Lil sneak peak what was there - one of those shock-pics was showing a guy sticking his willy in exhaust pipe. Source - relative of mine was in audience during recording of one of episodes.
What I find funniest is that Jeremy Clarkson, whom everyone and their mother just love to bash as a 'sexist, racist, everything-phobic bigot', is complaining about female racing drivers being sexualized.
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" and now she has released a documentery about how her whole persona was faked. Richard you're a god damn smart hamster
That's the sole reason I'm pushing dislike on this video. As a viewer I feel incredbly left out everytime and it's, to me, the most frustrating to be forced to look at. This is my SECOND video I have EVER decided to push dislike on. Be it murder on animals or really annoying youtube-boob-reply-girls - I ignore it but THIS is pain, torture and really inconsiderate. I don't care if he showed porn on that screen - Don't make this kind of show if you can't handle the tv-audience being part of it.
Raen Boow i think i disagree. i dont see how the fact that the actual images cant be broadcast, subtracts from the joke. yes the shock comedy value isnt felt by the audience, instead we are treated to watching other peoples reactions to shock comedy, a different and still legitimate form of entertainment. arent there plenty of youtube videos with loads of views, of peoples reactions to things like 2 girls 1 cup or game of thrones? with those, if you havent seen them,or had it explained to you, you wont understand them, with this the content of the pictures doesnt need to be explained, almost everyone has a good guess of what the joke is, maybe small children dont but jokes slipping through for the adult audience to go over the heads of younger viewers are something of an art form in television arent they? So you can enjoy peoples reactions without needing to see the pictures themselves, would you prefer they simply edited it out? cut that bit from the broadcast. its something thats common in television so its not something they couldnt do. i think it has comical value, regardless of the fact that the effect is different for the tv audience than the live audience.
So I found out for a fact that the gag on season 11 episode 1 was a man with his penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Nobody really knows anything about the other episodes. I've heard from one (unconfirmed) source that episode 3's gag was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed.
Raen Boow Well the reason they are doing it isn't to screw with you, it's because the BBC are babies and the show would get pulled if they actually showed you what was on the screen. This is just the best they can do.
I mean there's entire subreddits for things that could fit in this meme... r/cursedcomments, r/blursedimages, r/TiHi, r/NoahGetTheBoat or for something more niche there's r/FurryIRL and r/yiffinhell. :P
I would watch a show with just Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, a monitor, and an audience with just all three talking and making jokes like this for 20 minutes straight. I would be entertained the entire time.
Paolo O.o Destroyed by the do - gooders and politically correct. It happened a few years ago with British comedy, the professionally offended are now our masters..........and if you dare disagree i shall rant on BBC news whilst wearing a bowl of fruit and my living room curtains.
@@Dylan_Sterling Ok fine but are you going to hurry up! Or are you going to FIRE a SPIT at me! Get in the MUSTANG and don't MESSERSCHMITT and watch out for a MOSQUITO, thank God were going to LANCASTER then were going to HALIFAX just after the HURRICANE ends there.
@@martinXY saying your more sophisticated than an american is like saying the sky is blue. Its kinda hard to _not_ be more sophisticated. I know, i'm american.
@Zoomer Waffen lol nothing about this comment is even related to anime, he only said fem!Stig and even that you could take it that it came from undertale or something And no, watching anime =/= weeb
As a lifelong car girl, Jeremy’s talk about female racing drivers is amongst the most sensible things he’s ever said. Fortunately things do seem to be improving since, but it is still an issue even now that in the car community seems rather overlooked.
Well I don't get it. Logically either women suck at driving or those races have some problems of their own, why else would they not include women and guarantee more people watch the show? Could also be women get hurt easier but that's what waivers are for right?
