Can Top Gear Survive a Caravan Holiday? | Top Gear
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I think the title should read, "Can a caravan survive on a Top Gear holiday?"
We all know it can't
We don't need to watch to know the answer to that question
That's like asking if someone could survive a 50,000 ft drop 😅
@@michaelhealey9538 you'd be surprised how high up humans can survive, try this lady at 33,000ft en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87?wprov=sfla1
More like; "Can two caravans survive on a Top Gear holiday?"
"Tonight!"
"I turn a Pan fire into a Van fire."
"Richard is kidnapped by the elderly."
"And James is romantic."
Added by a cut video james said "it's allright, it's romantic"
“And Jeremy won’t shut up” lol
"And Top Gear dog is sick!🤮"
Richard is kidnapped by the elderly is the best thing I've ever heard
Plus Kia Cerato Diesel 1.5.
"Tonight on top gear....."
"I hold an AK-47"
"Richard gets kidnapped"
"And James backs over a tent"
Bottom gear*
@@randomuser5443 i was about to say that-
@@randomuser5443 hello 30 seconda ago
THEIR VAN CAUGHT ON FIRE ! DONT U NOTICE !
And that's just the sidestory
You two are sleeping a double bed, Im going to ring the daily mail immediately” 😂😂
🤣
I'm pretty sure they didn't actually sleep there. As soon as the cameras off they go a hotel
The fire was so obviously set up.
@@davedoesthingsdreaded but it was funny
@@davedoesthingsdreaded Shame you weren't there, you could've pissed on that too.
Should rename this video: *Richard Hammond Gets Kidnapped By An Old Lady, James May Destroys A Campsite, And Jeremy Clarkson Commits Arson*
I still remember the intro "Richard wears a hat, James wears a hat, and I wear a hat too..."
They should change that to this one
Technically Hammond committed arson, the initial fire was an accident. Hammond throwing the flaming cushion out the window was intentional.
Just like kyoani studio last year
Richard Hammond saves potato
“TONIGHT.....”
This is the kind of top gear i miss. No fancy supercars, just laughs and sarcasm.
AAA SSS haha it's always been a mix of both, still have fun shenanigans with the supercars
Grand tour has been hilarious and that's a mix of both
The long trips through random countries are just as funny as this and the other goofy ones
Really everything with the 3 of them was amazing.
@@BeowulfNorther 00
Hadley Souther but they are all old now
What's wrong with Hammond getting in the old lady's caravan? Help please
6:15 - Seven, just seven seconds from "Jeremy said he'll cook lunch" to the beginning of the fire that will consume their caravan.
It's completely staged. Compare the height of the trees at 02:49 (when they part the caravan) and again at 07:47 (when the caravan fire is put out).
@@kingGar27 no shit
@@kingGar27 really??? after richard said that he used all the water on his hair???
Dude who cares it’s so good because it looks realistic anyway
@@ferrariboy5647 It looks realistic because the caravan was real and also the fire.
"It's all right, it's romantic."
- James May, 2006
"Don't say things like that! I'm on the same bed as you!"
- Richard Hammond, 2006
2006?
@@daringd3lta574 yep
@@daringd3lta574
Ikr, Top Gear ages really well
That's really sus bro 😂
@@dalewasson5919 2006?
"What's this? it's an ak-47!"
"yes. I thought, I'm going to be in a box all weekend with a James may so what do I need?"
Well he's not wrong!
Safety XD, James already can't drive with a caravan, can't park with a caravan and can't live normally unless he is in a actual home.
Tracer your drunk go back to overwatch!
Speaking of I hate it got burned and they didn't think to save it I can't imagine how much that cost lol
Oswald Cobblepot jeremy: Whats that?Is that a train? That sound how often is that gonna happen? james:I kinda like it, its romantic. hamster:Dont say that! We're in the same bed!
R.I.P " Top Gear Dog " passed away January 11th 2017 at 11 years old.You were so very loved by all.....
