Jeremy Clarkson on Bad Drivers

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  • čas přidán 14. 03. 2010
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  • @marmalade3447
    @marmalade3447 Před 6 lety +9430

    In James's porn, the man wouldn't just fix the boiler, he'd also describe each component and how he fixed it.

    • @HeatherSpoonheim
      @HeatherSpoonheim Před 3 lety +158

      Sounds hawt!

    • @sirius4k
      @sirius4k Před 3 lety +320

      In great detail, while pacing in front of the woman.

    • @Bl4ckP0150n
      @Bl4ckP0150n Před 3 lety +436

      He would also name all the tools and put them back In their respective places in the box after neatly polishing them!

    • @krashd
      @krashd Před 3 lety +109

      Normally on the set of a porno they have someone called a fluffer who polishes any tool before it goes in a box.

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu Před 3 lety +42

      im already wet!

  • @kingsize127
    @kingsize127 Před 4 lety +6442

    I love May’s face at the end. He’s like, “Yeah, Jeremy has a point there.”

    • @off_mah_lawn2074
      @off_mah_lawn2074 Před 3 lety +30

      That would be a lemon stealing whores level of porn video

    • @josephrios6939
      @josephrios6939 Před 3 lety +10

      czcams.com/video/NXOTbNrQOeQ/video.html
      Go to 27:36

    • @alextunstall6912
      @alextunstall6912 Před 3 lety +3

      yoyo_user_49 video is unavailable

    • @bluenautilus7052
      @bluenautilus7052 Před 3 lety +8

      @@josephrios6939 He actually made that film XD

    • @josephrios6939
      @josephrios6939 Před 3 lety +19

      @@alextunstall6912 It may not be available in your country. It's basically a porno James May made where the plumber fixes a shower. It's on an episode of James May's Man Lab where they build a cinema.

  • @bjct5002
    @bjct5002 Před 3 lety +2759

    “Thank you for fixing my boiler, but I don’t have any money to pay you... maybe I can make it up to you some other way?”
    “That’s alright just pay by phone when you can. Have a good day!”

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak Před 3 lety +230

      "the job was rewarding enough as it is! Good day!"
      "but..."
      "I said good day!"

    • @tomgl6684
      @tomgl6684 Před 2 lety +359

      "Actually, don't worry about it - it was just a real pleasure to work on a Worcester Bosch G28-C. Did you know it was the first wall mounted boiler to feature an adjustable thermoreactive pipe gullet? I haven't seen one of those in someone's house since at least the 80s!
      It's actually quite fascinating - you see what the gullet does is - oh dear she's fallen asleep..."

    • @psychromaniac3525
      @psychromaniac3525 Před 2 lety +41

      "I'll send you an invoice. Have a good day."

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 Před 2 lety +1

      It did happen: czcams.com/video/GHDIIYO9a-M/video.html

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 Před 2 lety +48

      Fifty Shades of May.

  • @mrarmaan999
    @mrarmaan999 Před 5 lety +8496

    -“How did you overturn your car?”
    -“I hit a gate”
    -“Well why try to ram into a closed gate?”
    -“It was open”
    “...”
    “...”
    ....

    • @RayOLight
      @RayOLight Před 5 lety +188

      Sam TuBer Try explaining this to your insurance.
      Insurers: What happened?
      You: I hit a gate.
      Insurers: Why did you ram into an closed gate?
      You: Well you see it was open. I just cannot use a steering wheel.

    • @lynx318therealone
      @lynx318therealone Před 5 lety +144

      @@RayOLight Lady Driver, "But it's a Skoda, the advertisement said 'simply clever cars' so I thought it was smart enough to steer itself."

    • @RayOLight
      @RayOLight Před 5 lety +8

      lynx318therealone lol

    • @alisonwilliams4862
      @alisonwilliams4862 Před 5 lety +76

      I'm sure insurers have heard more bizarre things lol. I worked with a woman who had horses and one jumped over the hedge onto the bonnet of her Audi. She was on the phone to the insurers in work and said 'A horse jumped on it.' She then went 'It's not funny' - evidently because the person on the other end couldn't control their laughter!

    • @Quasihamster
      @Quasihamster Před 5 lety +66

      "Really? Dammit how fast were you going?!"
      "5 mph."

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Před 7 lety +12525

    "I went on the internet this week"... brief moment of panic from Hammond.

    • @enderslayer247
      @enderslayer247 Před 7 lety +128

      Same xD, I was expecting the worst when it was said

    • @andro7862
      @andro7862 Před 7 lety +2

      A-DOGGER's Slatey Unused Channel xD

    • @DIZAZZO
      @DIZAZZO Před 6 lety +2

      Sean Sutton
      Damn, I made a comment almost like yours... lol

    • @greatkhan393
      @greatkhan393 Před 5 lety +7

      All of the accidents were Hammond's fault

    • @jamesmartindale8968
      @jamesmartindale8968 Před 5 lety +28

      Sean Sutton was half expecting Jeremy to say
      “...and I found THIS”

  • @Favulous01
    @Favulous01 Před 5 lety +8854

    “Hello, Ive come to fix your boiler”
    *fixes boiler*
    *leaves*

    • @vincentxu8217
      @vincentxu8217 Před 5 lety +1127

      The woman: (in seductive voice) You are so amazing! How can I pay you back?
      James: You shall receive the invoice by mail in three to five businessdays.