Cory Jones and then the war of 1812 that you all think you won for some reason which was the last time we had a war against each other. Assuming you're american
I was asleep when I dreamt this: This was apparently a special episode of Top Gear, where Jeremy, Richard and James were all given an interesting challenge, to build a time machine and prove that it works. (This was clearly an April fools special or something by the way). Jeremy’s time machine looked like the Peel P 50 with a TV Antenna taped on top. Richard’s looked like the car from Back To The Future but instead of a Delorean it was Oliver, and James’ time machine looked like an oversized block of cheese. The they all went to specific points of time, On Jeremy, it shows him in Dinosaur times, and he’s hosting an auction at a podium, with a bunch of dinosaurs standing in front of him and raising paddles when Jeremy calls out the prices (I don’t really know how auctions work). When he says SOLD!, it reveals he is selling a Ford Focus to a person in one of those funny T-Rex costumes, to which he hands the car keys to and it gets into the car and immediate drives into huge canyon, to which Jeremy says: “I guess we must’ve been in ancient China” and goes back into his “time machine” On Richard’s, he travels to a few years ago to prevent himself from having his terrible crash, but it’s all played out like Darth Vader talking to the Cafeteria worker in Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen sketch, where future Hammond is desperate and furious while past Hammond is confused and oblivious. After Hammond eventually thinks he succeeds in warning his past self about doing this, he proudly renters his time machine. James’ was the funniest in my opinion, because it was the shortest and had my favourite joke (even though I technically created it). After Hammond goes back to present day, we hear James’ voice say: “Meanwhile, I was changing history for the better” when it cuts to him standing in some filthy shack with a man from the Middle Ages writing in a book next to him. James is then saying “No, don’t call them Testicles, that’s just rude to people who have that as a last name! Call them Clarksons instead!” To which the man writing the book immediately writes down, and James goes back into his cheese block time machine. When they arrive back in present day, the changes they made are then present. Every car in the studio and outside is a Ford Focus, Hammond still has memories of his crash and his hospitalisation (to which he has a miniature mental breakdown over) and finally, to top the episode off, Jeremy signs off by saying: “Well then, I’m Jeremy Testicles, and this has been a special episode of Top Gear!” And then James bursts out laughing, making Jeremy question why he laughed, to which James simply shrugged it off. Man I wish this could’ve been a real episode.
Absolutely beautiful, though I do feel bad for Hammond in your dream. I imagine if that was an actual episode, there'd be an unscripted scene with Jeremy and James comforting him
tonight on botton gear: i go back in time to sell a ford focus richard goes back in time to stop himself crashing and james goes back in time with a cheese to change my last name
@@ericmario7 It's been a running gag that May is pretty much infatuated with the car and has been since Season 11, but whenever he brings up news about it, Clarkson immediately shuts him down. If you want more examples of such, I went on the Internet the other day and I found this: czcams.com/video/A7-7Ps8EWnk/video.html
Can we just say that, in case this wasn't scripted, Jeremy reacted excellently to "I work at a tanning salon". Like, it fits his character, is actually hilarious and it was some brilliant quick thinking on his part.
@@SanctusPaulus1962 I was replying to a comment that's now been deleted. IIRC it was saying something like I must be American since only Americans could be amazed by such simple humor.
“We need some sophistication lets call the Australians “ Around the same yime Starbucks failed miserably to launch in Australia as the locals were to sophisticated for American coffee As an Australian i find this completely hilarious
@@fakeandgay9592 of Melbourne is 100% Australias California but most Australians are complete coffee snobs. like "add the shot to my long black after the water to not dissipate the creamer" level of a coffee snob in a small country town
A picture of a man in women's lingerie making love to the tail pipe of a Range Rover is shown in multiple episodes. Once you've seen the image, you can tell it's what's being shown on the blurry TV's at times like 2:31
No they fired clarkson, the other left coz they believed they come together as a set. I doubt there’ll be 15 seasons in the grand tour. The three of them are getting old. Hammond is 50 now
Jeremy: Did you know you're the sort of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you'd say "But what if she turns out to be intelligent?" Richard: But what if she did!? Richard, is that a rhetorical question? Please tell me it is.
Crazy how many Americans don't understand British humour, they aren't being serious, it's just a joke! They're exaggerating for comedic effect. Jeremy actually likes American cars, he had Ford GT! We make fun of our own cars too if you look at the British Leyland episode for example.
He reviews a Cadillac like its supposed to be a race car, makes fun of American cars because they "cant turn" even though Americans have discovered the most basic principle that "the fastest way from point A to point B is in a straight line" and 90% of American streets are grids and highways, and even in this case he mocks a car simply because its made in the united states.
The Falcon and the Commodore were entirely Australian designs. They were then converted for the international market and in the case of the Commodore (and the Monaro I believe) handed off to other GM companies that had better rep overseas.
As well as butchering the english language, driving on the wrong side of the road, being arrogant, thinking a rugby ball is a football (and that football is mostly played with your hands), the list is infinite.
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 The modern British accent evolved among the upper class as a symbol of status, while the original British accent is the current American accent. Fun fact! The others... yeah.
Believe it or not, that lane closed to ease congestion situation makes sense in the location that it's used. You see, that stretch of road is between two single-lane sections in close proximity. If the lane was open, people would merge over, speed up, and then have to merge back over again, resulting in even more congestion than what already exists. Still doesn't prevent it from looking utterly ridiculous.
