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  • čas přidán 8. 01. 2009
  • May, Hammond and Clarkson attempt to build a Renault Espace Convertible capable of driving at high speed, through safari parks, and - most challenging of all - a carwash. Expect fires and destruction throughout!
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  • @quinnpatterson335
    @quinnpatterson335 Před 4 lety +16027

    “It cost the owner about a million pounds”
    One top gear later:
    “It’s on fire”

    • @coffee_enjoyer_
      @coffee_enjoyer_ Před 4 lety +848

      "How big is our budget?"
      "Yes"

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 Před 4 lety +392

      I thought you were talking about the convertible and I was genuinely confused on how that garbage could cost around 1m lol

    • @erikredacted956
      @erikredacted956 Před 4 lety +216

      I hope they payed them back.
      (They had to I think.)

    • @gabrielgiovanetti5497
      @gabrielgiovanetti5497 Před 4 lety +116

      Just run 😂😂😂

    • @fluG4M3
      @fluG4M3 Před 4 lety +206

      Lol I was wondering why they had the figure on a car wash and the man who owed it. Then they set fire to it and it all made sense.

  • @marksmithwas12
    @marksmithwas12 Před 8 lety +13896

    Noo! They cut out my favourite quote where Jeremy says "The thing is, we've managed to set fire to something that's basically made of water!"

    • @judelevi6283
      @judelevi6283 Před 7 lety +57

      Such a shame

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord Před 6 lety +243

      A fire in a seaparks?

    • @liamgbooth
      @liamgbooth Před 6 lety +79

      Marksmithwas12 One of the greatest lines of the "old new" top gear.

    • @LoogiTheDino
      @LoogiTheDino Před 6 lety +67

      How have you got a verified tick with 4k subs?

    • @Veeooom
      @Veeooom Před 6 lety +31

      Luigi2012SM64 Probably because his channel is 10 years old

  • @heralddinkldorf2608
    @heralddinkldorf2608 Před 3 lety +11523

    Remember when literally the funniest people ever were replaced by the human equivalent of sliced bread

    • @BluRay_4
      @BluRay_4 Před 3 lety +240

      LMAO

    • @lilo5437
      @lilo5437 Před 3 lety +61

      Bahahaha

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip Před 3 lety +137

      At least sliced bread is tasty, would you put any of those guys' body parts into your mouth?

    • @H2O_Addict
      @H2O_Addict Před 3 lety +515

      @@user-njyzcip A slice of bread is tasty, but it's not funny at all....

    • @makuntizichi157
      @makuntizichi157 Před 3 lety +245

      @@H2O_Addict I guess you could say it doesn't taste funny at all

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair Před 3 lety +2778

    This is one of the rarest occasions where all 3 of them rode the same vehicle and I love it so much

    • @JoolkaJF
      @JoolkaJF Před rokem +38

      Watch the mongolia eipsode from the grand tour for more :)

    • @delbomb3131
      @delbomb3131 Před rokem +60

      It's gold every time too. The Geoff episode kills me from laughter

    • @jonnny-kb2sk
      @jonnny-kb2sk Před rokem +7

      Also the Avantime, another renault

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Před 11 měsíci +4

      The caravan holiday was another.

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 Před 10 měsíci +6

      They all entered jeff together.

  • @jake.wreggy6703
    @jake.wreggy6703 Před 4 lety +6530

    Clarkson: "it's on fire"
    Hammond: "it's wot...it can't be on fire"...*looks*..."its on fire"

  • @420Tombstone
    @420Tombstone Před 4 lety +11162

    Looking at this again 11 years later under quarantine. The boys look so young.

  • @TarotNathers
    @TarotNathers Před 3 lety +2631

    Running away at the end like a pack of schoolboys who just realized it's all gone worse than they could have imagined.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 3 lety +9

      @@Skaitania We have a different understanding of that word.

    • @henryhunter1773
      @henryhunter1773 Před 2 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣 love this show.

    • @yossrikhalil9551
      @yossrikhalil9551 Před 2 lety +1

      Laughed so hard at that hahahah

    • @tbone2416
      @tbone2416 Před 2 lety +11

      Some say that they are still on the run from the police and the grand tour is run by their stunt doubles.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html
      Almost like this ⬆️,

  • @TimSter15
    @TimSter15 Před rokem +1778

    The funny thing is, yet again, James was absolutely right. Monkeys can just as easily severely damage a human in a confined space as a lion.

    • @TheBeyspieler
      @TheBeyspieler Před rokem +127

      You might even be able to keep the Lion calm, monkeys on the other hand, no way you'll stop then from trying to tear you apart piece by piece.

