11:34 The "novel batteries" bit always kills me "Obviously it means she has no idea how these batteries will actually work, other than the fact that they're going to be running on magic and made in the forest by goblins."
Judging by the time of the comments posted, this was suddenly in people's recommendations a year after it was uploaded. Whoever wrote CZcams's algorithms is a genius.
It's only rude if you are pretentious. To everyone else, it's called banter. - I'm not calling you pretentious btw, just that most people who get 'offended' are pretentious fucks.
This is a prime example of British humor. Irony, dark and sarcastic with a huge amount of selfspot. Shame that due to al this political correctness nonsnse, it will soon be something of the past.
12:40 Waw she was uncomfortable after the spitting comment and Hammond immediately jumped into action going over the top to avoid more attention on the awkwardness.
I miss the good old days, being young, watching Top Gear, thinking it would go on forever, just like my youth... But now life comes knocking with a reality check, reminding me I'm turning 36, forced to watch, Grand Tour.
Wendingo Oof! Yes! 🙌🏼😂🙌🏼 I am feeling your sentiment SOHARD right now; I turned 37 yesterday and I’ve been missing these a lot. Sure a shit, time’s stealthy little witch, isn’t it. The fuck 🤨😂🙌🏼😁
@@TheMissKizmet indeed it is. I keep hearing that aging means progress and progress means better... And yet, whenever I re-watch one of the outdated, morally indefensible, politically incorrect, offensive to the gereal public TopGear episodes I often catch myself thinking that the current state of affairs sucks! Despite all the cool, modern technology and science we're still getting fatter, slower, more antisocial, stupider and not only we do nothing about this regression we find ways to embrace it! And The Grand Tour, in my opinion, is the single best proof of my sad, depressing opinion on progress and life in general. TopGear was my coping mechanism, bring back the original cast and stop fucking around, BBC!!!
@@wendingo Alas, contractual obligations and personality clashes have rendered this ambition a mere pipe dream. Next to the slippers and the keys to the Bugatti Veyron.
The guy in the mobility scooter would never have needed to go to court had it not been for the government needing to receive more of their tax money from fines.
this is why I laugh at people who defend the police/government by saying they're doing it to help... had a woman try to explain to me that fining a guy for drifting out of a car meet and being nicked by the unmarked police car hiding in front was okay because he was being unsafe and got within a few metres of hitting someone. she seemed to miss the fact that the police would rather use unmarked cars and make money from people driving unsafely than put marked cars there and actually protect the people. if those people had be hurt by the car the police would've been there and done fuck all because they don't make any money from preventing a crime
@@skywayminicabs6292 If you want shit for brains, look at your comment. All I see are pointless spaces and a lack of any capital letters whatsoever. Plus, you've probably liked your own comment. Oh, and it's 'disabled', not 'dis-abled'. Even Autocorrect could do better than that, which is saying something. Go review your own comments before hating on someone else's intelligence.
In some European countries you can loose your licence when you cycle drunk, even if you don't have a licence you can get a ban or even a time behind the bars.
@@chickenchaser125cc9 yeah I did it in the summer. I was wobbling all the way home. Almost fell too. But managed to get across the road and parked the bike.
It's the same with horses in the USA which I dont understand. You are literally sitting on top of a vehicle that will not let you hit anything and if well trained will get you home while completely unconcious. It's like getting pulled over for being drunk behind the wheel of a self driving car.
Chicken Chaser 125cc people are killed by accidents with cyclists. So if can affect someone else to that level you really should be in full control. It may seem unlikely but it has and does happen
These guys are the realist folks on television. I feel like the producers tried to make them into fake TV show hosts but just got punched in the face in response.
In Finland it would have been easily determined if it's a car on not. Top speed of 25km/h and its ok, 26-45km/h and it's micro car and 46km/h and up it's regular car.
He's currently in trouble because he called Meghan Markle a yacht girl wh*re (which she was since she was a terrible actress and couldn't get gigs elsewhere -- that's why she got her hands on Prince Harry then used the race card to marry him despite being barely 25 percent black). So she played on yachts hired out by people such as Jeffrey Epstein to make money.
ex·cres·cence /ˌikˈskresəns/ noun a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@@callummclachlan4771 I came to the conclusion that he could mean two things. Speed bumps Pot holes Both of which are known to basically everyone. But nope, that idiot had to use a completely unrelated word, that makes literally no sense in context. Him being a politician kinda justifies it though. It's not like you see them very often talking about things they understand.
