Top Gear Funny Compilation # 1 | Best moments of Season 2 part #1

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  • Just a compilation of funny moments from season 2 of top gear...
    Watch and have a good laugh!!
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  • @Blissful_Simp
    @Blissful_Simp Před 5 lety +772

    You can’t, even for a second, say that James wasn’t a brilliant addition to this show!

    • @prof_aw3som014
      @prof_aw3som014 Před 4 lety +38

      No one could’ve worked better

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 Před 4 lety +7

      He was on the old top gear occasionally as well.

    • @crosstian
      @crosstian Před 4 lety

      @@jediknight1294 really? Source?

    • @jediknight1294
      @jediknight1294 Před 4 lety +8

      @@crosstian look on youtube for the 90's stuff, tiff needell era top gear when it was much more a CAR show than the entertainment/celebs and sports cars stuff. there was a blond woman and mike something was the used car market specialist, Vicki and tiff both worked on top gear, hell most of the guys that later became 5th gear did. it died because Tiff was a twat with someones supercar and wrote it off and insurance refused to payout becuse he ignored the owners instructions if I remember rightly.

    • @reeferbeard5140
      @reeferbeard5140 Před 4 lety +1

      Agreed good Sir

  • @umairhumayun5591
    @umairhumayun5591 Před 4 lety +259

    Hammond "IAM a driving god"..
    Karma"hold my beer"

  • @MegaMarcin98
    @MegaMarcin98 Před 5 lety +647

    "You don't need a helmet to drive one"
    "No no my wife drove it"
    "Well there you go"
    Most underrated joke on Top Gear

  • @Peqqy
    @Peqqy Před 5 lety +525

    "He ish my partner and also my lover" XDDD

    • @titaniumslug
      @titaniumslug Před 5 lety +17

      Just incase you didn't know where that came from: czcams.com/video/oSZLGAuJTLQ/video.html (Harry Enfield and chums [Paul Whitehouse doing the speaking])

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu Před 5 lety +3

      paul whitehouse is the man!

    • @ANDREWSAMY562
      @ANDREWSAMY562 Před 5 lety +4

      Alsho*

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 Před 5 lety +4

      If he'd said that about May I'd believe it.

  • @RubberMuffin
    @RubberMuffin Před 6 lety +335

    3:33 when that one homie in the squad who's been roasted finnaly comes back on em

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol Před 6 lety +5

      Alex Carrasco i done the same to my brother and his buddy 2 months ago , nothing to do with cars but their strange behaviors at home

    • @peterholland82
      @peterholland82 Před 4 lety +1

      Huh?

    • @mr.pissshivers
      @mr.pissshivers Před 4 lety +8

      l i m p w r i s t e d *t w a d d l e*

  • @LJ-on4gm
    @LJ-on4gm Před 4 lety +365

    Even though James seems boring, he is actually really funny.

    • @bimmer.jooe34
      @bimmer.jooe34 Před 4 lety +28

      Yes he seems boring,kind and quiet and suddenly he says things that makes you die of laughing 😂😂

    • @tomfisher3779
      @tomfisher3779 Před 4 lety +20

      James is the only one I watch this for. The other two started off aknowledging it was a consumer programme but were eventually written into more flamboyant and pretentious characters (don't get me wrong, it works) but they kept James as James and I love him.

    • @Arcin321
      @Arcin321 Před 3 lety +6

      @@tomfisher3779 yeah the more you watch top gear the more you'll grow into loving James may.

    • @bobbyisland
      @bobbyisland Před 3 lety +9

      The Most Entertainingly Boring Man Ever, James May

    • @paulconnett3654
      @paulconnett3654 Před 3 lety +2

      I love how straight laced he is and than he drops the Classic one liners.

  • @literallyanangrymoose7717

    Hammond: I AM A DRIVING GOD!
    Also Hammond: has the highest amount of crashes and serious injuries out of these three stooges by FAR

  • @willmarsden6921
    @willmarsden6921 Před 4 lety +34

    5:37 the fact he couldnt get into the show room csuse of Clarkson made me laugh more than "you git"

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 Před 4 lety

      Would you let someone who knows Clarkson in your showroom? Didn’t think so

  • @stealth1474
    @stealth1474 Před 4 lety +90

    Richard: I am a driving godd
    Rimac: That doesn't sound right

  • @nemisisomen
    @nemisisomen Před 5 lety +169

    Jeremy copied "I am a driving god" in another season 😂

  • @southendparaquest
    @southendparaquest Před 4 lety +17

    I love it when James roasts the other two!

