Clarkson Making Fun of the Porsche 911 Compilation #1

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  • He doesn't hate the 911 btw, it's jokes.
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  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 Před 3 lety +1689

    - How is your Beetle?
    - How is your Audi?
    But we all know that the last laugh belongs to the CEO of Volkswagen.

    • @vanle6611
      @vanle6611 Před 3 lety +14

      Nice

    • @beans5171
      @beans5171 Před 2 lety +45

      *evil German laughter*

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 Před 2 lety +44

      "But they said I shouldn't worry because it's just a Volkswagen..."
      *Bugatti emerges from the distance*
      "Funny."

    • @beans5171
      @beans5171 Před 2 lety +3

      @MichaelKingsfordGray No u

    • @XantheFIN
      @XantheFIN Před 2 lety +7

      If you take a look Volkswagen vs Porsche financial history and moment when Porsche was actually taking over Volkswagen as being biggets share holders… They would have had the last laughs if not government made some special steps in there.

  • @captainzoll3303
    @captainzoll3303 Před 3 lety +2913

    i wonder if the guy from ireland still has the picture of the porsche at his house

  • @armando_alves
    @armando_alves Před 3 lety +1982

    Jeremy: * Hating on the 911 GT3 RS *
    Girl: "You'd make the second date."
    Jeremy: *SUB ZERO*
    lmao

    • @actionboy6934
      @actionboy6934 Před 3 lety +127

      Never argue with the power of boners.

    • @Tokmurok
      @Tokmurok Před 3 lety +88

      @@actionboy6934 cAN wE TALk aBouT SOmETHIng ElSe

    • @jcgabriel1569
      @jcgabriel1569 Před 3 lety +10

      Who wouldn't!

    • @Fujiwara.Takumi1
      @Fujiwara.Takumi1 Před 3 lety +66

      You'll have a thin wife. Well that aged well. She's very thin

    • @patrikjansen7831
      @patrikjansen7831 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Fujiwara.Takumi1 I think his wife is healthy in aspects of thinness when you look at that rear legroom you would need a wife which only weighs 40 kg or so

  • @muhammadnursyahmi9440
    @muhammadnursyahmi9440 Před 3 lety +838

    I love the part where Jeremy tried to "prove" the uncoolness of 911 by asking one of the girl audience, and backfired spectacularly.

  • @dumpnutz756
    @dumpnutz756 Před 3 lety +1015

    "911 greatest hits"
    *New York disliked that*

  • @mattshiz
    @mattshiz Před 2 lety +158

    "the turbo has a turbo, obviously". Just wait til he hears about the taycan turbo....

  • @K113-A
    @K113-A Před 3 lety +1234

    Just 3 friends, arguing about a car...
    ...while making millions of dollars

    • @derin8276
      @derin8276 Před 3 lety +142

      Pounds

    • @lewdyson4744
      @lewdyson4744 Před 3 lety +167

      @@derin8276 Americans forgetting other countries exist as usual 🤣

    • @derin8276
      @derin8276 Před 3 lety +36

      @@lewdyson4744 yes mate

    • @Sackmatters
      @Sackmatters Před 3 lety +1

      @VECTORMan Don’t get carried away.

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 Před 2 lety +3

      @@disparu6007 yea but pounds are worth more. I'd much rather be paid £10 an hour than $10 an hour.

  • @aryasena956
    @aryasena956 Před 3 lety +2350

    Top gear wasn't an automotive show, it was a comedy show. I don't interest about cars, but i always laugh when they are screaming each other

    • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
      @user-mx1fq6qm6i Před 3 lety +155

      It was both, but ever since Clarkson wad fired, they lost their soul

    • @filipeferreira8757
      @filipeferreira8757 Před 3 lety +5

      @@user-mx1fq6qm6i no, Grand tour is very good as well

    • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
      @user-mx1fq6qm6i Před 3 lety +24

      @@filipeferreira8757 the Grand tour is great, but the new top gear is kinda lacking

    • @AidanCA
      @AidanCA Před 3 lety +6

      60% comedy and 40% cars

    • @AidanCA
      @AidanCA Před 3 lety +7

      @@user-mx1fq6qm6i not kinda its completely rubbish since 90% of car enthusiasts watch the grand tour and rest 10% are idiots

  • @ChampionBlueRacing
    @ChampionBlueRacing Před 3 lety +736

    Tonight on TopGear I try to figure out the 911 range, Richard gets to excited over the GT3, and James talks about the Singer Porsche 911

    • @Mustang150y
      @Mustang150y  Před 3 lety +63

      No, bottom gear

    • @enigmazero37564
      @enigmazero37564 Před 3 lety +2

      SHUT UP ABOUT THAT DISGUSTING BEETLE

    • @ARCOMEITHIA
      @ARCOMEITHIA Před 3 lety +7

      Tonight I attempt to put petrol in a car, Richard sits in a chair, and captain slow buys a book shelf.

