Hammond, Clarkson, May and The Stig - The Ultimate Crash Compilation

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  • čas přidán 26. 02. 2021
  • A Niks V Special (the 100th TG/TGT Video)
    Top Gear and Grand Tours stars crashing. Its a compilations of the crash compilations already on this channel which has been successful. An easy video I guess and I know there will be some crashes I've missed.
    Original crash compilations:
    All 3: • Hammond, Clarkson and ...
    Hammond part 1: • Richard Hammond crashi...
    Hammond part 2: • Richard Hammond Crash ...
    May: • James May Crashing Com...
    Clarkson: • Jeremy Clarkson Crashi...
    Stig: • The Stig Being Angry a...
    plus 9.3 + perfect road trip 2 at the start
    Send your ideas: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...
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Komentáře • 693

  • @sprinkles2765
    @sprinkles2765 Před 3 lety +1472

    "Do you think they'll be A: Sympathetic, or B: A couple of-"
    "NICE WORK!"

    • @souvikrc4499
      @souvikrc4499 Před 3 lety +52

      "No, they're going to be a couple of"

    • @Goat4459
      @Goat4459 Před 3 lety +13

      Ill tell tell you what happend..

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Goat4459
      A man came and pushed it over 🤣

    • @Goat4459
      @Goat4459 Před 2 lety +2

      @@harleyb7880 lol

    • @jacobrumens9601
      @jacobrumens9601 Před rokem +2

      @@harleyb7880 No, you crashed it on its side 😂

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu Před 3 lety +2640

    2:15, I can say with confidence that is by far the calmest I've ever seen anyone during a 100+ mph hydroplane/spinout.

    • @UAlrKnoWhoItIs
      @UAlrKnoWhoItIs Před 2 lety +344

      He just accepted his fate😂

    • @Reiskan_paskat_videot
      @Reiskan_paskat_videot Před 2 lety +429

      He wasn’t even scared. He was just confused and slightly suprised by this spinout XD

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 Před 2 lety +496

      It is impressive, but it's probably easier to remain calm when you're in the middle of a track with no other vehicles or obstacles to hit (and possibly emergency services already on standby), than if it happens while you're banging down the motorway surrounded by traffic, lampposts, signs etc.

    • @DeanMoxley87
      @DeanMoxley87 Před 2 lety +120

      @@decodolly1535 exactly, big slide but not much around to hit

    • @disclaimer.imjokin
      @disclaimer.imjokin Před 2 lety +20

      Whats he to fear???

  • @juicyrave
    @juicyrave Před 2 lety +145

    11:02 "M O N K E Y S"

  • @sunheqiao8373
    @sunheqiao8373 Před 3 lety +2781

    I got a idea for a compilation! Do one with "The producers said..."

  • @gedhoughton9523
    @gedhoughton9523 Před 2 lety +614

    As much as he crashes a lot, Hammond has got balls for pushing himself. Definitely a racing driver at ❤️

    • @nick7928
      @nick7928 Před rokem +14

      maybe in the heart but not his feet and hands lol

    • @jacobbahr9316
      @jacobbahr9316 Před rokem +12

      He's as indestructible as a 1988 Toyota HiLux

  • @lawrence6434
    @lawrence6434 Před 2 lety +837

    Clarkson hitting the brick wall in the lorry was brutal.

    • @josephphillips6949
      @josephphillips6949 Před 2 lety +44

      @Kai Hamzah ‘Lorry’ is the English word for ‘semi truck’.

    • @imlivingketchup2125
      @imlivingketchup2125 Před 2 lety +10

      @Kai Hamzah lorry is another word for truck

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 Před rokem +41

      “A lorry”
      “What sort?”
      “A big one”

    • @SeanHarold98
      @SeanHarold98 Před rokem +19

      @@lettuce984 What colour is it James?

    • @falsebanneduser9428
      @falsebanneduser9428 Před rokem +30

      Yea that one seemed a bit too much, mustve been a miscalculation somewhere

  • @gromblereal
    @gromblereal Před rokem +220

    4:32 dude it’s a miracle they survived this one

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Před rokem +11

      Not a miracle, Jeremy's bodywork is just really durable!

