Jeremy clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars # 3 | Top Gear Funny compilation

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  • @angelumanzor3083
    @angelumanzor3083 Před 6 lety +1718

    I’ve suddenly decided, I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

    • @shakke52
      @shakke52 Před 6 lety +130

      When Jeremy loses an argument...

    • @MrAndreCoutinho
      @MrAndreCoutinho Před 6 lety +23

      I thought he would say thet he would rather take the bus hahaa

    • @thomaslauffenberger5795
      @thomaslauffenberger5795 Před 4 lety

      Does Jeremy have anyone left who WILL talk to him?

    • @GoldenGrenadier
      @GoldenGrenadier Před 4 lety

      Jezza doesn't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • @gdduuhsstyhbbb
      @gdduuhsstyhbbb Před 4 lety +9

      @@thomaslauffenberger5795 Of course, he still has his best friend. You know, the little one.

  • @Peqqy
    @Peqqy Před 6 lety +1067

    "You're probably french" Gotta love James May :)

    • @crezychameau
      @crezychameau Před 6 lety +29

      that made me burst out laughing ! I am french, and he is absolutely right ^^

    • @antoinewille890
      @antoinewille890 Před 6 lety +36

      Yes, he is. And I am French too. A lot of French people have diesels because the government encouraged us to buy them for decades.

    • @Seb-Storm
      @Seb-Storm Před 4 lety

      @@antoinewille890 why?

    • @sagnikpaul1811
      @sagnikpaul1811 Před 4 lety +14

      @@Seb-Storm because they are French.

    • @biggienorm420
      @biggienorm420 Před 3 lety +1

      James may is the fucking man.

  • @clayxros576
    @clayxros576 Před 5 lety +187

    How you know you won an argument with Jeremy, he doesn’t want to talk anymore.

  • @josephhoward4697
    @josephhoward4697 Před 4 lety +79

    You know Clarkson comes from an older time when he says “dial-up his computer”

  • @jdif.2828
    @jdif.2828 Před 4 lety +74

    Hammond: "The Visos"
    Subtitles: "The Vsauce"

  • @Conservativechristiancombat

    1:25 I pissed my pants laughing

  • @kca8179
    @kca8179 Před 5 lety +70

    Shit May was savage.

  • @RastaSaiyaman
    @RastaSaiyaman Před 6 lety +511

    "I suddenly decided that I don't want to talk to you anymore."
    Well at least that's better than Clarkson telling Hammond "I suddenly realize how much like the cat from Shrek you look like."

    • @SmokeRzzzz
      @SmokeRzzzz Před 4 lety +1

      Mean. Also the cat has a plan other than staying alive.

  • @Krankynator
    @Krankynator Před 3 lety +34

    My mother had a Lupo for several years, and it really was a good car. I also admire how close Jeremy got to properly pronouncing VW.

  • @Orcawhale1
    @Orcawhale1 Před 6 lety +805

    James was right, the E60 not only sold better, but also looks so much more modern compared to the S type, and E class.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 Před 5 lety +54

      According to you, sure.
      But to call them stale is frankly absurd, considering the engine options which ranged from a great sounding straight 6, to the glories V10 found in the M5/M6.

    • @ZombieByte
      @ZombieByte Před 5 lety +13

      ya a way to not be stale is to offer different engines for all of their IDENTICAL MODELS, be honest without any badges it would be impossible to distinguish a 328i from an m3 or an e90 or m5 that's like the definition of stale. also as a mechanic i can tell you that a BMW is the worst car to own, they require maintenence every 1200 miles, yes 1200 not 12,000 and even small insignificant parts cost an absurd amount to replace. and don't even get me started on the stupid ass i8 with it's ridiculous wannabe super car aero and engine smaller and less powerful than a prius.

    • @TheAsianProdigyHD
      @TheAsianProdigyHD Před 5 lety +69

      Benjamin Friedman look back at the E60 in 20 years and you'll be able to make your mind up about what was ugly to you and what truly is ugly. E60 was a classic BMW masterpiece and will forever remain one of the best cars ever produced.

    • @abec666
      @abec666 Před 5 lety +57

      ZombieByte If you cannot distinguish an M3 out of a 328 or a 525 from an M5 youre in the wrong channel.