    • @surrixhd9846
      @surrixhd9846 Před 3 lety +2

      tonoight on bo'om geer

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 Před 2 lety +1

      Tonight on Low Range gear

  • @geezyercheese2855
    @geezyercheese2855 Před 3 lety +79

    Legend has it that there is a gate in Ireland with a picture of a Porsche 911 on it to this day.

  • @christian_urocar
    @christian_urocar Před 3 lety +473

    2:28 “ how’s your beetle ( Porsche 911) ?” “ fine thank you , house your Audi ( Lamborghini) ? “ lol that was hilarious

    • @nagmashot
      @nagmashot Před 3 lety +51

      funny part is both chassis were build only ~ 50km seperated from each other... all Gallardo chassis were build by Audi in Neckarsulm only ~ 50km away from Porsche factory

    • @kravchan
      @kravchan Před 3 lety +20

      And these all cars are volkswagen 😆😆

    • @dd-nz8ry
      @dd-nz8ry Před 3 lety +6

      while james is driving a ford? (Aston Martin)

    • @nagmashot
      @nagmashot Před 3 lety +3

      @@dd-nz8ry no Ford sold Aston Martin 2007

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 Před 3 lety

      @@kravchan Just because they're built on Volkswagen's platform, doesn't mean they're all Volkswagen.
      They're making fun of the Porsche and whenever people on YT comments make fun of any car, they wishing death on everyone who drive these cars.

  • @daviddayn6968
    @daviddayn6968 Před 3 lety +1160

    I love porsche but this is just brilliant

    • @ThePaulv12
      @ThePaulv12 Před 3 lety +15

      I don't Clarkson's bloody right - they're so good they're boring.
      His take on a new Lambo was funny one time - he reckoned it was too normal. He said Lambos should be something so ridiculous you have to fall out of them to get out. I take his point but I don't like Lambos either put the point is true enough.
      Driven a few Porches in my time. My favourite was just a plain 'ole 1974ish 911 2.7 - the one with the Bosch inline mechanical injector pump adapted from a Diesel. It was fun but only because of the massive oversteer was great for showing off fanging it around inner city streets pissing people off. The others were too brutal to be fun like that LOL.

    • @peterboczan2116
      @peterboczan2116 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ThePaulv12 The Porsche 911 has got the wrong name. It should have been called the Porsche Frog.

    • @magg93
      @magg93 Před 3 lety +3

      Im pumping and squirting right at this very moment. Just wanted to share this intimate piece of information with all of you guys right now. Thanks for reading to the very end, here is a surprise specially for you: *Blood vessels are pumping to the maximum, which proceeds to squirting the blanket juice all over this mechanical keyboard* The end

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN Před 3 lety +11

      @@ThePaulv12 "They're so good they're boring" is something I thought only the absolute nutter that Clarkson would ever say. Really? You want something that's not quite as good but you never know if it'll explode?

    • @Lil96millie
      @Lil96millie Před 3 lety +1

      Ill go with what they said at the beginning, i respect it, but i dont appreciate it

  • @keelangerken5154
    @keelangerken5154 Před 3 lety +249

    Imagine what would happen if someone informed him about Porsche chassis codes/model numbers

    • @TNPolaris
      @TNPolaris Před 3 lety +53

      He knows lmao, he even says the 911 is a fantastic car he just doesnt like the type of people who own them

  • @GodofHellFire1982
    @GodofHellFire1982 Před 3 lety +393

    Top Gear just ain’t Top Gear anymore with the current muppet presenters

    • @Mustang150y
      @Mustang150y  Před 3 lety +68

      New top gear is good just not as great as the old one

    • @peterboczan2116
      @peterboczan2116 Před 3 lety +10

      Great news!. For the next series of Top Gear Chris Harris is being replaced with.........................Keith Lemon.

    • @grated_lemon5630
      @grated_lemon5630 Před 3 lety +33

      @@peterboczan2116 Chris Harris was the only good one remaining honestly

    • @Whoooan
      @Whoooan Před 3 lety +4

      @@peterboczan2116 for real? Shit.