I was really wondering how a closed lane would help that actually makes sense do you live near there or know someone who lives near there? Just wondering
+Jack Karl Actually, I looked it up. There's actually quite a few places that will have lane closures like that. greatergreaterwashington.org/post/11481/lane-closed-to-ease-congestion-actually-not-a-crazy-fail/
+specialpatrolgroup92 Similarly, where I live there's a bridge on I-240 that narrows down from four lanes to three twice along the same stretch. It also doesn't help that traffic heading onto I-26W has to cross over traffic heading into downtown Asheville or onto the I-240 expressway.
Holden: g’ day this is Holden, how can we help Chevy: yeah, hi. We need your help. Holden: who are you Chevy: we are... Chevy. We are making a new Camaro and we can’t think on how to make it better than 1989. Holden: OK. WE CAN HELP. LET US COME TO YOU.
He said that getting an Aussie to do something sophisticated is like having your wedding with 7 crates of lager telling me he's never been to an Australian wedding because as an aussie 7 crates would have run out 1/3 of the way through the reception at my brothers wedding 😂
"I went on the internet and I found this" has meme potential
Anyways...
I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been yet
Nice name
@@HwardSalt thanks! You too lol
Anything Clarkson says had meme potential
Lil sneak peak what was there - one of those shock-pics was showing a guy sticking his willy in exhaust pipe. Source - relative of mine was in audience during recording of one of episodes.
Why was I expecting that?
That is a man of focus, commitment, and Sheer will.
willy and bollocks torture
@@vierundfuenfzig54 from en.wikipedia.org
HOME RESONANCE.
A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE
Jeremy is the world's oldest child
Lol..
Wish he didn't punch the producer
Trust me, as someone approaching their sort of ages, were all overgrown children
It's at least one thing I'll always give him: he admitted he's an 8 yr old
Second oldest is James May
Clarkson: I went on the Internet
Hammond and May: *C O N C E R N*
Am I legally allowed to ruin the 696 likes I see here?
"Oh no"
_"Anyway, last week..."_
Legitimate concern. Very legitimate concern
P A N I C K
What I find funniest is that Jeremy Clarkson, whom everyone and their mother just love to bash as a 'sexist, racist, everything-phobic bigot', is complaining about female racing drivers being sexualized.
well yeah, that's the problem. Sometimes he's a piece of shit and other times he's saying a good point.
DaDARKPass imo that’s what makes him funny. I love him. Humour like this does not exist anymore
@@YISTECH Go to the grand tour.
DaDARKPass yeah and I watched the entire thing bruh. I’m rewatching top gear now.
DaDARKPass also the grand tour and top gear DONT feel the same
"So I went on the internet, and I found this..." has the same energy as "So a guy walks into a bar..."
Oh yes
And a bench, and a chair
It’s like oh no but carry on 😂😂
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" and now she has released a documentery about how her whole persona was faked. Richard you're a god damn smart hamster
I edited this because he fixed his typo
What's the name of the documentary?
@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 one night in Paris is the name of the documentary.
@@morrigen3 lmao a one nightstand with paris
I only liked this to be the 300th like...
RIP Sabine Schmitz. 🙏🙏
I went on the Internet and found this...
Nonstop videos of Sabine
🙏🙏🙏
Agree, bless Sabine
Wait, she died? 😯
@@artyb27 sadly mate yeah 😥
"It is just PURE pornography."
- Jeremy Clarkson
*Pans over to the picture which is a silver convertible Alfa Romeo
As opposed to IMPURE pornography
I heard that as That came on
Yay !!!! Everything is porn...the rest is food...
Fat Bor and a HARD top
I want to see those pictures to know what's all the shocking laughter about.
I agree, by leaving out the pictures they are leaving out the punchline of the joke :/
That's the sole reason I'm pushing dislike on this video. As a viewer I feel incredbly left out everytime and it's, to me, the most frustrating to be forced to look at. This is my SECOND video I have EVER decided to push dislike on. Be it murder on animals or really annoying youtube-boob-reply-girls - I ignore it but THIS is pain, torture and really inconsiderate.
I don't care if he showed porn on that screen - Don't make this kind of show if you can't handle the tv-audience being part of it.
Raen Boow i think i disagree. i dont see how the fact that the actual images cant be broadcast, subtracts from the joke. yes the shock comedy value isnt felt by the audience, instead we are treated to watching other peoples reactions to shock comedy, a different and still legitimate form of entertainment. arent there plenty of youtube videos with loads of views, of peoples reactions to things like 2 girls 1 cup or game of thrones? with those, if you havent seen them,or had it explained to you, you wont understand them, with this the content of the pictures doesnt need to be explained, almost everyone has a good guess of what the joke is, maybe small children dont but jokes slipping through for the adult audience to go over the heads of younger viewers are something of an art form in television arent they? So you can enjoy peoples reactions without needing to see the pictures themselves, would you prefer they simply edited it out? cut that bit from the broadcast. its something thats common in television so its not something they couldnt do. i think it has comical value, regardless of the fact that the effect is different for the tv audience than the live audience.
