Very true. when I was very young, Hammond was my favorite, then Jeremy, and around 17/18 it became James, they are a fantastic trio really, doesn't get better than this
@NASSER 56 Mate they're everywhere just Google "watch Top Gear online free" or something along those lines and go through a few links something will definitely come up. It used to be on Amazon Prime but for some reason it stopped :(
Teamgeist although they made that car purposely worse than they actually could, they had the means to do it better, and the skills, but they chose not to, so some people would buy the f430 only because they didn’t have the money to afford the scuderia. “They deliberately made the f430 worse than they know that they could” so they can have a car for poor people and a car for rich people, just like the cheese for poor people and the “good cheese” which is more expensive but tastes a little better
@Teamgeist Yeah but... Dairy producers *do* do this. Aside from the aforementioned Sainsbury's, there's also major brands like Cabot, Tillamook, and Sargento that do this. It's not a matter of 'a different type of cheese', it's literally just having the same cheese, but better. There's also Kroger/Private Selection and the Tesco/Tesco's Finest thing. Same producer, different quality. Artisan/Small Batch producers do this all the time, too. It's the same with Whiskey and Wine as well.
Underrated moment I don't see in the comments is at 0:22. Can we appreciate his mini roast session and the fact he was only in TV for 5 weeks, really shows how their chemistry formed from the start 😂
he was actually in TV for far longer, that just a joke,the new top gear had only been on air for 5 weeks since he started, but he appeared a few time on old top gear in the late 90s and the like, he must definitely wasn't in TV for just 5 weeks
5:54 That’s all he’s done all morning. He files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it’s suppose to be. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly. These days there is always something that's really cheap but garbage, it's something that's very good but very expensive. And there NOTHING in the middle.
Watching James May go through the stages of grief with his car with no AC or comfort is one of my all time favorite moments from him. Although, if I remember right, instead of acceptance he decides to never drive it again.
AJ Hall it does. If they sold the more expensive one by itself it’d record less sales. However, advertise a slightly cheaper and considerably worse one and people will see the more expensive one as good value and be more likely to buy. Standard marketing
James May - "....I like that new version of Rolls Royce cause it comes with some pens in the glove box." If there ever was someone who would appreciate that sort of thing.
The long, loaded silence while May stalks out the door and around the corner before he utters one single, heartfelt “FUCK!” so venomous it can still be heard over the bleep. That’s the content we live for.
Reminds me of those looney tunes cartoons where the character, after hitting his head or slams his hand with a door or something, yells into a paper bag and takes it outside to release the sound.
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Childhood is thinking Jeremy is the best Top Gear presenter, Adulthood is realising that James was the best all along.
Very true. when I was very young, Hammond was my favorite, then Jeremy, and around 17/18 it became James, they are a fantastic trio really, doesn't get better than this
I like them all
finnthehuman 13 couldn’t be truer
So I'm not the only one!
Being a woman is thinking Hammond is the best
Being a boy is wanting to be Jeremy Clarkson. Being a man is realizing you've grown up to become James May.
Then when you’re in an accident you realize you’re Richard Hammond
@@RichHobo tisk tisk
Its not bad to be james may
Probably
Does anyone else actually agree with James and his cheese metaphor?
DeadlyLazer yeah, the f430 sucks
Yes I8 and Z4 or I8 and M2/M3/M4/M5
Hammond and Clarkson already proved that same point before May's metaphor, that's why they bashed him for that
James may is the only brit that still uses old ass insults with such furiosity, and we all love him for it
You see, thats what makes him so great, his difference between Richard and Jeremy.
This is a magical comment indeed lolol
James May is incredibly funny and supremely underrated.
The cheese analogy was actually on point
He wasn't wrong lol.
I love that this video is simply titled "James May" and has over 1 million views
It deserves 10M
Says a lot about the man
2.1 million now.
There’s a video for each of them, this is the most popular
Fap material
"I object to the beige" is such a powerful statement, and I don't know why
Big colourful energy
"you apocalyptic dingleberry" LMFAO
Musicownz1997 very english
"In all my 5 weeks in television"
Cool Jesus few*
Fuck its actually "my fine weeks"
“I object to the beige.”
-James May
He was completely right about the F430 and used an great anology about the cheese
Sebastian Andersson Agreed
Yeah, but I watched the whole clip and they already proved that point, so Hammond and Clarkson thought that that analogy was dumb or unnecesary
James May is such a likeable guy, I’m not aware of anybody that thinks otherwise
“You are an *apocalyptic dingleberry”*
The cheese metaphor is the greatest moment in all of British television
Arguably, yes
"I object to the beige" lol
James' cheese analogy makes sense
It's just that his colleagues are too dumb to realize and appreciate his genius.
no it seriously does
Its a great analogy and i think the only reason hammond and clarkson didnt understand was because james didnt explain the connection until the end
@@JC-tc2ux Ikr its just CHEESE might as well make it good while you can
2 years old, comments from the past week. CZcams has reunited us TG fans. Hello, Brethren.
