Top Gear Funny Compilation #2 | Best moments of Season 2 part #2

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  • Another compilation of funny moments from season 2 of top gear...
    Watch and have a good laugh!!
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  • @liamschannel6294
    @liamschannel6294 Před 5 lety +1864

    Loved being 8 years old watching this on a sunday night before school, the indestructible toyota pickup was one of my favourites👌

    • @dannowell269
      @dannowell269 Před 4 lety +19

      Facts

    • @Abc-yt3el
      @Abc-yt3el Před 4 lety +35

      Havin fish and chips for tea + TG was my sunday night routine as a kid 😎

    • @doggo_4141
      @doggo_4141 Před 4 lety +2

      Yep miss that

    • @liamschannel6294
      @liamschannel6294 Před 4 lety +2

      August J me too mate!

    • @danielleivars3620
      @danielleivars3620 Před 4 lety +7

      I think Top Gear was at its best and most popular state from Season 10 - 22 but haven't watched many episodes before season 4. The Grand Tour is just as enjoyable to watch and I even like new Top Gear with Freddy, Paddy and Chris Harris.
      My favourite top gear episode is the burma special👌

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 Před 4 lety +292

    “Well look, Darling”
    I love how that’s both his name and a sarcastic address

  • @GermanPerfectionist
    @GermanPerfectionist Před 5 lety +1173

    1:48 Gotta love how James blends in with the couch...

  • @sisterofslaanesh666
    @sisterofslaanesh666 Před 6 lety +2226

    "no man names their car." "OLIVER!!!!!!!"

    • @simeontomov3433
      @simeontomov3433 Před 5 lety +6

      Emma Voltaire shut up

    • @Halohunter553
      @Halohunter553 Před 5 lety +36

      Simeon Tomov oh stop being an winny bitch and just deal with it what’s wrong sad he gets more likes then you

    • @rolandlee6898
      @rolandlee6898 Před 5 lety +27

      Oliver the Opel.

    • @TYEGaming
      @TYEGaming Před 5 lety +13

      And no one likes blue hair 🤣🤣

    • @stobbi38
      @stobbi38 Před 5 lety

      My thought haha

  • @shadow404atl
    @shadow404atl Před 6 lety +1543

    13:00, years later, Richard broke this rule calling his Opal Cadet from the Africa special, "Oliver" and had it shipped home for his personal collection and showing up in a later BBC documentary he hosted.

    • @shadow404atl
      @shadow404atl Před 6 lety +62

      And to think of it some more, there was the episode of Top Gear with the big rig trucks that they have "Oliver" behind Hammond's trailer on an incline hill, and he forfeited out of the contest to protect "Oliver" from any accidental damage. Here we are: czcams.com/video/fqYE_3psXJc/video.htmlm28s

    • @kickbuttowskii
      @kickbuttowskii Před 6 lety +45

      shadowlang404 he also named his Toyota "donkey"
      my little donkey

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 Před 6 lety +23

      It was the Botswana special not Africa special

    • @shadow404atl
      @shadow404atl Před 6 lety +4

      Small Moustache Man Ah yes, you are correct, thank you.

    • @ferrohandaruadidarma3667
      @ferrohandaruadidarma3667 Před 6 lety +1

      Karaoke ratu tanpa voal

  • @austinpowers9340
    @austinpowers9340 Před 5 lety +282

    This was the prefect show. A car show where you don’t have to like cars to love it.

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt Před 6 lety +299

    Jeremys impression of the heavy watch is just perfect xD

  • @stobbi38
    @stobbi38 Před 5 lety +78

    James and Richard laughing in the rain has gotta be the most beautiful thing ever.

  • @luisoramas2155
    @luisoramas2155 Před 4 lety +73

    I am amazed at the chemistry they had on camera- no other Top Gear hosts have come close.

  • @FinnishGuy47
    @FinnishGuy47 Před 4 lety +1042

    Fax: *di di di*
    May: "Ooh, a fax!"
    Fax: *di di di* "Dear Mr. May ..."
    May: "Oh, fantastic!"
    Fax: *di di di* "... Your car ..."
    May: "Ooh, my car!"
    Fax: *di di di* "... has been ..."
    May: "... What? Entered for a Reader's Digest drawer?!"
    Fax: *di di di* "... stolen!"

  • @silver8o077
    @silver8o077 Před 5 lety +88

    7:28 ive never seen hammond have such a genuine laugh lmao

  • @icykickflip
    @icykickflip Před 4 lety +59

    7:26 them 2 laughing together is great

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 Před 6 lety +272

    "They've been making the same car for a 12013 years"

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety +2

      Hes so fucking hilariously dumb

  • @carolineedlund4931
    @carolineedlund4931 Před 3 lety +40

    3:51 Clarkson has one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever seen

  • @ProtegeTuype
    @ProtegeTuype Před 6 lety +445

    Best era of Top Gear.

