Making A Smoothie Using A Blender With A V8 Engine | Top Gear
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With no one buying V8 cars during the recession, Jeremy Clarkson looks at other uses for the engine. If it isn't going to be used to power cars, how about using the V8 engine to power a food blender! Richard and James are left to taste Jeremy's creation of a beef, bovril and brick smoothie, which goes down a treat!
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“Why do women live longer than men?”
Exhibit A:
They have more fun
@@thealfamayl That is true
Cause they don’t have dumb ideas to do
@@paradiche8925 before you say that watch keeping up with the Kardashians
BECAUSE WE USE V8 ENGINE BLENDERS WITH RAW MEAT IN IT!
“Heard you bought a Corvette?”
“Nah bro, bought a Kitchenette”
Kitchette is better i think
this is the winner
@@axxa42069 that'll be a machete counterpart
@@TH3L3G3ND hmm maybe
@Markus Ellamaa
No. That ruins the joke, lol.
I still love how the man who called it "fantastic and delicious" is the only one who didn't put The Bloody Awful in his mouth.
I think he did it just didn't show it for some reason lol
@@FurryWulfz probably puked it lol. We don't wanna have popcorns puked as well for the viewers.
I thought we were calling it the "Back in the dustcart"
@@Qvartz_Lite or "Desperate Shag In A Skip"
@@annhentaiuser6658 this entire video is probably not something you want to eat popcorn to
"Is it loud?"
Clearly james has never heard a v8 blender. Everyone uses it these days
It's the only way I make my smoothies at 3am.
@@jmt8706official nah I use a v12 like the finer blend I get with it
@@l6323 can't wait for Devel to release the V16 smoothie blender.
Edit: it'll probably be for use at larger businesses, but who says it can't be in a home kitchen?
@@l6323 I use w16 for smoother blend with less sound
Is it loud? *points at straight piped v8*
James: *Drinks a meat and bricks smoothie.*
Gordon Ramsay: “I lost to this man.”
*ramsAy
@@wonjunjung6879 Noted & edited, thanks. 👍
"You disappoint me Ramsay!" - James May
Don't forget that James May was drunk while cooking for that challenge.
To be fair, Gordon Ramsay has tasted some pretty foul meal in his years on television, as well.
I like how Hammond and May are more concerned that the beef had bones in it than the fact Clarkson threw in AN ACTUAL BRICK
Its hammond and may isnt it
*Extra calories*
Or that the beef is uncooked
@@Wrexywrex328 you can eat it raw, so that's not really an issue.
@@LaKoeps You're not meant to though.
I feel like nobody on the set genuinely expected James to actually drink it, and I find that hilarious.
Still one the best segments to ever air
You can hand May anything in a glass and he'll just automatically drink it
coom?
He knows he'll survive it
And this is videoproof
So funny
@@layonyatsu7203 commentaar?
In 10 years: *Kids flexing their 1500hp blenders*
Oh, this popped up in your suggestions just now too, I see?
😂
"So I slapped this turbocharger on... "
I use turbine jet engine. Is that cheating?
CZcams shills explaining for 30 minutes why are you subhuman if you don't own one.
"You can't blend old people"
He's not even joking anymore he's just telling Jeremy not to do it
@Ray Allen ew
@@internetexplorer5286 we
@@dopey473 ew
1.5k likes for this dumb comment.
@@k4ff347 ew
No one really anticipated James to ACTUALLY drink it but the dude is a comedic genius.
2:16." Is it loud? Is it loud james of course it is loud" best line of top gear
Old top gear the new top gear isnt the same
Make a V8 vibraitor and call it "You'll never see your wife again"
Don't worry it'll just break your legs.
The last squirt machine
000000000 thats what the LS stands for
I call it _The hysterectomy_
Sounds good to me, where do I get one!?!?!
a v8 cell phone charger would be kinda handy right now
stephen king Thats why the American's made the Dodge Charger :D
CMDR Sweeper Best pun ever :D
+CMDR Sweeper for fucks sake! xD
Boostang S.I.C I'm tempted to buy my ex a V8 Vibrator 😂
Why waste the money on an ex?
"Oh God, tell me that isn't an accelerator peddle" makes me weak everytime I hear it.
4:28 “you can’t blend old people” - genius
Don't give in to his lies he is a fraud of course you can blend old people *don't ask how I know you just can ok*
@@69420fart hold up there
@@69420fart I can confirm
@@69420fart Hey, hold on, man, I'm not completely sure if that's even legal
So this is why some smoothies at the store are branded as V8.
