@@alextunstall6912 It may not be available in your country. It's basically a porno James May made where the plumber fixes a shower. It's on an episode of James May's Man Lab where they build a cinema.
“Thank you for fixing my boiler, but I don’t have any money to pay you... maybe I can make it up to you some other way?” “That’s alright just pay by phone when you can. Have a good day!”
"Actually, don't worry about it - it was just a real pleasure to work on a Worcester Bosch G28-C. Did you know it was the first wall mounted boiler to feature an adjustable thermoreactive pipe gullet? I haven't seen one of those in someone's house since at least the 80s! It's actually quite fascinating - you see what the gullet does is - oh dear she's fallen asleep..."
Sam TuBer Try explaining this to your insurance. Insurers: What happened? You: I hit a gate. Insurers: Why did you ram into an closed gate? You: Well you see it was open. I just cannot use a steering wheel.
I'm sure insurers have heard more bizarre things lol. I worked with a woman who had horses and one jumped over the hedge onto the bonnet of her Audi. She was on the phone to the insurers in work and said 'A horse jumped on it.' She then went 'It's not funny' - evidently because the person on the other end couldn't control their laughter!
The woman: (in seductive voice) You are so amazing! How can I pay you back? James: You shall receive the invoice by mail in three to five businessdays.
The thing is, Human, you joke ... but I've done that. Got invited round somebody's house to "fix their computer" when I was 19 - I was crazy about this lady but hadn't realised what, if any, feelings she had about me, so was resolutely on my best behaviour, fixed the machine, wasted around four hours chatting before meeting her family. When I worked it out a couple of months later I was kicking myself.
I now realized it. We had all been fans of TG all along because we loved the camaraderie of three friends and felt connected to how they rib each other like only besties can do. And they showed it was real by sticking together when one was booted from the show. Automobiles just happened to be a subject they could discuss while having that positive aura and amazing energy reminiscent of the halcyon days spend with besties. That is why BBC could never recreate the magic of TG despite a gazillion pounds in budget. It was NEVER ABOUT the cars: they could have done this with reviewing sports or movies and still had the same following. That is what they got wrong. It was always about their uniquely quirky yet familiar, wonderful, exuberant chemistry that we enjoyed and could relate to.
Yeah, I don't particularly care much about cars although I will admit a good car is a good bit of fun and I don't want to drive a shitty car. But I loved watched Top Gear, it was just fun. As bonus points I'd actually learn something about cars sometimes so the blue collars don't think I'm a dickhead at the water cooler.
I would also like to point out fixing the boiler doesn't mean sex can't happen, just means she gets the work done she needed and then after that the work she wanted.
Funnily enough, they've quite neatly explained why good public transit is good for drivers. It gives the people with no interest in driving viable alternatives which results in the only people driving being people who want to drive or have to drive.
It's a front wheel drive car. When the front wheel hit the wall, the driver just kept hitting the throttle. As a result the front wheel tried going up the wall and flipped the car over. This is a common occurrence with front wheel drive cars. You might have seen some cars flip over in an accident when it's front wheel merely nudged another car.
He’s right about Korean cars, I recently saw a stinger and was thinking to myself “a person of culture, nice” Then they went 20 in a 30mph and could barely stay in the lane.
That's your problem, you're still not using km/h like the vast majority of the world. No wonder the driver is mixing up the values, they were going 30 km/h.
Somewhere in time all comments were deleted so we're left to wonder what went on in the discussion above before it ended in racist remarks... Got to love youtube these days.
P.T. Cruisers. Watch the fuck out for people driving PT cruisers. If your judgement is bad enough to buy a PT cruiser you can't be trusted behind the wheel of it.
betotrono PT cruisers have become even more dangerous because their drivers have began to realize everybody else on the road hates them so now they try to fit in and are even harder and more angering to get around
@LamboGenie I bet you're one of those idiots who thinks that only new/ recent stuff is good. This album's from 1989? Avoid. This game's from 2009? Avoid. The porn i'm beating my dick to is from 2015? Avoid, i'm not into older people.
@LamboGenie I was making fun of your mentality, and i replied because i wanted to, and because i can. I'm not an edgy teenager i'm most likely older than you are.
My experience is that all bad drivers either never took driving lessons, or they took lessons and forgot every thing they were taught as soon as they passed their exam. Bad drivers include people who can't turn the steering wheel more then 1/4 turn, people who can't read speed limit signs, and people who don't pay attention to the road ahead of them.
the thing about them is, You know there is a script, they know there is a script, but nobody knows if they are actually following it, sure, some of the "mistakes" were more likely than not framed in some way, but a lot of them, I assume were not, also the chemistry they have, They are also the only thing keeping Amazon Prime Alive.....