    • @Jon-cw8bb
      @Jon-cw8bb Před rokem +37

      ok but 30 minutes in a confined space with a 10-15kg monkey vs a 100-300kg lion (males usually >200kg, females ~150kg).
      With a lion they're going to panic being in a small space too, and regardless you're not going to keep that wild animal calm for 30 minutes
      You have a better chance of survival overpowering an aggressive monkey than trying to keep a 100-300kg lion calm enough to not maul you for 30s in a bloody phone box

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs Před rokem +55

      I have to say I'd go with the lion. Maybe if you're lucky you could stay on its back and it would have difficulty turning around. I can't imagine anything I could do to stop a reasonably-sized enraged monkey from immediately ripping my balls off.

    • @l1477
      @l1477 Před rokem +53

      if the lion isn’t hungry you might have a chance of him leaving you alone. the monkey will rip your face off just because

    • @user-qt5xh9mt7x
      @user-qt5xh9mt7x Před rokem +7

      Ofc the lion is worse. James was just being a contrarian

  • @stulchmulch227
    @stulchmulch227 Před 5 lety +5062

    I love how James has to hold up the number plate 😆😆

  • @alexjedlicka8567
    @alexjedlicka8567 Před 4 lety +6635

    Top Gear. Possibly one of the best shows to have ever existed.

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD Před 4 lety +77

      Alex Jedlicka not the new one

    • @itecknet
      @itecknet Před 4 lety +128

      @@AzaanPD the new one is extremly boring

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD Před 4 lety +78

      Federico Ferrari
      The new one is an embarrassment to the name

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming Před 4 lety +19

      New one is OK, but isn't this.

    • @SquidFiction
      @SquidFiction Před 4 lety +11

      In the world.

  • @BANDANA960
    @BANDANA960 Před 3 lety +1004

    "JC. Thing is we basically set fire to something that's made of water!" "RH. Did you see the owner of the car wash afterwards he was so cross!" "JM. He was especially cross when I asked if we could have our £3.50 back" 😂

    • @MRacer001
      @MRacer001 Před 3 lety +37

      i remember that line, classic top gear :D

    • @BANDANA960
      @BANDANA960 Před 3 lety +30

      Michael Brooks Only classic Top Gear could bend physics 🤣 was a beastly episode with the Koenigsegg CCX and the Chevrolet Lacetti debuting. I remember watching it on the day it came out in 2006

  • @seanno9744
    @seanno9744 Před rokem +218

    3:31 might be my favorite moment in all of Top Gear. Jeremy just finally succumbing to the absurdity of what they’re doing

    • @ElBantosClips
      @ElBantosClips Před 5 měsíci +15

      You know it's good television when Jeremy and the others can't function because they're laughing too much lol

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 Před 8 lety +13466

    A bunch of British lads, in their 50's, running around doing shit you'd expect from 20 year olds XD
    Lord, I love this show!

    • @JackpodyDK
      @JackpodyDK Před 5 lety +501

      @@iammarkfirth Hammond is 39, as always

    • @lijax9606
      @lijax9606 Před 5 lety +534

      this was early top gear, early 2000's, hammond was in his early 30s, clarkson and may were in their mid-40s

    • @harveyhyslop6134
      @harveyhyslop6134 Před 5 lety +143

      Tox would you expect 20 year old to modify people carriers into convertibles ?

    • @harveyhyslop6134
      @harveyhyslop6134 Před 5 lety +5

      Connor Ross pretty boring thing to do mate

    • @Borals
      @Borals Před 5 lety +145

      Harvey Hyslop just cause you do crack on the weekends doesn’t mean this is boring

  • @McoatsGaming
    @McoatsGaming Před 9 lety +4431

    "Its on fire."
    "Its not on fire! How could it be on fire?"
    "It's on fire."
    "Run just run."
    Fantastic.

  • @troopertaylor4116
    @troopertaylor4116 Před 3 lety +558

    You have to remember that half the stuff they did was so dangerous that they had an ambulance on standby for almost all episodes

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 2 lety +32

      And they did end up having to use it several times

    • @jagrathty2743
      @jagrathty2743 Před rokem +22

      @@JetFalcon710 tho most of those times, it was Hammond, they have to use on.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před rokem +35

      @@jagrathty2743 Clarkson got a fair amount of uses as well, like when he drove a truck through a brick wall or snapped his neck in the Nissan GT-R. James probably has the least ambulance uses, but they were usually pretty serious

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 Před rokem

      I'd bet an army of police/military/nurses, etc. if you see what they all did x)?

