Hammond, Clarkson and May's Iconic Moments Compilation

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  • Top Gear Top Gear and Grand Tour Stars most iconic and funny moments. This is a subjective video. Thank you help for this idea and Happy New Year to you all and thank you for the support.
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    Episodes(good luck with the list :) )
    Oliver 10.4
    Ukraine lighting 21.3
    motorhome off the cliff 15.4
    Bolivia fell of plank
    Hammond’s crash gt1.1 and 9.1
    Clarkson Africa
    smug face Burma
    Burma reverse into sport lorry
    sometime my genius Africa
    power Africa
    look what you’ve done to my shed
    Botswana how hard 10.4
    maniac 22.5
    Crickey Albanian rozzer 16.3
    attack stig china 18.2
    James sleep Veyron race 7.5
    door fells off rover 10.7 x2
    James may laugh rolls Royce vs Mercedes 11.5 +horn
    USA attack 9.3
    reliant robin fall off 15.1
    Vietnam James fall in water
    Vancouver in the... 22.6
    hello alfa Romeo 11.3
    baby Jesus Patagonia
    hit the camera Porsche vs stamp 14.7
    Burma Tesco horse
    Bad news Dacia sandero 11.2
    Mozambique James flood gt2.11
    winter Olympic the ski jump
    princess Diana had one of these demolition 17.5
    leaning tower citeron 15.4
    gt3.11 break stalins house
    baby stig
    Vietnam spray pink bike
    always give way to cars coming from the right
    Caterham building filing 8.7
    20.5 look at this show
    gt does that mean he aint coming on
    13.5 get in the back
    didn’t come out of James luggage 15.2
    s21.5 photo
    16.5 head into snow
    manual semi-automatic Maserati 4 door 15.3
    soap is soap 13.3
    middle east walk water
    22.3 Hammond you idiot
    space shuttle 9.4
    8.8 van roll
    India power
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  • @tacatosa7229
    @tacatosa7229 Před 3 lety +17334

    ‘iconic moment compilation’
    hammond fucking dies

  • @SilverSting420
    @SilverSting420 Před 3 lety +9229

    "We're gonna die now."
    Best Hammond quote.

  • @MegaAmazing19
    @MegaAmazing19 Před 2 lety +2441

    0:14 you can tell when it's definitely not scripted when the crew even breaks out in laughter!

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 Před rokem +46

      Good point: "when". As in, it was meant to be all scripted.

    • @CalikL
      @CalikL Před rokem +11

      I never understood the joke, I'm missing the reference

    • @da_bosslegend9020
      @da_bosslegend9020 Před rokem +5

      @@CalikL same

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Před rokem +120

      @@CalikL princess diana was very anti-landmine and so is that machine

    • @METALLICARULES11
      @METALLICARULES11 Před rokem +10

      The crew can be heard laughing in the previous clip too

  • @anishkoundinya4973
    @anishkoundinya4973 Před 2 lety +1127

    1:50 I love that guy who understands Jeremy's SPEED AND POWER and agrees with him

  • @DapperDill
    @DapperDill Před 3 lety +30050

    It wasn’t a show about cars. It was a show about friends, who love cars.

    • @Yogiyo83
      @Yogiyo83 Před 3 lety +277

      still is! kind of...

    • @theredguy8746
      @theredguy8746 Před 3 lety +562

      I would say it's a show about cars, and friends who hate each other and love cars.

    • @silentcalibre1085
      @silentcalibre1085 Před 3 lety +118

      @Smiff Wezdunn i mean i enjoy it so much but theyre also damn near 60 these days. hard to keep the same energy yknow

    • @seshieman2579
      @seshieman2579 Před 3 lety +13

      When you copy paste a comment from another video

    • @allu2681
      @allu2681 Před 3 lety +17

      ''Friends''

  • @toonaishere
    @toonaishere Před 3 lety +2841

    5:56
    "I'VE INVENTED SWIMMING"
    The best thing to say as your like head high in water after dropping into it

  • @rusuaf2003
    @rusuaf2003 Před 2 lety +1457

    4:16 James' "Hello" is hilarious, god I miss the good old days...

