Top Gear Funny Footage Compilation - Part 2

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  • @samarium1934
    @samarium1934 Před 5 lety +448

    May was high as shit when Jeremy and Richard were talking about cows

  • @IdleByte
    @IdleByte Před 2 lety +347

    "Little Richard, Big Car" so much more potential

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 Před 2 lety +472

    The idea of a 75-year-old James appearing on your doorstep asking to take your 14-year-old on a date is a bit disconcerting to say the least

    • @aaroncable340
      @aaroncable340 Před 2 lety +60

      Tho atleast you'd know she's safe and nothing would happen in a bed room and she'd be in by a sensible time because she'd be bored about an old motorbike or how it's engine works I wouldn't but I imagine a girl not into bikes or cars probably would be

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 Před rokem +40

      slightly, but realistically she'd probably come home raving about toy trains and lego mansions.

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 Před rokem +15

      @@geoffrey6000 And she'd have probably been fed better than even at her own house :D

    • @DavidVoxDem
      @DavidVoxDem Před rokem

      F*ck the kid I'm getting on that bike

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O Před rokem +12

      Id imagine it would be a bit like going to micheal jacksons estate but less creepy and more informational

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 Před 2 lety +265

    I think what James meant with the eggs: no more cows- no more milk - no more milkmen - no more eggs

  • @dcard228
    @dcard228 Před 2 lety +40

    "Have you been on the internet again?"
    "Yes, I have!"
    Me: oh no

  • @Choober65
    @Choober65 Před 2 lety +76

    Sabine rocked. RIP Sabine

    • @RTek1986
      @RTek1986 Před rokem

      Wait, what?

    • @TrevorMoses312
      @TrevorMoses312 Před rokem +3

      @@RTek1986 She passed away unfortunately 😥

    • @doru10922
      @doru10922 Před 4 měsíci +1

      RIP...

    • @jared31174
      @jared31174 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm shocked, I'm only finding this out now...man that sucks... RIP

  • @aimanazrie8944
    @aimanazrie8944 Před 5 lety +287

    "Can anyone think of anything in this world which is better hard than soft?"
    I think we all are thinking that same thing before the guy shouted the answer.

    • @saxgarcon6867
      @saxgarcon6867 Před 5 lety +16

      Controversial, but Jaffa cakes.

    • @ferrari2k
      @ferrari2k Před 5 lety +7

      @@saxgarcon6867 Just no ;)

    • @sinamf5890
      @sinamf5890 Před 2 lety +16

      well, hard crust on pizza is better than a soft jolly one for me

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark Před 2 lety +8

      Teeth!

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook Před 2 lety +2

      @@sinamf5890 Not disagreeing with you, even though I do prefer soft crust on a pizza myself. But that's more a preference thing really. Neither is better than the other.

  • @suhassubbanna
    @suhassubbanna Před 5 lety +150

    Now its to time put a star in our reasonably priced “cow”.....😂😂

  • @dinnyspuds1245
    @dinnyspuds1245 Před 2 lety +48

    10:40 well now we know where jeremy got the idea for his farm

  • @RealSteel259
    @RealSteel259 Před 5 lety +28

    4:46 No Richard, he's a convict

  • @jackwilko1497
    @jackwilko1497 Před 2 lety +11

    “Ice” ahahahah brilliant

  • @moldyskittle
    @moldyskittle Před 2 lety +14

    He smiles like Jimmy from Southpark when he says "Sublime" LOL

  • @AlluSRJ
    @AlluSRJ Před 2 lety +27

    4:14 "bruh Nigel Mansell could you wear dress"😂

  • @juanitamariposa
    @juanitamariposa Před 5 měsíci +11

    2:24 after many years of watching TG i just realised they never made fun of the short form of his name

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Před 4 dny

      Having a small Rich in the group just doesn’t have the same ring to it

  • @dimr1088
    @dimr1088 Před 2 lety +90

    I miss this trio.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před 2 lety +7

      go to amazon then

    • @dimr1088
      @dimr1088 Před 2 lety +21

      @@renz1013 well its only specials now, and it seems that grand tour is wrapping up too. Plus they are old now.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před 2 lety

      @@dimr1088 yes

    • @BathtubBass
      @BathtubBass Před 2 lety +16

      Age doesn't matter, the act exactly the same now as they did 15 years ago.
      Let's admit, it's not this trio you miss, it's your childhood you miss.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před 2 lety +4

      @@BathtubBass finally a good statement that even I cant come up with on the spot

  • @gss6531
    @gss6531 Před 2 lety +118

    I wish we could some how see what Jeremy found on the internet

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 Před rokem +7

      i don't think you want to know what he found on the internet....

    • @gss6531
      @gss6531 Před rokem +3

      @@geoffrey6000 I really do!

    • @5tyxz
      @5tyxz Před rokem +8

      @@gss6531 'tail pipe man'. you have been warned.

    • @gss6531
      @gss6531 Před rokem +1

      @@5tyxz Ok should have gone with your warning, I won't be deleting that mental imagine that any time soon lmao

    • @reverseengineeredbot3387
      @reverseengineeredbot3387 Před rokem

      @@5tyxz oh god

  • @709mash
    @709mash Před 4 lety +53

    That charger is nice though. The green IS one of the MOPAR classic colours.

  • @MultiTopgearfan
    @MultiTopgearfan Před 5 lety +74

    Anything in this world that is better hard than soft? I'd say concrete

    • @limeddasch382
      @limeddasch382 Před 5 lety +3

      Alan Teh Anything in this world, that is better hard than soft?
      Well, everything that isn‘t supposed to be soft.
      Another question I have; How hard can it be?

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman Před 2 lety +1

      Steel, a sword, a hammer, an axe, a knife ,a fork, a spoon, a can, a pot, a door, a bottle and the list just goes on.