So I found out for a fact that the gag on season 11 episode 1 was a man with his penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Nobody really knows anything about the other episodes. I've heard from one (unconfirmed) source that episode 3's gag was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed.
Raen Boow Well the reason they are doing it isn't to screw with you, it's because the BBC are babies and the show would get pulled if they actually showed you what was on the screen. This is just the best they can do.
Imagine if these 3 people still on Top Gear today in 2020...
Jeremy Clarkson: "I Went On The Internet, And I Found This..." *Shows Bottom Gear memes
'Erry nice.
@@Mr-Trox shattap jams
I wish this could happen
Honestly, that's what I thought it was going to be.
@@roys.1889 don't care m8
Let's be honest. If someone we know suddenly say "i went on the internet, and i found this.." we'll be concerned even by today standards
I mean there's entire subreddits for things that could fit in this meme... r/cursedcomments, r/blursedimages, r/TiHi, r/NoahGetTheBoat or for something more niche there's r/FurryIRL and r/yiffinhell. :P
@@GabbieTheFox i pity your neighbours' dog.
Especially by todays standards.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went on the internet today, and I found this
A 56th gender 😂
*shudders* Fortnite compilations! The utter horror!
2:31 WAS THE TAILPIPE MAN
How do you know? *smug face*
@@Boskov01 could easily infer from the colors of the pixels
@@Aeolous1 and well the disgust in Hammond and May's faces.
Also 4:22
Yes you can totally tell by the 23 pixels
Someone needs to invent the zoom and enhance thing you see in spy movies all the time because this is just infuriating.
Completely agree. I wanna know what everyone was laughing about!
It's tail pipe man google at your own risk
***** And it is?
tailpipe man
***** it's not like you've seen anything worse, like horses fucking according to your profile picture.
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" 13years later on the grand tour...
What happened?
@@eliasmg9144
Everybody died
@@bri5033 oh no, anyway
@George Saddington no, george, it means shes not coming
3:46 “Oh God”. Exactly.
"It is just PURE pornography." -Jeremy Clarkson, 200X
I would watch a show with just Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, a monitor, and an audience with just all three talking and making jokes like this for 20 minutes straight. I would be entertained the entire time.
YosemiteSam30 Do you mean the Grand tour
@@navy__8430 Not anymore... ;( The news/conversation street were my favourite bits of the shows.
so... top gear episodes that aren't just the specials?
Dude they have a youtube channel where they do that.
@@eracer166 what!?!
That's great banter, it really is.
Paolo O.o I was watching that video and CZcams automatically played this one next. Coincidence? I think not.
Paolo O.o Everything on Top Gear is good banter.
John Marston Was* :'(
Whoami691 Don't remind me please...
Paolo O.o Destroyed by the do - gooders and politically correct.
It happened a few years ago with British comedy, the professionally offended are now our masters..........and if you dare disagree i shall rant on BBC news whilst wearing a bowl of fruit and my living room curtains.
Clarkson: "I went on the internet, and I found this!"
The Internet: "Sector N12. Enhance. Enhance."
“The Americans are good at herding bison. The End.”
Can I get that on a T-shirt please?
technically they almost most Fd that up and its taken about 100 years for bison to repopulate the plains
@@Hotspur37 they're just upholstered beef anyway
@@Dylan_Sterling Ok fine but are you going to hurry up! Or are you going to FIRE a SPIT at me! Get in the MUSTANG and don't MESSERSCHMITT and watch out for a MOSQUITO, thank God were going to LANCASTER then were going to HALIFAX just after the HURRICANE ends there.
@@Dylan_Sterling the raptor is one of the best fighter jets we have though? Correct? So is the f35
@@thesuperintendent4290 you good?
That moment when Jeremy scrolls down and sees James May... LMAO
I was exp expecting it to be Justin biber
+Piyush Gautam justin biebers dick XD
+Ernest Chui™ (ernestcmh) he made that page...
+dawson jorgensen what dick?
justin biebers dick
"We need some sophistication here, let's call the Australians." - Cannot stop laughing xD.
That's us, alright. More sophisticated that Americans, less sophisticated than pretty much everyone else :-)
@@martinXY saying your more sophisticated than an american is like saying the sky is blue. Its kinda hard to _not_ be more sophisticated. I know, i'm american.