    • @tonyb9735
      @tonyb9735 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Mustang150y "New top gear is good just not as great as the old one"
      I really, really wanted that to be the case. I tried so hard to like the new TG. Every season I start watching hoping that maybe this time, just maybe, they've done better, made a decent show. But it never is.
      I gave up half way through the last season, forced finally to admit the truth to myself; it is shite, an absolutely unwatchable, steaming great pile of shite.
      Mind you, the Grand Tour is not much better. It doesn't steam quite as much.

  • @T0astedR0asted
    @T0astedR0asted Před 3 lety +334

    The irony is that VW both own Porsche & Lamborghini

    • @Formulozza1
      @Formulozza1 Před 3 lety +43

      Technically Audi own Lamborghini 😉 although your point remains because obviously VW own Audi

    • @afonsomeska
      @afonsomeska Před 3 lety +15

      And porsche owns most of the company, but the company has the name of vw 😅

    • @afonsomeska
      @afonsomeska Před 3 lety +2

      @@J.PC.Designs didnt know that, thanks!

    • @jundelacruz2342
      @jundelacruz2342 Před 3 lety +5

      @@J.PC.Designs Which was a stolen design by Ferdinand Porsche from Hans Ledwinka's Tatra. It was found out to be true, after the war Volkswagen was fined for copying it. That is from me coming from a Porsche fan, and works for Porsche.

    • @_0_restart_0_
      @_0_restart_0_ Před 3 lety +4

      @@jundelacruz2342 yeah, i forgot about that. VW was already getting sued by Tatra before the war, but then in 1938, the Germans occupied the czech part of Czechoslovakia, so the Tatra factory was shut down.

  • @dylanzwering2255
    @dylanzwering2255 Před 3 lety +48

    Hammond: my gt3 is on fire
    May: it is easier to send the messerschmitt into the clouds
    Clarkson: I JUST WANT EGGS

  • @rodriguezracer4567
    @rodriguezracer4567 Před 3 lety +51

    3:47 "In fact whenever I mention it now, Jeremy sticks his fingers in his ears and hums songs about Hitler"

  • @r32fan92
    @r32fan92 Před 2 lety +7

    8:08
    SHUT UP ABOUT YA GLORIFIED BEETLE !!!

  • @GlitchanBlack
    @GlitchanBlack Před 2 lety +28

    8:16 Clarkson finally loses it.

  • @67pearse
    @67pearse Před 3 lety +42

    That one argument about the 911 that then segues into the news, that starts with the new 911 is still funny all these years later 🤣🤣

  • @oneparticularlysmartape
    @oneparticularlysmartape Před 3 lety +67

    8:45
    You can exchange Porsche by Apple here and it still makes sense.

    • @hukama6911
      @hukama6911 Před 2 lety +2

      you're driving it wrong

    • @mangosteak
      @mangosteak Před 2 měsíci +1

      One is overpriced, built to break, poorly designed and sells you the same outdated tech of it's competetors at an increased price.
      The other company is porsche.
      I'll never own one of them cause they are fucking expensive and got no loyalty for any brand but I can't denie that their product is just better than their competition.

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl Před 3 lety +42

    Porsche: if it ain’t broke - don’t fix it.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 Před 3 lety +6

      72 Years of the same car is LONG ENOUGH!!!!

    • @HerrVictor
      @HerrVictor Před 3 lety

      @@michaelmeliambro5117 talk it to the vette

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HerrVictor Still, the Vette has progressed far more in that time compared to ur Stuttgart sh*t-heap.

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN Před 3 lety +6

      They modernize the same design which is what you SHOULD do when you've got a good design, while Ferrari often try to reinvent the fucking wheel and fail at it. Are Ferraris more beautiful to look at? Yes. Are they infinitely less reliable? Also yes. So unless you're a fucking millionaire, Porsche is just the better option.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 Před 3 lety +2

      @@THENAMEISQUICKMAN Even if I DID have that kind of money, I wouldn't want to own either of them.

  • @alouiciousdeverdander9152
    @alouiciousdeverdander9152 Před 3 lety +98

    The 911 came out in 1964 and internally it was called a 901... a couple years later they released the 902... the true “911” lasted from 67 or 68 to 1988... in 89 they changed the design for the first time and released the 964 (based on the 959)... later came the 993... then the 996... then the 997... the original turbo was called the 930... and they were all sold as “911”s ... after about 2000 I quit paying attention...