NO!!!
pamela frew nooooooooo ;(
pamela frew At least Clarkson can use it as a boot lid now
pamela frew first tiddles and now this T_T
pamela frew I have wondered whatever happened to TGDog. Now I know. I only saw TGD once or twice on Top Gear. He will be missed. Say, Who owned Top Gear Dog?
3:13 Hammond is suspiciously skilled at holding that gun. He grabbed it and immediately held it as if he was in formation 😂
If he turned the mag facing away from him it would be perfect.
What would you expect from an American?
We'll..he is a secret American...
@@Aramaru1837_most likely a " DEWAT " Deactivated firearm for display. To my knowledge, that's the only way a civilian can own an AK in Britain.
“It is no longer a pan fire, it’s a Van fire” 😂
6:52
BREAKING NEWS:
Hammond is awarded with highest Irish medal reward for saving the potato from the fire
Lol
Hahahaha
Sorry i ruined your perfect 69 likes
And a beer. Don’t forget the brew he saved lol
Fuck yeah!
I like how they set 2 caravans on fire just buy peeling a potato...
The power of Clarkson.
Dmitri Liu lol
Dmitri Liu To quote Hamster "I think he might be, a massive idiot".
The BBC did admitted that it was a planned stunt...
Jeppe, if Clarkson did set fire to two caravans by peeling a potato, would you be surprised?
I swear Top Gear had the highest caravan mortality rate of any show ever. Which is a strange claim to fame but still an impressive one.
It's up there with Brainiac for sure
I think Brainiac beat them. They destroyed a caravan every episode
@@thesmithersy well perhaps they did it because it was hosted by Hammond for 4 seasons
@@drunk_famasmf5135 I wouldn't be surprised.
4:49 “Jeremy, it’s gonna go, and then you’ll break your back in the night...”
*How thoughtful and kind*
“...and it’ll wake everybody.”
"Guys it's no longer a pan fire it's a van fire"-jeremy Clarkson
😂😂😂😂
Well, towards the end it was more like a camp fire
i read that just as it was spoken then
Hammond needs a knighthood for saving the Potato
He deserves the Victoria Cross.
+Lily Wilson that's what a knighthood is....
"Arise, Sir Richard...oh wait you already have."
he was like "I've got the potato!"
Damien Le Maistre after he did it,he became a saint for us irish people...
My favorite part is the old couple.
Jeremy: "I am Jeremy Clarkson."
Lady: "Oh I know."
I think she fancied Hammond, which is why she had to have tea with him🤣
@@itsaneel Granny definetly gets moist for Hammond
6:47 I love how the guys with the camera just watch as Richard unknowingly catches another camper on fire and they chose to not say or do anything about it.
That's because it's a set up but it's still funny
Their job is to film, not to get involved
"DON'T say something like that, we're on the same bed! " :D
I'm on the same bed as you*
poteto potato
I like it it's romantic
Oh good a train
G@y
My favourite part: Jeremy: Richard! Got any water! Richard: No I used it all on my hair!
I've got a potato
Yes your right that's what i love so much about the old top gear
Using water would be a bad idea. When you have a fire like that you should cover with a lid and shut down the oven. If possible get it outside or on the balcony where it's safe or open a window or something.
Lmao
@@didakad4207 No. YOU USE A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
There is NO EXCUSE to have a kitchen WITHOUT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
“What do you do on a caravan holiday?”
“Fill up the loo.”
lol
I dont get it lmao
@@brandoncrz2228 Just going to the toilet and doing the same things you'd do at home, in a box on wheels. Basically saying that caravanning is utterly pointless, unless you're actually at a good place, and time, in the UK
@@Nothinglikeagoodnut ah got it, thanks man
That woman in the film, when I said to her “What do you do on a caravan holiday?” She said “Fill up the....loo.” That’s all she can think of. She spent 12,000 pounds on a caravan so she can do to a field and defecate in a bucket.
