Hammond, Clarkson and May Genius Ideas Compilation
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- Top gear and grand tour stars explaining their genius inventions/ideas. some additional genius quotes that Clarkson says
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Episodes
electric geoff generator 14.2
expanding motorhome 15.4
9.3 shower
India toilet
Bolivia
Ukraine race 21.3
Africa handbrake
gt motorhomes gt3.8
alfa Romeo vs jet ski 21.2
rover James 19.5
gt1.7 dune buggy
co2 13.5
rocket bicycle 21.5
10.2 stability
limos 9.6
reliant robin stabiliser 15.1
Patagonia satnav
Richard Hammond Burma shower - Komedie
Old Top gear is simply the greatest show to ever exist
Aye that is true
Amen
I Agree 100%
Agreed
bbc really missed out on not buying grand tour
Is anyone else mad they didn’t keep the clip of the log smashing the back windshield when he says “sometimes my genius it’s almost frightening”
Disliked the video just for leaving that bit out.
Exactly my thoughts aswell!
Jcreek201 it’s a genius ideas compilation, not gonna show that is it?
@@olliefenwick1212 Every idea is genius until it goes wrong
Jcreek201 4:00
"The water reservoir is currently collecting clean rain water"
"Hammond that's a bucket"
It definitly collected some golden rain at some point
Small minded people may call it a bucket, geniuses call it a water reservoir.
The solider seemed to call dibs on the bucket he must be on to something.
@@PoxMuffin Very WARM golden rain.
@@JakeLikesTech I can taste the nature
“I honestly believe that sometimes my genius..., it generates gravity.”
- Jeremy Clarkson
So does my Pasta Copier
I think because it's so dense
“Yes that”
Thanks. Forgot who said it
His farming is amazing entertainment
I love how nearly all of them get sabotaged or go wrong
It’s their trademark - everything always goes wrong 😁
The point is that the ideas are good, the execution on the other hand... 😂
The Toyboata and Nissan cross-channel ferry worked quite well, the only problem was that Clarkson was at the helm.
@@nothajzl except Oliver
@@nothajzl ambitious but rubbish
James: uses technical knowledge in letting air out of his tires and disconnecting the sensor in his engine.
Hammond: duck tapes his doors closed and swerves around. Continues to win the challenge.
you can tell he's hick
It’s because its the Dacia Sandero. It has unlimited endurance.
well, i dunno... the challenge was to run out of fuel, not to get arrested for reckless driving
If I remember correctly he was stopped by the police and kept the car at max rpm the entire time lmao
*Duct tape
Clarkson genius is almost frightening
It generates gravity after all
@Justin Williams 😅😅😅
In fact, I can almost hear it
Is his genius frightening or just clarkson
He sometimes surprises himself
I can't believe the gravity of Clarkson's genius has made one of the first amphibian vehicles in gta online
2 of the first
they have his little stabilizer bars you can add to the 3 wheeled Reliant Robin in Forza
A bit like "Ann car"... allegedly owned by Anne Frank.
@@thefiestaguy8831 *A Frank
Sometimes my genius is almost frightening
Jeremy Clarkson
It actually generates gravity
Sometime i stagger even myself with my genius
@@Lorddonen you can smell my genius
A few miles later......
@@mrhighboost8474 It's not genius that's generating gravity 😂😂😂
"It's a genius solution to a problem that shouldn't exist"
James May on Jeremy Clarkson's limo pully system
If I remember correctly, one of them got rug burn using that thing.
@@TraustiGeir Jeremy got carpet burn
@@historytank5673 HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY WIFE?!
@@jacobrumens9601 *insert Richard, James and possibly camera crew laughing*
Do a "watch this" compilation
That’s a lot of crashing
It’d be all Jeremy.
@@KSE828 probably
Or do a *but wait theres more* compilation
i have made it.