    • @ZombieByte
      @ZombieByte Před 5 lety +1

      Abec777 anyone can distinguish them close up by looking at their badges, my point is that from a distance if you cant see any of the badges they are nearly identical which is something that makes bmw a very stale and boring car company

  • @danielj3440
    @danielj3440 Před 5 lety +15

    The way Jeremy says Volkswagen makes me laugh everytime 😂
    'VokesVagen' 😂😂

    • @adrianibarra8031
      @adrianibarra8031 Před 4 lety +6

      Daniel J I bet you say Porsche as “porsh”

    • @Reclikesmoney
      @Reclikesmoney Před 2 lety +3

      thats how germans say it and VW is German

    • @ComradeRagdoll
      @ComradeRagdoll Před 10 měsíci

      Quite Clever Not Gonna Lie!
      Since I Have an Interest in the German Language,
      It makes it a WHOLE lot Funnier!
      And I Have German Heritage!

  • @varolussalsanclar1163
    @varolussalsanclar1163 Před 6 lety +164

    That Visos could be passed as a concept car today! Its about 20-25 years ahead of its time!

    • @ExplorationOfAI
      @ExplorationOfAI Před 6 lety

      Mete Oguz I agree xD

    • @TrolledBy
      @TrolledBy Před 6 lety +53

      Not really. It kind of reminds me of the pictures from 1960s that predict how the world would look like in 2000s. It has some innovative technology, but mostly everything still looks like it's from the 60s. And everything else is just funky and ridiculous.
      It's like putting some neon lights and computers on a Countach and calling it a space shuttle. Surely it looks like one but it's still a 30 year old car.

    • @reinodjanghardt8604
      @reinodjanghardt8604 Před 6 lety +4

      Jan Vehmanen Yeah, except it looks just like any new car. Blobby. Blobs are all blobs.

    • @habdman
      @habdman Před 4 lety +3

      For me not really, I mean it's got shit ton of chrome, obviously very 2000-ish, the speedometer and tach are some 3d shaped hd thing which is also 2000-ish, also some details from the exterior make it look like every other concept car from the era
      Other examples: honda hsc, range rover stormer, hyundai ssc, toyota motor triathlon, and more

    • @unicorntomboy9736
      @unicorntomboy9736 Před 4 lety

      Not really. It's not even fully electric, or have smartphone integration.

  • @indiekiddrugpatrol3117
    @indiekiddrugpatrol3117 Před 4 lety +22

    2020 and we still haven't had a new Capri 😩

  • @joshkirkham4281
    @joshkirkham4281 Před 5 lety +10

    I love when James and Jeremy argue about cars it’s hilarious

  • @michaelkowal3230
    @michaelkowal3230 Před 4 lety +9

    I like how as soon as he realises James won the argument, he doesn't want to talk to James anymore

  • @KiTTVII
    @KiTTVII Před 3 lety +19

    4:50 james was ahead of his time

  • @citysouthstandlad
    @citysouthstandlad Před 5 lety +120

    The E60 looks better with every year it gets older. The E class and S type look so dated now.
    Something about BMWs which date with grace, especially the 5 series in general.

    • @stu1701E
      @stu1701E Před 5 lety +23

      I'm not generally a fan of BMW's styling conventions but I definitely agree that it has aged the best out of the three.

    • @justrandomperson3616
      @justrandomperson3616 Před 5 lety +6

      You are so right look at 2001 760 its so gorgeous (not that 2003 shit looking)

    • @illdeletethismusic
      @illdeletethismusic Před 4 lety +1

      they really got the design of it right, a more positive style than the usual aggressive BMW look, it even seems multiple years newer than its successor

    • @Cuseball121
      @Cuseball121 Před 4 lety

      I quite like the stately look of the w211 and the dramatic change from the e39 to e60, I think they’ve aged much better than most cars produced in the mid 2000s.

    • @MeDicen_Rocha
      @MeDicen_Rocha Před 4 lety

      Love them or hate them, but all the Bangle designs have aged like a fine wine.

  • @randomdudeontheinternet4389
    @randomdudeontheinternet4389 Před 6 lety +519

    3:02 am I the only one who understood Vsauce?

  • @DaveDVideoMaker
    @DaveDVideoMaker Před 5 lety +7

    I wanna see more scenes of Jeremy Clarkson mocking and arguing about cars.