    • @chadhaire1711
      @chadhaire1711 Před 6 lety +2

      best example of the fake scripted bullshit from top gear where all the talk, crashes, and breakdowns are written before they even go on the air..CRAP.

    • @andrewvaillant9941
      @andrewvaillant9941 Před 6 lety +41

      It may be scripted, but they did a damn well good job of making it look natural and unscripted

    • @brynfisher2300
      @brynfisher2300 Před 5 lety +4

      go watch songs of praise, more your sort of thing

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl Před 3 lety +6

      @@chadhaire1711 i don’t care if it was scripted, it looked natural and was brilliantly funny. Unlike what we got on Amazon (which looked fake)

  • @Daniel-lv8ze
    @Daniel-lv8ze Před 5 lety +105

    Amazing how a company like Rover was actually ahead of its time @10:05

    • @SpitfireFortyFour
      @SpitfireFortyFour Před 4 lety +8

      Rover only got a reputation for being old fashioned in the last couple years. Usually they were very forward thinking and produced very advanced and modern cars. Then Leyland happened.

    • @bigwongo213
      @bigwongo213 Před 3 lety +7

      Not really, Subaru had been doing slightly jacked up, and actually 4x4 saloon, estate and hatchbacks for year prior.

  • @michaelkennedy8573
    @michaelkennedy8573 Před 6 lety +437

    "Is it big and black with jewelry all over it?"

    • @gkky_
      @gkky_ Před 6 lety +27

      I'd totally fall for a petrolhead MR2 owner lady like that one.

    • @apexgt4
      @apexgt4 Před 4 lety +3

      GeekyKaze probably had a auto and she only bought it because it was a convertible and didn’t know what a miata was lol

    • @christiaanstaps8336
      @christiaanstaps8336 Před 4 lety +2

      B.A. Baracus?

    • @lanckston
      @lanckston Před 3 lety

      My mother

    • @odgie9915
      @odgie9915 Před 3 lety

      Tbh the name is really good for that car, just works. MR2- Mr-T
      Never heard that before. Who would have thought

  • @notkelvv
    @notkelvv Před 5 lety +56

    "TICK TOCK!
    TIIIIIIIIIIIICK TOOOOOOCK"

  • @SonySMRTLim
    @SonySMRTLim Před 6 lety +709

    Richard named his car.

    • @mrflamewars
      @mrflamewars Před 6 lety +87

      OLIVER!

    • @bicyclist2
      @bicyclist2 Před 6 lety +8

      In the Africa Special. It was the yellow Opel.

    • @bicyclist2
      @bicyclist2 Před 6 lety +20

      Yes. And I was glad to see that he didn't modify or destroy it. But fell in love with it and brought it back to England with him.

    • @sheevone4359
      @sheevone4359 Před 5 lety +2

      That was a lot of episodes later though

    • @mantaholy6845
      @mantaholy6845 Před 5 lety +2

      *OLIVEEEER!!!*

  • @viditjain2653
    @viditjain2653 Před 4 lety +119

    They're all soo young here but they're still immature in Grand Tour. I love it!

    • @vitamins6611
      @vitamins6611 Před 3 lety +2

      dude theyre not young

    • @viditjain2653
      @viditjain2653 Před 3 lety +3

      @@vitamins6611 Richard's prolly 30+, Clarkson and May 40+ compared to know

  • @thegamingnascarpilot2442
    @thegamingnascarpilot2442 Před 6 lety +176

    7:20 was just gold! XD

    • @mattcockcroft3425
      @mattcockcroft3425 Před 4 lety +2

      Squall. A squall is basically a fuck off huge suddenly out of the wild blue piss of nowhere rainy ass storm at sea.
      Hence "fuuuuuuuuuck!" and Mays subsequently having had enough of it, I suspect.

  • @TheBeavadelic
    @TheBeavadelic Před 4 lety +142

    I JUST WANT EGGS! Lmao as an American I can confirm this

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 Před 3 lety

      Sounds like a waste of money.

    • @williamlim5234
      @williamlim5234 Před 2 lety +3

      @@erronblack308If you're a vegan donut then it's a waste of money

  • @gtegarage2546
    @gtegarage2546 Před 6 lety +163

    9:33 the best joke ever. Period.