Unfortunately here in America it’s the exact opposite. If you see a Lamborghini or fiat driving around odds are it’s going to be one of the worst drivers. But if you see a jacked up Chevy covered in mud their gonna be some of the best drivers you know.
Basically, you can only be sure of enthusiasts to be good drivers. Lambhorgini isnt for enthusiasts anymore, because its become the generic luxury car that everyone wants, thus all the idiot rich people with no taste buy it.
Are you serious? The jacked up Silverado is liable to overtake you on the left, cut in front of you, and then swerve across several lanes of traffic at 90mph to make an exit.. Suspension modifications on trucks are basically a prerequisite to astonishingly anti-social driving habits. I do agree on the first point, though. Motorists in "enthusiast" cars tend to be terrible drivers in the US and I've no clue why.
There is actually 3 different types of bad driver. Those who are bad through incompetence (Nissan micra, Kia, Peugeot drivers etc.) Then there are those who simply have a bad attitude (Audi, VW, BMW drivers etc.) Then you have your boy racers who treat the road like the Nurbrurgring. Usually in a spoilered and tinted hot hatch, Civic type R, Astra VXR, Golf R etc. It's a minefield out there! I believe the only make you are safe with is Alfa Romeo because nobody buys an Alfa unless they really love cars!
If everyone drove Alfas then the streets would be empty. And apart from the 4C and the Giulia all other Alfas are Fiat's underneath. I love Alfa but let's be honest here. Except the Giulia, the 2000GTV and the Sprint I wouldn't want to own one.
AND they have that smug sense f superiority about them too. Prius drivers might as well hold a sign above their heads at all times saying "hey! punch me"
Here in Ontario Canada, I've never seen a badly driven Prius. Yeah, they are still everywhere, but the clueless drivers are all in 90's buckets and the twats are all in V8s, be it muscle cars or trucks.
Nissan does make pretty shitty cars these days, the only reason they still sell well is because the normie consumers who are also most likely the bad drivers still think all Japanese car manufacturers make cars that are equally reliable to each other even though that is no longer the case, only a few of them are still committed to make reliable cars and Nissan definitely isn't one of them.
Not really. You don't have to be a good driver to be able to drive well enough for the roads. Road driving doesn't require much skill as a driver at all. If you wanted to be an F1 driver, you'd need an interest in cars, but not as a road driver.
Is it even possible to be further from the truth than that? If you have no interest that means you don't have interest in being good at it. Which means you should have your license severely restricted or revoked. I ain't gonna have some asshole ruin my pride and joy because they think driving is a chore they can muddle through everyday. Driving on the road is a serious business that clearly a large portion of the population doesn't respect.
Elderly drivers are by far the safest on the road. I'm an "old person" and almost willing to bet I could drive circles around you. I've driven fast (many tickets) for decades (all conditions, many vehicles, many locations including overseas) without a single accident (caused by me or blamed on someone else). Lets see if you can say the same when you're my age, kid.
@@dwightstewart7181 why would i need to tell you what gen im from? Though I'll tell you that im not from a gen who managed to give the next gen less then what the previous gen gave them and then having to make the next gen come in and fix all the problems that that gen manage to make, higher inflation, and making collage heccin expensive because people wanted to go on the governments dime causing student loans.
Jeremy genuinely had a great point with the "if you have no interest in driving you shouldn't get your license" thing, especially in today's age when there are so many other options for travel. Jeremy for new supreme world leader
10 years ago, definitely. Even 5 years ago that argument could still be made for some models. They actually make decent cars now though, and they're priced like decent cars now too, a bad driver whose insurance rates would reflect their many accidents could never afford one. PSA has reorganized their lineup, it used to be that Peugeot sold cheap economy cars with awful build quality while Citroen sold average to premium models, but now Citroen is the bottom, Peugeot is the middle, and the new brand DS is the top.
0:29 to 0:36 - "Certainly if I see a Korean car coming towards me I'd pull over, get out, hide behind a tree, you just don't want to take any chance's" - Jeremy Clarkson 2010 #LOL
As someone who likes Kias and Korean cars, I can confirm that they attract elderly and bad drivers. The last car in that crash compilation was pre-facelift sportage.
