Top Gear Funny Compilation #4 | Best moments of Season 3 part #2

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  • Another compilation of funny moments from season 3 of top gear...
    Watch and have a good laugh!!
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  • @egeerdem8272
    @egeerdem8272 Před 4 lety +446

    5:44 that girl was so cute even clarkson gave up on hating 911

    • @lukerogers151
      @lukerogers151 Před 4 lety +40

      She's probably about 45 now xD

    • @tahanaveed1852
      @tahanaveed1852 Před 3 lety +10

      @@lukerogers151 would still go

    • @Mich_-mu7fz
      @Mich_-mu7fz Před 3 lety +6

      Right now I'm trying to find cute girls in the Top Gear audience.

    • @svenw8439
      @svenw8439 Před 3 lety +7

      “Can whe moveeoo on”

    • @SunnyIntervalsORG
      @SunnyIntervalsORG Před 3 lety +1

      She's very pretty, so why turn up in such an unflattering tracksuit?

  • @donramax4409
    @donramax4409 Před 6 lety +1344

    My new favorite quote “It's a rover, the engine won't turn over.”

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety +5

      Donramax all Rover cars are rubbish 😂

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker Před 5 lety +2

      Yes, but is it a Red Rover?

    • @ravanalevi8315
      @ravanalevi8315 Před 5 lety +27

      No.. best line is " it's been towed so many times it thinks it's a boat" 😂😂😂lol

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker Před 5 lety

      @@ravanalevi8315 My favorite is "It's an adventure on wheels!" ~Jane Lane

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 5 lety +1

      Driven by someone slightly older.

  • @NobodyQuiteLikeMe
    @NobodyQuiteLikeMe Před 6 lety +1002

    Been towed so many times it thinks its a boat. Freaking brilliant.

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety +10

      Apollyon theres a reason why Rovers are gone 😂😂😂😂

    • @donniehooker1817
      @donniehooker1817 Před 4 lety

      Who is that guy?

    • @matty4351
      @matty4351 Před 3 lety

      @@donniehooker1817 Rich Hall

    • @lordhood117
      @lordhood117 Před 3 lety +5

      That’s not a romantic car song! That’s a diss track! 🤣

  • @HeXforever
    @HeXforever Před 4 lety +74

    When clarkson puts the 911 gt3 in sub zero after the woman says "you'd make the second date" one of my all time favs haha

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde Před 6 lety +269

    That Rover song had me dying! XD

  • @charlieholmes4734
    @charlieholmes4734 Před 5 lety +403

    That girl was blushing super hard talking about a date with jeremy she's like you would make the second date boy getting some haha

    • @davidelliott5843
      @davidelliott5843 Před 4 lety +69

      Jeremy's response and sudden about turn was even funnier as even he had not expected it.

    • @danielhone5084
      @danielhone5084 Před 3 lety +9

      She was lowkey saying that it was unfortunate about it having scaffolding in the back 😏😂

  • @ssm240sx
    @ssm240sx Před 5 lety +1324

    it's a rover, yeah
    it's a rover
    it's got a healthy MOT
    it's a rover
    it's driven by an OAP
    it's a rover
    two wheel drive
    guy behind it is barely alive
    it rolled off the production line in 1992
    was a monster of design
    you could hear the pistons throbbing
    then the company had some kind of internal management problem
    they rolled it off the track
    it came out a hatchback
    it's a rover
    the engine wont turn over
    its a rover
    driven by someone slightly older
    its got a single paint coat
    its been towed so many times it thinks its a boat

  • @iLupi
    @iLupi Před 6 lety +451

    5:40 *Instantly Sub Zero* XD oh that was brilliant

    • @avengedsoul6661
      @avengedsoul6661 Před 6 lety +5

      Fuck, she's as toey as a Roman sandle!

    • @MrAnas1987
      @MrAnas1987 Před 6 lety +4

      what does se say at 5:45 and he puts it on sub zero

    • @avengedsoul6661
      @avengedsoul6661 Před 6 lety +29

      MorningGlory She said "you'd make the second date."