The reason (old) Top Gear did so well was because it appealed to so many people. Not everybody wants to hear three men drone on about car specs, that's why there were so many female viewers
Boris Johnson speaking Latin? The media never reported on that part of his time as Prime Minister. (I don’t really have any hate towards him. He wasn’t the most efficient PM we’ve had, but at least he was a laugh).
one more question - sorry Does anyone remember which episode it was where they were talking about Blu Tooth in cars? James said something like 'your car's not in the mood it won't connect' - I can't remember but it It was really funny
About that Indian motorcyclist 7:00 ; I covered a 100 km on a Kawasaki ER6N in Germany without touching any controls. Foots on a safety cage, ass in a seat and I'm leaning on a bags and reading kindle book. Pretty confortable
"Peugeot Partner FAP"... It's a thing..... LOL Google-ing it I just found out theres also a "Peugeot Partner Tepee HDi FAP 110 Ranch" Also there's a "Peugeot Partner Premium Fap HDi 110" That's just horrid....
An excrescence is an abnormal growth. So, I suspect that Bozzer basically wanted to remove speed bumps. If I'm right, I'd say that was a great idea, I hate those stupid suspension mashing monstrosities.
excrescence plural noun: excrescences a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality. "the males often have a strange excrescence on the tip of the snout" Similar: growth lump swelling an unattractive or superfluous object or feature. "the building is a sixties excrescence foisted on an otherwise flawless street" Similar: eyesore blot on the landscape monstrosity There you go folks
What is the idea behind small cars aiding with traffic, or rather lessening it? It just means you can fit more idiots who have no idea where they're going on the same congested road at the same time.
In Shenzhen they worked out that if every registered vehicle tried to occupy the city roads at the same time then there would not be enough room for them.
@@ianmontgomery7213 Nah I was being satirical. My point was more in lines of the roads not being able to handle the population regardless of the size of the car. I'm not claiming to have a solution to traffic, cuz I don't think there is a single solution that will fix it all.
@@meusana3681 They way they control the number of cars in Shenzhen is by auctioning of registration plate. As more cars get on the road then the price goes up. It is currently around USD14K.
In Germany we have something similar German logic is when you have to drive your bicycle home from work because the police took your drivers licence because you were drunk while driving on your bicycle
I always think I’ve seen all the Top Gear clips but this year old clip pops up out of nowhere for all of us lol
Same here, and I'm loving it.
@@paddyj7690 what has McDonalds got to do with it?
It’s not a year old lol it’s from 10 years ago
Macktasticslick ohhhh yeah!!!
I wanna know why I've never seen this clip maybe it wasn't released
0:00 James: "oh, good news"
Jeremy: stares at James
James: forgets what he was gonna say
Jeremy: "Super"
The weed is strong with this one
It's the Dacia Sandero
@@eddiegitau1107oh no!
Anyway..
That "hear no evil, see no evil" was so fucking good, Jeremy Clarkson could be on his death bed and still have wit sharp as blade lmfao
their ability to improvise is so mind blowing. these 3 are so insanely talented, will be a sad day when they retire.
FSM FSM I’m pretty sure they have retired
@@genghiskahn9233 they haven't, there's another season of the grand tour coming.
Genghis Kahn they just stopped moderating. They will continue to do road trips
Top Gear isn't improvised, it's scripted.
@@Rezzo64 I know it's generally scripted, but im referring to their little comments and going off topic during the news section.
CZcams’s algorithm is something else...
because Boris Johnson is mentioned in the video and in the tags. And with obvious recent news it'll bring it up
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11:34 The "novel batteries" bit always kills me
"Obviously it means she has no idea how these batteries will actually work, other than the fact that they're going to be running on magic and made in the forest by goblins."
Eh, China's close to a forest anyway
"Instead of hurling abuse at each other, why dont we do the news"
Clarkson, whats the difference in all honesty
I can listen to their banter all day.
Judging by the time of the comments posted, this was suddenly in people's recommendations a year after it was uploaded.
Whoever wrote CZcams's algorithms is a genius.
These clips are older then the road to rome.
It s AI. It wrote itself.
Boris😭😭how little did they know...
yep
watching these 3 talk is more fun than watching new gear
The new Top Gear guys could never recreate this kind of chemistry.😔😔😔
why are you even watching top gear??... The Grand Tour is where the parties at!!
@@krishparikh7675 I agree with you.. I was just watching some of the old classic re-runs.🤗🤗🤗
To be fair, I don't think anyone could recreate this kind of chemistry.
I would watch these 3 just waffling all day
5:23 Damn that's a high note
12:42 that look! She didnt appreciate that
Yeah I noticed that as well lol. It was all meant to be light hearted but she clearly got a bit annoyed over it 😂😂
Given how gross it was, it's no wonder.