  • @bytemegga
    @bytemegga Před 5 lety +3

    3:03 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here."

  • @TheGtracer1994
    @TheGtracer1994 Před 6 lety +5

    The funny thing is that most of the gauge work from the Ford Vsauce (temp, fuel level, etc.) are actually being used today

  • @scareyaf
    @scareyaf Před 4 lety +4

    I remember seeing that Visos concept when this ep came out and near shit the bed with the LED speedometer, gullwings and cameras for mirrors. Fast forward to the present and it seems Tesla has knicked all their ideas. Crazy how things come full circle.

  • @burnerheinz
    @burnerheinz Před 6 lety +342

    Visos Micael here

  • @RAD10WALA
    @RAD10WALA Před 6 lety +2

    3:02 "...and as always, thanks for driving !"

  • @ThungStudios
    @ThungStudios Před 4 lety +6

    the beamer aged so much better than the jag and merc imo

  • @JozeatTxb
    @JozeatTxb Před 5 lety +3

    @1.25 - Lol! Spontaneous, outrageous and hilariously funny all in one. One of the things Newer Top Gear can't match.

  • @thebackyardairgunner8776
    @thebackyardairgunner8776 Před 4 lety +6

    "could be worse, could be 2020"

  • @johntollis4927
    @johntollis4927 Před 6 lety +2

    01:22 i remember watching this episode a couple years ago and constantly replaying this bit because it was funny

  • @DarkZonda-yv3es
    @DarkZonda-yv3es Před 5 lety +1

    "Have the Headlights Flash on and off past 10" LOL

  • @MsqitoByte
    @MsqitoByte Před 4 lety +4

    I miss old Top Gear. I wish people don't get old :(

  • @FuckFeminists
    @FuckFeminists Před 6 lety

    Very well done to you, excellent compilations :)

  • @Spotcats
    @Spotcats Před 4 lety +2

    1:57 I laughed my ass off! xD

  • @vinegarman4205
    @vinegarman4205 Před 4 lety +3

    I can't stop laughing at 1:25 lmao

  • @Turteng
    @Turteng Před 6 lety +111

    Here's another new Ford, the Visos, Michael here...

    • @KB-bh9hp
      @KB-bh9hp Před 6 lety +1

      Turteng Spaghnhoff Is this some inside joke lol?

    • @Turteng
      @Turteng Před 6 lety +4

      It's a joke because of the youtube channel called "Vsauce", just watch one of his videos, you will understand :D

    • @scalychannel5897
      @scalychannel5897 Před 2 lety

      @Gappie Al Kebabi keep crying

  • @coochiemain_6988
    @coochiemain_6988 Před 6 lety +9

    Hey! Visos, Richard here!

  • @MadaraUchiha-bp9qi
    @MadaraUchiha-bp9qi Před 4 lety +2

    Jeremy, that port is an On-board Diagnostics (OBD) port all cars with an ECU have one but depending on how old it is it might have OBD-I or OBD-II

  • @Zactroller
    @Zactroller Před 6 lety +32

    i think the 5 series is one of the best looking bmws out there and i think it has aged really well. till this day, i still like how it looks

    • @garyscott6711
      @garyscott6711 Před 4 lety

      Its the Dame Edna Everidge (reference to its front end) . . . . . its gopping!

  • @slamboiii8071
    @slamboiii8071 Před 3 lety +2

    “It’s called the visos”
    Michael here

  • @alexpaumen3937
    @alexpaumen3937 Před 4 lety +4

    4:48, if only Jeremy knew what was coming in about 20 years time. For me the new ones look incredibly jaggedy and not as smooth as the E60.

  • @odrithingamajig
    @odrithingamajig Před 6 lety +4

    Wow Clarkson, in the first clip he said that the diesel version had more power, when he was pointing at the torque figures xD

    • @starshape6650
      @starshape6650 Před 5 lety +2

      OrangeDingus I think by more powerfull he meant more torque.

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 Před 3 lety

    The ending, bahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

  • @siangetz8808
    @siangetz8808 Před 5 lety +3

    3:02 *"It's called the Vsauce"*
    Wait what?