I almost pissed myself at the "I'm gonna ring the Daily Mail immediately" quote 😂
Imagine they're putting out the fire and they find Jeremy's ak-47
Cole Bosko police investigation i suppose
@@zeegacha1006probably not, either it's a replica, such as an airsoft or non functional prop. Or it's real in which case it's legal if it's semi auto.
If we shoot the fire itll go out! Put the fire out with a gun. Lol
Chaardvark let’s be honest if you have the licensing to own an AK47 in Britain then you aren’t going to go for a semi auto one
@@zeegacha1006 airsoft
"Richard Hammond and James May are sleeping in a double bed, I'm gonna ring the daily mail immediately"😂😂😂
I don't care that these are staged, they're hilarious.
They are. It's great comedy.
The crash into the bollard absolutely wasn't staged hahahahaha
Not all is stagex what they do (where they go etc) and some of what they say is scripted but some is ad libbed like the Princess Diana joke in the demolition
If its scripted its still no worse than watching a movie
@@areteees it was. Watch mays eyes. He deliberately hits it.
"do you hear a train going by, how many more times will that happen tonight"
"it's quite romantic actually"
*_"DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT IM IN THE SAME BED AS YOU"_*
I
Like how all their shows end up with something being completely destroyed or burned to the ground
+Matt Guidice That's definitely the best part. :D
ikr
Matt Guidice Especially the syria special
Matt Guidice That's not true, the Toyota Hilux is still able to drive ;-)
They're morons. Only Britain has these kinds of idiotic morons and God has made it into holy scripture.
I love it how you hear the cameraman laugh on 3:48 when Jeremy is complaining how can caravan holiday be a holiday
Richard.
That was Richard😎👍
"It's pretty poor mate, it's pretty poor"-- favorite Hammond line ever.
Pretty pouah pretty pouah lolllll
6:59 is no one going to mention that three grown men brought an inflatable crocodile with them on a holiday?
Top Gear Dog will be missed. RIP
When did he/she die
Richard G Couple weeks ago, the day I wrote my first comment. Hammond announced it on Twitter and that's why I was looking at videos of TG
How did the dog even die
Subaru Rally old age
@@richardg6983 11 January 2017
6:52
-I've got a potato. -Richard Hammond
Lol
He saved GLaDOS.
3:43 i love how Richard in the background is losing it😂😂
1:43 most British question ever
When Jeremy says he'll cook, you automatically know it's a recipe for disaster
no pun intended i guess?
He did cook a delicious meal in Cambodia
Total chaos
I hope they paid for the disturbance.
Or a recipe for the best bonfire in history
they look like Sims while trying to put out the fire, and I always thought the Sims is not realistic :D
At least these guys were trying to stop the fire, Sims just scream and jump around.
@@deerlord2363 Yes, and those idiots would allways stand right in front of the damn fire.. :D
The majority of people are blind sheep just like Sims.
Ironically, Sims is extremely realistic.
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This episode has some iconic yet overlooked moments like this one 1:50 where the old lady leads Richard into her van and he feels forced to go along with it.
"After a worringly long time, Hammond and Top Gear Dog returned."
3:45 you can hear camera man burst to laught XD
I thought it was Richard.
Sounds like Hammond to me
Thats hammond
I though that was Hammond
This snickering sounds like the snicker Hammond did when they were doing car boats, and Hammond laughed at Jeremy for having set fire to his truck while welding.
04:01 Even Top Gear dog pondered the "What do you actually do on a caravan holiday?" question.
0:49 has anyone tried ringing James May 😂?
I wonder if the nummber still works
@@marktheteddyruxpinguy5780 it wont
@@egg-xt7ir sad
I think he changed his number cause people get calling him
I dialed the number and an automated female voice said the number isn't accepting calls. To be honest I doubt that is James' number, maybe more like top gear's studio number, which, considering how much has changed since this episode, it's possible they've changed their number.
6:42 "USE THE OVEN GLOVE" as he's using Hammond for protection and swatting at the fire
how did i never notice that lmao
Richard's little, hysterical laugh between 3:45 and 3:50 😂
"I come from Oxfordshire, which is all green, to here where it's all green"
"Well it's a different sort of green"
"No It isn't!"
for real all English counties are a different shade of green, ecept Bedforshire which is brown.
