Top Gear Funny Compilation #5 | Best moments of Season 3 part #3

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  • Another compilation of funny moments from season 3 of top gear...
    Watch and have a good laugh!!
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  • @DyerAutoMotive
    @DyerAutoMotive Před 5 lety +521

    Hilarious that Jeremy did the exact same thing with his Ford GT where he sold it cheap and now it’s worth a fortune

    • @mirzaiscandle
      @mirzaiscandle Před 3 lety +34

      That's why when Jeremy is looking to buy, you sell. When Jeremy sells, you buy

    • @ViceVersace
      @ViceVersace Před 3 lety +6

      I don't believe he cares much like the rest of us.

    • @08C6PaceCar
      @08C6PaceCar Před 10 měsíci

      He’s worth $100m I’m sure he’ll survive

  • @timothyjournigan8212
    @timothyjournigan8212 Před 5 lety +765

    6:06
    "But people-carriers are for people who have given up."
    "....LOOK AT ME!"
    XD XD XD

  • @92KSharp
    @92KSharp Před 5 lety +1003

    As much as Jeremy demised his Ford GT, and eventually sold it. It is now considered a classic and selling for nearly a million. James’s statement of buy when Jeremy is selling has followed through

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 Před 5 lety +45

      I'm currently searching for an Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster or a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder as an investment.

    • @aaronm1246
      @aaronm1246 Před 5 lety +42

      Ford GTs don't sell for a million, but they do sell for several hundred thousand

    • @F80MGod
      @F80MGod Před 4 lety +28

      Ben Ward the roadster is not an investment. The coupe is. The coupe has the classic Gullwing doors, that’s the one that will go up in value

    • @aaronm1246
      @aaronm1246 Před 4 lety +9

      @@F80MGod True, the coupé is a better investment but do you really believe this guy anyway

    • @aaronm1246
      @aaronm1246 Před 4 lety +15

      @Tjhunt 97 He has absolutely no evidence whatsoever, and does uncharted 4 and GTA let's plays with no commentary, so doesn't suggest rich adult looking to invest in supercars, especially when he chooses bad investments showing he is clearly a liar with no research wanting to show off online because he's insecure or something. Doesn't even reply to his replies showing lack of interest which again suggests this isn't real. And his reply is pretty unrelated to the comment showing he is just desperate to show off his non existent cash.

  • @Burley_Bert
    @Burley_Bert Před 5 lety +106

    3:46 That heel click though lmfao.....

  • @RiceCake1512
    @RiceCake1512 Před 6 lety +468

    "Did he fix the engine to the car? Or the car to the engine?"
    Top 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer

  • @michaelrawson6261
    @michaelrawson6261 Před 6 lety +306

    Look at meh!!! Johnny Vegas is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

    • @TheFujac
      @TheFujac Před 4 lety +1

      i thought it was chris moyles

    • @pushinglimits3285
      @pushinglimits3285 Před 4 lety +2

      Really not funny just a fat twat if u ask me.

    • @jackmerriman4445
      @jackmerriman4445 Před 4 lety +3

      @@pushinglimits3285 should watch his stand up

    • @SPACECOWBOY705
      @SPACECOWBOY705 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pushinglimits3285 he sounds like a funny dude to me

  • @PakiFighter
    @PakiFighter Před 4 lety +238

    4:14 - I swear, some of those words sounds like english.

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 Před 4 lety +15

      Im swedish and i can understand him...

    • @lewdyson4744
      @lewdyson4744 Před 4 lety +6

      Skrillah he lives about 20 minutes away from me and I’ve met him, struggle to understand him myself haha

    • @businessmail4929
      @businessmail4929 Před 4 lety

      @@lewdyson4744 he still alive

    • @lewdyson4744
      @lewdyson4744 Před 4 lety

      Business Mail yeah haha

    • @KeithFlint350
      @KeithFlint350 Před 4 lety +1

      who is this homeless man anyway?

  • @mechamax7919
    @mechamax7919 Před 5 lety +64

    the way james may says "get out the way" with that dinky little horn in that noble, just LOL

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety

      Thats why James is my favourite lmao

  • @VINNIEJONES10
    @VINNIEJONES10 Před 5 lety +74

    2:37 get out the way. Creased at that 😂😂😂

  • @siangetz8808
    @siangetz8808 Před 4 lety +33

    3:08 *"bloody nearly fell out of it"* xD

    • @fredschriks8554
      @fredschriks8554 Před 4 lety

      "I swear Hammond... Sometimes..... I don't understand that boy"

  • @Doivid_
    @Doivid_ Před 5 lety +20

    That Johnny Vegas bit was gold.