    • @zioxei
      @zioxei Před 6 lety +6

      ehh british humour, funny only for the brits

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 6 lety +4

      X’DD I cried dude

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 6 lety +3

      I used to have a fax machine lol

    • @Sempfer5
      @Sempfer5 Před 4 lety +3

      The Charles Peugeot at Citroen bit was better. Don't remember the season.

  • @johandeboer9325
    @johandeboer9325 Před 4 lety +14

    Three boys and friends having the time of their life.

  • @NomisIsGozulike
    @NomisIsGozulike Před 6 lety +156

    James Mays laughter at 7:29

    • @trychan959
      @trychan959 Před 6 lety

      Jim Carrey V2

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 Před 5 lety +5

      He sounds like he swallowed a broken squeaky toy 😂😂😂😂

    • @aaronm1246
      @aaronm1246 Před 5 lety

      Sounds like a squeaky sea lion

    • @whovianmusic
      @whovianmusic Před 5 lety +4

      Some say that he was born from a duck, and that his outward appearance is human, but his laugh is all that’s left of a duck. All we know is, he’s not the Stig, he’s James May.

    • @nicolasdunaway9415
      @nicolasdunaway9415 Před 3 lety

      What did he get on his face?

  • @giniyalkaleel172
    @giniyalkaleel172 Před 5 lety +43

    " I'll Show you mine, if you'll show me urs..."

  • @Rampagedd
    @Rampagedd Před 3 lety +9

    The boys. The 3 musketeers. Legends.

  • @dsmsparky
    @dsmsparky Před 6 lety +403

    A carrera GT for only 330,000! I’ll take three!

    • @sheevone4359
      @sheevone4359 Před 5 lety +18

      Jamie think! 330'000 £ was much more at that time than today...

    • @iyzyz
      @iyzyz Před 5 lety +21

      sheev one not as much as what they are selling for today.

    • @Smithy250
      @Smithy250 Před 5 lety +3

      @@sheevone4359 would be about 700k around now

    • @Simon-sv6qe
      @Simon-sv6qe Před 5 lety

      TheStuntdude12 very incorrect my Porsche dealer has one for £415000 with 29000 miles

    • @dylanberkley2240
      @dylanberkley2240 Před 5 lety +13

      Pc Plod That’s a lot of miles for such a type of car

  • @Shydood
    @Shydood Před 5 lety +25

    "I JUST WANT EGGS!"

  • @adelaide7822
    @adelaide7822 Před 4 lety +21

    5:02 it sounds like someone just flushed a toilet

  • @trsf7637
    @trsf7637 Před 3 lety +14

    Whenever I feel like my life is pathetic these guys make me laugh 😂

  • @qg1235
    @qg1235 Před 4 lety +10

    Best show of all time, especially during this era, the 2000's. I miss it...

  • @free_spirit1
    @free_spirit1 Před 4 lety +13

    Clarkson complaining about Porsche being inconsistent with the Turbo name is even funnier now with the Taycan Turbo

  • @Secret01Legend
    @Secret01Legend Před 5 lety +13

    7:29 that laugh 😂

  • @count69
    @count69 Před 4 lety +13

    "What's the name of your car?"
    "Miles"
    Of course

  • @reganmahoney8264
    @reganmahoney8264 Před 4 lety +3

    Love seeing these old clips!

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Před 4 lety +20

    The only two times I would ever name a car, is if I had an Impala or a Hearse: I would name them Vlad and William, respectively.

  • @Lawrence-_-
    @Lawrence-_- Před 6 lety +79

    James mays laugh sounds like someone dubbed a goose sound over it

  • @alpkankumlu5831
    @alpkankumlu5831 Před rokem +4

    0:43 I can watch this all day

  • @Jay-cp8rl
    @Jay-cp8rl Před 5 lety +13

    Jeremy said, "If we analyze that,..." "So its a car"

  • @fatidiot8211
    @fatidiot8211 Před 4 lety +3

    The opening clip is one of my favorites ever lmao

  • @saltpeter500
    @saltpeter500 Před 2 lety +5

    The Streetwise crossover was apparently years ahead of its time.

  • @fallacyfallacy1634
    @fallacyfallacy1634 Před rokem +2

    2:55 St. Anger Frantic best vocals wow

  • @silverscreenreviews8521
    @silverscreenreviews8521 Před 5 lety +14

    Now look darling.. 😂

  • @harveyatkinson9511
    @harveyatkinson9511 Před 5 lety +30

    Jeremy dishing out the L before it was a thing.