  • @SnailSlugSlut
    @SnailSlugSlut Před 4 lety +48

    Jezza ‘s Dutch sounds like Sean Connery

    • @jackpoole585
      @jackpoole585 Před 4 lety +2

      He’s also wrong about who discovered New Zealand

    • @edwinbruckner4752
      @edwinbruckner4752 Před 2 lety +1

      It wasn't Captain Cook, he was only the one who made a fuss about it. Same as Australia, if a country had nothing to offer The Dutch pretty much didn't care about it. The Dutch ruled the waves, The Brits only had a bigger Navy, as you would expect with a larger population. The Brits stole everything the Dutch had stolen :P But yeah, 'Brittania rules the waves' sure kid. The Dutch were the Frontier, Brittania followed, pretty much everywhere. 'But be happy with The Falklands, what a claim, spectacular!' Said no one on earth.

  • @bjw4859
    @bjw4859 Před rokem +8

    That Dutch bike thing looks awesome, & as an Australian you'd have to be up your tree to miss the place, it gets you thinking about an alternate history & it doesn't look so bad.

  • @dragking9735
    @dragking9735 Před 4 lety +16

    how to get more power on a V10 engine
    James: put a mahogany crankshaft

  • @chrissss696
    @chrissss696 Před 6 lety +119

    3 Fifth Gear fanboys unliked this video

    • @originalpadoru
      @originalpadoru Před 5 lety +2

      Lol

    • @ThatLaloBoy
      @ThatLaloBoy Před 4 lety +4

      I honestly don't see the appeal of that show. I tried giving it a shot and was bored halfway through iy

  • @iainfelipe5452
    @iainfelipe5452 Před 6 lety +244

    ICYMI:
    Richard: You don't need a helmet to drive it
    Jeremy: Yeah I know, my wife drove it
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @siul98
    @siul98 Před rokem +5

    3:23 always cracks me up

  • @cameronriccio6050
    @cameronriccio6050 Před 4 lety +4

    6:56 “it’s that sense of WOOOOOOOOooooooo
    what’s gonna happen next?”

  • @daveofbillog
    @daveofbillog Před 6 lety +66

    How much would you love to thrash a bowler round a quarry like Richard does at the start. It would make you feel like a king
    Also the xjr is the most old school British gangster looking car of them all

    • @fuzzface8252
      @fuzzface8252 Před 6 lety +2

      www.hemmings.com/blog/2015/01/03/hemmings-find-of-the-day-1966-jaguar-mk10-sedan/
      That is a proper gangster car. In fact the Kray twins drove them, and the Krays were EXTREMELY dangerous gangsters.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray_twins

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Před 3 lety +13

    Hammond: I am a driving God!
    Rimac and Vampire Jetcar: We're about to end this man's whole career.

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 Před 6 lety +7

    I love old Top Gear reruns! Thanks.

  • @boostaddict_
    @boostaddict_ Před 6 lety +65

    that Jag looked like it had a Mazda RX-3 grille.

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol Před 6 lety +1

      BoostAddict looks dreadful

    • @tomlowe8563
      @tomlowe8563 Před 5 lety

      BoostAddict looks nothing like it- hand made in the uk

    • @mwakckouverd6363
      @mwakckouverd6363 Před 5 lety +1

      Looks like the grandmother of a Zenvo St1

  • @tasshuffler8905
    @tasshuffler8905 Před 6 lety +107

    Hey, I'm from Tasmania!
    Shoutouts to the homie Abel

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 5 lety +19

    I want one of those Dutch doobie trikes

  • @lemidnite
    @lemidnite Před 4 lety +31

    James: 8:32
    Elon Musk: 2019 I’m about to better this mans entire world

  • @fredschriks8554
    @fredschriks8554 Před 5 lety +11

    And this is really good fun 😂

  • @ynyable
    @ynyable Před 4 lety +3

    lool that dutch part lmao

  • @janp19
    @janp19 Před 4 lety +3

    7:01 that face always gets me

  • @A_Buster9693
    @A_Buster9693 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "don't put the wood on the car"
    said the James May who then proceeded to do just that numerous times

  • @Rahul-ef2ou
    @Rahul-ef2ou Před 5 lety +19

    I am a dog-walking GOD

  • @gannagandbarrab
    @gannagandbarrab Před 4 lety +41

    1:11 to 1:18
    Proof Australia dosen't exist

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil Před 4 lety +5

    This was the best show ever.

  • @ritchiesiepman5511
    @ritchiesiepman5511 Před 9 měsíci +1

    3:23. It's funny that they tried a Dutch accent, but at the end it sounded more German than Dutch
    (I'm Dutch myself and our accent is very hard to do in english)

  • @takashidoyama9333
    @takashidoyama9333 Před 5 lety +36

    BBC Prime........ little did they know at that time that 15 years later, they will be on Amazon Prime :D

  • @ARCtrooperblueleader
    @ARCtrooperblueleader Před 5 lety +1

    Subbed and liked. xD

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 Před 5 lety +8

    I AM A DRIVING GOD!