    • @BATTLEFIELD_101
      @BATTLEFIELD_101 Před 5 lety +37

      That me everyday.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 Před 5 lety +123

      Top ten unexpected turn of events in -anime- porn.

    • @DanTheStripe
      @DanTheStripe Před 5 lety +24

      Thanks for repeating the joke, I didn’t catch it the first time.

    • @AdamSmith-kq6ys
      @AdamSmith-kq6ys Před 5 lety +85

      The thing is, Human, you joke ... but I've done that. Got invited round somebody's house to "fix their computer" when I was 19 - I was crazy about this lady but hadn't realised what, if any, feelings she had about me, so was resolutely on my best behaviour, fixed the machine, wasted around four hours chatting before meeting her family. When I worked it out a couple of months later I was kicking myself.

  • @Ostermond
    @Ostermond Před 4 lety +837

    “All bad drivers, drove Volvos.”
    _camera cuts to May_

    • @forevercomputing
      @forevercomputing Před 3 lety +22

      You have to address any plot holes....

    • @christophb2736
      @christophb2736 Před 2 lety +15

      To be honest. He found the source of the river Nile. In a Volvo.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Před 8 měsíci +3

      Clarkson drives a Volvo

  • @JayakrishnanNairOmana
    @JayakrishnanNairOmana Před 3 lety +318

    I now realized it. We had all been fans of TG all along because we loved the camaraderie of three friends and felt connected to how they rib each other like only besties can do. And they showed it was real by sticking together when one was booted from the show. Automobiles just happened to be a subject they could discuss while having that positive aura and amazing energy reminiscent of the halcyon days spend with besties.
    That is why BBC could never recreate the magic of TG despite a gazillion pounds in budget. It was NEVER ABOUT the cars: they could have done this with reviewing sports or movies and still had the same following. That is what they got wrong. It was always about their uniquely quirky yet familiar, wonderful, exuberant chemistry that we enjoyed and could relate to.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman Před 2 lety +21

      Yeah, I don't particularly care much about cars although I will admit a good car is a good bit of fun and I don't want to drive a shitty car. But I loved watched Top Gear, it was just fun. As bonus points I'd actually learn something about cars sometimes so the blue collars don't think I'm a dickhead at the water cooler.

    • @yournamehere6240
      @yournamehere6240 Před 2 lety +9

      U realized it only now??

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Před 2 lety

      Movies and sports wouldn't allow for the same type of outside episodes tho

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Absolutely

    • @j-train13
      @j-train13 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Yup, I've always had zero interest in cars, but I love watching these three idiots

  • @ABCRapster
    @ABCRapster Před 7 lety +12735

    i saw a BMW use it's turn signals today. I've seen it all

    • @Damocles178
      @Damocles178 Před 7 lety +737

      I think the BMW you saw was a cheap chinese knock-off. Real BMW's don't have indicators :)

    • @sablatnic8030
      @sablatnic8030 Před 6 lety +30

      Luna - now I've seen one too with working indicators!!! 80

    • @STho205
      @STho205 Před 6 lety +156

      Sablatnic. Must have had their blinker fluid just topped up by Karl the temperamental Bavarian mechanic. Those reservoirs leak badly. 99% are empty.

    • @sablatnic8030
      @sablatnic8030 Před 6 lety +7

      That explains it. Thanks! :-)

    • @cameroncameron4274
      @cameroncameron4274 Před 6 lety +38

      Patrick Onofre ,you are a liar and a fraud,BMW car's don't have bulbs in the indicators

  • @azianberry
    @azianberry Před 7 lety +8308

    1:05 is a good driver. as soon as he spotted a bike he absolutely smashed it. he saw a danger and completely nullified it.

    • @stephencrompton4352
      @stephencrompton4352 Před 7 lety +74

      haha

    • @obelix1235
      @obelix1235 Před 7 lety +249

      My God, thet could've been Clarkson! (if you remember the episode when he chainsawed a bike from the cool wall)

    • @Pianothegamer
      @Pianothegamer Před 6 lety +9

      LMAO xD

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader Před 5 lety +14

      I laughed a little too hard at this. xD

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 Před 5 lety +12

      I'll like this when I've passed my test.
      (Never know what the buggers can see nowadays...)

  • @icykickflip
    @icykickflip Před 4 lety +316

    "then you'd just fix it"
    some women like a man that gets the job done

    • @AmnesiaForever
      @AmnesiaForever Před 3 lety +22

      May isn't getting the right job done, there.

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth Před 3 lety +13

      “She asked for it to be fixed!”

    • @novaiscool1
      @novaiscool1 Před 3 lety +6

      I would also like to point out fixing the boiler doesn't mean sex can't happen, just means she gets the work done she needed and then after that the work she wanted.

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth Před 3 lety +6

      @@novaiscool1 well, now the women gets a fixed boiler and sex so double the win

    • @berkeleygang1834
      @berkeleygang1834 Před 3 lety +5

      "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!" - Red Green

  • @Raiaka
    @Raiaka Před 7 měsíci +24

    Funnily enough, they've quite neatly explained why good public transit is good for drivers. It gives the people with no interest in driving viable alternatives which results in the only people driving being people who want to drive or have to drive.