    • @ethansmith9065
      @ethansmith9065 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Especially Hammond. How does one of 3 guys become responsible for 8 of 9 accidents. It is an mystery.

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin Před rokem +130

    7:57 The honk makes this whole scene comedy gold.

  • @garyjohnson4575
    @garyjohnson4575 Před 3 lety +391

    Just before every Hammond crash watch his face, he goes from driver concentration, to five year old caught with cookie!

  • @Whooooooops
    @Whooooooops Před 3 lety +793

    3:54 imagine driving along on your local gravel road in your Lada and driving head first into a Lamborghini, not the first car you'd expect to crash into there

  • @wolfgang4534
    @wolfgang4534 Před 2 lety +563

    How these guys manage to tie their shoelaces unharmed is beyond me

  • @shadow404atl
    @shadow404atl Před 2 lety +305

    I love how when Jeremy is in the flat spin on the test track, he stays calm and collected. True experience at play.

    • @ANTHONYGL23
      @ANTHONYGL23 Před rokem +8

      Look again. First he swore, and then he was looking a little too terrified to speak. The look on his face at the end was of a man that had just escaped death.

    • @NinoJoel
      @NinoJoel Před rokem +12

      ​@@ANTHONYGL23 death from what... spinning on an empty airfield?

    • @ANTHONYGL23
      @ANTHONYGL23 Před rokem +14

      @@NinoJoel If you look carefully and know the track you are looking at, Jeremy spun out on the LONG back straight before the second last corner. So he spun off the track to the left, and onto the grass, and then back onto the track, and then onto the grass again. Now luckily he transferred off the grass and back onto the track relatively smoothly, yet if he had been completely side on as he transferred back onto the track, the risk of digging in and tumbling was high, and he wasn't wearing a helmet.
      Jeremy dodged a bullet through luck more than anything. It was a seriously dangerous situation.

    • @NinoJoel
      @NinoJoel Před rokem +6

      @@ANTHONYGL23 I have seen BMWs spinng and crash at the German Autobahn 2 times already. They are insanely safe.
      The last wrecked my ex colleges VW T6 and hit the barrier at 160 KH.
      The driver was healthy enough to jump out and kick his BMW or what was left of it.
      As long as you don't come to an almost immediate stop from hitting a solid object head on you will be fine.
      They are also verry low from factory and have a low center of mass.
      Flipping one is next to impossible.
      You'd have hit trim of that BMW with something solid to get it rolling
      Thats a whole other story with the other cars they sometimes drive on that track thought.

    • @ANTHONYGL23
      @ANTHONYGL23 Před rokem +5

      @@NinoJoel Yeah No.
      There's nothing magic about BMW's or German cars in general. Jeremy was clearly terrified from the spin, and if he had crossed the second last straight side on, the risk of rolling was high. It wasn't just a flat spin on a grass field.

  • @semdezeeuw1203
    @semdezeeuw1203 Před rokem +47

    7:57 that honk has mee weezing

  • @joshuaaaron125
    @joshuaaaron125 Před 2 lety +120

    11:19 will always be my favourite 😂

  • @Aron25746
    @Aron25746 Před 2 lety +238

    8:44 James’ death stare after Clarkson hit him 😂

  • @chess9909
    @chess9909 Před rokem +49

    4:53 James shouting "Mayday" got me quite hard. He propably had enough so he called it a day XD

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 2 lety +418

    2:07 As an American I can safely say yes, I've been on payment flat on my back

  • @zantheros4927
    @zantheros4927 Před 2 lety +89

    17:29 I absolutely lost it when I first saw this.

  • @diversityxd6827
    @diversityxd6827 Před 2 lety +34

    4:05 that guys insurance ''YOU CRASHED INTO A WHAT''?

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes Před 2 lety +26

    "Ohh, well help yourself to _my_ brakes, why not?"
    "I've lost a skull--"
    "Monkeys."
    Even _in_ context, this makes little sense.