Yea I absoutly love thease guys lol. I love how they are like brothers. Its so cool to see how most of their lives are played out and all 3 of them will always be friends :) rare thing thease days
So long as I don't fall asleep I'm a good driver. Unfortunately my parents decided that driving me around the block was a good idea to try and get me to fall asleep as a baby. Now engines put me to sleep :/
Drivers are so bad here in the UK either because they're just straight off the banana boat or they've never passed their driving test and drive around with no experience nor any insurance. It's safer to walk these days.
Peugeot drivers have 10 things on their mind, none of them driving. Citroen drivers, like their stable mates, have a lot on their minds but this time only 7 things. Still not driving though BMW drivers don't give a fuck about you. Merc drivers don't give a fuck about you or the speed limit. Audi drivers don't give a fuck about you, the speed limit or the laws of physics. The Honda Jazs or Nissan Micra, I've no idea what they'll do next. Neither apparently do their drivers. Volvo drivers are robots. They're what I fear self riving cars will be like. They drive at 1 mile per hour under the speed limit and in the exact centre of their lane. They will never deviate from this course or speed regardless of the conditions. If there's a cyclist or a pedestrian they will run over the top of him/her because their internal programming can't deal with such anomalies. after all they're following all the sign posts.
Gerard Montgomery So your also saying that all German taxi drivers don't give a fuck about you or the speed limit? Let me fucking tell in my country i have only seen good drivers such as Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Citroen, Peugeot, whatever cars. Bad drivers have actually nothing to do with a specific car or manufacturer.
yep... it's all true. Well, can't verify what you're saying about the Jazz and the Micra because they are quite rare on this side of the Atlantic. But all other cars is all true.
In James's porn, the man wouldn't just fix the boiler, he'd also describe each component and how he fixed it.
Sounds hawt!
In great detail, while pacing in front of the woman.
He would also name all the tools and put them back In their respective places in the box after neatly polishing them!
Normally on the set of a porno they have someone called a fluffer who polishes any tool before it goes in a box.
im already wet!
I love May’s face at the end. He’s like, “Yeah, Jeremy has a point there.”
That would be a lemon stealing whores level of porn video
czcams.com/video/NXOTbNrQOeQ/video.html
Go to 27:36
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@@josephrios6939 He actually made that film XD
@@alextunstall6912 It may not be available in your country. It's basically a porno James May made where the plumber fixes a shower. It's on an episode of James May's Man Lab where they build a cinema.
“Thank you for fixing my boiler, but I don’t have any money to pay you... maybe I can make it up to you some other way?”
“That’s alright just pay by phone when you can. Have a good day!”
"the job was rewarding enough as it is! Good day!"
"but..."
"I said good day!"
"Actually, don't worry about it - it was just a real pleasure to work on a Worcester Bosch G28-C. Did you know it was the first wall mounted boiler to feature an adjustable thermoreactive pipe gullet? I haven't seen one of those in someone's house since at least the 80s!
It's actually quite fascinating - you see what the gullet does is - oh dear she's fallen asleep..."
"I'll send you an invoice. Have a good day."
It did happen: czcams.com/video/GHDIIYO9a-M/video.html
Fifty Shades of May.
-“How did you overturn your car?”
-“I hit a gate”
-“Well why try to ram into a closed gate?”
-“It was open”
“...”
“...”
....
Sam TuBer Try explaining this to your insurance.
Insurers: What happened?
You: I hit a gate.
Insurers: Why did you ram into an closed gate?
You: Well you see it was open. I just cannot use a steering wheel.
@@RayOLight Lady Driver, "But it's a Skoda, the advertisement said 'simply clever cars' so I thought it was smart enough to steer itself."
lynx318therealone lol
I'm sure insurers have heard more bizarre things lol. I worked with a woman who had horses and one jumped over the hedge onto the bonnet of her Audi. She was on the phone to the insurers in work and said 'A horse jumped on it.' She then went 'It's not funny' - evidently because the person on the other end couldn't control their laughter!
"Really? Dammit how fast were you going?!"
"5 mph."
"I went on the internet this week"... brief moment of panic from Hammond.
Same xD, I was expecting the worst when it was said
A-DOGGER's Slatey Unused Channel xD
Sean Sutton
Damn, I made a comment almost like yours... lol
All of the accidents were Hammond's fault
Sean Sutton was half expecting Jeremy to say
“...and I found THIS”
“Hello, Ive come to fix your boiler”
*fixes boiler*
*leaves*
The woman: (in seductive voice) You are so amazing! How can I pay you back?
James: You shall receive the invoice by mail in three to five businessdays.
That me everyday.