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 Před 6 lety +3666

    1:13 - how in the name of LORD can you flip a car by driving through gate THAT wide...

    • @redeemer7141
      @redeemer7141 Před 5 lety +121

      He didn't drive THROUGH the gate.. :D

    • @drxshock6957
      @drxshock6957 Před 5 lety +274

      It's clearly a dog trapped in a car's body, it wants belly rubs.

    • @chainzsawmaster
      @chainzsawmaster Před 5 lety +21

      It was a gta simulation

    • @alphamaledriveshard
      @alphamaledriveshard Před 5 lety +111

      It's a front wheel drive car. When the front wheel hit the wall, the driver just kept hitting the throttle. As a result the front wheel tried going up the wall and flipped the car over. This is a common occurrence with front wheel drive cars. You might have seen some cars flip over in an accident when it's front wheel merely nudged another car.

    • @joshualaw375
      @joshualaw375 Před 5 lety +7

      Idiocy. Hats how. #300thlike

  • @DetroitMuscle313
    @DetroitMuscle313 Před 6 lety +6658

    ive come to fix your boiler, and than you just fix it 🤣, i love Jeremy

  • @sicknote7230
    @sicknote7230 Před 3 lety +1653

    Step Sister : Step Bro Im stuck...
    James May : Let me get the lube
    Step sister : Whats are you doing step bro?
    James : Getting you un-stuck.

    • @erneststyczen7071
      @erneststyczen7071 Před 3 lety +144

      James May is just a good man. Porn is ridiculous these days.

    • @oVoidhawko
      @oVoidhawko Před 3 lety +27

      And would no doubt be a more conscientious lover.

    • @tomgl6684
      @tomgl6684 Před 2 lety +44

      @@erneststyczen7071 Yes, it was much more sensible when it had cheesy funk music bouncing around over the top of people boning.

    • @CrazyPanda688
      @CrazyPanda688 Před 2 lety +18

      Dude all this incest shit is retarded

    • @woodyofp8574
      @woodyofp8574 Před 2 lety +15

      It's harder to find pornography that *isn't* incestuous.

  • @KayJblue
    @KayJblue Před 2 lety +496

    He’s right about Korean cars, I recently saw a stinger and was thinking to myself “a person of culture, nice”
    Then they went 20 in a 30mph and could barely stay in the lane.

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased Před 2 lety +41

      Oddly enough I feel like those are sporty cars for people that don't really have much of an interest in cars. My mom wants one

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff Před 2 lety +35

      That's your problem, you're still not using km/h like the vast majority of the world. No wonder the driver is mixing up the values, they were going 30 km/h.

    • @AsherSkylark
      @AsherSkylark Před rokem +2

      Almost got an accident after a Kia Sorento changed lane on a double yellow lane road

    • @willch.2259
      @willch.2259 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@Liggliluffthat's definitely not the reason

    • @tristancoffin
      @tristancoffin Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@Liggliluff oH nO UniTs My wORst NigHTMare

  • @sumairb9978
    @sumairb9978 Před 5 lety +583

    hammond on how to cook a sunday lunch:
    "yeah you... *_boil the meat or whatever_* "

    • @paulorchard7960
      @paulorchard7960 Před 4 lety +11

      Sumair Bawa
      Remind me to turn down a lunch invitation from Hammond!

    • @igorino1767
      @igorino1767 Před 3 lety +21

      just put it in a V8 mixer or sth

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 Před 3 lety +2

      How do you eat whale then?

    • @harrymitchell9519
      @harrymitchell9519 Před 3 lety +2

      If you have gammon it's actually better to boil it for a bit before putting it in the oven.

  • @Jay-cp8rl
    @Jay-cp8rl Před 5 lety +917

    0:51 I could tell Richard was worried when Jeremy said "I went on the internet this week...". He had that look on his face if you could see it

    • @oussamacin3966
      @oussamacin3966 Před 3 lety +50

      He was like 'Ahh shit, here we go again'

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před 3 lety +15

      Didn't need to see it, I was already waiting...

  • @zykx2213
    @zykx2213 Před 5 lety +421

    "Fix a boiler, and then you just fix it" Legends 😂😂😂😂

    • @tomsterbg8130
      @tomsterbg8130 Před 3 lety +1

      Imagine not fixing the boiler, what a shame...

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 Před 2 lety

      James did just that: czcams.com/video/GHDIIYO9a-M/video.html

  • @greenday1710
    @greenday1710 Před 3 lety +50

    Can we just have a weekly hour long show of these 3 reviewing things? Bad drivers, cooking etc. This would be TV gold

  • @Jtmissile
    @Jtmissile Před 6 lety +1403

    "Fixing shades of Boiler"
    *Directed by James "May" Cameron*

    • @martf8014
      @martf8014 Před 5 lety +8

      no they are just all white

    • @yournextdoorneighbo1
      @yournextdoorneighbo1 Před 4 lety +2

      mart f when you don’t have any evidence so you pull the race card and say they’re all white.

