Top Gear News Outtakes

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  • @ashtraysonsundays4274
    @ashtraysonsundays4274 Před 4 měsíci +203

    "You sound like a broken gate creaking in the wind and you're rotting in front of me"

    • @jeremyparmenter
      @jeremyparmenter Před 3 měsíci +2

      The only way I could be a better player than you are right there right here

  • @BigRick324
    @BigRick324 Před 5 měsíci +258

    Top Gear with the trio will always comfort me after a hard day at work

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před 5 měsíci +505

    Watching this, you can see how much editing the news section made it better, as these unedited bits really slowed the pace.

    • @KSE828
      @KSE828 Před 5 měsíci +49

      I hope this is sarcasm

    • @nicolaslabra2225
      @nicolaslabra2225 Před 5 měsíci +122

      @@KSE828 nah its just some one realizing the importance of editing, this outtakes are superb but they dont really have a place in the faster paced and more controlled editing of the show, they are outtakes for a reason, these actually feel a bit like a podcast, i would love a podcast with these 3

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 Před 5 měsíci +19

      @@nicolaslabra2225 Well since The Grand Tour is ending next year, this could happen. Probably not all three in one podcast studio, probably Jeremy in Oxfordshire, James in London and Richard in Herefordshire all linked to chat. Nice idea.

    • @MaikelDulos
      @MaikelDulos Před 5 měsíci +3

      ​@@johnking5174don't remind me getting depressed just thinking about it...

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 Před 4 měsíci +4

      But these aren't real outtakes. These are all parts of aired episodes lol.

  • @jamesmacdonald1116
    @jamesmacdonald1116 Před 5 měsíci +89

    Nissan: this is the future of motoring, a small practical car
    Nissan in 2023: THE ROADS SHALL BE FILLED WITH JUKES AND QUASHQIS

  • @MadMan-7978
    @MadMan-7978 Před 4 měsíci +169

    That first part, sadly, is quite often a law. I’m from Germany, in Germany you can lose your license for “participating in traffic” while being over the drink drive limit. You are also participating in traffic while walking, on a scooter a bicycle etc.

    • @matthewcoradeschi6625
      @matthewcoradeschi6625 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Lost my license last year bc of a scooter💀😂

    • @mukeshcuster
      @mukeshcuster Před 4 měsíci +18

      @@matthewcoradeschi6625 in fairness you shouldn't have bashed it over the poor kid's head

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 3 měsíci +2

      Why do you guys put up with this shit?

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy Před 3 měsíci

      @@Vladpryde Because the alcohol, specially the beer industry is very strong here in Germany. Lots of lobbying, very bad.

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni Před 2 měsíci

      Well I suppose I still have one freedom in Britain because lord knows I’ve ridden home drunk as a skunk without being pulled over even though the popo saw me riding like a drunken lord.

  • @aussiepie4865
    @aussiepie4865 Před 5 měsíci +114

    That blonde looked really pissed off.

    • @jesush.tap-dancingchrist7328
      @jesush.tap-dancingchrist7328 Před 4 měsíci

      Forget spit in my mouth, I'd let her shit on my chest if she wanted to

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 3 měsíci

      I mean, he did make a crack about her breasts on national television lmao.

  • @Andrew_460
    @Andrew_460 Před 4 měsíci +65

    In the first clip where Jeremy jokes about getting a drunk driving ticket while walking actually happens in Canada. If you are drunk and walking home but have your car keys in your pocket the police can charge you with drunk driving and they do. I know lots of people who its happened to. The police say that if you have your car keys on you thats intent to drive while under the influence of alcohol. Even if youre nowhere near your car.

    • @Stickmanzed
      @Stickmanzed Před 4 měsíci +10

      There is no way this holds up in court. Submit written complaints about those police, this is not even remotely close to holding legal water.

    • @Andrew_460
      @Andrew_460 Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@Stickmanzed LOL good luck fighting a dui in court. Not gonna happen. Especially when you are arguring your intent while drunk. Youd need a really expensive lawyer to have a chance. Not worth it.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 Před 4 měsíci +10

      ​@@Andrew_460nah. It's a very easy case to make. Having your keys on you is not intent to drive by a mile. Even a half assed lawyer would have this overturned in a couple sessions. I can already think of multiple different logical points I'd make and a few personal with the judge.

    • @Andrew_460
      @Andrew_460 Před 4 měsíci

      @@bbbbbbb51 what would your points be?

    • @cathyl.9453
      @cathyl.9453 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Your house keys are on the same key chain so you can get into your house!

  • @mohitpanwar452
    @mohitpanwar452 Před 5 měsíci +13

    Best 😂😂start of any video😂

  • @gullible119
    @gullible119 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The start is amazing 😭

  • @jspaceemperor420
    @jspaceemperor420 Před 4 měsíci +9

    "I could just rinse off the bit of makeup that's covering ya huge *spot* Hammond"

  • @salty_scvmbxg
    @salty_scvmbxg Před 27 dny +1

    5:00 they couldn’t call it that because Aston’s are built in Warwickshire

  • @eboy146
    @eboy146 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Funny how this isn't outtakes as usual

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 Před 4 měsíci +10

    Excrescences: "a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality." or "an unattractive or superfluous object or feature."

  • @TMoney24788
    @TMoney24788 Před 4 měsíci +5

    9:22 This bit KILLS me

  • @cathyl.9453
    @cathyl.9453 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Keep your car keys on a separate key chain from your other keys!

    • @12pagani
      @12pagani Před 3 měsíci

      No, because with them together they are both harder to lose and by habit you’d basically never forget your car or house keys, therefore you always have the other as well. But the legalities regarding the scooter and the “intent to drive” is absurd. It’s like a friend saying that he’ll kill you for stealing their snack and then being arrested for intent to kill. Just bumpkis

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Novel batteries - electricity generated by burning Barbara Cartland, Dam Brown and Mills & Boon books..

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "could you do it" girl definitely wanted it

  • @andycollins7215
    @andycollins7215 Před 3 měsíci

    Jeremy take a long hard look at America.

  • @CrazyPanda688
    @CrazyPanda688 Před 3 měsíci +4

    None of this is outtakes lmao 😂

    • @Tuukkis
      @Tuukkis Před 2 měsíci +1

      Except everything bruh

    • @CrazyPanda688
      @CrazyPanda688 Před 20 dny +1

      @@Tuukkis everything in here was in the TV aired episodes 😂😂
      Now don’t you look stupid

  • @Kiinell
    @Kiinell Před 4 měsíci +10

    Literally not outtakes.

    • @Tuukkis
      @Tuukkis Před 2 měsíci +1

      Literally outtakes bruh

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde Před 3 měsíci +2

    The only thing I've learned from this video is.....don't live in the UK.

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson Před 3 měsíci

      Curiously enough, nobody lives here. Not really LIVES, I mean. It's an existence, of sorts. Some of us find it satisfactorily agreeable.😁

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 3 měsíci

      @@EleanorPeterson I just.....I couldn't do it. The taxes, the regulations on pretty much everything....just not for me.

  • @MikeSmith-mp7lf
    @MikeSmith-mp7lf Před 2 měsíci +2

    Im fairly certain that the lady Jeremy asks to button up her shirt at 6:00 is his wife. If she's not then she shares a remarkable resemblance to his wife. She is a very beautiful woman either way. Good on you Clarkson. You give all of us apes hope we can marry way way out of our league!

  • @JuanLegendre-ey9ty
    @JuanLegendre-ey9ty Před 4 měsíci +1

    Top gear used to be the greatest show until the BBC made a mess. That explain the ratings.