Hello brother
jeez there are comments from like 1 hour ago now
Well hello there (I hope you can hear this comment 😂😂)
@@someshojha5692 Surely haha
@NASSER 56 Mate they're everywhere just Google "watch Top Gear online free" or something along those lines and go through a few links something will definitely come up. It used to be on Amazon Prime but for some reason it stopped :(
That cheese analogy actually makes sense, glad he made it actually
in the same way that there are different types of cars?
Teamgeist although they made that car purposely worse than they actually could, they had the means to do it better, and the skills, but they chose not to, so some people would buy the f430 only because they didn’t have the money to afford the scuderia. “They deliberately made the f430 worse than they know that they could” so they can have a car for poor people and a car for rich people, just like the cheese for poor people and the “good cheese” which is more expensive but tastes a little better
@Teamgeist Yeah but... Dairy producers *do* do this.
Aside from the aforementioned Sainsbury's, there's also major brands like Cabot, Tillamook, and Sargento that do this. It's not a matter of 'a different type of cheese', it's literally just having the same cheese, but better. There's also Kroger/Private Selection and the Tesco/Tesco's Finest thing. Same producer, different quality.
Artisan/Small Batch producers do this all the time, too. It's the same with Whiskey and Wine as well.
Ah yes, the CZcams algorithm sending everyone here 2 years after the upload
luke c It WaS aCtUaLlY oNe YeAr AgO sOOOOOOO
"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" is one of THE best insults I have ever heard. Top bloke that may
It's so powerful that I reckon the cooldown on it is about a decade or so
The cheese analogy was actually brilliant
3:18 "Apocalyptic Dingleberry".
That one's a keeper.
Gotta admit the cheese analogy was pretty good
The second clip just is the best. James's insults are the most creative ones i've ever heard and it's amazing.
As im growing older i can relate to James more and more 😂
‘You are an apocalyptic dingleberry’ - one of the most British insults I’ve heard in my life.
"That's an awful car"
*points at R34 Skyline*
excusemewhatthefuck.jpg
which minute? cuz im lazy af to watch
@@nickcrompton3254 2:40
Because it's an awful car, it's overrated
@@oscarmico3353 Well, I will concede that. It is kind of overrated.
But PLEASE don't say a Fox-body Mustang is better.
twotailedavenger 😂😂
The 'apocalyptic dingleberry' has to be the best insult I've ever heard.
hes so incredibly english, i love him
tbh james is the most british person on the show
"Hello"
-James May
XoiZhiv “You are a apocalyptic dingleberry.” -James May.
XoiZhiv
"OH COCK"
-James May
You can never tell when he's joking
James May is national treasure of UK . Every time he says "cock" the firing squad should fire from artillery pieces 5 times for the glory of May.
or when he utters the words at 9:57
"Here's some rubbish cheese for poor people"
He once used my head as a table to sign an autograph , my proudest moment
No way
LeBron Antetounkmpo it’s true he also then autographed my hat while I was wearing it and did all my friends ones on paper on my head
"I am the only normal bloke on this program"
The older I get, the more I agree with James. Still love the other two, but James is my favorite.
James May is the only person that can get away with hating the Nissan R34.
12:32 Richard's face after James talks is absolutelu priceless
0:22 is when you knew May was here to stay
The worst fate in the world got to be getting roasted by James may
It would be my favourite thing
Even worse, Captain slow overtaking you
"In all my 5 weeks of television" 🤣
12:32 An incredibly underrated James May moment in my opinion
Underrated moment I don't see in the comments is at 0:22. Can we appreciate his mini roast session and the fact he was only in TV for 5 weeks, really shows how their chemistry formed from the start 😂
he was actually in TV for far longer, that just a joke,the new top gear had only been on air for 5 weeks since he started, but he appeared a few time on old top gear in the late 90s and the like, he must definitely wasn't in TV for just 5 weeks
Jeremy and James were already friends before the trio became the hosts, so its likely James was already roasting them heavily beforehand.
This Video proves that James May is more British than James Bond.
And that's saying something.
Please tell me you've seen the Top Gear news segment where they smoke Porsche brand pipes.
TraustiGeir *smokes a pipe and talks in an overdone British accent*
Yes, very much so. Yes, quite. Yes, indeed. Yes.
@@TraustiGeir Deym, that brings back memories.
When it's only his 5 weeks into hosting a show and he is already roasting his co-hosts, you know it's going to be good
It actually easier because no body actually films so you can have a joint
-james may
I actually love that part
James May is perfectly balanced meme generator
“ In all my 5 weeks In television”
I thought he said fine weeks
Kosaku Kawajiri he didn’t
12:43 “hello”
The title says everything it actually is
12:34 hammock face is really precious
12:40
Jeremy: I have been rescued and I haven’t even broken down.
James: Hello. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
May- “I really enjoyed our day out, Richard”
“Its not often that i take someone out like this”
Hammond- ...
So funny Hammond's reaction
"I object to the biege"
Legendary.
Of the three blokes on this program, James May is the only one I'd have any interest in hanging out with.
Arnie Nonymous you must be very very slow
the cheese analogy makes sense?? take the f12 and the tdf
Yeah, like the Gt3 and gt3 rs, the 675 and 675LT and so on
Antonio Cinque There is no 675, only the 675LT.