With sugar
Nope
and it explains why they taste so awful
@@derpychicken2131 I dunno i kinda like them
The V8 vegetable juice was a product of Clarkson and co. all along!
Classic May. Silent throughout the whole sketch, yet delivers the best punchline
he only needs to observe and give us two lines
"is it loud?"
"I've got a name for it ... the bloody awful"
he's the Ferb of Top Gear
I have to agree 😆😆😆
"I got the Name for it!....... The Bloody Awful!"
"pour some pussy on it!"
@@aaronmolyneux505 "I too feel a certain element of kebob-ism."
3:33 "no jeremeah car gad bas for helth"
" 'K i have a wif"
Jixaw reference? 😳
*Pahhhhhhhhhhhh*
Ery Noice!
“Shut up hammock”
love how may says almost nothing but absolutely OWNS this clip
I literally thought this was another "bottom gear" parody from the title but no it's an actual top gear episode
“The bloody awful” copyright written all of over it 😂😂
Bottom gear never was a parody but more of an exaggeration of the reality of the show
How have you not seen this it's a classic haha
It's also the one tesla sued them over when they'd said it broke down, which was technically true, they just had a bad rep since back then they still poo-pooed climate change and seemed kind as clueless about it as they were bluetooth early on haha
@@KaladinVegapunk I'm not really an old fan of top gear, this show is OLDER THAN ME TURNS OUT, so I haven't seen it on TV
I *did* see this one before but I forgot about it, and after watching all those bottom gear episodes, that was the first thing that came to mind when I opened this video
What’s the difference
"So how much HP does your blender have?"
A question that I never thought existed.
1000 hp 2jz
*"you know what a dragster is.."*
@@ironhorse5662 get outta here with your shit supra
@@ironhorse5662 7 year old
My Blendtec has about 3
This had me on the floor for 10 minutes when it first aired. It still does now.
04:10 - Hammond looks like Austin Powers after his first swig of that thing when he says "It's put hairs on my eyeballs!"
YEAH BABY
Moments like these are why we loved the old top gear
420
They will never make them like this again!! They wouldn't be allowed! Lol, sad world we live in now isn't it?
1:07
Old top gear what do you mean there was only ever 1 top gear witht these 3 guys....oh your talking about the one with chris and joey from friends what i call low gear
Ishaaq Ansar Chris Harris is the only good one. He’s incredible at his job. Only good thing on the new top gear
I always love how casually James just starts drinking before the others are ready. And then his face goes on a whole journey, like he somehow didn't expect the five stages of grief that hit him.
"the bloody awful" gets me every time
Lmao same
3:40 Yeah, lol
Honestly quite a ballsy move from James lol. He knew what's in that drink, and he just immediately took a chug of it without anyone telling or asking him to.
Also I'm pretty sure it was after his appearance on Ramsay's F-word in which he ate rotten shark and didn't even blink so this smoothie must have been at least like 10 times worse lmao
3:51
"They was working on the tires, that's all that was took."
i like how everyone was covering their ears in panic and james was just like 🧍🏻♂️
I think we’ve got different emojis, that or James was question mark, light green square, male symbol.
Hammond : "does that beef still have bones in it"
Clarkson : "YESS!"
nah its BONELESS
@@weirdoguy6800 🅱️oneless
@@weirdoguy6800 BOOOOONNNNNEEEEEless!!!!!
@@thesupreme8062 get your 🅱️oneless pizza
@@blastoid37is it actually 🅱️onelles?
I love how everyone has plugged their ears and then there's James
Just re-watch that part with the volume on 5% and that's the scene from James' perspective
Jamed is already an alpha, that's why the testosteterone drink didn't affect him.
@@Ks-rp3mt He's deaf*
luis angel encarnacion hes death*
His hair works as ear muffs
3:40 I'm surprised hes still standing with those gigantic steel balls of his
Steel? No, try titanium
@@JetFalcon710titanium is lighter than steel, tho isn't it?
@@BlueNades1 Yeah, but it's tougher than just about any grade of steel, and also pretty expensive
@@JetFalcon710even tungsten?
@@floydbutnotsopink6328 Tungsten is incredibly hard at the cost of being brittle, so I'd say yeah
For a British show, this is the most American thing I've ever seen.
True; though the UK was one of the first countries to have a Car with a V8.