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 Před 2 lety +112

      the way he suddenly appears in the middle of conversation and already standing miraculously with the red car behind and saying “hello” with the casual accent is just so hillarious, I don't know why how this one man made a shot so simple yet so funny

    • @oremstale8558
      @oremstale8558 Před 2 lety +46

      @@layonyatsu7203 its the way hes standing as well 🧍‍♂️exactly like this

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Před 2 lety +4

      same energy as "hello Mario"

    • @thecobbfamily8350
      @thecobbfamily8350 Před rokem +4

      Debedejesus. 4:20

  • @acescionti711
    @acescionti711 Před 8 měsíci +26

    5:05. “I’ve broken stalins house. I’m going to the gulag now”. James is gold

  • @andrea9342
    @andrea9342 Před 3 lety +12728

    James falling asleep but still holding a solid grip on the beer is golden

    • @Leukefilms
      @Leukefilms Před 3 lety +35

      My screaming chimney is a creepy guy!🙃

    • @Sisyphos420
      @Sisyphos420 Před 2 lety +155

      Most british thing I ever saw. ^^

    • @gabrielgaranas
      @gabrielgaranas Před 2 lety +136

      He's got his priorities straight

    • @callumhardy5098
      @callumhardy5098 Před 2 lety +98

      That’s a natural ability all British people hold.

    • @Nita.C.Yorack
      @Nita.C.Yorack Před 2 lety +28

      The true alcoholic ability at work

  • @doonishsan
    @doonishsan Před 3 lety +10241

    These three feels like best buddies hanging out.

    • @lewisbegley7604
      @lewisbegley7604 Před 3 lety +23

      21 225618682121111128842618878216811186175816811878154618682682828681541787627918412111611112225798169275728592762865128345751828587252528751885822848285228295828532852855787252821869272648255482582582582558255357825361252215282882185275572227512527223628898225315972482272724

    • @silentspongebob5248
      @silentspongebob5248 Před 3 lety +560

      Eh, it because "They Are Best Buddies"... when clarkson got fired from top gear the other two follows . . .

    • @doonishsan
      @doonishsan Před 3 lety +36

      @@silentspongebob5248 Clarkson got fired?

    • @silentspongebob5248
      @silentspongebob5248 Před 3 lety +176

      @@doonishsan don't worry, they made a new series called The Grand Tour

    • @ben7460
      @ben7460 Před 3 lety +331

      @@doonishsan he punched a bbc producer in the face, got fired, Hammond and may then followed him and quit. After this, bbc got 3 new guys for top gear, the show did nowhere near as well, and Amazon picked up Clarkson, May, and Hammond to almost continue in their newer show, the grand tour

  • @3sgeshieid472
    @3sgeshieid472 Před 2 lety +564

    4:43 "i shall call you tesco." made me laugh way too much

  • @reffee
    @reffee Před 3 lety +1792

    I've watched 5:16 dozens of times and Hammond's face when Clarkson informs him of his cockup never fails to have me burst into tears from laughter

    • @SaintPhoenixx
      @SaintPhoenixx Před 11 měsíci +27

      James knowing but trying not to crease up until Clarkson says why.

    • @lukegauci1159
      @lukegauci1159 Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@SaintPhoenixxwhats even funnier is that just before Jezza tells Hammond the mistake James is really trying his best not to piss himself laughing and fails at the last second 😂

  • @retroman1335
    @retroman1335 Před 3 lety +4562

    Can we talk about how good richard is at throwing knives?

    • @atrophine_
      @atrophine_ Před 3 lety +24

      he was like 4 feet away from them tho

    • @kami_narisama
      @kami_narisama Před 3 lety +155

      @@atrophine_ i mean, to have it sharp side on is still amazing

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 3 lety +71

      I was shocked by how accurate he was. It is tough to throw such a long knife with any good accuracy. James and Jeremy better not make him snap. I would NOT be surprised if he's decent with a ninja sword...

    • @thesneakymemedealer7615
      @thesneakymemedealer7615 Před 3 lety +29

      @@largol33t1 clarkson and may are both trained with guns so that probably would end badly...
      Even though we all know that's never gonna happen

    • @DemeDemetre
      @DemeDemetre Před 2 lety +1

      yes.

  • @sandisaustrisapse
    @sandisaustrisapse Před 3 lety +3922

    Alternate title: "top gear without context"

    • @messi228810
      @messi228810 Před 3 lety +59

      That's sorta top gear's context lmao

    • @crimson6864
      @crimson6864 Před 3 lety +24

      Don’t forget grand tour

    • @t2p
      @t2p Před 3 lety +15

      Alternate way to write your comment would be “I ain’t watched the episodes so I don’t get it”

    • @GraemeLechner
      @GraemeLechner Před 3 lety +5

      I was just about to comment this exact sentence but I decided to look for it first.

