Hammond and May “You Blithering Idiot” compilation

Top Gear/The Grand Tour stars of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May compilation of you blithering idiot, call each other a stupid, moron and argue about cars in various occasion from the episodes of Top Gear Series, Top Gear Specials and The Grand Tour Seasons, hammond and may you blithering idiots moments compilation includes as below timestamps.
Note: This is a two part compilation series. Part 2 compilation will be upload soon...👍
Timestamps:
00:00 Jeremy Clarkson give me some strength
00:04 New reasonably priced car
00:20 Piano landing on a Morris Marina
00:46 Amphibious Vehicle Challenge, Top Gear Vietnam Special
01:03 UK vs Australia, Top Gear Special
01:20 Roadworks challenge
01:40 Top Gear Burma Special
01:52 Hammond You Idiot, Hill climb in Switzerland, Hammond’s Rimac Crash
02:29 Vauxhall Vectra, Top Gear News
02:38 UK’s Amphibious vehicle record
02:50 Trump Truck, Colombia Special, The Grand Tour Special
03:18 Past, Present and Future, The Grand Tour
03:40 Mozambique, Feed The World, The Grand Tour
04:22 Rescuing Hammond, Colombia Special, The Grand Tour
04:50 Italian Lesson, Lancia Drifting
05:26 Limousine Challenge
05:49 Message to May
06:30 Homemade ambulance challenge
06:52 Clarkson you moron, African Special
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[@sicarius8558]

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[@TheMurphyproduction]

The man

[@TheMurphyproduction]

Morning

[@TheMurphyproduction]

Morning guys

[@TheMurphyproduction]

Morning guys James is

[@willp2190]

"He's never met my brother, how does he KNOW he's an idiot?!?!"

[@Eliphaschoas]

Is that from Top Gear or The Grand Tour?

[@joesaf2872]

@Eliphaschaos
That clip is from The Grand Tour - "The Youth Vote" episode S03E10.
Thanks for your comment…

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Jeremy would probably say that it runs in the family.

[@jonnnyren6245]

I think you mean "he's A IDIOT" as Clarkson would say it.

[@thatnxrthernguy]

@@joesaf2872 I will have to disagree, it is not from S3 E10 "The Youth Vote". It is, in fact S1 E13 "Past Vs Future" ✌🏻

[@nick360s]

“Hammond you hidiot”
“This is the fastest car PAAAWZZEEE in de werld”

[@tiki5430]

Ammond, du hidiot.
Dis es the fastest car, pawss, in da wurld.

[@ytaltacc8008]

This is the funniest shit PAAWWZZEE in de werld

[@ps2bndled]

HAMON, YU HIDIOT!!!
DIS IS DE FASTES KARR, 🅱️OUS, IN DE WURD!!!!!!!!!!

[@Nibbarese7]

Ahahaha I'm Italian and that shit cracked meee

[@BGRUBBIN]

He performed that perfectly

[@masonringbinder684]

"Patient to hospital".......for when time is critical.

[@WardyLion]

Mason Ringbinder And the patient is surely going to be critical after that!

[@kcspeed9980]

That may be the funniest thing topgear ever did.

[@RatelHBadger]

I think I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight when I saw that sequence originally on TV. Missed the whole end of the show.

[@o.b.7217]

@Lucas Gawor
He who watches the video, will see...

[@scottjurrjens8954]

@@RatelHBadger man I remeber watching that episode with my dad eating dinner and we both almost spat our food out when the dummy got launched into the window 😂😂😂

[@seanoreilly1832]

"It's a genuinely brilliant solution to a problem that never should have existed in the first place" pretty much describes Jeremy Clarkson

[@bartolinie]

6:24 that part gets me every time! HAHAHAHAHA

[@HarrisonKingan]

Same 😆

[@HelloThereUniverse]

🤣🤣

[@boiledegg6788]

"Blithering" is one of the best words out there.. couple it with idiot, moron, half wit etc and you have an absolutely fantastic insult!

[@matthew_natividad]

It makes it so complete

[@andrewdrabble8939]

Love the Hamster's patient delivery system at 6:44. Hilarious

[@thilensavignon1999]

Hamster ?