@@aregularperson7453 yeah but as an Asian I could say that Australia is really the most sophisticated country when it comes to engineering
@@ifeelcoke4347 fair
@@aregularperson7453 nothing as good as a person who can take a joke. Except for stuff Jeremy finds on the internet obviously.
I think the unseen picture for the "oversexualised women in racing" discussion was NSFW fanart of a fem!Stig
why does fem!stig sound like an undertale au.
@@yeoldeseawitch Damn I didn’t know an Osean ace liked Top Gear
@@bravo6959 maybe pilots like cars too
Course not
@Zoomer Waffen lol nothing about this comment is even related to anime, he only said fem!Stig and even that you could take it that it came from undertale or something
And no, watching anime =/= weeb
Plot twist, each first image we never saw said "Audience: Laugh loud"
some say.. he is still on the internet!
And he found all of this
some say.. he is irrelevant
Animation Airlines And he’s found nothing funny
Youporn
God help us all
RIP Top Gear 2002-2015
Alex Mallinson stated in 1977 but.uknow
but the Top Gear version that we all know and love started in 2002.
0:57 That girl's expression in the background sums it up
9 years later, I'm still trying to find what did he showed them, since everyone was in shock xD
@@darkknight1193 most likely porn
@@theslenderfox most likely? It was porn, we all know that.
We just want to know what exactly was there.
i.imgur.com/nUrcYgt.mp4 priceless
big pog
As a lifelong car girl, Jeremy’s talk about female racing drivers is amongst the most sensible things he’s ever said. Fortunately things do seem to be improving since, but it is still an issue even now that in the car community seems rather overlooked.
This is not first jeremy Said many Things Sensible
Well I don't get it. Logically either women suck at driving or those races have some problems of their own, why else would they not include women and guarantee more people watch the show? Could also be women get hurt easier but that's what waivers are for right?
jeremy was just ahead of his time
As a fellow car girl, I couldn't agree more! 🤔
Sabine Schmitz has entered the chat.
RIP to the Queen of the 'Ring.
"Americans are only good for herding bison" LOL
The Mad Quacker to bad america was invaded by the british in the first place
Lol until the American Revolution that is....
Cory Jones and then the war of 1812 that you all think you won for some reason which was the last time we had a war against each other. Assuming you're american
Edward Bateman IIRC the only war the americans managed to win without help was the American Civil War...
Don't get so butthurt about the past... just bow down to the greatest country in the whole world. Merica
“A tanning salon I have no idea Richard what’s that” 😂😂
"I'm not sure what I'm less of, a woman or a racing driver"
"Well let's be honest you've dabbled with being both"
10 years, and I still have no idea what he found on the internet.
Simple answer one was a guy sticking his dick into a exhaust pipe of a car. And the others CZcams would murder me in my sleep if I told you.
@@thesuperintendent4290 which means you don't know either lol
@@Umz15824 I do know what it is...
Jeremy Clarkson told it on a TV show years ago.
@@thesuperintendent4290 well then tell me asshole my curiosity is killing me
Tail Pipe Man
5:56
I'm American, and I take offense to that.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my pet Bison from the groomer.
Some Canadian: "We have Moose :D ."
I’m offense and I find this American
I'm glad people have a excellent sense of humour LMAO
i like americans who can take british jokes without being stupidly offended
Aang?
These lads are simply irreplaceable. This is an unfortunate end to a memorable era. RIP Top Gear 2002-2015
“I went on the internet and I found this...” -Hammond’s brief moment of panic
"I went on the internet and I found this"
Welcome to Bottom Gear m8s
Weed
Car
Feet
*BOTTOM GEAR*
Roight propa memeing innit lads?
tonight on medium gear
i abandon a prostitute in the sahara
hammond eats a lightbulb
and james restarts the troubles
Bo'om gear, mates.
'Ery noice.
I went on the internet and I found this...
Me too!
This comments had so many more +1's since his firing xD
JakeTV i found a god named Jake :o
JakeTV No James May. Talk about disappointing
I went on the internet this week and I found this
8=======D
RIP Top Gear 2k15
Will be missed
I'm EvaL grand tour no
Joël van Twillert why not
@@joelvantwillert the NBA games? They make new games with "2k18" names.