    • @JorntWagenaar
      @JorntWagenaar Před 4 lety +4

      Somewhere in time all comments were deleted so we're left to wonder what went on in the discussion above before it ended in racist remarks... Got to love youtube these days.

    • @Johnbovii
      @Johnbovii Před 4 lety +1

      Jornt Wagenaar it’s not deleted comments you’re just missing the point

    • @JorntWagenaar
      @JorntWagenaar Před 4 lety +1

      @@Johnbovii Am I? Must be getting old.. Care to educate me?

  • @betotrono
    @betotrono Před 7 lety +297

    P.T. Cruisers. Watch the fuck out for people driving PT cruisers. If your judgement is bad enough to buy a PT cruiser you can't be trusted behind the wheel of it.

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 Před 7 lety +22

      Even worse if they have the infamous woody PT cruiser!!

    • @fernandovasquez1022
      @fernandovasquez1022 Před 6 lety +3

      betotrono ive seen PT cruiser convertivles!

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL Před 6 lety +2

      betotrono I have not seen those in years. I guess the owners died in a car crash?

    • @rowan1565
      @rowan1565 Před 6 lety

      There's a story behind that I'm sure.

    • @KraXxuS
      @KraXxuS Před 6 lety +2

      betotrono PT cruisers have become even more dangerous because their drivers have began to realize everybody else on the road hates them so now they try to fit in and are even harder and more angering to get around

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 Před 4 lety +97

    A rare moment of everyone agreeing with Jeremy

  • @trumpjongun8831
    @trumpjongun8831 Před 5 lety +288

    1:47 here come's the Honda". Kia Sportage.

    • @WillHart423
      @WillHart423 Před 4 lety +20

      I really thought so too at first, but after replaying that several times, it might actually be a CR-V

    • @matejmihok8779
      @matejmihok8779 Před 4 lety +8

      @@WillHart423 no, its Kia Sportage for sure..look at the shape of logo

    • @ld9387
      @ld9387 Před 4 lety +5

      Could be a Hyundai Tuscon

    • @patc1448
      @patc1448 Před 4 lety +25

      Might be a Lamborghini outback

    • @sumanthbhat7879
      @sumanthbhat7879 Před 4 lety +10

      @@patc1448 Might have been a Cybertruck

  • @jackthompson6871
    @jackthompson6871 Před 7 lety +1065

    the 'honda' behind the bus is a kia!

  • @DIZAZZO
    @DIZAZZO Před 6 lety +133

    "_I went on the internet this week..."
    Lot of tension was in the air at that moment.

    • @toku7319
      @toku7319 Před 3 lety +3

      50/50 it's scat porn or a strangely modified car.

    • @toku7319
      @toku7319 Před 3 lety +1

      @LamboGenie Why would you reply to a 5 days old comment?

    • @toku7319
      @toku7319 Před 3 lety +2

      @LamboGenie I bet you're one of those idiots who thinks that only new/ recent stuff is good. This album's from 1989? Avoid. This game's from 2009? Avoid. The porn i'm beating my dick to is from 2015? Avoid, i'm not into older people.

    • @toku7319
      @toku7319 Před 3 lety +1

      @LamboGenie I was making fun of your mentality, and i replied because i wanted to, and because i can. I'm not an edgy teenager i'm most likely older than you are.

    • @DIZAZZO
      @DIZAZZO Před 3 lety +3

      @@toku7319
      Or a scat in a strangely modified car...

  • @nickcrompton485
    @nickcrompton485 Před 3 lety +38

    I love jeremys impression of may
    “I have come to fix your boiler”

  • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
    @LOVEMUFFIN_official Před 3 lety +84

    Anyone who has seen James May’s excellent show “Man Lab” knows that Jeremey was perfectly correct about James’s pornographic film…

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 Před 2 lety +6

      Reference: czcams.com/video/GHDIIYO9a-M/video.html

  • @bullettube9863
    @bullettube9863 Před 6 lety +22

    My experience is that all bad drivers either never took driving lessons, or they took lessons and forgot every thing they were taught as soon as they passed their exam. Bad drivers include people who can't turn the steering wheel more then 1/4 turn, people who can't read speed limit signs, and people who don't pay attention to the road ahead of them.

  • @Figureight
    @Figureight Před 5 lety +1446

    Zafira drivers.

  • @ForzaPolska06
    @ForzaPolska06 Před 3 lety +16

    720p in 2010
    Congratulations! You have passed the test.

  • @ParadoxEngineer
    @ParadoxEngineer Před 3 lety +27

    The dude tried to drive through an open gate and somehow hit both sides and flipped the car...

  • @tijmen131
    @tijmen131 Před 7 lety +192

    0:52 people were expecting something else

  • @elitesniper923
    @elitesniper923 Před 14 lety +116

    Lol james fixing a boiler in a porn film

    • @nochannelmusician769
      @nochannelmusician769 Před 6 lety +1

      It's just a fetish some people have. You shouldn't be so judgmental.

  • @sladeippie5841
    @sladeippie5841 Před 5 lety +108

    Now you know why Jeremy, Richard & James were the best ever Top Gear presenters

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz Před 3 lety +5

      the thing about them is, You know there is a script, they know there is a script, but nobody knows if they are actually following it, sure, some of the "mistakes" were more likely than not framed in some way, but a lot of them, I assume were not, also the chemistry they have,
      They are also the only thing keeping Amazon Prime Alive.....