[@andrewdrabble8939]

@@thilensavignon1999
The Hamster is Richard Hammond's nickname because he's so small

[@americankid7782]

I love that he hit the window

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

I mean adjust the trajectory and he's golden

[@its_only_karma7440]

@@cristalmewtwo4160 yeah it was spot on...almost

[@frasergibson5763]

I was expecting to see “blithering idiots, do they not realise that you can’t use a magnet to pick up velvet”

[@joesaf2872]

@Fraser Gibson
This is a multiple part compilation. See the description for more detail. Will include more idiots moments in part 2 compilation..👍
Thanks for your comment and support...❤️

[@eugenfromkharkov2344]

Fraser, could you please explain what 'velvet' means? Is it a sort of metal, or a type of the car?

[@frasergibson5763]

Eugen from Kharkov it’s a fabric used to make clothing, upholstery (meaning furniture, curtains etc), pillows and bedding. Jeremy covered his car in velvet for some of the challenges undertaken in that episode

[@eugenfromkharkov2344]

@@frasergibson5763 finally, I understood this phrase completely! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!)

[@harrytheseal6566]

6:44 I'm impressed how he got the patient through the window

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

When I saw that I absolutely pissed myself laughing what a shot the fact it made it through that little window tho had me rolling on the floor dying of laughter 😂

[@houseking9211]

do I tell em

[@GrimJaws]

Love how british slang sound such a polite even when cursing 😂

[@Alex-cw3rz]

The only reason it's sounds like that is because the time it was on every week was before you can swear on TV. It's technically not slang either as it's a combination of existing vernacular.

[@gmodderr]

@@Alex-cw3rz Hello James

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

Depends on the accent it definitely doesn't sound polite coming from a scouser

[@AverageAlien]

Found the clueless american

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

​@@cristalmewtwo4160 or any working class brit

[@martasillere24]

“You schupid bastard, you’ve shot ME!!” 😂😂

[@shadowguardian210]

Best one out of all of them

[@howardsmith9342]

"It's a perfect solution to a problem that should never have existed in the first place." Words to live by.

[@fsfaith]

1:47 I can't believe I've seen this episode so many times but only noticed now that James' umbrella is a katana umbrella.

[@williamg209two]

Id say thr clip is higher quality then tv broadcast

[@demiurge67321]

holy shit

[@ChrisRyot]

Top Gear has taught me some very pristine insults I'm positive will enrich my life on a long-term basis.

[@seijisuzuki4197]

3:29 Clarkson : "Well Done Hammond, You Blithering Idiot."

[@Simon-Zephyr]

1:36 "You missed the truck" Lmao who's OG enough on CZcams to know that ToyStory video

[@snapdragongaming6238]

We’re not aiming for the truck

[@JASONGOGUEN79]

I would love to know where to find that one

[@Mandarin9900]

What video do you mean
Which one are you thinking of

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

@@Mandarin9900 *jet engine noises*

[@coastlinersmithy]

Jeremy: “where is he?”
May: “in the pub I imagine…” 😂😂😂

[@wtfshiiiiii]

Now just need one of May calling Clarkson a “pillock”

[@halfdamage1867]

And one of James saying "cock"

[@Rebecca-B95]

The soundtrack to my childhood....”HAMMOND YOU IDIOT” 😂😂

[@seijisuzuki4197]

5:21 Clarkson : "HAMMOND, You Blithering Idiot You Totally Ruined This Car!!!"

[@NICKatronMC]

0:21 This has to be one of the best exchanges between them

[@Pirustae]

I just burst laughing hard at Jezza's startled face when something bangs loudly in the vehicles he's in.

[@raredoodah6649]

The real blithering idiots were the friends we made along the way

[@vincentxu8217]

Or maybe the real friends are the blithering idiots we traveled with along the way

[@theseageek]

6:44 Hammond attacked the hospital with a patient.

[@ps5user155]

2:22 “This is the fastest car, pose, in the world”

[@NICKatronMC]

7:00 That’s a badass voice admittedly

[@interstate366]

Just missing the part where May is introduced for the first time. “He’s called James May, and based on what we’re about to see, he is a blithering idiot.”

[@swiftplus7398]

2:29 James looks kinda different here. I'm not quite sure what it is, maybe the lighting?