Joël van Twillert you have a point but dial it down a bit Christ
It died with Jezza punching the producer
I was asleep when I dreamt this:
This was apparently a special episode of Top Gear, where Jeremy, Richard and James were all given an interesting challenge, to build a time machine and prove that it works. (This was clearly an April fools special or something by the way). Jeremy’s time machine looked like the Peel P 50 with a TV Antenna taped on top. Richard’s looked like the car from Back To The Future but instead of a Delorean it was Oliver, and James’ time machine looked like an oversized block of cheese. The they all went to specific points of time,
On Jeremy, it shows him in Dinosaur times, and he’s hosting an auction at a podium, with a bunch of dinosaurs standing in front of him and raising paddles when Jeremy calls out the prices (I don’t really know how auctions work). When he says SOLD!, it reveals he is selling a Ford Focus to a person in one of those funny T-Rex costumes, to which he hands the car keys to and it gets into the car and immediate drives into huge canyon, to which Jeremy says: “I guess we must’ve been in ancient China” and goes back into his “time machine”
On Richard’s, he travels to a few years ago to prevent himself from having his terrible crash, but it’s all played out like Darth Vader talking to the Cafeteria worker in Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen sketch, where future Hammond is desperate and furious while past Hammond is confused and oblivious. After Hammond eventually thinks he succeeds in warning his past self about doing this, he proudly renters his time machine.
James’ was the funniest in my opinion, because it was the shortest and had my favourite joke (even though I technically created it). After Hammond goes back to present day, we hear James’ voice say: “Meanwhile, I was changing history for the better” when it cuts to him standing in some filthy shack with a man from the Middle Ages writing in a book next to him. James is then saying “No, don’t call them Testicles, that’s just rude to people who have that as a last name! Call them Clarksons instead!” To which the man writing the book immediately writes down, and James goes back into his cheese block time machine.
When they arrive back in present day, the changes they made are then present. Every car in the studio and outside is a Ford Focus, Hammond still has memories of his crash and his hospitalisation (to which he has a miniature mental breakdown over) and finally, to top the episode off, Jeremy signs off by saying: “Well then, I’m Jeremy Testicles, and this has been a special episode of Top Gear!” And then James bursts out laughing, making Jeremy question why he laughed, to which James simply shrugged it off. Man I wish this could’ve been a real episode.
Absolutely beautiful, though I do feel bad for Hammond in your dream. I imagine if that was an actual episode, there'd be an unscripted scene with Jeremy and James comforting him
Holy shit thats great
tonight on botton gear:
i go back in time to sell a ford focus
richard goes back in time to stop himself crashing
and james goes back in time with a cheese to change my last name
This is brilliant lmao.
As opposed to awake when you dreamt it?
The part where clarkson talks about the hypersexualisation of f1 women pilot this was probably the most féministe thing he ever said
And he is fucking right
He ain't wrong
@@Zack_410 never said he was, ans i agree with him...
i'm proud of him, considering he's the one who gets the most hate for being sexist/racist/etc. out of the three
He's absolutely right
I miss Top Gear :(.
vwscully not only you!
+vwscully waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
there back on amazon prime tho
I miss it but grand tour is good cos they have bigger budget, but yeah it still doesn't feel the same
Yes thank you!
‘I went on the internet this week...’
*Oh God*
Hammonds asking Jezza if he's been on the internet again is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I have no idea why
0:04 That's the best sound Richard has ever made
0:51 This was about to happen:
-Great news!
-What?
-The Dacia Sandero is almost here!
-When?
-Next year!
-Great! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...
So what it is whit thea Dacia Sandero?
@@ericmario7 It's been a running gag that May is pretty much infatuated with the car and has been since Season 11, but whenever he brings up news about it, Clarkson immediately shuts him down. If you want more examples of such, I went on the Internet the other day and I found this: czcams.com/video/A7-7Ps8EWnk/video.html
Kimi Räikkönen in a red bikini xD Absolutely brilliant!
TheArzonite And James May in 10th rank as the sexiest female racer.
Are you sure that wasn't Danica Patrick?
Bwoah!
TheArzonite then Jeremy learns how to use photoshop, uh oh
With a Ferrari logo on the top
2:12 "Richard what's that?"😂😂😂
Gotta love Richard. Always trying to find the positive in topics/subjects that are horrendous
Yeah. I imagine that might have partially come about due to the accidents the poor guy has found himself in
This is a great segment. R.I.P. the best car show.....
....in the world.
Jeremy is oddly progressive and forward thinking at 1:38 onwards. Looking back on this now as an adult is rather interesting.
Yeah, it caught me off guard.
@@PouLS jezza says stuff he knows will get attention. He's a good bloke deep down
Today I went on the internet and found this
"Tonight on bottom gear"
Can we just say that, in case this wasn't scripted, Jeremy reacted excellently to "I work at a tanning salon". Like, it fits his character, is actually hilarious and it was some brilliant quick thinking on his part.
All of them are pretty quick witted
@@chaoticneutral6288 for the record, I'm not American.
@@namenamename390 Congratulations?
@@SanctusPaulus1962 I was replying to a comment that's now been deleted. IIRC it was saying something like I must be American since only Americans could be amazed by such simple humor.