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety +10

      Most girls have no standards in choosing cars , they see every sports car is cool when most arent

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 Před 5 lety +5

      Charlotte Dunois
      I am going to show this to my gf and see if she likes that car. She has pretty good taste so if she says it’s uncool you know Jeremy is full of it.

  • @branting2
    @branting2 Před 6 lety +255

    ''And we certainly can't afford to refill it due to the unique way the BBC is funded''
    That's my favorite so far. XD

    • @sorryperson92
      @sorryperson92 Před 6 lety +1

      Johan Branting which episode is that from? I can't seem to find it.

    • @nicolasmartensson7732
      @nicolasmartensson7732 Před 6 lety +3

      Tristin Solorzano - It's season 3, episode 4. It's the episode where they pay a big tribute to Lamborghini.

    • @sorryperson92
      @sorryperson92 Před 6 lety +1

      Nicolas Mårtensson thank you!

    • @nicolasmartensson7732
      @nicolasmartensson7732 Před 6 lety

      Tristin Solorzano - You're welcome!

    • @A.IPicks
      @A.IPicks Před 5 lety

      As I started reading that, it came on 😂

  • @sumairb9978
    @sumairb9978 Před 5 lety +352

    it's a *r o v e r*

  • @cix8836
    @cix8836 Před 4 lety +54

    "How interesting that the girls are wrong and the blokes have got it right"
    Classic Clarkson

    • @Elder74
      @Elder74 Před 4 lety

      Acxia are you the offspring of Mr. Bean?

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 Před rokem +3

      And then one of the girls said he'd make the second date if he explained it to her, his tune definitely changed

  • @minitrundle
    @minitrundle Před 4 lety +23

    "Its got a single paint coat, its been towed so many times it thinks its a boat!" So funny yet so true hahaha

  • @logoffkid3613
    @logoffkid3613 Před 5 lety +25

    My fav quote "Rover... YEAH."

  • @alexpaumen3937
    @alexpaumen3937 Před 4 lety +124

    5:29 She’s a rare woman.

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O Před 4 lety +19

      * 6:43 She's a rare womyn

  • @zzebowa
    @zzebowa Před 6 lety +236

    That MR2 hasnt got exhaust pipes, those are jet turbine engines made from turbo chargers. Its actually pretty neat.

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety +6

      zzebowa hate to be following it

    • @hallquiche
      @hallquiche Před 5 lety +3

      No it isn’t.

    • @budditbuddit1555
      @budditbuddit1555 Před 5 lety +2

      I think most people know that that watch this channel

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker Před 5 lety +2

      The sound of that thing going down the road. It would have to be quite literally a "Screamer."

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ Před 5 lety +1

      No it's really not lmao

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 Před 5 lety +25

    It's been towed so many times it thinks it's a boat
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jussi8247
    @jussi8247 Před 5 lety +70

    "Ferrari owner" looks like Little Britain Daffyd.

    • @DestroyerWill
      @DestroyerWill Před 5 lety +4

      Jussi82 it’s terrible being the only Ferrari owner in the village 😂

  • @MrTomek1112
    @MrTomek1112 Před 5 lety +61

    That rover song is soooo goood omg hahahhaha

  • @mechamax7919
    @mechamax7919 Před 5 lety +28

    "been towed so many times it thinks its a boat" XD *dies laughing*

    • @sevenam9609
      @sevenam9609 Před 5 lety

      Killed me 😂

    • @Mich_-mu7fz
      @Mich_-mu7fz Před 3 lety

      Who was that person TG invited who made the Rover poem?

  • @lloydaxton8965
    @lloydaxton8965 Před 5 lety +26

    6:43 the face you make when a supercharged V8 goes by..