ITIZNT
@@_s_9920 ...and Essex, which is peroxide blonde.
"jeremy help me"
hammond was never heard from again, it is suspected he died after not being able to refuse the 150th cup of tea.
Jeremy, Richard and James: putting out a fire but they are making it worse.
Cameramen: Filming them putting out a fire like they don't care
"And then I discovered Jeremy's secret weopon"
*Pulls out AK-47*
I always used to think that this should have ended with Jeremy getting a tap on the shoulder and he turns round to see a fireman holding up a charred and blackened AK-47. Then it just ends with him going "Ah... ermmm...... Back to the studio!"
Yes that sounds perfect
sleeming88 I thought of him rescuing his rifle, with elderly campers getting heart attacks seeing him running out of a burning van with an AK47...
Yep, Chekhov's gun.
Well, clearly - whatever its faults - the British government would not allow Jeremy Clarkson to own a real AK-47 (incidentally, this looked more similar to an AK-74).
@@paulie-g well, even sadder
6:52 Perfect timing for it to sound like "I've got a potato"
0:18 best moment 😂😂😂👌🏻
"Jeremy help"
Goodbye Hammond. You will be missed.
"mum" in a begging voice
You'll break your back and wake everybody. -Richard Hammond
theactualnic I think Richard was more concerned about being woken up
I remember watching this when it came out when I was 5. My dad allowed me to watch, and half the time I didn’t understand any of the jokes.
Saaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee
''erm,, Richardddd!!''
It all started with peeling a potato xDDDDD
Having watched them all i still think this is my favourite episode segment. So many funny bits. I really think the initial crash into the bollard might have not been setup. James' reaction is priceless.
No, not everything in TG was set up. They had a general plan of what they’re gonna do (like getting from a to b, etc), but most of the stuff that happened in between was natural.
Who ever put these 3 men together deserves a medal 👏
It was Jeremy Clarkson's decision - he first decided on Hammond, and then on May a season later.
@@konrad8921 wasn't May supposed to be there from the start but he was doing something else so he started a season late?
Possibly, but in series 1 they asked everyone to phone up and nominate someone they thought was a car bore. Whether it was chance they picked May or a disguise to bring in May I don't know
Andy Wilman and Jeremy Clarkson. He wanted Richard and James from the start, Richard joined but James declined so they went for Jason Dawe. For the second season, BBC wanted to drop Richard, Wilman and Clarkson said no chance so Jason Dawe was dropped and James joined eventually. As they say, the rest is history.
@@samarthsareen7697 It’s just something that works and would never have been the same without Capt. Slow.
I remember watching this episode with my girlfriends parents as it first aired. They were avid caravan enthusiasts and they were absolutely fuming at their incompetence. Especially when they set the other caravan on fire lol.
2:49 cute, beloved top gear dog! She's so fluffy and mellow.
5:21 I agree with James, trains travelling at night running over the old joints is romantic
"How do you put a pan fire out?"
"tea towel and water"
So british XD
I love how one of the first things Jeremy decided to bring was an AK-47.
This whole episode really shows how tall Jeremy Clarkson is, he's 197cm.
Or 6'5''.
@@sharpfalcon6196 I somehow wasn't expecting that, that is incredible. I've got an uncle that's literally 6'9"
@@JetFalcon710 He
Hello Falcon. I'm a Heron. 6 feet.
James: It's Romantic
Richard: DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT I'M ON THE SAME BED AS YOU!!!!!
"It's romantic" James says with Richard on the same bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the Twilight Zone music playing as poor little Hammond’s dragged off to the unknown 😂
2:00 Some say that's the last time Richard was ever seen, and the one we see now is a replacement clone.
WTF
Richard: "What!? AN AK-47?!!" Jeremy: 'Well its a weekend with James way and what else are you gonna need"?
