Jeremy Clarkson being Genius for 9 Minutes
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Jeremy Clarkson being Genius for 9 Minutes
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Jeremy, a British man, discovering the benefits of slavery has got to be one of the funniest bits of television ever aired.
It's child labour which is even better
Ikr lol
It's just a man in there
@@tonester09 anything about them?
@@BackffBtch pay no mind, it’s the average white supremacy spiel but with the usual cowardice leading to them talking about it in the most roundabout ways
"There's Jeremy Clarkson, and then there's everyone else."
-- Albert Einstein
May i share this quote with the rest of the world?
Yes.
"I respect Jeremy"
~Sun tzu probly
Speed and power
lmao top comment although Tesla was the man according to Albert.
“I am providing employment for newcomers to our country”
“O H G O D”
What a humble man
Outsourcing AI roles to immigrants. Nice
@@kafkaesk3449 what, the jobs we weren't doing to begin with? Immigrants stimulate an economy.
England is full. nonWhites be gone.
@@RyanWillis227 People that place the economy over the wellbeing of their country's citizens are a red flag.
His solution of hiring an eastern European man to do stuff for you instead of robots is genius.
Robot is the Russian word for servant or worker, so it's only fitting.
@@8thlvlMage it's from 'Robotnik' meaning slave, and they're not slaves, they're very happy.
@Space VatnikCongratulations, you missed the reference. I was making a reference to 'The World's End' movie, but you thought i genuinely believed this slavery was consenusal. Give yourself a pat on the back.
@@8thlvlMage When I first heard of the term Slav (I read it at school in Tintin, of all things) I thought they were a Russian tribe who went everywhere in chains. Go figure.
He's British After all :P
"He's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot?!"
Luck
It runs in the family.
He doesn't have a brother
@@thelittletug9321 Actually he does. James May has two sisters and one brother.
That’s when Tears ran down my face
Because clarkson is a genius
Mommy: "Go play with the neighbors kid"
The neighbors kid: 0:01
I would play with him
@@suuryasuprapto9472 Same
@@notexactlydoomslayer3611 same
@@mrmiyagi0114 same
@@nielk. same
"He's sitting on a Thai woman now".
The usual Clarkson then, nothing new.
Yeah
That *Thai* woman comes with a special "package"
@@bird_up ideal it's like getting a 4 in 1 from the Chinese a bit of everything haha
Probably not the worst thing she's been hired for
Theres a little slope in the back seat. Straight seats arent that comfortable
@@Wan_DerFull heheheheheh
Everytime Jeremy is on screen is him being a genius
I want to like this but its on 69 likes so
@@azaboy2 nah it got ruined already
Hah Simp
He is the perfect idol for all the uneducated ignoramuses out there who are convinced that they know everything. He’s a jackass, as are all his devotees.
@@themaestro3034 imagine the situation is like this. You hate someone so badly on CZcams. You go to a video featuring that person you hate, and comment hate on it.
I mean, where's the logic in that? Isn't that just wasting your time?
If you hate the person, don't watch it then right? It's as simple, and incontestable, as that.
But then again, I'm a normal functioning human being who doesn't waste time commenting hate on a video I hate and I keep my hatred to myself and just silently rant about it rather than broadcast it as if the whole world will notice.
Oh and don't hit me with IT'S FREE SPEECH I CAN EXPRESS MY OPINIONS ALL I WANT.
KEEP YOUR HATRED AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF YOU FRUSTRATED INCORRIGIBLE WEAPONS GRADE CLOTHEAD...
Jeremy: Sometimes my genius is almost frightening
I have that on a Tshirt
Sometimes my genius it generates gravity
sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
@@Outlawgalaxy this is my favourite one
*Sometimes If You Listen Carefully You Can hear my Genius*
His idea of hiring a Bulgarian man to be a robot is just a fraction of Clarkson's genius
no no, the bulgarian man is the voice recognition, the robotics are clearly handled by the romanian man
Yup, Gabriel is a Romanian name too
@@KevinKickChannel We have Gabriel too but its Gavrail not Gabriel.
@@slendydie1267
maybe the mixup comes from the cyrillic в and latin B
@@KevinKickChannel its also a french name
2:00 I like how he drilled the holes next to each others like Hammond could actually turn his head like that instead of drilling one above the other
That’s always bugged me
You simply do not understand his genius.
To be fair, neither do I.
@@Nicmadis Well yeah now that you put it like that, his genius might be sometimes frightening even for himself.