Top ten unexpected turn of events in -anime- porn.
Thanks for repeating the joke, I didn’t catch it the first time.
The thing is, Human, you joke ... but I've done that. Got invited round somebody's house to "fix their computer" when I was 19 - I was crazy about this lady but hadn't realised what, if any, feelings she had about me, so was resolutely on my best behaviour, fixed the machine, wasted around four hours chatting before meeting her family. When I worked it out a couple of months later I was kicking myself.
“All bad drivers, drove Volvos.”
_camera cuts to May_
You have to address any plot holes....
To be honest. He found the source of the river Nile. In a Volvo.
Clarkson drives a Volvo
I now realized it. We had all been fans of TG all along because we loved the camaraderie of three friends and felt connected to how they rib each other like only besties can do. And they showed it was real by sticking together when one was booted from the show. Automobiles just happened to be a subject they could discuss while having that positive aura and amazing energy reminiscent of the halcyon days spend with besties.
That is why BBC could never recreate the magic of TG despite a gazillion pounds in budget. It was NEVER ABOUT the cars: they could have done this with reviewing sports or movies and still had the same following. That is what they got wrong. It was always about their uniquely quirky yet familiar, wonderful, exuberant chemistry that we enjoyed and could relate to.
Yeah, I don't particularly care much about cars although I will admit a good car is a good bit of fun and I don't want to drive a shitty car. But I loved watched Top Gear, it was just fun. As bonus points I'd actually learn something about cars sometimes so the blue collars don't think I'm a dickhead at the water cooler.
U realized it only now??
Movies and sports wouldn't allow for the same type of outside episodes tho
Absolutely
Yup, I've always had zero interest in cars, but I love watching these three idiots
i saw a BMW use it's turn signals today. I've seen it all
I think the BMW you saw was a cheap chinese knock-off. Real BMW's don't have indicators :)
Luna - now I've seen one too with working indicators!!! 80
Sablatnic. Must have had their blinker fluid just topped up by Karl the temperamental Bavarian mechanic. Those reservoirs leak badly. 99% are empty.
That explains it. Thanks! :-)
Patrick Onofre ,you are a liar and a fraud,BMW car's don't have bulbs in the indicators
1:05 is a good driver. as soon as he spotted a bike he absolutely smashed it. he saw a danger and completely nullified it.
haha
My God, thet could've been Clarkson! (if you remember the episode when he chainsawed a bike from the cool wall)
LMAO xD
I laughed a little too hard at this. xD
I'll like this when I've passed my test.
(Never know what the buggers can see nowadays...)
"then you'd just fix it"
some women like a man that gets the job done
May isn't getting the right job done, there.
“She asked for it to be fixed!”
I would also like to point out fixing the boiler doesn't mean sex can't happen, just means she gets the work done she needed and then after that the work she wanted.
@@novaiscool1 well, now the women gets a fixed boiler and sex so double the win
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!" - Red Green
Funnily enough, they've quite neatly explained why good public transit is good for drivers. It gives the people with no interest in driving viable alternatives which results in the only people driving being people who want to drive or have to drive.
1:13 - how in the name of LORD can you flip a car by driving through gate THAT wide...
He didn't drive THROUGH the gate.. :D
It's clearly a dog trapped in a car's body, it wants belly rubs.
It was a gta simulation
It's a front wheel drive car. When the front wheel hit the wall, the driver just kept hitting the throttle. As a result the front wheel tried going up the wall and flipped the car over. This is a common occurrence with front wheel drive cars. You might have seen some cars flip over in an accident when it's front wheel merely nudged another car.
Idiocy. Hats how. #300thlike
ive come to fix your boiler, and than you just fix it 🤣, i love Jeremy
Don't we all? xD
lol
Top Ten porn plot twists
Then*
When I was young, I watched this and I had no idea what they were talking about lmao.
Step Sister : Step Bro Im stuck...
James May : Let me get the lube
Step sister : Whats are you doing step bro?
James : Getting you un-stuck.
James May is just a good man. Porn is ridiculous these days.
And would no doubt be a more conscientious lover.
@@erneststyczen7071 Yes, it was much more sensible when it had cheesy funk music bouncing around over the top of people boning.
Dude all this incest shit is retarded
It's harder to find pornography that *isn't* incestuous.
He’s right about Korean cars, I recently saw a stinger and was thinking to myself “a person of culture, nice”
Then they went 20 in a 30mph and could barely stay in the lane.