  • @betrousaltaweel
    @betrousaltaweel Před 4 lety +9

    1:43 Woody Harrelson in a crop top and a skirt

  • @MS-cm3cm
    @MS-cm3cm Před rokem

    That car at the end made Clarkson look like Noddy!

  • @ghazghkullthraka9714
    @ghazghkullthraka9714 Před 4 lety

    8:48
    Holy crap they’ve built a boat!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @MUFC1933
    @MUFC1933 Před 4 lety +29

    Driving God
    Is this after his accident or before?

  • @Irowned
    @Irowned Před 9 měsíci +1

    Does someone know the name of the song in the background when Jeremy was driving that truck?

  • @shadowblade2149
    @shadowblade2149 Před 4 lety +1

    5:04 Mahogany crankshaft 😂😂😂

  • @PriusAppreciationSociety

    Jeremy: "Perodua Kelisa"
    Woman:
    👁👄👁
    😂😂😂

  • @theblackhawk7907
    @theblackhawk7907 Před 5 lety +6

    I am a driving god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @curtismarks6166
    @curtismarks6166 Před 4 lety

    Great show

  • @simonwillis1529
    @simonwillis1529 Před 4 lety

    This is the top gear 👍

  • @sisterofslaanesh666
    @sisterofslaanesh666 Před 6 lety +6

    i wish there was somewhere i could watch all the old stuff, amazon prime only goes back to season 6, and all the ones on youtube are high pitched or changed for copyright! DAMN IT!!!!

  • @acepilotmonkeygaming9530
    @acepilotmonkeygaming9530 Před 4 lety +4

    He’s right we need to Invent another concord

  • @SSC_Nitro
    @SSC_Nitro Před rokem

    3:33 brutal roasts even lamar couldn't handle

  • @alexanderaquino4289
    @alexanderaquino4289 Před 6 lety +1

    the car with a wood on it was a laugh and so the e-motion

  • @EnterpriseXI
    @EnterpriseXI Před 5 lety +3

    I am so sad that the Carver one trike never went into production I hope one day someone brings it back and it goes into production

  • @philipbunney9445
    @philipbunney9445 Před 4 lety

    Been looking for the moment at 3:30 for ages! Their accents make me chuckle. What car/tricycle is that?

  • @derekgodwin
    @derekgodwin Před 4 lety +2

    6:40 what is this beat from? It's so familiar but I can't come up with it.

    • @derekgodwin
      @derekgodwin Před 4 lety +1

      Pilote - Turtle (Bonobo Mix)
      Took me a second. Knew I recognized it. May not be precisely the mix but for anyone else that this annoys not recognizing, here ya go.

  • @ghazghkullthraka9714
    @ghazghkullthraka9714 Před 4 lety

    9:32
    I’ve died! Top gear have been so funny they have killed me, meaning I am the first person to be murdered by an undersized gorilla in an ill-fitting suit jacket

  • @joonyongshim323
    @joonyongshim323 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow jeremy is young quite surprised

  • @dumitrualexandru1463
    @dumitrualexandru1463 Před 4 lety +2

    anyone know what song plays in the background when clarkson drives that garbage truck ? 6:48

  • @lastfirst5542
    @lastfirst5542 Před 6 lety +6

    9:43 eating the post-mistress ? Uhuh

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol Před 6 lety

      Last First hue hue

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 Před 5 lety

      It's a reference to Hannibal the cannibal having a Jag. Sorry - Jaaaaaaag.

  • @warmbeer6282
    @warmbeer6282 Před 5 lety +3

    Always was a fan of the size of the audience in season 2, then seeing it in season 22.

  • @tattymagoo6943
    @tattymagoo6943 Před 6 lety +8

    What's the name of that motorbike like car please? I can never remember the name

  • @Mainstr3am
    @Mainstr3am Před 3 lety

    6:38 can someone tell me what's the music in it?

  • @juanitamariposa
    @juanitamariposa Před 3 měsíci

    Richard looks like a baaaabyyy

  • @johnny567deere
    @johnny567deere Před 4 lety

    Did the test the little motorcycle/car?

  • @smallbrandproductions6906

    Tasmania is Australia!

  • @beemail6983
    @beemail6983 Před 4 lety

    God I miss you 3

  • @QKvox
    @QKvox Před 3 lety

    I am a driving god!! 4 years later crashes a car that only goes in a straight line😂

  • @edwardlarner6468
    @edwardlarner6468 Před 5 lety +2

    A long shot but does anyone know the song which starts at 6:45?

  • @garrettlimberis9313
    @garrettlimberis9313 Před 2 lety

    Bro Clarkson has told the future Hammond said during his day off thing that he is a dog walking god

  • @michellegoede2258
    @michellegoede2258 Před 5 lety +2

    What is the name of that tricycle thingy?