  • @majikjohnston111
    @majikjohnston111 Před 5 lety +26

    *Big car small Richard*

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou Před 2 lety +85

    9:39 James’ absolutely confused stare is what makes it for me.

  • @Jace888
    @Jace888 Před 2 lety +26

    Funny how some of their topics stands time years after they are no longer doing this kind of segment anymore.

  • @nomojo1110
    @nomojo1110 Před 2 lety +52

    Jeremy made a good point re: sexualising women racing drivers. He also glossed over the fact many of them agreed to get their kit off for a photo op.

  • @OnkarPankanti_jr
    @OnkarPankanti_jr Před 2 lety +5

    Eggs come from milkman 💀💀💀

  • @DatGamingLxwd
    @DatGamingLxwd Před 2 lety +8

    Top Steer 😭😭😭

  • @KoshN
    @KoshN Před 2 lety +5

    Ice? That's thinking outside the box. 😉

  • @barnet9044
    @barnet9044 Před 2 lety +6

    5 miles to the gallon, in todays fuel cost that would cost more than a small house

  • @joshgalka9414
    @joshgalka9414 Před 4 lety +2

    Awesome!

  • @darincurrington838
    @darincurrington838 Před 5 lety +11

    Jeremy wants to see Nigel Mansell is a small dress...

  • @rowanshole
    @rowanshole Před 2 lety +4

    Should have got the E49 VH Valiant Charger.

  • @matismf
    @matismf Před 2 lety +7

    Ms. Patrick was a female racing driver. Of course, she only got the job because she was willing to "shake 'em" when she was told!

  • @DivaNove
    @DivaNove Před 2 lety +3

    Have you watched top gear unauthorised? It focuses on the period between 1988 ad 2015. Its on youtube

  • @englishmaninfrance661
    @englishmaninfrance661 Před 2 lety +2

    "Ice " yup :)

  • @juanitamariposa
    @juanitamariposa Před 5 měsíci

    5:05 Richard's jacket oh my god😂😂😂

  • @shackelletelfer2134
    @shackelletelfer2134 Před 2 lety +4

    Tonight on top steer

  • @pandamanjoe9664
    @pandamanjoe9664 Před 2 lety +3

    What episode was hammonds charger in

  • @adamknight2630
    @adamknight2630 Před 2 lety

    0:15 hey look thats where i live lol

  • @areteees
    @areteees Před 7 měsíci

    12:38 "ice" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesvandemark2086
    @jamesvandemark2086 Před 2 lety +1

    Is James May rocking a Speed Triple?

  • @jordanreed7570
    @jordanreed7570 Před 5 lety +23

    How does Jeremy clarkson know about power rangers

  • @firedrake7663
    @firedrake7663 Před 2 lety +1

    “Awards for people that organise awards”

  • @inwoner7190
    @inwoner7190 Před 2 lety +3

    OK, learned 1 thing : cows dont have eggs.

  • @Gooddoge21
    @Gooddoge21 Před 5 měsíci

    Top steer 😂😂

  • @RonPiggott
    @RonPiggott Před 2 lety +1

    Top Steer

  • @MinutemanOutdoors
    @MinutemanOutdoors Před 5 měsíci

    I would gladly have a german panel of seating experts to my house for christmas. I have many interesting chairs.

  • @matt_cummins28
    @matt_cummins28 Před 2 lety

    They should have bought shares in Shell, eh?

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 Před 2 lety +1

    Eggs come from milk man

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 Před 2 lety

    “Eminent scientists

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 Před 2 lety

    Awards for people who gave awards

  • @brianouwersloot
    @brianouwersloot Před 2 lety +4

    round about 7:47 they talk about motorbike sounds well search on the internet the Honda CBX1000 6 cylinder motorbike

  • @VojtechMach
    @VojtechMach Před 9 dny

    Explain the ice joke pls

  • @PJOZeus
    @PJOZeus Před 7 měsíci +1

    God I'm so dissapointed there's not a leaked behind the scenes showing of those hidden images Jeremy actually shows at all
    Like for actual TV sure, but we're adults, the reboot of the show has literally been out 21 years, even in America that's now age of Majority - should have let those who wanted to see, see

  • @FusingSeven479
    @FusingSeven479 Před 6 měsíci

    Why isn't the name of your channel CarcasmTV? I’m so mad right now

  • @bubba122682
    @bubba122682 Před 7 měsíci

    Is that a 54 or 64

  • @michaelpetras1613
    @michaelpetras1613 Před 2 lety

    Scan color

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 Před 4 měsíci

    0:46

  • @kikufutaba1194
    @kikufutaba1194 Před 5 lety +1

    ラブリチャーズカー

  • @emilypeck6929
    @emilypeck6929 Před 4 měsíci

    The section about the colours was interesting because I would've thought by now in 2024, you could have your car in ANY colour... It's kinda sad, really

  • @alvaroelmoreno32
    @alvaroelmoreno32 Před 5 lety +9

    Hello

  • @aaroncable340
    @aaroncable340 Před 2 lety

    Tho that's funny if James had his panda Jeremy with a gt and richard with his dodge challenger I mean big American cars with a healthy appetite and a small Italian fiat panda with a hamster running on a wheel taking a nibble at the fuel every once in a while we'll compared to the American cars it's like a prius not that it's that bad or uneconomical in the first place

  • @williamconnell6541
    @williamconnell6541 Před 2 lety +1

    So True, todays car colours are so Fuckin BORING!! which ever car company introduces bright colours on their vehicles will make a killing!

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden Před 5 lety +6

    His charger is vulgar.

  • @lochlanmcneill9193
    @lochlanmcneill9193 Před 5 lety +1

    Your mum