Oddly enough I feel like those are sporty cars for people that don't really have much of an interest in cars. My mom wants one
That's your problem, you're still not using km/h like the vast majority of the world. No wonder the driver is mixing up the values, they were going 30 km/h.
Almost got an accident after a Kia Sorento changed lane on a double yellow lane road
@@Liggliluffthat's definitely not the reason
@@Liggliluff oH nO UniTs My wORst NigHTMare
hammond on how to cook a sunday lunch:
"yeah you... *_boil the meat or whatever_* "
Sumair Bawa
Remind me to turn down a lunch invitation from Hammond!
just put it in a V8 mixer or sth
How do you eat whale then?
If you have gammon it's actually better to boil it for a bit before putting it in the oven.
0:51 I could tell Richard was worried when Jeremy said "I went on the internet this week...". He had that look on his face if you could see it
He was like 'Ahh shit, here we go again'
Didn't need to see it, I was already waiting...
"Fix a boiler, and then you just fix it" Legends 😂😂😂😂
Imagine not fixing the boiler, what a shame...
James did just that: czcams.com/video/GHDIIYO9a-M/video.html
Can we just have a weekly hour long show of these 3 reviewing things? Bad drivers, cooking etc. This would be TV gold
They really should just start a podcast
"Fixing shades of Boiler"
*Directed by James "May" Cameron*
no they are just all white
mart f when you don’t have any evidence so you pull the race card and say they’re all white.
Somewhere in time all comments were deleted so we're left to wonder what went on in the discussion above before it ended in racist remarks... Got to love youtube these days.
Jornt Wagenaar it’s not deleted comments you’re just missing the point
@@Johnbovii Am I? Must be getting old.. Care to educate me?
P.T. Cruisers. Watch the fuck out for people driving PT cruisers. If your judgement is bad enough to buy a PT cruiser you can't be trusted behind the wheel of it.
Even worse if they have the infamous woody PT cruiser!!
betotrono ive seen PT cruiser convertivles!
betotrono I have not seen those in years. I guess the owners died in a car crash?
There's a story behind that I'm sure.
betotrono PT cruisers have become even more dangerous because their drivers have began to realize everybody else on the road hates them so now they try to fit in and are even harder and more angering to get around
A rare moment of everyone agreeing with Jeremy
1:47 here come's the Honda". Kia Sportage.
I really thought so too at first, but after replaying that several times, it might actually be a CR-V
@@WillHart423 no, its Kia Sportage for sure..look at the shape of logo
Could be a Hyundai Tuscon
Might be a Lamborghini outback
@@patc1448 Might have been a Cybertruck
the 'honda' behind the bus is a kia!
yup. a Kia Sportage...
It's a honda cr-v
Marlon Zaklit no it isnt
Husspower enthusiast it is
Kia Sportage 2006
"_I went on the internet this week..."
Lot of tension was in the air at that moment.
50/50 it's scat porn or a strangely modified car.
@LamboGenie Why would you reply to a 5 days old comment?
@LamboGenie I bet you're one of those idiots who thinks that only new/ recent stuff is good. This album's from 1989? Avoid. This game's from 2009? Avoid. The porn i'm beating my dick to is from 2015? Avoid, i'm not into older people.
@LamboGenie I was making fun of your mentality, and i replied because i wanted to, and because i can. I'm not an edgy teenager i'm most likely older than you are.
@@toku7319
Or a scat in a strangely modified car...
I love jeremys impression of may
“I have come to fix your boiler”
Anyone who has seen James May’s excellent show “Man Lab” knows that Jeremey was perfectly correct about James’s pornographic film…
Reference: czcams.com/video/GHDIIYO9a-M/video.html
My experience is that all bad drivers either never took driving lessons, or they took lessons and forgot every thing they were taught as soon as they passed their exam. Bad drivers include people who can't turn the steering wheel more then 1/4 turn, people who can't read speed limit signs, and people who don't pay attention to the road ahead of them.
Zafira drivers.
Don't drive like in gta 5 irl
Ok
Prius drivers
My mum ran over my foot
Anything with"Uber" on the door
720p in 2010
Congratulations! You have passed the test.
The dude tried to drive through an open gate and somehow hit both sides and flipped the car...
0:52 people were expecting something else
tijmen131 lmaooo, Hammond seemed worried there for a moment
*were
AND I FOUND *_T H I S_*
Lol james fixing a boiler in a porn film
It's just a fetish some people have. You shouldn't be so judgmental.
