Simple. You have to remember, Pinocchio himself would not be certain of the outcome of the situation. This is a question of what the curse itself determines as a lie. If Pinocchio says âItâs going to rain todayâ as a total guess, and it does not rain, he was not lying, he was incorrect. Lying is only lying when the person saying the untrue thing knows that it is untrue. His nose would not grow.
Pinnocchio would make an excellent judge , assuming all truths are constants , if he said you stole , and you did , his nose wouldn't grow , meaning you are guilty if he said you killed,and you didn't , his nose would grow , meaning your not guilty
â ââ @@pbsuitewrong, a judge rules based on evidence heâs being presented with, which is not necessarily objectively the whole truth of a situation. If he had incomplete evidence and ruled based on it, his judgement may be objectively wrong, however his nose wouldnât grow since he thought he was doing the right thing. Heâd make an excellent eyewitness though.
Fr they say "THIS WILL BE THE EASIEST TEST YOULL EVER TAKE ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO GET THE BEST GRADE POSSIBLE" and then the exam will be the total oppisite of what she said
Depends on what his curse determines as a lie and not, if he says this he is incorrect, but he isnât lying. On tge other hand it might create a paradox instead and that means either explosion, implosion, disapearing, the curse vanishes or something else completely random.
@averageguy275 thatâs probably better, but what if thatâs still him being incorrect. Like what if he couldnât see or feel his nose, so he guessed.
I think He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.
He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.
â@@filippetrovic845yea, but his belief in it does matter for the experiment. His nose works around him being honest, not him telling absolute truths. If he says, "Jim ate a mango yesterday," and he truly believes it, then his nose will not grow, even if Jim has never eaten a mango in his life. So with that info, if he truly believed that his nose was about to grow, then he could get away with it, even if it doesn't happen. This could happen in an experiment if his hypothesis is that his nose will grow if he says it
â@@filippetrovic845it's based on belief. Let's take a wild hypothetical; if he believed in a god. And you asked him if God is Real? He would say yes. But his nose wouldnt grow.
He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.
I've spent years on this question, and I recently came to the conclusion that his nose would not grow, because 'lying' indicates that he was knowingly saying an inaccurate statement. However, since he wouldn't know that his statement was wrong or right, it would not be a lie (rather an incorrect statement) and therefore his nose would not grow
It would be one of the only situations where his nose wouldn't grow even though we would expect it too, but because he wasn't really lying but making a guess, more or less...
Lying is not the same as being wrong. If he was asked a hard math question and he answered incorrectly, he's wrong but not lying, his nose wouldn't grow from that, thats not how it works. It's a matter of being truthful or not, not being right or wrong. So, his nose wouldn't grow from that statement. For his statements to be a lie, he must be purposedly saying something he knows is false. In this case, he doesn't even know what will happen, just making an assumption/prediction.
You have to think about the phrase âabout toâ. That implies âthe next momentâ which could be seconds to even hours. As long as his nose doesnât grow within that arbitrary time frame, Pinocchio lied and his nose will grow at the end of the time frame. Therefore his nose will grow with a delay depending on his definition of âabout toâ.
If Pinocchio says a paradox he spontaneously combusts
Man you said the exact same thing I was going to say đ
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@@Kevkevkev4321 gacha life now this?! đ
If Pinocchio says "my nose is about to grow" his body takes a screenshot.
Nah his nose would never stop growing
I was about to say this đ
@@TylerGoldadeI think it would just grow and shrink and grow and shrink again for eternityđ
I made it 1k
It would expand then shrink back to normal because he lied then told the truth
When Pinocchio says my nose will grow his bowtie spins.
His nose would go back and forth until it breaks off
Then 5 days later pinocchio clip the noseđđ
I think the same
Yes its a loop till it snaps
Even Pinocchio is traumatized from Zackâs animations đ
Nah pinocchio said leave me and my nose alone đ
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Simple. You have to remember, Pinocchio himself would not be certain of the outcome of the situation. This is a question of what the curse itself determines as a lie. If Pinocchio says âItâs going to rain todayâ as a total guess, and it does not rain, he was not lying, he was incorrect. Lying is only lying when the person saying the untrue thing knows that it is untrue. His nose would not grow.
i guess thats correct
the information you say doesn't even have to be untrue, you just have to think it is, or otherwise have the intent to deceive
Oh i guess that makes sense
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@@Exxi_vxz wrong short bro
His nose: DEEEEEEEEE "violent explosion"
The magic in the nose goes into "fuck around and find out" mode, and it grows.
I personally like to think of it as a trombone going back-and-forth
That's what I pictured first too
Me too
1. Sit on Pinocchio
2. Have him repeat this like a mantra
3. ???