    • @rl1275
      @rl1275 Před rokem +5

      This show is the British version of jackass

  • @GhostEye31
    @GhostEye31 Před 3 lety +448

    Whoever had the idea of leaving a bunch of food for the monkeys on top of their car is a genius

  • @klavier285
    @klavier285 Před 4 lety +2604

    That's the hardest I've seen Jeremy laugh on the show, he was nearly in tears.

    • @wardgeys4175
      @wardgeys4175 Před 4 lety +126

      @@Max-xr4vh yeah that one, and a few other episodes where he just can't hold it, i love it when that happens, i always crack up myself when he does. like when james fills his car with a sea aquarium in that special

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 Před 3 lety +89

      Ward Geys, can always tell the moments that weren’t scripted when they’re properly cracking up. As you say, Grand Tour when May tries to move his Merc aquarium and gets soaked. Or the Ukraine one, when May is trying to set off a nuclear missile with his lighter.

    • @mk2nathan
      @mk2nathan Před 3 lety +28

      Watch the one when James' Hersebulance's back door falls down after going up for a year and smashes on the track.

    • @jeremybarker5510
      @jeremybarker5510 Před 2 lety

      Harder than the time Michael McIntyre was a guest on the show.

    • @frodehjelmerviken2526
      @frodehjelmerviken2526 Před 2 lety +2

      You must hear his laugh when James May drives the Austin Princess over cobbeled Stones. When he looks eggy

  • @spheal8961
    @spheal8961 Před 4 lety +2922

    "its on fire"
    "what? It cant be on fire!"
    *looks round corner*
    "its on fire"
    "run"

    • @pooletrainboy
      @pooletrainboy Před 3 lety

      @Meme Unit Of Law & Order *Brigade

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled Před 2 lety +3

      CALL 999 THE FOOKIN CAR WASH'S BEANING ON FIRE MATE!

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 2 lety +1

      Well the fire brigade has issues with this one: Add more water and fire retardant foam!

    • @damarfadlan9251
      @damarfadlan9251 Před 2 lety

      @@pooletrainboy ALL U HAVE TO DO IS CALL THE FIRETRUCK, CJ!!!

    • @damarfadlan9251
      @damarfadlan9251 Před 2 lety

      @@loganshaw9198 hi Logan. Whats up?

  • @g1sunstreaker584
    @g1sunstreaker584 Před 3 lety +324

    I will never NOT laugh uncontrollably at Jeremy's head popping out from the floor of the backseat like a young child asking their parents "please can we go"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 2 lety +9

      As soon as they got soaked they evacuated the car.

  • @adam346
    @adam346 Před 3 lety +881

    two crims: "How do we make a million pounds on an insurance scam?"
    Top Gear: "Hello!"

  • @Yukikazehalo
    @Yukikazehalo Před 8 lety +4876

    this is probobly the most quintessentially "Top Gear" clip of Top Gear on CZcams. if you wanted to show your friend what the show was about with a single video, this should be it.

    • @David_Trowbridge
      @David_Trowbridge Před 8 lety +138

      +Yukikazehalo Yes, this or their caravan holiday from 2004

    • @lukerogers151
      @lukerogers151 Před 7 lety +28

      +David Trowbridge 2006, my friend.

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work Před 7 lety +54

      +David Trowbridge Or the caraven train. And if Clarkson was in it the Reliant Space Shuttle of course.

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 Před 7 lety +85

      DO NOT FORGET GEOFF!

    • @CommanderOfTheEmuArmy
      @CommanderOfTheEmuArmy Před 7 lety +34

      Ah yes, Geoff.

  • @kamilk.5618
    @kamilk.5618 Před 9 lety +4274

    - It's on fire.
    - It's what? It can't be on fire! It's on fire.
    Hahaha

  • @mrhaast5053
    @mrhaast5053 Před rokem +183

    Only these three could set a machine that sprays water on fire.

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt Před 2 lety +92

    3:40 clarkson dying of laughter makes this one of the best moments in the history of the show

    • @tm5123
      @tm5123 Před rokem +1

      Its the finniest laugh, as he cant help laughing at that jumbled mess

  • @amandataebby
    @amandataebby Před 5 lety +702

    "That's the spine of the last person who came through here in a convertible" hahahaha!

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 Před 3 lety +15

      As we know it’s not lions we should worry about. It’s the honey badger.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 3 lety +1

      @@sparky4878 Honey badger will tear you a new one.