I mean, Hammond is so short that he could lay down lengthwise in the trunk of an Audi TT.
but then you also see its a monitor of some kind
he really is the smartest man...
in the world
He really is.
i was able to hear him say that
Pause
His genius created the world
we all read it in his voice
My grandmother just found out about Jeremy Clarkson last year and she thought he was the funniest man on earth, im sitting here wondering how she hasn't heard of him sooner, but also proud of that my grandmother has good taste in comedy.
Hecc yeah. I myself also like James May; he may pretend to be the most boring person alive when on Top Gear, but he cracks some truly incredible jokes, and when he's literally anywhere else, he's an absolutely amazing guy. Hell, James once beat Gordon Ramsay in a cookoff while drunk
@@JetFalcon710 he's the wittiest
@@JetFalcon710Yeah, bro walks into Ramsay's restaurant, effortlessly beats the food challenge of eating gross foods Ramsay had prepared that most guests have failed, starts a cookoff, walks into Ramsay's kitchen, drinks his wine, cooks like he doesn't have a care in the world he's that relaxed, and then in the blind tasting and judging wins the cookoff, leaves, and refuses to elaborate. Fucking CHAD
Tell your grandma she has excellent tastes! 😁
You are speechless because all of your words have been sucked out, by the magnetism of my genius
I swear one of the best personalities ever
muh* genius
“Gentlemen... I can see what happened you’re speechless, because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius”
- Jeremy Clarkson
"If you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius"
@@amitanshthakur5261
"Sometimes my genius..., it's almost frightening
Which épisode ?
S1 E4 - Enviro-mental@@victorm3563
Lol he sat on a frickin woman 😂
No, he sat on a Thai woman
Thai women are as strong as men.
@@andrewhailstorm4081 soooo, a man?
It's not just a women. She is a Thai woman
Thai women ARE men lol
This isn’t NEARLY long enough to fully encompass the true scale of Clarksons immense genius
His genius precedes him
I have to agree.
"shoo, shoo in welsh" why does that have me rolling on the carpet 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how May wasn't mad at Jeremy for calling his brother an idiot, he was mad that he knew his brother is an idiot, even though he never met him.
When Jeremy commits Slavery its OK but wen I do it I go to jail
It's ok when Jeremy does anything. He's committed genocide about 62 times now.
that’s because jeremy can do what he wants
That's because hes a genius.
It’s also because he drives a JAAAAAAAAAG. You pretty much get away with anything
@@theninethrees8044 Of course!
2:24 this was the best timed thing ever. Jeremy said "call bell-end" and my phone actually started ringing.
Dang, you just got roasted
We need a Richard: “O H G O D” compilation.
yes
Ýéś
There is one, czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
Oh yeees
Yesssssssss.......
Clarkson: "Sometimes my genuis is almost ... frightening."
Also Clarkson: "This ... is not just a man. This is a *romanian* man!"
"Something cheap like A ant."
What ant?
@@KJ.420 that ant
@@wahyudyatmika5119 got me dying lmao
Don't forget A IGYUUWANA with a silver necklace.
@@jonnnyren6245 Oh and a labradog
"Your brother is an idiot and your stupid car is ready" that made me laugh more than it should have xD
Jeremy single-handedly resolving the problem of unemployment.What a genius!
4:52 “start you vicious bastard” - John Cleese fawlty towers
Sometimes his genius is almost frightening
Sometimes it is truly frightening
"Fitting the children with harnesses" killed me. love it
How can you not love this man?
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond deserve a Nobel.
They’ve brought gear heads across the world together for the last two and a half decades.
"The scope of my engineering genius literally knows no bounds" - Jeremy Clarkson
These guys have a great sense of humor. My mom won’t own another smart phone because after a few months of using it the speech to text said some “bad things” a few times to work colleagues 😂
So... your mother is incapable of correctly operating a smartphone?
‘Shoo in Welsh’
“I’m warning you....”
Jeremy Clarkson invented slave labor and child slave labor
He is truly... a man of the future
James May: "he's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot!" DEAD
"Sometimes my genius is well it's almost frightening." - Jeremy Clarkson
“Your brother is idiot and your stupid car is ready” maan im deaad😂😂
Jeremy is that one uncle you have that your parents don’t like but he’s got all the good jokesz
"My brother is idiot? ... How does he know he's an idiot?"
*Jereme Clarkson being a genius!!*
0:01 _Monke noises_
Words cannot explain how much I love this man. I wish they'd do another India special, I was too young to witness the last one.
Just watch it again?
@@xnotasweatx it also wasn't very good.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 ah
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 think he’s banned
It's on the BBC iPlayer.
