The V8 Rocking Chair | Top Gear
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- čas přidán 26. 11. 2009
- Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson power a rocking chair with a 6.2litre V8 engine. Never again will old ladies with arthritis struggle to reach the television remote, but this could still go horribly wrong!
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I love how Jeremy Clarkson thinks he has a solution for every single problem in the world by simply attaching a *6.2 litre V8* engine to it.
POOOOOWWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
tesla too quiet?
attach V8!
desk fan not fast enough?
attach V8!
bike not fast enough?
attach V8!
computer too slow?
attach V8!
unable to wake up in the morning?
attach V8 to bed!
V8 solves all the worlds problems!
and Hammers, they fix everything!
Cham GTR Yep, don't forget his precious hammers!! He "fixes" everything with them. :D :D
A V8 powered hammer.
*The old lady literally breaks apart*
Everyone: *claps and cheers*
Tonight on Bottom Gear: I kill my mother by attaching her spleen to a V8; Hammond catches fire in a dodgem; and James makes an IED in his Man Lab.
That's British humour for you.
It's a dark dark world we live in...
I used to have an Aunt like that.
Cruel Society
"Let's not dwell on who killed who..." Nice way to slip in a Monty Python reference.
He uses that line a lot...
@@alistairwalker2850 thanks for saying this for us
Duel* 🤓
Which skit is that?
@@Phoenix8492"Well I'll tell you..."
"No, not like that! NOT LIKE THAT!"
Sometimes Jeremy's genius is almost frightening. Literally.
"Literally it's literally like literally lItErAlLy. LItErAlLy LItErAlLy LItErAlLy"
@@Skellotronix Somebody’s had the urge to be abusive I see
@@Skellotronix you got tourettes or something?
@@Skellotronix quéquéquéquéquéquéquéqué
@@Skellotronix They were using it correctly you moron
"Daddy, what happened to Grandma?"
"Don't ask."
Also, don't go in the lounge until the team has finished with the pressure washers.
Thats how Grandpa decided not to pursue his engineering career.
Let's not dwell on 'oo killed 'oo
I'm not sure but I think I saw Jeremy clarkson leaving with a v8 engine on his trailer yesterday
@@Sandbar3D What if Grandpa was a retired engineer?
"There is that, and the fact that the old lady has disintegrated."
A rare sentence indeed.
XD
oh dont give me technicalities!
+evilegg288 'tis but a scratch!
"Her head's come off."
I use it all the time
James May: "Does that mean she's not coming on then?"
Richard Hammond: -_-
no James, the old lady was disintegrated by Jeremy's V8 rocking chair, and is now dead.
Well james, thus this old lady dead? its a NO!...
Nit sure about whether she can come on but she came apart tho!
I just realized how old these legends are getting.
If the Queen of England has taught us anything they’re immortal.
@@Awfulfeature must be something about the tea and scones.
@@andershj6524 the fountain of youth is located next to the freezer aisle in all good Tescos
We should get together and buy them motorized rocking chairs.
@@Awfulfeature yes
A fleshlight attached to a v8 engine.
Ryan H you would need some serious high viscosity oil would you go 30 weight or 40 weight ha ha
Worth it.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Ryan H fastest nut buster
how about a paxman valenta?
Did Jeremy Clarkson seriously just LS swap a rocking chair?
Yeah, what a loser. A real man EJ swaps a canadian glider.
sadly yes
KroneYT No no no, you have to go with the B16A
On a long enough timeline...
@@cckiller0053 no, its better with an m96, watch out for ims
Sometimes jeremy delivers a line so well its hard to tell if hes joking lmao
They took the phrase "Ls swap everything" too literally
What about a V8 printer
Ha ha
v8 bicycle
pretty sure that's called a "motorcycle".
Commander Turtle true but a motorcycle does not have a v8
I tried that and it blew up my desk along with half the room. It didn't even print
How to solve lifes problems: buy a 6.2 litre v8
that saves the economy as well brilliant
Also, don't forget about WD-40!
And get a collection of hammers while on the run.
I love mine
Here’s an idea, use the V8 to blend yourself. The world needs less humans anyways. You could help.
1:21 “Revving my wife tonight!”
😂😂😂
Where is it?
I want proof. A video
wtf is apu licking there
@@htf5555 the microphone. I’m going to switch it to the pic where he’s just smiling at the camera in a tuxedo, thank you for bringing this to my attention.
1:22
Netflix: Are you still watching
Someones daughter:
Falls apart? Nice
* Someone Granny
Top gear's in the wrong industry mate
Haha so relatable, did this last week to someone's daughter XD! the cleaning and removing the remains of her body were a disaster though!
Interesting. Is there also a top of the line V12 version?
there will be next year
I'll wait until next year then. I'm afraid this version doesn't have enough power (as Jeremy would say).
