Jeremy clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars # 2 | Top Gear Funny compilation

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  • @JaseAnimates
    @JaseAnimates Před 6 lety +1562

    3:46 That's the happiest looking car I have ever seen.

  • @LiftFan
    @LiftFan Před 6 lety +1933

    Imagine trying to impress a girl by telling her you've got a dodge charger and she actually walks out and checks to find an old Vauxhall...

    • @yareyaredawa
      @yareyaredawa Před 6 lety +45

      OH MA GAWD FAST FURIOUS KAAAAR ! OH NAAAAAA IT"S A OUUUUUPEL

    • @TrolledBy
      @TrolledBy Před 6 lety +110

      Most girls I know would be like "yeah it's definitely a charger. It even says it on the back"

    • @Cottsify
      @Cottsify Před 6 lety +38

      Mate my girlfriend would probably think it was, same for a lot of girls lol

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Před 5 lety +44

      lmao girls don't know what a Charger is, except their apple phone charger

    • @Metal-Possum
      @Metal-Possum Před 5 lety +16

      Who cares? at this point the roofie has kicked in which means you've already won.

  • @bumblebee__
    @bumblebee__ Před 6 lety +1018

    "Heyyy I've got bigger waaaaaaaaaaan!"

  • @LUNCHMONEY4numbers
    @LUNCHMONEY4numbers Před 6 lety +563

    2:03 Now that's what I call raising the RUF!

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 Před 4 lety +178

    Clarkson: Let’s now have a look at the car.
    Hammond: *WHEEZE*

  • @John_Doe....
    @John_Doe.... Před 4 lety +333

    0:46 Police: "Sir, we've found your car.. ..you won't believe what they done to it!" 😂😂😂 👌

    • @emonookie
      @emonookie Před 4 lety +23

      I did it meself

    • @eazy-e0739
      @eazy-e0739 Před 4 lety

      John Doe keep loving that one😂😂

    • @tearonic2127
      @tearonic2127 Před 3 lety +14

      It was actually my mums car, we lived in Radcliffe in Lancashire in about 2002/3. She's an iron maiden fan and eventually went to put the Eddie from Iron Maiden in the background of the flames on the bonnet.
      My mum didn't like top gear back then but my dad was a big fan and absolutely embarrassed by my mums car so sent it in hahaha.
      Made my mum smile when she saw this video, she thinks its famous now haha

    • @jurekgadzinowski2895
      @jurekgadzinowski2895 Před rokem

      Yes, we have ears

    • @John_Doe....
      @John_Doe.... Před rokem +2

      @@tearonic2127 that's amazing, wow

  • @hyri3188
    @hyri3188 Před 6 lety +1578

    Vauxhall Dodge Charger Limited Edition
    I would buy it

    • @teorasduxas754
      @teorasduxas754 Před 6 lety +9

      Why did this make me chuckle so much?

    • @Speedstar235
      @Speedstar235 Před 6 lety +22

      The idea that some overseas fan of Dukes of Hazzard went out of his way to basically rebadge his car just to make a "replica" of the car from the show. Could've been a hatchback like the first one and he would've still done it that way.

    • @jonathanpinckney9227
      @jonathanpinckney9227 Před 6 lety +7

      You know you accomplish that? Put a HEMI in it.

    • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 Před 5 lety +1

      way to deface a Vauxhall Cavalier.

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace Před 5 lety +2

      Hoo boy, the meme car from Charlottesville

  • @maxporto8898
    @maxporto8898 Před 3 lety +18

    "YA CAN'T JUST WRITE "DODGE CHARGER" IN THE BACK"
    i died

  • @salmansengul
    @salmansengul Před 5 lety +72

    02:42 was genuinely funny!
    Love the Humour of the owner!

  • @Avio033
    @Avio033 Před 6 lety +65

    "Work harder and buy the SL", words to live by.

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel Před 5 lety +563

    2:55 LMFAO. FAKE BADGING WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTABLE. Never lie about what you have!