    • @rhysb402
      @rhysb402 Před 4 lety

      It's made by a company called "Carver" and the model is "One".

  • @A_furry69
    @A_furry69 Před 4 lety

    I am a driving god!
    I am a dog walking god!

  • @a20axf
    @a20axf Před 3 lety +1

    I miss the early seasons of top gear with Jeremy, James and Hammond.

  • @ToyotaChariots
    @ToyotaChariots Před 3 lety +1

    What is that? 1:42-1:46... why the awkwardness

  • @johnbaldock6353
    @johnbaldock6353 Před 4 lety +1

    WOW! How small the audience was. I was on a 5yr waiting list to go and watch them and never got the chance. when they "Left" i asked for my name to be removerd.

  • @dnakatomiuk
    @dnakatomiuk Před 4 lety +1

    Look at the early days hardy no audience but then the studio would full as the series progressed

  • @xxengin
    @xxengin Před 5 lety +1

    it's a rover; sell it before it's over

  • @-Gunnarsson
    @-Gunnarsson Před 4 lety +2

    James look young

  • @502gaming4
    @502gaming4 Před 3 lety +1

    Is that Jeremy's mother @6:35 . Anybody noticed ?

  • @shaneanderson1036
    @shaneanderson1036 Před 4 lety

    Not true Jeremy . Able Tasman did map most of the southern 1/2 of the Australian coast line . He named it NewHolland !

  • @jamesbarker5254
    @jamesbarker5254 Před 4 lety +1

    IKEA Body Kit @ 8:08

  • @abdirahanahmed
    @abdirahanahmed Před rokem

    0:46 three wheeler

  • @bh8671
    @bh8671 Před 4 lety

    So apparently all Dutch people sound like Sean Connery. Hahaha

  • @luciouslisa5586
    @luciouslisa5586 Před 2 lety

    That was simultaneously the worst Abel Tasman impersonation AND the worst Sean Connery impersonation

  • @joemudd2778
    @joemudd2778 Před 3 lety

    Now Electric cars and Hybrids are everywhere

  • @judgebigmansion3492
    @judgebigmansion3492 Před 5 lety +1

    Anyone know what the name of that yellow, three wheeled car is?

  • @shohamsen8986
    @shohamsen8986 Před 2 lety

    I have a friend who described this show as "Three middle aged men having an extended mid life crisis. How else do u explain the need to berate other people on what cars to drive." Its probably true, doesn't mean the show's not funny

  • @constantinelheman
    @constantinelheman Před 10 měsíci

    Ah...early 2000s...

  • @mcmechosoudek
    @mcmechosoudek Před 5 lety +14

    1:38 A guy dressed as a girl.

  • @111mmgg
    @111mmgg Před 5 lety +4

    Clarkson was born old

  • @anomalyp8584
    @anomalyp8584 Před 6 lety +2

    DOG = GOD

    • @nicrobe9443
      @nicrobe9443 Před 5 lety

      Want to go back.. Back to the base.. Or the church, we miss the church..

  • @pfitz9346
    @pfitz9346 Před 5 lety +4

    I think it's a little bit ironic that the guys at Top Gear make fun of motorcycles yet make jokes about how their best ever driving experience was from what is basically a motorcycle doing things only motorcycles can do like get literally sideways.

  • @kuyt20
    @kuyt20 Před 5 lety +1

    10:23
    Poor kid. He forgot the hairstyle was already deemed outdated 6 months earlier.

  • @valdemaralban3688
    @valdemaralban3688 Před 4 lety

    First scene, Genesis, I Can't Dance reference?

  • @cirocciroc
    @cirocciroc Před 4 lety +1

    Or eating the post mistress

  • @alanalilley3037
    @alanalilley3037 Před 4 lety

    Post mistress and Hammond

  • @hugoagogo9435
    @hugoagogo9435 Před 9 měsíci

    James May started out as the boring one. By time there tg days ended I think he was the funniest

  • @DubiousMixer
    @DubiousMixer Před 5 lety +2

    They really need to practise their dutch accent :D The 'G' needs to sound as a saw.

  • @johnsheldon7862
    @johnsheldon7862 Před rokem

    Shame bbc childish won't release series 21 and 22 on uk. Dvd out of spite

  • @xiao002
    @xiao002 Před 6 lety +1

    Da bike looks like a McLaren from da sides

  • @sensascipola5786
    @sensascipola5786 Před 4 lety

    CONdito o SENZAdito?

  • @joshlegg8600
    @joshlegg8600 Před 4 lety

    Any other Tasmanians watching this? 🙂

  • @richardquinn682
    @richardquinn682 Před 5 lety

    I AM A DRIVING GOD!!!!!!!!!! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