    • @saynotohaloFIN
      @saynotohaloFIN Před 3 lety

      .

  • @FortnotVR
    @FortnotVR Před rokem +342

    I like how at 3:13 Clarkson says "oh no" then less than 2 seconds later May says "oh yes" 😂

    • @brenlc1412
      @brenlc1412 Před 5 měsíci +4

      “May, no!”
      “May, YES!”

  • @alexhall5370
    @alexhall5370 Před rokem +538

    The laughing between Hammond and Clarkson as the water spills all over May at 4:54 is so contagious.

    • @hughshax5903
      @hughshax5903 Před 6 měsíci +5

      5:05 "I've broken Stalin's house" 😂

  • @somebutter6755
    @somebutter6755 Před 3 lety +759

    “I’ve broken Stalin’s house.”

  • @EpicMrBlack6869
    @EpicMrBlack6869 Před 3 lety +11438

    Still absolutely amazed to this day that Hammond survived that rocket car crash. I have been amazed since the day after it happened and I saw it in the papers. Just incredible.

    • @seanade3900
      @seanade3900 Před 3 lety +115

      A jet car crash? Impossible

    • @caatkins1000
      @caatkins1000 Před 3 lety +546

      @@seanade3900 I hope that’s a joke lol it was all over the news

    • @TheRealArtimusKnight
      @TheRealArtimusKnight Před 3 lety +259

      @@caatkins1000 it was indeed a real crash

    • @caatkins1000
      @caatkins1000 Před 3 lety +70

      @@TheRealArtimusKnight where did I say it wasn’t?

    • @TheRealArtimusKnight
      @TheRealArtimusKnight Před 3 lety +29

      @@caatkins1000 “I hope that’s a joke”

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Před 6 měsíci +16

    5:37 "Did nobody tell you?"
    - "NO, OBVIOUSLY, or I'd have built it OVER THERE!!!"

  • @farhanyudaputra6076
    @farhanyudaputra6076 Před 2 lety +145

    4:04 is frickin' gold 😂😂😂

  • @reed_shaw1816
    @reed_shaw1816 Před 3 lety +4441

    I’ve never understood how Hammond is the only one that crashes and James gets bullied😂

    • @humanperson4605
      @humanperson4605 Před 3 lety +424

      Hammond crashes because he cant see over the steering wheel.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 3 lety +284

      That tragic accident at 1:26 is NO joke. Hammond lost control of the dragster and was badly injured. The show was nearly killed off because the BBC got so many angry phone calls, saying they had gone too far with the program.

    • @humanperson4605
      @humanperson4605 Před 3 lety +59

      @@largol33t1 I know, he was in hospital for a long time, and, I think, he had brain damage.

    • @jokelius1
      @jokelius1 Před 3 lety +207

      @@largol33t1 he didn't lose control, the thing blew a tire

    • @fergus6751
      @fergus6751 Před 3 lety +88

      He got bullied relentlessly throughout season 2 of the grand tour for his rimac crash

  • @zantheros4927
    @zantheros4927 Před 3 lety +4832

    "M-Manual, semi-automatic? Oh these are the weapons."
    7:15 One of the funniest thing James has ever said.

    • @popularparzy5317
      @popularparzy5317 Před rokem +14

      Lol

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před 10 měsíci +86

      Another is "I've broken Stalin's house, I'm going to the Gulag"

    • @xdtjv2843
      @xdtjv2843 Před 9 měsíci +20

      The third reich too, and an honorable mention to his 'hello'

  • @richarddemobox9310
    @richarddemobox9310 Před 2 lety +60

    8:31 "bit of a scandinavian flick"
    *dies*

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 Před rokem +4

      And to a crashing sound from Thomas the Tank Engine!
      ...I'm about to get woooshed, aren't I?

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr Před rokem +2

      ​@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 bruh

  • @Selmarya
    @Selmarya Před 2 lety +86

    1:53 _sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening_
    -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @michelmartin3064
      @michelmartin3064 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Too bad they cut just before the log bounced and crashed the rear window about uh... ten seconds after that definitive statement !