4. Anal bleeding đ„°
If that were the case women would love to have their own pinocchio
â@@Shadic-rf8dg ayo? đ€šđ€š
For once, Zack asked us a question đ
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There are only two possiblities:
1.Humans will change his story
2.Pinocchio will get corrupted
Or it will grow even though he is not lying
Pinocchio: I ainât gay
âNose starts to growâ
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Imagine Pinocchio roasts you for hours and notice his nose didn't grow an nanometer đ
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Pinnocchio would make an excellent judge , assuming all truths are constants , if
he said you stole , and you did , his nose wouldn't grow , meaning you are guilty
if he said you killed,and you didn't , his nose would grow , meaning your not guilty
@@pbsuitefair point
But doesn't that only applies to himself? Like when he's lying his nose grows but whenever people lie his nose doesn't grow?â@@pbsuite
â ââ @@pbsuitewrong, a judge rules based on evidence heâs being presented with, which is not necessarily objectively the whole truth of a situation.
If he had incomplete evidence and ruled based on it, his judgement may be objectively wrong, however his nose wouldnât grow since he thought he was doing the right thing.
Heâd make an excellent eyewitness though.
My last two braincells during an exam:
Fact
LMFAO real
frrrr
True straight up facts
Me during my Latin test lol
This guy is the reason i cant sleep at night
"My nose is about to grow"
*fucking explodes*
First reply
Also i don't wanna be nick eh 30
"AMBATUBLO-"
â@@C88_4 "AMBATUGRO-'
"THIS... SENTENCE...IS... FALSE... dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it"
"True, yup, i'll go with true with that one"
Lmao
His nose would collapse into itself, making a black hole and killing everyone including Pinocchio
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This is actually feasible. Like the unstoppable force vs unmovable object. I assume one of them would be deleted from existence.
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LMAOO
It would maybe be around a femtometer (fm)
His gf: Pinoccio, tell the paradox lie.
His nose grow and not grow at the same time until his nose become a portal to another dimension
When Pinocchio is roasting you hard and his nose does not grow .đż
Got me there mate đ€Ł
Nah he spitting facts đđđ
i made your comment to 100 likes!!! đđđ
Got me there mate
Banger but no comments?
"When Pinnochio is roasting me but his nose ain't getting longer"
Feel bad bruv.
Damn man, thatâs rough.
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I wouldnt recover lol
Damnnn that emotional
And pinocchio is a classic film
If he says my nose is about to grow, then it will grow of course.
Whenever a paradox occurs in any fiction, I just imagine that a random spontaneous black hole suddenly appears
Bro said nose like a lot of times in a sentence how?
If Netanyahu's nose extended like Pinocchio whenever he lied, he'd be the first Israeli on the moon
@@Arthuur9how tf do you manage to bring politics into a video about Pinocchio?? We genuinely donât care who you support dawg
Relatable
â@@Arthuur9đđđ good one
*"Help."* *"Why?"* *"My brain ain't braining."*
I see this joke everywhere! It's not even a joke anymore it's about time to let it off đ
Sameđ
Guys if you donât get u get so leave
who here is a theraperis
of course it's a roblox pfp
His nose would glitch out of existence.
"911"
"Yes whats youn emergency?"
*my brain is not braining rn*
"My nose is about to grow"
"Fucking explodes"
Me to
Me to
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Brain poof, itâs still so confusingđ
My last brain cells in math class
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â@LRMSK-vc1grWould you like to play Gacha Life with me
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Police : 911 what's your emergency
Me : my brain is not braining
911: 911 whatâs your emergency
Me: my Pinocchio isnât Pinocching
My mum said this "Pinocchio isn't lying because he can't tell the future, so he isn't lying since he DIDN'T KNOW the truth"
He isn't telling the truth either
my brain is dying
That's exactly right, simply saying something that came to be untrue is not lying. Lying implies knowingly saying untrue statements
@@DJNeonistPurplewelcome to philosophy
I understood nothing yet everything
Bro ran out of ideasđ bro finna be explaining how much wood a wood chuck can chuck next đ
Bro boutta start teaching us how many pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
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Breh â@@CocoaChris917 đđ
He gon start explaining why she sold seashells on the shesshore
Zack is running out of ideasđ€
Proceeds to post 4 vids and counting about actual facts and triviađčđ
The space time continuum would begin to collapse after the panic of the paradox starting weirdmegaton
If Pinocchio would say that sentence, his nose would go đ§š
"My nose is about to grow"
"explodes"
You couldn't have said it better
@@Luigipie13no one ever asked and thatâs a little rude donât ya think?
â@@User-x885he literally complimented OP what are ya talking about?
â@@User-x885??
â@@User-x885calm your beans pal
"My nose is about to grow."
*Simulation breaks*
*Pinocchio wakes up in 2070*
Bruh was in a concussion
"Wake the fuck up, samurai"
No Donatello wakes up in 2070
Wanna play Roblox with me?