Now you know why Jeremy, Richard & James were the best ever Top Gear presenters
the thing about them is, You know there is a script, they know there is a script, but nobody knows if they are actually following it, sure, some of the "mistakes" were more likely than not framed in some way, but a lot of them, I assume were not, also the chemistry they have,
They are also the only thing keeping Amazon Prime Alive.....
@@mozxz TLDR : they are so good at presenting and their chemistry is so great that you feel like it's not scripted, that's how good it is
Unfortunately here in America it’s the exact opposite. If you see a Lamborghini or fiat driving around odds are it’s going to be one of the worst drivers. But if you see a jacked up Chevy covered in mud their gonna be some of the best drivers you know.
Basically, you can only be sure of enthusiasts to be good drivers.
Lambhorgini isnt for enthusiasts anymore, because its become the generic luxury car that everyone wants, thus all the idiot rich people with no taste buy it.
And if you see a black goodwrench chevy with the number 3, you better get out of the way.
No
Are you serious? The jacked up Silverado is liable to overtake you on the left, cut in front of you, and then swerve across several lanes of traffic at 90mph to make an exit.. Suspension modifications on trucks are basically a prerequisite to astonishingly anti-social driving habits.
I do agree on the first point, though. Motorists in "enthusiast" cars tend to be terrible drivers in the US and I've no clue why.
"If you have no have not interest in something it means you're no good at it" Amen to that
There is actually 3 different types of bad driver. Those who are bad through incompetence (Nissan micra, Kia, Peugeot drivers etc.) Then there are those who simply have a bad attitude (Audi, VW, BMW drivers etc.) Then you have your boy racers who treat the road like the Nurbrurgring. Usually in a spoilered and tinted hot hatch, Civic type R, Astra VXR, Golf R etc. It's a minefield out there! I believe the only make you are safe with is Alfa Romeo because nobody buys an Alfa unless they really love cars!
soundseeker63 and it would break down so you could stay at home safe
soundseeker63 Or Saabs because they are built like tanks
agree with both of you..
Until the Alfa breaks down, you have to walk, then you get run over. Life's not fair.
If everyone drove Alfas then the streets would be empty. And apart from the 4C and the Giulia all other Alfas are Fiat's underneath. I love Alfa but let's be honest here. Except the Giulia, the 2000GTV and the Sprint I wouldn't want to own one.
2:40 Best part is James' "Fair 'Nuff" head tilt.
"could you cook a Sunday lunch?"
"Yeah you boil the meat or whatever"
Sounds like a stereotypical English lunch to me!
In America all bad drivers are in a Prius.
AND they have that smug sense f superiority about them too. Prius drivers might as well hold a sign above their heads at all times saying "hey! punch me"
David Robinson you mean mustang?
Here in Ontario Canada, I've never seen a badly driven Prius. Yeah, they are still everywhere, but the clueless drivers are all in 90's buckets and the twats are all in V8s, be it muscle cars or trucks.
Or a Volvo. Or anyone with South Carolina or Louisiana plates.
Or a riced cars like Civics
00:32 That one laugh 😂😂
10 years late to this party, but where I live, the bad drivers always seem to be driving Nissan Rogues, and Altimas.
Nissan does make pretty shitty cars these days, the only reason they still sell well is because the normie consumers who are also most likely the bad drivers still think all Japanese car manufacturers make cars that are equally reliable to each other even though that is no longer the case, only a few of them are still committed to make reliable cars and Nissan definitely isn't one of them.
Jezza:"I went on the internet this week..."
Hammond: * screams internally *
Prius drivers.
No they're just cunts.
LOLDONGS also
Oh how original.
YES!! ALL OF THEM!!!
Hello you little industrious fellows!
I've made the whole driving license argument from Jeremy to many MANY people. He makes an extremely good point! And most people agree with me.
Not really. You don't have to be a good driver to be able to drive well enough for the roads. Road driving doesn't require much skill as a driver at all. If you wanted to be an F1 driver, you'd need an interest in cars, but not as a road driver.
Is it even possible to be further from the truth than that? If you have no interest that means you don't have interest in being good at it. Which means you should have your license severely restricted or revoked. I ain't gonna have some asshole ruin my pride and joy because they think driving is a chore they can muddle through everyday. Driving on the road is a serious business that clearly a large portion of the population doesn't respect.
@Donovan Campbell wait till cars that cna drive themselves come along then we don't have to deal with bad drivers
You cant help but love these guys!! I miss them
James would pull his step sister put of the washing machine instead of pulling her pants down
And then explain how the heater core in it works
pull his step sister put?