  • @garretteales1607
    @garretteales1607 Před 2 lety +144

    Hammond yelling and across the line at the food market had me in tears.

    • @callumjones9664
      @callumjones9664 Před 2 lety +8

      And the double take by may as he looked up from the stopwatch

  • @Yuginkai12
    @Yuginkai12 Před rokem +22

    3:09 love when James says bollocks and then a tsunami hits the camera

  • @dexterous_dirt
    @dexterous_dirt Před 3 lety +254

    Pls do the “maybe we can edit that out” compilation next

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  Před 3 lety +49

      Got loads of videos prepped. want to get those out of the way?

    • @7-Mikaela-7
      @7-Mikaela-7 Před 2 lety

      @@niksv4165 yes please we want more

  • @michaelbaines5970
    @michaelbaines5970 Před 2 lety +51

    8:50 the moment when JC is explaining what happened to his car,
    "So working, then stop..." to a mechanic.
    JM "That describes most breakdowns 😂😂"

  • @drunk_famasmf5135
    @drunk_famasmf5135 Před 3 lety +191

    I like how Richard Hammond will find a way to crush or hit stuff with absolutely anything
    it's just hillarious)

  • @anruganm4235
    @anruganm4235 Před 2 lety +86

    2:15 Sigma male analyzes the situation, determines that possibility of fatality is minimal, therefore stays calm and collected

  • @Whiteythereaper
    @Whiteythereaper Před 2 lety +68

    James reversing the Merc into Hammond because he forgot the reverse gear wasn't bottom right is pure comedy

  • @taylorladouceur849
    @taylorladouceur849 Před 2 lety +94

    17:00
    Hands down the funniest bit here. Its just perfect.

  • @Corolla2016
    @Corolla2016 Před 2 lety +59

    19:25 The accident that hurts the most

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Před 2 lety +80

    1:18 That was genuine anger in May's shout.

    • @hervin-1407
      @hervin-1407 Před rokem +2

      CLARKSON!

    • @tuckerbrandstrom575
      @tuckerbrandstrom575 Před rokem +2

      Watch how May puts his hand up to push the table if it comes at him. That crash was staged.

    • @dancampbell3068
      @dancampbell3068 Před rokem +1

      ​@@tuckerbrandstrom575 Plus notice how far away Hammond was stood, why would he be standing there? Still funny though as always.

  • @joe125ful
    @joe125ful Před 2 lety +71

    9:19 Probablly coolest crash in TopGear!
    Looks at that cabin moving,geezz!

    • @iansamuelson3666
      @iansamuelson3666 Před 2 lety +22

      I think that's the one where he seriously injured his neck.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 2 lety

      @@iansamuelson3666 Yep also you cant see that eweryday.

    • @dineshsharma6125
      @dineshsharma6125 Před rokem +4

      the cabin are mounted on pneumatic Cylinders and can be tilted forwards to access the engine and Gear Box while service, a lock which is combination of Primary and secondary locks holds the cabin from tilting forward, so cabin moving like that is just a normal thing. Happens when you accidentally brake stop the vehicle.

    • @CobaltZ_hans
      @CobaltZ_hans Před 9 měsíci +3

      That was a horrific idea in the big picture. Especially considering the lethality of hitting a brick wall at speed

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 Před rokem +11

    19:00 Clarkson : "HAMMOND YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSE INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!"
    (Top Gear : Burma Special)

  • @brassmonkeegaming8583
    @brassmonkeegaming8583 Před rokem +89

    I know some of their stunts and stuff was scripted but how these lads have been getting away with this for 20+ years is beyond me XD

  • @lukaszlamura1611
    @lukaszlamura1611 Před 2 lety +82

    8:46 rare image of Clarkson apologizing for a real mistake

  • @lettuce984
    @lettuce984 Před 3 lety +71

    “He was committed to get to 60”
    “But he didn’t did he?!”

  • @shampoo1991
    @shampoo1991 Před 2 lety +83

    As much as we all joke about him crashing all the time I really do not enjoy the way Hammonds legs twitch at at 14:33.