+tominatorxx even better is there a top of the line Spitfire Merlin powered version.
MrDalek2150 Perfect!
MrDalek2150
I'd rather have a Napier Deltic powered one
She's in a better place... she has to endure Adrian Chiles no longer.
+Benjamin Muschamp Until he dies, that is...
Don't worry. He'll go to a special Adrian Chiles section of the afterlife. Reincarnated as a tree.
JakeTV Nice!
Yay I'm like n°666 X)
Looks to me like she is in multiple places
The stare right into the camera at "and that's hard when you've got arthritis" made me laugh.
Ah yes, the hammer, shotgun and 6.2 litre V8 engine, the trifecta of fixing your problems
I would love to see a massive ceiling fan powered by a V8 engine
It needs a long shaft, or else the fan will blow the heat of the engine to the user.
Now it's a V8 heater.
Sounds like a plane
@@dbclass4075
improvised heater
@@flyingfloorboard4097 sounds like a helicopter
I bet if the chair was stronger it would work perfectly
+Adromedox you're just saying that cos u work there
Only messing JESUS
It's a v8....
@@matthewching500 A steel chair would like a word with you
A chair made of pure carbon fibre is unbreakable
There was once a man named "Don Yenko", whose solution to all problems was always an aluminum V8.... i feel like Jeremy may have been his protégé
Tune in next week where we'll be marketing this to cam-girls. . .
"Her spine came out the top of her head.."
Crowd: *AHAHHAHAHHWHAHAHHAHAHAHA*
When you realise this was 10 years ago 😮😮
11, king
3650 days
Scary.
One day all the men and ladies watching this will become old men and ladies
Eleven
“Let’s now dwell on who killed who” exactly jeremy! This is supposed to be a….happy occasion!
"I wish there was a way to know your in the good old days before you actually left them."
Deep thought: what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Jeremy Clarkson: a 6.2 litre V8 engine.
The v8 chair coming to stores near you!
Oh hell No
+BornOn December 27th
oh boy! id better break my piggy bank open! XD
+Composite guy Oh hell yeah !
Composite guy lol
lol= L=lol O=Ol L=L
Saw a comment saying "if the chair was stronger- it would have worked"
It wasn't the chair, lady's leg fell off the first second hahah
This had me on the floor for 10 minutes when it first aired. It still does now.
The old lady's face at 1:22 "Oh... My leg fell off again."
Oh god, you killed me right there xD
*I am currently replying to a 4 year old comment*
@@nrggvrn5576 And I'm currently replying to a 4 year old comment and a 4 day old comment.
Roman Razo I am currently replying to a comment from 5 years ago
And i am currently rep.... nah i'll skip..
need to use this for a dish washer.. or a washing machine... washing machine would be best... washing clothes at 192mph... screw spin dry, it'll be spinning obliteration.
So that's where all my missing socks went!
all mine mysteriously end up at my brothers house... no idea why, one of those mysterious things which my brother comes around and says "I need to borrow a sock, just the one". next thing you know, poof, vanished.. real mystery is that one.
***** I dont think you´ll want the sock back when he's done his business with it. He does you a favor by not returning the used sock.
***** might want to ask your wife about that
King Tubby dont have a wife... im 24 and FREEEEEE... in the great words of someone from Scotland which was exaggerated in the movie brave heart... FREEEEEEDOOOM!!!!
besides which i dont want a wife just yet... modern day ladies only want money all the time... so im perfectly fine where i am at the moment lol
Love how in the beginning you hear laughter but nobody is even smiling, crazy what those Brits can do!
"Sometimes my geniusity, it's almost frightening." Nope, his geniusity is always frightening.
What about V8 Powered Peel P50. I can only imagine as Jeremy Clarkson does 1 wheeled uncontrollable wheelies and then proceeds to flip and slide into a wall door first.
the engine would be bigger than the car
MrDalek2150 a v8 powered robin reliant :-)
MrDalek2150 Peel P50 drag car 👍
POWAAAAAH
Not v8 use w32
But the way woman falls apart is hilarious.
That the 460 ft pounds of torque
"I think we'll use a dummy." Clarkson's right there, Hamster.
And 10 years later this is still great fun. Thanks CZcams algorithm
I love his monty python reference “lets not worry about whooo killed whooo...”
Looks very easy to get in and out of, you know.
😂😂😂😂
And it is lovely to find a nice high seat.
I was waiting for this comment :D
yeah the grandma hot
I was almost expecting a interaction somewhat like this:
Hammond: How about we use a dummy this time
Jeremy: right you are hop in then Hammond
Absolutely the original top gear at its best the irreverent humour of Clarkson may and Richard Hammond aka the 🐹 was absolutely brilliant 😆
Next we need a v8 powered baby cradle. "Gently" rocks the baby to sleep
Forever
What about a V8 powered funfair, where the rides are powered by V8 engines?