    • @vitamins6611
      @vitamins6611 Před 3 lety

      some say thats where it came from
      maybe it did actually

    • @harveyatkinson9511
      @harveyatkinson9511 Před 3 lety +3

      @@vitamins6611 some say he invented the L, all we know is, HE'S CALLED THE CLARKSON

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety +2

      "The clarkson" sounds horrible but theres nothing else to put in

  • @Wonka0998
    @Wonka0998 Před 4 lety +3

    7:28 WTF was that man I cracked with that sound 😂

  • @FreshcakesWaffle
    @FreshcakesWaffle Před 3 lety +8

    Top gear is never gonna be better without these guys

  • @Tobiwanz
    @Tobiwanz Před 4 lety +6

    Back when 1:27 was a fast time. xD

  • @rolandlee6898
    @rolandlee6898 Před 5 lety +6

    May ripping into the steam bicycle bloke, brilliant...

  • @LR_84
    @LR_84 Před 6 lety +233

    TIIIIIIIIKKK TOOOOKKKKK TIKKKTOKKK

  • @daunteuflay4859
    @daunteuflay4859 Před 3 lety +1

    4:59
    "Oh dear" says it all

  • @samlawts1193
    @samlawts1193 Před 3 lety +4

    It’s funny that Rover were 20 years too early with that design. It’s a super popular choice of car now.

  • @DJHazzaBeats
    @DJHazzaBeats Před 5 lety

    This is funny and brilliant.

  • @akhashdhillon2159
    @akhashdhillon2159 Před 6 lety +6

    oh the memories

  • @elnyoutube123
    @elnyoutube123 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm going to refer to all MR2 drivers now as Graham Norton

  • @alexlopez5800
    @alexlopez5800 Před 4 lety +3

    I will always laugh Just always funny 😂

  • @diegoo6736
    @diegoo6736 Před 4 lety +12

    0:41 Jeremy predict the take the L dance

  • @emgarage9534
    @emgarage9534 Před 5 lety +2

    The loser clip in the beginning is always my favorite

  • @dailylifevs.exotic1338
    @dailylifevs.exotic1338 Před 4 lety +8

    0:02 We'll I'll show u mine, if u show me urs 🤣

  • @jamescooper5677
    @jamescooper5677 Před 4 lety +2

    It’ll probably go TIK TOK, TIIIIIIK TOK and be very heavy. 😂

  • @Harv72b
    @Harv72b Před 5 lety +7

    Oh lord, Jaguar's finally gone and put a diesel into their cars. Next thing you know some yobbo'll be taking it 'round the Nurburgring.

  • @flagsdefenders3884
    @flagsdefenders3884 Před 4 lety

    What a crazy trio best programme made 👏👏👏👏👍

  • @gingervikingjesus2351
    @gingervikingjesus2351 Před 3 lety

    I love these guys!!

  • @Vanilla_Wolfy
    @Vanilla_Wolfy Před 3 lety +2

    Jc: "The turbo is a turbo obviously"
    Porsche Taycan: hold my beer

  • @MrHaydnSir
    @MrHaydnSir Před 4 lety +2

    10:00 i mean - you gotta admire their marketing 😂😂

  • @mattcockcroft3425
    @mattcockcroft3425 Před 4 lety +1

    Hammond and May in the rain is the best, haha. "FUUUUUUUUCK"

  • @aaronflynndevereux1832
    @aaronflynndevereux1832 Před 3 lety +3

    10:00 those kinds of cars are everywhere now

  • @aawarplay9459
    @aawarplay9459 Před 3 lety +1

    Love funny moments

  • @SPACECOWBOY705
    @SPACECOWBOY705 Před 3 lety +1

    I love when Richard says: Brake Horse Paah

  • @KoopaXross
    @KoopaXross Před 6 lety +184

    *Naturally aspirated

    • @benphone7430
      @benphone7430 Před 6 lety +15

      KoopaXross normally, he used correct English given the context Jeremy gave. Learn more English.

    • @chadhaire1711
      @chadhaire1711 Před 6 lety

      A car show that is "naturally aspirated' is not scripted, with all the jokes, crashes, and break downs being planned in advance--and Top Gear fails on all counts.....GARBAGE for idiots...

    • @TheBoldImperator
      @TheBoldImperator Před 6 lety +17

      World politics is scripted but you still tune into it.

    • @chadhaire1711
      @chadhaire1711 Před 6 lety +2

      BOLDBOY: you are 99% right about politics but there is NOTHING scripted about Donald Trump......the only one with any sense....

    • @samfcch7898
      @samfcch7898 Před 6 lety +2

      You can say either, both quite correct.