  • @ricardorusso1462
    @ricardorusso1462 Před 5 lety +115

    5:40 How on earth did they manage to find the only girl in the world who thinks that scaffolding in the back of a car is cool?? Had to be on top gear xD

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 4 lety +27

      Well, she's a car girl. She doesn't see the scaffolding, she sees the cornering potential that gives you

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 4 lety +20

      @Mike R. You know car girls exist, right?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 4 lety +16

      @Mike R. The most fame she's going to get from this is a friend or boyfriend watching this episode and saying "Hey, is that you?" No one knows who she is

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 4 lety +14

      @Mike R. She didn't say that, she said she likes the roll cage. She'd probably like it just as much if it was in a track built Honda Civic. You clearly are not a car enthusiast, because then you'd know that car enthusiasts see roll cages, wings, etc, as a visible representation of performance, and I shouldn't need to explain why we like that

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 Před 2 lety +1

      @Mike R. ah the bitter old virgin in CZcams comments strikes again 😂

  • @simonayers8033
    @simonayers8033 Před 5 lety +40

    7:35 Funniest thing I’ve heard today

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill Před 5 lety +14

    I loved these early days of top gear

  • @harrymorris2361
    @harrymorris2361 Před 2 lety +5

    6:50 to put that into comparison the LM200 was £220 to fill up in 2003/4… it’s about £550 in todays money.

  • @squarebodycasewademckenney6190

    5:40 I want that girl.... a true car girl and a hero for us car guys

  • @benmiddleton4365
    @benmiddleton4365 Před 4 lety +6

    To be fair, I think that Clarkson could have quoted random stuff from a physics text book and she would have found it really interesting. Would've been hanging off every word!

  • @luke-4377
    @luke-4377 Před 2 lety +3

    The car at 1:00 actually was jet powered. I built a combustion turbine out of a turbo for my senior project

  • @tomlowe8563
    @tomlowe8563 Před 6 lety +25

    Well if that's not spot on about rovers then I don't know what is!!!!!

  • @MysteriousDrJ
    @MysteriousDrJ Před 4 lety +4

    Can hear Jeremy laughing with the camera man on the lambo 4x4 lap.

  • @floridagolf2010
    @floridagolf2010 Před 6 lety +17

    It’s a rover 😂

  • @kribz4576
    @kribz4576 Před 4 lety +1

    Best years of Top gear

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 Před 5 lety +19

    5:46 I hope I meet a girl like that.

  • @shadowblade2149
    @shadowblade2149 Před 4 lety +9

    Hammond looks 10 years old

  • @Snooopz
    @Snooopz Před 7 měsíci

    3:07 I hate to admit it but it happened to me yesterday driving 5 series and now I'm here listening and it's so right lmao

  • @solarash9299
    @solarash9299 Před 4 lety +2

    08:33 i thought the next line would be "and now i become death, deystroyer of worlds"

  • @thedfighters3355
    @thedfighters3355 Před 4 lety +7

    Why dont you upload anymore, your editing skill and sense of humor is brilliant!

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 Před 3 lety

    The Rover bit was more of a diss track than a love song

  • @yuriiguz8742
    @yuriiguz8742 Před 8 měsíci

    🤣🤣🤣 you guys are best

  • @007batman8
    @007batman8 Před 6 lety +25

    It thinks its a boat omg😂😂 what episode season was that??

  • @somebodysomeone832
    @somebodysomeone832 Před 4 lety +1

    That’s 3 jet engines on that MR2

  • @terrier_productions
    @terrier_productions Před 5 lety

    Well done on 5K

  • @baguette2816
    @baguette2816 Před 4 lety +1

    “Its a rover. Yea”

  • @charliep4680
    @charliep4680 Před 5 lety +2

    The first car is the pre preproduction Bugatti divo

  • @mrhpijl
    @mrhpijl Před 6 lety +1

    Top Gear's best times

  • @orcofnbu
    @orcofnbu Před 5 lety

    rover poem is perfect

  • @danielkerekes9053
    @danielkerekes9053 Před 4 lety

    Rover guy got me

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 Před 3 lety +1

    Jeez, I miss this show.

  • @NocnaGlizda
    @NocnaGlizda Před 6 lety +12

    Poor BMW M3

  • @Account1746
    @Account1746 Před 3 lety

    Jezzas laughing stopped the song early

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker Před 5 lety +2

    I just have to wonder what sort of exhaust manifold you need, to get 9 tailpipes out of a 4 cylinder engine? Even if it were a 16 valve engine (I sincerely doubt it is, but it's admittedly highly modified) why not 8? That would make more sense.