  • @TouchiestMetal
    @TouchiestMetal Před 3 lety +6979

    Hammond crashes
    Clarkson:it’s time for the smug face

  • @edwardburek1717
    @edwardburek1717 Před 3 lety +10130

    "Princess Diana had one of these" - surely the most brilliantly absurd thing Clarkson has ever said. No wonder the film crew were falling about laughing along with them.

    • @Krongori100
      @Krongori100 Před 3 lety +314

      I still dont get this joke. Maybe someone can explain?

    • @jacotojaco
      @jacotojaco Před 3 lety +47

      @@Krongori100 same

    • @gafrers
      @gafrers Před 3 lety +626

      It so genuine, they whole cast and crew laughing. Not scripted emotional crap.

    • @DeclanMcL
      @DeclanMcL Před 3 lety +1948

      @@Krongori100 that vehicle was used against land mines. Princess Diana was a huge advocate against the use of land mines

    • @Krongori100
      @Krongori100 Před 3 lety +159

      @@DeclanMcL Ahhh, thank you for the explenation.

  • @Googaliemoogalie
    @Googaliemoogalie Před 3 lety +628

    5:17 This one is my favourite because James is laughing the entire time before Jermy explains why Hammond is an idiot.

  • @paraskevaspapantonakis
    @paraskevaspapantonakis Před 3 lety +72

    7:44 a proper smoker's laugh lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @GTDpowah
    @GTDpowah Před 3 lety +3823

    "Oh crikey, it's the Albanian rozzers!"
    The best sentence ever. I always laugh to this. :D

    • @kathleenalbert6420
      @kathleenalbert6420 Před 3 lety +31

      Oh my fucking god when I saw this comment i was at that part lol

    • @kingaguero8633
      @kingaguero8633 Před 3 lety +25

      same hahah most british thing james has said

    • @shadup7571
      @shadup7571 Před 3 lety +9

      Ja mislim da nema bolje serije.
      Ovakva se vise nikada nece napraviti.

    • @davidkrvavac4149
      @davidkrvavac4149 Před 3 lety +4

      @@shadup7571 slazem se

    • @TheImmortalSorrow
      @TheImmortalSorrow Před 3 lety +10

      Famous last word : "I'll see you in Spain lads"

  • @verzekeringsadviseur
    @verzekeringsadviseur Před 3 lety +1470

    0:15 a Joke so good that it was one of few moments on top Gear, you could hear the crew laugh.

    • @tcrutkaew2976
      @tcrutkaew2976 Před 3 lety +42

      i never really understood the joke can you explain it

    • @hanilockley8074
      @hanilockley8074 Před 3 lety +299

      Princess Diana did a lot of charity work including mine clearance efforts, and then the funny part is the absurdity of a refining Royal woman owning such a machine

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y Před 3 lety +48

      @@hanilockley8074 think there's also something with her being associated with a car, and people always saying "princess diana has one". Heard that on another part of top gear

    • @Smiley5z
      @Smiley5z Před 3 lety +23

      @@Oly1y it wasn't Diana it was Princess Anne. Its a reliant scimitar. Only saw that clip recently

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y Před 3 lety +2

      @@Smiley5z oh right. Got them confused

  • @theforgottenscotsman7659
    @theforgottenscotsman7659 Před 2 lety +235

    5:05 never fails to make me laugh 😭

  • @jarletheaton2860
    @jarletheaton2860 Před 3 lety +75

    “Princess Diana had one of these.”
    The greatest thing Clarkson has ever said 😂😂😂😂. Unbelievable

    • @konekocafe4583
      @konekocafe4583 Před rokem

      Can you explain it pls.

    • @jarletheaton2860
      @jarletheaton2860 Před rokem +6

      @@konekocafe4583 Princess Diana was known for going out into mine fields when she toured the world, and that vehicle is used for clearing mine fields

    • @konekocafe4583
      @konekocafe4583 Před rokem

      @@jarletheaton2860 thank you for explaining 🙂

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon Před 3 lety +515

    Roses are red
    Rocks in the quarry
    1:15

  • @greatwesternproductions2857
    @greatwesternproductions2857 Před 3 lety +340

    “I had this bomb...” is always the best way to start an explanation.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Před 3 lety +16

      "Are we beyond the watershed?" "Yes..." "You're a fu..."