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 Před 4 lety +13

    230👎??.. It must be people who really don't understand how awesome British humor truly is. LOL
    I honestly miss watching these three torture each other every episode for our own amusement lol.. I thank you so very much Mr. Clarkson, Mr. Hammond and Mr. May for the many seasons of greatness!. 🍻

  • @jaymyers6452
    @jaymyers6452 Před 4 lety +30

    I love how jeremy has featured and talked about the alfa gtv6 on so many occasions. Hes a proper car enthusiast

  • @SPACECOWBOY705
    @SPACECOWBOY705 Před 3 lety +6

    "Oh this is how they ended up back in the sea" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @clipsedrag13
    @clipsedrag13 Před 5 lety +20

    Top gear and especially Jeremy Clarkson hold a special place in my heart. Like I'm fittin to cry

  • @ivantarantsov
    @ivantarantsov Před 6 lety +103

    5:58 I have never laughed so hard

  • @lennymartinronnieshq3536
    @lennymartinronnieshq3536 Před 4 lety +337

    Johnny Vegas looks american and sounds Scottish its confusing me

    • @harveyclarkesmith
      @harveyclarkesmith Před 4 lety +30

      Doesn't sound Scottish at all

    • @TriangleV
      @TriangleV Před 4 lety +4

      I feel so bad for him tho

    • @Ostan-jw2bg
      @Ostan-jw2bg Před 4 lety +2

      “Looks American” yeah as if a human being cannot look exactly like that unless he’s completely American. Sure.

    • @artilleryfire6576
      @artilleryfire6576 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Ostan-jw2bg its a joke

    • @kennorcott7074
      @kennorcott7074 Před 4 lety +1

      @H M to quote jeremy clarkson: "well theyre not small people"

  • @jamie8037
    @jamie8037 Před 3 lety +5

    2:38
    This is why we love James

  • @Sola174
    @Sola174 Před 5 lety +25

    I love how James clicks his heels for the Rover 75!

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 Před 5 lety +2

      It's like a shit version of the SS

    • @davidknowles2491
      @davidknowles2491 Před 4 lety

      @@TheHutchy01 Having owned one, I can say they're actually very good.

  • @peterandersson6786
    @peterandersson6786 Před 4 lety +3

    "LOOK AT ME" 😂😂 SO FUNNY

  • @sojans.r9025
    @sojans.r9025 Před 4 lety +5

    Jeremy buy, You sell. Jeremy sell, You buy !

  • @lekroc
    @lekroc Před 4 lety +15

    0:24 LOOK AT THAT PC

  • @benkanisz4541
    @benkanisz4541 Před 6 lety +128

    Who is the last one funny AF

    • @joecooper3073
      @joecooper3073 Před 6 lety +28

      Koppleur, Johnny Vegas

    • @robbae9307
      @robbae9307 Před 5 lety +1

      I saw him in sainsburys last year 😂

    • @rayhan_2k841
      @rayhan_2k841 Před 5 lety +1

      @@robbae9307 he looks like the pgtips guy

    • @Poud2
      @Poud2 Před 5 lety +16

      Rayhan that’s because he is the pg tips guy

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety

      @@rayhan_2k841 bruh

  • @Jay-cp8rl
    @Jay-cp8rl Před 5 lety +9

    Congratulations Captain slow, you did a power slide

  • @brettgreene1476
    @brettgreene1476 Před rokem

    "Ah show of hands please for the rover 75..." (silence) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jjakes1930
    @jjakes1930 Před 6 lety +67

    2:35 😂

  • @flexvision2000
    @flexvision2000 Před 2 lety +1

    4:15, the British version of Larry the cable guy.

  • @kelvinkemoi2482
    @kelvinkemoi2482 Před 2 lety

    That is a bathroom appliance.... Had me in stitches

  • @oversteer_9339
    @oversteer_9339 Před 3 lety +1

    Nice that Jeremy got a GTV6 again

  • @magmafang7187
    @magmafang7187 Před 5 lety +5

    Is terrifyingly quick to James May, average road speed

  • @nammn7149
    @nammn7149 Před 3 lety +2

    Humans voice doesn’t age though, Richard is strikingly handsome back then

  • @richardzhang9251
    @richardzhang9251 Před 4 lety +2

    He said kitchen appliances I laugh at that

  • @MrTruth111
    @MrTruth111 Před 4 lety

    That's terrific

  • @Abc-ws5vb
    @Abc-ws5vb Před 4 lety

    Where can you watch this season?