(specifically *Adams* of Bedford; albeit with crankshaft issues)
That would be a “stairlift to heaven”.
granny launcher
Guess that’s why it’s only for old people
*YEET*
V8 zap-pelin
@@invisiblekincajou the visual that created in my head is worth both my kidneys.
1:07, the best "yes" I have ever heard.
+c0d3r3d Not 3:15??
+Firemarioflower YES! *clicks other timestamp* Yes.....
+c0d3r3d 4:10 His mouth :DD
+c0d3r3d Or 2:07?
+zack9660 Just to let you guys know ...
I am enjoying this aswell. lmao
1:06
"Does that beef still got bones in it"
*_Cue the best "yes" I've ever heard_*
2:21 “Are we ready…? HERE WE GO!!!” Gets me every time for some reason 😂
How did James even survive after drinking that
James is immortal he's already a relic
He survived eating fermented shark in Iceland (Gordon Ramsay threw up).
@@mirzaahmed6589 and a bull penis with snake vodka
Because he’s a the only real bloke on this program
You've seen his love of spam and sandwich spread, that's nothing compared to those
"does that beef still got bones in it?"
"Yes"
"has" not "does" ... but it's ok
Ian Lehman "Yes" should be: "Yeeeeheheheheheheh"
how old are you?
" Oh god. "
" What? "
" Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal. "
" Yes. "
Yeeeeahs.
Truly the golden age of television.
There's something so satisfying about the way Jeremy says *beef*
"Next week - old people."
"You can't blend old people."
"No, a stairlift."
***** Hah!
+Kenazzle "you mean your self?"
Ahsan Siddiqui what ?
"Is it loud?"
If jeremy would say old people one of them would comment you mean yourself. hence the name of their new show the GRAND tour. as in GRAND dad.
4:10 "Very Nais" - Hammock
me: trying to sleep
some guy with their modified 30 year old 1.3 swift at 2am: 2:25
Jeremy: "That will put some Testies on your chest."
Richard: "It's put hair on my eyeballs!"
Who put uranium in it!
I nearly died laughing at that in the vid. I nearly choked myself bcuz of my laughing and I nearly shit myself when I heard it too. Now I’m fucking wheezing bcuz of it.
@@baileydombroskie3046 I’m sure you came too, christ
@@mepp4224 fortunately no. Thank god cuz i didnt want to have to clean cum of my bedroom floor, well sence its a shitty loose carpet after all. It aint ez to clean sand and watever off of it so cleaning cum wud be damn near impossible. I wud have to get the rug finally tore out.
@@baileydombroskie3046 Jesus fucking Christ lmao
"Oh God don't tell me that's an accelerator pedal"
*_"yes"_*
Chad yes
Chad yes
Chad yes
Chad yes
Chad yes
I liked how they were more concerned about the bones in beef instead of a whole brick
I love that May whole episode was quiet, and tried that "The bloody awful" first, no one even asked him about it
So do they serve Bloody Awful at bars yet?
You could ask XD
Gary Grandy i hope so coz i want some.
Gary Grandy The Clarkson one or the Richard Richard one?
There’s another bloody awful known as the Esther ranston
Just imagine sitting in a bar and suddenly your ears get blown out because the bartender needs to rev up the V8 Corvette engine to serve some guys the "Bloody Awful"... I fucking can't breathe XD
I love the way they all have a genuine laugh when Jeremy says "I'm not sure this works". 4:15
It’s the way James is already laughing before Jeremy has finished saying it
Have you heard the cursed sound before he says that? Love that part, "I'm not sure this works!"
That BLOODY AWFUL killed me instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:48: Hammond goes from shock to a "hmm, he's probably right" level of impressed.
"Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal"
*"Yes"*
chad
“Does that beef still got bones in it?”
“Yes”
Embrace Masculinity *has
People in 2020: Carbs are poison, i would never put that in my temple of a body!
Boomers: *drinks raw beef and brick smoothie*
Wait what sort of people do not eat carbs
too fucken true mate
Affan Sami Real men don't eat carbs nor sugar.
They go on a Protein + Fat diet.
Well with that much horse power it can be defined as cooked.
At the least the brick was pre-baked.
I miss these guys and I really miss the type of antics they got up to on old Top Gear.