  • @banjoshmanjo8088
    @banjoshmanjo8088 Před 2 lety +35

    3:33 “Always give way to the car from the right”

  • @technicplayer7299
    @technicplayer7299 Před 2 lety +169

    0:03 “OLIVER!!!!”
    1:53 “Sometimes my genius is, it’s almost frightening.”
    6:11 “JAMES! STOP FILING!”
    8:57 “Look what you’ve done to my BLOODY SHED MAN!”

    • @theforgottenscotsman7659
      @theforgottenscotsman7659 Před 2 lety +9

      0:00 was heartbreaking to watch :(

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 Před rokem +5

      You can really hear the raw emotion in the "JAAAAAAMES"

    • @liamreid5407
      @liamreid5407 Před 10 měsíci +1

      0:37: Jeremy eats an ice cream while completely oblivious to the fact that his caravan is falling down the face of a cliff behind him.

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@liamreid5407 I watched that and was just thinking: "The hell is that? Oh- oh shit is that their CAR?!" *Collapses into hysterical laughter.*

  • @limepicklecrumpetbombaderr9429

    'You're in a hick Town man!"
    "we're gonna die now"

  • @laserdiscisawesome1263
    @laserdiscisawesome1263 Před 3 lety +662

    3:05 Hammond staring at the camera saying they’re gonna die gets me every time

    • @archoftrees
      @archoftrees Před 2 lety +20

      "Die now" on repeat is the best song I've ever heard

  • @TheRealPandaMan10
    @TheRealPandaMan10 Před rokem +131

    0:15 always a delight when even the rest of the crew laughs at a joke

  • @jonowencarlson
    @jonowencarlson Před 2 lety +50

    3:04 kills me every single time

  • @woodant1981
    @woodant1981 Před 3 lety +650

    Hammond: "we're gonna die now"
    The petrol station owner: "yes"

    • @IamNemi
      @IamNemi Před 2 lety +1

      Should have taken a Toyota hillux

  • @itszeyth9863
    @itszeyth9863 Před 3 lety +413

    On today's episode of Bottom Gear, Hammond fucking dies.

    • @SharpAsABricc
      @SharpAsABricc Před 2 lety +7

      Bo um gea, the game komin to the consol in 20 minutes

    • @nathand6929
      @nathand6929 Před 2 lety +4

      James is gunned down in the streets of Malaysia

    • @elhasmusic
      @elhasmusic Před rokem +3

      hammon you sodding tic tac that was my lanborghini

  • @GabeSlayer
    @GabeSlayer Před rokem +33

    "Manual, semi-automatic. Oh, these are the weapons."
    That made me laugh way more than it should lmao

  • @aqil9234
    @aqil9234 Před 3 lety +40

    Did james just say he’s going to the gulag😂😂😂5:11

  • @natalie6117
    @natalie6117 Před 3 lety +66

    3:13 “Oh, no! OH, *YESS* !”

  • @tastycarbonara
    @tastycarbonara Před 3 lety +359

    "I HAVE INVENTED SWIMMING!"

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes thanks we can hear u know

    • @hammer082
      @hammer082 Před 2 lety +1

      holy crap that one cracked me up hard! my god ... took me about 5 minutes to recover

  • @aaronbritt2025
    @aaronbritt2025 Před 2 lety +64

    30% of this show's greatness is the subject matter. 70% is the chemistry of Hammond, May and Clarkson. I've never seen another show with this kind of chemistry.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 Před 2 lety +55

    I still adore Clarkson's Rover door at 8:15. When I first saw it on the telly I was weeping with laughter.

  • @xra1750
    @xra1750 Před 3 lety +436

    0:38 How is this not a meme format yet

    • @CainySNP
      @CainySNP Před 3 lety +7

      You should make it one

    • @adman1381
      @adman1381 Před 3 lety +5

      And not a single fuck was given that day.

    • @metalbeats14
      @metalbeats14 Před 2 lety +10

      Jeremy is people in early 2020 and the car is covid

    • @boundedsleet6262
      @boundedsleet6262 Před 2 lety +2

      Ill make it one

    • @sigiLiBamba
      @sigiLiBamba Před 2 lety +3

      bec this whole show was an entire meme xD

  • @cheesesauce1491
    @cheesesauce1491 Před 3 lety +581

    I love how all of hammonds moments are just him crashing

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 3 lety +11

      I don't laugh at those. He nearly got killed test driving the rocket powered dragster and the BBC was flooded with angry phone calls demanding the show be axed. And he was test driving a supercar in Italy and lost control of it. It rolled down a hill which, FORTUNATELY, was not very high off the ground. That episode scared me just as badly. He's lucky to have survived the show.