  • @f1r3hunt3rz5
    @f1r3hunt3rz5 Před 3 lety +1

    I didn't understand a word of what that cap wearing man said, but I know he's hilarious.

  • @zepic9093
    @zepic9093 Před 3 lety

    What episode is the one with the noble, rover and Morgan in?

  • @TomasUjhelyi
    @TomasUjhelyi Před 4 lety +4

    The red on the Noble and Morgan look absolutely atrocious

  • @carlosnumbertwo
    @carlosnumbertwo Před 10 měsíci

    What was that gray guy saying at the end? Was that a different language?

  • @Qzpgtfdrgg
    @Qzpgtfdrgg Před rokem

    Love Jonny.

  • @assmonkey69
    @assmonkey69 Před rokem

    2:38 "get out the way 🥺"

  • @itsmrlonewolf
    @itsmrlonewolf Před 5 lety +3

    That crock or classic wall would be way more useful to petrol heads than the cool wall! I wish they kept that classic wall going!

  • @Techformative557
    @Techformative557 Před rokem

    Whos the guy in the purple t shirt at the end..he's hilarious

  • @tonytrott8610
    @tonytrott8610 Před 5 lety +2

    the Daihatsu copen is a fantastic car

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 5 lety +4

    0:16 I want one

  • @thatrandomguy4237
    @thatrandomguy4237 Před 6 lety

    Made it 1k like

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien Před 6 lety +27

    BBC prime = Amazon prime

  • @metal4933
    @metal4933 Před 4 lety

    What was James diving

  • @baronvonjo1929
    @baronvonjo1929 Před 2 lety

    That last guy speaking....
    I couldn't understand a word he was saying. He is like on a different wavelength

  • @retroybd2780
    @retroybd2780 Před 4 lety

    The VW Corrado picture is photo shopped.

  • @ArtGarfunkel1941
    @ArtGarfunkel1941 Před rokem

    who is the guy at 6:24 and obviously before that timestamp

  • @georgekurgansky5986
    @georgekurgansky5986 Před 3 lety

    The bloke at the end is an absolute legend!! Who is he?

  • @rep100Luxio
    @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety +41

    Jeremy selling his Ferrari 355 was a big mistake in his life , that car was the last good model after the F40 and Testarossa , while the upcoming models are just boring

    • @superspec4177
      @superspec4177 Před 6 lety +19

      Did you seriously just call the 458 boring?

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety +4

      I never meant that , i mean it just looks boring but the engine is music

    • @benmcgaghran2022
      @benmcgaghran2022 Před 5 lety +24

      ur profile pic is anime. nobody's takin this comment seriously.

    • @flgillespies1
      @flgillespies1 Před 5 lety +1

      Spends more time in the shop pay a lot for tires and a fucking tune up fuck that

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Před 5 lety +1

      My dad once had a F355 and the only issue it had was coolant , thats all :/

  • @ExAnimoPortugal
    @ExAnimoPortugal Před 3 lety

    Well Jeremy bought a classic Jeep and GTV V6, so you guessed it: time to sell.

  • @KhezuKILL
    @KhezuKILL Před 5 lety

    The Paintballplayer in the yellow shirt has taste

  • @thatnicklongo5939
    @thatnicklongo5939 Před 5 lety +1

    For a second i thought the red Noble was a Lamborghini Cala

  • @ramone79
    @ramone79 Před 4 lety +3

    If Jeremy trashed a car for a year i wouldent buy it

  • @robieez2183
    @robieez2183 Před 4 lety

    2:57 xDDDDDD

  • @patricksechowski2134
    @patricksechowski2134 Před 3 lety +1

    I love Johnny vegas

  • @wolfman4lph4
    @wolfman4lph4 Před 6 lety +16

    What model Noble was that?

  • @WaRLoKWYATT
    @WaRLoKWYATT Před 4 lety +3

    The first picture is clearly photoshopped. That is definitely not real.

  • @MaryjaneGinjar
    @MaryjaneGinjar Před 4 lety +2

    Who's the guy at the end?

  • @michelemorrissey6131
    @michelemorrissey6131 Před 4 lety

    Yeah

  • @venidax.24a3
    @venidax.24a3 Před 4 lety

    5:09 Давидыч ?