  • @absmiz9899
    @absmiz9899 Před 2 lety +1

    7:40 dude looks like moe syzlak from the simpsons

  • @henryhahn9741
    @henryhahn9741 Před 4 lety +6

    1:12 my gf on Valentine’s Day

  • @ragnaroki9427
    @ragnaroki9427 Před 4 lety

    Its fun that nobody does same vids about new top gear xdd

  • @Motorsheep
    @Motorsheep Před 5 lety +3

    There was most certainly something else going on with that MR2. Does anyone know anything?

  • @leom.8540
    @leom.8540 Před 2 lety

    5:44 I am in love.

  • @steakanemon29
    @steakanemon29 Před 2 měsíci

    2:47 That physically hurt me

  • @marcussusnjara2050
    @marcussusnjara2050 Před 4 lety

    3:07 🤣

  • @052ric4
    @052ric4 Před 3 lety

    Vw passat 78th for reliability.... see more of them knocking about now than i did back then😂 i dont think they know how to stop those PD engines

  • @danteeightsix9069
    @danteeightsix9069 Před 4 lety +1

    I bet the MR2 was owned by the guy who said he had a Ferrari

  • @ronan8834
    @ronan8834 Před 3 lety

    Havin a passat mysel in 2020 and its still goin like new even after mapping and hybrid its still takin it b5.5 reliable as day it was made

  • @ll.lawson5828
    @ll.lawson5828 Před 10 měsíci

    4:57 quint from jaws lol

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 4 lety +2

    4' which is about all Mr beard has that is

  • @sujpuj
    @sujpuj Před 4 lety

    Funny how the bmw m3 csl is cool now! And expensive

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi Před 3 lety

    911 gt3 is one of my faveourite cars! Not the way it looks, id admit its not the best but drives like no other

    • @vannisettineri555
      @vannisettineri555 Před 3 lety

      I think they have a point about having to explain the arro and the scaffolding like the csl

  • @ghaisali5003
    @ghaisali5003 Před 4 lety

    1:12 thats his chimney

  • @klimee4699
    @klimee4699 Před 4 lety +5

    M3 csl uncool lol he was so wrong for the mclaren f1 then csl

  • @TheDrewbomd1
    @TheDrewbomd1 Před 5 lety +2

    7:28 his mouth doesn't look likes it moving move

  • @m1co294
    @m1co294 Před 4 lety

    I got a 1998 Toyota Kijang/Revo SUV
    Its still kicking, but if i walk up to Jeremy Clarkson and tell him that, he'll put it on the uncool section cause it wants to straight up burn us

  • @countryboy689
    @countryboy689 Před 4 lety

    It’s a rover, it’s probably been rolled over

  • @Fritz___
    @Fritz___ Před 4 lety

    What episode has the Subaru Outback in the studio?

  • @unexceptionalcars914
    @unexceptionalcars914 Před 5 lety +3

    You can’t get a 1992 Rover 25

  • @alunchurcher7060
    @alunchurcher7060 Před 5 lety +15

    the bbc is well funded but to much money is creamed off the top by the executives excessive salaries and bonuses. there is also way to many of them.

  • @RonPiggott
    @RonPiggott Před rokem

    I'll top that! Hold my bear!

  • @legorowe
    @legorowe Před 4 lety +1

    7:52 Rover song

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy Před 4 lety

    My parents have owned a 2004 Volkswagen Jetta wagon, a 1986 Volkswagen Golf, and two Volkswagen Passat wagons. They are all very reliable, but not really.

  • @dopefish250
    @dopefish250 Před 4 lety +1

    is that guy who said he had the ferrari at 3:40 james corden?

  • @cheynedarcysfishing6914
    @cheynedarcysfishing6914 Před 4 lety +1

    Each!!!! Look at the price of Bugatti tyres

  • @boilerhousegarage
    @boilerhousegarage Před 4 lety

    How do they not know that MR2 has rocket motors?

  • @Burley_Bert
    @Burley_Bert Před 5 lety +2

    5:45 the women have spoken....