  • @mantaholy6845
    @mantaholy6845 Před 5 lety

    I love the VISOS part of the video

  • @davidhonkstvorisit4811
    @davidhonkstvorisit4811 Před 6 lety +155

    Hey visos Michael here

  • @jakemiller2507
    @jakemiller2507 Před 4 lety

    1:13 Thought he was going to say "breathing room"

  • @coqzilla3811
    @coqzilla3811 Před 5 lety

    2:02 That Škoda Felicia tho

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde Před 6 lety +2

    You half expect him to yell "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

    • @TrolledBy
      @TrolledBy Před 6 lety +3

      "I’ve suddenly decided, I don’t want to talk to you anymore" is pretty much just that.

  • @jdif.2828
    @jdif.2828 Před 4 lety

    4:09 The woman 'buck-grinning' at the back

  • @needaneym1932
    @needaneym1932 Před 6 lety +20

    Where is 4?? Great vid

  • @Phrv199217
    @Phrv199217 Před 6 lety +1

    Saw an ad of the Grand Tour before this.
    O delicious irony.

  • @TheGetTricky
    @TheGetTricky Před 6 lety

    Does anyone know in which series and what episode james may reviews the e60 5 series?

  • @thcrimsnfckr9704
    @thcrimsnfckr9704 Před 4 lety

    1:17 I thought he was going to say living space

  • @shaunsowter
    @shaunsowter Před rokem

    All the money in the world just cannot and will not replace these three. Top Gear will never be the same

  • @somethingsock6707
    @somethingsock6707 Před 6 lety +1

    Hammond: "It's called the Visos" Me: *IF THAT IS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT I WANT IT NOW*

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography Před 3 lety +2

    4:21 The CIA “write that down write that down”

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 Před 3 lety +1

      Have you heard of the vault 7 leak? Basically a bunch of CIA hacking tools and notes. They absolutely can take control of modern cars. Depending on the computers in the car, it might just turn off the engine, but could take control of your steering wheel. Honestly with all the self driving, lane assist garbage it won't be long before kids in their basements crash people on the highway as jokes

  • @justafan3149
    @justafan3149 Před 5 lety +4

    5:03 elon musk 😅😅

  • @angrycarguynerd5799
    @angrycarguynerd5799 Před 4 lety

    Car: "VISOS"
    CC: Vsauce
    XDDD

  • @ditoindrawan747
    @ditoindrawan747 Před 3 lety

    Having owned an e60 for the past couple years, i actually love the way it looks now

  • @puddycat2325
    @puddycat2325 Před 6 lety +7

    The visos has a normal shape for today, just goes to show how old this episode is.

  • @zoltanr15
    @zoltanr15 Před 5 lety +3

    4:45 you haven't seen the 7th series yet

  • @ErenikGillgrenov
    @ErenikGillgrenov Před 3 lety +1

    5:26 well ofc it comes back from the shop even more broken, cause you have to do a lot of stuff on your own to fix them, and then dont break if you *maintain* them

  • @pschaefer143
    @pschaefer143 Před 3 lety +1

    1:55 that moment when you realize the VW had a tape player o.o

    • @noahh914
      @noahh914 Před rokem +1

      I've seen a high spec 2006 Audi A4 3.2 with a tape player.

  • @ROWINZILLA
    @ROWINZILLA Před 4 lety +1

    4:41 "terrible dose of pot"? Ik they have weed references here and there but smooth

  • @UHOH3300
    @UHOH3300 Před 4 lety +3

    4:50 it was ugly when new but IMO the E60 has aged really well

  • @lavishmctavish4905
    @lavishmctavish4905 Před 5 lety

    Did Jezza just turn up the volume after saying it's quiet enough to hear the radio @ 1:52?? xD

  • @shilohstore6086
    @shilohstore6086 Před 3 lety +1

    4:00 is that the first ECU

  • @papermind4010
    @papermind4010 Před 4 lety

    1:15 I thought he was gonna say Lebensraum

  • @Valdoy
    @Valdoy Před 6 lety

    3:23 It looks like a peugeot 206's bonnet

  • @thomaswyles88
    @thomaswyles88 Před 5 lety

    1.58 is vintage Alan Partridge

  • @1ns3m1nat0r
    @1ns3m1nat0r Před 3 lety

    Sitting here the whole time wondering what Merc Clarkson had, which was always in the shop... Had 7 W211 E classes and didn't really experience any problems... E220 CDI (47.000 km - 480.000 km), E270 CDI(97.800 km - 410.000 km), E320 CDI x2(1x: 25.500 km - 517.000 km, 1x 45.000 km - 487.000 km), E350 4Matic Petrol (150.000 km - 410.000 km), E55 AMG (77.000 km - 199.000 km)... And a 2008 R320 CDI (47.000 km - 525.000 km) Didn't really leave the entire wage at the shop...