  • @TacoTaco69
    @TacoTaco69 Před 3 lety +283

    Tonight on top gear
    Jeremy Clarkson almost breaks through the sound barrier in a homemade convertable Renault Espace
    James May gets eaten by lions
    And Richard Hammond commits arson

    • @nehgunlienkipgen5296
      @nehgunlienkipgen5296 Před 3 lety +20

      Bo-Om gear

    • @khofiyyah
      @khofiyyah Před 3 lety +1

      hi top gear🕋🕋

    • @khofiyyah
      @khofiyyah Před 3 lety +2

      I well be de
      🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🏩

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 Před 3 lety +19

      tonight on bottom gear
      i drive a loud converted car
      richard lowers a roof
      and james commits arson

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette Před 3 lety +4

      Tooonoight on boooltooom geaor

  • @parthibalam2995
    @parthibalam2995 Před 3 lety +23

    6:35 hammond,"what if it tries to do that to us"

  • @abemarkillie1742
    @abemarkillie1742 Před 8 lety +2156

    100 mph is pretty good for a old renault van

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 Před 8 lety +50

      +Abe Markillie french car have very good engines despite their awfull look and it comes from a french vw owner lol

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work Před 8 lety +79

      The Espace is quite fast. And it's so ugly that it becomes beautyful in its own way :D

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 Před 7 lety +7

      lmao there are actually quite a lot of people who thinks that way in france too. But at the time it was alright

    • @TheAcousticCitizen
      @TheAcousticCitizen Před 7 lety +68

      So fast they made an F1 version of it

    • @LethalCookieMonster
      @LethalCookieMonster Před 7 lety +49

      as a passenger, that car was brilliant, it had the softest seats and suspension, I loved sitting in it. as a driving car, It cant get much worse

  • @jessekeller3684
    @jessekeller3684 Před 8 lety +3495

    R.I.P. Good top gear 😢

    • @steezyyyp9401
      @steezyyyp9401 Před 8 lety +27

      Agreed

    • @rayfadhilbassamfaisal3662
      @rayfadhilbassamfaisal3662 Před 8 lety +25

      +Adrian Lopez they stopped the production of this show...

    • @KrankuSama
      @KrankuSama Před 8 lety +38

      +Adrian Lopez Jeremy's contract was not renewed due to his assault of a producer, Richard and James left the show and the three of them are making a production with Amazon. The new Top gear cast consists of Chris Evans, Matt LeBlanc, Sabine Schmitz, Chris Harris and Rory Reid

    • @supertrinigamer
      @supertrinigamer Před 8 lety +9

      +Kranku
      Everyone knows that, mrs anime.
      Don't think about changing your picture.

    • @KrankuSama
      @KrankuSama Před 8 lety +10

      Super Trini Gamer they asked, I answered

  • @haoussazakariaaek3660
    @haoussazakariaaek3660 Před 3 lety +105

    "To him we look like a sandwich box with the lid half off" I'm dead LMAO

  • @mediocremashedmattato5563
    @mediocremashedmattato5563 Před 2 lety +41

    If someone asks you why its important for tv co stars to have chemistry, just point to these guys, they’re the very definition.

  • @enigma_7772
    @enigma_7772 Před 4 lety +4905

    This top gear- makes you laugh
    New top gear- makes you cringe

    • @doposud
      @doposud Před 4 lety +240

      im happy with grand tour ...

    • @universalrandomizer405
      @universalrandomizer405 Před 4 lety +74

      Czech Empire new top gear is fifth gear

    • @doposud
      @doposud Před 4 lety +34

      @@tormentor6737 than any show not just any car show man .... Top Gear was most popular show on earth
      Grand Tour have 3 series already - and at the end of 3rd they say they end the show in a tent - they will continue to do special trips and so on ....
      but no more audience in tent no more live shows i guess

    • @veljoo4343
      @veljoo4343 Před 4 lety +1

      Yea bro

    • @jazz4116
      @jazz4116 Před 4 lety +30

      @@tormentor6737 I just think Richard Jeremy and James bonded so well. you can't beat it

  • @adeldragon183
    @adeldragon183 Před 8 lety +2047

    6:32 " WHAT IF HE DID THAT TO US!? I died. XD

  • @coco0_156
    @coco0_156 Před 3 lety +34

    9:32 "it can't be on fire🤨"
    *Hammond look the car wash 👀
    "Its on fire😐"
    Best moment 😂😭😂

  • @jimimac168
    @jimimac168 Před 3 lety +71

    These boys have THE greatest job in the world, hands down.

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 Před 8 lety +983

    8:42 "I'm dry still." 8:44 "I'M WET NOW!"

  • @berendh.1952
    @berendh.1952 Před 8 lety +314

    9:35 James May running on television!

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx Před 5 lety +29

      Captain jog

    • @zonszpl7426
      @zonszpl7426 Před 4 lety +15

      It isn't May, it is a film stuntman.