    • @cheesesauce1491
      @cheesesauce1491 Před 3 lety +18

      @@largol33t1 sorry did I offend you? I'll stop making these " jokes " just cause you said to

    • @HoneyMochi
      @HoneyMochi Před 3 lety +29

      @@cheesesauce1491 I don't think it was aimed at you, they're just expressing their opinion for the distaste for such clips.

    • @cheesesauce1491
      @cheesesauce1491 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HoneyMochi eh still

    • @ryancleaver6613
      @ryancleaver6613 Před 3 lety +10

      @@largol33t1 the hill was actually quite large...but he was going so fast he didn't just fall. He kinda flew...so when he hit it was like a parkour runner rolling after jumping from a large height.

  • @awoodpecker4922
    @awoodpecker4922 Před 3 lety +62

    0:06 my last 3 active braincells during a test discussing about my mental state

    • @Its_Agnus
      @Its_Agnus Před 8 měsíci +3

      Why women live longer than men

  • @samdoe3608
    @samdoe3608 Před 2 lety +37

    “Princess Diana had one of these:” is just so absurdly funny. And the best part is Clarkson knows he killed it as he’s walking away and probably sees the camera crew melting down with laughter

  • @sinsuyyt2100
    @sinsuyyt2100 Před 3 lety +138

    James may “hello” 4:19

  • @skyguy1230
    @skyguy1230 Před 3 lety +495

    The best one has got to be Hammond throwing knives at the wood dolls 😂😂😂 genuinely looks like he’s lost a few screws lmao

    • @JohnDoe-uq2qd
      @JohnDoe-uq2qd Před 3 lety +2

      Anyone know what episode this is from? That's the only clip I don't remember seeing before.

    • @horvatharamadrasan
      @horvatharamadrasan Před 3 lety +12

      @@JohnDoe-uq2qd Its Series 22 Ep. 6

    • @AbysmalRapture
      @AbysmalRapture Před 3 lety +12

      @@JohnDoe-uq2qd the episode where Clarkson and May drive American pickup trucks to see who can get to the top of a mountain and "save" Hammond

    • @Blunderman-rl1hc
      @Blunderman-rl1hc Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@JohnDoe-uq2qd Also, they dawdle on their way to "save" him. Meaning Hammond had to spend four days on the mountain in the freezing cold. He was, predictably, very angry with them by the time they actually got there.

  • @mitchtange8029
    @mitchtange8029 Před 2 lety +48

    5:22 I love how James just bursts out laughing in the background

  • @kaboom1129
    @kaboom1129 Před 2 lety +32

    2:30 almost died of laughter

  • @ShoMinazuki
    @ShoMinazuki Před 3 lety +253

    “Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco!” 4:44

    • @stephensingh4588
      @stephensingh4588 Před 3 lety +2

      So apparently we are all deaf

    • @ShoMinazuki
      @ShoMinazuki Před 3 lety +28

      @@stephensingh4588 I’m noting a moment I found funny you walking encyclopedia

    • @an_f-14_tomcat
      @an_f-14_tomcat Před 3 lety +8

      Lmao
      Walking encyclopedia

  • @isaiahbacon2357
    @isaiahbacon2357 Před 3 lety +368

    "I'm walking on water!"
    "No, your standing in it"
    "Walk over there"
    *IMMEDIATELY FALLS*
    "I'VE INVENTED SWIMMING"

  • @nobleabrahamarsenal
    @nobleabrahamarsenal Před 2 lety +18

    6:17 jeremy and may arguing while hammond is the child that says
    mommy and daddy stop fighting

  • @rodgerdodger4423
    @rodgerdodger4423 Před 2 lety +13

    “HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!” I died lmao 😂

  • @pic18f452
    @pic18f452 Před 3 lety +341

    8:36 I like that the stig immediately took off to check on crash-prone hamster. Also love the guy in the white coat having no idea what's happening behind him and just waiting for Hammond to show up in the other side.

  • @alxgjn
    @alxgjn Před 3 lety +707

    9:10 This is how the PS2 sound was created.

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV Před 2 lety +66

    1:29
    Dear lord, when Jeremy Clarkson says he'll do a smug face, he can *really* do a smug face. That's 130% British Superiority level smug, right there.