    • @nuttsack8378
      @nuttsack8378 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh hello there

    • @acr_master5594
      @acr_master5594 Před 4 lety +15

      and not enough anime tiddies on your car will never be acceptable either!

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh hey Bladed, what's up?

    • @caseyl563
      @caseyl563 Před 4 lety

      Reply if you're nice
      You probably wont

    • @acr_master5594
      @acr_master5594 Před 4 lety +3

      @@caseyl563 nice job with the gun to his forehead

  • @BiRDiEHere
    @BiRDiEHere Před 5 lety +66

    I love Hammonds laugh (2:42)

  • @Ryo-vw5hu
    @Ryo-vw5hu Před 6 lety +622

    Even in 2000's they call it ricer

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 Před 6 lety +19

      Even the 90s I remember hearing the term.

    • @jumpstyletv5392
      @jumpstyletv5392 Před 6 lety +45

      they did use the term but it was only for the really slow badly modded cars. now its anything at all different from what everyone else likes.

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 Před 5 lety +8

      @@jumpstyletv5392 new spark plugs
      +50 bhp

    • @Streetw1s3r
      @Streetw1s3r Před 5 lety +15

      The term "RICE" has been around for decades and means "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement".

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack Před 5 lety +1

      This was in 2003, 2 years after Fast and Furious.

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi Před 4 lety +18

    3:48 that Daihatsu Copen gave me flashbacks of that Coffee Break stage in GT4

  • @hananurrehman
    @hananurrehman Před 6 lety +555

    God what a serious show it was back then

    • @bestoftopgear5637
      @bestoftopgear5637  Před 6 lety +117

      season 1 was even more serious about cars... season 2 they started to become who they are now...

    • @Daisjun
      @Daisjun Před 6 lety +64

      I like how there's some actual motoring journalism and honest, off the cuff opinions going on in the earlier shows instead of the later overly scripted episodes that are so obviously fake they're painful to watch. This is a standard later episode:
      *intro music*
      HAMMOND/MAY: 'Jeremy, whatever you do, don't do the thing'
      CLARKSON: 'Ok, I won't do the thing'
      CLARKSON: *to the audience* 'I'm totally doing the thing'
      *does the thing*
      *everything goes to shit*
      HAMMOND/MAY: 'JEREMY WTF, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING.'
      *gay joke about James May*
      *outro music*
      Rinse, repeat, yawn. The Grand Tour is even worse.

    • @stigsbosniancousin5574
      @stigsbosniancousin5574 Před 6 lety +6

      u profile picture thief lol

    • @hananurrehman
      @hananurrehman Před 6 lety +5

      mine is much more zoomed in

    • @cadetrenew
      @cadetrenew Před 6 lety +39

      I agree. But even with how downhill it went, it still worked for me.
      These guys have such a great chemistry, I think it would be impossible for them to make a bad show.

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 Před 6 lety +99

    I remember watching this episode when it came out, lol. I miss those old Top Gear days when I'd look forward to each new episode...

    • @casualgamers3369
      @casualgamers3369 Před 10 měsíci +5

      In a weird way I kinda miss the old episodes when things were simpler. The Grand Tour is great but this format had a certain simple charm to it having Hammond and Jeremy talking in front of an LCD monitor about stuff they found on the internet.

  • @razbaybee8336
    @razbaybee8336 Před 6 lety +495

    Heres a suggestion. The Grand Tour brings back the cool wall (in a way), by putting cars on a TV screen. They could call it 'Car Tinder' where you either swipe left or right if you like or hate the car.

  • @ShadowHuayra
    @ShadowHuayra Před 6 lety +269

    2:03 poor RUF CTR2 GT2 Clubsport. One of my all time dream cars has been molested by an awful spoiler

    • @cappuccino3444
      @cappuccino3444 Před 6 lety +7

      Luke Walsh don't worry it will have been taken off when the owner wanted to sell the car

    • @cappuccino3444
      @cappuccino3444 Před 6 lety +4

      AliasSLH what? Do you think it's a stock spoiler?