    • @J122J95
      @J122J95 Před 3 lety +1

      thats alotta 9s

    • @bandit949
      @bandit949 Před 3 lety +3

      They've been the same car each year

    • @user-hc9qv9yb9m
      @user-hc9qv9yb9m Před 3 lety +3

      @@silverlightning8805 and the 912

    • @TNPolaris
      @TNPolaris Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao are u stupid? You just named the variants of 911, like saying Ferrari 458, 488. Just because Porsche stick with 911 then name the model 996,997,991,992 etc. 930 and 964 are the same. No need to pay attention if you can't afford one mate

    • @generalkenobi066
      @generalkenobi066 Před 3 lety +4

      Will they ever get to the thousands?

  • @cillianmclaverty9392
    @cillianmclaverty9392 Před 3 lety +17

    I love that there is 11 minutes of this

  • @jcgabriel1569
    @jcgabriel1569 Před 3 lety +36

    May: And now, the news. And we begin this week... ugh...

  • @LatvianVideo
    @LatvianVideo Před 3 lety +54

    5:10 Well, at least he has all the girls

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 Před 3 lety

      @ThePatUltra If she already have boyfriend or a husband, then you can't date her.
      Why do people date other people if they already have a boyfriend or a husband?

  • @FreedomBird666
    @FreedomBird666 Před 2 lety +3

    "SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GLORIFIED BEETLE!!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VramanNoodles
    @VramanNoodles Před 3 lety +62

    Love it! 10/10 and I'm subbing. 7:21 -- 9:26 was the funniest part, when I first watched it I laughed so much.

    • @TheSporeman16
      @TheSporeman16 Před 3 lety

      And in the time period the woman in the orange shirt behind Jeremy she had an amazing laugh especially at 8:29

  • @Faan-iv3li
    @Faan-iv3li Před 3 lety +8

    We all know Jezza hates Porsche especially the 911 ranges. But there's one model that has special place in his heart. The 928.

  • @Trija204
    @Trija204 Před 2 lety +29

    I’m a huge Porsche (mainly the 911) fan and I find this just hilarious!!
    I mean it’s old Top Gear, it’ll always be funny and one of the greatest car shows

  • @MA-iridium
    @MA-iridium Před 2 lety +6

    VW Beetle and Porsche 911 were born to the same genius. Jeremy is right in his appreciation of not finding a difference.

  • @universalrandomizer405
    @universalrandomizer405 Před 2 lety +6

    7:34 Jeremy drifting in and out of conscience is pretty funny

  • @Schaddn
    @Schaddn Před 3 lety +6

    I love the "we'll edit that out" bit :'D

  • @Crimelord43
    @Crimelord43 Před 3 lety +11

    Before i could watch this video, i had to watch an ad of the porsche macan. Irony abounds.

  • @peaty32
    @peaty32 Před 3 lety +16

    "..interior styling by deja vu"
    Absolute brilliance 😆

  • @AA-ke2ns
    @AA-ke2ns Před 2 lety +53

    As a Porsche owner this was still extremely funny 😂

  • @alexpaumen3937
    @alexpaumen3937 Před 3 lety +21

    It’s easily one of the most fierce battles of them all. Even though I love them both. I’d have a Turbo S & a 458 if money was no object. Turbo S for the winter, the 458 for spring and summer.

  • @francescob.38
    @francescob.38 Před 3 lety +245

    I 100% agree with Jeremy
    I think porsches are pretty good cars in performance and mechanics...
    But they have always the same look and I got bored of it years and years ago.
    I would love to see a different design but it won't happen... this car is gonna look the same in 20.. 30 or 50 years from now.

    • @JohnJonnyBerry
      @JohnJonnyBerry Před 3 lety +55

      Which is one of the most impressive thing about this line. The 911 Design is timeless. Absolutely brilliant and beautiful. Gt2rs is my absolute favorite car. I would drive that over any ferrari, lambo, bentley, or bugatti.

    • @vincentraine8917
      @vincentraine8917 Před 3 lety +23

      Yeah i agree with you and jeremy. It is a fast car and i respect that. But the styling is old and not "timeless" to me personally. But i do like that new 911 gt3 ass design ngl.

    • @francescob.38
      @francescob.38 Před 3 lety +16

      @@vincentraine8917 i really like the porsche cayman and the 918 spyder,
      Porsche can produce some beautiful machines when it stops reusing the 911 design over and over again

    • @francescob.38
      @francescob.38 Před 3 lety +12

      @@JohnJonnyBerry yep it's a good car, but talking about design it's like eating the same thing every day of your life
      Won't you get bored?
      For example, everyone will remember the ferrari 360, 430 or 458, even if they are becoming old now.
      But nobody except porsche enthusiasts will remember a 2008 porsche 911 for example... because it's you know... a car with nothing special about its look...