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 Před 2 lety +4

      @@mozxz TLDR : they are so good at presenting and their chemistry is so great that you feel like it's not scripted, that's how good it is

  • @rockyvolcano4
    @rockyvolcano4 Před 3 lety +32

    Unfortunately here in America it’s the exact opposite. If you see a Lamborghini or fiat driving around odds are it’s going to be one of the worst drivers. But if you see a jacked up Chevy covered in mud their gonna be some of the best drivers you know.

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 Před 2 lety +7

      Basically, you can only be sure of enthusiasts to be good drivers.
      Lambhorgini isnt for enthusiasts anymore, because its become the generic luxury car that everyone wants, thus all the idiot rich people with no taste buy it.

    • @ahmadzahraniAAZ
      @ahmadzahraniAAZ Před 2 lety +3

      And if you see a black goodwrench chevy with the number 3, you better get out of the way.

    • @billthompson6454
      @billthompson6454 Před 6 měsíci +1

      No

    • @klondike3112
      @klondike3112 Před 3 měsíci

      Are you serious? The jacked up Silverado is liable to overtake you on the left, cut in front of you, and then swerve across several lanes of traffic at 90mph to make an exit.. Suspension modifications on trucks are basically a prerequisite to astonishingly anti-social driving habits.
      I do agree on the first point, though. Motorists in "enthusiast" cars tend to be terrible drivers in the US and I've no clue why.

  • @Dannamal-hc8pu
    @Dannamal-hc8pu Před 5 lety +51

    "If you have no have not interest in something it means you're no good at it" Amen to that

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker63 Před 7 lety +865

    There is actually 3 different types of bad driver. Those who are bad through incompetence (Nissan micra, Kia, Peugeot drivers etc.) Then there are those who simply have a bad attitude (Audi, VW, BMW drivers etc.) Then you have your boy racers who treat the road like the Nurbrurgring. Usually in a spoilered and tinted hot hatch, Civic type R, Astra VXR, Golf R etc. It's a minefield out there! I believe the only make you are safe with is Alfa Romeo because nobody buys an Alfa unless they really love cars!

    • @edzgt5243
      @edzgt5243 Před 7 lety +175

      soundseeker63 and it would break down so you could stay at home safe

    • @XxRAND0MxG4M3RzZ
      @XxRAND0MxG4M3RzZ Před 7 lety +31

      soundseeker63 Or Saabs because they are built like tanks

    • @vladvld3433
      @vladvld3433 Před 7 lety +2

      agree with both of you..

    • @larrytipton2868
      @larrytipton2868 Před 7 lety +8

      Until the Alfa breaks down, you have to walk, then you get run over. Life's not fair.

    • @ionianfalcon
      @ionianfalcon Před 7 lety +6

      If everyone drove Alfas then the streets would be empty. And apart from the 4C and the Giulia all other Alfas are Fiat's underneath. I love Alfa but let's be honest here. Except the Giulia, the 2000GTV and the Sprint I wouldn't want to own one.

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 Před 3 lety +9

    2:40 Best part is James' "Fair 'Nuff" head tilt.

  • @dimashevchenkoua
    @dimashevchenkoua Před 3 lety +22

    "could you cook a Sunday lunch?"
    "Yeah you boil the meat or whatever"

    • @nickh5081
      @nickh5081 Před 2 lety

      Sounds like a stereotypical English lunch to me!

  • @spitfirerobinson
    @spitfirerobinson Před 7 lety +1085

    In America all bad drivers are in a Prius.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww Před 7 lety +125

      AND they have that smug sense f superiority about them too. Prius drivers might as well hold a sign above their heads at all times saying "hey! punch me"

    • @drhanifp
      @drhanifp Před 7 lety +58

      David Robinson you mean mustang?

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx Před 7 lety +77

      Here in Ontario Canada, I've never seen a badly driven Prius. Yeah, they are still everywhere, but the clueless drivers are all in 90's buckets and the twats are all in V8s, be it muscle cars or trucks.

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 Před 7 lety +6

      Or a Volvo. Or anyone with South Carolina or Louisiana plates.

    • @RazorSharp75426
      @RazorSharp75426 Před 7 lety +10

      Or a riced cars like Civics

  • @torenessa6931
    @torenessa6931 Před 7 lety +69

    00:32 That one laugh 😂😂

  • @drtyboy
    @drtyboy Před 3 lety +17

    10 years late to this party, but where I live, the bad drivers always seem to be driving Nissan Rogues, and Altimas.

    • @aaronbryan5095
      @aaronbryan5095 Před 2 lety

      Nissan does make pretty shitty cars these days, the only reason they still sell well is because the normie consumers who are also most likely the bad drivers still think all Japanese car manufacturers make cars that are equally reliable to each other even though that is no longer the case, only a few of them are still committed to make reliable cars and Nissan definitely isn't one of them.

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon Před 3 lety +11

    Jezza:"I went on the internet this week..."
    Hammond: * screams internally *

  • @juliaryan4266
    @juliaryan4266 Před 7 lety +940

    Prius drivers.