42 people’s thumbs clicked dislike because they were shaking out of fear for Jeremy’s magnificent genius.
He is just the funniest man alive
Clarkson's genius is so immense that the Nobel Prizes aren't prestigious enough awards to honour him.
He is a quantum computer with legs and arms. Truly genius.
"You can get something expensive like an iguana, or you could get something cheap like a ant" I love it when Jeremy uses a instead of an because it's funny
His genius...is almost frightening
Remember when Jeremy Clarkson turned up to our PE lesson
"im providing employment for newcomers in england" lol clarkson was a genius from the start
Now I understand why Jeremy said: sometimes my genius it's almost frightening
He isnt sitting on a woman
He is sitting on a Thai woman
His genius creates hole in space-time fabric.
As a Naive Child growing up watching Jeremy I didn't understand he was just being facetious almost 100% of the time and that he was truly just a lunatic hahaha
6:03
Shoo
Shoo in welsh
😂😂
“JAMES?! JAMES, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now” 😂😂😂
His genius sometimes scares us all. We are much to inferior to comprehend his genius.
“James? James, he’s sitting on a Thai woman, now!” 🤣🤣🤣
The magnetism of Clarkson’s genius is amazing and never ending lmao
"Something cheap, like a ant" is a great sentence
richard: Jameess..
James: whaa?!
Richard: James...he's sitting on a thai woman now...
my lungs collapsed hahaha
Jeremy has not been a genius for 9 minutes...
Been a Genius since day 1.
Jeremy's genius is truly frightening
I just like how Hammond refers to him as an orangutan and this opening clip just solidified it
Every compilation that includes A ANT is a good one
"It means to bang your gentleman's sausage . . . on the side of the Taj Mahal."
His accent and timbre make that joke so much better. XD
He's the new Stig.
He's most definitely a genius, a comedy genius that is.
James May realizing he's driving "an iguana with a silver necklace" is priceless.
I lovehow the masseuse is so small, she actually makes Hammond look relatively tall xD
He is so Genius, Albert Einstein was unable to keep up with him.
Some say......
I wouldve paid attention more in school if Clarkson was my teacher. I love the way he talks.
A 10 minute video of him saying speed and power was what I expected, That is all the genius we need.
8:23
"He's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot?!" XD
My favourite Jeremy quote after turning up to race the German in only British cars.
Hammond: I think we've overdone it.
Jeremy: It could be worse! We could have came on the back of Bobby Charlton 😆.
As a Romanian, i approve Jeremy's Romanian jokes :)) Good stuff
Hahaha lol
8:29 That was Last but the Best
Straight in my playlist😂😂love Jeremy
I love how the assistant in the BMW is just Kimi Raikonnen, being his usual chatty self.
This made me forget how much I loved the Conversation Street segments, and of course "The News". They need to start a podcast. I'd absolutely love it.
“James, JAMES !!, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now” 😂😂😂😂
“JAMES, James, you’re sitting on a Thai woman now.” Lmaooo
The fact he almost lost his legs or just a leg makes this way more hilarious
Such genius, it's so massive nothing can escape, not even light. People think he's dim but he is just trapping everything and not letting it out!
My man really left 3 seconds of darkness so the video is 9:11 long, legend.
Actually, Clive, it’s 9:12. You’re wrong.
Title: Jeremy Clarkson being genius for 9 minutes
First thing in the video: Clarkson bobbing up and down yelling "POWER!!"
"shoo in welsh" - I remember the first time I saw this, it nearly killed me XD
Love these guys! Been a fan for 15 or so years and ( at the risk of inflating his ego even farther) yes Jezza is a genius!! All three together make the best comedy content bar none!😂😂😂😂😂😂
To those who dislike the Vid they are scared of the Mighty Genius of Jeremy Clarkson
3:18 the funniest unexpected line ever!
I genuinely love this man!
“James! James, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now!”
- Hammond
Some say his genius LITERALLY knows no bounds.
Any lobby Jeremy Clarkson is in will shoot the players' IQ to over 9000.
What 9000!?
In case you didn't know, Clarkson is the most intelligent, highly educated and most beautiful man on earth. I wonder if comment algorithm recognizes sarcasm
"Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"
“If you listen very closely sometimes you can hear my genius”
-Jeremy Clarkson
So, he found the solution to the car semiconductor problem before it was a thing, he isn't just a genius, he is a prophet.
Whos here after they announced there will be no more Grand Tour?
7:25 "... or you can have something cheap, like A ant." left me scratching my head🤔