    • @vincentraine8917
      @vincentraine8917 Před 3 lety +6

      @@francescob.38 yesss i agree. Personally i love the 918 and carrera gt. Beautiful cars.

  • @robertnicu
    @robertnicu Před 3 lety +3

    1:28 That face KILLS ME

  • @stephanos2758
    @stephanos2758 Před 3 lety +16

    clarkson mocking porsche for being the same thing while driving a ford coupe (aston martin) that is also the same thing over the years is just brilliant

    • @lucamaini4492
      @lucamaini4492 Před rokem

      Ford coupè? Ok simp 😂😂😂😂

    • @stephanos2758
      @stephanos2758 Před rokem

      @@lucamaini4492 I don’t know if you understand the term simp.

    • @lucamaini4492
      @lucamaini4492 Před rokem

      @@stephanos2758 don’t worry i do.

    • @stephanos2758
      @stephanos2758 Před rokem

      @@lucamaini4492 yeah it looks like it

    • @lucamaini4492
      @lucamaini4492 Před rokem

      @@stephanos2758 i think it’s about you

  • @johnmilligan2964
    @johnmilligan2964 Před 3 lety +13

    I'm definitely a 911 fan but listening to them argue about it is hysterical!

    • @r.o.b8728
      @r.o.b8728 Před 10 měsíci

      that sounds so wrong out of context

  • @toxicheadshot50
    @toxicheadshot50 Před 3 lety +78

    I’m surprised Jeremy didn’t make a 9/11 with the Porsche 911, that shows that he may be rude sometimes, he does have respect for things like that.

  • @INFULGE
    @INFULGE Před 3 lety +7

    "Things a million times better than the Porsche 911 include tuberculosis and being on fire" Almost suffocated laughing

  • @ChrisN06999
    @ChrisN06999 Před 2 lety +15

    "...so far as styling's concerned the GT2 is just a squashed Volkswagen Beetle with a wing on the back..."
    I felt that.

  • @el_Nanok
    @el_Nanok Před 3 lety +70

    Actually the 911 isn't a beetle, it's a Tatra 97 which the beetle stole the design from

    • @greglewis3382
      @greglewis3382 Před 3 lety +1

      Right on! The Volkswagen was a bad copy of the Tatra.

    • @Icecube095
      @Icecube095 Před 3 lety +7

      @@greglewis3382 That is because Ferdinand Porsche had a good relationship with Hans Ledwinka the Tatra Engineer back before WW2.
      In a recent Jay Leno episode about his Tatra he is pointing out, that "both engineers looked over the other's shoulder when designing their cars".
      I'm not going to argue about the stealing part as that is clearly true (VW paid a compensation back in the 1960s for this)
      I just wanted to complete the picture ;-)

    • @Icecube095
      @Icecube095 Před 3 lety

      @@greglewis3382 Here is a link to his video: czcams.com/video/c2XyLgv-UQY/video.html

    • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 Před 2 lety +1

      The 911 is none of these things.
      The Porsche 911 is a homicidal maniac for reasons illegal to bring up here.

  • @aidaaliten8817
    @aidaaliten8817 Před 2 lety +3

    sQuAsHeD vOlKsWaGeN bEeTlE

  • @vintageman91
    @vintageman91 Před 3 lety +7

    The porsche 911 is one of my favorite sportscars, especially the old ones from the 60s-80s but i have to agree that there are a crapload of very, very similar ones and they change very little in between.

  • @Sempfer5
    @Sempfer5 Před 3 lety +17

    Interior designer Deja Vu

  • @jamesheichel9465
    @jamesheichel9465 Před 2 lety +2

    Instead of calling it a "beetle" he should have been calling it a "squashed nazi mobile". Lol

  • @salimshafie5614
    @salimshafie5614 Před 3 lety +113

    I used to hate all 911s , until they came up with the 991, I became a fan ever since, now I love them all, it's funny how things change

    • @philipwild9134
      @philipwild9134 Před 3 lety +13

      I used to hate Porsches too, now I love the brand and I even got myself a Porsche. Haha crazy how thigs can change over time!

    • @altergreenhorn
      @altergreenhorn Před 3 lety +4

      Same old 911 were a squashed beetle since 997 I dont hate it anymore it is a nice car

    • @contendedracer5861
      @contendedracer5861 Před 3 lety +2

      Same here, the 991 GT3’s were what made me love Porsches

    • @imty8774
      @imty8774 Před 3 lety +2

      For me it was the 992. The insane performance just made me like it.