    • @yuuboi661
      @yuuboi661 Před 6 lety +4

      It looks something that kids climb into

    • @buck1t1er
      @buck1t1er Před 6 lety +16

      As stupid as it looks that spoiler is in a sensible place for functional aero, in clean air that isn't being disturbed by the roofline. But for a road car that might hit the track once or twice in its life.

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol Před 6 lety +9

      RWB teaser

  • @whovianhistorybuff
    @whovianhistorybuff Před 3 lety +11

    0:55 when I was a teenager both my parents had a citroen BX each and I loved them, so I was obviously very familiar with what they looked like so I was not in any way fooled when a few years ago I saw a BX driving past that someone had tried to make look like an Audi Quattro including an obviously fake four ring logo on the front ( the dead giveaway wasthat a quattro doesn't have 4 doors), I would have taken a picture of it but unfortunately I didn't have a camera phone at that time but I nearly collapsed in the street from laughing so much.

  • @FromThe9thDimension
    @FromThe9thDimension Před 2 lety +10

    Who'd have thought they'd end up sending a Pluriel flying back to France years later 😆

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk Před 4 lety +10

    I didn't understand the scale of the Daihatsu until Jeremy walked next to it

  • @Emppu_T.
    @Emppu_T. Před 6 lety +115

    I like the copen but jeremy really does look funny in it, like being in a pedal car for kids

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 Před 7 měsíci

      It reminds me of when I sat in a Plymouth Prowler.
      I'm less than 6ft, but the top of the windshield was right at eye level. You'd have to slouch down in your seat just to see where you were driving.

  • @denisvermeirre1024
    @denisvermeirre1024 Před 6 lety +61

    5:41 Clarkson needs a red hat with a bell

  • @HMCarReviews
    @HMCarReviews Před 4 lety +21

    I miss this era of Top Gear.

  • @itmcbhpbgf.6374
    @itmcbhpbgf.6374 Před 5 lety +56

    2:19
    "hey, i've got a bigger ooooooooone"
    xD

  • @policevauxhallastra6591
    @policevauxhallastra6591 Před 5 lety +30

    2:46 I hate being that car.

    • @sparkz343
      @sparkz343 Před 4 lety

      Yeah

    • @TheBeatlesShow
      @TheBeatlesShow Před 4 lety

      Think of it this way: you're a great automobile. Someone's stupid paint job shouldn't ruin you.

  • @markoliver8914
    @markoliver8914 Před 3 lety +827

    "He's obviously a fan of the General Lee, nothing wrong with it at all." An observation on a car in 2017, a political statement in 2020.

    • @SPEEDYxArcher
      @SPEEDYxArcher Před 3 lety +60

      I know what you're getting at, but its a movie reference, the car was the 'general lee' so Clarkson wasn't commenting on if its ok to be a fan of Robert E Lee

    • @SPEEDYxArcher
      @SPEEDYxArcher Před 3 lety +12

      I know what you're getting at, but its a movie reference, the car was the 'general lee' so Clarkson wasn't commenting on if its ok to be a fan of Robert E Lee

    • @neologic8858
      @neologic8858 Před 3 lety +111

      2017? U high? The clip is from 2002, 2003.

    • @markoliver8914
      @markoliver8914 Před 3 lety +26

      @@neologic8858 First of all: yes, second: I meant it was uploaded in 2017

    • @markoliver8914
      @markoliver8914 Před 3 lety +41

      @@SPEEDYxArcher Right, but in 2020 if you reference the car, youre apparently a racist in some eyes. Most racing games (some of which have the exact model and year of charger that the Lee actually was) will outright ban you for using a general lee looking car, and ive seen a big push for having the show entirely banned.