  • @tony_5156
    @tony_5156 Před 4 lety +1

    2:34
    What car is James driving? Seriously I need to know

  • @TheIndulged1
    @TheIndulged1 Před 4 lety

    That scene of James May moaning about a horn is hilarious, what does he want a fucking fog horn on his supercar?...
    I see what he means it's a bit underwhelming to get a push bike bell but it's not exactly what the car's major selling point is!.

  • @modelreviews3705
    @modelreviews3705 Před 3 lety +2

    Between the ROVER NOBLE AND MORGAN
    I'd have the Morgan sounds better looks old but it's not so yup Morgan
    The rover my grandads car
    Noble...........

  • @reminamdal4676
    @reminamdal4676 Před 5 lety +1

    Who that guy be at 4:15 ? ?

  • @BrianLTU
    @BrianLTU Před 4 lety

    Three wipers? Why the fuck do you need 3 wipers. Only headlight wipers are missing.

  • @THCBRONKO
    @THCBRONKO Před 4 lety

    People carriers are for people who have givin up (LOOKATME

  • @armando_alves
    @armando_alves Před 5 lety +3

    Can they not tell the Corrado was photoshopped?

    • @flez3393
      @flez3393 Před 3 lety

      @Teamgeist well you can clearly see it

    • @flez3393
      @flez3393 Před 3 lety

      @Teamgeist Are you blind or do you have never used photoshop? Resolution doesn't make it easier or harder to identify whether it is photoshop or not. If you look at the engine hood and the motor the lightning does not fit on the motor at all. All in all it isn't even good photoshoped but ok. Love this show but this disappointed me

    • @flez3393
      @flez3393 Před 3 lety

      @Teamgeist yeah, explains why it is that bad and no one realises

  • @samyar6800
    @samyar6800 Před 4 lety +1

    6:30 or 6:31

  • @rep100Luxio
    @rep100Luxio Před 6 lety +15

    *In the Noble*
    James : wat the *presses honk , very little noise from it* listen to that 😅
    *meanwhile in the Margon*
    Jeremy : ...... 😑 *suddenly loss control* ohh my god 😲 *spuns out* i nearly thought i fell over 😥 .....seriously that Hammond , i really dont get that boy 😐

  • @daunteuflay4859
    @daunteuflay4859 Před 4 lety

    4:14 who is this bloke?

  • @Nathan93Baker
    @Nathan93Baker Před 4 lety

    First car looks photoshopped.

  • @HANSOMIR
    @HANSOMIR Před 4 lety

    Was just about to ask who was the fat one - latest comment answers me! 10x

  • @harrynelson9203
    @harrynelson9203 Před 5 lety +1

    Get out the way

  • @HQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQHQ

    Again??? These stupid ads are endless... Dislike.

  • @lexuanthuy318
    @lexuanthuy318 Před 3 lety

    The imaginary triangle molecularly bat because string holoprosencephaly change onto a bumpy decade. easy, noiseless almanac

  • @javiergilvidal1558
    @javiergilvidal1558 Před 6 lety +5

    The segment on cars untimely bought and sold by Clarkson not only is not funny at all, but shows us a nasty, violent person. The ugly way in which he pushes his "friend" May ("get out of the way!") and the ultra-bitter expressions about the 2:00 mark show us a most disagreeable, troubled guy in need of a good beating. He´s clearly an anti-social. He´s got a lot of money, but if he had been less lucky in that respect, he´d most probably end up being a drunken hooligan in the prowl for trouble....

    • @nkdot7320
      @nkdot7320 Před 6 lety +65

      Javier Gil Vidal what the fuck are you on about

    • @javiergilvidal1558
      @javiergilvidal1558 Před 6 lety

      I think I´ve expressed myself clearly, and gave my reasons in a most articulate way. If you don´t agree and have a counter--argument, I´m all ears. Sorry, "what the fuck are you on about?" does not qualify....

    • @samueljones3668
      @samueljones3668 Před 6 lety +24

      Javier Gil Vidal
      You do know its staged with a bit of Ad libs here and there right ?
      You analytical observation is a bit wasted here.
      He's a big clot on TV but a normal clot in person.

    • @javiergilvidal1558
      @javiergilvidal1558 Před 6 lety +3

      I know it´s all staged. But certain expressions and gestures lasting for only a fraction of a second can hardly be staged but by professional actors, and Clarkson is no Lawrence Olivier. May´s outburst with the machete threatening to kill Clarkson in Bolivia as a consequence of Jeremy´s umpteenth bump from behind was obviously staged. But the nasty bits Clarkson shows here come from the bottom of his violent personality

    • @seanmacmusic6478
      @seanmacmusic6478 Před 6 lety +13

      You're a total sap!