    • @rjb0572
      @rjb0572 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Matt-ot9nx amazing name 👍😂

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief Před 2 lety +48

    There's an element of truth to what James said. People often think monkeys are cute and harmless, but they have been responsible for serious, permanent injuries. They're also far more likely to get inside that contraption (obviously, if they hadn't been distracted by the food staff had thrown for them). I've seen them tear bits off cars all the time

  • @lightning5273
    @lightning5273 Před 3 lety +19

    CZcams pranks in 2020 7:44 "We Destroyed a New Million Pounds Car Wash!"

  • @samuelkim1827
    @samuelkim1827 Před 4 lety +349

    automatic washer: smokes and literally on fire
    trio: "just run"

  • @mikeholland6750
    @mikeholland6750 Před 8 lety +383

    clarkson laughing at 3:40 infectious

    • @darwinmedinamusic
      @darwinmedinamusic Před 8 lety +9

      +Mike Holland Hahahahaha, absolutely!
      3 minutes later, I'm still laughing.

    • @JMcKaySV
      @JMcKaySV Před 8 lety +25

      +Mike Holland The exact reason I came back to this video.. I think that might be one of Top Gear's funniest ever moments when he realised how shit their creation actually looked!

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack Před 8 lety +4

      +James McKay "Neatness we can work on"

    • @xhappy_2266
      @xhappy_2266 Před 8 lety +1

      +Mike Holland Yea..

    • @alexhinton8518
      @alexhinton8518 Před 5 lety +1

      Whats that music called that goes with it so funny

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon Před 3 lety +154

    "So when did [the lions] last eat?"
    "Two days ago."
    "Yeah, but..."
    "IF YOU MENTION MONKEYS, I'M THROWING YOU OUT!!"

  • @dulldyl
    @dulldyl Před 2 lety +29

    I loved how they tried to make the car wash look terrifying and ominous

    • @Stussmeister
      @Stussmeister Před 6 měsíci +3

      I think the music helped to convey that as well.

  • @bingsterc7621
    @bingsterc7621 Před 5 lety +298

    Holy Shit! I'm actually surprised that the Espace went 100 mph.

    • @AmitojdeepSinghBrar
      @AmitojdeepSinghBrar Před 4 lety +19

      It had some serious weight reduction!

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 Před 3 lety +30

      My 4th gen once ran 110 MPH through half of Germany... Good old times. I'm pretty sure it could've surpassed that magical barrier of 125 MPH (200 KPH) had it been pushed a little more.

  • @german_shepherd_dog9169
    @german_shepherd_dog9169 Před 7 lety +639

    6:33 - "What if he tries to do that to us?!" You cannot un-hear what has been heard...

  • @chrisphoenix77
    @chrisphoenix77 Před rokem +35

    I loved the normal challenges where each lad had his own thing, but I really loved when they worked together.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat Před 3 lety +13

    6:00 - 😆 i realized Hammond threatens James like this on quite a few occasions.
    Orange loud football fan noisemaker "If you play a solo, I'll kick you."
    On the ship. "If you ask to be piped aboard, I'll throw you off."
    Remember any more?

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear Před 7 lety +171

    6:57
    "AAARGH"
    "No! You've gotta stay there after you mocked me."
    "Bugger off!"

  • @nole3735
    @nole3735 Před 7 lety +663

    **Monkey Eats Carrot**
    Jeremy- HE'S EATING A CARROT! LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING TO IT
    I'm dead.

    • @urmomfat6689
      @urmomfat6689 Před 4 lety +55

      Dani Hammond said that actually

    • @lukmly013
      @lukmly013 Před 3 lety +2

      Only carrots will understand

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 Před 3 lety +2

      Its fine coz the monkey isn't from Alabama
      *OR IS IT?*
      Sad hybrid monkey-carrot noises

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 Před 3 lety

      Richard said that not Jeremy

  • @lak1796
    @lak1796 Před 3 lety +76

    Look how bonded the lads are. This is what made Top Gear, TOP GEAR.

    • @henryjones2766
      @henryjones2766 Před rokem +2

      that is the main issue with the new seasons of top gear they just feel like 3 people who like cars not three mates who like cars

  • @philofthesouth6019
    @philofthesouth6019 Před 2 lety +4

    The Jurassic park music in the background makes it so much funnier

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 Před 9 lety +327

    Car wash owner: So, the BBC is paying for this, right? Hello?

    • @anthonynieves2890
      @anthonynieves2890 Před 8 lety +3

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @beautifullion69
      @beautifullion69 Před 8 lety +21

      if this was in murica, the owner would have sued.