    • @assortednuts8436
      @assortednuts8436 Před 2 lety +32

      He’s doing the right thing which is to check if his legs are still ok. You often see f1 drivers do the same thing.

    • @karlobrutalo425
      @karlobrutalo425 Před 2 lety +22

      he rather looks like he passed out for a second and twitching / seizure

    • @roxannewolfofficial
      @roxannewolfofficial Před rokem +3

      @@davemarshall9322 he shattered his sturnum

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Před 3 měsíci +2

      He actually split his sternum.

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte Před rokem +12

    "well help yourself to my brakes why don't you!!!"
    "I've lost a skull!!"
    "Monkey!!"
    Best trio of lines in that whole special 😂😂

  • @brskywalker14
    @brskywalker14 Před 2 lety +74

    14:13 Hammond is not even safe in his own backyard 🤣

  • @Bim_Chicken
    @Bim_Chicken Před rokem +20

    7:30 that entire Modern Peugeot Drivers segment I was literally rolling on the floor howling with laughter. Easily the funniest thing they've done 😂

  • @stephanopapadimitriou4789
    @stephanopapadimitriou4789 Před 2 lety +108

    Hammond is immortal nothing can kill him

  • @petertimowreef9085
    @petertimowreef9085 Před rokem +4

    00:00
    "Uh oh. Oh I've spun, ooh shit Oof! Shit! Oh dear, I've done a bad thing" is simply my favourite reaction to putting an expensive car into a wall ever.

  • @koop5365
    @koop5365 Před 2 lety +9

    "A bus full of children, a bus full of handicap children and i saw some ginger ones on there" OMG I'm crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maldetete431
    @maldetete431 Před rokem +31

    May's face at 6:02 gets me going every time. And then the immediate, "Oh, sht!" followed by more laughter. One of my favorite moments in Top Gear, tbh.

  • @jpb6
    @jpb6 Před 3 lety +22

    at 4:11 poor guy was thinking he´s going to jail

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 Před 3 lety +92

    Compilation of them being killed like when James drove off that cliff in Albania or when Hammond crashed his Hyundai in the Teenager challenge

    • @tankmaster1018
      @tankmaster1018 Před 2 lety +9

      Hammond has been "killed" like 4 times. lol

  • @JonesBrothersProductionsiac

    2:07
    Jeremy: WHERE NO AMERICAN HAS GONE BEFORE!!!
    Me: So, the ground?

  • @tahahaider5836
    @tahahaider5836 Před rokem +23

    7:05-7:12 , that laugh is contagious 😂😂😂

  • @TylerJSison
    @TylerJSison Před rokem +8

    1:19 exquisite rage, engaged 🤣

  • @alexandernicolay866
    @alexandernicolay866 Před 2 lety +7

    The ultimate "HAMMOND!" collection. With guests.

  • @stevehealy5810
    @stevehealy5810 Před 2 lety +93

    No one beats Hammond for crashing.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 2 lety

      Nope with 3 wheeler in was soo funny:)
      Or 12:57 With style:)

    • @CobaltZ_hans
      @CobaltZ_hans Před 9 měsíci

      May gave him a good run for that in Scandi-Flick

  • @ourcrazyjourney1694
    @ourcrazyjourney1694 Před 2 lety +37

    Just the best thing to be on t.v ever!I This was the show that I was allowed to stay up and watch,even though it was bed time. Some great memories of staying up late with my dad, and just feeling like this is so awesome, and it was all because of these guys and the giant kahoonas they have. They put their lives on the line over and over again, whether it be the death roads they've driven,which lets face it could've been. You'll never see the like again given prime on the telle wacha. Oh what a time

  • @user-ev3bh2rg2o
    @user-ev3bh2rg2o Před 3 lety +27

    *CLARKSON!!*

  • @MrStitty26
    @MrStitty26 Před 2 lety +38

    It's James Mays laughing that gets me every time.