    • @hacker007300
      @hacker007300 Před 3 lety +5

      Because you have no taste. All the 911 before the 991 are beautiful. Not fat todes

  • @eryczakpl2337
    @eryczakpl2337 Před 3 lety +7

    It's the best Jeremy Clarkson compilation ever, I laughed and laughed

  • @verdeboyo
    @verdeboyo Před 3 lety +9

    I love Porsche, but these guys are pure legends of laughter!

  • @watermelon2521
    @watermelon2521 Před 3 lety +7

    The cayman has become the new 911. It is small and nimble... especially the 981 bc they sound the best

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 Před 2 lety +11

    "In the same way that Ebola is the ultimate tropical disease"
    *COVID-19 has entered the chat*

  • @samhuff4725
    @samhuff4725 Před 2 lety +3

    Anyone else remember making your own “cool wall” on top gear’s website back in the day?

  • @tractioncontroldelete
    @tractioncontroldelete Před 2 lety +53

    This is so funny 🤣
    Love the fact that he’s not hopping on the bandwagon just because everyone else has. Plus he’s certainly driven enough cars to have a have a basis for his opinion.
    Looking forward to part 3!

  • @richardsawyer5428
    @richardsawyer5428 Před 2 lety +2

    911s are great. Lots of yuppies and estate agent brought them in the 1980s and promptly drove them into trees, bridges and lampposts. Excellent!

  • @Wasp-ce7yr
    @Wasp-ce7yr Před rokem +1

    You are about to see my professional review of this car.
    This is the car in question *shows beetle 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @hititdj
    @hititdj Před 3 lety +18

    Ever since I was a kid I was always underwhelmed by the porsche, I even thought it looked like a VW Beettle, when I heard Clarkson saying it looks like a Beetle I burst out laughing🤣🤣🤣

    • @Celestias
      @Celestias Před 3 lety +2

      ...with Mustard up its bottom. :)

    • @mk2nathan
      @mk2nathan Před 3 lety +7

      I’m guessing you’ve never been in one, that will change your opinion on them. Did for me!

    • @watermelon2521
      @watermelon2521 Před 3 lety +2

      If it looks like a beetle to you you might need glasses...

    • @zeldamenefee5008
      @zeldamenefee5008 Před 4 měsíci

      ⁠@@mk2nathaneveryone says that, i drove one and it felt super dull
      Driving a Porsche feels very corporate and boring, makes me feel like im on my way to my lawyer job and read case files all day
      And for the money, i could get better performance from a Corvette or an R35 GTR and save $100k-$300k, Porsche prices are outrageous and certainly not worth the money

    • @mk2nathan
      @mk2nathan Před 4 měsíci

      @@zeldamenefee5008 you absolutely could not get better performance out of a GTR or a Corvette. A turbo S outperforms Lamborghinis and Ferrari’s twice its price, yet alone a gt3rs around a track…
      Also, you have to remember that Corvettes are nasty cheap plastic American shitboxes that are hopeless compared to any European rival (I say that as a Brit so I understand that our cars are produced differently for a completely different market to America), and a gtr was so technologically advanced back in the day that now the computers are so dated they really aren’t anything special anymore.
      I’d also imagine that Porsche prices are inflated over in the US compared to what they are over here

  • @billholmes3462
    @billholmes3462 Před 3 lety +8

    Spot on Clarkson, emperors cloths doesn’t come near it.

  • @albertomotors6901
    @albertomotors6901 Před 2 lety +2

    He's not wrong it IS a beetle.

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 Před 3 lety +43

    Between Porsche, Ferrari, and Lamborghini... it's Porsche all day.
    Why? They consistently work, and have done for decades.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 Před 3 lety +4

      LOL How wrong can u be?????? They're ALL equally terrible on their own level.

    • @starpier
      @starpier Před 3 lety +9

      Not only, they also consistently keep repeating the same old design over and over, like VW and Audi also love to do. I dont dislike Porsche, but buying an exotic sports car with the same mindset of buying a fridge (it works, it is reliable) is really not the way to go for me. A car enthusiast should be also a little bit mad and irrational, because that is the most important thing about being a petrol head and cannot be explained to someone who does not have the same passion.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 Před 3 lety +1

      @ThePatUltra LOL Better if they hadn't tried it at all. Front-engined and RWD is best possible configuration for a car.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 Před 3 lety +1

      @ThePatUltra What about Front-engined, RWD fanboys??? WTF have u got against them???