It's edited you idiots 😂
This is frankly very calming
I could listen to them all day, for years straight!
I have been since middle school
The Chemistry these three have is nuts they have so much fun together
These three will never be topped
Hammond: “It is not going to be spit.”😂
As the fourth doctor once said, what's the point in being a grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?
Damn they r so rude 😂
But hilarious
That woman was speachless
omar maaita it is not rude
I think the woman flashing the tits was quite pleased at the attention.
It's only rude if you are pretentious. To everyone else, it's called banter. - I'm not calling you pretentious btw, just that most people who get 'offended' are pretentious fucks.
clarkson is a dickhead, and you'd have to like that about him
This is a prime example of British humor. Irony, dark and sarcastic with a huge amount of selfspot. Shame that due to al this political correctness nonsnse, it will soon be something of the past.
Top Gear back in the day will always be amazing 😂
Agreed
These guys were untouchable, nobody else was even close
"I want someone to spit in my mouth" 😂😂😂😂 I'm ded
These Three Nutters should take over a show like This Morning and corrupt it into their own image.
This is the first time YT reccommended us a good video 😂😂 love those old farts 😂
May-Good News.
Clarkson-is it the Dacia Sandero?
May-No.
Classic Top Gear.
In Australia a person can lose their driver’s licence if they are riding a horse drunk
This was probably the best episode of the news ever
I could watch these guys every day
12:40 Waw she was uncomfortable after the spitting comment and Hammond immediately jumped into action going over the top to avoid more attention on the awkwardness.
Good for Hammond. Jeremy was being creepy and inappropriate, and Hammond saved it.
@@michaelramsey82 you're just being a softie. It's british humor
It's an edited reaction
@@Sh23-hv7sn that...actually makes a lot of sense.
I miss the good old days, being young, watching Top Gear, thinking it would go on forever, just like my youth... But now life comes knocking with a reality check, reminding me I'm turning 36, forced to watch, Grand Tour.
Wendingo Oof! Yes! 🙌🏼😂🙌🏼 I am feeling your sentiment SOHARD right now; I turned 37 yesterday and I’ve been missing these a lot. Sure a shit, time’s stealthy little witch, isn’t it. The fuck 🤨😂🙌🏼😁
@@TheMissKizmet indeed it is. I keep hearing that aging means progress and progress means better... And yet, whenever I re-watch one of the outdated, morally indefensible, politically incorrect, offensive to the gereal public TopGear episodes I often catch myself thinking that the current state of affairs sucks! Despite all the cool, modern technology and science we're still getting fatter, slower, more antisocial, stupider and not only we do nothing about this regression we find ways to embrace it! And The Grand Tour, in my opinion, is the single best proof of my sad, depressing opinion on progress and life in general. TopGear was my coping mechanism, bring back the original cast and stop fucking around, BBC!!!
@@wendingo Alas, contractual obligations and personality clashes have rendered this ambition a mere pipe dream. Next to the slippers and the keys to the Bugatti Veyron.
10:30 I think that blob escaped and took refuge in James’s eye.
can’t get past jeremy thinking jesus turned bread into fish 😂😂 think you’ve got your miracles confused there babes
Jasmine Elanor 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂
Or, he used a mixed metaphor... or mixed miraclophor... if you will 😂
18:41 I want to see Jeremys reaction to the new pm
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It appeares to be a chicken stuffed with a fish head.
Even so WHY THE FUCK DOES IT FUCKING EXIST!!!
If I get caught cyclings whilst intoxicated here in Switzerland, my drivers license will be revoked. This country makes no sense.
It’s shocking how they’d be arrested for harassment today
The guy in the mobility scooter would never have needed to go to court had it not been for the government needing to receive more of their tax money from fines.
if he is dis-abled he's living on benifits , so how is that the govt being after tax money from fines ? shit for brains , no taxes on stupid
this is why I laugh at people who defend the police/government by saying they're doing it to help... had a woman try to explain to me that fining a guy for drifting out of a car meet and being nicked by the unmarked police car hiding in front was okay because he was being unsafe and got within a few metres of hitting someone. she seemed to miss the fact that the police would rather use unmarked cars and make money from people driving unsafely than put marked cars there and actually protect the people. if those people had be hurt by the car the police would've been there and done fuck all because they don't make any money from preventing a crime
@@skywayminicabs6292 If you want shit for brains, look at your comment. All I see are pointless spaces and a lack of any capital letters whatsoever. Plus, you've probably liked your own comment.