  • @drphil9756
    @drphil9756 Před 4 lety

    In the first clip why does jeremys jacket look like it was stolen from keanu reeves matrix wardrobe

  • @RGARDL
    @RGARDL Před 5 lety +2

    04:41 get a mk1 or a mk2 golf ;)

  • @PHILIPWATSON82
    @PHILIPWATSON82 Před 5 lety +1

    Can we mooooooooooove ooooooonnnnnn

  • @SethiozProject
    @SethiozProject Před 11 měsíci

    i dunno how they can make fun of mercedes not being reliable ... but then again, what would they know? not like they drive old cheap cars and being on budget, they get paid more than average person, so they drive new cars.
    i've had to struggle with older used cars my entire life and i can say that mercedes is one of the most reliable .. unless they're whining about wipers or light switches breaking, i'm talking reliable as it wont leave you on side of the road.
    i'd put ford, bmw and mercedes in top 5 for sure, but mostly older ones, like 80s and 90s models, maybe early 2000s aswell. ones that didn't fully rely on electrics.

  • @jazz7791
    @jazz7791 Před 4 lety +1

    It's a rover.

  • @GoatSimpulator
    @GoatSimpulator Před 4 lety

    5:29 *Wish I knew that girl lol*

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Před 5 lety +3

    What was the car at 6:02 with the huge fuel tank?

  • @BeamBinge
    @BeamBinge Před 3 lety

    0:47 those are jets

  • @thatslowskoda4984
    @thatslowskoda4984 Před 3 lety

    The guy with the beard and the subie should of said no 4 inches doesn’t impress them when he asked if he gets girls 😂😂

  • @aviationandcars1039
    @aviationandcars1039 Před 4 lety

    Yes

  • @weever98
    @weever98 Před 4 lety

    Gearshift aggression stategy

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat Před 3 lety

    0:13 is that a cat statue in the lower right of the screen?,

  • @dickJohnsonpeter
    @dickJohnsonpeter Před 2 lety

    Jeremy Clarkson, the Alpha Romeo fanboy talking shit about an Alpha
    Romeo is proof of the saying that the opposite of love isn't hate but instead indifference.

  • @harry_1439
    @harry_1439 Před 6 lety +2

    FART CAN'S

  • @harrynelson9203
    @harrynelson9203 Před 3 lety

    Look at that for a face 😲

  • @MangosArtClub
    @MangosArtClub Před 6 lety +25

    Lol they were so wrong about the m3 csl, most expensive m3 you can buy today XD

    • @Obi-WanKannabis
      @Obi-WanKannabis Před 6 lety +19

      That's not what the cool wall represents.

    • @MangosArtClub
      @MangosArtClub Před 6 lety +5

      My point is not that it's cool because it's now even more expensive than it was new. I'm saying if it was uncool in the car community, I don't think it would appreciate in value like it has. There's a difference.

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety

      Most expensive M3 is the E30 especially the Evo 2

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju Před 6 lety

      The fact that some losers want to buy an old BMW means it's seriously uncool.

    • @w4397
      @w4397 Před 5 lety

      Sup ra the problem is Jeremy own one of those, one of the M3 csl

  • @bomberex7809
    @bomberex7809 Před 4 lety +1

    Back when the M3 was uncool

  • @ArlenMoulton2
    @ArlenMoulton2 Před 4 lety

    It's a rover

  • @josephSE18
    @josephSE18 Před 3 lety

    lol the unique way the BBC is funded

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 Před 3 lety +1

      I don't get it

    • @josephSE18
      @josephSE18 Před 3 lety

      @@K_ingh16 You have to pay the BBC a yearly licence to watch any tv- including other channels- in the UK, and if you dont pay it, they send bailiffs to your house and bully you.

  • @NovaCaine2489
    @NovaCaine2489 Před 2 lety

    That dude that Jeremy touched bragged about that for fucking months I can tell you that much

  • @rep100Luxio
    @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety

    A Lambo LM002 at a circuit.....pls dont

    • @livirus3826
      @livirus3826 Před 5 lety

      you can drive it on a track in FM7. And a Range Rover. And a Bentayga. And many off-road racing trucks. And a bunch of off-road buggies, like the Ariel Nomad. And Jeeps. And they keep adding more through the DLC packs.

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 5 lety +1

      Forza doesnt have fuel gauges