[@airygoats]

Has a voice filter been put in his throat?

[@5ALL4D]

2:50
Man driving a full scale Hotwheels right there

[@v1nc3nt_bl4ck4]

Respect for labelling each section, got a follow for that

[@Atlastheyote222]

*in an Italian accent* “Hammond jchu idiote”

[@jacobbahr9316]

Gotta love Giacomo the Lambo test driver

[@stuartbarclay7940]

5:41
"What have you done?! You've gone over a runaway light, you blithering idiot!"

[@hoth3adgaming41]

1:29 the way he said 'engine' got me

[@snakevenom4954]

4:00. Hammond was losing the fish faster than the British lost their colonies lol

[@shrijanbuchasia7366]

💀💀

[@markselby9352]

I mean the British held the majority of their colonies for quite a long time so I’m not sure if the comparison works

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

@@markselby9352 post war*

[@tenzaemtade6146]

@@markselby9352 and the British also defeated the USA in the war of 1812

[@EGReviews]

"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY"

[@michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311]

Plot twist : Hammond's real name is Richard Hammond Yoohidiot

[@christopher32074]

This is the the fastest car pause, in the world.

[@DrewSavo]

6:30 Clarkson saved the patient.
May lost the patient.
Hammond attacked the hospital........... with the patient.
XD

[@zigzag7194]

😂😂😂😂I nearly wet myself 😂😂😂😂

[@mangobot92]

It always gets me lol

[@otherssingpuree1779]

The first time I saw that I had tears in my eyes. Now I just laugh. Experiencing this show for the first time is an awesome experience.

[@toasty9780]

“Along comes Hammond with a 🅱️in”

[@rodimusriderv2368]

6:38 i can't breathe XD

[@HachikoThePoochInugami]

2:59 Good to see Jason Dawe out there...

[@MannyThaMadridista]

When Jeremy said this is the manliest thing i ever did n then shots hammond was too funny

[@JIKwood]

"Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond."

[@HarlemHyena]

"Clarkson, you moron."

[@user-xn2hf9re8r]

legendary - miss these guys so much

[@llynellyn]

2:32 Pretty much sums up why May replaced him in season 2 xD

[@dirty.dan37]

Who is the guy may replaced

[@opticfloyyyd]

@@dirty.dan37 someone who isn’t May. So idc

[@sharpfalcon6196]

@@dirty.dan37 Jason Dawe.

[@labrat_09]

Hammond:”patient to hospital”
*patient flies into a window*
Jeremy Clarkson:”HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT”

[@OriginalShrekinhell]

That last one. Full on crying with laughter

[@way2biggofficial611]

The voodoo child one🤣

[@tastyswitchcartridges7966]

2:28 May looks a little different

[@wtfshiiiiii]

The “Trump Truck” killed me. Soo true.

[@Inspiration_YT_]

"You blithering idiot" is what I use the most as an insult. I love it!

[@Pattex_]

"ammond...you h'idiot" gets me every time

[@IrfanArio95]

"Your brother is an idiot, and your stupid car is ready" 🤣🤣🤣

[@wagman68]

Jesus christ! Look at Hammonds ambulance, if you don't need a hospital before you will after lol

[@Embur12]

Classic clips. Well played...

[@matteobeccaro9645]

0:53 the six seconds after this summarize the entire UK

[@Blue_m3]

5:33 lolol

[@lordtachanka903]

May never said his brother wasn’t an idiot just that Clarkson didn’t know that lmao

[@bobkin611]

“This iz de fastast car, pause, in de worl” 😂😂😂😂

[@mattspychala7251]

The ambulance show was the last hurrah of Top Gear brilliance

[@apersonandaperson]

It's absolutely amazing how this person could cut all episodes of Top Gear and The Grand Tour with Hammond, May, and Clarkson into just 7 minutes and 25 seconds.