  • @EnginesandElbowGrease
    @EnginesandElbowGrease Před 12 lety +244

    I've made the whole driving license argument from Jeremy to many MANY people. He makes an extremely good point! And most people agree with me.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju Před 6 lety +21

      Not really. You don't have to be a good driver to be able to drive well enough for the roads. Road driving doesn't require much skill as a driver at all. If you wanted to be an F1 driver, you'd need an interest in cars, but not as a road driver.

    • @CanadaBud23
      @CanadaBud23 Před 5 lety +15

      Is it even possible to be further from the truth than that? If you have no interest that means you don't have interest in being good at it. Which means you should have your license severely restricted or revoked. I ain't gonna have some asshole ruin my pride and joy because they think driving is a chore they can muddle through everyday. Driving on the road is a serious business that clearly a large portion of the population doesn't respect.

    • @bluefoxy6478
      @bluefoxy6478 Před 4 lety

      @Donovan Campbell wait till cars that cna drive themselves come along then we don't have to deal with bad drivers

  • @thatkyleguy1289
    @thatkyleguy1289 Před 5 lety +1

    You cant help but love these guys!! I miss them

  • @rihitsaundankar3172
    @rihitsaundankar3172 Před 3 lety +75

    James would pull his step sister put of the washing machine instead of pulling her pants down

    • @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
      @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK Před 3 lety +22

      And then explain how the heater core in it works

    • @ferrari2k
      @ferrari2k Před 3 lety +4

      pull his step sister put?
      Umm... :D

  • @tomasalejandroarayaolmedo7477

    1:49 " Here's Comes The Honda " And is a 2005 Kia Sportage

  • @latortugapicante719
    @latortugapicante719 Před 5 lety +23

    In the states you watch out for Buick’s... always an old person who may be napping

    • @dwightstewart7181
      @dwightstewart7181 Před 4 lety +2

      Elderly drivers are by far the safest on the road. I'm an "old person" and almost willing to bet I could drive circles around you. I've driven fast (many tickets) for decades (all conditions, many vehicles, many locations including overseas) without a single accident (caused by me or blamed on someone else). Lets see if you can say the same when you're my age, kid.

    • @bluefoxy6478
      @bluefoxy6478 Před 4 lety

      @@dwightstewart7181 ok boomer

    • @dwightstewart7181
      @dwightstewart7181 Před 4 lety +2

      @@bluefoxy6478 .. Yes, I'm a boomer and damn proud of it. Since you failed to mention your generation, you must not be so proud of it.

    • @bluefoxy6478
      @bluefoxy6478 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dwightstewart7181 why would i need to tell you what gen im from? Though I'll tell you that im not from a gen who managed to give the next gen less then what the previous gen gave them and then having to make the next gen come in and fix all the problems that that gen manage to make, higher inflation, and making collage heccin expensive because people wanted to go on the governments dime causing student loans.

    • @filipce3
      @filipce3 Před 3 lety

      Blue Foxy Youre a moron. Thats no way to speak to an elderly, theyre not your friend....

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack Před 3 lety +10

    "that's a bad driver - he's got a bus - but he's made it!'

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před 3 lety +8

    I often worry that I'm a bad driver and don't realise it but compared to some of the drivers in this compilation I feel like an F1 driver.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww Před 7 lety +36

    the worst drivers are definitely Peugot drivers

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 Před 7 lety +3

      When ever I'm in a massive queue of slow moving traffic it always seems to be a 206 at the front causing it...

    • @alisonwilliams4862
      @alisonwilliams4862 Před 5 lety

      @@wetlettuce4768 That was probably me! ☺

  • @timclark1218
    @timclark1218 Před 5 lety +165

    Whats the difference between hedgehogs and BMW cars?
    Hedgehogs have the pricks on the outside

  • @BamaChad-W4CHD
    @BamaChad-W4CHD Před 4 lety +6

    This is absolutely hilarious! A great example of British humor lol

  • @groundsymphony
    @groundsymphony Před 3 lety +4

    I love how everyone in the audience know that they will enjoy this one 1:38 it’s like in every person mind when they come to a shop

  • @MrMcKane
    @MrMcKane Před 7 lety +938

    Bad Drivers??? *ANYONE IN A VAUXHALL INSIGNIA*
    Edit, i got a new one, ANYONE IN A NISSAN JUKE.

    • @adamleeding2023
      @adamleeding2023 Před 7 lety +13

      MrMcKane bad drivers
      Anyone in a VW Golf

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 Před 7 lety

      What about the GTI

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 Před 7 lety +6

      Especially the GTI and R32....

    • @liamprince1409
      @liamprince1409 Před 7 lety +12

      Adam Leeding Golfs and other mid range volkswagens tend to have more rude drivers than bad drivers

    • @gw7624
      @gw7624 Před 7 lety +1

      Nailed it. Couldn't afford anything better so they feel like they have something to prove.