Compilation of their deaths - e.g. Richard crashing his teenage car and James driving the Bentley of a cliff in Albania
Or all 3 of them having a crash in the £100 cheap car challenge. The look on James face when he’s asked to crash on purpose
Or when they kept dying in that special forces training ground in Jordan.
Well we all know that 99% of the video revolves around Hammond
Hammond driving into someones living room in a rimac
incT has done that
Its cool how Jeremy has influenced games, too. GTA has his Toybota Hilux while Forza has his Reliant Robin anti-rollover wheels.
I didn't know about the toyboata
I remember playing a Forza game years ago were Clarkson narrated when the player would examine cars more closely or does specific things and he would say some cool things, can't remember exactly which game but I remember listening every time he spoke. Also, old TopGear was the greatest thing on TV at the time, always will be a national treasure, not like nowadays TopGear sadly.
@@paparoach007 Yeah, it was Forza Motorsport 4, Clarkson narrated the intro to the game and the Autovista, and in Horizon 4 and Motorsport 7 you can play as "The Stig's Digital Cousin" while he was also a character in the Forza games beforehand.
GTA also has his Quadski, Americanized with dual machine guns
@@CoolAndrew89 Americanized and ready to defend our Constitution! Hell yeah brother XD
Now we just need his Leaning Tower of Citroen, mount an MG turret on the top floor and we got us some APCs lol
I think that Jeremy’s first thought when it comes to modification is to create a bathroom/toilet.
with a shower ofc
@@naliinsuthakaran2967 ofc
I was just thinking the same thing!! A potty is needed when you least expect it!!
Oh come on, you need somewhere to wee or vomit in after some drinking
Well, that's real genius from his side. Daily needs will hit you anywhere, and he is prepared for this.
"a hybrid is a normal car for fools" is one of my favorite quotes from Clarkson
Its true actually
He should have thrown in "a much more expensive car"
These guys have a chemistry thats just unmatched in any show
I love that while most of these ideas are batshit insane, some of them aren't all that bad. The extra wheels for the three-wheeler was pretty nifty, and by Jeremy's frighteningly clever mind, it's technically still a three-wheeler.
I really liked both Hammond's kitchen Subaru from the TG Africa Special and May's Pub RV from the GT Nevada Special. Thing is, though, that both were running on dirt roads so the constant shaking basically ruined them. But the execution of both the ideas was pretty damn impressive.
I agree with the pub (especially with some minor modifications), but I can't remember the Subaru ever making much sense.
@@defeqel6537 both Subaru kitchen and Volvo shed would be good for a journey through Africa but yeah, they didn't see much use
All three vehicles from the africa episode were pretty impressively engineered, imo.
“Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius”.
Jeremy Clarkson.
4:09 little did Jeremy know, he created one of the most iconic memes of all time.
James may: " i use more fuel"
Literally goes 30mph at 1500 rpm
That’s flat out for James
@@zacharywald and from the trio, it's May (captain slow) who has driven the fastest
@@alainsterckx9154 yep
@@alainsterckx9154 Hammond reached 314.4mph before the jet powered dragster crashed, which would make him the fastest, no?
@@alainsterckx9154 Hammond flew out of a turn during a jaguar review at 460km/h I think he has goen the fastest
Do you have a compilation of “an book” or “a aminal” or those sayings Lmaoo
“An river”
this is.. an van
An horse
A ant, too.
An cow
Ah, Jeremy Clarkson. His genius is surpassed only by his modesty...
I swear top gear has an indescribable chaotic energy that I wish was more prevalent in more shows
Let's not forget they broke the British speed record for amphibious vehicle!!
And Jeremy was driving of course!
4:07 one of the most iconic moment in History
The way jeremy used words " sometimes my genius generates gravity " i know he really a genius
I'm happy to own season 10 to 22 of top gear on dvd
i'd say that's genius right there
Lucky you! Enjoy it
I've got it all digital.