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He probably wouldn't know the answer, so admitting that it would grow as an absolute truth would technically be a lie
Bro broke my head in 30k languagesđđ
Teacher: the exam isn't that hard
The exam :
True
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Nose go caboom
Fr they say "THIS WILL BE THE EASIEST TEST YOULL EVER TAKE ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO GET THE BEST GRADE POSSIBLE" and then the exam will be the total oppisite of what she said
Iâm your 1000 like do I get something?
Bro can traumatize anyone, even pinocchiođ
The fairy be like, WTF
Yeah Zack please stop making creepy videos you unlock a new fear every day
I was wating to see the zach d films brandingđ
It simultaneously grows and shrinks for the rest of his life
I think his nose would just grow and shrink, grow and shrink and grow and shrink forever
Therapist: "Schrödinger's Pinocchio isn't real, it can't hurt you."
Schrödinger's Pinocchio:
It barely grows a unnoticeable centimeter... Thus making Pinocchio both look like he's lying and telling the truth simultaneously.
Honestly I would have said a Planck length, it's the smallest something can get apparently. If you don't know what it is then Google it or something.
Schrodingerâs Pinocchio
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@Lreemsskevni love you so much
r/technicallythetruth
Finally nothing traumatizing just a head scratcher đ
Depends on what his curse determines as a lie and not, if he says this he is incorrect, but he isnât lying. On tge other hand it might create a paradox instead and that means either explosion, implosion, disapearing, the curse vanishes or something else completely random.
His nose would turn into a black hole subsequently destroying the whole of the Disney universe
I was about to say that
How?
Good
Cool.
I'm fucking dying after reading that.
â267 missed calls from Albert Einsteinâ
this is the only good comment I've found here, it should be top comment
True dudeđ
it all revolves around his intention to lie, so if he did say a lie and didnt know it was one his nose wouldnt grow
fr xd
You mean from Kurt Godel.
It grows and then shrinks almost immediately/instantly
This is just the grampa paradox but worded differently
Teacher: "The test isn't even hard" The test:
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it isnt hard the lie is -1 and the truth is 1 negative 1 plus positive 1 gives u 0 so nothing would happen
âWhat do you think?â
I think that model of Pinocchio is fucking terrifying.
Trueđâ I really got scared when I just saw it.
Bro ur not allowed to say that ur like 10 years oldâ ïžâ ïž
Fr
â@@Noodle_LuckWelcome to the internet gambler
â@@Noodle_LuckThats like the equivalent of you telling him to not kill because it's illegal.
if pinnochio says a statement that encapsulates a paradox, a black hole would occu-
âIf his nose doesnât grow that would mean he was lyingâ got me đ€
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Me: "My brain ain't braining đ"
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Pinocchio uses this move on his girl, the â my nose about to bustâ
â911 whatâs your emergency?â
âMY FREAKING BRAIN IS NOT BRAININGâ
His nose would bounce back and forth for the rest of humanityđđđ
I need to clean my mind
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â@@notasmoker1Im all ears đ
17 missed calls from Harvard đđ
Me: *didnât go to college*
His nose will not grow because what he said was a false prediction, not a lie.
@averageguy275 thatâs probably better, but what if thatâs still him being incorrect. Like what if he couldnât see or feel his nose, so he guessed.
His nose then goes into a glitch mode where it grows and shrinks for the rest of his life
Bro is violently baked
His nose would fall off because it became too stressed. đ
I think it will be growing and goes back
I think He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.
â@@Ultronecksokay but just saying it was a joke his nose wouldn't ACTUALLY fall off đ
"What do you think would happen?"
The universe would reboot itself to make everyone forget this forbidden sentence...
MAIDO IN HEBUN!
He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.
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His nose will extend to out of space
He becomes perpetual motion engine and possibly make a lot of girls happy
When the brain ainât braininâ
*donât read my name.* đ
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
Fr đđđ
When the nose ainât nosing.
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"Gta 6 will never come out"
**nose doesn't grow**
NOOOOOO-
BREAKING NEWS: We have gone to war because we will never get gta6
is no longer tookâ@@Darrentmarchofficial
NOOOOOOOOO-
NOOOOOOOO-
He would stop working and heâd burn the motor
PINOCCHIO:"My nose is about to grow"
Nose:(Gose backwards)
Depends on if Pinocchio BELIEVES his nose will grow. If what he believes is the same as what he says, his nose doesn't grow, if not it grows.
He doesnât believe or not believe, he knows his condition and wants to experiment.
it's literally impossible NOT to expect one of these results, and we both know itâ@@filippetrovic845
â@@filippetrovic845yea, but his belief in it does matter for the experiment. His nose works around him being honest, not him telling absolute truths. If he says, "Jim ate a mango yesterday," and he truly believes it, then his nose will not grow, even if Jim has never eaten a mango in his life.
