Jeremy clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars # 3 | Top Gear Funny compilation
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I’ve suddenly decided, I don’t want to talk to you anymore.
When Jeremy loses an argument...
I thought he would say thet he would rather take the bus hahaa
Does Jeremy have anyone left who WILL talk to him?
Jezza doesn't want to live on this planet anymore.
@@thomaslauffenberger5795 Of course, he still has his best friend. You know, the little one.
"You're probably french" Gotta love James May :)
that made me burst out laughing ! I am french, and he is absolutely right ^^
Yes, he is. And I am French too. A lot of French people have diesels because the government encouraged us to buy them for decades.
@@antoinewille890 why?
@@Seb-Storm because they are French.
James may is the fucking man.
How you know you won an argument with Jeremy, he doesn’t want to talk anymore.
You know Clarkson comes from an older time when he says “dial-up his computer”
Hammond: "The Visos"
Subtitles: "The Vsauce"
1:25 I pissed my pants laughing
Shit May was savage.
@ammarsiddiqui1435k or t😅?
"I suddenly decided that I don't want to talk to you anymore."
Well at least that's better than Clarkson telling Hammond "I suddenly realize how much like the cat from Shrek you look like."
Mean. Also the cat has a plan other than staying alive.
My mother had a Lupo for several years, and it really was a good car. I also admire how close Jeremy got to properly pronouncing VW.
James was right, the E60 not only sold better, but also looks so much more modern compared to the S type, and E class.
According to you, sure.
But to call them stale is frankly absurd, considering the engine options which ranged from a great sounding straight 6, to the glories V10 found in the M5/M6.
ya a way to not be stale is to offer different engines for all of their IDENTICAL MODELS, be honest without any badges it would be impossible to distinguish a 328i from an m3 or an e90 or m5 that's like the definition of stale. also as a mechanic i can tell you that a BMW is the worst car to own, they require maintenence every 1200 miles, yes 1200 not 12,000 and even small insignificant parts cost an absurd amount to replace. and don't even get me started on the stupid ass i8 with it's ridiculous wannabe super car aero and engine smaller and less powerful than a prius.
Benjamin Friedman look back at the E60 in 20 years and you'll be able to make your mind up about what was ugly to you and what truly is ugly. E60 was a classic BMW masterpiece and will forever remain one of the best cars ever produced.
ZombieByte If you cannot distinguish an M3 out of a 328 or a 525 from an M5 youre in the wrong channel.
Abec777 anyone can distinguish them close up by looking at their badges, my point is that from a distance if you cant see any of the badges they are nearly identical which is something that makes bmw a very stale and boring car company
The way Jeremy says Volkswagen makes me laugh everytime 😂
'VokesVagen' 😂😂
Daniel J I bet you say Porsche as “porsh”
thats how germans say it and VW is German
Quite Clever Not Gonna Lie!
Since I Have an Interest in the German Language,
It makes it a WHOLE lot Funnier!
And I Have German Heritage!
That Visos could be passed as a concept car today! Its about 20-25 years ahead of its time!
Mete Oguz I agree xD
Not really. It kind of reminds me of the pictures from 1960s that predict how the world would look like in 2000s. It has some innovative technology, but mostly everything still looks like it's from the 60s. And everything else is just funky and ridiculous.
It's like putting some neon lights and computers on a Countach and calling it a space shuttle. Surely it looks like one but it's still a 30 year old car.
Jan Vehmanen Yeah, except it looks just like any new car. Blobby. Blobs are all blobs.
For me not really, I mean it's got shit ton of chrome, obviously very 2000-ish, the speedometer and tach are some 3d shaped hd thing which is also 2000-ish, also some details from the exterior make it look like every other concept car from the era
Other examples: honda hsc, range rover stormer, hyundai ssc, toyota motor triathlon, and more
Not really. It's not even fully electric, or have smartphone integration.
2020 and we still haven't had a new Capri 😩
I love when James and Jeremy argue about cars it’s hilarious
I like how as soon as he realises James won the argument, he doesn't want to talk to James anymore
4:50 james was ahead of his time
The E60 looks better with every year it gets older. The E class and S type look so dated now.
Something about BMWs which date with grace, especially the 5 series in general.
I'm not generally a fan of BMW's styling conventions but I definitely agree that it has aged the best out of the three.
You are so right look at 2001 760 its so gorgeous (not that 2003 shit looking)
they really got the design of it right, a more positive style than the usual aggressive BMW look, it even seems multiple years newer than its successor
I quite like the stately look of the w211 and the dramatic change from the e39 to e60, I think they’ve aged much better than most cars produced in the mid 2000s.
Love them or hate them, but all the Bangle designs have aged like a fine wine.
3:02 am I the only one who understood Vsauce?
Piotr Komos
Nope XD
Ok :D
V engine
Sauce = Petrol
Or "v" as in the physical symbol for velocity
Sauce = Petrol
Petrol is more like a watery liquid.
It seems almost like it has no thickness at all.
...
Maybe it does, I don't know.
I have only known about variations of oil velocity.
I wanna see more scenes of Jeremy Clarkson mocking and arguing about cars.
3:03 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here."
The funny thing is that most of the gauge work from the Ford Vsauce (temp, fuel level, etc.) are actually being used today
I remember seeing that Visos concept when this ep came out and near shit the bed with the LED speedometer, gullwings and cameras for mirrors. Fast forward to the present and it seems Tesla has knicked all their ideas. Crazy how things come full circle.
Visos Micael here
exactly
2 yrs 2 late 😬
3:02 "...and as always, thanks for driving !"
the beamer aged so much better than the jag and merc imo
@1.25 - Lol! Spontaneous, outrageous and hilariously funny all in one. One of the things Newer Top Gear can't match.