  • @TheBritishBozo
    @TheBritishBozo Před 3 lety +4

    2:55 next week I'm going to turn it into a Lamborghini 😂

  • @alfaperson2290
    @alfaperson2290 Před 5 lety +23

    2:02
    Richard: *calls it a Porsche*
    Me silently: it's a RUF

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 Před 4 lety +2

      It's an abomination that's what it is mate.

    • @jackdren9974
      @jackdren9974 Před 4 lety +6

      @@SiamHossain7 ouch, that's RUF.

    • @benjaminfranklyn604
      @benjaminfranklyn604 Před 4 lety +2

      Ruf buys white/unbadge chassis from porsche,just like alpina buys bmw chassis from bmw.
      So they still the car marker brand just a re badge tune up version.

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 Před 4 lety +3

      Still just a Porsche. Still an embarresment

    • @sex_therapist
      @sex_therapist Před 4 lety

      how do you pronounce RUF

  • @crunchy_water_
    @crunchy_water_ Před 4 lety +4

    1:45
    Oh no the Tardis is now a car

  • @stuartkseels
    @stuartkseels Před 6 lety +15

    I really like how they ALL love the tiny car!

  • @ProcrastinationMaster
    @ProcrastinationMaster Před 5 lety +13

    I prefer this old school top gear. Not too silly, not too serious.

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 Před 3 lety +2

    Where I used to live, I once saw an FSO Polonez with a crooklock on it. I swear the lock was worth more than the car!

  • @caribstu
    @caribstu Před 6 lety +7

    James May in Rick Astley's suit.

  • @greatsageclok-roo9013
    @greatsageclok-roo9013 Před 6 lety +5

    I lost it at the first half... I couldn't stop laughing!
    Those botch jobs were horrible!!!

  • @centralintelligenceagency9003

    0:30
    That car takes you to flavourtown.

  • @mangotail6808
    @mangotail6808 Před 4 lety +23

    I supect, the car belongs to PewDiePie 0:25 xD

  • @hoodwinker7932
    @hoodwinker7932 Před 6 lety +80

    Dodge Charger 😂😂😂

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol Před 5 lety +1

      Audi Copen

    • @shaneh1872
      @shaneh1872 Před 4 lety +1

      Lamborghini corsa c lol

    • @zxbzxbzxb1
      @zxbzxbzxb1 Před 3 lety +1

      Presumably there is, or was, a Dodge Charger driving around sporting the name Vauxhall Cavalier... 😕

  • @boostaddict_
    @boostaddict_ Před 6 lety +88

    I want the wheels off of the Citroen BX. They're BBS RAs.

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 Před 6 lety +18

      The wheels are the only nice thing they did to that poor Citroen

    • @matthewl5434
      @matthewl5434 Před 6 lety +2

      Or cheap replicas

    • @TylerJ2000
      @TylerJ2000 Před 4 lety

      Luci fer what? i almost exclusively see BBS on BMWs😂

  • @DarkZonda-yv3es
    @DarkZonda-yv3es Před 5 lety +5

    "Finished In Lovely Baby Diarreha" - LOL

  • @janetmerner3731
    @janetmerner3731 Před 3 lety +1

    5:19 You look like Noddy, Both a kids show and a Dara O Briain
    reference.

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 Před 5 lety +3

    That Citroën looked like a Transformers reject. And that silver (I think) Skyline had a bigger spoiler than the end of the latest Game of Thrones.

  • @artw1320
    @artw1320 Před 4 lety +2

    The car with the big wing looked like a lawn mower😂

  • @kurtlagon2023
    @kurtlagon2023 Před 3 lety +2

    "We found your car sir, you wont believe what they done to it"

  • @saberracer026
    @saberracer026 Před 4 lety +1

    1:32 That looks like Hammond's Suzuki in the police car challenge.