  • @abelardions7600
    @abelardions7600 Před 4 lety +2

    1:52 I understand completely the 911 range. In fact, I think that the GT2 (at that time, of course) is a mix between the Turbo and the GT3

  • @hardwirecars
    @hardwirecars Před 6 lety +8

    i had an old car that started its life being called black betty after the ram jam song but as it got on in years it became the land yaht. smooth ride but massive. 73 caprice classic.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 Před 5 lety

      I have a Toyota pickup that I call Black Betty, because it's black. I have called it Black Beauty, but it's not beautiful any more.

  • @T13HS
    @T13HS Před 3 lety +2

    It’s funny how wrong they were about diesel Jags. That V6 engine that went in the XJ was sublime

  • @sl077766
    @sl077766 Před 4 lety

    How prophetic about the racket the ford diesel in a Jag made; whereas the V6 :D

  • @mrpixiledd2489
    @mrpixiledd2489 Před 3 lety

    Lmao, i named my old toyota Corolla captain crunch because man did the front of the car crunch in that accident. Handy little thing

  • @Wilkinson-jh2pv
    @Wilkinson-jh2pv Před 4 lety +11

    Hey my grandad had his lawnmower stolen and never recalled getting an email from NASA 9:23

  • @marywilde7378
    @marywilde7378 Před rokem

    I have a lot of fun listening to you. Merry Christmas.

  • @keeganforde2012
    @keeganforde2012 Před 4 lety +8

    3:14 I don't want to go to sleep and find out the next morning my Fiesta has turned into a Reliant Robin, or I'm working for EA Sports and I'm married to Jacques Villeneuve I don't want it to change everything.

  • @DDougz
    @DDougz Před rokem

    That lady with the MR2 toyata ❤️

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 4 lety +3

    The most confusing part of the 911 range was that one with the planes

  • @bamboozledbob3298
    @bamboozledbob3298 Před 4 lety +1

    1:35 heh. About that... the new one is electric

  • @reconjohn
    @reconjohn Před 4 lety +9

    I JUST WANT EGGS!

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker63 Před 4 lety +4

    We all laughed at the Rover Streetwise and said it was totally pointless at the time, but just look at what types of car people are buying today!!

  • @Team_Nico_Motorsport
    @Team_Nico_Motorsport Před 5 lety +8

    TIIIIK TOOOOK TIIIIIIIK TOOOOK

  • @Kiinell
    @Kiinell Před 4 lety +4

    "Put the roof up, people will think we're a couple of screaming...." Hahaha. Couldn't get away with that nowadays.

  • @bioLarzen
    @bioLarzen Před 2 lety +2

    At the end bit: there Richard Hammond sat peacefully, never thinking in a couple of years he'd have a car he'd call Oliver ;)

  • @jacksonbarinowski3966
    @jacksonbarinowski3966 Před 4 lety +3

    7:29
    May sounds like a duck 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alex_McCarthy006
    @Alex_McCarthy006 Před 3 lety

    YOU LOOOOST 😂😂

  • @philiprossiter3043
    @philiprossiter3043 Před 4 lety

    This has to be funny thing ever

  • @TheUKNutter
    @TheUKNutter Před 5 lety +4

    One of the cars my dad owned ended up on an episode Jeremy Clarkson hosted. The one before top gear.

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ Před 5 lety +3

      "one of the cars" there's literally hundreds of them been on the show..

  • @yesdudetv5105
    @yesdudetv5105 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Watched it at 5 years old , still watching at 25 years old ,boy o boy😂

  • @dbprodigy5955
    @dbprodigy5955 Před 9 měsíci

    When he was talking about taxing people for driving at prime hours…… time is here now hahahaha

  • @cyclingnut2122
    @cyclingnut2122 Před 6 lety +1

    That blonde bird at the end !!! Wow !!!!

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Před 5 lety

      She likes 'em big & black & covered in jewelry

  • @crzypyromaniac6406
    @crzypyromaniac6406 Před 6 lety

    OnRoader mind blowing!

  • @tomspk636
    @tomspk636 Před 5 lety

    Top Gear je proste Top!

  • @Oktheorignal
    @Oktheorignal Před 4 lety +1

    Top gear: And here's the Porsche Carrera GT.
    Paul Walker: SOLD!

  • @AshyGr33n
    @AshyGr33n Před 6 lety +8

    Proof that when Jeremy Clarkson is not being a funny asshole sometimes he can be genuinely funny :D

  • @numeriusmaximus3314
    @numeriusmaximus3314 Před 4 lety +2

    I own a Nissan 350Z and 02:54 cracked me up!

  • @Williecisme
    @Williecisme Před 6 lety +5

    Lol, love the comments on diesel since now no diesel in the UK.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter Před 5 lety

      fukthegoog I’m sure you mean a Lorry.

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 Před 4 lety +5

    $330k for a Porsche GT was a bargain back then.