Umm... :D
1:49 " Here's Comes The Honda " And is a 2005 Kia Sportage
Worst car ever
Even worse
It's a crap car anyway, who cares.
I had its fat faced cousin the Tucson. Same year, V6, just as garbage but the Kia Sportage is probably worse.
@@BomberFletch31 no Honda is better for quality
In the states you watch out for Buick’s... always an old person who may be napping
Elderly drivers are by far the safest on the road. I'm an "old person" and almost willing to bet I could drive circles around you. I've driven fast (many tickets) for decades (all conditions, many vehicles, many locations including overseas) without a single accident (caused by me or blamed on someone else). Lets see if you can say the same when you're my age, kid.
@@dwightstewart7181 ok boomer
@@bluefoxy6478 .. Yes, I'm a boomer and damn proud of it. Since you failed to mention your generation, you must not be so proud of it.
@@dwightstewart7181 why would i need to tell you what gen im from? Though I'll tell you that im not from a gen who managed to give the next gen less then what the previous gen gave them and then having to make the next gen come in and fix all the problems that that gen manage to make, higher inflation, and making collage heccin expensive because people wanted to go on the governments dime causing student loans.
Blue Foxy Youre a moron. Thats no way to speak to an elderly, theyre not your friend....
"that's a bad driver - he's got a bus - but he's made it!'
I often worry that I'm a bad driver and don't realise it but compared to some of the drivers in this compilation I feel like an F1 driver.
the worst drivers are definitely Peugot drivers
When ever I'm in a massive queue of slow moving traffic it always seems to be a 206 at the front causing it...
@@wetlettuce4768 That was probably me! ☺
Whats the difference between hedgehogs and BMW cars?
Hedgehogs have the pricks on the outside
I died
@: bmw is a poor man's Audi
@@wowfrosted13 and Audi is the poor man's Horch
@@wowfrosted13 Surely VW is the poor mans Audi. Basically a cheap version of an Audi.
Haha!
This is absolutely hilarious! A great example of British humor lol
I love how everyone in the audience know that they will enjoy this one 1:38 it’s like in every person mind when they come to a shop
Bad Drivers??? *ANYONE IN A VAUXHALL INSIGNIA*
Edit, i got a new one, ANYONE IN A NISSAN JUKE.
MrMcKane bad drivers
Anyone in a VW Golf
What about the GTI
Especially the GTI and R32....
Adam Leeding Golfs and other mid range volkswagens tend to have more rude drivers than bad drivers
Nailed it. Couldn't afford anything better so they feel like they have something to prove.
James arrives at the nice plump ass ladie's house
"I come to fix you boiler"
**fixes boiler and leaves**
😂😂
so glad u put the whole clip 😂
This video was uploaded at 100x the quality that the BBC is uploading their top gear content.
This video could be uploaded in 240p, while the new "Top Gear" could be uploaded in 4K, and this video would still be 100x the quality.
When Top Gear was in it's hey day. The world was a better place 10 years ago...
These guys are so dope their enthusiasm for cars is so legit and they are damn hilarious
Jeremy genuinely had a great point with the "if you have no interest in driving you shouldn't get your license" thing, especially in today's age when there are so many other options for travel. Jeremy for new supreme world leader
Not that easily in car-oriented developments prevalent in North America. There's not even a footpath in some areas.
@@dbclass4075 British detected
That is a good one time gag
Set up for a porno, but then the guy just fixes her car exchanges goodbyes and both go on their way
I wonder if they realised that their "Chevy" Lacetti they used in "Star In A Reasonably Priced Car" was made in Korea. . .
What about Peugeot drivers?
If it's a 205 or a 206, they're fine. Anything else, begin evasive maneuvers.
twotailedavenger peugot 307/508 (sw) aren't too bad either
206 is a girls car so also avoid these
James Reacts!! Nah fam they're fine....the problems the car...
10 years ago, definitely. Even 5 years ago that argument could still be made for some models. They actually make decent cars now though, and they're priced like decent cars now too, a bad driver whose insurance rates would reflect their many accidents could never afford one. PSA has reorganized their lineup, it used to be that Peugeot sold cheap economy cars with awful build quality while Citroen sold average to premium models, but now Citroen is the bottom, Peugeot is the middle, and the new brand DS is the top.
2:07 this is VERY relevant today. Many community, good products in general destroyed by management team who are not interested in their field of work
That's why quality jobs are hard to find nowadays. Most people have jobs solely because of money or fame, not because of the interest or passion.
This segment is always nice
I loved my 2003 Honda... drove it for years. Not exactly a fun car or flashy, but she got the job done and done well.