  • @John_Doe....
    @John_Doe.... Před 4 lety +2

    3:14 Excellent hire car... ...because then you can give it back 😂😂😂 (wow James)

  • @ComradeRagdoll
    @ComradeRagdoll Před 11 měsíci +2

    Jeremy Clarkson is a Hilarious Man! 🤣

  • @ThePinkOne
    @ThePinkOne Před 4 lety +1

    1:51 IS THAT GADDAFI BACK THERE?! LMAOO

  • @jackf1557
    @jackf1557 Před 5 lety +8

    He's got a rebel flag and eu plates

  • @amero3577
    @amero3577 Před 4 lety +2

    Funny thing is, that Porsche with the bing Wing was nicely done up. Sure the spoiler is high but looks nice to me

  • @farishanafiah8461
    @farishanafiah8461 Před 8 měsíci +2

    4:38 I'm with May on that one. Even if it's an SL, I won't even think of going for V8, even if it's an AMG. 6-cyl version is more than enough for me.

  • @thelucas1146
    @thelucas1146 Před 5 lety +5

    Bloody hell I miss the 2000s

  • @PopExtra
    @PopExtra Před 4 lety

    i love this compilations of Jeremy XD

  • @akihiko4036
    @akihiko4036 Před 6 lety +16

    1:34 an R34 GT-R, apparently

  • @bjorn-adilsamni9818
    @bjorn-adilsamni9818 Před 5 lety +1

    Store: how many dials do you want.
    Me: yes!

  • @thediabetico6130
    @thediabetico6130 Před 6 lety +20

    Rice Rice Baby!!

  • @AngryProtoBoi
    @AngryProtoBoi Před rokem

    4:32
    “What about the.. MMMMMMURRRcedeeez, would you buy one of those?”
    -Jeremy Clarkson

  • @ihathtelekinesis
    @ihathtelekinesis Před 4 lety +1

    Seeing Jeremy in that Daihatsu reminds me of the time he had that MG Midget in Majorca.

  • @1jackpenner
    @1jackpenner Před 4 lety +2

    What’s amazing is that the bx has suspension that go’s up and down!
    Not anymore, son 👌🏼

  • @breo9807
    @breo9807 Před 5 lety +2

    2:43 when the dukes of hazzard goes to new england

  • @lanceduck3451
    @lanceduck3451 Před 5 lety +2

    I always thought that James may was the posh one but looking back it was Jeremy and Richard who were haha

  • @projectworx785
    @projectworx785 Před 3 lety +2

    1:30 when I customise my car on forza

    • @Ved_Overclocked
      @Ved_Overclocked Před 3 lety

      Starts scratching up the underside every time you go over speed bump* 🤣

  • @shaneh1872
    @shaneh1872 Před 4 lety +3

    2:18 *BIG MEATY WANG* someone get the pants in here

  • @mitchellclark1
    @mitchellclark1 Před rokem

    Thanks for not putting ads!

  • @ihathtelekinesis
    @ihathtelekinesis Před 3 lety

    That Daihatsu at the end reminds me of the MG Midget from the Majorca rally.

  • @Lewdcina
    @Lewdcina Před 5 lety +1

    this was like subreddit reaction videos before subreddit reaction videos existed

  • @TomTheXboxSeriesX
    @TomTheXboxSeriesX Před 3 lety +2

    Ricing at another level

    • @Ved_Overclocked
      @Ved_Overclocked Před 3 lety

      I swear in New York every 10th car you see on the highway is for some reason a riced Toyota Prius or a low riding Subaru.

  • @carldavies9080
    @carldavies9080 Před 6 lety +2

    james liking that opel.. explains why he has a panda

  • @harryviking6347
    @harryviking6347 Před rokem

    LOL! I miss these guys!

  • @paulcrawford5437
    @paulcrawford5437 Před 4 lety

    I used to see an old Jag regularly it was painted bright green with house gloss paint.

  • @kmickCSX
    @kmickCSX Před 4 lety +1

    "hEY, i'VE goT a BIGGER ONE"

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger Před 6 lety +8

    "It's not so much a car as a shoe"
    Clearly Jezza has never driven a BMW Z3 Coupe.