[@modelreviews3705]

And here comes Richard Hammond with a bin 😂
Jeremy Clarkson in his head YEAH awkward pause

[@JJ-nq3ll]

I never had much faith in Hammond! 🤔🤣

[@lillyalriachy3357]

Me in online philosophy class : I wish if someone could make a funny top gear/grand tour compilation.
Joé Saf 1 minute later:
Thank you for uploading

[@ecrxft]

0:46 always makes me laugh 😂

[@James-mn3re]

A Top Gear compilation that actually credits the specific episode, I thought I'd never see the day

[@alext2566]

0:21 "WHYAREYOUDOINGTHISTOMEH?!?!😱 YOUSCHEWPIDIDIOTHAMMOND!!!😡"

[@dnakatomiuk]

Classic challenges from TG were the best

[@TDSWar]

the one where Jeremy says it’s a Vauxhall u blithering idiot got me laughing so hard lol
It’s the one at 2:30 and watch until the end of that scene

[@Racer_o_the_Reaper]

I’ve waited for the “idiot” compilation!!

[@rideroll9609]

0:37 JUST SAVAGE... :D :D

[@liamwolf32]

Message "your brother is idiot and you're stupid car is ready"
May: hes never met my brother 😂

[@DesertWolf392]

When you watch these videos. You realize, 40% is them breaking shit, 40% yelling at each other and 20% of actual cars.

[@ralcolfwolfcoon8207]

It's called, making it interesting and fun

[@eamonmcdermott4032]

Terrestrial television is, not so much poorer, as destitute, without these 3 fellas.

[@VerbiGereando]

I never noticed that another catchphrase of Clarkson is "Why are you doing this to me?"

[@joezegers]

I'm so tempted to name a dog "Hammond" so every time he does something my entire house hears HAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOND!

[@SaintPhoenixx]

"Why are you doing this to me?" is my favourite thing to say at the slightest inconvenience.

[@gobhai]

As a child I thought Hammond You Idiot was his proper name😂😂

[@mclarenrob2]

"Hammond you may rejoin the game.... That's the end of the game everybody" 🤣

[@schalkerleiden]

'Crap. Why's it done that?' 😂😂😂😂

[@rabbighfirlii32]

Thank you very much.. 🤍

[@t-sixx9229]

That VW message has me dying lmao

[@TJD0503]

I really appreciate the use of chapters to make it clear which clip is which and where each clip is from
Edit: Not all chapters make it clear where the clip is from but the effort is still appreciated

[@hyphencubed]

"Dis is the fastest car, pawse, it der world!"

[@coolmendotdot2]

0:57 legit sounded like it was reversed.
*'CooC'*

[@ayepmashuri2094]

i thought it was a ytp video

[@bartsewuster3247]

What episode is that?

[@joesaf2872]

@Bart sewuster
0:57 - Top Gear Vietnam Special
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Thanks for your comment & support ❤️👍...

[@MiyaTakamura]

5:21
My fave rant!

[@petew.1418]

Damn....a scene from season 1. (Pre-May)

[@codyC423]

"This is the best car, *Bose* hin thee hworle"

[@jeremyfong5684]

0:01 “Give me strength”

[@applejuice5272]

1:18 "Engine!" 🤣 Just everso slightly fundamental to making a lorry move!

[@williamrogers5367]

That should definitely be implemented into ambulances🤣

[@montanabigbeer650]

New game invented:take a shoot everytime some1 says "you blithering idiot"! hahahahahah

[@northernzeus768]

I just ran over a fish. Should I be worried? -J. May

[@jasonmuscat3945]

You should do god give me strength compilation

[@michaelingwald6338]

Hammond as an EMT shooting the guy out of the ambulance still makes cry laughing!

[@SangTheCryptek]

Seeing the ice racing clip gave me an idea for a good compilation. "Racing driver excuses", for every time either they or guests on the show have given ludicrous and ridiculous excuses for why they lost.

[@GuninGames]

I mean it was abit of a misfire

[@SangTheCryptek]

"So listen, there was a busload of children. Disabled ones. On fire. But its ok I saved them. Anyways it affected my lap. A bit."

[@RobertBrownieJr]

More compilations please

[@walterholder6077]

Ah the ever dangerous falling piano 🎹 😆.

[@Kenthrex]

4:46 A STEP STOOL LMAO

[@keatonburton5636]

My favorite part is Clarkson's voice text to May.

[@eaubert1]

Young Italian Jeremy Clarkson was hilarious!