0:29 to 0:36 - "Certainly if I see a Korean car coming towards me I'd pull over, get out, hide behind a tree, you just don't want to take any chance's" - Jeremy Clarkson 2010 #LOL
Classic, pure TG. I do miss that. :)
For a long time, it was Vauxhall Cavaliers - they were a popular company car
"I see a korean car, I pull over, get out, hide behind a tree"
thats me but with corsas and fiestas
Won't save you.
0:38 this is the most profound thing clarkson has said and its the truest thing ever
As someone who likes Kias and Korean cars, I can confirm that they attract elderly and bad drivers. The last car in that crash compilation was pre-facelift sportage.
Yea I absoutly love thease guys lol. I love how they are like brothers. Its so cool to see how most of their lives are played out and all 3 of them will always be friends :) rare thing thease days
Little did jeremy knew, his fellow comrade will drive a volvo and steal his car door
The first clip was in Athens Greece, near to my house
It was an old lady, totally incapable to drive
Was her name kassandra the mysthios?
This made me laugh even in 2021, stay safe people!
I remember what these Videos on CZcams 10 years ago. They were great.
PRIUSES!! Not all bad drivers drive a Prius, but EVERY one that drives a PRIUS is a terrible driver.
They were all black colored cars, is that the relation Clarkson said they all had with one another?
Women. Drivers. There, i said it.
@@hedgehog3900 exactly, they were all women
Aww man, i really really miss these three
So short but so good
So long as I don't fall asleep I'm a good driver. Unfortunately my parents decided that driving me around the block was a good idea to try and get me to fall asleep as a baby. Now engines put me to sleep :/
Your fault for being a little shit.
are you my son?!
@@charleslindeman2169 Ha ha ha.
2:12 Now in 2019, Hammond can cook Spaghetti McBolognese for Sunday lunch.
Topical, nice.
Im still not going for lunch!
Dad had a Volvo estate which was really reliable but fuel heavy. We had it for most of my childhood and it only broke down once
1:39 I like how the audience has already reacted because they knew what was coming
In Britain its Audis, Hondas, and most cars that have been modified/chavved up
Back when top gear was worth watching.
Excellent
Drivers are so bad here in the UK either because they're just straight off the banana boat or they've never passed their driving test and drive around with no experience nor any insurance. It's safer to walk these days.
1:32 Me when I crash in a video game:
Where i live nissans. Old vauxhalls. Range rovers. Large bmws. Honda Civics as well
1:06 There's one!
Awesome vlog Mr. Wig. Is here to
The GM SUVs and pickups give me a lot of trouble in the winter.
Peugeot drivers have 10 things on their mind, none of them driving.
Citroen drivers, like their stable mates, have a lot on their minds but this time only 7 things. Still not driving though
BMW drivers don't give a fuck about you.
Merc drivers don't give a fuck about you or the speed limit.
Audi drivers don't give a fuck about you, the speed limit or the laws of physics.
The Honda Jazs or Nissan Micra, I've no idea what they'll do next. Neither apparently do their drivers.
Volvo drivers are robots. They're what I fear self riving cars will be like. They drive at 1 mile per hour under the speed limit and in the exact centre of their lane. They will never deviate from this course or speed regardless of the conditions. If there's a cyclist or a pedestrian they will run over the top of him/her because their internal programming can't deal with such anomalies. after all they're following all the sign posts.
Gerard Montgomery So your also saying that all German taxi drivers don't give a fuck about you or the speed limit? Let me fucking tell in my country i have only seen good drivers such as Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Citroen, Peugeot, whatever cars. Bad drivers have actually nothing to do with a specific car or manufacturer.
Well you're a joyless little turd. I mean the entire video is about UK driving stereotypes, something I've continued to play on.
yep... it's all true. Well, can't verify what you're saying about the Jazz and the Micra because they are quite rare on this side of the Atlantic. But all other cars is all true.
look out for mazda 2 drivers
WileyK I once saw a Ford ka upside down in a ditch on the M1.
I've seen a mazda 2 rolled, because the highway offramp apparently turned too sharply, as they do...
a Ford Kuga driver wrote my car off in a 20mph speed limit while I was fast asleep in bed. She rolled her own vehicle in the process.
Efftup Smith yesterday i saw a nissan micra driving through a town with its hazard lights on and the driver didnt notice a thing. unbelivable...
Found the Mazda 2 driver
This was brilliant
am i the only one getting back to this just to see many people together having fun in one place? like i dont know. BEFORE CORONA?!