Oh, and it's 'disabled', not 'dis-abled'. Even Autocorrect could do better than that, which is saying something. Go review your own comments before hating on someone else's intelligence.
You are aware the cost to prosecute someone in court overshadows the money received from fines.
I miss Sunday nights with these guys on the telly… #bettertimes
how to represent regret with cabin lighting?... Hamond you idiot😂😂😂 killed me
In Germany you can lose your driving license for riding a bike drunk, so that you have to ride a bike
Sarcasm at it's best, brilliant! :)
Why doesn’t this have a billion views?
"Can you do will young?" 😂😂😂😂 2:27
In some European countries you can loose your licence when you cycle drunk, even if you don't have a licence you can get a ban or even a time behind the bars.
I actually cycled drunk before in Barcelona... In brought daylight. Now I actually feel relieve for not being apprehended for this heinous crime.
@@chinaman1 I don't think they care in Spain it's too hot
@@chickenchaser125cc9 yeah I did it in the summer. I was wobbling all the way home. Almost fell too. But managed to get across the road and parked the bike.
It's the same with horses in the USA which I dont understand. You are literally sitting on top of a vehicle that will not let you hit anything and if well trained will get you home while completely unconcious. It's like getting pulled over for being drunk behind the wheel of a self driving car.
Chicken Chaser 125cc people are killed by accidents with cyclists. So if can affect someone else to that level you really should be in full control. It may seem unlikely but it has and does happen
These guys are the realist folks on television. I feel like the producers tried to make them into fake TV show hosts but just got punched in the face in response.
I love Jeremy. Imagine today, him saying what he said at 5:55 😂
Its sad how everything just goes to worse over time isnt it?
@@sibiris8474 yea :(
He has a farm show on Amazon which came out 2021
I just realised that if James May winks at me ı wink back. Weird.
Tonight
Richard has a spot
James has a eve problem
And Jeremy lost his voice
Clarkson losing his voice.........now that is good news.
@@brendagilson934New Top Gear fanboy spotted
This is when Top Gear was good and worth watching, now it's crap.
these fellas made a new show on amazon called the grand tour. check it out
That’s because you’re watching the wrong show! If you want more of this, watch the Grand Tour. It;s phenomenal.
The new series has been good
You gotta watch the grand tour
Grand Tour is very scripted but it's fun to watch
Damn and Latvia fallows that rule of drinking and walking :)
In Finland it would have been easily determined if it's a car on not. Top speed of 25km/h and its ok, 26-45km/h and it's micro car and 46km/h and up it's regular car.
What if you had a tank?
Then it's a tank duh
Well you do not need a licence to commandeer a mobility scooter so why they took his licence away is beyond me
watching this in 2023, Jeremy would have been in a lot of trouble :)
He's currently in trouble because he called Meghan Markle a yacht girl wh*re (which she was since she was a terrible actress and couldn't get gigs elsewhere -- that's why she got her hands on Prince Harry then used the race card to marry him despite being barely 25 percent black). So she played on yachts hired out by people such as Jeffrey Epstein to make money.
Did not expect a reference to Lake Tahoe as i watch this by the lake
I agree with clarkson more, the older I get
ex·cres·cence
/ˌikˈskresəns/
noun
a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
ok
Them fancy politician words. Designed to fool people into thinking something means something.
Note: I'm not a book worm. Just googled it. lol
Sounds like Boris was unwittingly talking about James May's eye in the earlier clip.
@@callummclachlan4771 I came to the conclusion that he could mean two things.
Speed bumps
Pot holes
Both of which are known to basically everyone. But nope, that idiot had to use a completely unrelated word, that makes literally no sense in context.
Him being a politician kinda justifies it though. It's not like you see them very often talking about things they understand.
Those half a minute black screens are awesome! Good job!
Frank Van Den Dool 😂😂😂
Top gear has not been about cars for a long time, it's about these guys playing at being grown-up.
Magnus Walker well it isn’t mate, as they stopped being the cast in 2015
The reason (old) Top Gear did so well was because it appealed to so many people. Not everybody wants to hear three men drone on about car specs, that's why there were so many female viewers
You three are idiots. They do very thorough CAR reviews. You just don't WANT to see that part.
@@JYMAHJAMES Your comment is ridiculous.
@@frankvandendool882 u hate the truth
I still laugh 😂
A Gamorrean guard! LOL!
12:43 that bird didnt like that did she 😂
Interview language skills
As the 1,000,00th viewer I still wanna hear about the Dacia sandero
... it's delayed
Oh no~ Anyway...