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 Před 3 lety +1

      @ThePatUltra LOL Unfortunately for you, I happen to be a muscle car fanboy.

  • @mohammednurul9380
    @mohammednurul9380 Před 3 lety +12

    But seriously though, how does Porsche manages to sell the same car for over the decades is beyond me

    • @ace0071000
      @ace0071000 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean, most people who would ever own one, would do just that - own a single one. They've hit the nail on the head with the styling, and a lot of people just go for the "newest 911", because its the same old styling, but with newer amenities and components.
      Besides, I can say the same thing about recent Ferraris. I have a Ferrari enthusiast friend, who knows the difference between those modern numbered Ferraris, but I can't tell one from the other. Being a Porsche enthusiast myself, we've reached an understanding there.

    • @sdslofi1107
      @sdslofi1107 Před 3 lety +2

      Heard about the RUF??

    • @mcgetrekt2388
      @mcgetrekt2388 Před 2 lety +1

      Same reason apple can with the iPhone. People don't think, they buy for a brand name and don't realise they're missing out on much better stuff elsewhere.

    • @ulisesavila2879
      @ulisesavila2879 Před 2 lety

      Two different minded people, "it's a porsche" and the second kind actually want X porsche and when you have the money for it, you have almost the same car with modern capabilities.

  • @jeremyfong5684
    @jeremyfong5684 Před 2 lety +1

    “Porsche enthusiasts, by which i mean these 2 imbeciles” *points and May and Hammond*

  • @Ogudomon
    @Ogudomon Před 3 lety +3

    The most fun part in commentaries are "I hate the 911, they always looks the same?" That sound like "I hate Mustangs, they all looks the same" or "i hate Camaros, they all look the same."
    If it's to be different of 911, why call it a 911 to start?
    Well, would be fun have a new version of 968. Something like the V8 from Panamera Turbo S and the classic retangular design that made the 924. 944 and 968 so beautiful.

  • @thomaswawrzyniak118
    @thomaswawrzyniak118 Před 2 lety +4

    8:55 that aged well

  • @leonardomendieta8160
    @leonardomendieta8160 Před 3 lety +4

    11 minutes just fly by, I could watch this arguments for hours.
    And no, there is no winner.

  • @Zeigler_
    @Zeigler_ Před 3 lety +108

    Porsche 911 is the Skyrim of cars
    By the way I do love the car range

    • @hayabusaorlovina2761
      @hayabusaorlovina2761 Před 3 lety +20

      911 is assassin creed of the cars, they all are similar. Ferrari is skyrim, they live from old glory, while most of them is with bugs, but we all expect new skyrim.

    • @siddheshpillai3807
      @siddheshpillai3807 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hayabusaorlovina2761 pls don’t compare the Porsche 911 to the joke of gaming industry called assassin creed

    • @lukedanielgalon1596
      @lukedanielgalon1596 Před 2 lety

      @@hayabusaorlovina2761 XD

    • @lukedanielgalon1596
      @lukedanielgalon1596 Před 2 lety

      @@siddheshpillai3807 will the person did u cant change that

    • @siddheshpillai3807
      @siddheshpillai3807 Před 2 lety

      @@lukedanielgalon1596 true

  • @adim2427
    @adim2427 Před 2 lety +2

    "Other things that are a million times nicer than the old car include Tuberculosis"

  • @rawdawg15
    @rawdawg15 Před 2 lety +2

    Im sorry but I just can't help think "glorified beetle". I mean in every way it would be the perfect car for me to buy...its in the price range i want, the performance i want, the back seat, the engine location, great engineering....but I just wish the lights didn't look like that.

  • @smey02
    @smey02 Před 3 lety +2

    3:49 jep...that sounds like jeremy xD

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 Před 3 lety +3

    4:48 the guy who said 911s are uncool has a Ferrari cap

  • @simonvictor286
    @simonvictor286 Před 3 lety +7

    Spot-on ..exactly what i was thinking ...the best part " ...been around for 4-5 thousand years'''...overpriced beetle ...and yes the greatest con-job by the germans in auto history ...

  • @chrismoore9121
    @chrismoore9121 Před 2 lety +3

    5:30 that is a true woman of culture

  • @_BreathOfFreshAir_
    @_BreathOfFreshAir_ Před rokem +3

    I do hate the 911.

  • @mistermr2147
    @mistermr2147 Před 3 lety +8

    911's stopped being cool once they started using water cooled engines.