    • @TailsFan369no2
      @TailsFan369no2 Před 2 lety

      Perfect bases for a Ronald McDonald shoemobile

  • @Zr-gn6de
    @Zr-gn6de Před 5 lety +2

    Legend

  • @TrolledBy
    @TrolledBy Před 6 lety +1

    How is Jeremy going to see out of that Copen? The top of the windshield is directly on his eye level.

  • @joshkirkham4281
    @joshkirkham4281 Před 5 lety

    “No it isn’t, no no this is tiny”
    Oh dear

  • @abramo7700
    @abramo7700 Před 3 lety +1

    2:39 Well apparently the General Lee is a bit of a topic

  • @shandrich3906
    @shandrich3906 Před 4 lety +1

    That citroen would fit right in on the death star

  • @calumm8466
    @calumm8466 Před 6 lety +15

    1:30 that poor poor swift :,(((((

  • @gehtdianschasau8372
    @gehtdianschasau8372 Před 6 lety +1

    I love how he mocked the rx-8 ;)

  • @richardgregory8964
    @richardgregory8964 Před 4 lety +1

    This is when top gear was at its absalute best!!!

  • @livingdadream4616
    @livingdadream4616 Před 5 lety +1

    The Porsche with the wing on is a trend now with a rocket bunny kit......

  • @Ungovernable_Schizo
    @Ungovernable_Schizo Před 3 lety

    The big ridiculous wings on the RWB porsches just fit well more than they should in my opinion.

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez9985 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That woman in the Ferrari top 😍😍

  • @jazzman1626
    @jazzman1626 Před 4 lety

    Oh I really miss this show on telly.

  • @zdfsbnsdfn
    @zdfsbnsdfn Před 4 lety

    I once saw an evo with a tiny 3 inch long 1 inch high spoiler.. I wish I had a picture!

  • @TehBellcarl
    @TehBellcarl Před 4 lety +1

    What’s with doctor who at the beginning. Can see a Dalek, cyberman, the master and the 6th Doctor.

  • @RomnysGonzalez
    @RomnysGonzalez Před 5 lety +1

    The greatest host in the history of Television

  • @caledonianrailway1233
    @caledonianrailway1233 Před 9 měsíci

    I love those custom body kits

  • @ringoferrer2343
    @ringoferrer2343 Před 5 lety +1

    "I've gotta bigger one"

  • @ethanscott3989
    @ethanscott3989 Před rokem

    The first _”spoiler”_ is a *shelf*

  • @turboking9238
    @turboking9238 Před 4 lety +1

    My car should be on here. I've got a fake hood scoop on my 06 Toyota Corolla😂

  • @allu2681
    @allu2681 Před 3 lety

    2:42
    richard turns into a space ship

  • @alfonsoalonzo
    @alfonsoalonzo Před 5 lety

    Lol that yellow porsche with the ridiculous spoiler and rims would be really popular today...man how the times have changed

  • @Grulaz
    @Grulaz Před 3 lety

    0:51 for a moment there I thought that was Matt leblanc

  • @bennozappenduster8557
    @bennozappenduster8557 Před 5 lety +1

    2:02, that is not a spoiler, that is a bench, in case you want to pick up hitchhikers.

    • @RPGTKingpin
      @RPGTKingpin Před 5 lety +1

      Not even that. That poor Porsche looks like one of those pushable car shopping trolleys you put your kids in when you want them to behave themselves at the supermarket.

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest8385 Před 5 lety

    Clearly a sideswipe at 'Pimp My Ride'. And quite rightly so too.

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 Před 5 lety

    Glad here in Canada I have a cool turbo RSX-S

  • @3AMNE
    @3AMNE Před 3 lety

    The Porsche one at 2:05 is what I believe they call RWB which is kinda famous nowadays

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 Před 5 lety +2

    “My Vauxhall is best Charger.”

  • @TheMrPeteChannel
    @TheMrPeteChannel Před 2 lety +1

    2:33 this aged well.