My sister bought one, it is a reliable and comfortable car at a competitive price.
^ My condolences. It is after all a recycled French ecobox car design 😅 .
Boris Johnson speaking Latin? The media never reported on that part of his time as Prime Minister.
(I don’t really have any hate towards him. He wasn’t the most efficient PM we’ve had, but at least he was a laugh).
We need serious people running countries. Not clowns
Awesome vid!
He wasn't drink driving!
the UK is giving florida a run for its money
What episodes are these on?
excrescences
a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
The woman laughing in the background at 4.32 is very disturbing...
ex·cres·cence (noun)
a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
...though what Boris - with his 10th dimensional thinking - meant by it, we will never know 😂
one more question - sorry
Does anyone remember which episode it was where they were talking about Blu Tooth in cars?
James said something like 'your car's not in the mood it won't connect' - I can't remember but it It was really funny
No I cant remember
And dont be sorry, no one to apologize too... be confident!
About that Indian motorcyclist 7:00 ; I covered a 100 km on a Kawasaki ER6N in Germany without touching any controls. Foots on a safety cage, ass in a seat and I'm leaning on a bags and reading kindle book. Pretty confortable
"Peugeot Partner FAP"... It's a thing..... LOL Google-ing it I just found out theres also a "Peugeot Partner Tepee HDi FAP 110 Ranch" Also there's a "Peugeot Partner Premium Fap HDi 110" That's just horrid....
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19:18 LMFAO
how drivers don't fall asleep in circle
When Jeremy lost his voice i'm sure Hammond was high on the old sniff sniff. He wouldnt shut up or sit still
8:43 Anyways look, this is the Citroen Hitler
Ha ha Jeremy the romans did not use the letter w at 20:09
Great video
That's just reading out the rest of the postcode, the letters.
What do trees and plants need to survive??? Anybody??? 😂😂😂
Very good CZcams.
16:12 Nice patern on the leather jacket . Anyone know the name or even just the firm of it :D ?
1:00 Come to South Africa
And Now Boris Johnson is your Prime Minister...
No no, you can feel save, still we have shittier government in Poland. You can sleep well lol
Not anymore he isn't 😂 .
We've had a wet lettuce since, who's been booted by the runner up nobody wanted nor will ever vote for 😂
An excrescence is an abnormal growth. So, I suspect that Bozzer basically wanted to remove speed bumps. If I'm right, I'd say that was a great idea, I hate those stupid suspension mashing monstrosities.
18:24 BBC Top Gear II VII Woodus Lane, Londonium, near Colchester, WXIIVIITS
excrescence
plural noun: excrescences
a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality.
"the males often have a strange excrescence on the tip of the snout"
Similar:
growth
lump
swelling
an unattractive or superfluous object or feature.
"the building is a sixties excrescence foisted on an otherwise flawless street"
Similar:
eyesore
blot on the landscape
monstrosity
There you go folks
Its ALL about the fine money for them! Nothin else!
Aww, Hammond was till young enough to be hiding zits with makeup.
What is the idea behind small cars aiding with traffic, or rather lessening it? It just means you can fit more idiots who have no idea where they're going on the same congested road at the same time.
In Shenzhen they worked out that if every registered vehicle tried to occupy the city roads at the same time then there would not be enough room for them.
@@ianmontgomery7213 Deregister half the vehicles in China. Problem solved.
@@meusana3681 a lot of them are commercial vehicles which are needed but i do agree that less cars would be one solution even if not a practical one.
@@ianmontgomery7213 Nah I was being satirical. My point was more in lines of the roads not being able to handle the population regardless of the size of the car. I'm not claiming to have a solution to traffic, cuz I don't think there is a single solution that will fix it all.
@@meusana3681 They way they control the number of cars in Shenzhen is by auctioning of registration plate. As more cars get on the road then the price goes up. It is currently around USD14K.
Also here for the random pop-up drom CZcams...
Let's be fair.
She's quite attractive.
In Germany we have something similar
German logic is when you have to drive your bicycle home from work because the police took your drivers licence because you were drunk while driving on your bicycle
Most german thing ever that's brilliant
"Traffic throttling excrescences" aka speed humps.
What’s the climate change ‘novel batteries’ called again?? can’t find her
LMFAO 😂
....stop looking at my eye.
7:46
what's the standing gesture Clarkson makes? anyone know what it's called and meaning?
FAC in the uk its the same thing ass showing the middle finger or so ive read
@@aitismarka5885 ah thank you, looks like he was making the outline of a huge penis
The good old *Reverse Churchill gesture* 😉 .
(his famous Up Yours to the Germans)