aston Martin Vanquish my face was the same as Clarkson, My voice was the same as Clarkson, I became, Clarkson.
Because that is indeed the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
You sure you don't need to see an eye doctor???
@@michaelmeliambro5117 Speed and power are all you need.
@@thijshagenbeek6554 How about brains????
@@michaelmeliambro5117 Ofcourse there are brains. Afterall Clarksons genious is proven to amaze everyone.
James : reliable
Hammond: old american
Clarkson: P O W E R
.................and all of them equally worthless.
One of Clarkson’s most memorable moments , I remember watching this on television and cracking up
Great compilation man, thankyou for putting this together 🤙👍
Hammonds face when Clarkson is explaining his gunfight plan is brilliant
Great combo. Still watching re runs to this very day. Thank you very much.
24:06 all that talk about Yorkies has me nostalgic and hungry.
Purple is biscuit and raisin and I'd rather like one.
1:19 That was funnier than it had a right to be.
52:51 Love how Richard and James can’t wait to start this challenge while Jeremy’s shitting it 😂😂
It's just occurred to me that in the lorry challenge, both richard and jeremy have bought imposter trucks. Richard has bought a german truck masquerading as a british truck, and Jeremy has bought a Mack with a Renault badge.
13:50 - i cannot believe how much i laughed after hearing this
same, hammond u idiot, you idiot :D
33:44 Fair point from Clarkson there.
You have no idea how much joy it brings me seeing people really mess with the J series, it’s such a great motor with great potential.
Growing up is realizing Hammond always brought the best cars
I don't think you and I watched the same Bolivia special.
But to be fair, he tried and got a lemon of what should have been a good car.
I'm from Syria and I literally learned English from watching top gear.
These guys made my childhood
Hard to believe a Arabian could learn English solely by watching Top Gear.
I thought you were going to say they made your manhood, too..
@@MarktheMole Who says he ever had a manhood?????
Nice. I love it the most when they meet up and argue or describe details bout their cars! :3 Can u upload pls more ?
Edit your comment to “and I was first to arrive” it’ll be funny
^this
^this
"And @juripfeifer7970 was the first to arrive..."
As you all can see viewers, he's done this first comment properly
42:45 "I didn't know you could get a z3 for less than 3,500 quid."
"You Can't! I rounded it up"
"yOu SpEnT tOo mUcH!"
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I find videos of these three magnificent humans. Brings me back to my childhood watching episodes with my dad.
These compilations are something we didn't know we needed
32:49 They both folded their arms at the same time.
0:32 yep that's a Lancia sound right there
"That is brilliant, but i like THIS"
The amount of times i've actually used that phrase...
And nobody's ever hit you in the jaw for it?????
I can't believe just how happy I was to see Ollie again. The BEST Top Gear challenge car in the entire history of the show.
For a split second the thumbnail looked like Clarkson holding a sword getting ready to cut a cabbage.
1 of the best top gear compilation iv seen so far 😁
Keep it up !!!
Indeed fat.
James May acts like an absolute don when he steps out of that AA van and starts tearing into the other two's cars.
My daughter and I went to look at a S600L a couple of years ago. We got in the back, with it's toffee leather heated, cooled, reclining, massage seats. The alcantara roof lining, blinds etc etc. After 20 seconds I looked at her and said "We have to have this"! What a beautiful car it turned out to be. OK it had it's faults and does 23 mpg on a run, but with 517 bhp it's a fantastic car to own. I love it.
12:20 did he really just say "Her Majesty the Queen with lovely carpet "
The Cooper Mini Sport in UK colours from their India trip is my all time favorite Top Gear used car...2nd being Oliver of course
Thanks man, we love you for this :).
I love how Clarkson, very cockily says “the RS model.” As if RS was anything other than an appearance package. 😂
1:27 “OLIVER!!”