If the internet goes down, atleast top gear vids will continue to exist
@@Fabianwew Please try to make some sort of physical backup - digital can go down any day.
Richards shower 🚿 arrangement at the end just reminds me of the time when James and Jeremy pissed in it to get back at Hammond 🤣 and he's taking a shower saying oh it's actually warm 😅
"you can actually taste the sunshine!"
Golden rain
I'm so glad I grew up with this show. Sunday nights on BBC2 and as many reruns as you could physically watch on Dave.
You know you're in for something when Jeremy says "what I've done here"
"Think of it as a Hybrid"
"Hybrids are normal cars but for fools"
- Jeremy Clarkson
(When they made an electric car which was charged by an off the shelf diesel generator)
I like how almost all of Jeremy’s modifications involve bathroom commodities
8:29 that actually worked so well it was modification in fh3 for that reliant Robin (I think I'm not sure) and those stabilizers actually worked so well in the game
I’m surprised this video is not 4 hours long. Everything these men did was genius
4:52 to be honest that bumper in the front is a actually a genius idea for people who cant park lol
With the jet-propelled pushbike, the Reliant Robin stabilisers, the XJS toilet, and possibly the first ever air-cooled Rover V8 engine, Clarkson's genius is truly terrifying...
1:28 - That toilet seat invention should not be laughed at. The toilet-roll on the antenna, come on ... brilliant !! Even James May was stunned :-)
Wouldn't the tissue just open up as you drive and end
"Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius."
-Jeremy Clarkson
“Sometimes my genius....it’s almost frightening....”
it generates gravity
It knows no bounds
Sometimes if you listen carefully... you can hear my genius
The accents always made me feel like it was what James Bond’s engineering teams were doing before the movie started
I can’t unimagine it
4:06 The moment you were all looking for.
This video is genius
It’s almost frightening.
It's generating gravity.
It staggers ourselves
"Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius" ~ Jeremy Clarkson
This video is gold, man! 😂😂😂😂👌🏽
This 9 minutes was better than all of new Top Gear by miles
They are making a new one with potential for once. Same airfield, new team of british men, similar/same stunts and gags, including the infamous bond car.
@@secretbaguette For me, I can't stand Paddy or Freddie as presenters of the show, their knowledge and humour is poor for a car show. I'm sure if they use the same formula over and over they might find a worthy replacement someday
@@hughthompson4846 Yeah, they've been getting better and better hosts though.
@@secretbaguette still won't be the same as these 3 fellas
5:09 It's awesome seeing a place that you've lived before. That's Westbourne for those of you interested. To the left is a nice pub, and almost directly behind the camera and across the road...and a few doors down, is an apartment block I used to live in. Always interesting to see a place you recognize =D Though when I lived there there wasn't a Blockbuster there, and the place to the left of the letting agent was a breakfast place, not a restaurant.
3:49 im pretty sure we all know this goes VERY well
The wooden hand brake to me is the most hilarious idea any of them have had. That clips makes me cry every time!
1:56 The loo roll round the aerial is genius 😂
Only a true genius can come up with such genius quotes about how genius his genius is. It's genius.
Best line"Sometimes if you listen carefully you can hear my genius"
"At some point on this trip, Hammond's Bombay doors are going to break". Dead! 😂
Sometimes I think Clarkson is just a human reincarnation of Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius
Kind sound the same
The log is honestly the most genius thing Clarkson ever made
1:03 James does his best impression of the storm trooper hitting his head but also manages to trip up at the same time
I like how Hammond is actually amazed that Clarkson has a complete bathroom on his side doors.
Now do a part 2 of all of these going wrong.
Lol
9:05 "Golden Rain"
You can taste the difference
Someone who get it
“It’s actually warm....”