  • @coolsharkracing7941
    @coolsharkracing7941 Před 2 lety +23

    19:38 i crashed the expensive one so they gave me a cheap one
    I also crashed the cheap one

  • @seijisuzuki4197
    @seijisuzuki4197 Před rokem +7

    19:20 Clarkson : "HAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!!! YOU ****** MORON!!!"
    (The Grand Tour : Colombia Special)

  • @quinnjackson9252
    @quinnjackson9252 Před 21 dnem +1

    11:05 I love the little animal that just goes 'thump!' as it falls out of the tree🤣

  • @gt_beltran42
    @gt_beltran42 Před rokem +10

    1:46 famous last words

  • @nordicrain
    @nordicrain Před 3 lety +68

    2:19 The mouth blur makes me laugh. Gotta protect lip readers from the profanity.

  • @hondabro2999
    @hondabro2999 Před 2 lety +11

    1:10 Was not expecting that

  • @JPG208
    @JPG208 Před 2 lety +22

    2:34 this is classic

  • @Mattskits
    @Mattskits Před 3 lety +36

    Jeramy: where no American has been before
    Me: the ground

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill Před 5 měsíci +1

    These were the best years, they took away my worries for an hour a week. Damn you BBC! Really damn you all.

  • @clangmotorsports2697
    @clangmotorsports2697 Před 3 lety +15

    I hope everyone has a great day

  • @kevinprior3549
    @kevinprior3549 Před 2 lety +10

    If Top Gear was all about Hammond Clarkson would go
    "On tonight's show....
    Richard has a crash
    Richard has a crash
    And Richard has a crash!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 2 lety

      TONIGHT!
      Hammond crashes a cheap car,
      Hammond crashes an expensive car,
      And Hammond nearly dies!

  • @lnod4873
    @lnod4873 Před 2 lety +14

    Us: How many crashes an human is able to do ?
    Hammond: Yes.

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads Před rokem +3

    Capt slow screaming 'CLARKSONNNNNNN!!' And his insane choking laugh are amongst the best moments for me.

  • @spocksthyla8709
    @spocksthyla8709 Před 2 lety +11

    6:55 james hat is killing me hahahah

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 Před rokem +5

    10:34 *Jeremy:* "What was that?"
    *Chris:* "I was getting in my seat."
    *Jeremy:* "Sorry, I thought someone had crashed into us."

  • @sadiqzags1944
    @sadiqzags1944 Před 2 lety +8

    I love top gear a lot, i grew up watching top gear. This was the moment i was waiting for. Gggooooooddd job on making this video.

  • @user-zr9zi4no6q
    @user-zr9zi4no6q Před 4 měsíci +3

    7:10-7:15 is almost adorable with how hard James is laughing

  • @jameshetfield3383
    @jameshetfield3383 Před 2 lety +16

    19:57 killed me

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 2 lety +14

    I don't know if there's anything funnier than Clarkson rolling the Reliant

  • @lumapop8245
    @lumapop8245 Před rokem +9

    richard and jeremy going at it on the bridge and then james just going “monkeys :D” brings me so much joy

  • @Charlzey1998
    @Charlzey1998 Před 2 lety +19

    9:19 the one time in my own opinion that the producers went a bit too far

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 Před 11 měsíci

      Kinda but Clarkson also got cocky, he said he could do 40 mph instead of 25 mph through the brick wall

  • @piffting10142
    @piffting10142 Před 2 lety +12

    17:29 🤣🤣

  • @08C6PaceCar
    @08C6PaceCar Před 10 měsíci +4

    5:37 “watch this” instantly crashes 😂

  • @thememeking8079
    @thememeking8079 Před 2 lety +16

    14:30 MAN HIT THE WALL SO HARD HIS LEG STARTED SPAZZING OUT🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

    • @vacuumcleaner9895
      @vacuumcleaner9895 Před 2 lety +6

      I remember reading somewhere that he did that to make sure his legs weren’t broken or something

    • @darth_autie_117
      @darth_autie_117 Před 2 lety +2

      @@vacuumcleaner9895 you could see Lewis Hamilton do it when his tyre burst in 2007 at the Nürburgring

    • @mikeshearer1250
      @mikeshearer1250 Před 2 lety +1

      From the very first Cheap Car Challenge

  • @3AMNE
    @3AMNE Před 3 lety +12

    Another Idea: The trio flowing with sympathy compilation

  • @Willysmb44
    @Willysmb44 Před 2 lety +8

    At 9:35, what did he expect? That's the arrangement railways use for the end of tracks to stop trains!