    • @WinAndLinuxTutorials
      @WinAndLinuxTutorials Před 8 lety +26

      +beautifullion69 You mean he'd have gunned him down.

    • @beautifullion69
      @beautifullion69 Před 8 lety +8

      +WinAndLinuxTutorials funny that you say that because I just watched the Florida episode and the guy selling Jeremy a car had a gun on him and a rifle in his office.

    • @hmsironduke2405
      @hmsironduke2405 Před 8 lety +5

      was probably an old car wash , mesh gates on the front lol doubt the owners wanted it

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground Před 4 lety +33

    9:17! They're like little kids who've just pulled a prank, and are now running away, giggling! XD

  • @horsecurse
    @horsecurse Před 10 měsíci +4

    6:32 "What if it tries to do that to us".
    That is what you worry about when you see an lion 😂

  • @davidr.walters371
    @davidr.walters371 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Seen these all before but these 3 are rewatchable , miss their antics and camaraderie, brothers in arms
    Or cars , or bars but brothers of different mothers they are .

    • @wingsofblackedbrandy4798
      @wingsofblackedbrandy4798 Před 7 měsíci

      They truly are the ultimate brotherhood on tv. Just guys having fun and being themselves. Knowing damn well each challenge or task will end in an a massive disaster. Like Jeremy breaking character knowing they fucked up the section for the van. It’s moments like these they are genuine. Real and understand what clown show they put themselves through for viewer’s entertainment and pleasure. I miss these guys so much man.

  • @NYCTMTA
    @NYCTMTA Před 8 lety +533

    "That's lion porn" Hammond is so hilarious

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher Před 5 lety +32

      "What if he tries to do it to us?!" XD

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 Před 4 lety

      why did the narrator say 6 tons of muscle and teeth. That seems kinda heavy

    • @mr.irrelevant8826
      @mr.irrelevant8826 Před 4 lety

      Loool

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze Před 4 lety +1

      @@justinvaughn2277 Because there were a few lions on there

  • @scambroselauntrellus3681
    @scambroselauntrellus3681 Před 5 lety +134

    Its cute that Jeremy frantically helps Hammond out of the car when usually they have a philosophy of abandoning each other whenever possible.

  • @sayno2lolzisback
    @sayno2lolzisback Před 3 lety +25

    I will treasure the memory of watching this with my dad when it came out, and the two of us absolutely dying of laughter from when the car wash catches fire.

  • @Doge1991official
    @Doge1991official Před 3 lety +149

    “it cost the owner a million pounds”, also them: “it’s on fire”

    • @matrixmirage2148
      @matrixmirage2148 Před 3 lety +1

      A million phey'unds

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 3 lety +1

      @David David Meh, who uses pounds anyway...

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 3 lety

      @David David Damn, that was easy.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 3 lety

      @David David Maybe not, but at least I know east from west. ;)

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 3 lety

      @David David Oh, boy! I sure hope so!
      BTW, give your previous comment a little peek. ;)

  • @npj03
    @npj03 Před 8 lety +874

    "dont look back hammond...just run, just run

    • @Planemaster125
      @Planemaster125 Před 8 lety +8

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 Před 8 lety +4

      "dont look back hammond...just run, just run

    • @kylephelps9296
      @kylephelps9296 Před 8 lety +6

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run

    • @GCeara-mh5it
      @GCeara-mh5it Před 8 lety +3

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run."

    • @makijezakon
      @makijezakon Před 8 lety +2

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run."

  • @m.f8655
    @m.f8655 Před 4 lety +1138

    "6 tons of muscle and teeth"
    They're lions not elephants

    • @DylRicho
      @DylRicho Před 4 lety +147

      It was an intentional exaggeration because this is a car show and not a wildlife documentary with David Attenborough.

    • @m.f8655
      @m.f8655 Před 3 lety +41

      @@DylRicho and I was just joking

    • @absarin1004
      @absarin1004 Před 3 lety +27

      Might've been talking about all of them put together. He IS James May though, might be just as bad as the camera crew was while photographing during the animal safari

    • @chuck...
      @chuck... Před 3 lety +5

      A lion weight is about 450lbs

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 Před 3 lety +3

      @David David the UK was NOT a leader by any means in converting to metric and most brits, at least people over forty, still interchangeably use the imperial system. The reason most of the world followed after UK is because of how many current and former colonies depended on trade. Metric isn't perfect either, there are several non-SI (international standard) units.

  • @javierbalcazar3378
    @javierbalcazar3378 Před 3 lety +11

    The license plat at 4:55 🤣

  • @SeiichiroAoki
    @SeiichiroAoki Před 2 lety +3

    "I'm dry still"
    *literally 2 seconds later*
    "I'M WET NOWWWW"

  • @sham_coot9532
    @sham_coot9532 Před 8 lety +255

    That cameraman had big balls to continue filming inside the carwash.