  • @KDMFrost
    @KDMFrost Před 7 lety +64

    James arrives at the nice plump ass ladie's house
    "I come to fix you boiler"
    **fixes boiler and leaves**
    😂😂

  • @Tannnyboy
    @Tannnyboy Před 2 lety

    so glad u put the whole clip 😂

  • @mightymouse5930
    @mightymouse5930 Před 5 lety +11

    This video was uploaded at 100x the quality that the BBC is uploading their top gear content.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 Před 4 lety +1

      This video could be uploaded in 240p, while the new "Top Gear" could be uploaded in 4K, and this video would still be 100x the quality.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red Před 3 lety +12

    When Top Gear was in it's hey day. The world was a better place 10 years ago...

  • @chebli23
    @chebli23 Před 5 lety +4

    These guys are so dope their enthusiasm for cars is so legit and they are damn hilarious

  • @owenmcdonald5806
    @owenmcdonald5806 Před 3 lety +16

    Jeremy genuinely had a great point with the "if you have no interest in driving you shouldn't get your license" thing, especially in today's age when there are so many other options for travel. Jeremy for new supreme world leader

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 Před 2 lety +2

      Not that easily in car-oriented developments prevalent in North America. There's not even a footpath in some areas.

    • @tristancoffin
      @tristancoffin Před 8 měsíci

      @@dbclass4075 British detected

  • @SkillZgetKillZ
    @SkillZgetKillZ Před 3 lety +10

    That is a good one time gag
    Set up for a porno, but then the guy just fixes her car exchanges goodbyes and both go on their way

  • @mortensen1961
    @mortensen1961 Před 6 lety +11

    I wonder if they realised that their "Chevy" Lacetti they used in "Star In A Reasonably Priced Car" was made in Korea. . .

  • @jamesreacts589
    @jamesreacts589 Před 7 lety +453

    What about Peugeot drivers?

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger Před 6 lety +63

      If it's a 205 or a 206, they're fine. Anything else, begin evasive maneuvers.

    • @rubien0389
      @rubien0389 Před 6 lety +1

      twotailedavenger peugot 307/508 (sw) aren't too bad either

    • @mezalong
      @mezalong Před 6 lety +14

      206 is a girls car so also avoid these

    • @mitchellhogg4627
      @mitchellhogg4627 Před 6 lety +1

      James Reacts!! Nah fam they're fine....the problems the car...

    • @mrubuntuking5257
      @mrubuntuking5257 Před 6 lety +7

      10 years ago, definitely. Even 5 years ago that argument could still be made for some models. They actually make decent cars now though, and they're priced like decent cars now too, a bad driver whose insurance rates would reflect their many accidents could never afford one. PSA has reorganized their lineup, it used to be that Peugeot sold cheap economy cars with awful build quality while Citroen sold average to premium models, but now Citroen is the bottom, Peugeot is the middle, and the new brand DS is the top.

  • @yezki8
    @yezki8 Před 2 lety +1

    2:07 this is VERY relevant today. Many community, good products in general destroyed by management team who are not interested in their field of work

    • @farishanafiah8461
      @farishanafiah8461 Před 7 měsíci

      That's why quality jobs are hard to find nowadays. Most people have jobs solely because of money or fame, not because of the interest or passion.

  • @andrewmwesigwa1532
    @andrewmwesigwa1532 Před 5 lety

    This segment is always nice

  • @jordangipson1125
    @jordangipson1125 Před 5 lety +4

    I loved my 2003 Honda... drove it for years. Not exactly a fun car or flashy, but she got the job done and done well.

  • @jam1723
    @jam1723 Před 5 lety +22

    0:29 to 0:36 - "Certainly if I see a Korean car coming towards me I'd pull over, get out, hide behind a tree, you just don't want to take any chance's" - Jeremy Clarkson 2010 #LOL

  • @finnbar87
    @finnbar87 Před 3 lety

    Classic, pure TG. I do miss that. :)

  • @HordrissTheConfuser
    @HordrissTheConfuser Před 3 lety

    For a long time, it was Vauxhall Cavaliers - they were a popular company car

  • @daveb7122
    @daveb7122 Před 5 lety +29

    "I see a korean car, I pull over, get out, hide behind a tree"

  • @davethecow445
    @davethecow445 Před 3 lety +3

    0:38 this is the most profound thing clarkson has said and its the truest thing ever

  • @TeaCup1987
    @TeaCup1987 Před 9 měsíci +1

    As someone who likes Kias and Korean cars, I can confirm that they attract elderly and bad drivers. The last car in that crash compilation was pre-facelift sportage.

  • @Legendary-2024
    @Legendary-2024 Před 3 lety

    Yea I absoutly love thease guys lol. I love how they are like brothers. Its so cool to see how most of their lives are played out and all 3 of them will always be friends :) rare thing thease days

  • @PublicBus09
    @PublicBus09 Před 3 lety +5

    Little did jeremy knew, his fellow comrade will drive a volvo and steal his car door

  • @wakeawaken430
    @wakeawaken430 Před 3 lety +7

    The first clip was in Athens Greece, near to my house
    It was an old lady, totally incapable to drive

  • @OverlandTT
    @OverlandTT Před 3 lety

    This made me laugh even in 2021, stay safe people!

  • @ItsIdaho
    @ItsIdaho Před 4 lety

    I remember what these Videos on CZcams 10 years ago. They were great.

  • @bneum
    @bneum Před 3 lety +17

    PRIUSES!! Not all bad drivers drive a Prius, but EVERY one that drives a PRIUS is a terrible driver.