RazorFoxie it's James May
Hammond laughing in the background at 3:47😂
Hammond: “mummy” 😂😭
I never get bored with this series 😂😂😂 always put a laugh on my face.
What happened to the AK-47?
It was found in paris
+Publo McSniff erm
+Publo McSniff straight up savage
+The OJHgamer Probably given back to the owner. I'm 90% sure that thing is airsoft. XD
i ate it
6:11 In the motorhome challenge when jeremy is cooking in his Citroen he says ‘now I’m monitoring everything at this stage very carefully, cause the last time I cooked on a campsite the caravan caught fire, you may remember and the one next to it’ this is the fire he was talking about
“It’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire 😂😂😂😂”
B : bring
B : back
C : clackson
Top gear isn’t and never will be the same without him and the others
Kian James I agree I can’t stop watching all of top gear old episodes and when I watch new top gear I get bored it’s no longer a funny show
Mad Duck have u seen the grand tour and seamen?
Kian James just saw your comment but yes watched them both hundreds of times the last episode of the grand tour almost made me cry lol
No, rather just May and Hammond
“It’s ok I’ve got his dressing gown “ he’s halerious 😂
I would do anything to watch a new caravan challenge. So sad no more Top gear. really sad.
There is ?
jasperphilippi gaming without Jeremy top gear is done for me :(
it's coming back in 2016 yet without jeremy :(
+Jake Cooke Really, no lie?
+osamaFXX techicanly Top Gear Still lives on i think. But not the same as it is without Clearkson. And i bet its US counterpart is probbly in challanges that get them in more worse travel than Top Gear UK.
“Guys, it’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire.” 😂🤣💀
"It's no longer a pan fire. It's a van fire.": nice rhyme lol
I used these clips for my English coursework. We had to put something in room 101 and say why, I used the fire clip and that got me a good grade
“Guys it’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire” miss them so much
just watch the grand tour. just do it. dont listen to any comments that follow. :D
Grand tour isn't the same it's good but they are different not as funny
Season 4 of grand tour is going to be all specials soo looking forward to it why the haven’t put it on during lockdown is beyond me!
@@davezeraschi7936 because they had a hard time finishing it because of lockdown and it needed editing which alone takes ages. It’s on now but no idea when we will get another one.
This was hands down my favourite episode. And I still watch it today👍😎🇬🇧
Can’t beat old top gear
Jeremy and Richard were INSANE to trust James May of all people to park the car!! LMAO!
3:15 - " A weekend in a box with James May and I thought: what are we gonna need?" The instant I saw the AK, I knew it had something to do with James!
I literally laughed out loud when they set the entire caravan on fire
This never gets boring to me
3:00 "wow star Trek"
not often do you hear your favorite show.. Mention on another one of your favorite shows, honestly happy he knows about star trek
RIP Top gear dog you will be sadly missed by millions of fans who love to see you on top gear
"All things considered, how do you think the holiday went"
"I think well"
meanwhile they are dragging a burned down caravan
3:48 "I've watched James May destroy a campsite" *Camera crew laughing in the background*
"Can Top Gear survive a Caravan Holiday?"
well yes, but actually, no.
2:00 You have just entered the Caravan zone
MOMMY!
2:34 that's the fastest I've ever seen Jeremy Clarkson move
The sound of genuine concern from Jeremy when he tells the cameraman not to follow Richard in to the ladies caravan 🤣
I know it's all a good joke, but I love caravaning because it's just a long car ride where you can sleep wherever you feel like it. It's literally what they do in 90% of their episodes hahah. Love this show.
7:46
Priceless view :) Clarkson with that crocodile looks so funny :)
Kamil K. Frequently.. these cameramen have a keen visual sense of humor.
Clarkson: "Richard, have you got a fire extinguisher?"
Hammond: "No, why?"
XD
if l find a Top Gear video less than 5 years old: l'll be lying in bed because l fell asleep watching it
if l find a Top Gear video more than 5 years old: l'll be lying on the floor because l laughed my head off
Hands down the best episode of Top Gear, bloody hilarious