  • @Cheese_1337
    @Cheese_1337 Před 5 lety

    hammond reminds me somehow of photonicinduction guy lol

  • @unicorntomboy9736
    @unicorntomboy9736 Před 4 lety +1

    0:46 Funny he said that, since now as of 2020, he's now retired from his career and owns a farm in Oxfordshire.

  • @Player-jx9pd
    @Player-jx9pd Před 5 lety +1

    Watching all these top gear videos while playing Gran Turismo 2 at the same time is the best combination ever.

  • @DaveDVideoMaker
    @DaveDVideoMaker Před 5 lety +3

    1:26 Good accent.

  • @sheevone4359
    @sheevone4359 Před 3 lety

    1:18 qwality 👍😂

  • @shaalis
    @shaalis Před 5 lety

    James owns Clarkson in this vignette.

  • @zachscott4172
    @zachscott4172 Před 5 lety +1

    Its funny how the ford visos, had tech thats standard today

  • @exoria7694
    @exoria7694 Před 5 lety +15

    What's ugly about the E60?! It's an amazing looking car

  • @user-cx2bk6pm2f
    @user-cx2bk6pm2f Před 2 lety

    James May.. how did he stick around for so long? Glad he did.

  • @nadimnassar7094
    @nadimnassar7094 Před 4 lety

    That M5 E61 really is astonishing doe isn't it?

  • @akihiko4036
    @akihiko4036 Před 6 lety

    Ford Vsauce? XD

  • @jdif.2828
    @jdif.2828 Před 4 lety

    Spangly computer stuff
    Hi Yer!

  • @noaht2005
    @noaht2005 Před 3 lety

    The visos sound very ahead of time

  • @tmcmagic5292
    @tmcmagic5292 Před 5 lety +2

    Sounds like it’s been fueled with sandpaper

  • @gogochannel1959
    @gogochannel1959 Před 4 lety

    wow, the amount of words I never heard !!

  • @screamingeagles2670
    @screamingeagles2670 Před 5 lety +1

    Hey! Visos! Ford here... where are your mirrors?

  • @mastodon98
    @mastodon98 Před 3 lety

    1:47 did he get it? Lol

  • @ricardo1e93
    @ricardo1e93 Před 8 měsíci

    That car is called Vsauce

  • @ringoferrer2343
    @ringoferrer2343 Před 5 lety

    The Ford Concept car called the Vsauce

  • @kylebennett8369
    @kylebennett8369 Před 5 lety +1

    Hey visos, Hammond here

  • @plamiyord
    @plamiyord Před 6 lety

    Can someone tell what is the episode in which they review the E-class, 5 Series and the Jag on 4:55

    • @starshape6650
      @starshape6650 Před 5 lety

      plamiyord They only review the 5 series in this.

  • @KiTTVII
    @KiTTVII Před 4 lety

    the e60 is beautiful

  • @jasontroy4723
    @jasontroy4723 Před 5 lety

    I had mercs never had an issue with them . Bloody reliable as .

  • @billyshears1273
    @billyshears1273 Před 3 lety

    0:35 ? Whats that tune?✌

  • @IainHuffer
    @IainHuffer Před 3 lety

    How does that visos still hold up

  • @somerandomdude23764
    @somerandomdude23764 Před 6 lety +1

    What is the the episode at 1:00 roughly.

  • @LGRCarVideosAndMore
    @LGRCarVideosAndMore Před 4 lety

    I have a yellow lupo like the one in this

  • @lilRicky891
    @lilRicky891 Před 5 lety

    I agreed with Jeremy about the bmw when this came out but now i think it's quite a handsom car.

  • @Fox8ball.
    @Fox8ball. Před 6 lety +4

    I've got an 02 1.4 16v lupo great fun little car 190 miles for £20

    • @denon7474
      @denon7474 Před 4 lety +1

      I get better than that from my Volvo S80 D5

  • @SavingTheUndesireables

    If I had that Ford vsauce I’d call it Michael