    • @mohammednurul9380
      @mohammednurul9380 Před 3 lety +1

      Only a handful of people will get this 😂

    • @mohammednurul9380
      @mohammednurul9380 Před 3 lety

      @@Tray-sq2zr the beetle had an air cooled engine, while the 911s have water cooled, i.e calling the 911 a beetle by being very specific.

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 Před rokem +1

    1:28 - I love Hammond's face xD

  • @awinis
    @awinis Před 3 lety +8

    I didn't care for Porsche, I had a Countach and a Testarossa poster in my room, till the time I got a chance to drive a 911 when I was in college in the early 90s, I finally got my own brand new 911 in 2016.

  • @eaphantom9214
    @eaphantom9214 Před 2 lety +1

    Lol - 02:19 😂😂
    Richard was loving his Beetle even more! 🚗
    02:59 - Why is the GT2 not turbo if it is a turbo? 🚗
    06:31 - Professional Motoring journalist! 😂 😂

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 Před 4 měsíci +1

    7:55: I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that and I still laugh my ass off when I hear it now.

  • @yudhabagaskara98
    @yudhabagaskara98 Před 3 lety +8

    in contrast:
    porsche 911 is a glorified vw beetle
    lamborghini gallardo is a glorified audi r8

  • @danielakerman3878
    @danielakerman3878 Před 3 lety +2

    They are trying to say I’m stupid in 15 different ways

  • @ClipontheEar
    @ClipontheEar Před 3 lety +1

    Porsche: like sitting in a Volkswagen Beetle with mustard up its bottom. LM (Mustarded) AO!

  • @yamatodamashii1179
    @yamatodamashii1179 Před 2 lety +2

    Guessing Clarkson disliked German cars in general…. “Every time I use the navi, I end up in Poland,”

  • @ryanne.5172
    @ryanne.5172 Před 3 lety +3

    You know how you and your friends sometimes argue about the same thing for 20 years

  • @flywithtb5005
    @flywithtb5005 Před rokem +4

    Gotta admit as a german, it took me a while to find it funny that he destroyed one

    • @cartorius
      @cartorius Před 8 měsíci

      especially considering what it would be worth now :S

  • @invincible.456
    @invincible.456 Před 3 lety +7

    "I get confused with 911. I never know where they all go. Is that a turbo?"
    "No that's not. That's normally aspirated"
    "So wait a minute the GT2 is a turbo"
    "Yes"
    "And the turbos are turbos obviously"
    "Yes"
    "Why is a GT2 not a turbo if it is a turbo?"
    "It is a turbo"
    "Yes why is it called the GT2 and not a turbo?"
    "Because the turbo is called the turbo. You could neve-"
    I seriously love this convo

  • @polishavgeek1849
    @polishavgeek1849 Před 3 lety +1

    This video has mysteriously made me love the 911 even more...

  • @TheTrollpolice
    @TheTrollpolice Před 2 lety +1

    That's funny. I got a Porsche 911 ad on this video

  • @DutchiedeKat
    @DutchiedeKat Před 3 lety +2

    4:22 Ireland!!

  • @rcxdries8584
    @rcxdries8584 Před 2 lety +1

    I’ve ridden in the back seat of a widowmaker 911 as a child

  • @CHILDRENATPLAY2010
    @CHILDRENATPLAY2010 Před 2 lety

    “The Ultimate 911”
    That escalated quickly

  • @MrBeeps.
    @MrBeeps. Před 2 lety +1

    Jeremy is not wrong the Porsche 911 does look like a Volkswagen beetle

  • @ASHKN190KW
    @ASHKN190KW Před 2 lety +1

    They r so funny. I'm watching 1-2 episodes daily of grand tour for 2 weeks now

  • @msdsmti7678
    @msdsmti7678 Před 3 lety +14

    5:25 she is the smartest woman lol

  • @barryjohnson5288
    @barryjohnson5288 Před 3 lety +1

    He must really hate Porsche after the 918 spyder beat the McLaren P1, and his house got destroyed.

  • @imperfectravens2410
    @imperfectravens2410 Před rokem

    I think the greatest part about this video is there is more than 1 part

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers Před 5 měsíci

    2:00
    I was totally expecting him to say "in the same way 9/11 was the ultimate terrorist attack"

  • @oliwierprzepiora7678
    @oliwierprzepiora7678 Před 3 lety +2

    7:21 it is the Best bit!!!

  • @mitchelltopolinsky164
    @mitchelltopolinsky164 Před 3 lety +1

    Saying that top gear / grand tour is a show about cars is the same as saying the office is a show about paper