This truly is a bri'ish cuisine moment
Ye'
3:44 I think Jeremy is slightly shocked James actually drank it without being prompted
Its like he was waiting for May to throwup lmao! You can tell that wasnt scripted
2:40 i love how james seems deaf, not wearing any ear protection and not even covering his ears
He's taking in the raw majesty of the V8 blender
@@FarmYardGaming "RAW" majesty. Sure got that right XD
Would go a long way to explaining why he couldn't hear Hammond and Clarkson shouting at him in the latest Grand Tour special (Sand Job) 😀 !
I love how right before they started it up Hammond said ‘this in the kitchen at home’
Makes it 100x more comical
I love how at first Hammond was as concerned for Jezza’s sanity as we were, then just gave in and enjoyed the show 😂
"Oh god! Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal"
"Yes!!"
This is why I loved these three in Top gear, They made it more than just your regular car show. It was hilarious!
JM : " Is it loud ? "
JC : " ' Is it loud ' , James ? Yes , of course it's loud !! "
LOL
"Here we go!"
"This is in the kichen at home, yeah?"
We didn't watch it for the cars but for these three
Not Dan Malátek fan#1 well, some of us did
"No one is buying V8 cars anymore"
Americans: 😐
more for the sound than anything else at this point, if I wanna sell my 4 cilinders car to an american I just need to install some speakers under the hood to blast some v8 sound and the sucker will happily take it, and it will run just as fast
AmazinChannel well not as fast but it will run, maybe
mo gamer yah if we are talkin fully built. But a stock v8 is pulling hard away from a stock i4. But a fully built i4 could take a stock v8, I’d say prob a 11 gt’s coyote
Dodge: stonks ^
@@scoobsshrooms109 its alot cheaper to build a v8 than an i4, for the price
And this is why top gear should never have gotten rid of these men.
World record for the fastest smoothie
"we're going to have a tough time explaining to the ambulance why HE's got beef bone antlers in his head" *shows guy nervously laughing with shifty eyes*
Yeah, this felt pretty unsafe to do to be honest. That could have gone terribly wrong.
@@theeternalnow6506 For science
"That will put testies on your chest."
"It puts hairs on my eyeballs"
Ive lost it at that point
Not only that, it probably seared them off too.
I love that line xD
I read this comment while they said this
He sounded like kermit😂
1:00 Let’s Blend some BEEF! Love it’ 😂🤗
But if I’m being honest, that engine sound is GLORIOUS.
I love it how James takes 20 seconds to process... whatever the hell Jeremy has put in there.
i love Hamsters response, "have you tried it?" "yeah!!" ya face tells a different story.
"The bloody awful" absolutely killed me
I took it as _The bloody offal_
Bottom did it first!
I lost it when he had to hesitate and hold his finger up before giving it the name it deserves
This always makes me laugh ahhh the old Top Gear with Clarkson, Hammond and May will always be the best. Give me a V8 blender 😂😂😂😂
Now I keep thinking about V8 attached to a stairlift, launching an old lady up the stairs like a cannon.
Y’all ever seen that bit from Gremlins 1 where Mrs Deagle is sent into frickin orbit by the Gremlins messing with the stairlift controls?
*This is the manliest thing I have seen on the Internet today.*
it is the manliest thing you will ever see on the internet.
and the most American thing I have ever seen
Neogol Wop the most american and done by the british, what a crossover lol
czcams.com/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/video.html
Next, the V8 tooth brush, MAAAAAN Edition.
Illusive Prime rips out yer teeth. REAL MANLY!
Illusive Prime if thdy can make s v8 toothbrush that works and is mildly safe i will buy it, no matter the cost, unless i could make a w16 toothbrush with the money
brick toothpaste
Rip plaque
A 0.002 l v8
That's the sound of my Vitamix every morning, so annoying and loud, love it.
1:27 that's worstererschirshire souce there, but for some reason, it's cut out
...Just a dash...
I like how James barely says anything the first half of clip and then after drinking comes up with a great name
He only said a few words in the 5 minute clip, but he stole the show
Barley?
@@SimulatorWhiz barely
“Check out my LS-swapped blender”
A rotary blender mmmmmmmm
im surprised cleetus mcfarland hasnt done that yet
J_Wide how about Rob Dahm with a 4 rotor blender
We need a cummins swap blender or maybe a cummins swaped Washer dryer set
Redneck_Jesus that sounds better rolling coal and clean clothes
1:34 This made me laugh. Imagine making a smoothie also with bricks as an extra ingredient. It would taste like a concrete drink.