    • @andrewdeans3686
      @andrewdeans3686 Před 9 měsíci

      Where. precisely were his 'big balls' on show ? ? ?

  • @lewisnorth1188
    @lewisnorth1188 Před 8 lety +307

    "It can't be on fire, it's on fire"

  • @gurmeharbajwa6020
    @gurmeharbajwa6020 Před 3 lety +41

    This one challenge captured perfectly what Old Top Gear was all about...I miss this, these were good time, we had no idea how lucky we were...

  • @yohgt
    @yohgt Před 3 lety +99

    2:30
    Jeremy "69!"
    The boys:YES!!!!

  • @charlotteleates9375
    @charlotteleates9375 Před 5 lety +117

    ‘Takes no more than 5 or 10 minutes’ I don’t know why but I continually laugh at that! Jeremy’s attempt at seriousness!! 😂

  • @reeceflanagan4625
    @reeceflanagan4625 Před 4 lety +26

    6:30 Hammond -what if he try’s doing that to us 😂😂😂

  • @DaRealAJ
    @DaRealAJ Před 3 lety +480

    9:38 The British leaving India after plundering it for over 400 years. Colorised. Circa 1947.

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 Před 3 lety +3

      It took them 400 years to exploit it

    • @paianis
      @paianis Před 3 lety +6

      More like leaving the Holy Land in 1948.

    • @thewhovianhippo7103
      @thewhovianhippo7103 Před 3 lety +4

      Lmao but they where not chased out

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 Před 3 lety +1

      @Furry Police it was Britain not the Netherlands

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 Před 3 lety

      @Furry Police im Indian and either you're wrong or i don't even know our history
      Pls check but i know that there were other countries. I just don't know the timelines but i yeah i have no idea about the Netherlands.

  • @tsherwoodrzero
    @tsherwoodrzero Před 3 lety +50

    They could make a whole show of them just running from whatever they caught on fire and it'd be hilarious

  • @FunkyHonkyCDXX
    @FunkyHonkyCDXX Před 9 lety +312

    This just might be my favorite thing that Top Gear has ever done.

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 Před 4 lety +1

      Evi1M4chine
      The Botswana special I think is the one you’re referring to.
      “Oliver!!!!”

    • @momoloco99rh
      @momoloco99rh Před rokem

      I prefer the Rover James ep tbh

    • @sonicszuetomyt5448
      @sonicszuetomyt5448 Před 10 měsíci

      RAMBULANCE

  • @Endonia-ym3sl
    @Endonia-ym3sl Před 7 lety +582

    THIS is Top Gear, not that rubbish on now

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 5 lety +8

      Oh come on, it's not that bad. Not as funny, but it's meant to be a more serious show.

    • @nov3019892008
      @nov3019892008 Před 5 lety +25

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer i stopped watching it and loads other people did. Its THAT bad

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 Před 5 lety +13

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer Yep, it's that bad. People even argue about how some of their car reviews are actually bad. Some youtubers do actually did it way better than them. For example, the new honda E review, the fully charged youtube channel did it way better than the current channel.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 5 lety +5

      @@bukanmatin5973 Ah. That's not good, if random people on the Internet can do better than you...

    • @harrisonrawlinson5650
      @harrisonrawlinson5650 Před 4 lety +1

      Puddinghead 3434 the newest version with flintoff and paddy is actually pretty good

  • @nvery5497
    @nvery5497 Před 3 lety +11

    8:18 Lol jezza in love or something with May.

  • @kevinbiju_10
    @kevinbiju_10 Před 8 měsíci +5

    3:01 Everyone laughing wholeheartedly but I loved James' innocent laugh :)

  • @yaseen157
    @yaseen157 Před 8 lety +605

    oh my gosh, I watched this yeaaaaaaaaaaars ago but never realised that 7:09 is actually part of the Jurassic Park soundtrack! Ah, memories ;D

  • @f2r3x
    @f2r3x Před 10 lety +295

    English humor at his best

  • @daveedmundstown6372
    @daveedmundstown6372 Před rokem +2

    “It can’t be on fire!”
    2 seconds later…
    “It’s on fire!” 😂

  • @Chrysa1isTYPE2000
    @Chrysa1isTYPE2000 Před 3 lety +29

    Clarkson laughing when they get the roof down has got to be one of my most favourite TopGear moments! Absolutely brilliant! Makes me laugh everytime!