TriHard Cx I meant the 650s, the all look the same, hard to tell the difference between them lol
James may be a little bit too wordy, but his comments do make sense
Harrypop97 you can see the other two immediately take James as an idiot, then realise he's right but don't have the heart to admit it
May shooting Clarkson with the starting gun is one of the best bits ever on top gear
5:54 That’s all he’s done all morning. He files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it’s suppose to be. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
5:26 that laugh will always be golden
James may is a proper bloke
How proper mate?
@@iimmyyyy 0:52
"i really enjoyed our day out today Richard its not often i take someone out for a nice dinner"
yea man the fuck
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Now you confused yourself, you poor old gun!!"
That happens to me way too often...
Though he wasn`t confused, was he?
On tonight's show , James May makes fun of Richard Hammond, James May makes fun of Jeremy Clarkson , James May makes fun of Meatloaf.
It should be “and James may hates meatloaf”
Hands down my favorite of the three.
You are an apocalyptic dingleberry.
- James May
Oh, well sorry if I offended you.
Why ?
- Jeremy Clarkson
Holy shit 12:40 fucking killed me. May standing there awkwardly "Hello"
Captain Slow refuses to run on television but he'll drive a car naked
I really miss the old episodes when you could see they improvised a lot.
“You are an apocalyptic dingleberry” 😂
Females: Exist
James May: 12:43
Jump 22 Films bøngiorno
0:21 This is the moment that started the trio’s chemistry.
JAMESSSS!!!!
Fred Schriks STOP FILING!!
Clarkson! I know it's you , you bloody idiot I'm on the throne
James May is my spirit animal.
Hopefully he's the ghost of Christmas future
*fursona
3:18 ‘apocalyptic dingleberry’ is the best two word insult I have ever heard
Honestly that cheese analogy is pretty spot-on - Why else would the Porsche Cayman be slower than the 911 despite having a superior chassis?
Exactly. These days there is always something that's really cheap but garbage, it's something that's very good but very expensive. And there NOTHING in the middle.
James is the personification of England
5 weeks of tv... you can tell that episode is old just by that sentence
Ps James May said that.... 2nd funny moment
James May is too precious for this world
Watching James May go through the stages of grief with his car with no AC or comfort is one of my all time favorite moments from him. Although, if I remember right, instead of acceptance he decides to never drive it again.
The Aston GT4 isnt a bad car but definitely not allowed on public roads, its not made for it
Never noticed how savage he is
The cheese analogy makes sense
That is a very bold statement.
AJ Hall it does. If they sold the more expensive one by itself it’d record less sales. However, advertise a slightly cheaper and considerably worse one and people will see the more expensive one as good value and be more likely to buy. Standard marketing
@@angusrowe8960 "Why are you on this car program" :)
@@ajhall7454 i will always support captain slow .. or Mr Slowly, as the Italians call him
@@angusrowe8960 and at the same time people who want to feel better then others buy the more expensive cheese.
This just got recommended to everybody and no one is complaining.
I feel like half of James' role in Top Gear is him falling over followed by Jeremy and Richard laughing. It's a winning formula
Easy to forget how fuckin brutal May used to be
James May - "....I like that new version of Rolls Royce cause it comes with some pens in the glove box."
If there ever was someone who would appreciate that sort of thing.
Doug Demuro?
“The only thing I keep in my car is a little paint brush for cleaning dust out of the switches
“hello”
"hi"
Correct
Captain Slow? He drove that Bugatti Vayron to the inch of it's life - brave man in my book!
"I object to the beige."
- James May.
Definately the best trio host show ever made.
They counteract each other in such a hilarious way
Best banter ever in television too. No drama can hold a candle against this show.
The long, loaded silence while May stalks out the door and around the corner before he utters one single, heartfelt “FUCK!” so venomous it can still be heard over the bleep. That’s the content we live for.
Where is that
Alex Mear 10:44
Thanks
Reminds me of those looney tunes cartoons where the character, after hitting his head or slams his hand with a door or something, yells into a paper bag and takes it outside to release the sound.
Ayodeji Ogundiran ahaha YES. It’s all in the timing.
"....like i said, does anyone have a gun?" lol
My favourite insult of all time: “You Apocalyptic Dingleberry”
funny how new Top Gear is now old Top Gear. For me old Top Gear is still young Jeremy with many, MANY hairs.
Yea now you have to call it old old Top Gear. James hosted it as well after Jeremy quit for a while back in the 90's.
Missed the clip where he's trying to unjam a gun and looks down the barrel. Clarkson and hammond just cringe/facepalm.
Ahh, James May, always brings a smile to my face, truly the proper bloke of this show.
Ok but the cheese anology is really good
The cheese analogy is perfect!
Clearly the best of the three and a wonderful all-around human being.
I think the same, he is cool AF.
No he said the R35 GTR was shit
He honestly seems like the actual meanest of the three tbh
CaptainAMAZINGGG no lol thatd jeremy
@@dadjones6205 to be honest I agree with the Rolls Royce's pens over the datsun