"could be worse, could be 2020"
01:22 i remember watching this episode a couple years ago and constantly replaying this bit because it was funny
"Have the Headlights Flash on and off past 10" LOL
I miss old Top Gear. I wish people don't get old :(
Very well done to you, excellent compilations :)
1:57 I laughed my ass off! xD
I can't stop laughing at 1:25 lmao
Here's another new Ford, the Visos, Michael here...
Turteng Spaghnhoff Is this some inside joke lol?
It's a joke because of the youtube channel called "Vsauce", just watch one of his videos, you will understand :D
@Gappie Al Kebabi keep crying
Hey! Visos, Richard here!
Jeremy, that port is an On-board Diagnostics (OBD) port all cars with an ECU have one but depending on how old it is it might have OBD-I or OBD-II
i think the 5 series is one of the best looking bmws out there and i think it has aged really well. till this day, i still like how it looks
Its the Dame Edna Everidge (reference to its front end) . . . . . its gopping!
“It’s called the visos”
Michael here
Underrated
4:48, if only Jeremy knew what was coming in about 20 years time. For me the new ones look incredibly jaggedy and not as smooth as the E60.
Wow Clarkson, in the first clip he said that the diesel version had more power, when he was pointing at the torque figures xD
OrangeDingus I think by more powerfull he meant more torque.
The ending, bahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa
3:02 *"It's called the Vsauce"*
Wait what?
I love the VISOS part of the video
Hey visos Michael here
*HOW I STUFF DEAD CORSES IN THE BOOT OF MY FORD VISOS (GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED)*
Good oje
1:13 Thought he was going to say "breathing room"
2:02 That Škoda Felicia tho
You half expect him to yell "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I’ve suddenly decided, I don’t want to talk to you anymore" is pretty much just that.
4:09 The woman 'buck-grinning' at the back
Where is 4?? Great vid
Saw an ad of the Grand Tour before this.
O delicious irony.
Does anyone know in which series and what episode james may reviews the e60 5 series?
1:17 I thought he was going to say living space
All the money in the world just cannot and will not replace these three. Top Gear will never be the same
Hammond: "It's called the Visos" Me: *IF THAT IS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT I WANT IT NOW*
4:21 The CIA “write that down write that down”
Have you heard of the vault 7 leak? Basically a bunch of CIA hacking tools and notes. They absolutely can take control of modern cars. Depending on the computers in the car, it might just turn off the engine, but could take control of your steering wheel. Honestly with all the self driving, lane assist garbage it won't be long before kids in their basements crash people on the highway as jokes
5:03 elon musk 😅😅
Car: "VISOS"
CC: Vsauce
XDDD
Having owned an e60 for the past couple years, i actually love the way it looks now
The visos has a normal shape for today, just goes to show how old this episode is.
It's not even fully electric
4:45 you haven't seen the 7th series yet
5:26 well ofc it comes back from the shop even more broken, cause you have to do a lot of stuff on your own to fix them, and then dont break if you *maintain* them
1:55 that moment when you realize the VW had a tape player o.o
I've seen a high spec 2006 Audi A4 3.2 with a tape player.
4:41 "terrible dose of pot"? Ik they have weed references here and there but smooth
He said "pox".
4:50 it was ugly when new but IMO the E60 has aged really well
Did Jezza just turn up the volume after saying it's quiet enough to hear the radio @ 1:52?? xD
4:00 is that the first ECU
1:15 I thought he was gonna say Lebensraum
3:23 It looks like a peugeot 206's bonnet
1.58 is vintage Alan Partridge
Sitting here the whole time wondering what Merc Clarkson had, which was always in the shop... Had 7 W211 E classes and didn't really experience any problems... E220 CDI (47.000 km - 480.000 km), E270 CDI(97.800 km - 410.000 km), E320 CDI x2(1x: 25.500 km - 517.000 km, 1x 45.000 km - 487.000 km), E350 4Matic Petrol (150.000 km - 410.000 km), E55 AMG (77.000 km - 199.000 km)... And a 2008 R320 CDI (47.000 km - 525.000 km) Didn't really leave the entire wage at the shop...
hammond reminds me somehow of photonicinduction guy lol
0:46 Funny he said that, since now as of 2020, he's now retired from his career and owns a farm in Oxfordshire.
Watching all these top gear videos while playing Gran Turismo 2 at the same time is the best combination ever.
1:26 Good accent.
1:18 qwality 👍😂
James owns Clarkson in this vignette.
Its funny how the ford visos, had tech thats standard today
What's ugly about the E60?! It's an amazing looking car
James May.. how did he stick around for so long? Glad he did.
That M5 E61 really is astonishing doe isn't it?
Ford Vsauce? XD
Spangly computer stuff
Hi Yer!
The visos sound very ahead of time
Sounds like it’s been fueled with sandpaper
wow, the amount of words I never heard !!
Hey! Visos! Ford here... where are your mirrors?
1:47 did he get it? Lol
That car is called Vsauce
The Ford Concept car called the Vsauce
Hey visos, Hammond here
Can someone tell what is the episode in which they review the E-class, 5 Series and the Jag on 4:55
plamiyord They only review the 5 series in this.
the e60 is beautiful
I had mercs never had an issue with them . Bloody reliable as .
0:35 ? Whats that tune?✌
How does that visos still hold up
What is the the episode at 1:00 roughly.
I have a yellow lupo like the one in this
I agreed with Jeremy about the bmw when this came out but now i think it's quite a handsom car.
I've got an 02 1.4 16v lupo great fun little car 190 miles for £20
I get better than that from my Volvo S80 D5
If I had that Ford vsauce I’d call it Michael