@@ryanmann1416 “Sun warmed, fresh rainwater”
Clarkson saying Yeeesss like that is just pleasing to the ear
Clarkson, Hammond and May genius ideas: 9 minutes 13 seconds
Clarkson, Hammond and May non-genius ideas: 17 years
I am watching this video randomly and I just realized that we have been owning these two cars in our familly like almost forever: 8:14
Jeremy describing his genius is hilarious, not that its in doubt but the way he describes it is just funny.
5:35 thats actually... a pretty good idea.
The scope of Clarkson's engineering genius is knows no bounds. That is fact...
1:56 that’s actually genius, it even looks nice with the wooden texture
I think Jeremy puts a bathroom in every single modification he does lol
flippping miss these specials they were a level above all other shows. A true classic we'd be able to tell our kids about.
Do a "Some say..." compilation of Jeremy talking about the Stig.
7:00 the oppressor mark 1
4:08
4:22
4:48
6:00
6:51
The amount of genius in this clip is immeasurable
Yes
Their genius is.... its almost frightening
the flare and balloon idea is actually crazy genius
"Collecting fresh water" famous last words
Video idea: compilation of their genius working but eventually fails
That’s essentially this video lol
@@ToyotaCamrySEv only some parts of this video feature fails
Almost every time lmao
You just spoiled part 2 of this video
@@damonderp can't exactly spoil something that hasn't been considered made or in production yet tbh
I need a "YEEeeEeEesSsSs" compilation from Jeremy
James' reaction to Jeremy's boot-toilet is so great, you see him get ready to give him an absolute roasting for doing something stupid, and then he just can't think of any objections because it's a decent idea.
"How do you get that underneath it?"
"You drop it down through the slot like you do on a dinghy"
"That's a whoppa"
I don't know why but that's one of my favorite exchanges on this show
Out of the hundreds of hours of content they produced, only 9 minutes were good ideas
old top gear in itself pure genius, it must’ve been difficult to compress the video to 9 minutes
0:58 Does anyone else find hilarious that "library" is just pictures of books slapped on walls?
The log handbrake I actually thought was genius. There just needed to be some sliiight modifications to avoid the disaster that came afterwards.
Okay, but the flare/balloon box is actually a pretty great idea.
Less so, if you parked your car underneath any kind of roof. (With the falre you would set it on fire. Ok, yes, technically you would be able to find it that way...)
Yeah, the flare is gonna be great to use in a multi-storey 😂
I’m convinced I’ve seen every single top gear with these three
The scope of his engineering genius literally knows no bounds
Idea: Compilation of them looking at beautiful areas or venues
0:48 When I give my friends a tour of my Minecraft house.
They try out your redstone door.
*door breaks*
"That does sometimes happen." (A quote from Hammond)
Gotta hand it to these lads, many of these are actually very clever
There will never be a show like this on terrestrial television again.
@ Miss Piggy, some might argue that's a good thing. All that licence payers money not being wasted on crap TV. The Grand Tour is also rubbish, just a rehash of everything they did previously on BBC only 10 times more money wasted on it. 3 old gits getting paid millions to act like morons - they must be laughing all the way to the bank lol.
@@SalvageMasterEssex so what do you regard as good tv?
Love that for most of these ideas they went wrong moments later
To be fair the balloon on top of the car would be handy at airport car parks
Exactly
anyone else binging through these compilations remembering the good ol days?
Holy shit. Look how young they are! I just discovered these dopes on The Grand Tour, good to know there’s loads and loads more to watch
Do a compilation of everytime they say 'Ambitious and for the first time, successful'.
Or everytime they go "this is the first time all three of us agree/like each other's cars"
I think that would consist of 2 videos.
sometimes when you are silent , you can hear my genius
-Jeremy
"Think of it, really, as a hybrid." Nice save, Jezza
Okay the balloon parking idea is actually genius
4:08 to 4:11 the meme
Please do a Jeremy Clarkson's Genius quotes with context and results (of what went wrong).
"At some point on this trip, Hammond's Bombay Doors are gonna break. We KNOW this."
Love it
These 3 were the best in television history