"Oh god, tell me thats not an accelerator pedal?"
" *YES* "
Next, the V8 lawn sprinkler, the V8 Porch swing, and the V8 alarm clock.
***** Sounds perfect for me:)
redmr2na First: Done, jet engine water fountain lawn ornament
Second: Done, old people's rocking chairs
Third: I'm pretty sure the noise this blender makes it an alarm clock already. Also you get a nice brick smoothie to start your day.
wasn't that a nissan commercial?
What about a V8 Power drill? i'm tired of having to spend countless minutes just to drill a hole in the Wall! , or for construction , a V8 Cement mixer!
What about a V8 car? No no no, that's a terrible idea, no one will ever buy such a thing.
2:08
That yes sounds like Jeremy has put all his confidence and power into it, I love it
*Y E S*
And he still doesnt even taste his own creation.
This is the first ever clip I saw of these three. Thank you!
everything aside this video is pure gold!
tody on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume
K, I’ll have a wiff
*W H E E Z E E E E*
E r y n i c e
@@brokenglass_au no Jeremiah car has bas for helf
@@sisophon1982 shut mouth hammock
When life gives you lemons, blend them in your manly V8 blender
*CAVE JOHNSON HERE. I AM HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS NEW APERTURE SCIENCE V8 SUPER BLENDER THAT WE DEVELOPED ON REMAINS OF OUR BUDGET.*
@@deferguard7748 *What* budget?
@@deferguard7748 Bold to assume they had a budget
Love the dude in the crowd whos just dying after May takes a sip. You can hear him running out of breath toward the end XD
4:11 that face that Hammond makes is golden 👁️👄👁️👌🏻
4:09 Hammond has become Chihuahua.
Hammond is a chihuahua, James is a Labrador and Jeremy is one of those rugdogs
@@nonstoppugly James is a Spaniel
4:11 very nais
Excuse me sir..... Would you please give me a bloody awful?
+Pedro Dorantes
Afraid we're out of those sir, would you like a Desperate Shag In A Skip instead?
+5Oblivion Were out of that too but we do have the Chris Evans Top Gear in stock.
+Rocka Craig He asked for a drink...... Not for poison
+Pedro Dorantes Good one LOL. But you are correct. Seriouslt correct.
Should've called it a Bloody 'Merican
Best trio in tv history!!!!!!!!!!
This gave new meaning to “Could’ve had a V8.”
Nice one!😂😂
I'll be honest, I would never have searched for this
Thats very honest of you
Shown in my home youtube and see it from 11 years ago make me feel old and nostalgic :(
None of us would search for this. But here we are nonetheless.
Ou should watch top gear
I searched smoothie recipes and here I am, maybe i’ll give it a try 🤔
Clarkson didn't taste the smoothie.
+Jeiku Furame aww cute avy :3
Re Uhh, thanks?
Brown So, what about cigarettes? They're nasty and make you smell and look nasty.
Jeiku Furame Not calling you one, I tagged "Re" but for some reason it didn't go through.
Seriously though, why even bring that up Re, that was uncalled for and frankly makes you look like a dumbass.
Küala Music Ooh look at you. So creative. You're about as creative as a Sonic OC. Ha, get out of here.
this is why top gear was so good. it wasn't just a car show
I remember watching that episode when it debuted
Did they seriously just make them drink brick smoothie
Yes
Brick is the least worrying thing in that smoothie
@@dma968 vegan?
Wouldn't want to waste all that perfectly good meat
@@replynotificationsdisabled nope but bruh I'm not eating rather drinking raw meat and battery oil
Has that beef still got bones in it?
Yeeees.
Is this going to work or is the top going to come off and we will have a very hard time explaining to the ambulance people how did he have beef bone anthlers stuck in his head.
You can't blend old people!!
+Mike M I could blend you if I wanted to...
And for added bite ... brick.
+Ozgur Akdeniz ㅛㅣㅛ쇄ㅕㅑㅛㅗ셔셔햐사ㅕㅣㅔ7ㅣㅕㅣㅕ
0:52 BLENDsmBEEF
they can tell their grandkids " boy, in my days i drank beef and bricks! "
I think you might need a V8 vacum for that mess.
www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/supa-hot-fire.gif
That would suck up everything in it's path.
AXP Bonecrusher it'll suck up everything under it. Including the very fabric of the universe
Stormtrooper in the Rain no I need a v8 washing machine
V8.... fan