  • @luckyrockz2852
    @luckyrockz2852 Před 2 lety +18

    5:46
    Best part 😂😂

  • @user-zh4ty9nk3m
    @user-zh4ty9nk3m Před 3 lety +1300

    I’m so happy this is the first video I watched in 2021

  • @benjaminbesselink3178
    @benjaminbesselink3178 Před 3 lety +684

    Best line in Top Gear;
    "She's effectively saying: ' you've given me the baby so now take the back"

    • @ericmoringe
      @ericmoringe Před 3 lety +21

      So that was what he was saying. I heard "now get in the bag" and didn't understand anything!

    • @Reez2Knight
      @Reez2Knight Před 2 lety +27

      Actually it's 'you've given the baby now get in the back'

    • @Riese79
      @Riese79 Před 2 lety +4

      Now get in the back.. He said.

    • @thepingpongballer3882
      @thepingpongballer3882 Před 2 lety +1

      I never understood it can you explain?

    • @NIkonEX-
      @NIkonEX- Před 2 lety +1

      @@thepingpongballer3882 anal i think

  • @koffel6055
    @koffel6055 Před 2 lety +6

    7:16 absolutely perfect

  • @cannella617
    @cannella617 Před 2 lety +27

    “I’ve invented swimming” has to be the best Clarkson quote.

  • @iLupi
    @iLupi Před 3 lety +172

    0:30 the Leaning Tower of Citroen screams and laughs were always a great chuckle

  • @nullflameboy657
    @nullflameboy657 Před 3 lety +81

    1:36 my ringtone

  • @alexandergrube6437
    @alexandergrube6437 Před 2 lety +42

    I love how even the film crew was laughing at 0:15

  • @forbeshutton5487
    @forbeshutton5487 Před 2 lety +88

    May with a Bic lighter at the bum of an ICBM is one of the funniest things ever, probably because it was him and not Clarkson.

  • @szillar3283
    @szillar3283 Před 3 lety +456

    might as well be every minute of top gear 🤣

  • @lukadzidic8211
    @lukadzidic8211 Před 3 lety +49

    1:37 is the most iconic moment for me XD

  • @arbazkhan1
    @arbazkhan1 Před 2 lety +6

    5:56 "I've invented swimming" 🤣

  • @beardedgaming3741
    @beardedgaming3741 Před 2 lety +25

    these three... three brothers, family... bloody hilarious in the best way, which such incredible chemistry that nothing feels forced or fake. one of the most profound moments i can recall was after one of hammonds near death crashes; clarkson and may were on stage, talking about their pact. 'if one of us were to die, the other two must; after announcing the 3rds passing: continue the show with an 'anyways' and get on with it"... god, these three could go on to do anything together and make it a hit. just think of the lives they have lead, to have such amazing voyages around the world.

  • @aurayafrost6253
    @aurayafrost6253 Před 3 lety +366

    They're all hilarious in their own way, but James definitely has the sharpest wit - his jokes always make me laugh without fail xD

    • @Leonf123
      @Leonf123 Před rokem +13

      ‘A crushing criticism from one so handsome’

    • @Mypenisissmallbut
      @Mypenisissmallbut Před měsícem

      Fr you watch the other 2 in their podcast appearances and they are pretty much normal dudes. James tho is still just as weird and funny as ever.
      If you really think about his jokes tho, James humour is top tier.

  • @JPG208
    @JPG208 Před 3 lety +35

    “Hallo horse, I shall call you Tesco.” 4:45

  • @mikulitsi1819
    @mikulitsi1819 Před rokem +5

    3:30 "Always give way to the car from the right"
    Legendary

  • @Bearforlife
    @Bearforlife Před 3 lety +18

    "I'm walking on water now"
    "I've invented swimming"

  • @wanderingranger4208
    @wanderingranger4208 Před 3 lety +159

    When Hammond and Clarkson are in hysterics when James soaks himself is infectious.

  • @monke6776
    @monke6776 Před 3 lety +32

    6:56
    Look at the bloke behind James may

  • @megalomaniacalHalide
    @megalomaniacalHalide Před 2 lety +24

    that transition of 'oh no' to 'oh YEAH!' at 3:13 is glorious. Good bit of editing, that

  • @thegingergamer476
    @thegingergamer476 Před 2 lety +13

    “I’ve broken Stalin’s house. Lads I’m going to the Gulag”
    “Welcome to the Gulag, kill your opponent and you get redeployed.”