@@namenamename390 Oh. I thought you were just randomly showing appreciation that you aren't American. Which, I mean... fair enough.
James May "Wooooooow" LMAO.
I love the callback to this in a later season,
“I went on the internet this week…”
“I thought you’d stopped doing that!”
And then Paris Hilton came out saying that she is actually smart and that she was playing a character the whole time
🤣
A character for who?? Her fan?
She bought an LFA, and then sold it. Yeah, she obviously isn't.
“We need some sophistication lets call the Australians “
Around the same yime
Starbucks failed miserably to launch in Australia as the locals were to sophisticated for American coffee
As an Australian i find this completely hilarious
As an American I do as well.
I'm an Australian who doesn't drink coffee, but I've found that a lot of my friends and colleagues who do are real snobs about it.
I believe starbucks only took off in Melbourne, coincidentally in the state known as Australia’s California
@@fakeandgay9592 of Melbourne is 100% Australias California
but most Australians are complete coffee snobs. like "add the shot to my long black after the water to not dissipate the creamer" level of a coffee snob in a small country town
@@fakeandgay9592 California with some of the most boring beaches in Australia, every other states stomps em
2:19 - The sad part is... he's right...
The sadder part is that ANY female in the racing community gets bashed for literally no reason...
"You're only a pro racing driver because you're a woman
REEEEEEEEEEEE..."
I love Richard's and James's reactions to Jeremy's internet finds. Absolutely hilarious!
Clarkson: I went on the Internet, and I found this
Audience: intense laughter
Me: What? WHAT? SHOW ME! I can't see shit!
Its because its always something they cant show on public television, so they just never let the cameras see it
Because it's over 18, or at least not cold friendly stuff
@@sandyc7250 The problem was aside from that last one, it was the rule34 version of car porn!
*Thats the joke*
A picture of a man in women's lingerie making love to the tail pipe of a Range Rover is shown in multiple episodes. Once you've seen the image, you can tell it's what's being shown on the blurry TV's at times like 2:31
“A picture of Paris Hilton and she turns on to be intelligent” wow Hammond was right all along
Mate, i was hoping someone would mention Paris here
wish we knew what pics they were looking at
No you don't!
yeeah, yeah i do.
Agenericyoutuber
We know what he saw,
Hamond and Captain Slow, naked, in the back seat of a Bentley.
Trust me--you DO NOT want to see those images!!! :-/
Its a man that shoved his co*k in the tailpipe of a range rover
Ahahaha. I'm so glad Amazon picked these 3 up after the BBC fired them.
Lets hope for 15 seasons of Grand Tour. :)
No they fired clarkson, the other left coz they believed they come together as a set.
I doubt there’ll be 15 seasons in the grand tour. The three of them are getting old. Hammond is 50 now
Fuck 15 seasons of the grand tour it’s just butchered top gear
We want 15 seasons of clarksons farm
I love how proud Jeremy always is
5:29 ''its the new chevy camaro''
Jesus Christ, sometimes I forget the show its almost 20 years old
i wna see the pictures. stop starving me :(
Search for tailpipe guy :D!
EpicPearKick lool
EpicPearKick
WTF XD
how are you starving
Pingslin They are withholding information... Entertaining information that humans crave.
"luckiest man alive" indeed oO
almost on the edge of the cliff
That was near my hometown. I distinctly remember when that happened.
imagine being in that situation
The way Jeremy smiles triumphantly while the others cringe... 🤣😂
We may never truly know what he really found on the internet
This is the kinda banter we will miss
Jeremy: Did you know you're the sort of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you'd say "But what if she turns out to be intelligent?"
Richard: But what if she did!?
Richard, is that a rhetorical question? Please tell me it is.
Didn't they have her on The Grand Tour?
5 years later we find out she’s putting it on
“Americans are good at herding bison, THE END.”
I mean, He’s not wrong
Well they kinda let them all die, so no.
@@NathanaelKeller oh no
@@Your_username_ Anyway.
Damn i must have been seeing ghosts when i went to yellowstone.
Yellowstone is a protected national park and reserve sp of bison are there. Everywhere they used to be they're all gone pretty much
I'm very curious on Clarkson internet history.
Peronally, I'd leave it alone. Even the FBI and CIA wouldn't cross it
Crazy how many Americans don't understand British humour, they aren't being serious, it's just a joke! They're exaggerating for comedic effect. Jeremy actually likes American cars, he had Ford GT! We make fun of our own cars too if you look at the British Leyland episode for example.