  • @MashedJoetatoes
    @MashedJoetatoes Před 3 lety +15

    They were all black colored cars, is that the relation Clarkson said they all had with one another?

  • @lieutenant_hentxi7103
    @lieutenant_hentxi7103 Před 3 lety

    Aww man, i really really miss these three

  • @mateuszkudz7835
    @mateuszkudz7835 Před 3 lety +1

    So short but so good

  • @TheAkashicTraveller
    @TheAkashicTraveller Před 7 lety +21

    So long as I don't fall asleep I'm a good driver. Unfortunately my parents decided that driving me around the block was a good idea to try and get me to fall asleep as a baby. Now engines put me to sleep :/

  • @Streetw1s3r
    @Streetw1s3r Před 5 lety +6

    2:12 Now in 2019, Hammond can cook Spaghetti McBolognese for Sunday lunch.

  • @Static22chip
    @Static22chip Před 3 lety

    Dad had a Volvo estate which was really reliable but fuel heavy. We had it for most of my childhood and it only broke down once

  • @ringoferrer2343
    @ringoferrer2343 Před 3 lety +2

    1:39 I like how the audience has already reacted because they knew what was coming

  • @skyrat1991
    @skyrat1991 Před 5 lety +3

    In Britain its Audis, Hondas, and most cars that have been modified/chavved up

  • @SlapTheMonkey100
    @SlapTheMonkey100 Před 5 lety +7

    Back when top gear was worth watching.

  • @thegrandestbazaar4800
    @thegrandestbazaar4800 Před 2 lety

    Excellent

  • @elyanae9588
    @elyanae9588 Před 3 lety +1

    Drivers are so bad here in the UK either because they're just straight off the banana boat or they've never passed their driving test and drive around with no experience nor any insurance. It's safer to walk these days.

  • @papajhonsreal
    @papajhonsreal Před 3 lety +3

    1:32 Me when I crash in a video game:

  • @dlwarren5340
    @dlwarren5340 Před 6 lety +5

    Where i live nissans. Old vauxhalls. Range rovers. Large bmws. Honda Civics as well

  • @MrWigV25
    @MrWigV25 Před 4 lety +1

    Awesome vlog Mr. Wig. Is here to

  • @alexpaumen3937
    @alexpaumen3937 Před 5 lety +1

    The GM SUVs and pickups give me a lot of trouble in the winter.

  • @gerardmontgomery280
    @gerardmontgomery280 Před 6 lety +11

    Peugeot drivers have 10 things on their mind, none of them driving.
    Citroen drivers, like their stable mates, have a lot on their minds but this time only 7 things. Still not driving though
    BMW drivers don't give a fuck about you.
    Merc drivers don't give a fuck about you or the speed limit.
    Audi drivers don't give a fuck about you, the speed limit or the laws of physics.
    The Honda Jazs or Nissan Micra, I've no idea what they'll do next. Neither apparently do their drivers.
    Volvo drivers are robots. They're what I fear self riving cars will be like. They drive at 1 mile per hour under the speed limit and in the exact centre of their lane. They will never deviate from this course or speed regardless of the conditions. If there's a cyclist or a pedestrian they will run over the top of him/her because their internal programming can't deal with such anomalies. after all they're following all the sign posts.

    • @thorbjrnmadsen4984
      @thorbjrnmadsen4984 Před 6 lety

      Gerard Montgomery So your also saying that all German taxi drivers don't give a fuck about you or the speed limit? Let me fucking tell in my country i have only seen good drivers such as Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Citroen, Peugeot, whatever cars. Bad drivers have actually nothing to do with a specific car or manufacturer.

    • @gerardmontgomery280
      @gerardmontgomery280 Před 6 lety +2

      Well you're a joyless little turd. I mean the entire video is about UK driving stereotypes, something I've continued to play on.

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja Před 6 lety +1

      yep... it's all true. Well, can't verify what you're saying about the Jazz and the Micra because they are quite rare on this side of the Atlantic. But all other cars is all true.

  • @xbbjdf8
    @xbbjdf8 Před 7 lety +162

    look out for mazda 2 drivers

    • @neiljohnson1956
      @neiljohnson1956 Před 7 lety +8

      WileyK I once saw a Ford ka upside down in a ditch on the M1.

    • @DKTAz00
      @DKTAz00 Před 7 lety +2

      I've seen a mazda 2 rolled, because the highway offramp apparently turned too sharply, as they do...

    • @EfftupSmith
      @EfftupSmith Před 7 lety +1

      a Ford Kuga driver wrote my car off in a 20mph speed limit while I was fast asleep in bed. She rolled her own vehicle in the process.

    • @galvy883
      @galvy883 Před 7 lety

      Efftup Smith yesterday i saw a nissan micra driving through a town with its hazard lights on and the driver didnt notice a thing. unbelivable...

    • @ryann3487
      @ryann3487 Před 6 lety +3

      Found the Mazda 2 driver

  • @harryrobson5987
    @harryrobson5987 Před 4 lety

    This was brilliant

  • @AntimatePcCustom
    @AntimatePcCustom Před 3 lety

    am i the only one getting back to this just to see many people together having fun in one place? like i dont know. BEFORE CORONA?!