  • @borisrobertsscottthe5thjr.847

    2:24 imagine crashing and laying there dying while the last thing you hear is the fucking bmw sound lol

  • @guyjmlol
    @guyjmlol Před 3 lety +22

    We need a james may pillock comp

  • @3AMNE
    @3AMNE Před 3 lety +16

    A suggestion: The trio crashing and presumed dead compilation

  • @ethangray7392
    @ethangray7392 Před 2 lety +4

    2:30 I love as he's spinning he's wiping his nose dear God to be that confident of a driver

    • @brandongao3675
      @brandongao3675 Před 2 lety

      I mean he was probably going around 20 mph at that point and he knew he wasn't going to hit anything

    • @ethangray7392
      @ethangray7392 Před 2 lety

      @@brandongao3675 Still. Well no different from me understeering from ice and taking a drink of coffee lol

    • @ethangray7392
      @ethangray7392 Před 2 lety

      @@brandongao3675 I get what your saying now

  • @zachg9065
    @zachg9065 Před rokem +3

    These guys are absolute legends

  • @patrickadamcruz3406
    @patrickadamcruz3406 Před rokem +5

    0:25 Hammond, don't be an arse!

  • @CaptNaptastic
    @CaptNaptastic Před rokem +5

    One of my favorite episodes from Top Gear is the Teen driver challenge like at 11:19 when Clarkson drives the car into whatever it is that he hit. Lol they were supposed to be super quiet and Clarkson said he could do it better than Hammond. Lol

  • @brandonsimoncini
    @brandonsimoncini Před 2 lety +2

    Hammond and Clarkson: stunt drivers
    May: minor fender bender

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww Před 9 měsíci +1

    "I've done a bad thing"
    Hammond in a nutshell

  • @PixelMatys
    @PixelMatys Před 2 lety +6

    11:02 James is so clam

  • @emilianocruz11
    @emilianocruz11 Před 3 lety

    thnk you my friend we need more compilation of top gear crash and grand tour too

  • @schizo7007
    @schizo7007 Před 2 lety +4

    “ Hammond dont be a arse “
    My favorite quote

  • @myleschilton3473
    @myleschilton3473 Před 2 lety +4

    How Hammond saved that Noble is quite impressive.

  • @kevinprior3549
    @kevinprior3549 Před 2 lety +8

    You could feel Jeremy's pain when he went thru them bricks in the lorry. Ouch!

  • @stewartgrindlay9760
    @stewartgrindlay9760 Před 2 lety +10

    6:54 yes fuel was really only double digits not so long ago.
    Plus 2:20 so serene for going sideways

  • @densalbeach1
    @densalbeach1 Před rokem +1

    A trip down memory lane, when Top Gear was worth watching!

  • @yudhabagaskara98
    @yudhabagaskara98 Před 3 lety +10

    background music during jeremy's lap on volvo 940: Primal Scream - Can't Go Back
    background music during richard's untimely "death"': Battles - Atlas

    • @rust5846
      @rust5846 Před 2 lety

      Battles atlas is a tune

  • @mpmkk7147
    @mpmkk7147 Před 2 lety

    This is brilliant

  • @luggi_with_a_hoodie
    @luggi_with_a_hoodie Před 2 lety +4

    One of the best parts is where Hammond gets out of the grocery store, in the car, on its side

  • @CobaltZ_hans
    @CobaltZ_hans Před 9 měsíci +3

    9:18 Whoever decided to have Jeremy crash through the brick wall clearly didn't think that through, considering hitting a brick wall can be L E T H A L

  • @FullMetalToga
    @FullMetalToga Před 3 lety +15

    18:46 what crash is this from? That looked pretty nasty