There could be a V8 waltzer, a V8 big wheel, a V8 roundabout and even a V8 Twister ride!
Lol
These guys(Jeremy, Richard and James) know how to present a show in the most entertaining way!
R.I.P best years of top gear
LMAO. Hilarious. The song "I fall to pieces" came to mind!
Jeremy has a sore throat? maybe the brick smoothie :p
I think this was the ep where Jezza had to use that synthetic saliva.
I think Richard was sick as well. His voice is more nasally than usual.
Nobody:
The old lady: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
^ I’ve fallen apart and I can’t get up
What a show it was with these 3 guys.
Best show to ever be made. Period.
6.2 Liter V8 Engine: *starts*
Everyone: *[Everyone liked that]*
How about a V8 wheelchair? Now with your choice of Honda or Chevrolet engine!
*Top Gear Co. is not responsible for any dismemberment or wheelchair disintegration
Or get the 1.6L V6 Hybrid by Honda.
VTEC rocking chair, yo!
Wheelchair kicked in yooo
I can imagine a wheelchair being powered by a B16B
Ohhh not bad I would get one
In true Top Gear style! These guys are the best!
We all know now 'his genius frightens himself '😂
Old lady: *dies*
Clarkson: that went well
ooo killed ooo
Can we just admire how good V8 engines sound?
Nothing can beat this show
i got a briliant idea right now!!
A v8 powered BDSM machine
Goodness XD
God knows what goes on in your basement .
Sasha Grey's gonna like that. She might even return to the industry.
And found this video that way.
Calm down, Satan, lol
thumbs up for v16 rocking chair
No such thing as a 'V16'
Really? Wow I guess I was wrong...
atb102798 There's also a tractor with it.
Why, are you going to make one?
Quacktics are Go i'm not lol
In all this humour and excitement of watching these legends of old is also a lesson that a V8 is far too powerful to use in the home
the ultimate back-breaking experience you don't want to miss :
1950: We will have flying cars in the future
2009: 6.2 V8 rocking chair
Its not a hemi
@@71sc502 Fixed. But I thought it was
Awe, I thought the old lady was James in the thumbnail
that makes sense seeing as some of the clothes he wears look like they belong to an old lady :)
Doesn’t this remind you of Tim Allen’s home improvement. When they put the motor on the rocking chair I knew it would be hilarious
I enjoy that people came to see this and only this
" help! I've fallen and I cant get up! "
0118-999-88199-9119-7253
L,ao
Underrated
On star has life alert now?
love the LS3, such a great engine, desparately want one in a '68 C10.
Bro she absolutely loved.
A great birthday present for my grandma.
POV: you're wondering why you are getting recommended this video 10 years after it was made
Yup
POV: you're wondering why these dumb comments are everywhere
POV: you're wondering what that notification was, but you're disappointed to find out that it's just another stupid POV comment
I love how Clarkson did the "who killed who" exactly like the king in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This is a certified classic.
Jeremy Clarkson: I see this as a total win!
A problem: *exists*
Jeremy Clarkson: just slap on a V8 to it
Thanks CZcams for recommending this during quarantine see you guys in the next 10 years.
Honestly,that was less destructive than I expected it to be.
A set up, I loved it
The V8 powered stair lift sounds like fun!....Lethal, but fun! :-D Somebody needs to make it happen!
You ever watch the movie "Gremlins"?
Here is the reason why the design and reliability of the frame and the chassis is so important.
“My genius is sometimes frightening”
Im so glad my childhood was this and not top gear that we all know today
i love the fact that if you not rev it you just start her up its working kinda useful
LOLOL Those girls were loving the rocking/vibrating chair ;)
I miss this show so much
Tonight on bottom gear I make a new Albanian tourture device james defends me from the FBI and Hammond becomes SUCC
I was rolling around at home on my office chair and came to an even better idea. I think you where where this is going.
What if we put a v8 engine on the bottom? You could roll from the kitchen to your bathroom in a matter of seconds!
I loved Jeremy, Richard and James on top gear. So sad when the whole thing went down and the hosts were no longer part of the show.
This was the very first top gear video I watched :)
Thank you for 11 years of laughs
This was hilarious. I wish I could go back when I was so excited to watch top gear.
Screw the electric chair this is the new Capitol Punishment 😂😂
With all that vibrations, granny enjoyed it till her last breath!
“i hereby sentence you to the rocking chair wiggler!”
They should definitely do a V8 invention every series/year.
promocode: revving my wife tonigt
Tudayh ohn bo'om gheare
I drive a silent electric car
Hammond uses a fucking toilet
And James commits arson
Hammund ya bloodeh idiot
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When Top Gear was at its best!!!
That laugh track is the funniest part.