So with that info, if he truly believed that his nose was about to grow, then he could get away with it, even if it doesn't happen. This could happen in an experiment if his hypothesis is that his nose will grow if he says it
â@@filippetrovic845knowing is highest level of believe
â@@filippetrovic845it's based on belief. Let's take a wild hypothetical; if he believed in a god. And you asked him if God is Real? He would say yes. But his nose wouldnt grow.
"My nose is about to grow"
Unlocks the 4th dimension
Are you onto something?
He would not explode or any other, it would grow normally because it depends on the moment when he lied, if he said that, he was lying and it would grow, it would stay like that because he originally lied so it just grows normally. No explosions, no breaking.
When he says his nose grows a level ten black hole is summoned
âSir, this is a Wendyâsâ
bro confused the fuck outta me and now i needa watch pinocchio againđ
"what would happen if he said, my nose is about to grow?"
"....."
STOP SAYING THAT BAD WORD
@@Alijandr0 đ€đ«”
â@@Alijandr0yeah i fucking agree
â@@Alijandr0 I agree my bitch.
New ability unlocked: Jackhammer mode
Someone get the construction crew here
Boom
Exactly
Someone get the camgirl here
His nose just catchs fire
His head will explode if he says â my nose grows nowâ
Heâs immune to this paradox since he has to be deliberately lying with the intent to do so
Thank you!
@@ChaseWindremfrrr
But what if he intended to lie?
â@@MonkeyMod Then his nose would grow. A lie is when you intentionally don't tell the truth.
It doesn't have to be the truth, just what he believe is true
So if he said that his nose won't grow
Bro raised the biggest question of the centuryđ
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He always give us answer to question that we rarely or never asked..
But when he asked us a question....
would you like to play geometry dash with me
Said "grow" six times in a row buddy I caught youuu
Pov:me discussing IMPORTANT stuff with my best friend:
When Pinocchio's been roasting you non-stop for 6 minutes and his nose hasn't grown an inch
â ïžđâ ïžđ nah bro
đđđ
Plot twist: he didn't say nun
I've spent years on this question, and I recently came to the conclusion that his nose would not grow, because 'lying' indicates that he was knowingly saying an inaccurate statement. However, since he wouldn't know that his statement was wrong or right, it would not be a lie (rather an incorrect statement) and therefore his nose would not grow
But what if he intentionally was lying about it?
but he knows that he is made out of wood and can never grow without telling a lie
so he knows he is lying i think so
Either that or he explodes
@@user-kt3qm8jy8ythen it would grow
Infinite wood supply
Stating something incorrect â Lying. He's not being intentionally dishonest.
Imagine how pinocchio will feel if he saw the animation đ
My brain is not braining
His nose starts growing and then shrinking and growing rapidly like a woodpecker
My brain disconnected right after he said the thing
"to grow or not to grow, that is the question"
-nose
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It would be one of the only situations where his nose wouldn't grow even though we would expect it too, but because he wasn't really lying but making a guess, more or less...
LOL, Bro cooking
"to brawl or not to brawl"- someone
â@@Swixx0 who could it be, WHO?
âąnose grows
âąnose shrinks
âąrepeat like a piston
generate electricity from pinocchio's nose
Your girl has now fallen for Pinocchio
@@razerat7797 lol
Hear me out...
hear me out too
My brain just grew and shrunk back down a bit smaller
If he says something paradoxical, he becomes a real boy.
Zach went from answering our questions to traumatizing us to making us doubt everything đ
FR
Imagine Pinocchio roasting you and his nose doesnt grow đđ
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This shit has became a dad joke at this point. Stop copying comments ffs.
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Teacher "the test is so easy u will get a A+"
The test:
his nose would just keep moving
Lying is not the same as being wrong. If he was asked a hard math question and he answered incorrectly, he's wrong but not lying, his nose wouldn't grow from that, thats not how it works. It's a matter of being truthful or not, not being right or wrong. So, his nose wouldn't grow from that statement. For his statements to be a lie, he must be purposedly saying something he knows is false. In this case, he doesn't even know what will happen, just making an assumption/prediction.
Good point. Good job! đ
Is it the logic where, It's not a lie if he believes it's true?
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You have to think about the phrase âabout toâ. That implies âthe next momentâ which could be seconds to even hours. As long as his nose doesnât grow within that arbitrary time frame, Pinocchio lied and his nose will grow at the end of the time frame. Therefore his nose will grow with a delay depending on his definition of âabout toâ.
It's not that serious bud
When pinocchio says "my nose is about to grow", he instantly collapses into a black hole and consumes everything in his path
How bro explain it in fortnite term đ
I was about to say a blackholeđ
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Pinocchio black hole technique
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And Naruto didn't survive