  • @Georgeshawwaiancousin
    @Georgeshawwaiancousin Před 3 lety +88

    May: "look what you did to my shed"
    Clarkson: "That'll buff"

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 3 lety +1

      I loved how Jeremy built a bloody RUGBY POST and it fell on James' shed. He was just ENRAGED. I seriously thought he was going to punch him. It had been destroyed about three times...

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 3 lety +1

      PS: I swear not even half of the gardening episode was scripted.

  • @sebastiantschatordai
    @sebastiantschatordai Před 3 lety +63

    Richard Hammond: *crashes*
    Jeremy Clarkson: *smug face*
    James May: "CLAAARKSOOON!!!"

  • @mottplay
    @mottplay Před rokem +3

    "I'm gonna give it the old Scandinavian flick"
    *fucking dies*

  • @terrygray9840
    @terrygray9840 Před 2 lety +14

    1:23 THEY ARE IMMORTAL

  • @dan__.
    @dan__. Před 3 lety +38

    “I think it must be damp.”

  • @SebbusWebbus
    @SebbusWebbus Před 3 lety +77

    I died when James said “...she’s essentially saying you’ve given me the baby now get in the back”

  • @redneckdolan
    @redneckdolan Před 2 lety +21

    0:50 "literally like being with livingston and *thump* "
    kills me every time

  • @vinothobroi
    @vinothobroi Před 3 lety +3

    5:54 I've invented swimming 😂😂😂

  • @sulphurous2656
    @sulphurous2656 Před 3 lety +54

    0:52 My pelvis felt that whilst watching this.

    • @DittoGTI
      @DittoGTI Před 4 dny +1

      Could you hear the "thlurp" noise

  • @johnroutledge1696
    @johnroutledge1696 Před 3 lety +75

    ‘I’ve broke Stalin house I think I’m going to the gulag’ words of a wise man

  • @zoltankiss3737
    @zoltankiss3737 Před 2 lety +20

    I like how both moments which lead to Hammond being hospitalized are "iconic".

  • @ibrahimjaved2095
    @ibrahimjaved2095 Před 2 lety +18

    May trying to light the missile will always be my favorite moment 🤣🤣

  • @gp_n_memes
    @gp_n_memes Před 3 lety +158

    0:17 You know its downright comedy when even production laughs

  • @jayharris5460
    @jayharris5460 Před 3 lety +63

    "I'VE INVENTED SWIMMING!!" Had me dead!

  • @Evan_Cardenas
    @Evan_Cardenas Před 2 lety +15

    NOOOOO😂😂😂 7:02

  • @kozmonauta0515
    @kozmonauta0515 Před 2 lety +10

    Good evening laides and gents. Tonight on Bottom Gear:
    I become the Messiah, 5:45
    Hamond uses wounded people as cannon fodder, 7:20
    And James attempts to blow up a termonuclear warhead. 0:09

    • @dellconagher4861
      @dellconagher4861 Před 2 lety +6

      Tonight on Bottom Gear:
      I become a major road safety hazard, 0:20
      James changes gender, 2:29
      And Hammond kills Elon Musk and takes over SpaceX. 3:15

    • @ottoeduardleopoldvonbismar3559
      @ottoeduardleopoldvonbismar3559 Před 2 lety +6

      Tonight on Bottom Gear:
      James robbs an albanian bank for the mob, 2:20
      Hamond turns into an owl, 2:47
      And I eat an ice cream. 0:37

    • @ezicagent4041
      @ezicagent4041 Před 2 lety +4

      This week on bottom gear:
      We travel back in time to kidnapp Jesus, and we casue a time paradox, 5:59
      I deafen an entire city with a sonic weapon, 8:01
      And James becomes a werewolf. 1:33

    • @thoughtpolice7595
      @thoughtpolice7595 Před 2 lety +2

      Tonight on bottom gear:
      I destroy a refrigerator with my telekinetic power, 0:36
      James steals the Batmobil, 7:16
      And Hammond haves the high ground 0:52

    • @andrasfarago5245
      @andrasfarago5245 Před 2 lety +2

      James gets kidnapped by the KGB, 5:06
      I take over the Senate, and whipe out the entire Jedi order, 9:06
      And Hammond forgot to take his pills and his ptsd kicks in, casuing many deaths and heavy injuries in the staff. 3:54