He reviews a Cadillac like its supposed to be a race car, makes fun of American cars because they "cant turn" even though Americans have discovered the most basic principle that "the fastest way from point A to point B is in a straight line" and 90% of American streets are grids and highways, and even in this case he mocks a car simply because its made in the united states.
LooksLegitBro Have you not heard the way he mocks brit cars?
But British Leyland need to be made fun of. It's like leaving the stake in the body, when you bury a vampire. You want to make sure it stays dead...
Kneedragon1962
Didn't they do a whole episode on BL.
MindstormXL Yes, they did. Sometimes I agree with them and sometimes I don't. That time, I was clapping and whistling.
so I went on the internet and I found This.
He always looks so proud of himself when showing the smut
Yeah, you can tell he likes making people squirm
The Falcon and the Commodore were entirely Australian designs. They were then converted for the international market and in the case of the Commodore (and the Monaro I believe) handed off to other GM companies that had better rep overseas.
I just liked because of James May´s appearance in 3:20
Love Richard's verbal response to the first "I went on the internet...."😆
_"I went on the internet this week and I found this!"_
*cut to random lewd content*
Get Jezza back on the air!!
***** Very true, I guess you cant have an opinion anymore?
Logan Mcintyre Oi
+Kronik Nugget point proven!
+Kronik Nugget You don't stop do you? You need to grow up mate.
+Kronik Nugget This is a good video. We don't need to argue about nothing. life is too short.
0:04 wUOW, HODZnyEH!
This is really funny, entertaining and car-related stuff. I genuinely enjoy this so much more than The Grand Tour format.
"Hammond, the Americans are good at herding bison."
Oh, please. We're also good at showing up to world wars 2 years late!
As well as butchering the english language, driving on the wrong side of the road, being arrogant, thinking a rugby ball is a football (and that football is mostly played with your hands), the list is infinite.
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 The modern British accent evolved among the upper class as a symbol of status, while the original British accent is the current American accent. Fun fact!
The others... yeah.
Let's not forget that they are still using Imperial units of measures! Why?
@@simondean6359 capitalism
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 you say wrong side, but most of the world agrees with us that you drive on the right side
2:25 I love Hammonds reaction right here
Considering the image that was shown, I bet Hammond regrets asking Clarkson if he went on the Internet again
3:32
"He's not a racing driver"
"I think there are bigger issues than that"
That Paris Hilton jibe was unexpected, especially since I saw the Celebrity Faceoff sequence on TGT with her on it
I love this guys man they worked together for 20 years and they know each other more then anyone
Believe it or not, that lane closed to ease congestion situation makes sense in the location that it's used. You see, that stretch of road is between two single-lane sections in close proximity. If the lane was open, people would merge over, speed up, and then have to merge back over again, resulting in even more congestion than what already exists.
Still doesn't prevent it from looking utterly ridiculous.
I was really wondering how a closed lane would help that actually makes sense do you live near there or know someone who lives near there? Just wondering
+Jack Karl
Actually, I looked it up. There's actually quite a few places that will have lane closures like that.
greatergreaterwashington.org/post/11481/lane-closed-to-ease-congestion-actually-not-a-crazy-fail/
+VestedUTuber very interesting that's very cool thank you
+VestedUTuber There was a road just like that twas the bane of my life driving into Sheffield.
+specialpatrolgroup92
Similarly, where I live there's a bridge on I-240 that narrows down from four lanes to three twice along the same stretch. It also doesn't help that traffic heading onto I-26W has to cross over traffic heading into downtown Asheville or onto the I-240 expressway.
Holden: g’ day this is Holden, how can we help
Chevy: yeah, hi. We need your help.
Holden: who are you
Chevy: we are... Chevy. We are making a new Camaro and we can’t think on how to make it better than 1989.
Holden: OK. WE CAN HELP. LET US COME TO YOU.
He said that getting an Aussie to do something sophisticated is like having your wedding with 7 crates of lager telling me he's never been to an Australian wedding because as an aussie 7 crates would have run out 1/3 of the way through the reception at my brothers wedding 😂
1:06 I just realized that sign was featured in an earlier segment of Top Gear during their war on sign posts.
A car as well equipped as a Romanian jail... I died.
"The Americans are good at herding bison, the end."
I love Jeremy Clarkson!
"Have you been on the internet again" lol
I love how Hammond goes “Woah” as a ‘scripted’ part, then actually recoils when he saw what it was.
The new show can't come fast enough.
Jeremy's American accent has me laughing out loud every time.
"American's are good at herding bison, the end" original, fresh, magnificent
4:51 My Capri was advertised as having manually operated mirror. That was 1986. Earlier models had optional indicators and seatbealts!
Hammond's response to the first internet finding is priceless. I could watch that for hours! haha