Hammond, Clarkson and May Profiling Drivers Compilation
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- čas přidán 5. 01. 2023
- Top gear and grand tour stars mocking types of car owners and profiling them in either in person or in discussion.
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Episodes:
10.10 bmw
Peugeot drivers 22.5
jag drivers 13.5
tribute to Saab 18.5
cool wall focus asbo 13.7
9.2 audi tt air hostess
z4 bmw 13.7
mums know best 6.4
caravan car s 20.5
lexus masonry 21.1
11.1 lexus
9.3
gt2.6 - Komedie
8 years on and I still can’t look at the front grille of a Peugeot 307 without hearing Jeremy say “Maniac!”
"Yobo"
Jesus Christ, that's messed with my sense of time- 8 years?!
Every incident on the road is caused by a Peugeot. There’s always a huge queue of traffic behind them, they’re always bouncing off kerbs, in the wrong lane, indicating wrong and then they flash at you when you overtake them as if to say maniac!!! 😂
@@beanmw96 My grandma had a peugeot and she is not fitting in all of that
@@lordracer7743there are always exceptions to all rules
It Is funny how Hammond caught golf 🤣🤣🤣
The irony 🤣
And Jeremy
The Jaaaaag owner profile will never get old. "Awfully sorry."😆
'6 speed gearbox' makes me burst out in laugh every time
0:24 scarily accurate description of an architect. the audi businessman and ferrari trust fund baby were spot on too
Except the architect drives a Tesla now
@@silviufleaca8250 which some have compared to be a modern saab
And those people are called stupid.
Let's not sleep on the Peugeot driver facing the wrong way.
‘He is talking absolute…..sense.’ 😂😂😂
I always think of the “especially off” bit whenever I see “ESP Off” in a car
Can’t get over how much Hammond looks exactly like his mum 🤣
I guessed it was her. They have the same eyes
@@jennyrust7 and hair. And face. Lol
So does May. I mean, May looks like his own Mum. (It would be very weird if May looked like Hammond's Mum!)
@@mrthompson3848 and she's the shortest
"I'm going to catch Golf from you two"..didn't Hammond actually become the first of the trio to take up Golf? lol
And hopefully the last.
5:06 Ironic considering Hammond is the first to take golf as a hobby
I'm still hoping you'll one day make a compilation of Jeremy's deep "Yeeesss."
Here's one
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That Peugeot part is the most accuracy bit of television I've ever seen.
When is the last time you've seen an older Peugot without dents or scratches?
Thanks to these three I've grown accustomed to being able to profile anyone who drives anything just ask me anything and I bet I can get the stereotype correct, for example anyone who drives a Silverado is super skinny with torn up jeans and wearing a cap with some kind of tractor brand on it spitting tobacco out their window
that's not true, a silverado driver is an overweight latino
@@somethingsock6707 that actually would be a Hino tow truck
Same but I have the south east asian variant.
@@renz1013 oh you might drive a fake KIA most lickly built in China
@@GuninGames nah Im more of the kind of person to ascosiated a personality based on a car except their on cars commonly seen in south east asia and not sold in the eu
I can absolutely tell you that the Peugeot thing is 100 per cent true. I am a HIAB driver by day and it is always a Peugeot parked where you don't need it, always a Peugeot that drives at you rather than past you, always a Peugeot who doesn't understand the rule of 'priority'.
At least with a HIAB, you can lift it out of the way...
@@figjam59 good point actually 🤣 But the temptation to just keep squeezing the thing would be too great 🤣🤣
Driver profiling is basically the whole Cool Wall section 😂 but damn they did good with it in other sections too
This is absolutely hilarious. I love Top Gear. This never gets old. Thank you.
Hammond did catch golf!
Making fun of the French never gets old
Especially as we've had many wars and battles with them over the past 1000 years
Imagine how they'd stereotype today the people who put 18+ anime stickers on their "JDM" cars
Jeremy: very popular with murderers this car
Mustard Tiger salesman: yeah.
Phil Collins: what you lookin at my gut fur?
Thank god - one of these compilations where the episode number and series are actually in the description
Could’ve just used all Cool Wall clips 😂
Might offer him a burger, as he says that a big fat man walks in
These boys always cheer me up.
These are such amazing videos
Ok but the pugot not blowing up mid shot is impressive
I think after 200 years the names of the trio can be easily placed together with Einstein and Shakespeare.
Hammond as a jag driver "borrowed" some towels!
1:11 I spat out my drink
youre a legend for putting the episode guide
Wooooooo new compilation and it’s a juicy one
Please do a compilation of “sadly however/though” moments
1:14 James looks like Donald Trump here. You're welcome - now you cannot unsee it 🙂
He is going to make Peugeot great again
@@tomstratman9977 And judging by recent Peugeots, he did.
Mays Peugeot face is perfect 😂
That arcitect actor was perfectly cast
@5:05 Oh dear, that didn’t age well!
I swear my teacher back then had an saab and he always talked about it
This one likes the bus I couldn't stop laughing
I've never understood Hammond saying people who own a green Focus RS start the singing on the aeroplane. A person who owns that car is much more likely to be a thug in a hoodie lol.
Forgot the "Audi Driver" profile where they joked about it describing a child kidnapper
Its ok, Ive got a Jaaaaaagg..
0:17 Peugeot bloke is so embarrassed he doesn't even want to show his face 😂
If this thing pulled up in your neighborhood, you would say: Oh no, a drug dealer has arrived!
0:18. Is that Jeremy Irons.
After all these years my guilt is gone after saw this three getting souvenirs from hotel or model 😂😂😂i actually get any towels or bathrobe as i check our 😂😂😂😀
4:30 I wonder why licence payers were always annoyed with Top Gear
The Saab driver stereotype honestly seems like a compliment. Saabs are unique.
The Saab one is absolutely spot on...
Actually, I think the one at 00:13 likes whatever he manages to steal
4:05 what episode is this
S20e5
0:10 this is so accurate 😂
0:40 never heard sigur ros being played in that clip
I love how James styled his hair to look like his IQ had been halved.
I'm gonna get a Jaaag, wonder how many dinner dates I will end up not paying for lol
The BMW M3; a great car owned by terrible people.
6:37 why are they stealing stuff?
6:51 oh I see. They have Jaaaaaaags.
Which episode is the last clip from?
Nice!
He has a Peugeot 😆😆....
5:04 lol that didnt age well
Am I really a Lexus owner if I'm not a Freemason and don't play golf?
Can’t watch these 3 without thinking of Stewart Lee.
From where is 4:10 - 4:45 segment from? I don't remember seeing it.
It's the episode where they race two caravans through the country and whoever is last has to stay at the plot. Series 20 Ep. 5 I believe.
@@themcdonaldsman1 You are right, it is s20e05. Thanks.
5:05 and who’s the one who ends up playing golf?
Aaahhh, where is "Audi safety distance"?:(
0:45 Jeremy profiling his own mother
0:45 what? so there are 3 james may?
Stereotypes are based on facts.
Why’re you booing me? I’m right!
90% of americans are basically "Peugeot drivers", even though you cannot get Peugeot in the US.
I dont know whats more disturbing the fact that the trio looks like their mothers or their mothers look like them.
Real men women drives Saab, i got it
ESPecially off!!
Do one where they're racist to people... plenty of clips ha ha
Guy's that can't say Jaag. Shouldn't drive a Jag.
Only funny thing Clarkson ever did was drive himself round in circles once on Top Gear, and make himself sick.
That's the Prodrive P2.