  • @Otter5734
    @Otter5734 Před 7 lety +112

    "it's on fire!"
    "it can't be on fi, it's on fire"

  • @coolvibes8941
    @coolvibes8941 Před 4 lety +30

    2:16 James’ “Uh oh” gets me every time.

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk Před 2 lety +9

    'He's eating a carrot, look what he's doing to it!' Gets me every time

  • @cherray50
    @cherray50 Před 3 lety +18

    I love the rating: "No mature content."
    This is accurate, and this is also why I love these old clips LOL

  • @angelicacushing6032
    @angelicacushing6032 Před 5 lety +70

    This was the golden age of top gear.

    • @surprisedgordon7786
      @surprisedgordon7786 Před 2 lety +1

      I wonder how the people of the car wash felt when it was on fire

  • @thestigsdutchcousin
    @thestigsdutchcousin Před 4 lety +16

    I genuinely think Jeremy wet himself laughing so hard at 3:47

  • @ProfessorHoots
    @ProfessorHoots Před 3 lety +24

    Jeremy Clark’s won once said: we’ve managed to set something on fire that’s basically made out of water.

  • @a166
    @a166 Před 3 lety +7

    This is the carwash my mother uses. It's in Bedford, on Kingsway if you'd like to visit...

  • @oskarastrom1644
    @oskarastrom1644 Před 8 lety +41

    For me, this segment illustrate what Top Gear is all about. The insane cars, celebrity interviews and all the scripted stuff are all secondary to the chemistry between these three friends. I hope the new show turn out good.

  • @Major_Mason
    @Major_Mason Před 7 lety +133

    Ive never seen Jeremy laugh harder than in this video!!!

    • @Chefcouchon
      @Chefcouchon Před 7 lety +18

      I'd say his hardest laugh ever was when James fell in the water in the vietnam special

    • @Major_Mason
      @Major_Mason Před 7 lety +1

      Id have to watch that one again! XD

    • @wetkneehouston6293
      @wetkneehouston6293 Před 7 lety +1

      It's the Burma special may falls in the water but yeah, that was funny as hell.

    • @Chefcouchon
      @Chefcouchon Před 7 lety +3

      It's actually the vietnam special

    • @wetkneehouston6293
      @wetkneehouston6293 Před 7 lety +5

      Oh, on the bit where they converted the motor bikes into boats? I thought you was on about the bit where Clarkson lifted James's tent up with the crane and he fell out into the river and got washed away.

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD Před 2 lety +7

    I love these men with my whole heart

  • @piercebuckley7699
    @piercebuckley7699 Před 3 lety +12

    6:36 That’s music from Jurassic Park from when Nedry is stealing embryos.
    7:44 too, that’s from when raptors enter the kitchen

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi Před 10 lety +112

    dont watch top gear when you're eating, because you never know when you're going to bust out laughing haha

  • @jerrydandrige1987
    @jerrydandrige1987 Před 4 lety +14

    6:18 To him we look like a sandwich box with the lid half off 🤣🤣

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw Před 3 měsíci +2

    “The African lion. Six tons of muscle and teeth.”
    😂😂

  • @traceycrosss
    @traceycrosss Před 3 lety +7

    Imagine having a job you love as much as these guys? Plus get paid a lot of money. Never get tired of watching them.

  • @brendancross2767
    @brendancross2767 Před 4 lety +660

    Rating: No mature content
    6:28 or whatever it is: *lion porn*

    • @carpetdm9635
      @carpetdm9635 Před 4 lety +20

      Plus a great shot of lion on lion action

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Před 4 lety +32

      Imagine back when this first aired, having to explain to your 7YO exactly what those lions were doing.

    • @SugmaNatsu
      @SugmaNatsu Před 4 lety +70

      *"what if he tries to do that to us?!"*
      That's disturbing

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat Před 3 lety +9

      😆 when they say "what are you DO-ing, man!?"

  • @joeypintozzi4522
    @joeypintozzi4522 Před 5 lety +92

    "the African lion, 6 tons of teeth and meat"
    6 TONS lol

    • @idum1685
      @idum1685 Před 3 lety +1

      its 6 tons of teeth and MUSCLE you idiot

    • @_Vengeance_
      @_Vengeance_ Před 3 lety +6

      No wonder they enforce starvation days if their lions reached 6 tons

    • @dorinelbossul
      @dorinelbossul Před 3 lety

      @@idum1685 ok Idumb 168

  • @henrysmith7276
    @henrysmith7276 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how they are playing the jurssiric park soundtrack during the monkeys

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how Hammond and Jezza are being the cameraman in the back

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 5 lety +24

    "I'm structurally integral to the roof!"
    Probably the best line in this show.